E7 - The Boob Thief

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[00:06] Aid
    Excuse me, ma'am.
[00:12] Lady
    Oh? I think you've gotten a little bigger.
[00:16] Aid
    No, not at all.
[00:19] Aid
    My lady!
[00:20] Lady
    Come on, why not have some fun?
[00:28] Servant
    My lady!
[00:29] Lady
    Catch him, please!
[00:31] Lady
    My breasts... Get my breasts back...
[00:37] Servant
    There he is!
[00:39] Servant
    After him! After him!
SIGN    Mysterious Thief Returns
[00:42] Man
    He's back!
[00:43] Man
    He's back again!
[00:44] Man
    This time, he stole from a greedy lady
    who raised the price of rice!
[00:49] Man
    There's nothing left of her
    formerly melon-sized breasts!
[00:53] Man
    Too bad, so sad!
[01:06] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[01:10] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[01:14] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:17] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:20] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:24] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:29] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:32] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:34] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:38] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:43] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
[03:23] Chifusa
    Oww!
SIGN    The Boob Thief
[03:25] Kaede
    Are you okay, Chifusa-sama?
SIGN    The Boob Thief
[03:28] Chifusa
    I'm okay... No, I'm not.
[03:30] Chifusa
    I can't raise my arm.
[03:33] Kaede
    Your time at the temple was really rough.
[03:36] Kaede
    You went up and down the mountain
    over and over, carrying heavy stones.
[03:40] Chifusa
    That's not why!
[03:41] Chifusa
    It's these boobs!
[03:42] Chifusa
    Whatever the hell I did there
    sure wasn't spiritual!
[03:46] Chifusa
    What was the point of all that?
[03:49] Chifusa
    And I had no idea my shoulders
    would get so stiff with big boobs...
[03:53] Chifusa
    Girls without breasts
    wouldn't understand my pain.
[03:57] Chifusa
    S-Sorry, I didn't mean it—
[04:00] Chifusa
    K-Kaede-san?
[04:04] Kaede
    Are these still filled with evil?
[04:07] Chifusa
    If you pull them that hard,
    you'll rip them off!
[04:09] Kaede
    Then I'll take them!
[04:11] Chifusa
    That's not how it works!
[04:14] Momoha
    How loud.
[04:19] Momoha
    Everything's ready.
[04:21] Momoha
    You're a traveler, right, Miss Samurai?
[04:24] Momoha
    What brings you here?
[04:26] Kaede
    Boobs... So jealous... Boobs... So jealous...
[04:26] Chifusa
    I heard there was a good
    masseuse here at this inn.
[04:29] Woman
    Excuse me.
[04:38] Momoha
    Now these are milkers worth massaging!
[04:42] Momoha
    I'm kidding.
[04:49] Momoha
    They're huge. I'm in awe.
[04:52] Chifusa
    I didn't want them to get this big, actually.
[04:55] Chifusa
    Wow, that's great.
[04:57] Momoha
    Don't be ridiculous.
[04:59] Momoha
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth!
[05:01] Momoha
    I'm sure everyone's jealous, right?
[05:03] Chifusa
    They're just too big.
[05:05] Chifusa
    I'd feel better if they were
    about half this size...
[05:09] Momoha
    You can't say that. They're a gift from heaven.
[05:14] Chifusa
    From heaven, huh?
[05:16] Chifusa
    If only they were.
[05:24] Momoha
    If I release this knot,
    it improves lactation.
[05:27] Kaede
    What if I start lactating?
[05:30] Chifusa
    That's not how it works!
[05:32] Tome
    Here you are.
[05:33] Chifusa
    Thank you!
[05:35] Man
    Everyone! Everyone!
[05:38] Man
    He's back!
[05:39] Man
    The Boob Thief!
[05:43] Man
    He left another calling card
    about stealing boobs!
[05:46] Man
    Whose boobs is he after next?
[05:47] Chifusa
    The Boob Thief?
[05:49] Woman
    He steals the breasts of evil women
    and gives them to the poor!
[05:53] Woman
    A phantom thief that
    everyone's talking about lately!
[05:58] Woman
    There are girls who say that
    since the Boob Thief appeared,
[06:02] Woman
    their breasts have gotten bigger.
