# E7 - The Boob Thief
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**[00:06] Aid**
Excuse me, ma'am.
**[00:12] Lady**
Oh? I think you've gotten a little bigger.
**[00:16] Aid**
No, not at all.
**[00:19] Aid**
My lady!
**[00:20] Lady**
Come on, why not have some fun?
**[00:28] Servant**
My lady!
**[00:29] Lady**
Catch him, please!
**[00:31] Lady**
My breasts... Get my breasts back...
**[00:37] Servant**
There he is!
**[00:39] Servant**
After him! After him!
***SIGN*** Mysterious Thief Returns
**[00:42] Man**
He's back!
**[00:43] Man**
He's back again!
**[00:44] Man**
This time, he stole from a greedy lady
who raised the price of rice!
**[00:49] Man**
There's nothing left of her
formerly melon-sized breasts!
**[00:53] Man**
Too bad, so sad!
**[01:06] Narrator**
Breasts are the most powerful
force in the universe!
***SIGN*** Breasts Are the Most
Powerful Force in
the Universe
***SIGN*** Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
and Absolute Power
**[01:10] Narrator**
Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
and absolute power!
**[01:14] Narrator**
And flat girls aren't even human!
***SIGN*** Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
**[01:17] Narrator**
Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
**[01:20] Narrator**
A powerful clan within the shogunate
supported the nation's government,
**[01:24] Narrator**
commanding legions of assassins and
raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
**[01:29] Narrator**
They were...
***SIGN*** The Manyu Clan
***SIGN*** The Manyu Clan
**[01:32] Narrator**
The Manyu Clan.
**[01:34] Narrator**
Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
the body, severing only the breasts.
**[01:38] Narrator**
The clan's secret scroll is said to
contain techniques for growing
**[01:43] Narrator**
massive, beautiful breasts
gathered from all around the world.
***SIGN*** Manyu Scroll
**[03:23] Chifusa**
Oww!
***SIGN*** The Boob Thief
**[03:25] Kaede**
Are you okay, Chifusa-sama?
***SIGN*** The Boob Thief
**[03:28] Chifusa**
*I'm okay... No, I'm not.*
**[03:30] Chifusa**
I can't raise my arm.
**[03:33] Kaede**
Your time at the temple was really rough.
**[03:36] Kaede**
You went up and down the mountain
over and over, carrying heavy stones.
**[03:40] Chifusa**
That's not why!
**[03:41] Chifusa**
It's these boobs!
**[03:42] Chifusa**
Whatever the hell I did there
sure wasn't spiritual!
**[03:46] Chifusa**
What was the point of all that?
**[03:49] Chifusa**
And I had no idea my shoulders
would get so stiff with big boobs...
**[03:53] Chifusa**
Girls without breasts
wouldn't understand my pain.
**[03:57] Chifusa**
S-Sorry, I didn't mean it—
**[04:00] Chifusa**
K-Kaede-san?
**[04:04] Kaede**
Are these still filled with evil?
**[04:07] Chifusa**
If you pull them that hard,
you'll rip them off!
**[04:09] Kaede**
Then I'll take them!
**[04:11] Chifusa**
That's not how it works!
**[04:14] Momoha**
How loud.
**[04:19] Momoha**
Everything's ready.
**[04:21] Momoha**
You're a traveler, right, Miss Samurai?
**[04:24] Momoha**
What brings you here?
**[04:26] Kaede**
Boobs... So jealous... Boobs... So jealous...
**[04:26] Chifusa**
I heard there was a good
masseuse here at this inn.
**[04:29] Woman**
Excuse me.
**[04:38] Momoha**
Now these are milkers worth massaging!
**[04:42] Momoha**
I'm kidding.
**[04:49] Momoha**
They're huge. I'm in awe.
**[04:52] Chifusa**
I didn't want them to get this big, actually.
**[04:55] Chifusa**
Wow, that's great.
