E2 - The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens

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[00:01] Narrator
    As long as good exists in this world,
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    Narrator
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    Murakami Hiroaki
[00:04] Narrator
    so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:06] Narrator
    But behind this eternal
    clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
    there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:19] Kuroitsu
    They sprang this business
    trip on me so suddenly.
[00:22] Kuroitsu
    Could it be a mission in
    some remote location?
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[00:25] Kuroitsu
    What if...
[00:26] Jeanscar
    Jeanscar is on the scene!
[00:30] Maple Kaiser
    Autumn's dazzling crimson given form!
[00:32] Maple Kaiser
    Akisenshi Maple Kaiser!
[00:35] Gogo
    The blazing sun of mid-afternoon,
[00:37] Gogo
    Gogo Red!
[00:38] Kuroitsu
    They're not sending me to the local
    hero front lines, are they?!
[00:43] Kuroitsu
    I don't think I've done anything
    to warrant a demotion like that...
[00:47] Megistus
    Pardon the wait.
SIGN    Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
    Megistus
[00:50] Megistus
    I apologize for calling you
    out here so early, Kuroitsu.
[00:53] Kuroitsu
    Good morning, Lord Megistus!
[00:56] Megistus
    Make your choice: red or black?
[01:00] Kuroitsu
    Red or black?
[01:09] Kuroitsu
    Could it be... a time bomb?!
[01:13] Megistus
    Make your choice of lunch!
[01:15] Kuroitsu
    For the train?!
SIGN    — Episode 2 —
    
    The Legendary Emissary from Hell
    
    Who Constantly Hears the Screams
    
    of the Evil Souls Supping from
    
    the Kettle of Darkness Spreads
    
    Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
[02:55] Matsuyama
    Kaijo?
[02:56] Kaijo
    Present.
[02:58] Matsuyama
    Sakurai?
[02:59] Sakurai
    Present.
[03:01] Matsuyama
    Den?
[03:02] Den
    Present.
[03:03] Matsuyama
    Mizuki?
[03:06] Matsuyama
    Is Mizuki here?
[03:08] Mizuki
    I'm here!
[03:11] Mizuki
    Mizuki, present!
[03:18] Matsuyama
    I'm Matsuyama. Good to have you.
[03:21] Mizuki
    Karen Mizuki!
[03:22] Mizuki
    I'm sorry I'm so late.
[03:24] Mizuki
    I had to go back for my work
    gloves and box cutter.
[03:26] Matsuyama
    Here. For today.
[03:29] Mizuki
    Is that... our advance?
[03:32] Mizuki
    That's a lot.
SIGN    Contract
SIGN    Contract
SIGN    Contract
[03:34] Matsuyama
    And here, your insurance
    and liability waiver.
[03:37] Matsuyama
    Sign in the boxes, if you would.
SIGN    I pledge the following in regards to my present employment:
SIGN    • I recognize the risk of injury. My employer holds no responsibility for any harm that befalls me in the course of my duties.
     • I will focus solely on my duties during work hours.
     • I will follow all orders given to me on site...
[03:40] Mizuki
    Liability waiver?
[03:42] Mizuki
    This isn't... dangerous work, is it?
[03:51] Mizuki
    The highway?
[03:53] Mizuki
    Miss Matsuyama, where's the
    site we're heading for?
[03:57] Matsuyama
    It's pretty far today.
[03:58] Matsuyama
    Fukuoka, they said.
[04:00] Mizuki
    Fukuoka?!
[04:01] Mizuki
    I think I got in the wrong van!
[04:04] Mizuki
    This isn't the contract job I signed up for!
[04:07] Matsuyama
    Oh, she's right...
SIGN    Mizumoto
SIGN    Tsuchida
[04:09] Matsuyama
    It's supposed to be Mizumoto, not Mizuki.
[04:11] Matsuyama
    No skin off my nose, though.
    I hit my headcount.
[04:15] Mizuki
    But I don't want to do dangerous work!
[04:18] Matsuyama
    Yet you took the money. Curious.
