E8 - Another day, another dollar

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[00:08] Shinji
    Thank you.
[00:10] Shinji
    That was delicious, Himegama.
    You have the talent for a chef.
[00:15] Himegama
    If I had chosen a culinary path,
    would the Institute have supported me?
[00:19] Shinji
    Chosen?
[00:21] Shinji
    Talents that the Institute supports
    are all gifts from God.
[00:24] Shinji
    You cannot just simply choose.
[00:26] Shinji
    Your role is laid out before you innately.
[00:29] Himegama
    So there is no need to search
    for one's meaning of life.
[00:32] Shinji
    That's right. Such a fortunate thing.
[00:45] Shinji
    Please be careful how you handle Chisato.
[00:47] Himegama
    It will depend on the situation.
    I cannot make promises.
[00:51] Shinji
    I'm sure you can do it.
[00:54] Himegama
    Yes.
[00:59] Shinji
    I can't let her play make-believe
    forever in a place like that.
[01:04] Chisato
    Order up!
[01:05] Ito
    Chisato, this isn't a bar.
[01:08] Abe
    Oh, are we starting to drink already?
[01:10] Chisato
    We do have some leftovers
    from whatever Mizuki has been drinking.
[01:13] Police
    Mr. Abe, you're still on duty!
[01:14] Kitamura
    This one is amazing as always.
[01:16] Chisato
    It’s a Chisato Special! Would you like
    one too, Miss Kitamura?
[01:19] Kitamura
    I'll take one!
[01:20] Several
    - Hell yeah, me, too.
    - One here, too.
[01:21] Chisato
    Okay. One, two, three specials.
[01:26] Chisato
    Takina, that's three specials, okay?
[01:29] Takina
    This isn't good.
    At the rate we're going...
[01:39] Kurumi
    We're losing money.
[01:40] Takina
    This is after we add
    all the money gained from requests.
[01:43] Takina
    What do you do with the incidental costs
    of bullets and transportation?
[01:47] Mizuki
    We have some funding from DA. In name,
    it's activity costs for Chisato as a Lycoris.
[01:52] Takina
    We're definitely over budget.
[01:54] Mizuki
    It's because this thing
    shoots so many expensive bullets.
[01:57] Kurumi
    And that parfait, too.
[01:58] Takina
    So you say you’re independent,
    but are still relying on DA for money.
[02:03] Chisato
    You're sounding like Ms. Kusunoki.
[02:09] Takina
    All right.
[02:11] Takina
    From now on, I will take care
    of LycoReco's finances!
[03:54] Takina
    Chisato. If we use a Cleaner,
    a huge sum of money will be lost.
[03:57] Takina
    Think about not destroying the field and instead
    act so that no recovery efforts are necessary.
[04:02] Chisato
    Okay.
[04:17] Takina
    You're shooting too many bullets.
SIGN    CAFÉ LYCORECO BUDGET CHART
[04:27] Takina
    Keeping the fridge door open
    wastes electricity.
[04:30] Mizuki
    Sorry!
[04:31] Mika
    Three... Seven...
[04:44] Kurumi
    Nice catch!
[04:59] Men
    Now, if you're done, go home!
[05:02] Takina
    We haven't been paid yet.
[05:03] Chisato
    Come on.
[05:06] Man A
    You talking about this?
[05:10] Man B
    Bro!
[05:12] Takina
    This isn't our fault, okay?
[05:14] Chisato
    Here.
[05:18] Manager
    Hey, stop—
[05:26] Man A
    Huh? How? H-How did...
[05:27] Takina
    We're not paying for this.
[05:35] Takina
    Everyone!
[05:39] Takina
    The thing is, I kept the last two sticks.
[05:44] Takina
    You can do the rest by yourself.
[05:49] Manager
    All right! I-I'll pay up.
[05:53] Chisato
    Thanks!
[05:55] Chisato
    See? Did you see that?
    I only fired one shot! What do you think?
[05:59] Takina
    Well done.
[06:00] Chisato
    I got a compliment!