**[04:57] Momoha**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[04:59] Momoha**
Titanic tits are a sign of wealth!
**[05:01] Momoha**
I'm sure everyone's jealous, right?
**[05:03] Chifusa**
They're just too big.
**[05:05] Chifusa**
I'd feel better if they were
about half this size...
**[05:09] Momoha**
You can't say that. They're a gift from heaven.
**[05:14] Chifusa**
From heaven, huh?
**[05:16] Chifusa**
If only they were.
**[05:24] Momoha**
If I release this knot,
it improves lactation.
**[05:27] Kaede**
What if I start lactating?
**[05:30] Chifusa**
That's not how it works!
**[05:32] Tome**
Here you are.
**[05:33] Chifusa**
Thank you!
**[05:35] Man**
Everyone! Everyone!
**[05:38] Man**
He's back!
**[05:39] Man**
The Boob Thief!
**[05:43] Man**
He left another calling card
about stealing boobs!
**[05:46] Man**
Whose boobs is he after next?
**[05:47] Chifusa**
The Boob Thief?
**[05:49] Woman**
He steals the breasts of evil women
and gives them to the poor!
**[05:53] Woman**
A phantom thief that
everyone's talking about lately!
**[05:58] Woman**
There are girls who say that
since the Boob Thief appeared,
**[06:02] Woman**
their breasts have gotten bigger.
**[06:04] Chifusa**
Really?
**[06:06] Chifusa**
*The Manyu?*
**[06:07] Chifusa**
* No, wait... If he's sharing breasts,*
* then... could it be...*
**[06:12] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama!
**[06:13] Chifusa**
Yes.
**[06:14] Kaede**
Is the Boob Thief really a boy?
Could it be a girl?
**[06:18] Kaede**
Or could it be a guy with boobs?!
**[06:19] Chifusa**
No, that's not the issue here.
**[06:22] Kaede**
But if we catch the Boob Thief,
I can get me some breasts, right?
**[06:27] Chifusa**
Probably?
**[06:28] Kaede**
Let's do it, Chifusa-sama!
**[06:31] Chifusa**
Okay, let's go take a look!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Be Forewarned
The lady of this house
has grown arrogant due
to her massive breasts,
and cruel to the poor.
Thus, I will steal her breasts
and make her repent
of her wicked ways.
The Boob Thief
**[06:39] Kaede**
"The lady of this house has grown arrogant
**[06:42] Kaede**
due to her massive breasts,
and cruel to the poor.
**[06:46] Kaede**
Thus, I will steal her breasts and
make her repent of her wicked ways.
**[06:51] Kaede**
The Boob Thief."
**[06:52] Chifusa**
So this is the calling card he leaves, right?
**[06:56] Man**
Your boobs are gonna get bigger soon!
**[06:58] Woman**
Aww, you're silly!
**[07:00] Kaede**
Everyone seems happy.
**[07:02] Man**
Of course! They might get
bigger boobs out of this!
**[07:06] Man**
And the lady of this house
is famous for her bad reputation.
**[07:13] Lady**
You're the one who wants me
to hire you as a bodyguard?
**[07:19] Lady**
Raise your head.
**[07:22] Lady**
Is she capable?
**[07:24] Man**
Yes. She defeated all the strongest
warriors in our household.
**[07:30] Lady**
Very well. Protect my breasts at all costs.
**[07:34] Chifusa**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:35] Lady**
As for the other...
**[07:39] Lady**
Hachibei!
**[07:40] Lady**
Why did you let someone
like this into our household?
**[07:43] Man**
This is an emergency,
**[07:45] Man**
and she's very strong!
**[07:46] Lady**
Fool!
**[07:48] Lady**
Get her out of here, now!
**[07:51] Kaede**
Why?
**[07:53] Lady**
My clan has a rule: no flat girls allowed.
**[07:56] Lady**
Now, begone!