[04:24] Mizuki
    I can't escape!
[04:28] Megistus
    A time bomb? Don't be absurd!
[04:33] Megistus
    You're well aware that Agastia is forbidden
     from engaging in terrorist acts
[04:37] Megistus
    involving innocent civilians.
[04:39] Kuroitsu
    Yeah, I know that.
[04:40] Kuroitsu
    I was just preoccupied with
    what this trip might be about.
[04:43] Megistus
    We're going to observe a rival
    organization's monsters.
[04:46] Megistus
    Did the doctor not inform you?
[04:49] Kuroitsu
    No.
[04:51] Kuroitsu
    He only left me with these
    cryptic final words...
[04:55] Sadamaki
    Miss Kuroitsu...
[04:57] Sadamaki
    I'm not going to make it.
[04:58] Sadamaki
    I need you to do something for me.
[05:00] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    Doctor?
[05:01] Sadamaki
    Tomorrow... take the train I told you about.
[05:06] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    Doctor! What's wrong, Doctor?!
[05:09] Sadamaki
    I've been such a fool...
[05:11] Sadamaki
    I've done what no man should do...
[05:14] Sadamaki
    I ate mackerel just past
    its expiration date!
[05:19] Kuroitsu
    And then he fell into a deep slumber.
[05:25] Megistus
    Inevitable, perhaps.
[05:27] Megistus
    But I needed someone from the Development
    Department to unpack the technical details.
[05:32] Megistus
    I'm counting on you, Kuroitsu.
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[05:34] Kuroitsu
    I'll do my best!
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[05:36] Kuroitsu
    This will be my first business trip,
[05:39] Kuroitsu
    so I'm kind of looking forward to it!
[05:42] Megistus
    I will remind you that
    this is not a vacation.
[05:44] Megistus
    Although I understand if you
    wish to treat it that way.
[05:48] Kuroitsu
    Right!
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[05:51] Kuroitsu
    I'm so glad I picked red!
[05:54] Kuroitsu
    Let's eat!
[05:57] Kuroitsu
    So good!
[06:01] Kuroitsu
    What are you doing, Lord Megistus?
[06:03] Megistus
    Work, of course!
[06:05] Megistus
    Time in transport must be used efficiently.
[06:15] Kuroitsu
    Should I be working, too?
[06:18] Megistus
    Stop worrying and relax.
[06:22] Megistus
    I am simultaneously integrating
    rest time of my own.
[06:26] Narrator
    Megistus's words were not empty reassurance.
[06:30] Narrator
    They were the truth.
[06:32] Narrator
    The mighty mind of the
    Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
[06:35] Narrator
    is capable of compartmentalizing.
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[06:38] Narrator
    Not only can he view any problem
    from multiple objective
[06:41] Narrator
    and subjective viewpoints simultaneously,
[06:44] Narrator
    he can also task the unused portions of
    his brain with rest and rejuvenation.
[06:53] Megistus
    The time is nigh.
[06:54] Kuroitsu
    Is that a work call?
[06:56] Megistus
    It is not.
[06:57] Megistus
    It's a notification of replenished HP.
SIGN    Present
SIGN    Train
SIGN    News
SIGN    Ranking: #1
[07:01] sign
    m 150 69 l 152 78 227 70 225 60
SIGN    Ultimate Event Ranking
[07:01] Kuroitsu
    You play mobile games, Lord Megistus?!
[07:02] sign
    m 115 55 l 117 64 194 55 194 46
SIGN    10 EXP to LV UP!
[07:04] Kuroitsu
    And he looks... kind of
    addicted, if I'm honest.
[07:09] Megistus
    This is a game app produced
    by our front company!
SIGN    Equipment
    Character
SIGN    Accessories
    Stats
SIGN    Equipment
    Character
SIGN    Accessories
    Stats
SIGN    Rarity
SIGN    Accessories
    Stats
SIGN    Equipment
    Character
[07:15] Megistus
    As management, it is my duty to play it and
     identify where there's room for improvement!
