E4 - The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions While Burdened by Sins that Lead All Men Astray Shatters with Anger When the Young Maiden Cries

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[00:01] Narrator
    As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] sign
    Narrator
[00:03] sign
    Hiroyuki Takano
[00:03] Narrator
    so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:06] Narrator
    But behind this eternal
    clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
    there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:17] Blader
    What is... this power?!
SIGN    Magnetic Ore Monster
    Adamant
[00:22] Adamant
    My magnetism produces a particular field!
[00:26] Adamant
    Within that field, your Buster Blade
    is a useless lump of scrap iron!
[00:33] Adamant
    Now you'll meet your end!
[00:35] Adamant
    Die, Divine Swordsman Blader!
[00:42] Blader
    Blader Punch!
[00:49] Camula
    Oh? You failed, then?
[00:53] Adamant
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[00:55] Adamant
    Blader's the Divine Swordsman, you see,
[00:58] Adamant
    so I never expected he'd drop
    his sword and just punch me.
[01:00] Adamant
    From a toy sales perspective,
    it just seemed so unreasonable.
[01:03] Camula
    A truly pathetic excuse.
[01:08] Camula
    Are you prepared for the consequences?
SIGN    How I'll Do Better in the Future
[01:12] Camula
    Go on... write!
SIGN    Reflections on Experience
SIGN    Name
[01:15] Camula
    What you learned from your experience,
    and how you'll do better in the future.
SIGN    Pluripotent Cellular Executive
    Immortal Camula
[01:18] Camula
    Make every word count.
[01:19] Camula
    Carelessness will not be tolerated!
SIGN    — Episode 4 —
    
    The Soul of a Demon Drinking into
    
    a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions
    
    While Burdened by Sins that Lead
    
    All Men Astray Shatters with Anger
    
    When the Young Maiden Cries
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[03:00] Kuroitsu
    It'd be nice to be an executive, huh?
[03:02] Doctor
    Executive?
[03:03] Wolf-F
    Y'know, I've never met those guys.
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
SIGN    Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
    New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[03:06] Wolf-F
    Kinda sounds like a pain in the ass, though.
[03:08] Kuroitsu
    Being an evil executive does
    carry a lot of responsibility.
[03:11] Kuroitsu
    It's a serious meritocracy there.
[03:13] Kuroitsu
    There still aren't many
    female executives, either.
[03:16] Kuroitsu
    It's such a dream job for me.
[03:18] Kuroitsu
    Most of all because...
SIGN    Salary
[03:20] Kuroitsu
    They command huge salaries!
[03:22] Doctor
    Of course that's what you care about.
[03:24] Wolf-F
    That's a weirdly practical
    reason to have a dream.
[03:28] Doctor
    I get where you're coming from,
[03:30] Doctor
    but we really need to think up a new monster
    idea for the upcoming battle with Blader.
[03:35] Wolf-F
    How'd they like the proposal I submitted?!
SIGN    Protective scarf that
    deflects all attacks
SIGN    Rips apart
     enemies with
     super-sharp
     claws!!!!
SIGN    Frickin' awesome gun
    that shoots targets
    30 light-years away!!
SIGN    Eternal Flare Cosmic
    Dingo Monster Surrounded
     by Everlasting Flames
SIGN    Commands rad spiritual
     flames!!
SIGN    Mach-speed kicks
[03:38] Wolf-F
    My Eternal Flare Cosmic Dingo monster
    surrounded by everlasting flames?!
[03:43] Doctor
    You think they'd accept
     that pathetic scribble?!
[03:46] Kuroitsu
    Ideas aside, I'd really like to scale
    up our development capabilities.
[03:51] Kuroitsu
    I've got lots of ideas that are impossible
     under our current technological restraints.
[03:55] Doctor
    Development capabilities, eh?
[03:57] Doctor
    That won't be easy.
[03:59] Doctor
    Maybe if we could get some
    new research material...
[04:03] Camula
    Hardly working, are we?
[04:13] Camula
    These are business hours, are they not?
[04:15] Camula
    Yet you don't seem to be
    doing much business.