**[07:58] Kaede**
You can't treat me like that just because
you've got huge, noble boobs!
**[08:00] Kaede**
You look like you're padding, anyway!
**[08:02] Lady**
Shaddup, titless girl!
**[08:04] Lady**
If we let you inside, it would
bring bad luck to our household!
**[08:08] Lady**
Go to the river and wash some clothes
on that washboard chest of yours!
**[08:12] Chifusa**
I'm sorry, Kaede, but just this once...
**[08:15] Kaede**
Okay.
**[08:17] Ouka**
You're the lady of this household?
**[08:20] Ouka**
My name is Sayama Ouka.
**[08:22] Ouka**
I'm a swordswoman.
**[08:24] Ouka**
I'd like you to hire me as a bodyguard
until this calms down.
**[08:30] Ouka**
I promise I'll be of use to you.
**[08:33] Chifusa**
*She's strong.*
**[08:35] Chifusa**
*Is she a Manyu assassin?*
**[08:36] Chifusa**
*But...*
**[08:37] Lady**
Too bad.
**[08:41] Lady**
We just hired a strong bodyguard.
**[08:44] Lady**
And we don't hire flat girls.
**[08:46] Lady**
Eww! Just standing near her
feels like it'll make me poor.
**[08:51] Lady**
Buddha save me!
**[08:53] Kaede**
Grr!
**[08:54] Man**
How awful!
**[08:56] Woman**
I hope he steals her boobs!
**[08:57] Lady**
Peasants these days don't know their place.
**[09:01] Lady**
Now, come inside.
**[09:03] Chifusa**
Of course.
**[09:08] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama!
**[09:23] Ouka**
My lady?
**[09:24] Lady**
Wh-What?
**[09:26] Ouka**
Large breasts and skill with a blade
are two different things.
**[09:29] Ouka**
You don't want to lose your precious
breasts over a silly superstition.
**[09:35] Lady**
Th-That's right.
**[09:37] Lady**
I'll hire you, too, just this once.
**[09:46] Chifusa**
*Even if she did catch me off guard...*
**[09:48] Chifusa**
*I still couldn't react at all.*
**[10:02] Chifusa**
I-It's me.
**[10:03] Chifusa**
It didn't feel right for me
to be the only one allowed inside.
**[10:06] Chifusa**
I heard from one of the servants
that you weren't given much food.
**[10:09] Ouka**
I don't mind.
**[10:10] Ouka**
I'm used to it.
**[10:11] Ouka**
Anyway, you know the plan, right?
**[10:13] Chifusa**
Yes.
**[10:14] Chifusa**
I'll sleep in the lady's bedchamber,
taking her place.
**[10:17] Ouka**
Yes.
**[10:18] Ouka**
You're a decoy. What are you doing here?
**[10:20] Ouka**
Get back in there.
**[10:23] Chifusa**
Can I ask you something?
**[10:25] Chifusa**
Where did you learn to fight?
**[10:28] Chifusa**
I mean, I was just really impressed.
**[10:31] Chifusa**
I thought I'd trained a lot,
but it seems I've still got much to learn.
**[10:37] Chifusa**
I'm sorry for asking
something so silly. Goodnight.
**[10:40] Ouka**
To live.
**[10:42] Ouka**
I spent years training my blade, so that
I could survive with these small breasts.
**[10:46] Ouka**
That's all.
**[10:48] Ouka**
Someone blessed like you wouldn't understand.
**[10:52] Chifusa**
I'd like to think I would!
**[10:54] Chifusa**
I've seen many commoners
suffer due to their tiny tits!
**[10:57] Ouka**
There's a difference between
a commoner and a samurai.
**[10:59] Chifusa**
There is not!
**[11:00] Chifusa**
All boobless girls feel the same pain!
**[11:03] Ouka**
They do not!
**[11:10] Ouka**
A samurai daughter without breasts
isn't even useful as a political tool.
