E12 - Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant of Heaven or Merely a Savage Ca

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[00:01] Narrator
    As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
    so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
    Narrator
[00:03] sign
    Daisuke Ban
[00:06] Narrator
    But behind this eternal
    clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
    there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:17] Akashic
    Excuse me, Executive.
[00:18] Akashic
    I'd like some tea.
[00:19] Matsuyama
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:23] Akashic
    Executive, do we have any
    sweets to go with this?
[00:25] Matsuyama
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:29] Matsuyama
    Shall I rub your shoulders,
    Great Leader of Akashic?
[00:32] Akashic
    How considerate of you, Executive!
SIGN    Absolute Zero Chief of Staff Megistus
SIGN    Incoming
[00:40] Akashic
    Speaking.
[00:41] Megistus
    Great Leader, the time draws nigh.
[00:44] Akashic
    Understood. I'm on my way.
[00:49] Akashic
    I've got a bit of work to do.
[00:50] Akashic
    We'll finish this later.
[00:52] Mizuki
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:57] Mizuki
    Miss Matsuyama...
[00:58] Mizuki
    Is this executive stuff...
[01:01] Matsuyama
    Mizuki, honey...
[01:03] Matsuyama
    Don't think about it too hard!
SIGN    Celebrate - Executive Promotion
    Karen Mizuki
SIGN    Episode 12
    
    Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by
    
    a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other
    
     Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless
    
     of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant
    
    of Heaven or Merely a Savage Cannibal
[01:15] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy!
SIGN    Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
    New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[01:19] Wolf-F
    I ain't gonna hold out
    much longer like this.
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[01:21] Kuroitsu
    This is so weird.
[01:23] Kuroitsu
    I'm sure the principle is correct...
[01:26] Wolf-F
    Yeah, we were all pretty excited
    when we first heard the idea.
[01:30] Doctor
    I think that this monster concept,
    based on all the data we've collected so far,
[01:34] Doctor
    is a very interesting one.
[01:36] Doctor
    But it's going to take a pretty long
    time to finish it at our lab's scale.
[01:40] Wolf-F
    Huh? How many times are you
    gonna blow me up here?
[01:45] Kuroitsu
    If only we had a little more funding...
[01:49] Camula
    You might be getting more soon.
SIGN    Pluripotent Cellular Executive
    Immortal Camula
[01:51] Kuroitsu
    Lady Camula?
[01:53] Camula
    However... things might also
    get a little more complicated.
[01:58] Kuroitsu
    What do you mean by that?
[01:59] Camula
    I've only heard the rumors, myself, but...
[02:04] Kuroitsu
    What?! Agastia's getting bought
    out by a foreign investor?!
[02:10] Zet
    If you were to join our
    Secret Society: Zet Arc group,
[02:15] Zet
    we could easily enhance Agastia's
    domination potential.
[02:19] Megistus
    We will need to consider our
    response to your offer.
SIGN    Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
    Megistus
[02:22] Zet
    Surely there's no reason to hesitate.
[02:24] Zet
    It's a fine deal, isn't it?
[02:27] Megistus
    We will consider it,
[02:29] Megistus
    and contact you again when we're ready.
[02:31] Zet
    Very well...
[02:33] Zet
    I see.
[02:34] Zet
    But do remember that you
    have little time to waste.
[02:38] Zet
    Decisions should be made ASAP.
[02:40] Zet
    That is the global standard.
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
    Akashic
[02:45] Akashic
    Ugh! What a jerk!
[02:48] Akashic
    Thinking he can boss us around...
[02:50] Megistus
    It is common enough for companies
     to think that their capital
[02:54] Megistus
    should be synonymous with their influence.
[02:56] Megistus
    But what is your decision, Great Leader?
[03:00] Megistus
    They're requiring no restructuring
    of our executive level or below.
[03:03] Megistus
    We'll receive more funding, and our
    compensation will greatly improve.
[03:11] Narrator
    World domination is about safety in size!
[03:12] Doctor
    The foreign investor,
    Secret Society: Zet Arc...
[03:14] Narrator
    All of our affiliate companies
    see rapid growth!
[03:16] Doctor
    Those worldwide players really have it good.
