E8 - Two ≠ One

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[00:07] ---
    Oh, Shunpei.
[00:09] ---
    Are you eating in your room again?
[00:12] ---
    Does it matter where I am when I eat?
[00:14] ---
    I guess so.
[00:17] ---
    It just reeks of nerd.
[00:21] ---
    Shut up.
[00:31] ---
    I'm back.
[00:33] ---
    I brought you food.
[00:40] ---
    Here.
[02:42] ---
    Hey, Hitori.
[02:44] ---
    I'm not going to force you…
[02:47] ---
    But won't you tell me what happened?
[02:57] ---
    This has been going on for three days.
[03:00] ---
    He won't let me contact his parents, and…
[03:04] ---
    Wait. Did they abuse him?
[03:07] ---
    No, those two
    would never be able to do that.
[03:12] ---
    Though… This is Origon Village after all.
[03:15] ---
    You saved me.
[03:19] ---
    Now it's my turn to do the same for you.
[03:24] ---
    It really isn't easy to live in this place.
[03:27] ---
    Everyone thinks there's
    only one correct way to live,
[03:30] ---
    and they're all busy trying to fake that.
[03:32] ---
    But if you tip the lid a little,
    all the issues come pouring out.
[03:37] ---
    My sister is the same.
[03:39] ---
    She used to do so well.
[03:41] ---
    -Shunpei.
    -Crap.
[03:44] ---
    Your friend is here.
[03:46] ---
    Uh, okay.
[03:48] ---
    Got it.
[03:50] ---
    Who is it?
[03:53] ---
    Hello.
[03:58] ---
    Huh?
[03:59] ---
    Huh?
[04:01] ---
    How did you get outside?
[04:04] ---
    Umm, you see…
[04:07] ---
    I crawled out the window.
[04:09] ---
    Please let me back inside.
[04:11] ---
    Ah, uh, sure.
[04:15] ---
    But that's so strange, Hitori.
[04:18] ---
    -Akiyama.
    -Huh?
[04:20] ---
    I'm thirsty.
[04:22] ---
    -Go make me some tea.
    -What?
[04:25] ---
    You're too straight-forward.
[04:42] ---
    Migi.
[04:44] ---
    You're in there, aren't you?
[04:47] ---
    Listen, Migi.
[04:49] ---
    Come home already.
[04:51] ---
    The two of us
[04:53] ---
    have to get revenge on Eiji.
[04:55] ---
    The two of us have to be one.
[04:57] ---
    We have to.
[04:58] ---
    So come on.
[05:00] ---
    Migi!
[05:01] ---
    Open… it!
[05:09] ---
    Sorry, our tea leaves had gone bad.
[05:11] ---
    Is juice okay?
[05:13] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[05:20] ---
    Damnit. Can he just leave already?
[05:23] ---
    Hey, Hitori,
[05:25] ---
    you can help me study
    to distract yourself a bit.
[05:28] ---
    Oh?
[05:28] ---
    I'd like to review
    what we covered in class.
[05:31] ---
    Ah.
[05:33] ---
    Right, this bit.
[05:35] ---
    This is an inverse proportion,
    so it becomes a hyperbola.
[05:39] ---
    Oh, okay.
[05:40] ---
    Damnit. I don't have time for this.
[05:43] ---
    I have to make Migi change his mind.
[05:47] ---
    Oh, did you hear that?
[05:49] ---
    No.
[05:50] ---
    Let's do the next one.
[05:52] ---
    I heard something coming from the closet.
[05:55] ---
    -Akiyama.
    -What?
[06:06] ---
    I didn't mean to hurt you.
[06:10] ---
    Uh…
[06:12] ---
    All of this
[06:14] ---
    is to get revenge.
[06:16] ---
    Ah, oh, I'm sorry.
[06:19] ---
    I've been too careless.
[06:21] ---
    Even though I was
    the one who wanted revenge.
[06:25] ---
    Though I didn't expect
[06:26] ---
    for you to be
    this passionate about it, Hitori.
[06:30] ---
    Truly, a top student
    is of a different caliber.