SIGN    Head
SIGN    Weapon
SIGN    Body
SIGN    Sub
SIGN    Arms
SIGN    Legs
[07:20] Megistus
    And, as one cannot ascertain the
    strengths and weaknesses of a game
[07:25] Megistus
    without experiencing both the
    casual and hardcore perspective,
[07:28] Megistus
    I run multiple builds
    with multiple mindsets!
[07:33] Megistus
    Behold the power of compartmentalizing!
[07:35] Kuroitsu
    Lord Megistus...
[07:37] Kuroitsu
    Do you play every game our
    affiliate companies put out?!
[07:41] Megistus
    Naturally.
[07:43] Megistus
    I sample every single product
    produced by our affiliates.
[07:46] Megistus
    Such is the duty of management.
[07:50] Kuroitsu
    But we have affiliates that make cosmetics
    and home appliances, too.
[07:56] Kuroitsu
    Uh, maybe I should just let this one go.
SIGN    Keep Out
[08:05] Kuroitsu
    I'm Kuroitsu, from Agastia's
    development department.
[08:09] Yabai
    Such a pleasure to meet you!
[08:11] Yabai
    I'm Yabai Kamen, President and CEO
    of the Secret Society of Evil!
[08:17] Yabai
    I'm sorry you came all this
    way just to see us fail!
[08:21] Kuroitsu
    I sympathize. I watched the battle.
[08:25] Kuroitsu
    Fighting six heroes at once
    must be so challenging...
[08:31] Megistus
    I appreciate your nuanced
    analysis, Kuroitsu.
[08:35] Megistus
    I knew that a specialist's
    take would be indispensable.
[08:37] Megistus
    I'll apply this to our own
    world domination plans.
[08:40] Kuroitsu
    I was nervous about standing
    in for the doctor,
[08:43] Kuroitsu
    but I'm glad I could be of help.
[08:46] Megistus
    Your mention of the doctor has
    reminded me of something.
[08:49] Kuroitsu
    What is it?
[08:52] Megistus
    It is a matter of grave importance.
[08:55] ---
    Hotel
[09:01] Megistus
    As I anticipated that the
    doctor would be my companion,
[09:04] Megistus
    I prepared a single room with two beds.
[09:06] Kuroitsu
    The doctor and Lord Megistus, sharing a room?
[09:14] (Flashback) Sadamaki
    Oh, Lord Megistus...
[09:16] (Flashback) Sadamaki
    Feel free to wash up first.
[09:19] (Flashback) Megistus
    No. I desire a long soak in the bath.
[09:21] (Flashback) Megistus
    You may use it first.
[09:24] (Flashback) Sadamaki
    Y-Yes, sir.
[09:26] Kuroitsu
    That just sounds exhausting.
[09:29] Megistus
    Regretfully, the hotel is booked solid.
[09:33] Megistus
    And of course, sharing a room with a
    woman would violate our code of conduct.
[09:39] Kuroitsu
    I'll try to find an open room in another hotel.
[09:42] Kuroitsu
    My department's responsible
    for the issue, after all.
[09:46] Megistus
    Unacceptable!
[09:48] Megistus
    I shall continue negotiations
    with the hotel staff.
[09:51] Megistus
    You will take the room I reserved.
[09:54] Kuroitsu
    Uh, but...
[09:56] Megistus
    There is nothing more shameful than
    management resting before a worker.
[10:01] Megistus
    Or perhaps you've forgotten the
    scale of Agastia's evil influence?
[10:06] Megistus
    Obtaining a hotel room shall
    prove a trivial matter!
[10:09] Kuroitsu
    I-If you insist!
[10:11] Kuroitsu
    I'll head straight to the room, then!
[10:16] tv
    Our next product is item number seven,
[10:18] Kuroitsu
    He's usually so easygoing,
[10:20] tv
    a chilled sardine roe set
    pleasing to any adult palate!
[10:20] Kuroitsu
    but he can be very intimidating, too.
[10:24] tv
    Sardine roe suppliers for high-class
    hotels sell us their imperfect product,
[10:26] Megistus
    It is I.