[03:17] Narrator
    Zet Arc will repaint the whole world!
[03:19] Camula
    It appears Zet Arc is interested in
    direct expansion into the Asia region.
[03:20] Narrator
    Zet Arc will repaint the whole world!
[03:24] Doctor
    But doesn't M&A among evil secret
    societies seem a little...
[03:27] Wolf-F
    M&A?
[03:29] Kuroitsu
    Mergers and acquisitions.
[03:32] Kuroitsu
    It means buying up companies.
[03:34] Doctor
    I expect they must want to use us as
    a foothold for expansion into Asia.
[03:39] Doctor
    That lab's budget is clearly
    orders of magnitude above ours!
[03:43] Wolf-F
    With something like that, we could do
    all the monster development we wanted!
[03:47] Kuroitsu
    But... we can't actually join them, can we?
[03:54] Camula
    But according to Uncle's investigations,
[03:56] Camula
    they're not afraid of strong-arming
    to get their way.
SIGN    Specialized Counter-Blade Monster
    Mummy
SIGN    Chocolate Monster
    Melty
SIGN    Aladdin Lunches to Go
[04:09] Kenji
    Welcome!
[04:11] Kuroitsu
    Three orders of pork on rice,
[04:12] Kuroitsu
    with two helpings of pickled ginger each.
[04:15] Announcer
    And now for our next story.
[04:17] Announcer
    Marukari Corporation announced its acquisition
    by foreign investor Amajin Corporation.
SIGN    FOREIGN INVESTOR ACQUISITION
SIGN    FOREIGN COMPANY BUYS OUT MARUKARI CORPORATION
SIGN    FOREIGN COMPANY BUYS
    OUT MARUKARI CORPORATION
SIGN    Caution! Flashing lights!
[04:25] Kuroitsu
    Hey, that's the company
    we used to make Melty.
[04:28] Kuroitsu
    I guess companies don't necessarily
    stay the same forever.
[04:33] Hydra
    Mr. Cannon, how do you like today's lunch?
SIGN    Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
    New • Hydra
[04:37] Cannon
    Oh, it's delicious!
SIGN    Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
    Cannon Thunderbird
[04:39] Cannon
    You're such a great cook, Miss Hydra!
[04:41] One
    Incidentally, I've heard there's
    been some talk of M&A!
[04:44] Three
    Guess Agastia's in big trouble, huh?
[04:46] Hydra
    What's an M&A?
[04:48] Cannon
    Is it a type of chocolate?
[04:52] Three
    What kind of question is that?!
[04:52] Two
    You really try my patience...
[04:52] One
    Now I want to eat some chocolate.
[04:52] Four
    I think he's trying to make Matsu laugh...
[04:56] Yuto
    Haven't you done enough, Reo?
[04:59] Reo
    Absolutely not!
[05:00] Reo
    I'm awesome at this!
    I could keep winning all day!
[05:02] Reo
    And you can keep the plushies, Yuto.
[05:05] Yuto
    Th-Thanks...
[05:06] Yuto
    So you're not actually doing it
    because you want the stuff?
[05:11] Reo
    This sensation...
[05:12] Reo
    A monster?
[05:14] Yuto
    I'm not picking up any mana, at least.
[05:19] Kenji
    What is that?
[05:20] Kenji
    It doesn't feel like one of Agastia's monsters.
[05:26] Jaguar Man
    Jaguar Base here!
[05:28] Jaguar Man
    We're under attack from an unknown monster!
[05:31] Jaguar Man
    I can't get in touch with Lord Jaguar!
[05:33] Kraken Man
    This is the undersea observatory!
[05:35] Kraken Man
    Something has us surrounded!
[05:38] Eldridge Woman
    Emergency!
[05:39] Eldridge Woman
    We're getting external interference in
    Lord Eldridge's Philadelphia Plan dimension!
[05:43] Akashic
    What's all this, then?
[05:45] Zet
    Isn't it obvious?
[05:47] Zet
    We're attacking your executives' bases.
[05:50] Zet
    We are realists, you see.
[05:53] Zet
    We wish to drive seizure of your
    assets in a thoroughly agile manner.
[05:57] Megistus
    Oh? I don't recall giving you our answer yet.