[04:17] Narrator
    Agastia's Pluripotent Cellular Executive,
[04:20] Narrator
    Immortal Camula.
[04:22] Narrator
    She's a vampire monster whose entire body
[04:24] Narrator
    is made up of special cells said
    to have universal application.
[04:28] Narrator
    She demands strict adherence
    to rules and order,
[04:31] Narrator
    and is spoken of in rumor as ruthlessly
    enforcing full-cellular commitment to work.
[04:35] Kuro&Doc
    L-Lady Camula!
[04:37] Camula
    It appears I will have to
    perform a personal audit.
[04:41] Kuroitsu
    An executive audit?!
[04:43] Wolf-F
    What's the big deal with that, Miss Kuroitsu?
[04:46] Kuroitsu
    Once, one of the combat-oriented executives
    dropped in for a surprise audit.
SIGN    Force of Power Executive
    Warrior of Jaguar
SIGN    Spirit!
[04:57] Kuroitsu
    He gave us this totally
    non-specific chewing out,
[05:01] Kuroitsu
    and all his suggestions were really generic,
    abstract philosophical principles.
[05:04] Kuroitsu
    And when we submitted our report to him later,
     he'd completely forgotten all of it!
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
[05:08] Kuroitsu
    It's an issue that stems from the simple
    hierarchy of evil organizations!
SIGN    Monster Management Department
SIGN    Monster Sales Department
SIGN    Combatant Management Department
SIGN    Strategic Development Department
SIGN    Systems Supervision Department
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    Legal Department
SIGN    Human Resources Department
SIGN    Accounting Department
SIGN    Great Leader
SIGN    Chief of Staff
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    General
    Affairs
     Department
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Monster Management Department
SIGN    Monster Sales Department
SIGN    Combatant Management Department
SIGN    Strategic Development Department
SIGN    Systems Supervision Department
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    Legal Department
SIGN    Great Leader
SIGN    Chief of Staff
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
[05:13] Kuroitsu
    For some reason, we have to answer to superiors
     who aren't even involved in our field!
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    Great Leader
SIGN    Chief of Staff
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    General Affairs Department
SIGN    Monster Management Department
SIGN    Monster Sales Department
SIGN    Combatant Management Department
SIGN    Strategic Development Department
SIGN    Systems Supervision Department
SIGN    Legal Department
SIGN    Human Resources Department
SIGN    Accounting Department
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
SIGN    Executive
[05:18] Kuroitsu
    This hierarchy and top-down structure
    is how you ended up in a female body,
[05:22] Kuroitsu
    and how Cannon ended up being a fluffy bird.
SIGN    Monster Development Department
SIGN    Executive
[05:27] Camula
    Your work has been slowing down lately.
[05:32] Camula
    It's been a while since you've had
    an equipment inspection, too.
[05:35] Camula
    We don't want malfunctions
    occurring in crucial moments.
[05:39] Camula
    I've gone through the check sheet,
[05:41] Camula
    but it might be best to have
    a specialist go over it again.
[05:45] Doctor
    Thank goodness.
[05:46] Kuroitsu
    It's a proper audit.
[05:48] Camula
    I'm curious.
[05:50] Camula
    Why have your monster production
    costs been rising lately?
[05:54] Kuroitsu
    That was my idea.
[05:56] Kuroitsu
    I wanted our designs to have a
    little more... breathing room?
[05:59] Kuroitsu
    More shades of gray, I guess you'd say.
[06:01] Camula
    Shades of gray?
[06:03] Kuroitsu
    Yes.
[06:04] Kuroitsu
    Previous monsters were made unable to
    perform anything but their immediate function.
[06:08] Kuroitsu
    I thought giving them a little
    more individuality and flexibility
[06:11] Kuroitsu
    would let them perform a variety of jobs.
[06:13] Kuroitsu
    That's a big part of why Wolfie boy didn't
    have a breakdown despite his female body.
[06:18] Wolf-F
    I did have a complete breakdown!
[06:21] Wolf-F
    I'm totally getting this fixed, you got it?!