[06:07] Takina
    Mizuki, um, I came up with a new parfait.
[06:11] Mizuki
    Huh? I wanna see!
    Can you make one for me?
[06:15] Takina
    Now that it's getting colder, I made a parfait
    with lots of tasty hot chocolate.
[06:21] Chisato
    Good mor... What is that?
[06:23] Takina
    This is a new menu item
    I came up with. What do you think?
[06:26] Chisato
    Is this cra—
[06:28] Takina
    Chisato?
[06:30] Chisato
    Yeah. I think it's good.
[06:33] Chisato / Takina
    - Really?
    - Y-Yeah.
[06:35] Chisato
    Thank you for waiting!
[06:46] Chisato / Mika
    - Can we have three more, please!
    - Chisato, this is for table two!
[06:59] Chisato
    Kurumi!
[07:01] Mizuki
    This is for table three!
[07:05] Mizuki
    You're going to work?
[07:07] Mizuki
    What's gotten into you?
[07:09] Kurumi
    Chisato told me that we're busy,
    so I should work too.
[07:13] Kurumi
    Th-Thanks for waiting.
[07:16] Women
    - So cute!
    - Yeah, she really is.
[07:18] Woman A
    I didn't see this girl online!
[07:20] Woman B
    A new employee? How old are you?
[07:22] Kurumi
    That's a secret.
[07:23] Women
    So cute!
[07:26] Mizuki
    We still have a lot left.
    Hurry up and take...
[07:29] Mizuki
    Why the hell are you smirking like that?
[07:32] Takina
    Next up in line, thank you for waiting.
    Please come this way!
[07:35] Chisato
    Welcome!
[07:40] Mika
    Mizuki, can you take over here?
[07:45] Mika
    Hello, Café LycoReco.
[07:47] Mika
    Please hold on a moment.
[07:49] Chisato / Mika
    - Chisato!
    - Huh?
[07:50] Mika
    It's Dr. Yamagishi.
[07:53] Chisato
    Yes, hello?
[07:55] Dr. Yamagishi
    Come on. Your physical.
    We promised to do it today, right?
[07:58] Chisato
    I'm sorry. We did, but actually...
[08:02] Chisato
    The café is too busy.
[08:05] Chisato
    For some reason we're trending.
[08:10] Chisato
    Well, someday soon.
[08:12] Chisato
    Yes. Thank you.
[08:16] Dr. Yamagishi
    She said she's not coming today, either.
[08:19] Himegama
    Understood.
[08:22] Dr. Yamagishi
    She's such a strange new hire.
[08:25] Teacher
    Exercise One!
[08:27] Takina
    Kitty.
[08:28] Chisato
    Kitteh!
[08:29] Chisato
    Meow!
[08:30] Students
    "Kitteh!"
[08:31] Chisato / Takina
    - Dog.
    - Doge! Woof, woof!
SIGN    DOG AND CAT
[08:34] Chisato / Students
    - "Doge!"
    - “Doggo!”
[08:37] Takina
    Handstand!
[08:39] Chisato / Students
    - H-Hand...
    - "Handstand!"
[08:42] Takina / Students
    - Dog!
    - "Doge!"
[08:43] Takina
    No! Dog!
[08:44] Students
    "Dog."
SIGN    DOG AND CAT
[08:47] Chisato / Students
    - Rear naked choke!
    - "Rear naked choke!"
[08:49] Takina / Students
    - Do not grow up into an adult like this!
    - Nice choke!
[08:53] Chisato / Takina
    - Actually, today we have...
    - Trick-or-treat!
[08:56] Takina
    There's enough here.
    Let's split up the workload.
[09:01] Chisato
    Why do I...
[09:02] Chisato
    get all the...
[09:03] Chisato
    outdoor jobs?
[09:18] Kids
    Trick-or-Treat!
[09:21] Takina
    Happy Halloween.
[09:23] Kid
    Hurray!
[09:23] Takina
    Good kid.
[09:25] Takina
    Happy Halloween.
[09:26] Kid
    Hurray!