[06:02] Zet
    If I might rephrase more simply,
[06:04] Zet
    we have rescinded, from you,
    the element of choice.
[06:07] Zet
    It's time to accept what's happening.
[06:10] Megistus
    Would this be a hostile takeover, then?
[06:13] Akashic
    In other words, an invasion.
[06:16] Zet
    You exaggerate, surely.
[06:18] Zet
    I simply thought I'd show
    a minor organization
[06:20] Zet
    that has failed to control even
    this small area after so long
[06:23] Zet
    what true power looks like.
[06:40] Cannon
    Get out of here, everyone!
[06:41] Hydra
    The emergency exits are this way! Hurry!
[06:50] Wolf-F
    Bete Claw!
[06:52] Wolf-F
    What's with these things?
[06:54] Wolf-F
    Are they machines or something?!
[06:59] Kuroitsu
    This is...
[07:00] Kuroitsu
    There are monsters integrated
    into the machinery.
[07:04] Kuroitsu
    They must take the monsters
    from the companies they buy,
[07:06] Kuroitsu
    alter them to their company standard,
[07:07] Kuroitsu
    and force them to work against their will.
[07:09] Wolf-F
    Ignoring the will of the monsters, huh?
[07:11] Wolf-F
    That's nuts!
[07:14] Kuroitsu
    As an evil organization ourselves,
[07:16] Kuroitsu
    we're in no position to object to the practice.
[07:18] Kuroitsu
    But I still don't like their methods!
[07:22] Wolf-F
    Yeah.
[07:26] Wolf-F
    Miss Kuroitsu?
SIGN    MASS PRODUCTION MONSTER
[07:28] sign
    m 54 110 l 56 176 124 176 203 169 215 150 213 110
SIGN    Zet Arc's monster. Can be swiftly mass-produced to a
    unified standard. With the versatility to perform any task
    and the ability to mindlessly receive orders, they are
    rumored to be the future of mass-produced monsters
    in the world marketplace.
SIGN    SPECIAL ABILITIES
[07:28] sign
    m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN    UNKNOWN
SIGN    POWER
SIGN    SPEED
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    COST
    PERFORMANCE
SIGN    INTELLIGENCE
SIGN    TECHNIQUE
[07:47] Hydra
    I'll back you up, Mr. Cannon!
[07:50] Cannon
    Fall back, everyone!
[07:51] Cannon
    Lightning-calling system,
    Great Spirit, activate!
[07:59] Hydra
    You did it!
[08:02] Cannon
    But...
[08:04] Cannon
    We're not even making a dent!
[08:08] Kuroitsu
    Reinforcements!
[08:09] Wolf-F
    How can there be more of the darn things?!
[08:11] Zet
    Did you think I'd fail to evaluate
    your combat ability correctly?
[08:16] Zet
    I've prepared exactly what I require to win.
[08:21] Kuroitsu
    You're a Zet Arc executive, then?
[08:23] Zet
    I am Zet Acht, soon to be your superior.
[08:26] Zet
    I would advise you to put an end
    to this pointless resistance.
[08:29] Zet
    It could affect your post-merger assessment.
[08:31] Kuroitsu
    There's no guarantee that
    there will be a merger!
[08:34] Zet
    What would a mere employee know?
[08:37] Zet
    Go, Z Killer Army!
[08:40] Zet
    Dispose of any who stand against us!
[08:43] Zet
    There's always more where you came from!
[08:45] Zet
    Zet Arc is ranked number one among
    prospective monster employers!
[08:58] Zet
    What?!
[09:03] Elbucky
    We made it, mew!
[09:05] Elbucky
    Secret Society: Black Lore has arrived, mew!
[09:08] Elbucky
    And I'm the only one allowed
    to touch my precious Wolfie!
[09:12] Wolf-F
    You're the last one I want
    touchin' me, you perv cat!
[09:17] Rose
    Magia Full Break!
[09:23] Rose
    We heard the story, Agastia!
[09:26] Rose
    We'll let you off this time,
[09:28] Rose
    but this is just professional,
    so don't go getting the wrong idea!
[09:31] Zwart
    You didn't have to announce all that...
