E4 - The Lady Diver and Her Breasts

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[00:07] Soldier
    My lord, I have an urgent message!
[00:09] Soldier
    The soldiers say they're too
    exhausted to take another step!
[00:15] Soldier
    We should rest for the night
    and begin again refreshed on the morn—
[00:19] Mie
    Fool!
[00:22] Mie
    Do you think that I, Mie Hatomune,
    would allow myself to rest
[00:25] Mie
    after hearing there's a diver girl
    with huge jugs in Matsue Village?
[00:31] Soldier
    My lord!
[00:34] Mie
    Neither snow nor rain
    shall stay me in my quest.
[00:36] Mie
    If there are tits in the east,
    I shall go to enjoy their pertness.
[00:40] Mie
    If there are big, flappy tits to the west,
    I shall worship their size.
[00:43] Mie
    If a girl to the north has tits
    that are different sizes,
[00:46] Mie
    I'll tell her they make her special.
[00:48] Mie
    If a lady to the south has a nice pair,
    I shall lick every inch of them.
[00:52] Mie
    That's the man I aspire to—
[00:58] Soldier
    My lord?
[01:00] Soldier
    My lord! My lord!
[01:02] Soldier
    My lord!
[01:05] Soldier
    My lord!
[01:10] Soldier
    My lord...
[01:11] Soldier
    My lord!
[01:17] Narrator
    Breasts are the most powerful
    force in the universe!
SIGN    Breasts Are the Most
    Powerful Force in
    the Universe
SIGN    Titanic Tits Are a Sign of Wealth
    and Absolute Power
[01:21] Narrator
    Titanic tits are a sign of wealth
    and absolute power!
[01:25] Narrator
    And flat girls aren't even human!
SIGN    Flat Girls Aren't Even Human
[01:28] Narrator
    Our story is set in the days of the Shogun.
[01:31] Narrator
    A powerful clan within the shogunate
    supported the nation's government,
[01:35] Narrator
    commanding legions of assassins and
    raising up the most bounteous of bosoms.
[01:40] Narrator
    They were...
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
SIGN    The Manyu Clan
[01:43] Narrator
    The Manyu Clan.
[01:45] Narrator
    Manyu-Style Swordsmanship passes through
    the body, severing only the breasts.
[01:49] Narrator
    The clan's secret scroll is said to
    contain techniques for growing
[01:53] Narrator
    massive, beautiful breasts
    gathered from all around the world.
SIGN    Manyu Scroll
SIGN    The Lady Diver and Her Breasts
SIGN    The Lady Diver and Her Breasts
SIGN    Beachside Restaurant Isoya
[03:38] Kaede
    Oysters, abalone, grilled turban shell...
[03:41] Kaede
    Look at all this yummy seafood, Chifusa-sama!
[03:44] Chifusa
    It all looks incredible.
[03:47] Chifusa
    I don't even know where to start.
[03:49] Kaede
    Well, then I'll start eating
    while you think about it.
[03:52] Kaede
    First, I'll pour on some sudachi citrus,
[03:56] Kaede
    and then I'll swallow it in one gulp.
[04:03] Kaede
    It's so good!
[04:05] Chifusa
    Okay, I'll eat some, too.
[04:10] Chifusa
    You're right! It is good!
[04:13] Chifusa
    Now I understand why you wanted
    to go to the sea so badly.
[04:18] Kaede
    Right?
[04:19] Kaede
    You can't get stuff this fresh
    in Manyu Village.
[04:24] Kaede
    Sorry, can I get some more stewed fish?
[04:28] Oiso
    You guys sure are enjoying yourselves.
[04:31] Oiso
    You sure you got the money for all this?
[04:34] Chifusa
    You didn't drop our wallet again,
    right, Kaede?
[04:38] Kaede
    Aww, you worry too much, Chifusa-sama.
[04:41] Kaede
    It's right here.
[04:44] Kaede
    And we've got all this money...
[04:51] Both
    Welcome!
[04:54] Oiso
    We're not that kind of establishment.