[06:04] Chifusa
    Really?
[06:06] Chifusa
    The Manyu?
[06:07] Chifusa
    No, wait... If he's sharing breasts,
    then... could it be...
[06:12] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[06:13] Chifusa
    Yes.
[06:14] Kaede
    Is the Boob Thief really a boy?
    Could it be a girl?
[06:18] Kaede
    Or could it be a guy with boobs?!
[06:19] Chifusa
    No, that's not the issue here.
[06:22] Kaede
    But if we catch the Boob Thief,
    I can get me some breasts, right?
[06:27] Chifusa
    Probably?
[06:28] Kaede
    Let's do it, Chifusa-sama!
[06:31] Chifusa
    Okay, let's go take a look!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Be Forewarned
    The lady of this house
    has grown arrogant due
    to her massive breasts,
    and cruel to the poor.
    Thus, I will steal her breasts
    and make her repent
    of her wicked ways.
    
    The Boob Thief
[06:39] Kaede
    "The lady of this house has grown arrogant
[06:42] Kaede
    due to her massive breasts,
    and cruel to the poor.
[06:46] Kaede
    Thus, I will steal her breasts and
    make her repent of her wicked ways.
[06:51] Kaede
    The Boob Thief."
[06:52] Chifusa
    So this is the calling card he leaves, right?
[06:56] Man
    Your boobs are gonna get bigger soon!
[06:58] Woman
    Aww, you're silly!
[07:00] Kaede
    Everyone seems happy.
[07:02] Man
    Of course! They might get
    bigger boobs out of this!
[07:06] Man
    And the lady of this house
    is famous for her bad reputation.
[07:13] Lady
    You're the one who wants me
    to hire you as a bodyguard?
[07:19] Lady
    Raise your head.
[07:22] Lady
    Is she capable?
[07:24] Man
    Yes. She defeated all the strongest
    warriors in our household.
[07:30] Lady
    Very well. Protect my breasts at all costs.
[07:34] Chifusa
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:35] Lady
    As for the other...
[07:39] Lady
    Hachibei!
[07:40] Lady
    Why did you let someone
    like this into our household?
[07:43] Man
    This is an emergency,
[07:45] Man
    and she's very strong!
[07:46] Lady
    Fool!
[07:48] Lady
    Get her out of here, now!
[07:51] Kaede
    Why?
[07:53] Lady
    My clan has a rule: no flat girls allowed.
[07:56] Lady
    Now, begone!
[07:58] Kaede
    You can't treat me like that just because
    you've got huge, noble boobs!
[08:00] Kaede
    You look like you're padding, anyway!
[08:02] Lady
    Shaddup, titless girl!
[08:04] Lady
    If we let you inside, it would
    bring bad luck to our household!
[08:08] Lady
    Go to the river and wash some clothes
    on that washboard chest of yours!
[08:12] Chifusa
    I'm sorry, Kaede, but just this once...
[08:15] Kaede
    Okay.
[08:17] Ouka
    You're the lady of this household?
[08:20] Ouka
    My name is Sayama Ouka.
[08:22] Ouka
    I'm a swordswoman.
[08:24] Ouka
    I'd like you to hire me as a bodyguard
    until this calms down.
[08:30] Ouka
    I promise I'll be of use to you.
[08:33] Chifusa
    She's strong.
[08:35] Chifusa
    Is she a Manyu assassin?
[08:36] Chifusa
    But...
[08:37] Lady
    Too bad.
[08:41] Lady
    We just hired a strong bodyguard.
[08:44] Lady
    And we don't hire flat girls.
[08:46] Lady
    Eww! Just standing near her
    feels like it'll make me poor.
[08:51] Lady
    Buddha save me!
[08:53] Kaede
    Grr!
[08:54] Man
    How awful!
[08:56] Woman
    I hope he steals her boobs!
[08:57] Lady
    Peasants these days don't know their place.
[09:01] Lady
    Now, come inside.
[09:03] Chifusa
    Of course.
[09:08] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[09:23] Ouka
    My lady?
[09:24] Lady
    Wh-What?
[09:26] Ouka
    Large breasts and skill with a blade
    are two different things.
[09:29] Ouka
    You don't want to lose your precious
    breasts over a silly superstition.