[09:34] Zwart
    We're joining the fight!
[09:36] Zwart
    Let's work together to get rid of these guys!
[09:39] Rose
    Strike Rose!
[09:41] Zwart
    Sword Zwart Flash!
[09:46] Zet
    Impossible...
[09:47] Zet
    According to my research,
    they're supposed to be enemies.
[09:51] Kuroitsu
    And we are still enemies!
[09:53] Kuroitsu
    But what matters is, none of us
    like having you people here!
[09:56] Elbucky
    Power plays are so last decade, mew!
[09:58] Elbucky
    Go on back home already, mew!
[10:01] Zet
    It appears I miscalculated.
[10:03] Zet
    Goodness me.
[10:10] Zet
    To take the field myself
    is terribly inefficient.
[10:13] Zet
    I'll have to reflect on this later.
[10:17] Kuroitsu
    A battle form! It can't be...
[10:20] Zet
    You leave me no choice.
    I'll engage you myself.
[10:22] Kuroitsu
    Run, everyone!
[10:37] Elbucky
    He's blastin' through his own allies!
[10:39] Wolf-F
    He's... so strong.
[10:41] Kuroitsu
    What powerful equipment...
[10:43] Kuroitsu
    Foreign investors really do have
    it good with their R&D scale!
[10:46] Zet
    Of course we do.
[10:47] Zet
    My annual income is 12 million dollars.
[10:50] Zet
    We operate on a different scale than your
     little island nation's "major corporations."
[10:55] Wolf-F
    Damn it! This ain't over yet!
[10:56] Wolf-F
    I'll use my full-power Bete Claw!
[11:00] Wolf-F
    What?!
[11:07] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy!
[11:08] Elbucky
    Don't you hurt my Wolfie!
[11:22] Zet
    Utterly pathetic.
[11:24] Zet
    And for your information, my engagement
    with you is not merely a waste of time.
[11:31] Kuroitsu
    Don't tell me...
[11:33] Zet
    I have flying columns deployed.
[11:35] Zet
    By now, they'll have destroyed
    your major facilities,
[11:38] Zet
    taken the country in their grasp,
[11:39] Zet
    and are heading our way.
[11:48] Zet
    It appears that this is over.
[12:02] Megistus
    I can see we've disappointed you.
[12:05] Megistus
    You should realize we wouldn't
    be sitting idly by for all this time.
[12:09] Zet
    Absolute Zero Chief of Staff Megistus!
[12:18] Cannon
    I've used up the area's
    low pressure system.
[12:21] Cannon
    There's no electricity left!
[12:23] Cannon
    Miss Hydra, you have to get out of here!
[12:26] Hydra
    No! I'll stay with you to the end!
[12:33] Hydra
    What?!
[12:34] Cannon
    That attack looks like...
[12:40] Akashic
    How dare you abuse my subordinates?
[12:43] Hydra&Cannon
    Great Leader Akashic!
[12:52] Camula
    Sorry to arrive late.
[12:58] Sansyu
    I'm not fond of being called
    out of retirement like this...
[13:03] Sansyu
    But when justice calls,
    you can't turn it down!
[13:09] Zet
    They destroyed our main fighting force?!
[13:12] Megistus
    Of course we did.
[13:13] Megistus
    Don't underestimate the
    members of the board.
[13:17] Zet
    No matter...
[13:18] Zet
    Once the country is in my hands,
[13:20] Zet
    it will be but a matter of
    time before your base falls.
[13:23] Zet
    You don't have the personnel
    to protect the entire country.
[13:27] Megistus
    Oh?
[13:28] Megistus
    It appears Zet Arc's information
    network has its limitations.
[13:32] Zet
    What's that?
[13:34] Megistus
    Behold this country's true power!
[13:42] Damakurakasun
    Never thought I'd be fighting
    alongside you, Ibaliger!
[13:47] Ibaliger
    To defend the peace of Ibaraki,
[13:50] Ibaliger
    I'll travel through space
    and time, and fight!
[13:54] Yatsurugi
    Heck yeah!
[13:55] Yatsurugi
    I'll smash up anyone who comes after Chiba!
[14:00] Fangark
    Sounds like fun!