[10:27] Kuroitsu
    Lord Megistus?
[10:27] tv
    which we flash-freeze at peak deliciousness
    and forward the savings on to you!
[10:28] Kuroitsu
    Did you manage to find a room?
[10:31] Megistus
    All has been resolved!
[10:32] Megistus
    I have obtained the finest of rooms!
[10:33] tv
    Get twelve kilograms in all!
[10:35] Kuroitsu
    Wh-What did you do to the
    person staying there?
[10:37] tv
    Keep it in your freezer for those busy
    nights when you want an evening beer—
[10:38] Megistus
    Do you truly wish to know?
[10:41] Kuroitsu
    N-No! I-I'll see you tomorrow!
[10:45] Megistus
    Indeed.
[10:46] Megistus
    Rest comfortably this night.
[10:52] Ohga
    Take your meds... before bed!
SIGN    Take
     your
     meds
     before
     bed.
SIGN    Sauna
SIGN    Takotsubo
[10:57] Megistus
    I find this setting far more relaxing, anyway.
[11:02] Narrator
    And so the Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
    worked peacefully into the night,
[11:09] Narrator
    keeping his typing quiet so
    as not to wake his neighbors.
[11:20] Mizuki
    Oh, Mama...
[11:22] Mizuki
    Tokyo's a scary place!
SIGN    LONG-RANGE ATTACK SPECIALIZED MONSTER
[11:28] sign
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SIGN    Uses the Great Spirit lightning-calling device
     housed within his body to create lightning strikes on
     command. His internal power source generates
     electromagnetic fields to destroy his enemies with
    powerful railguns.
[11:28] sign
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SIGN    SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN    LIGHTNING STRIKE
SIGN    POWER
SIGN    SPEED
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    COST
    PERFORMANCE
SIGN    INTELLIGENCE
SIGN    TECHNIQUE
[11:32] Kuroitsu
    Here.
[11:33] Kuroitsu
    Your Monster Development Department key card.
[11:37] Kuroitsu
    It's registered to you personally.
[11:40] Kuroitsu
    You can use it to go anywhere you like,
[11:42] Kuroitsu
    so use it responsibly, okay?
[11:46] Sadamaki
    If you have any questions,
[11:47] Sadamaki
    feel free to ask me or Miss Kuroitsu for help.
[11:50] Kuroitsu
    By the way, is your body running smoothly?
SIGN    Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
    New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[11:53] Kuroitsu
    Any urination issues?
[11:56] Wolf-F
    How should I know?!
[11:57] Wolf-F
    I don't even know what's
    normal and what's not!
[12:02] Kuroitsu
    Oh, right!
[12:03] Kuroitsu
    Because you're a boy!
[12:05] Kuroitsu
    Formerly?
[12:05] Wolf-F
    Not formerly!
[12:07] Wolf-F
    I don't even know which bathroom to use!
[12:11] Kuroitsu
    You can use whichever you prefer.
[12:13] Kuroitsu
    They're both right for you, Wolfie boy!
[12:16] Wolf-F
    None of this is right for me.
[12:19] Wolf-F
    I'm going to get my male body back!
[12:22] Wolf-F
    And anyway, what am I doing here?
[12:24] Wolf-F
    Didn't you create me to fight Blader?
[12:28] Sadamaki
    The Monster Development Department
    is chronically understaffed.
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[12:31] Sadamaki
    We've submitted a request
    to HR for new hires,
[12:35] Sadamaki
    but we haven't had much luck.
[12:37] Kuroitsu
    So we decided to take you for ourselves!
SIGN    Welcome to the Monster Development Department!
[12:42] S&K
    Welcome to the Monster
    Development Department!
[12:44] Wolf-F
    I'm really not okay with this!
SIGN    Welcome to the Monster Development Department!
[13:00] Wolf-F
    What are you so happy about?
[13:04] Kuroitsu
    Well, I've never had a
    workplace kouhai before!