[06:33] ---
    Well, that's…
[06:35] ---
    Because it's a promise to mom.
[06:44] ---
    Hitori.
[06:45] ---
    You said you would get
    first place again next time,
[06:49] ---
    did you not?
[06:52] ---
    Let's forget about it.
[06:53] ---
    About the revenge.
[06:55] ---
    You shouldn't pretend to be a model child
[06:57] ---
    just to live up to
    your mom's expectations.
[07:00] ---
    Just set your true self free!
[07:04] ---
    My true…
[07:05] ---
    self…
[07:18] ---
    You're being so loud!
[07:21] ---
    Don't you know how late it is?
[07:23] ---
    ‐Six hours past the Hour of the Rooster.
    ‐I'll kill you.
[07:30] ---
    Migi…
[07:34] ---
    Migi, what are you doing?
[07:35] ---
    Sorry about that, Hitori.
[07:37] ---
    To pick up where we left off…
[07:39] ---
    I don't care about revenge.
[07:41] ---
    Huh?
[07:42] ---
    Huh? Pardon?
[07:44] ---
    I won't take orders from anyone anymore.
[07:54] ---
    Oh, Hitori.
[07:56] ---
    You're ready to set yourself free!
[07:59] ---
    I suddenly feel like
    jumping around outside!
[08:03] ---
    Let's go!
[08:06] ---
    Migi?
[08:07] ---
    Wait!
[08:27] ---
    I am!
[08:28] ---
    I am free!
[08:37] ---
    Mother.
[08:39] ---
    I will…
[08:44] ---
    I will avenge you. Alone, if I have to.
[08:50] ---
    Hitori!
[08:52] ---
    I waited for this.
[08:54] ---
    Guess what it is.
[08:58] ---
    -A fly.
    -Nope.
[08:59] ---
    It's a mosquito!
[09:02] ---
    Next Sunday, at Origon Village Square,
[09:05] ---
    there'll be a Halloween costume contest.
[09:08] ---
    Aren't pumpkins or vampires too cliché?
[09:10] ---
    So you'll be a real dark horse,
    a vampire mosquito!
[09:13] ---
    No one else will be wearing
    the same thing and it has edge to it.
[09:18] ---
    She can't be serious about that bug.
[09:24] ---
    You wear it, Migi.
[09:29] ---
    Honestly,
[09:30] ---
    I wouldn't mind getting
    my blood sucked dry by a Hitori mosquito.
[09:36] ---
    I know, right!
[09:37] ---
    You might even beat Eiji with this.
[09:40] ---
    Will Eiji be participating?
[09:41] ---
    Of course he will.
[09:44] ---
    He was dressed as
    a famous painting last year and won.
[09:48] ---
    He was covered in gold leaves.
[09:51] ---
    Now this
[09:53] ---
    is practically perfect.
[09:56] ---
    Everyone can witness
    Eiji's disgraceful demise.
[10:00] ---
    By the way, Hitori.
[10:02] ---
    You're not eating at all.
[10:04] ---
    You haven't even eaten
    half as much as you use to.
[10:08] ---
    That's not true.
[10:10] ---
    Mmmh!
[10:12] ---
    It's good, it's really good.
[10:15] ---
    Get it together, Dali.
[10:16] ---
    I'm fine on my own without Migi.
[10:20] ---
    I don't need anyone else.
[10:23] ---
    Can I have seconds?
[10:25] ---
    That's the Hitori I know.
[10:33] ---
    It's fine.
[10:34] ---
    I'll get used to it.
[10:36] ---
    Eventually I will.
[10:41] ---
    It's been so long since
    we've baked a pie together.
[10:44] ---
    I'll leave the braiding to you, okay?
[10:49] ---
    Calm down.
[10:52] ---
    All I have to do is alternate sides.
[10:56] ---
    I can do it on my own.
[11:06] ---
    Guess it's not bad.
[11:08] ---
    Though it looks more like
    a whirlwind than a pie.
[11:14] ---
    Get it together, Dali.
[11:17] ---
    Revenge is so close you can almost feel it.
[11:21] ---
    You ought to be
    able to do this on your own.