[14:02] Fangark
    Yatsurugi!
[14:03] Fangark
    I'll work with you just this once!
[14:07] Tochiongar
    I'll put an end to your wretched greed!
[14:12] Gedoron
    Niigata is our sacred land!
[14:16] Gedoron
    You won't leave here alive!
[14:18] Hankakusai
    Ah, well, guess it's a living!
[14:22] Hankakusai
    You wanna finish this up quick, Neiger?
[14:27] Neiger
    You won't get your hands on Akita!
[14:37] Tiefedorf
    Those who go against the will of darkness,
[14:39] Tiefedorf
    whoever they are, must be purged.
[14:42] Cant
    You'll regret that you encountered me...
[14:46] Cant
    here in Hokkaido!
[14:50] Edo Gold
    The Edo River will see
    another day of profits!
[14:55] Muichimon
    I'll close down your business for good!
[15:01] Zeruvain
    You're an eyesore in
    Tokushima's beautiful lands!
[15:09] Mavel
    Mavel will put an end to your wicked hearts!
[15:15] Prism
    Let's go, Toshimach!
[15:17] Toshimach
    We'll settle this at mach speed!
[15:18] Toshimach
    Better get ready!
[15:20] Dark
    What fools you are,
    ignorantly impinging on
[15:23] Dark
    our Toshima Ward turf!
[15:25] Zet
    The minor local societies...
[15:28] Zet
    And their heroes, too!
[15:29] Megistus
    Our company policies are flexible!
[15:32] Megistus
    If the need arises, we will strategically
    coordinate even with rival organizations!
[15:39] Matsuyama
    Hello? Is this Secret Society of Evil, Inc?
[15:43] Matsuyama
    Yes, Matsuyama speaking.
[15:45] Matsuyama
    Thanks so much for having
    us by the other day.
[15:47] Matsuyama
    We have a proposal for you.
[15:50] Mizuki
    Dice and Dharuriser are in!
[15:52] Matsuyama
    Okay! We're calling in every
    old work connection we have!
[15:56] Matsuyama
    Let's bring enemy and ally together!
[15:59] Mizuki
    Right!
[16:00] Yabai Kamen
    Consider Kyushu protected!
[16:03] Great-2
    Though we're the ones actually
    doing the protecting!
[16:11] Ohgaman
    Yes, indeed.
[16:19] Dharuriser
    We'll get up as many times as it takes.
[16:21] Dharuriser
    As long as we get up, we'll never lose!
[16:29] Rikiya
    Perfect way to shake off a hangover.
[16:32] Rikimaru
    I was just hopin' for a little action!
[16:35] Waruinder
    Step forward if you want to die.
[16:38] Metalbolt
    I'll grind 'em to powder!
[16:50] Blader
    I finally made it!
[16:52] Kuroitsu
    Divine Swordsman Blader!
[16:53] Blader
    You're the only one left, Zet Acht!
    Time to get what's coming to you!
[16:58] Zet
    Watch your mouth, you pathetic heroes!
[17:02] Zet
    It's a trivial matter to regrow
    those cannon fodder monsters!
[17:06] Zet
    In the meantime, I'll
    annihilate you all myself!
[17:10] Blader
    Feel the blade of justice!
[17:14] Blader
    Blader Crush!
[17:19] Blader
    What?!
[17:23] Kuroitsu
    Blader!
[17:25] Zet
    You think too highly of yourself, brat.
[17:29] Zet
    Who's next?
[17:35] Zet
    Any who remain standing are my enemy.
[17:38] Zet
    I won't show an ounce of mercy.
[17:41] Doctor
    This ends now!
[17:43] Kuroitsu
    Doctor!
[17:44] Doctor
    I managed to finish your
    research, Miss Kuroitsu!
[17:48] Doctor
    Thanks to Miss Hoen's help!
[17:50] Koharu
    I d-d-didn't do it for you, Sadamaki!
[17:54] Elbucky
    Save the romcom junk for later, mew.
[17:56] Elbucky
    If you brought somethin' useful,
    whip it out already, mew.
[17:59] Doctor
    Take it, Wolf!
[18:04] Wolf-F
    Yes! This time...
[18:08] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy!