**[11:15] Ouka**
She's worth even less than a tool.
**[11:17] Ouka**
And I lost the breasts I had...
**[11:20] Chifusa**
You lost your breasts?
**[11:23] Chifusa**
Was it the Manyu?
**[11:30] Ouka**
Get back inside.
**[11:35] Chifusa**
*Was it my clan who did that to her?*
**[11:43] Chifusa**
*The Boob Thief!*
**[11:48] Chifusa**
*Whoever they are, they're small.*
**[11:50] Chifusa**
*Are they a girl? How do they steal breasts?*
**[12:00] Chifusa**
*This isn't a Manyu technique.*
**[12:01] Chifusa**
*This is...*
**[12:04] Chifusa**
Who are you, Boob Thief?
**[12:08] BoobThief**
Are you the youngest daughter of
the Manyu Clan, Manyu Chifusa-sama?
**[12:14] Men**
What's going on here?
**[12:19] Chifusa**
Wait!
**[12:22] Ouka**
I won't let you get away!
**[12:31] Ouka**
Where is she?
**[12:32] Men**
Over there!
**[12:35] Lady**
What are you doing? After her!
**[12:37] Ouka**
Let's follow her!
**[12:38] Chifusa**
Right!
**[12:42] Chifusa**
*How did the Boob Thief know me?*
**[12:53] Ouka**
Where is she?
**[12:54] Chifusa**
Ouka-dono, let's split up.
**[12:59] Ouka**
Yeah.
**[13:01] Ouka**
I'll take the right.
**[13:02] Ouka**
Let me know immediately if you find her.
**[13:04] Chifusa**
Got it.
**[13:08] Chifusa**
* She tried to steal my breasts*
* with her bare hands...*
**[13:10] Chifusa**
*How did she know me?*
**[13:13] Chifusa**
*I have to meet the Boob Thief and talk to her!*
***SIGN*** Breast Slicing
**[13:30] BoobThief**
I knew it.
**[13:32] BoobThief**
You are Manyu Chifusa-sama, yes?
**[13:35] Chifusa**
The Boob Thief!
**[13:40] Chifusa**
You're the masseuse!
**[13:44] Momoha**
I am Munamori Momoha,
a lowly member of the Munamori Clan.
**[13:48] Momoha**
I ask for your forgiveness
for my rudeness earlier.
**[13:51] Momoha**
I am honored to meet the daughter
of our late clan head, Chikumi-sama.
**[13:58] Chifusa**
Munamori... I'm not that special!
**[14:02] Chifusa**
Stop kneeling!
**[14:03] Momoha**
No, you are the true heir
to the Munamori Clan.
**[14:08] Momoha**
I must ask you to help rebuild our clan.
**[14:11] Chifusa**
Th-Then the technique you tried
to use was a Munamori one?
**[14:15] Chifusa**
In that case, there's something
I want to ask you.
**[14:18] Chifusa**
It's about Breast Flowing.
**[14:20] Momoha**
Breast Flowing...
**[14:22] Momoha**
A technique that allows mastery over breasts,
**[14:24] Momoha**
like moving water from one cup to another.
**[14:26] Chifusa**
Yes. When I sever someone's
breasts, I absorb them.
**[14:30] Chifusa**
That's why mine are this big!
**[14:32] Chifusa**
If I can master that technique,
I can stop needlessly stealing breasts,
**[14:36] Chifusa**
and I can return the breasts I stole!
**[14:40] Chifusa**
Tell me what you know about Breast Flowing.
**[14:43] Momoha**
I...
**[14:45] Ouka**
That sounds fascinating.
**[14:47] Ouka**
I'd like to hear about it, too.
**[14:50] Chifusa**
Ouka-dono.
***SIGN*** Breast Slicing
**[14:56] Chifusa**
A Manyu katana?
**[14:57] Chifusa**
The traitor and the Boob Thief...