[04:57] Oiso
    If you don't have the money,
    you'll have to pay with your bodies.
[05:00] Oiso
    Mizuki. Show them the ropes.
[05:04] Mizuki
    Sure.
[05:05] Mizuki
    Follow me.
[05:07] Chifusa
    Pay with our bodies...
[05:08] Kaede
    "Show us the ropes"?
[05:37] Kaede
    Oiso-san!
[05:39] Kaede
    I got some!
[05:41] Oiso
    Ooh!
[05:43] Oiso
    This is great stuff.
[05:46] Mizuki
    You've got a knack for this, Kaede-chan.
[05:49] Oiso
    You should join the village!
    You'll make a great diver!
[05:53] Oiso
    If only she was like you...
[05:56] Oiso
    Chifusa-san, how's it going?
[05:59] Chifusa
    I'm sorry! My boobs are so buoyant
    that it's hard to dive!
[06:04] Kaede
    You suck!
[06:05] Kaede
    Get back down there!
[06:08] Chifusa
    Listen, this is really hard!
[06:11] Mizuki
    But, well...
[06:15] Mizuki
    With that rack, I can't blame you.
[06:19] Mizuki
    Oiso used to be such a good diver that they
    called her the Mermaid of Matsue Village.
[06:25] Chifusa
    Mermaid...
[06:26] Mizuki
    But then her tits started to grow.
[06:30] Mizuki
    Now they're as big as puffer fish!
[06:33] Oiso
    Mizuki, quiet!
[06:36] Mizuki
    She got stubborn and tied a weight
    to herself while she dived.
[06:40] Mizuki
    But then she couldn't come back up!
[06:42] Oiso
    I said, stop!
[06:43] Oiso
    One more word, and you'll regret it!
[06:45] Mizuki
    How scary!
[06:46] Mizuki
    So scary I'm off to take a piss.
[06:48] Oiso
    Sheesh, the mouth on that girl...
[06:52] Chifusa
    Even in a world where breasts are everything,
    they can still cause problems, huh?
[06:57] Oiso
    Ever since my breasts got bigger,
    it's been hard for me when I dive.
[07:03] Oiso
    I can't swim like I could before.
[07:06] Oiso
    I guess most people say
    breasts are a symbol of wealth.
[07:09] Oiso
    But I like being a diver.
[07:12] Oiso
    These big boobs just get in the way.
[07:16] Kaede
    If they bother you that much,
    have Chifusa-sama slice 'em away!
[07:20] Kaede
    They'll just disappear in a puff of smoke!
[07:23] Chifusa
    Kaede, what do you think you're doing?
[07:25] Oiso
    Chifusa-san, is that true?
[07:29] Chifusa
    Aww, come on. Obviously that's impossible.
[07:33] Oiso
    Of course...
[07:34] Oiso
    That said, if I could be rid of them, I would.
[07:39] Chifusa
    But your giant milkers are a gift from heaven!
[07:43] Kaede
    That's right!
[07:44] Kaede
    Think about people who don't have any breasts
    before you say you don't need them!
[07:49] Mizuki
    She's damn right.
[07:56] Oiso
    Mizuki!
[07:59] Oiso
    Mizuki!
[08:00] Oiso
    What's wrong?
[08:06] Chifusa
    A-An octopus?
[08:08] Kaede
    It's huge!
[08:13] Mizuki
    Let me go, damn it!
[08:15] Mizuki
    No!
[08:19] Chifusa
    Well, that's... something some people enjoy!
[08:23] Kaede
    I can't bear to watch!
[08:27] Chifusa
    We can't just watch!
[08:29] Chifusa
    We have to help her!
[08:35] Chifusa
    So it escaped?
[08:37] Oiso
    Mizuki!
[08:39] Oiso
    Mizuki, hang in there!
[08:41] Oiso
    Mizuki! Mizuki!
[08:47] Man
    So that damn octopus came back this year.
[08:51] Chifusa
    "Came back"?
[08:53] Oiso
    It comes near the shore once every few years,
[08:56] Oiso
    and it attacks diving girls or
    children playing on the rocks.