[13:07] Kuroitsu
    Don't worry, little dear!
    I'll teach you all the ins and outs!
[13:11] Kuroitsu
    Every little thing you need to know!
[13:15] Wolf-F
    What a scary senpai...
[13:17] Kuroitsu
    Something wrong, Wolfie boy?
[13:19] Wolf-F
    Well, I'm not exactly a genius here.
[13:22] Wolf-F
    How am I supposed to help with development?
[13:23] Kuroitsu
    It's true that your mental model is
    more or less that of a adolescent boy.
[13:29] Wolf-F
    For real?!
[13:30] Kuroitsu
    But diversity is an asset
    in project development.
[13:34] Kuroitsu
    I think your perspective
    could prove really valuable.
[13:37] Kuroitsu
    And nothing beats the high you get when
    a monster you've worked on is completed.
[13:42] Kuroitsu
    So I'm really happy we can work together.
[13:50] Sadamaki
    Sorry to interrupt the fun,
[13:53] Sadamaki
    but I was hoping to outline
    our next project.
[13:57] Kuroitsu
    Our new monster project?!
[14:00] Sadamaki
    Yes, that one!
[14:02] Sadamaki
    Based on the bird of legend!
[14:05] Sadamaki
    High-caliber railguns on both shoulders!
[14:08] Sadamaki
    It charges electricity to
    call down lightning strikes,
[14:10] Sadamaki
    launching its attacks from
    the very skies above!
[14:13] Sadamaki
    Its name...
[14:14] Sadamaki
    Cannon Thunderbird!
SIGN    Cannon Thunderbird
[14:16] Wolf-F
    That's freaking cool!
[14:18] Sadamaki
    You think so too, Wolf?!
[14:20] Sadamaki
    High caliber is best caliber, right?!
[14:23] Wolf-F
    Mechs are what men's dreams are made of!
[14:26] Sadamaki
    The ultimate monster, big and bulky
    with powerful weapons everywhere!
[14:30] Sadamaki
    It'll quickly put an end to
    Divine Swordsman Blader!
[14:34] Kuroitsu
    Wait a minute, Doctor.
[14:37] Sadamaki
    What's the issue, Miss Kuroitsu?
[14:39] Kuroitsu
    It says that we're supposed to
    delegate the development process
[14:44] Kuroitsu
    to other specialty departments.
[14:46] Sadamaki
    Well, obviously.
[14:48] Sadamaki
    It's our first monster with mechanical parts.
[14:50] Sadamaki
    We specialize in the biological stuff,
    so we can't handle it internally.
[14:55] Kuroitsu
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    Agastia Strategic Development Department
    Project Leader: Takaomi Nikaido
[15:00] Nikaido
    I am Nikaido from the Strategic
    Development Department.
[15:03] Nikaido
    I'll be coordinating the
    departments as project leader.
[15:08] Kuroitsu
    Eh?
[15:10] Kuroitsu
    Um... Shouldn't the Monster
    Development Department
[15:13] Kuroitsu
    be leading a monster development project?
[15:15] Nikaido
    No.
[15:16] Nikaido
    This project requires smooth coordination
    from multiple departments.
[15:20] Nikaido
    The Monster Development Department
    has no experience in such leadership.
[15:24] Kuroitsu
    But...
[15:26] Nikaido
    The Development Department's disregard
    for schedules and budget allotments
[15:31] Nikaido
    is a perpetual thorn in my side as it is.
[15:36] Nikaido
    And once again, your plans reek of excess!
[15:40] Nikaido
    You don't need all these weapons!
[15:42] Nikaido
    They just add on weight,
    which in turn adds bulk!
[15:46] Nikaido
    Do you realize how much time and
    cost that adds to the development?
[15:50] Nikaido
    It can't possibly need
    more than one railgun!
[15:57] Narrator
    And so the plans were redrawn.
[16:01] Kazamatsuri
    Awful.
SIGN    Agastia Design Department
    Department Head: Shinya Kazamatsuri
[16:02] Kazamatsuri
    Aesthetically displeasing.