[06:23] Kuroitsu
    And why Cannon, who was created for long-range
     combat, can act as a mascot at events.
[06:23] Cannon
    Here you go! Have fun! Can I help you?
[06:24] kid
    So fluffy!
[06:26] kid
    I can't reach the balloon! Move it down!
[06:28] Camula
    I see. Shades of gray...
[06:31] Camula
    Performing outside their original function...
[06:34] Camula
    That could be a legitimate philosophy.
[06:40] Camula
    I approve of your explanation of the costs,
[06:42] Camula
    but I can't overlook your
    dismal track record!
[06:45] Camula
    The fact remains that you've
    never once beaten Blader!
[06:48] Doctor
    You're absolutely right.
[06:50] Doctor
    There's nothing that can justify our failure.
[06:54] Kuroitsu
    Lady Camula...
[06:56] Kuroitsu
    I'd like to make a request to you to
    improve our development capabilities.
[06:59] Camula
    Tell me. I may consider it.
[07:02] Kuroitsu
    Could I ask for some of your pluripotent
    cells to use as research material?
[07:07] Kuroitsu
    I'm positive that new materials will lead to
    new strides in monster development research!
[07:12] Camula
    Oh? You're asking me to
    submit myself to testing?
[07:18] Doctor
    She really is fearless when
    it comes to her objectives.
[07:23] Camula
    Request denied.
[07:24] Camula
    Agastia is not a school club.
[07:27] Camula
    It's a meritocratic evil organization.
[07:29] Camula
    If you need those cells, then take
    them by whatever means necessary.
[07:33] Kuroitsu
    You're challenging me to
    shed your blood, then?
[07:38] Camula
    Precisely.
[07:41] Kuroitsu
    Just what I was waiting for!
[07:43] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy!
[07:44] Wolf-F
    Right!
[07:45] Wolf-F
    Bete Claw!
[07:52] Camula
    Wolf Bete.
[07:53] Camula
    Modeled on the la Bête du Gévaudan
    of France, were you not?
[08:01] Camula
    This is that wolfman monster who
    was switched to a female form, yes?
[08:07] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy!
[08:08] Camula
    I admire your spirit, but you've
     got a long way to go.
[08:14] Camula
    Perhaps it's time I reminded
    you who's in charge here!
[08:20] Wolf-F
    No!
[08:22] Kuroitsu
    Please, no, Lady Camula!
[08:24] Kuroitsu
    Forgive him!
[08:25] Camula
    Are you talking back to me?!
[08:31] Doctor
    Lady Camula, this is going too far!
[08:33] Camula
    And one for you, too!
[08:39] Camula
    Have I made myself clear?
[08:40] Camula
    See that you have results by
    the time of your next audit.
[08:50] Kuroitsu
    Guess we won't be solving the development
    capability issue any time soon.
[08:54] Doctor
    What did you expect?
[08:55] Doctor
    It's not that easy to get
    new research materials.
[08:58] Doctor
    We'll just have to stick
    with the slow and steady.
[09:00] Kuroitsu
    Is it that time already?
[09:02] Kuroitsu
    I'm going off to do some research.
[09:04] Doctor
    Research? For what?
[09:07] Kuroitsu
    My latest idea for monster development.
[09:10] Kuroitsu
    It's the age...
[09:12] Kuroitsu
    of idols!
[09:22] Bavalois A
    Thank you, everyone!
[09:22] Kuroitsu
    Idols really are so charming.
[09:26] Bavalois B
    Thank you!
[09:26] Kuroitsu
    An idol monster that can
    win over people's hearts
[09:29] spectatorM
    Thank you!
[09:29] Kuroitsu
    would let us use our existing technology
    while exploring new avenues of potential.
[09:29] spectactorF
    Thank you!
[09:31] Bavalois B
    Getting to stand on this stage and see
    all your smiling faces makes me so happy!
[09:33] Kuroitsu
    But I need a motif.
[09:37] Kuroitsu
    I won't be able to do a spec comparison
    graph like I do with combat-oriented monsters,
[09:37] Bavalois A
    It's almost like a dream!