[09:01] Kaede
    Scary!
[09:02] Man
    Indeed.
[09:04] Man
    Not too long ago at all...
[09:06] (Flashback) Girl
    Help!
[09:08] (Flashback) Mito
    Aww, let me have my fun!
[09:12] (Flashback) Mito
    Get her a little closer.
[09:14] Girl
    Stop! Please, no!
[09:15] (Flashback) Mito
    These are fantastic...
[09:19] (Flashback) Villagers
    You old perv!
[09:20] (Flashback) Mito
    Uh-oh!
[09:22] (Flashback) Villagers
    What the hell are you doing?
[09:24] (Flashback) Villagers
    Don't you dare touch Ofune-chan!
[09:25] (Flashback) Man
    Who do you think you are?
[09:27] (Flashback) Man
    You think you can get away
    with that in our village?
[09:31] (Flashback) Man
    You touch the tits of one of our village
    girls, and you'll sleep with the fishes!
[09:36] (Flashback) Woman
    Step away, step away!
[09:41] (Flashback) Woman
    Don't you recognize this seal?
[09:44] (Flashback) Woman
    Do you know who this man is?
[09:48] Woman
    None other than Lord Mito Chichikuri,
    the last Vice-Shogun!
SIGN    Mito Chichikuri
[09:53] Woman
    Kneel!
[10:01] (Flashback) Woman
    My lord!
[10:10] (Flashback) Woman
    My lord!
[10:15] Chifusa
    Lord Mito Chichikuri...
[10:18] Kaede
    Well, I'm glad the girl was safe.
[10:21] Villagers
    That octopus might be a servant of the sea god.
[10:25] Villagers
    That's why we've let it do
    what it wants for so many years.
[10:28] Villagers
    But this is going too far!
[10:31] Villagers
    And we're in the middle of diving season!
[10:34] Villagers
    We need to deal with it
    before someone gets killed!
[10:37] Villagers
    Yeah, we don't have a choice!
[10:41] Villagers
    Mayor!
[10:42] Villagers
    Mayor! Mayor!
[10:44] Man
    You don't know how scary that octopus is!
[10:52] Chifusa
    Mayor, is that old wound...
[10:58] Man
    It happened when I was still young.
[11:02] (Flashback) Man
    I'm going to be the best hunter in the village!
[11:12] (Flashback) Man
    Milk jugs!
[11:15] Man
    Milk jugs!
[11:16] (Flashback) Diver
    Oh, no! It's Takokichi the Tit-Sucker!
[11:19] (Flashback) Man
    Milk jugs! Milk jugs!
[11:22] (Flashback) Diver
    No!
[11:23] (Flashback) Man
    Milk jugs!
[11:30] Man
    And that's how it happened.
[11:32] Chifusa
    How what happened?
[11:34] Chifusa
    You're no better than Lord Chichikuri!
[11:36] Chifusa
    And what did that have to do with the octopus?
[11:39] Oiso
    She did call him "Takokichi the Tit-Sucker."
    That kind of counts.
[11:44] Kaede
    That's one hell of a nickname.
[11:47] Man
    I understand how important
    this is to all of you.
[11:51] Man
    Tomorrow, we hunt the giant octopus!
[11:54] Man
    We can't let it humiliate any more young girls!
[11:59] Man
    Let's do it, everyone!
[12:01] All
    Yeah!
[12:05] Man
    And now that that's decided, let's get to it...
[12:11] Kaede/Chifusa
    Get to it?
[12:13] Man
    Party! Party! Let's have some fun!
[12:16] All
    Yahoo!
[12:19] Chifusa
    Where did that come from?
[12:28] Chifusa
    Sheesh... I thought they were heading out
    to fight the octopus already.
[12:36] Chifusa
    I don't get how this village works.
[12:39] Kaede
    It's still nighttime.
[12:40] Kaede
    They have to wait till morning.
[12:42] Kaede
    Anyway, Chifusa-sama, this is delicious.