[11:25] ---
    Ow, ow, ow.
[11:28] ---
    -Dad.
    -Yes?
[11:31] ---
    I'll massage your shoulders.
[11:33] ---
    That's nice. Do you want something?
[11:37] ---
    No, of course not.
[11:39] ---
    I can do it on my own.
[11:43] ---
    First, pummel with the right hand.
[11:45] ---
    Then knead with the left.
[11:48] ---
    No pauses.
[11:54] ---
    How is it, dad?
[11:56] ---
    Is it nice?
[12:00] ---
    Hitori.
[12:01] ---
    You can stop now.
[12:04] ---
    Huh?
[12:11] ---
    You're dripping with sweat.
[12:13] ---
    Let's go take a bath.
[12:22] ---
    Whoop.
[12:25] ---
    Do you want to try?
[12:27] ---
    Whoop!
[12:41] ---
    Whee.
[12:44] ---
    Mr. Duck has powered up.
[12:46] ---
    Whoo.
[12:47] ---
    The spray is stronger
    from one source than from two.
[12:53] ---
    Try covering up one of its eyes.
[12:57] ---
    Whoa. Yes, that's right.
[13:01] ---
    It's really that easy.
[13:03] ---
    A single hole can fire
    a stronger shot than two.
[13:07] ---
    Then…
[13:09] ---
    I just have to erase Migi from within me.
[13:12] ---
    Hitori.
[13:14] ---
    You're hitting my eyes.
[13:21] ---
    Hitori! How is it?
[13:29] ---
    Now the curtain rises
    on the Revenge Act.
[13:36] ---
    Entry number 16.
[13:38] ---
    "A Beaver for One!"
[13:43] ---
    I'll make a dam.
[13:47] ---
    Gnaw, gnaw, gnaw.
[13:49] ---
    Oh, whoopsy-daisy.
[13:52] ---
    Grandma! You have to fall over like a tree.
[13:57] ---
     He's a bare-assed rodent.
[13:59] ---
     Entry number 29.
[14:01] ---
    "We Used to Have Wings."
[14:05] ---
    This is amazing!
[14:06] ---
    It's surpassed the real thing!
[14:10] ---
    That insolent bird-beast.
[14:12] ---
    The other bird remains immobile.
[14:15] ---
    It's a shoe-billed stork!
[14:18] ---
    It was never supposed to move!
[14:20] ---
    Geez. This whole thing is ridiculous.
[14:22] ---
    Don't you think so, Migi?
[14:25] ---
    Get it together.
[14:27] ---
    That's right, you have to.
[14:30] ---
    Hitori, you're up next.
[14:32] ---
    Remember, everyone will
    vote for the winner.
[14:36] ---
    So make sure to be super charming.
[14:39] ---
    Sure, Mom.
[14:41] ---
    Next up is entry number 36.
[14:51] ---
    Tonight, your blood will not
    be consumed by a vampire,
[14:55] ---
    but a vampire mosquito!
[15:00] ---
    -What is that?
    -It's so ugly.
[15:06] ---
    That's so scary.
[15:07] ---
    What if it sucks my blood?
[15:10] ---
    Do not fear, I will protect you.
[15:13] ---
    Whoa, the mosquito!
[15:15] ---
    It is not drinking, it is spitting!
[15:20] ---
    Everyone is booing!
[15:22] ---
    Oh no, bad boy.
[15:26] ---
    There's no way I would
    seriously play the role of a bug.
[15:30] ---
    Geez, Hitori. You were
    a bit too avant-garde up there.
[15:34] ---
    Bzz-bzz.
[15:35] ---
    Though if it'd been a punk-rock contest,
    you would've won for sure.
[15:40] ---
    ‐For one second…
    ‐Hey.
[15:42] ---
    Do you reckon Eiji will win this year too?
[15:45] ---
    Obviously he will!
[15:46] ---
    Eiji wins each and every year.
[15:49] ---
    It's tradition for him
    to sit on the throne of glory.
[15:52] ---
    Whoa, I'm so excited to
    see his costume this year.
[15:59] ---
    Too bad.