[09:27] Takina
    Good kid.
[09:28] Chisato
    Happy Halloween! I'm a good kid!
[09:32] Chisato
    I want a present from Takina, too!
[09:34] Takina
    Are you a child?
[09:35] Kids
    Wow, such a huge bag!
[09:37] Kids
    Big Sis Chisato,
    can we take this one, too?
[09:39] Chisato
    Sure thing!
[09:41] Kid
    Wow, it's money!
[09:43] Kids
    - Let's make-believe a bank!
    - I wanna play!
[09:44] Kid
    Me too!
[09:46] Chisato
    Take it, take it!
[09:47] Takina
    You may not!
[10:10] Chisato
    So this is the IT revolution.
[10:12] Takina
    It was pretty cheap, so...
[10:14] Mizuki
    It's more useful than Kurumi.
SIGN    CAFÉ LYCORECO BUDGET CHART
[10:19] Mizuki
    We owe everything to Takina!
[10:22] Chisato
    Where did our Lady Takina go?
[10:24] Mizuki
    And Kurumi.
    They were just here, too.
[10:27] Chisato
    There you are.
[10:29] Chisato
    What are you doing?
    You look so suspicious.
[10:32] Chisato
    Stocks?
[10:33] Takina
    I wondered what would happen
    if I worked with Kurumi and invested.
[10:37] Chisato
    You'd go that far?
SIGN    DOCTOR YAMAGISHI
[10:42] Takina
    Hello, Dr. Yamagishi? This is Takina.
[10:45] Takina
    You're calling about
    her scheduled physical, right?
[10:47] Takina
    She'll be heading over tomorrow.
[10:49] Takina
    Please take good care of her.
[10:51] Takina
    It is also my responsibility
    to take care of staff members' health.
[10:54] Takina
    Please go.
[10:56] Chisato
    Okay.
[11:01] Goto
    Hello, Takina.
[11:03] Takina
    Welcome, Mr. Goto.
[11:06] Goto
    Where's Chisato today?
[11:08] Takina
    She has the late shift today.
[11:10] RoboLyco
    Hey-hoo! Please give me your order.
[11:13] Mika
    Is that thing all right?
[11:15] Mizuki
    That's Chisato's outfit.
SIGN    It looks like she's holding poop with a smile! But it tastes totally amazing!
[11:36] Mizuki
    Takina! The parfait is ready!
[11:39] Takina
    Let's stop making that parfait.
[11:42] Mizuki
    Oh no, you caught on.
[11:43] Mizuki
    It's fine. It's really popular now.
[11:46] Mizuki
    Hey, RoboLyco! Take this one, please!
[11:48] RoboLyco
    Yes. I will go flush it.
[11:51] Mizuki
    No, that's not it! Crap!
[11:56] Takina
    Hello.
[11:57] Dr. Yamagishi
    This is Yamagishi.
[11:58] Takina
    Oh, Dr. Yamagishi.
    This is Takina.
[12:00] Dr. Yamagishi
    So, is Chisato at the café?
[12:03] Takina
    No. She hasn't arrived over there yet?
[12:05] Dr. Yamagishi
    She's not here.
    She won't answer her phone, either.
[12:08] Takina
    I see. I'll look for her as well.
SIGN    RUM AIR ELIMINATOR GUY HARD
[12:22] Majima
    It's ringing.
SIGN    TAKINA
[12:40] Chisato
    Can I take the call?
[12:44] Takina
    Chisato, where are you? You didn't go
    to your scheduled physical?
[12:48] Chisato
    Sorry, I had something come up.
[12:50] Chisato
    Can you tell Dr. Yamagishi
    that I’ll be a bit late?
[12:57] Majima
    Your health is important.
[13:00] Majima
    Your body is your asset, right?
    At least for us.
[13:02] Chisato
    What do you mean, “us”? Is "us" something
    you say to someone you're pointing a gun at?
[13:06] Majima
    They have to be alive for me to kill.
[13:12] Majima
    That's amazing! How do you do it?