[09:35] Lady
    Th-That's right.
[09:37] Lady
    I'll hire you, too, just this once.
[09:46] Chifusa
    Even if she did catch me off guard...
[09:48] Chifusa
    I still couldn't react at all.
[10:02] Chifusa
    I-It's me.
[10:03] Chifusa
    It didn't feel right for me
    to be the only one allowed inside.
[10:06] Chifusa
    I heard from one of the servants
    that you weren't given much food.
[10:09] Ouka
    I don't mind.
[10:10] Ouka
    I'm used to it.
[10:11] Ouka
    Anyway, you know the plan, right?
[10:13] Chifusa
    Yes.
[10:14] Chifusa
    I'll sleep in the lady's bedchamber,
    taking her place.
[10:17] Ouka
    Yes.
[10:18] Ouka
    You're a decoy. What are you doing here?
[10:20] Ouka
    Get back in there.
[10:23] Chifusa
    Can I ask you something?
[10:25] Chifusa
    Where did you learn to fight?
[10:28] Chifusa
    I mean, I was just really impressed.
[10:31] Chifusa
    I thought I'd trained a lot,
    but it seems I've still got much to learn.
[10:37] Chifusa
    I'm sorry for asking
    something so silly. Goodnight.
[10:40] Ouka
    To live.
[10:42] Ouka
    I spent years training my blade, so that
    I could survive with these small breasts.
[10:46] Ouka
    That's all.
[10:48] Ouka
    Someone blessed like you wouldn't understand.
[10:52] Chifusa
    I'd like to think I would!
[10:54] Chifusa
    I've seen many commoners
    suffer due to their tiny tits!
[10:57] Ouka
    There's a difference between
    a commoner and a samurai.
[10:59] Chifusa
    There is not!
[11:00] Chifusa
    All boobless girls feel the same pain!
[11:03] Ouka
    They do not!
[11:10] Ouka
    A samurai daughter without breasts
    isn't even useful as a political tool.
[11:15] Ouka
    She's worth even less than a tool.
[11:17] Ouka
    And I lost the breasts I had...
[11:20] Chifusa
    You lost your breasts?
[11:23] Chifusa
    Was it the Manyu?
[11:30] Ouka
    Get back inside.
[11:35] Chifusa
    Was it my clan who did that to her?
[11:43] Chifusa
    The Boob Thief!
[11:48] Chifusa
    Whoever they are, they're small.
[11:50] Chifusa
    Are they a girl? How do they steal breasts?
[12:00] Chifusa
    This isn't a Manyu technique.
[12:01] Chifusa
    This is...
[12:04] Chifusa
    Who are you, Boob Thief?
[12:08] BoobThief
    Are you the youngest daughter of
    the Manyu Clan, Manyu Chifusa-sama?
[12:14] Men
    What's going on here?
[12:19] Chifusa
    Wait!
[12:22] Ouka
    I won't let you get away!
[12:31] Ouka
    Where is she?
[12:32] Men
    Over there!
[12:35] Lady
    What are you doing? After her!
[12:37] Ouka
    Let's follow her!
[12:38] Chifusa
    Right!
[12:42] Chifusa
    How did the Boob Thief know me?
[12:53] Ouka
    Where is she?
[12:54] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono, let's split up.
[12:59] Ouka
    Yeah.
[13:01] Ouka
    I'll take the right.
[13:02] Ouka
    Let me know immediately if you find her.
[13:04] Chifusa
    Got it.
[13:08] Chifusa
    She tried to steal my breasts
    with her bare hands...
[13:10] Chifusa
    How did she know me?
[13:13] Chifusa
    I have to meet the Boob Thief and talk to her!
SIGN    Breast Slicing
[13:30] BoobThief
    I knew it.
[13:32] BoobThief
    You are Manyu Chifusa-sama, yes?
[13:35] Chifusa
    The Boob Thief!
[13:40] Chifusa
    You're the masseuse!
[13:44] Momoha
    I am Munamori Momoha,
    a lowly member of the Munamori Clan.
[13:48] Momoha
    I ask for your forgiveness
    for my rudeness earlier.
[13:51] Momoha
    I am honored to meet the daughter
    of our late clan head, Chikumi-sama.