**[15:00] Chifusa**
Survivors of a dead clan.
**[15:02] Chifusa**
No one who threatens the Manyu can survive!
**[15:05] Momoha**
Please, flee! I'll hold her off!
**[15:08] Chifusa**
Ouka-dono, are you a Manyu assassin?
**[15:11] Chifusa**
Then was I wrong in thinking
the Manyu stole your breasts?
**[15:18] Ouka**
Draw your sword.
**[15:22] Chifusa**
*It felt like she was telling the truth.*
**[15:27] Chifusa**
* But for now... I have to focus*
* on surviving this fight.*
**[15:31] Chifusa**
Get back!
**[15:32] Momoha**
Chifusa-sama!
**[15:33] Chifusa**
Go.
**[15:35] Momoha**
Very well.
**[15:39] Chifusa**
* I couldn't react at all when*
* she drew her wakizashi sword...*
**[15:42] Chifusa**
*but now she's using a longer blade.*
**[15:44] Chifusa**
*If I can get inside her range...*
**[15:46] Chifusa**
*But it's so long.*
**[15:49] Chifusa**
* I didn't know a Manyu katana*
* could be this long!*
**[15:52] Chifusa**
*I can barely take my eyes off the blade!*
**[15:55] Chifusa**
*How do I get close?*
**[15:58] Chifusa**
*How...*
**[16:03] Ouka**
You can't move, huh?
**[16:05] Ouka**
Then I'll strike first!
**[16:09] Chifusa**
*She's fast!*
**[16:11] Ouka**
You moved your body at the
very last second. Impressive.
**[16:14] Chifusa**
*She's clearly aiming for my breasts.*
**[16:17] Chifusa**
*That means I can win!*
**[16:20] Chifusa**
* She'll need a moment to recover*
* after swinging that blade.*
**[16:24] Chifusa**
*I can deflect and then strike!*
**[16:26] Ouka**
*The Stance of Firm Breasts...*
**[16:28] Ouka**
*She's going on the defensive?*
**[16:32] Chifusa**
*There's my opening!*
**[16:37] Chifusa**
*She dodged?*
**[16:42] Momoha**
Chifusa-sama!
**[16:44] Momoha**
Chifusa-sama, your breasts!
**[16:46] Chifusa**
* Is this what it feels like to have*
* your breasts severed? It burns...*
**[16:50] Chifusa**
I'm fine. She took some,
but it wasn't a deep cut.
**[16:55] Chifusa**
I can move more freely now
that my breasts are smaller!
**[16:58] Ouka**
I can feel your fear!
**[17:01] Ouka**
What's wrong, Manyu Chifusa?
**[17:04] Ouka**
Are you going to just stand there until I
carve every last bit of your breasts away?
**[17:07] Ouka**
After I sever your breasts,
I'll take your life!
**[17:09] Chifusa**
*At this rate, she really will take my breasts!*
**[17:13] Chifusa**
*But I can't do anything!*
**[17:18] Momoha**
Chifusa-sama!
**[17:19] Momoha**
Forgive me for interfering in a fair duel!
**[17:22] Momoha**
Let's go!
**[17:24] Ouka**
Damn you!
**[17:27] Chifusa**
Momoha-dono!
**[17:29] Chifusa**
Momoha-dono!
**[17:31] Momoha**
I'm fine! Hurry!
**[17:40] Ouka**
Curse you...
**[17:43] Ouka**
That cut was deep. She must be badly hurt.
**[17:54] Ouka**
They used a boat, huh?
***SIGN*** Masseuse
**[18:00] Chifusa**
Kaede! Tome-san!
**[18:07] Kaede**
This is terrible!
**[18:08] Chifusa**
She needs treatment for a katana wound!
**[18:10] Kaede**
Okay!
**[18:10] Kaede**
Tome-san, do you have any shochu?
**[18:12] Tome**
I do!
**[18:16] Momoha**
Chifusa-sama...