[09:40] Bavalois B
    I feel like we're standing on top of a
    cloud, riding on waves of good feeling!
[09:40] Kuroitsu
    so I'll need a strong elevator
    pitch to get them to—
[09:44] Camula
    I'm sorry...
[09:45] Kuroitsu
    Oh, no, totally my fault!
[09:47] Kuroitsu
    I was just so lost in thought.
[09:47] Bavalois A
    But it's not a dream, is it?
[09:50] Bavalois B
    No, it's reality.
[09:51] Kuroitsu
    The idols' performance
    has moved her to tears?
[09:53] Bavalois A
    I used to think idols were special creatures
[09:54] Kuroitsu
    Their power to touch people's
    hearts really is something.
[09:57] Bavalois A
    who lived in different worlds
    than an ordinary girl like me.
[10:02] Kuroitsu
    L-Lady Camula?
[10:02] Bavalois B
    But now that we're here,
    it's the same as it always was.
[10:04] Kuroitsu
    What are you doing here?!
[10:08] Camula
    You've got the wrong person!
[10:12] Kuroitsu
    You're not convincing anyone like that!
[10:15] Kuroitsu
    Really, you don't have to run away.
[10:17] Kuroitsu
    Lady Camula... you like idols?
[10:19] Camula
    Certainly not!
[10:22] Bavalois A
    Now for our next song!
[10:25] Bavalois A
    This song was all we had back in
    our early days after our debut.
[10:27] Bavalois A
    It really means a lot to us!
[10:29] Bavalois B
    Back then, the idea of singing in front of
    this many people really was like a dream.
[10:35] Bavalois A
    For the miracle that brought us here...
[10:37] Bavalois B
    ...and for those of you who
    backed us all the way...
[10:40] A&B
    Please listen... to "Kimidrome"!
[10:54] Camula
    Sublime...
[10:55] Kuroitsu
    That good?!
[11:00] Camula
    I've been buying their merchandise
    since their debut,
[11:02] Camula
    but it was my first time
    at one of their concerts.
[11:05] Camula
    I refrained at first,
    because it seemed inappropriate
[11:07] Camula
    for an evil organization's executive
    to lose her mind at an idol concert.
[11:11] Camula
    But when you started talking about
     making more versatile monsters,
[11:15] Camula
    I thought I'd come and see if it felt right.
[11:18] Kuroitsu
    Honestly, there's nothing wrong with that.
[11:21] Kuroitsu
    Even monsters need to live their lives.
[11:28] Camula
    Seeing them live for the first time,
[11:30] Camula
    and thinking about all they've been through,
[11:32] Camula
    I just...
[11:48] Camula
    Forgive me for losing
    my composure, Kuroitsu.
[11:53] Kuroitsu
    Really, it's no problem at all.
[11:56] Kuroitsu
    I don't know a lot about idols,
    so I hope you'll teach me all about them.
[11:59] Camula
    Really?!
[12:01] Camula
    No problem! I have all their albums,
    including first and alternate editions!
[12:05] Camula
    I've got DVDs, Blu-rays, and even UHDs!
[12:09] Kuroitsu
    Like a young enthusiast first
    meeting a kindred spirit...
[12:12] Camula
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell
    the others in the organization.
[12:16] Kuroitsu
    Of course I won't.
[12:17] Kuroitsu
    Well, see you tomorrow.
[12:32] Doctor
    This is such a big help, Miss Kuroitsu!
[12:35] Doctor
    How'd you get those pluripotent cells?
[12:39] Kuroitsu
    I promised never to tell.
SIGN    AQUATIC MONSTER
[12:53] sign
    m 58 99 l 60 147 251 147 250 122 243 115 240 98
SIGN    A prototype model for an amphibious monster. Its prototype
     status means its only ability is the ability to fight underwater.
    Its worsening state of health is a result of its own poor
    lifestyle habits.