[12:46] Kaede
    Say "aah"!
[12:48] Chifusa
    Aah!
[12:49] Oiso
    Ahem!
[12:52] Oiso
    The only fun you can have out here
    in the country is eating and drinking.
[12:56] Oiso
    Don't be too hard on them all.
[12:58] Chifusa
    Oh, yeah...
[13:00] Oiso
    By the way, Chifusa-san, where are you from?
[13:03] Chifusa
    Oh, um... The east.
[13:06] Chifusa
    Deep in the mountains.
[13:08] Chifusa
    This is actually my first time
    seeing the ocean.
[13:12] Chifusa
    To be honest, I was so excited when I saw it.
[13:18] Oiso
    You're on a journey?
[13:20] Chifusa
    Y-Yeah... Why?
[13:23] Oiso
    If you like the sea, come join our village!
[13:27] Oiso
    You can stay with me.
[13:29] Chifusa
    I-I refuse.
[13:35] Kaede
    You're fondling them!
[13:37] Oiso
    Aww, what's wrong with that?
[13:39] Oiso
    We both have giant boobs. We should be friends.
[13:41] Chifusa
    A-Are you drunk?
[13:44] Man
    They're lesbian lovers.
[13:53] Oiso
    Sheesh. That's all it took
    to give you a hangover?
[13:56] Oiso
    Pathetic.
[13:58] Kaede
    Are you okay, Chifusa-sama?
[14:01] Oiso
    Don't worry. I'll take care of her.
[14:05] Oiso
    You go deal with that octopus, Kaede-chan.
[14:07] Kaede
    Okay.
[14:24] Oiso
    Well?
[14:25] Kaede
    No luck.
[14:27] Kaede
    I can't find it anywhere.
[14:29] Oiso
    The sea's a big place, after all.
[14:32] Oiso
    The sun's gotten high in the sky,
    and everybody's heading back.
[14:36] Oiso
    I don't think she can dive much longer, anyway.
[14:40] Oiso
    Let's give up and head back.
[14:44] Chifusa
    Kaede!
[14:44] Oiso
    Kaede-chan!
[14:52] Oiso
    Wait here, Chifusa-san!
[15:03] Kaede
    Oiso-san!
[15:06] Chifusa
    Are you okay, Kaede?
[15:07] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, Oiso-san...
[15:11] Kaede
    She got caught saving me from the octopus!
[15:14] Chifusa
    There's no time to call the villagers.
[15:17] Chifusa
    I don't have a choice...
[15:18] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:19] Kaede
    You can't try to dive
    with an anchor! That's crazy!
[15:22] Chifusa
    Don't worry about me!
[15:23] Chifusa
    Send a signal to the village!
[15:26] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[15:36] Chifusa
    I should've known I wouldn't be able
    to swing my sword properly underwater!
[15:39] Chifusa
    I managed to land a hit without
    harming Oiso-san, but...
[15:42] Chifusa
    No! It just grabbed onto her tighter!
[15:45] Chifusa
    Was aiming for the arms a mistake?
[15:52] Chifusa
    I won't get many chances.
[15:54] Chifusa
    I need to end this before it escapes.
[15:57] Chifusa
    I'll hit it in the head when it attacks—
[16:00] Chifusa
    It's not attacking me?
[16:05] Chifusa
    Ink?
[16:06] Chifusa
    I can't see it!
[16:08] Chifusa
    Where's it going to come from?
    Or is it just going to run?!
[16:14] Chifusa
    Calm down.
[16:15] Chifusa
    You need to stay calm at times like these...
[16:17] Chifusa
    and see with the mind's eye!
[16:25] Chifusa
    There!
[16:29] Chifusa
    It's using Oiso-san as a shield?
[16:33] Chifusa
    I can't attack,
[16:35] Chifusa
    or I'll hurt her when I swing!
[16:38] Chifusa
    I need to hurt just the octopus and not her.
[16:42] Chifusa
    And she's running out of air.
[16:44] Chifusa
    I won't get another chance after this.