[13:15] Chisato
    It’s a secret.
[13:17] Majima
    Is the secret behind that heart of yours?
[13:19] Chisato
    Why do you know about that, punk?
[13:23] Majima
    That's a secret.
[13:26] Majima
    Hey, it’s "Guy Hard." You like it?
[13:29] Chisato
    Huh? Yeah.
[13:31] Majima
    Who's your favorite?
[13:32] Chisato
    Powell.
[13:33] Majima
    The cop. How he becomes partners
    with McClane despite never meeting each other.
[13:37] Chisato / Majima
    And in that last scene...
[13:42] Chisato
    I'm gonna make some coffee, okay?
[13:44] Majima
    I can't stand bitter stuff.
    Got anything else?
[13:57] Chisato
    So, what do you want?
[13:59] Majima
    Do you remember me at all?
[14:01] Chisato
    Yeah. You spat on me.
[14:04] Majima
    Way before that.
    You don't remember, huh?
[14:08] Majima
    Then let me regale you
    with a story from the past.
[14:12] Majima
    The Radio Tower incident.
[14:23] Man A
    What's wrong, west side?
[14:25] Man A
    A student?
[14:26] Majima
    Heading this way.
[14:30] Majima
    Above us!
[14:37] Man A
    Majima!
[14:42] Majima
    Under the big clock!
[14:46] Majima
    Four in the cloakroom. In the shop to the right,
    three under the cash register.
[15:02] Man A
    They're all dead.
[15:05] Majima
    Not yet. There's one left!
[15:07] Man B
    What?
[15:28] Majima
    How...
[15:41] Man A
    Majima. Detonate it.
[15:47] Majima
    Damn it!
[16:02] Chisato
    Don't describe someone like a monster.
[16:06] Majima
    But you really are a monster.
    Do you remember now?
[16:09] Chisato
    Nope? Like I care at all about you.
[16:14] Majima
    That’s what I thought.
[16:18] Majima
    I have one too, you know?
[16:21] Chisato
    Then why are you doing stuff like this?
[16:23] Chisato
    Since you have one of those, you must have
    some amazing talent, right?
[16:27] Chisato
    Something that makes people happy.
[16:29] Chisato
    What you're doing now is the opposite.
[16:31] Majima
    And you're an assassin.
[16:33] Chisato
    Don't lump us together.
    I'm being proper and helping others out.
[16:38] Majima
    Do you think Alan is some
    peacemaking institution or something?
[16:42] Chisato
    Everyone other than you have produced
    outcomes of that nature, right?
[16:46] Majima
    "I want to touch the hearts of people all over
    the world, just like a medalist!" Like that?
[16:52] Majima
    How blissfully ignorant.
[16:54] Majima
    You know, Alan ain't about that.
[16:58] Chisato
    No matter what you tell me,
    I have my promise with Mr. Yoshi.
[17:02] Chisato
    This is proof of that.
[17:04] Majima
    This Mister Yoshi. Is that
    someone from Alan Institute?
[17:08] Chisato
    That’s none of your business.
[17:09] Majima
    Do you have contact with Alan?
[17:12] Chisato
    I don't know how much more you know
    compared to me, but I'll do what I want to do!
[17:18] Majima
    Sounds good.
    You really are the same as me.
[17:23] Majima
    You were supported because
    they bought your killing skills.
[17:26] Chisato
    It's totally not anything like that.
[17:29] Majima
    Those guys at Alan are so pure
    that they can acknowledge our killing.
[17:35] Chisato
    Huh? You're leaving?
[17:38] Majima
    Yeah, since your partner's here.
[17:49] Majima
    See ya, Lycoris of the Radio Tower.
[17:56] Mizuki
    Majima came to your house?
[17:59] Kurumi
    Did you get him, Takina?
[18:01] Takina
    Unfortunately, no.
    And he was right in front of me.
[18:04] Chisato
    He had one of these, too.
[18:07] Mizuki
    What kind of talent
    does someone like that have?