[16:04] Kuroitsu
    Well, it's designed for combat,
    so I don't think aesthetics matter.
[16:09] Kazamatsuri
    The hell they don't.
[16:11] Kazamatsuri
    Everything needs aesthetics!
[16:14] Kazamatsuri
    I've always found your department's
    monsters lacking in that respect.
[16:19] Kazamatsuri
    We'll change this and this, and emphasize this!
[16:22] Kazamatsuri
    And remove the hideous antenna!
[16:27] Kazamatsuri
    I'd be happy to help you with your
    fashion sense too, Miss Kuroitsu.
[16:31] Kazamatsuri
    It'll boost your chances of getting a date.
[16:32] Kuroitsu
    No, thank you!
[16:35] Narrator
    And so the plans were redrawn.
[16:39] Sasaki
    What in the world is this
    transformation mechanism?
SIGN    Agastia Systems Supervision Department
    Department Head: Mei Sasaki
[16:42] Sasaki
    Imagine the danger if someone's
    hand got stuck in it!
[16:45] Kuroitsu
    Well, I think monsters are
    supposed to be dangerous.
[16:49] Sasaki
    And it needs proper high-voltage terminals,
    or someone could be electrocuted.
[16:53] Sasaki
    Small mistakes can lead to big disasters!
[16:56] Narrator
    And so the plans were redrawn.
[17:00] Kuga
    I've got no problem with the railgun,
[17:02] Kuga
    but you need to consider
    the manufacturing process.
[17:05] Kuga
    Nobody could put this together.
SIGN    Agastia Internal Factory
    Manager: Tatsutoku Kuga
[17:07] Kuga
    Can't you submit a more realistic blueprint?
[17:11] Narrator
    And so the plans were redrawn.
[17:19] Akashic
    He's looking pretty cool!
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
    Akashic
[17:21] Akashic
    But can't you give him some
    plushy-wushy feathers?
[17:28] Narrator
    And so the plans—
[17:30] Narrator
    Initial design proposal.
[17:33] Narrator
    Project leader's compromise.
[17:37] Narrator
    Designer's opinion.
[17:40] Narrator
    System supervision's safety tweaks.
[17:43] Narrator
    Factory manager's request.
[17:46] Narrator
    Leader's whim.
[17:51] Wolf-F
    What the hell is this thing?
[17:52] Wolf-F
    It doesn't look anything
    like the original concept!
[17:55] Kuroitsu
    It's because so many
    departments got involved.
[17:58] Kuroitsu
    We wouldn't usually have to
    do this many revisions.
[18:02] Kuroitsu
    Oh, right!
[18:03] Kuroitsu
    We'll be heading to the factory
    to discuss the revisions today.
[18:07] Wolf-F
    Not again...
[18:15] Kuroitsu
    So for the lightning strike system...
[18:19] Kuga
    She's really working her heart out, isn't she?
[18:23] Kuga
    You just don't see dedication
    like that anymore.
[18:26] Wolf-F
    Factory manager?
[18:28] Kuga
    Are you one of our monsters?
[18:30] Kuga
    How's the body treating you?
[18:32] Wolf-F
    No point in complaining.
[18:33] Wolf-F
    It's just not the way it's supposed to be.
[18:36] Kuga
    Well, that happens!
[18:38] Kuga
    Projects rarely work out as intended.
[18:42] Wolf-F
    They don't? Really?
[18:44] Kuga
    Indeed.
[18:46] Kuga
    Big or small, someone's always
    got a change to make.
[18:50] Kuga
    But rather than mindlessly executing
    what the higher-ups tell her,
[18:54] Kuga
    she's always running around feverishly,
[18:56] Kuga
    working her hardest to make
    the best monster possible
[18:59] Kuga
    within the schedule and the budget.
[19:02] Kuga
    Each time she comes down
    here with a design change,
[19:04] Kuga
    she begs us to put in just
    that little bit extra.
[19:07] Kuga
    You'd think she was advocating
    for a member of her own family.