[13:58] Chifusa
    Munamori... I'm not that special!
[14:02] Chifusa
    Stop kneeling!
[14:03] Momoha
    No, you are the true heir
    to the Munamori Clan.
[14:08] Momoha
    I must ask you to help rebuild our clan.
[14:11] Chifusa
    Th-Then the technique you tried
    to use was a Munamori one?
[14:15] Chifusa
    In that case, there's something
    I want to ask you.
[14:18] Chifusa
    It's about Breast Flowing.
[14:20] Momoha
    Breast Flowing...
[14:22] Momoha
    A technique that allows mastery over breasts,
[14:24] Momoha
    like moving water from one cup to another.
[14:26] Chifusa
    Yes. When I sever someone's
    breasts, I absorb them.
[14:30] Chifusa
    That's why mine are this big!
[14:32] Chifusa
    If I can master that technique,
    I can stop needlessly stealing breasts,
[14:36] Chifusa
    and I can return the breasts I stole!
[14:40] Chifusa
    Tell me what you know about Breast Flowing.
[14:43] Momoha
    I...
[14:45] Ouka
    That sounds fascinating.
[14:47] Ouka
    I'd like to hear about it, too.
[14:50] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono.
SIGN    Breast Slicing
[14:56] Chifusa
    A Manyu katana?
[14:57] Chifusa
    The traitor and the Boob Thief...
[15:00] Chifusa
    Survivors of a dead clan.
[15:02] Chifusa
    No one who threatens the Manyu can survive!
[15:05] Momoha
    Please, flee! I'll hold her off!
[15:08] Chifusa
    Ouka-dono, are you a Manyu assassin?
[15:11] Chifusa
    Then was I wrong in thinking
    the Manyu stole your breasts?
[15:18] Ouka
    Draw your sword.
[15:22] Chifusa
    It felt like she was telling the truth.
[15:27] Chifusa
    But for now... I have to focus
    on surviving this fight.
[15:31] Chifusa
    Get back!
[15:32] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:33] Chifusa
    Go.
[15:35] Momoha
    Very well.
[15:39] Chifusa
    I couldn't react at all when
    she drew her wakizashi sword...
[15:42] Chifusa
    but now she's using a longer blade.
[15:44] Chifusa
    If I can get inside her range...
[15:46] Chifusa
    But it's so long.
[15:49] Chifusa
    I didn't know a Manyu katana
    could be this long!
[15:52] Chifusa
    I can barely take my eyes off the blade!
[15:55] Chifusa
    How do I get close?
[15:58] Chifusa
    How...
[16:03] Ouka
    You can't move, huh?
[16:05] Ouka
    Then I'll strike first!
[16:09] Chifusa
    She's fast!
[16:11] Ouka
    You moved your body at the
    very last second. Impressive.
[16:14] Chifusa
    She's clearly aiming for my breasts.
[16:17] Chifusa
    That means I can win!
[16:20] Chifusa
    She'll need a moment to recover
    after swinging that blade.
[16:24] Chifusa
    I can deflect and then strike!
[16:26] Ouka
    The Stance of Firm Breasts...
[16:28] Ouka
    She's going on the defensive?
[16:32] Chifusa
    There's my opening!
[16:37] Chifusa
    She dodged?
[16:42] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama!
[16:44] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama, your breasts!
[16:46] Chifusa
    Is this what it feels like to have
    your breasts severed? It burns...
[16:50] Chifusa
    I'm fine. She took some,
    but it wasn't a deep cut.
[16:55] Chifusa
    I can move more freely now
    that my breasts are smaller!
[16:58] Ouka
    I can feel your fear!
[17:01] Ouka
    What's wrong, Manyu Chifusa?
[17:04] Ouka
    Are you going to just stand there until I
    carve every last bit of your breasts away?
[17:07] Ouka
    After I sever your breasts,
    I'll take your life!
[17:09] Chifusa
    At this rate, she really will take my breasts!
[17:13] Chifusa
    But I can't do anything!
[17:18] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama!
[17:19] Momoha
    Forgive me for interfering in a fair duel!
[17:22] Momoha
    Let's go!
[17:24] Ouka
    Damn you!
[17:27] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[17:29] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[17:31] Momoha
    I'm fine! Hurry!