[18:09] Takina
    So they support
    dangerous criminals as well?
[18:13] Kurumi
    Mika, you didn't hear
    anything from your lover?
[18:16] Chisato / Mizuki
    - Oh no, little Kurumi! Are you sleepy?
    - I'm sure he found it somewhere.
[18:18] Chisato
    There's no way Mr. Yoshi
    would help someone like that.
[18:22] Chisato
    Right, Teach?
[18:24] Chisato
    Teach?
[18:25] Mika
    Huh? Oh, right.
[18:28] Chisato / Takina
    - Chisato!
    - Whoa, yes?
[18:29] Takina
    Please answer calls from me
    within three rings.
[18:32] Takina
    If you don't, I’ll know that you’re in danger,
    and do a one-ring call to tell you I'm heading over.
[18:37] Chisato
    Huh? Okay.
[18:38] Takina
    If you don't like that,
    then pick up the phone.
[18:40] Chisato
    So you'll come for me
    no matter where I am!
[18:42] Takina
    That, and please relocate
    to another safe house.
[18:45] Chisato
    What? But that one is my favorite.
[18:49] Takina
    I will go visit you again.
[18:51] Chisato
    Really? You'll live with me?
    And make meals for me again?
[18:55] Takina
    Come on, let's get to work!
[19:08] Takina
    That's not a gun from DA, is it?
[19:14] Chisato
    Yeah. I got it together with this.
[19:20] Takina
    From Mr. Yoshimatsu?
[19:22] Chisato
    That’s right.
[19:24] Chisato
    It’s precious.
[19:29] Mizuki
    Hey, you! That's enough.
    Go back to the closet and go to bed!
[19:34] Takina
    It's getting cold.
[19:36] Chisato
    Yeah. Cherry blossoms were in bloom
    when you came here.
[19:42] Chisato
    Since that day...
[19:46] Chisato
    Mr. Yoshi hasn't dropped by.
[20:00] Takina
    Here.
[20:02] Chisato
    Oh, is this from the preschool?
[20:04] Takina
    You wanted one, right?
[20:05] Chisato
    You're giving it to me?
[20:08] Chisato
    Oh, this is great! So cute!
[20:12] Chisato
    Takina, you're really active lately.
[20:15] Takina
    I just didn't want the café
    to go out of business.
[20:19] Takina
    This place is dear to you, right?
[20:23] Chisato
    Takina.
[20:27] Chisato
    Thanks.
[20:30] Takina
    P-Please go to your physical!
[20:32] Chisato
    Oh, all right.
[20:35] Takina
    What don't you like about it?
[20:37] Chisato
    It's not that I don't like it.
[20:40] Takina
    Then what is it?
[20:41] Chisato
    N-Needles...
[20:46] Takina
    Are you afraid of needles?
[20:48] Takina
    But you're okay if someone
    points a gun at you.
[20:50] Chisato
    That's right!
    Because I can't dodge a needle!
[20:54] Takina
    So the Lycoris of the Radio Tower...
[20:56] Takina
    is afraid of needles!
[21:03] Chisato
    Hurry up and get it over with.
[21:05] Chisato
    Are you done yet? Done yet? Not yet?
    And now? How about now?
[21:09] Himegama
    That's it.
[21:12] Chisato
    I got over the biggest obstacle.
[21:14] Himegama
    Are you this scared every time?
[21:16] Chisato
    There's the pain, but that feeling
    of something stabbing me...
[21:21] Chisato
    Dr. Yamagishi says it's nothing more
    than vitamins, but...
[21:25] Himegama
    Today's was different, though.
[21:32] Chisato
    Scumbag.
[21:35] Chisato
    What happened to Dr. Yamagishi?
[21:41] Himegama
    I was supposed to handle you carefully.
[21:43] Mizuki
    Chisato's not here yet? Isn't she late?
[21:47] Takina
    You're right.
[21:48] Mizuki
    Harumph!
[22:24] Mizuki
    Hold on, Takina! Where are you going?
[22:37] Shinji
    This is all your fault, Mika.