[16:47] Oiso
    Chifusa-san, forget about me...
[16:50] Chifusa
    Breast Flowing...
[16:52] Chifusa
    I'll have to do it!
[17:31] Chifusa
    I'm running out of air, too!
[17:33] Chifusa
    I need to get to the surface!
[17:44] Chifusa
    The octopus is still alive!
[17:47] Chifusa
    I need to finish it...
[17:48] Chifusa
    but I can't breathe!
[17:53] Chifusa
    Oiso-san?!
[18:14] Oiso
    Just... die already!
[18:36] Chifusa
    Incredible...
[18:40] Chifusa
    She really is like a mermaid.
[18:50] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama!
[18:51] Villager
    Oiso-san!
[18:53] Oiso
    Everyone, Chifusa-san killed the octopus!
[18:57] Oiso
    She saved me when I got dragged underwater!
[19:00] Villager
    Look! Oiso-san, your breasts!
[19:03] Villager
    They're smaller!
[19:05] Villager
    And Chifusa-san's breasts...
[19:08] Oiso
    Looks like the octopus sucked them away!
[19:10] Oiso
    Too bad, huh?
[19:12] Villager
    The octopus can suck tits?!
[19:15] Villager
    Oiso-san's breasts...
[19:21] Villager
    This is revenge for Oiso-san's breasts!
[19:24] Kaede
    Maybe mine'll get bigger!
[19:26] Chifusa
    Oiso-san, um... I'm sorry about your boobs.
[19:30] Oiso
    I told you. I'm happier this way.
[19:37] Oiso
    But still... You really can get rid
    of breasts, huh? That's amazing.
[19:42] Oiso
    How does that work?
[19:43] Chifusa
    Oh, well... It's top secret.
[19:48] Oiso
    Well, I won't ask questions.
[19:50] Oiso
    So, what are you planning next?
[19:53] Oiso
    Just so you know,
    you haven't paid off your tab yet!
[19:57] Oiso
    Why don't you just live here in the village?
[20:01] Chifusa
    N-No, I'm afraid I can't do that...
[20:04] Kaede
    You're fondling them!
[20:07] Man
    They're lesbian lovers.
SIGN    Beachside Restaurant Isoya
[20:11] Oiso
    A huge-breasted diver?
[20:13] Lord
    Yes. I've come all this way to see her.
[20:16] Lord
    Bring her here at once.
[20:18] Mizuki
    I'm afraid the rumors are false, my lord.
[20:24] Mizuki
    There's not a single diver with giant boobs
    anywhere in Matsue Village.
[20:27] Oiso
    Big breasts only make it difficult
    to submerge yourself.
[20:31] Oiso
    You can't be a diver
    unless you've got tiny tits.
[20:40] Soldier
    My lord!
[20:48] Lord
    Milk jugs!
[20:54] Kaede
    Did you hear something?
[20:56] Chifusa
    No.
[20:57] Chifusa
    Dealing with that octopus delayed us.
[21:00] Chifusa
    We're still a long ways away
    from Munamori Village.
[21:03] Chifusa
    Let's go, Kaede.
[21:05] Kaede
    Of course!
[21:08] Oiso
    Here we go, everybody!
[21:10] Oiso
    We're gonna get another big catch today!
[21:15] Narrator
    And thus, peace returned to Matsue Village.
[21:18] Narrator
    And the tale of the lady samurai
    who fought the giant, tit-sucking octopus
[21:23] Narrator
    was passed down in the village for generations.
[23:10] Lord
    Neither rain nor sleet nor octopi nor monsters
    shall stop me in my quest for hot tits!
[23:17] Lord
    That's the man I aspire—
[23:21] Kaede
    Chifusa-sama, now's your chance
    to do the preview!
[23:24] Chifusa
    R-Right...
[23:25] Chifusa
    Next time on Manyu Scroll:
    "The Bum and the Boobs"!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Bum and the Boobs
[23:29] Chifusa
    You can't judge boobs without feeling them!
[23:31] Kaede
    I'm not sure what these are references to!