[19:13] Kuga
    Besides, I think you turned out lovely.
     I can't see a problem here.
[19:19] Wolf-F
    Oh, shut up! No one asked you!
[19:22] Kuga
    Sorry, sorry.
[19:23] Kuga
    That's sexual harassment nowadays, isn't it?
[19:27] Wolf-F
    Sheesh...
[19:32] Wolf-F
    I mean, it's not a bad body or anything.
[19:36] Kuroitsu
    Hey, Wolfie boy! You're not wearing a bra?
[19:41] Wolf-F
    Hell no!
[19:42] Wolf-F
    I don't even own a bra!
[19:45] Kuroitsu
    We'll buy you one soon.
SIGN    Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
    Cannon Thunderbird
[19:52] Sadamaki
    Cannon Thunderbird is complete at last!
[19:58] Sadamaki
    Boy, what a marathon!
[20:01] Wolf-F
    Finally! No more running to the
    chief of staff for approvals!
[20:06] Kuroitsu
    How's everything feeling, Cannon?
[20:09] Cannon
    Just fine, ma'am!
[20:11] Cannon
    And I'm fully aware of
    the mission before me!
[20:14] Cannon
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Wolf! My senpai!
[20:17] Cannon
    Unworthy kouhai though I may be,
[20:18] Cannon
    please give me the benefit of your wisdom!
[20:20] Wolf-F
    Senpai?!
[20:21] Wolf-F
    Say, I kinda like that!
[20:24] Nikaido
    We just squeaked in by the deadline.
[20:26] Nikaido
    Well done, everyone!
[20:28] Kuga
    Excellent work, everyone!
[20:30] Kuroitsu
    Yes!
[20:32] all
    Thank you for all your hard work!
[20:34] Narrator
    The process of monster development
    is rarely seen by outsiders.
[20:39] Narrator
    Once again, it has produced
    a warrior of unbridled evil.
SIGN    Victory
[20:43] Narrator
    Yet few are aware of the passionate
    clash of minds between the technicians
[20:49] Narrator
    who labor in the shadows to
    see this process through.
[20:53] all
    Cheers!
[20:55] Wolf-F
    It's been a pretty rough time,
[20:57] Wolf-F
    but I'm starting to get it, Miss Kuroitsu!
[21:01] Wolf-F
    Monster development really is fun!
[21:04] Cannon
    Now all that remains is to destroy
    Divine Swordsman Blader!
[21:08] Kuroitsu
    Yes! Give it your best, Cannon!
[21:10] Cannon
    I will, Miss Kuroitsu!
SIGN    Good Luck in the Field
SIGN    Divine Swordsman
    
    Blader
SIGN    Draconic Bladegod
SIGN    Draconic Bladegod Jeanscar
    (AK Pro)
SIGN    Special Thanks to This Episode's Local Heroes!
SIGN    Akisenshi Maple Kaiser
    (Akisenshi Maple Kaiser Production Committee)
SIGN    Sunset Warrior Gogo Red
    (8Star Film)
SIGN    Dogengers & Yabai Kamen
    (Secret Society of Evil, Inc)
SIGN    These heroes are
    not a work of fiction!
    They really exist!
[22:46] Blader
    Blader Crash!
[22:55] Kuroitsu
    Cannon!
[22:57] Wolf-F
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[23:00] Wolf-F
    We worked our butts off to make that thing!
[23:03] Wolf-F
    You stink, Blader!
[23:05] Wolf-F
    Monster! Big meanie!
[23:06] Blader
    I mean, it's not my fault.
[23:09] Blader
    If you're building a monster,
[23:11] Blader
    why wouldn't you make it big and bulky,
[23:14] Blader
    with powerful weapons everywhere?
[23:21] Narrator
    And the customer's requirement.
SIGN    Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
    Next time, on episode three,
SIGN    The Monster in a Perpetual Cycle of Death and Rebirth Struggles to Break Its Chains until Seduced by a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
[23:29] Kuroitsu
    "The Monster in a Perpetual
    Cycle of Death and Rebirth."