[12:53] sign
    m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN    SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN    UNDERWATER BREATHING
SIGN    POWER
SIGN    SPEED
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    COST
    PERFORMANCE
SIGN    INTELLIGENCE
SIGN    TECHNIQUE
[12:56] kid
    Mama! Hurry! Hurry!
[13:01] Akashic
    Look, Wolfie girl!
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
    Akashic
[13:03] Akashic
    So many shops!
[13:04] Wolf-F
    Just a moment, Great Leader!
[13:05] Wolf-F
    We've gotta make a plan of
    action for these things!
[13:10] Kuroitsu
    No running, you two!
[13:13] Kuroitsu
    I feel like I'm escorting
    little cousins or something.
[13:18] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    A routine inspection?
[13:20] (Flashback) Doctor
    Yes.
[13:20] (Flashback) Doctor
    Maintenance for the monsters who
    work at the amusement park
[13:23] (Flashback) Doctor
    run by Agastia's front company.
[13:26] (Flashback) Doctor
    Would you mind doing it
    for us, Miss Kuroitsu?
[13:28] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    Sure thing.
[13:30] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    I'd like to see how Cannon
    and Hydra are doing, anyway.
[13:32] (Flashback) Doctor
    You can leave when you're done.
[13:35] (Flashback) Doctor
    Or you can hang out a while first.
[13:37] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    I think I'm a little old for amusement parks.
[13:40] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    And it would be a little awkward
    playing around on my own.
[13:48] Kuroitsu
    I mean, we really didn't
    come here to play around.
[13:48] Wolf-F
    It's perfect on you, Great Leader!
[13:49] Akashic
    I know, right?
[13:51] Wolf-F
    We know! Great Leader and I are here
    to inspect the amusement park!
[13:55] Akashic
    Yes! We need to make sure the
    attractions are running right!
[13:58] Akashic
    It's important work!
[13:59] Kuroitsu
    Yes, I suppose.
[14:01] Kuroitsu
    But remember, you can't put
    purchases on the company tab.
[14:04] A&W-F
    Okay!
[14:16] A&W-F
    This rocks!
[14:18] Akashic
    There are still lots more
    checks to do, Wolfie girl!
[14:21] Wolf-F
    Oh, right... Great Leader...
[14:23] Wolf-F
    I'd really like you to treat me as a man.
[14:26] Wolf-F
    I'm not really fond of the "Wolfie girl" thing.
[14:29] Akashic
    But you're kind of a girl and a boy...
[14:32] Akashic
    Wolfie boygirl?
[14:35] Wolf-F
    "Girl" is fine.
[14:38] Cannon
    Have fun!
[14:38] kid
    Thanks, big birdie!
[14:40] Kuroitsu
    Are you feeling all right, Cannon?
[14:44] Cannon
    Yes, all is well!
SIGN    Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
    Cannon Thunderbird
[14:46] Cannon
    I'm in fine feather today!
[14:48] Cannon
    What else would you expect... from a bird?!
[14:50] Three
    Gross. Did you really just
    tell a lame-ass dad joke?
SIGN    Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
    New • Hydra
[14:53] One
    All is well? It's the opposite of well!
[14:56] Two
    Indeed! What kind of louse spends all his
    time with someone, but never holds her hand?
[15:01] Three
    Only a real asshole refuses
    to make a move after getting
[15:04] Three
    a handmade lunch and hand-baked cookies!
[15:06] One
    Look at this gutless piece of crap!
[15:08] Four
    But Cannon's just so innocent.
[15:13] Kuroitsu
    I guess all's well here, huh?
[15:15] Akashic
    Look, Wolfie girl!
[15:17] Akashic
    Aren't those fancy balloons just the cutest?
[15:20] sign
    Remaining Today: 1
[15:20] Wolf-F
    And it's the last one they've got.
[15:22] Wolf-F
    Let's buy it.
[15:23] Akashic
    All right! Let's go!
[15:25] sign
    Remaining Today: 1
[15:26] wolf-F
    I'll take that one.
[15:29] girlA
    Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a balloon!
[15:32] mom
    I can't, dear. She's getting the last one.
[15:35] girlA
    But... I want a balloon...