[17:40] Ouka
    Curse you...
[17:43] Ouka
    That cut was deep. She must be badly hurt.
[17:54] Ouka
    They used a boat, huh?
SIGN    Masseuse
[18:00] Chifusa
    Kaede! Tome-san!
[18:07] Kaede
    This is terrible!
[18:08] Chifusa
    She needs treatment for a katana wound!
[18:10] Kaede
    Okay!
[18:10] Kaede
    Tome-san, do you have any shochu?
[18:12] Tome
    I do!
[18:16] Momoha
    Chifusa-sama...
[18:17] Chifusa
    Don't talk. You're hurt.
[18:19] Momoha
    I'm not going to survive either way.
[18:22] Momoha
    But I need to tell you about Breast Flowing.
[18:26] Momoha
    I'm still an apprentice,
    so all I can do is take.
[18:32] Momoha
    I steal the Breast Ki directly with my hands.
[18:35] Chifusa
    Breast Ki? What's that?
[18:37] Momoha
    It took a lot of training...
    just to be able to steal.
[18:42] Momoha
    The reason you can do it...
[18:47] Momoha
    is because you bear Chikumi-sama's blood,
    and her potential...
[18:52] Chifusa
    Then how have the peasants'
    breasts been getting bigger
[18:55] Chifusa
    since the Boob Thief appeared?
[18:57] Momoha
    We have ways of making breasts bigger,
    though not as powerful as the Manyu's.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Easy Beauty Calisthenics
    1. Bring the fat on the
     sides to the breasts.
    2. Bring the fat from the
     stomach to the breasts.
[19:04] Momoha
    I did simple things to help the customers
    who came here get bigger breasts.
[19:10] Chifusa
    And they thought it was the Boob Thief?
[19:13] Momoha
    A weak woman like me
    could never master Breast Flowing...
[19:17] Momoha
    I'm sorry I can't help you.
[19:20] Chifusa
    No, it's fine.
[19:22] Chifusa
    I'm sorry I got you caught up in my fight.
[19:27] Momoha
    I'm proud I was able to
    protect you, Chifusa-sama.
[19:31] Momoha
    Please...
[19:33] Momoha
    Carry on the clan's bloodline.
[19:42] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[19:44] Momoha
    It seems this is the end for me.
[19:48] Tome
    Momoha-san!
[19:50] Momoha
    I'm sorry for lying to you for so long.
[19:55] Momoha
    You're going to lose your job, aren't you?
[19:58] Tome
    Momoha-san, that's not important...
[20:02] Momoha
    I loved it when you looked so happy
    talking about the... Boob Thief...
[20:14] Tome
    Momoha-san!
[20:15] Chifusa
    Momoha-dono!
[20:19] Kaede
    Momoha-san...
[20:33] Kaede
    Are you sure about this?
[20:35] Chifusa
    There's something else we can do.
[20:37] Chifusa
    The Manyu will handle this, I'm sure.
[20:40] Chifusa
    Tome-san knows little. They won't hurt her.
[20:44] Chifusa
    Staying here would just
    cause problems for her.
[20:48] Chifusa
    Let's go.
[20:59] Kyouka
    So in the end, she did get ahead of herself.
[21:02] Muneyuki
    You look happy.
[21:04] Muneyuki
    We've learned two things:
[21:07] Muneyuki
    there are survivors of
    Chifusa's mother's clan,
[21:09] Muneyuki
    and Breast Flowing is real.
[21:11] Muneyuki
    So we did gain something.
[21:17] Kyouka
    Indeed.
[21:25] Kyouka
    This is certainly getting interesting.
[23:10] Ouka
    Manyu Chifusa.
[23:12] Ouka
    She was far weaker than I thought.
[23:13] Ouka
    Next time, I'll defeat her!
[23:15] Ouka
    What? You want me to go back to Edo?!
[23:17] Ouka
    Who could be a stronger warrior
    than I, Sayama Ouka?
[23:21] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, isn't that...?
[23:24] Chifusa
    Mie Hatomune?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Chifusa is Captured
[23:26] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "Chifusa is Captured"!
[23:29] Chifusa
    She tits me, she tits me... not?
[23:33] Kaede
    Why are you blushing?