[18:09] Elbucky
    You can't handle it, mew.
[18:11] Elbucky
    You're hurt way too bad, mew.
[18:14] Wolf-F
    If I don't do it...
[18:17] Kuroitsu
    No.
[18:19] Kuroitsu
    I'm here, too.
[18:20] Wolf-F
    Don't do it, Miss Kuroitsu!
[18:22] Wolf-F
    It might explode again!
[18:25] Kuroitsu
    That's all right.
[18:26] Kuroitsu
    I trust the doctor and Miss Hoen.
[18:29] Kuroitsu
    This item is itself a monster whose form will
     change based on the monster that equips it.
[18:35] Kuroitsu
    Humans should be able to equip it, too.
[18:40] Blader
    We'll finish things between
    us later, Agastia.
[18:43] Blader
    For now, let's...
[18:44] Kuroitsu
    ...beat this guy.
[18:46] Kuroitsu
    Here I go!
[18:47] Kuroitsu
    Transform!
[19:02] Kuroitsu
    Black Blader!
[19:06] Master
    Next stage! Master Blader!
[19:12] Blader
    Master Blade!
[19:15] Kuroitsu
    Black Blade!
[19:38] Zet
    How...
[19:40] Zet
    Th-This is so... inefficient...
[19:42] Zet
    You can't make a monster like this!
[19:46] Kuroitsu
    Don't underestimate the one-off monster!
[19:48] Kuroitsu
    Monster development has
    infinite possibilities!
[19:52] Zet
    You minor organizations...
    have no possibilities...
[19:56] Megistus
    Take this, Black Blader!
[20:03] Rose
    We'll give you...
[20:05] Zwart
    ...our power, too!
[20:18] Kuroitsu&Blader
    Double Blader Crush!
[20:25] Zet
    Impossible!
[20:30] Wolf-F
    Yes!
[20:31] Elbucky
    We won, mew!
[20:33] Kuroitsu
    It worked...
[20:46] Megistus
    No matter how much capital you have...
[20:49] Megistus
    In the end, it all comes down to people.
[21:02] Kuroitsu
    All right. Time to transform back...
[21:07] Kuroitsu
    Huh?
[21:09] Kuroitsu
    Why...
[21:10] Kuroitsu
    I can't take it off!
[21:11] Kuroitsu
    I take it off?!
[21:12] Kuroitsu
    What do I do?
[21:14] Kuroitsu
    Blader!
[21:16] Kuroitsu
    Does it seem like the joint
    in the back is stuck?
[21:18] Kuroitsu
    Could you take it off for me?
[21:20] Blader
    S-Sure...
[21:24] Blader
    Take off...
[21:27] Blader
    Take off... a woman's...
[21:32] Narrator
    Divine Swordsman Blader,
    Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,
[21:35] Narrator
    was highly vulnerable to the female form.
[21:40] Black Blader
    I'm sorry to interrupt.
[21:42] Black Blader
    My name is Black Blader.
[21:46] Black Blader
    I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience,
[21:48] Black Blader
    but the transformation reversal function
    will only be available in tomorrow's update.
[21:52] Kuroitsu
    Hang on, are you telling me...
[21:55] Koharu
    I'm sorry!
[21:58] Doctor
    We'll try... to do the update quick.
[22:42] Doctor
    It's quintessential spaghetti code.
[22:45] Doctor
    How did our program end up this janky?
[22:49] Koharu
    What do you expect?
    We were kind of in a hurry!
[22:52] Koharu
    It's frankly a miracle
    that it's working at all!
[22:54] Wolf-F
    The execution is wild... I can't
    keep up with all the bugs.
[22:59] Wolf-F
    I really wish I'd transformed instead.
[23:03] Black Blader
    I'm terribly sorry.
[23:04] Black Blader
    But my life support functions
    are in perfect working order,
[23:07] Black Blader
    so please be at ease.
[23:08] Kuroitsu
    Would you just do something
    about this already?!
SIGN    Aladdin Lunches to Go
[23:15] Kenji
    Welco—
[23:26] Kuroitsu
    Four orders of pork on rice,
[23:28] Kuroitsu
    with two helpings of pickled ginger each.