[15:42] Wolf-F
    Great Leader, should I...
[15:44] Akashic
    Ignore her.
[15:46] Akashic
    Buy it at once, Wolfie girl.
[15:46] mom
    There's nothing we can do.
[15:48] girlA
    But...
[15:50] Akashic
    Limited resources should go to the powerful
[15:54] Akashic
    who can use them to their fullest potential.
[15:57] Akashic
    This is the principle behind our conquest.
[16:10] mom
    Thank you!
[16:10] girlA
    Thanks for the balloon!
[16:13] Wolf-F
    Can't say no to a little
    kid, huh, Great Leader?
[16:15] Akashic
    I grew tired of it once I had it in my grasp.
[16:21] Sahuagin
    Well, I've had the gallstones forever,
SIGN    Aquatic Monster
    Sahuagin
[16:24] Sahuagin
    but lately I've gotten an ulcer, too.
[16:26] Kuroitsu
    Your physical specs seem fine,
[16:29] Kuroitsu
    but I'm sorry to hear you haven't
    been feeling well, Sahuagin.
[16:32] Sahuagin
    My job at this attraction is to leap from
    the water and pretend to attack people.
[16:38] Sahuagin
    But a little while ago,
    I made eye contact with a kid,
[16:42] Sahuagin
    and she started bawling her eyes out.
[16:43] dad
    It's okay! It's okay!
[16:44] Kuroitsu
    Oh, dear...
[16:45] Kuroitsu
    That might be a little scary for a kid.
[16:47] Sahuagin
    I've tried to avoid eye contact
    as much as I can since then,
[16:52] Sahuagin
    but it's got me a little depressed.
[16:53] Kuroitsu
    You might need psychosomatic treatment
    more than you need maintenance.
[16:59] Wolf-F
    Great Leader! I got 'em!
[17:02] Wolf-F
    Huh? She still in the bathroom or something?
[17:06] White
    Eh?
[17:08] White
    Watch where you're going, you little brat!
[17:10] White
    You made me drop my
    limited-edition mint caramel!
[17:14] White
    Well? What've you got to say for yourself?
[17:25] Wolf-F
    Here.
[17:29] girlA
    Thanks, miss!
[17:31] Wolf-F
    "Mister," if you please!
[17:34] White
    Hey, you little bitch!
[17:36] White
    You don't use a grown man
    as a stepping stone!
[17:39] Wolf-F
    Yeah, you're a real "grown man,"
     bullying a little kid.
[17:43] Wolf-F
    You're a real piece of work.
[17:45] White
    Hang on. Are you a monster?
[17:48] White
    I was told not to attack humans,
[17:51] White
    but I can attack monsters no problem!
SIGN    Secret Society: Black Lore
    Monster White Alligator
[17:57] Wolf-F
    A monster?
[17:58] Wolf-F
    But not from Agastia...
[18:00] Wolf-F
    From a different organization!
[18:02] White
    I am the mighty White Alligator
    from Secret Society: Black Lore!
[18:06] White
    I'll bring you to your knees!
[18:15] Wolf-F
    What a slowpoke!
[18:16] White
    C-Curse you...
[18:25] Wolf-F
    That's a dirty little trick...
[18:28] White
    You pathetic little wolf-girl!
[18:30] White
    A real monster does
    whatever it takes to win!
[18:33] Wolf-F
    Put the girl down, man!
[18:35] White
    Feel free to fight back... if you
    don't care what happens to her!
[18:43] White
    I'll fill you full of holes,
    like a chocolate crunch!
[18:49] White
    Look at you now!
[18:51] White
    I'll tear the flesh from your bones!
[18:53] Akashic
    Excuse me.
[18:55] White
    What do you want?
[18:57] Akashic
    One, two...
[19:07] Wolf-F
    Great Leader!
[19:09] Akashic
    You okay, Wolfie girl?
[19:11] Wolf-F
    Boy, you sure saved my butt!
[19:13] Wolf-F
    You really are the strongest in Agastia!
[19:17] Akashic
    Just glad it's all okay!