[16:00] ---
    The throne this year is not one of glory,
[16:04] ---
    because I redesigned it a little.
[16:08] ---
    It's a throne of death,
    covered in disgrace.
[16:11] ---
    Now, the moment
    you have all been waiting for.
[16:14] ---
    The absolute king has arrived.
[16:16] ---
    Oh, Eiji is up next.
[16:18] ---
    Eiji Ichijo
[16:22] ---
    will show us…
[16:25] ---
    -Huh?
    -What's wrong?
[16:29] ---
    Huh?
[16:31] ---
    Umm, what exactly are you dressed up as?
[16:35] ---
    I wonder what's wrong.
[16:37] ---
    He's not usually like this.
[16:39] ---
    What is this idiocy?
[16:43] ---
    No...
[16:45] ---
    It wasn't a ghost.
[16:49] ---
    Is that why? Now what do I do?
[16:52] ---
    He won't win like this.
[16:54] ---
    What a letdown.
[16:56] ---
    He definitely won't win this year.
[16:59] ---
    What do I do? How do I fix this?
[17:01] ---
    -He looks like a beggar.
    -That's it.
[17:05] ---
    ‐I wonder what's wrong.
    -That costume is…
[17:10] ---
    Huh?
[17:11] ---
    Then why isn't he holding anything?
[17:13] ---
    Oh, maybe it's because…
[17:17] ---
    No way!
[17:18] ---
    Did you know, Eiji's costume…
[17:26] ---
    This mosquito does not only drink blood.
[17:30] ---
    It also infects people with a certain idea.
[17:40] ---
    Oh, what is happening?
[17:42] ---
    The money offerings are pouring in!
[17:50] ---
    What exactly is going on?
[17:53] ---
    Ei… Eiji, he…
[17:55] ---
    He sold the instrument
    he held so incredibly dear.
[17:59] ---
    So that he could buy
    a single loaf of bread.
[18:02] ---
    Why did he need to buy that?
[18:05] ---
    To feed his starving little sister.
[18:10] ---
    You mean to say that Eiji is dressed as
[18:13] ---
    a beggar?
[18:15] ---
    No, can you not sense it?
[18:19] ---
    Even without his instrument, Eiji is
[18:22] ---
    a troubadour.
[18:25] ---
    He is still a poet at heart.
[18:37] ---
    Eiji Ichijo wins!
[18:40] ---
    An overwhelming victory
    with 90% of all votes!
[18:47] ---
    Did you see that, Migi?
[18:49] ---
    I am perfectly capable on my own.
[18:53] ---
    Now…
[18:55] ---
    Once Eiji sits on the throne…
[19:03] ---
    He shall wear the crown of death.
[19:06] ---
    And I will have a front-row seat
[19:09] ---
    to witness
[19:11] ---
    your disgraceful death.
[19:14] ---
    Eiji, please move to the throne.
[19:25] ---
    Now.
[19:28] ---
    I decline.
[19:29] ---
    What?
[19:32] ---
    I have no right to become king.
[19:36] ---
    Amazing.
[19:37] ---
    He stays in character.
[19:40] ---
    I see.
[19:41] ---
    You choose the artistry above glory.
[19:43] ---
    There's no helping it.
    We must respect a poet's wishes.
[19:46] ---
    -Wait.
    -In which case, the winner is…
[19:49] ---
    "We Used to Have Wings!"
[19:54] ---
    -Yay!
    -Stop, let go!
[19:57] ---
    Move to the throne.
[19:59] ---
    Wait.
[20:00] ---
    Stop!
[20:09] ---
    Migi.
[20:11] ---
    Oh, Hitori has changed costumes.
[20:14] ---
    That's adorable.
[20:16] ---
    Please come here.
[20:22] ---
    Migi!
[20:23] ---
    There, take your time.
[20:26] ---
    Hitori!
[20:30] ---
    Migi!
[20:36] ---
    Migi!
[20:44] ---
    Migi!
[20:56] ---
    Migi…
[21:00] ---
    Migi.
[21:02] ---
    Migi.
[21:04] ---
    Migi.
[21:06] ---
    Migi!