**[18:17] Chifusa**
Don't talk. You're hurt.
**[18:19] Momoha**
I'm not going to survive either way.
**[18:22] Momoha**
But I need to tell you about Breast Flowing.
**[18:26] Momoha**
I'm still an apprentice,
so all I can do is take.
**[18:32] Momoha**
I steal the Breast Ki directly with my hands.
**[18:35] Chifusa**
Breast Ki? What's that?
**[18:37] Momoha**
It took a lot of training...
just to be able to steal.
**[18:42] Momoha**
The reason you can do it...
**[18:47] Momoha**
is because you bear Chikumi-sama's blood,
and her potential...
**[18:52] Chifusa**
Then how have the peasants'
breasts been getting bigger
**[18:55] Chifusa**
since the Boob Thief appeared?
**[18:57] Momoha**
We have ways of making breasts bigger,
though not as powerful as the Manyu's.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Easy Beauty Calisthenics
1. Bring the fat on the
sides to the breasts.
2. Bring the fat from the
stomach to the breasts.
**[19:04] Momoha**
I did simple things to help the customers
who came here get bigger breasts.
**[19:10] Chifusa**
And they thought it was the Boob Thief?
**[19:13] Momoha**
A weak woman like me
could never master Breast Flowing...
**[19:17] Momoha**
I'm sorry I can't help you.
**[19:20] Chifusa**
No, it's fine.
**[19:22] Chifusa**
I'm sorry I got you caught up in my fight.
**[19:27] Momoha**
I'm proud I was able to
protect you, Chifusa-sama.
**[19:31] Momoha**
Please...
**[19:33] Momoha**
Carry on the clan's bloodline.
**[19:42] Chifusa**
Momoha-dono!
**[19:44] Momoha**
It seems this is the end for me.
**[19:48] Tome**
Momoha-san!
**[19:50] Momoha**
I'm sorry for lying to you for so long.
**[19:55] Momoha**
You're going to lose your job, aren't you?
**[19:58] Tome**
Momoha-san, that's not important...
**[20:02] Momoha**
I loved it when you looked so happy
talking about the... Boob Thief...
**[20:14] Tome**
Momoha-san!
**[20:15] Chifusa**
Momoha-dono!
**[20:19] Kaede**
Momoha-san...
**[20:33] Kaede**
Are you sure about this?
**[20:35] Chifusa**
There's something else we can do.
**[20:37] Chifusa**
The Manyu will handle this, I'm sure.
**[20:40] Chifusa**
Tome-san knows little. They won't hurt her.
**[20:44] Chifusa**
Staying here would just
cause problems for her.
**[20:48] Chifusa**
Let's go.
**[20:59] Kyouka**
So in the end, she did get ahead of herself.
**[21:02] Muneyuki**
You look happy.
**[21:04] Muneyuki**
We've learned two things:
**[21:07] Muneyuki**
there are survivors of
Chifusa's mother's clan,
**[21:09] Muneyuki**
and Breast Flowing is real.
**[21:11] Muneyuki**
So we did gain something.
**[21:17] Kyouka**
Indeed.
**[21:25] Kyouka**
This is certainly getting interesting.
**[23:10] Ouka**
Manyu Chifusa.
**[23:12] Ouka**
She was far weaker than I thought.
**[23:13] Ouka**
Next time, I'll defeat her!
**[23:15] Ouka**
What? You want me to go back to Edo?!
**[23:17] Ouka**
Who could be a stronger warrior
than I, Sayama Ouka?
**[23:21] Kaede**
Chifusa-sama, isn't that...?
**[23:24] Chifusa**
Mie Hatomune?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Chifusa is Captured
**[23:26] Chifusa**
Next time on *Manyu Scroll*:
"Chifusa is Captured"!
**[23:29] Chifusa**
She tits me, she tits me... not?
**[23:33] Kaede**
Why are you blushing?