[19:19] Doctor
    This is not okay!
[19:21] Doctor
    I've gotta regenerate him at once!
[19:23] Doctor
    This is gonna be a serious
    interorganizational issue.
[19:26] Cannon
    Is this enough parts to fix him?
[19:30] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy, can't you remember
    how he used to look?
[19:33] Wolf-F
    Was it two alligators... or three?
[19:38] One
    Who cares how many there were?
[19:40] Three
    Who's gonna say no to extra alligators?
[19:42] Hydra
    It's more fun to have a big family!
[19:45] Kuroitsu
    No!
[19:47] Kuroitsu
    We have to get him back to
    normal and hide what happened,
[19:49] Kuroitsu
    or we'll have an interorganizational
    conflict on our hands!
[19:56] Akashic
    It's all their fault anyway!
SIGN    Incoming Call
SIGN    Matsuyama - Danger
SIGN    Are you free tomorrow, Miss Mizuki?
[20:26] Mizuki
    "Are you free tomorrow, Miss Mizuki?"
[20:29] Mizuki
    Well, I am... but not for you.
[20:33] Mizuki
    "We've got a pretty good gig coming up."
[20:35] Mizuki
    It's definitely going to be awful.
SIGN    This one's close by. In Tokyo. No van commute required.
[20:38] Mizuki
    "This one's close by. In Tokyo.
    No van commute required."
[20:42] Mizuki
    No way. Not falling for that one again!
SIGN    Liability and health insurance both provided
[20:44] Mizuki
    "Liability and health
    insurance both provided!"
[20:46] Mizuki
    I don't care! I don't like these jobs!
SIGN    Great pay, and totally under the table...
[20:49] Mizuki
    "Great pay, and totally under the table!"
[20:52] Mizuki
    She's talking about tax evasion! No way!
[20:55] Mizuki
    "I sure would love to have you, Miss Mizuki!
    It's such a sausage fest over here..."
[20:59] Mizuki
    I mean, it's pretty weird that you're
    doing it at all, Miss Matsuyama.
[21:02] Mizuki
    "I don't have any other friends."
[21:05] Mizuki
    I don't have any either, but...
SIGN    I was so glad to meet you in Tokyo that first time
[21:08] Mizuki
    "I was so glad to meet you
    in Tokyo that first time."
[21:13] Mizuki
    What in the world...
[21:15] Mizuki
    "It's really rough work,
    but I like doing it with you."
[21:19] Mizuki
    Hey, come on...
SIGN    Tofu
[21:21] Mizuki
    "I sure hope you're free tomorrow..."
[21:24] Mizuki
    "I want to see you..."
[21:26] Mizuki
    "Let's meet up..."
[21:29] Edorangers
    Thriving Business...
[21:32] Edoranger
    Edoranger!
SIGN    Thriving Business
    
    Edoranger
SIGN    Special Thanks to This Episode's
     Local Heroes!
SIGN    Thriving Business
     Edoranger
SIGN    Thriving Business Edoranger
    (Edogawa Ward Shopping Street Association)
SIGN    Theme of Thriving Business Edoranger
    
     "Thriving Business Edoranger"
    
     Lyrics by: Yuki Eicho Music by: Shuki Nemoto, Yanhe Lai Mixing by: Shuki Nemoto
    
    Mix: Shuki Nemoto Vocal: Yuki Sasaki
    
    Guitar: Kota Sumitomo, Shuki Nemoto Engineer: Hiroaki Yokoshima
SIGN    These heroes are
    not a work of fiction!
    They really exist!
[23:05] Edo Gold
    Abundant Hospitality!
[23:09] Matsuyama
    All right! We'll crush you now!
[23:12] Matsuyama
    Closing up shop!
[23:13] Combatant
    Shutter! Shutter!
[23:14] Muichimon
    Now...
SIGN    Dead Broke
[23:16] Muichimon
    Business is closed for the day.
[23:19] Combatant
    Shutter!
SIGN    Big Seller
SIGN    Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
    "Saved by a Smile from the Deadly
    Price Typically Extracted."
SIGN    Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon