E7 - Naughty Resident

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] Charlotte
    Allen, this one wants to come with us.
[00:06] Allen
    You're ready to part with
    your precious child?
[00:09] Charlotte
    Wouldn't you miss your family?
[00:13] Mermaid
    You are from the Grol region, correct?
[00:17] Mermaid
    A fenrir can come back here
    in just under an hour.
[00:21] Allen
    I see, so it's nothing more than a homestay.
[00:26] Allen
    Good, then come to my house.
[00:29] Allen
    Please get along with Charlotte!
[00:32] Charlotte
    Are you sure?
[00:34] Charlotte
    Not only me, but also this little one...
[00:36] Allen
    I don't mind.
[00:38] Allen
    My mansion is big and has plenty
    of places to take walks.
[00:43] Allen
    Plus, it's a good thing to
    have more family, right?
[00:46] Charlotte
    F-Family?
[00:49] Charlotte
    You mean me, too?
[00:51] Allen
    Don't make me say the obvious.
[00:53] Allen
    You're practically my family.
[01:00] Allen
    What's wrong?
[01:01] Allen
    Did I say something weird?
[01:04] Charlotte
    N-No, it's nothing...
[01:07] Eruca
    My bro is so dense yet bold.
[01:11] Miacha
    An unconscious womanizer...
[01:14] Allen
    W-Why are you here?!
[01:16] Gosetsu
    As a token of apology for causing trouble,
[01:18] Gosetsu
    I wish to be the bodyguard
    for Lady Charlotte.
[01:21] Charlotte
    Excuse me, I've been meaning to ask...
[01:26] Charlotte
    Who might you be?
[01:28] Gosetsu
    Surely, you jest.
[01:31] Gosetsu
    I'm your family who loves you.
[01:33] Allen
    Don't call yourself family
    without permission!
[01:35] Allen
    Go back to the zoo!
[01:37] Mermaid
    Please come back to our hotel
    again for your real honeymoon!
[01:47] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[03:15] Sign
    Naughty Resident
[03:17] Charlotte
    Well then, I'll go on a walk with Lü.
[03:21] Allen
    Okay.
[03:26] Allen
    Lü, I'm counting on you
    to protect Charlotte!
[03:31] Allen/I
    Oh?
[03:33] Charlotte
    Let's go, Lü.
[03:41] Allen/I
    After the trip to the Yunoha region,
    Lü, a fenrir, joined our family.
[03:46] Gosetsu
    And now you have less time to enjoy doing
    naughty things with Lady Charlotte.
[03:54] Gosetsu
    You seem sad that Lü has taken
    Lady Charlotte away from you.
[03:59] Allen
    Gosetsu, how long are
    you going to stay here?
[04:02] Gosetsu
    How long? Please.
[04:04] Gosetsu
    I'm Lady Charlotte's family, after all.
[04:08] Allen
    I'm not on board with that.
[04:10] Gosetsu
    Don't be so cold.
[04:12] Gosetsu
    Surely you love Lady Charlotte
    as much as I do, Master Allen?
[04:17] Allen
    L-Love?!
[04:23] Allen
    I-I do, as family, that is.
[04:26] Gosetsu
    Smirk.
[04:28] Allen/I
    Just as this hell capybara points out,
[04:32] Allen/I
    I feel rather sad to have
    less time with Charlotte.
[04:38] Allen/I
    But I'm happy that she has a goal now.
[04:43] Allen/I
    A goal of becoming a magical creature tamer.
[04:48] Allen/I
    On the night we came back
    from the Yunoha region...
[04:53] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Allen, I'd like to properly learn about
    becoming a magical creature tamer.
[04:59] Allen/I
    She's become so positive.
[05:02] Allen/I
    When she first came here,
[05:04] Allen/I
    all she did was count the grains
    of the wooden floor for hours...
[05:08] (Flashback) Allen
    Very well.
[05:09] (Flashback) Allen
    I will teach you everything you
    need to know, starting with the basics.
[05:14] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Thank you very much!
[05:17] Allen/I
    Ever since then, Charlotte has been nothing
    but diligent, excellent, and quick to learn.
[05:23] Allen/I
    She was devoted enough to spend every
    night reviewing and previewing materials.
[05:28] Allen/I
    She's a brilliant student who's highly
    motivated to research things on her own.
[05:38] Allen/I
    Since Charlotte started studying
    to become a magical creature tamer,
[05:41] Allen/I
    I'm discovering a new side to her every day.
[05:47] Allen
    Now, you try.
[05:50] Charlotte
    Okay...
[05:53] Charlotte
    Here I go.
[06:01] Charlotte
    If you please.
[06:32] Charlotte
    Well done, Lü!
[06:36] Allen
    You've mastered it.
[06:38] Allen
    I don't believe anyone has been able to
    communicate with fenrirs the way you have.
[06:43] Allen
    You are indeed a genius.
[06:45] Allen
    As expected of my beloved student.
[06:47] Gosetsu
    Was that your excuse to tell
    her she's your "beloved"?
[06:54] Allen
    Of course not!
[06:55] Allen
    Seriously, you need to leave!
[06:57] Allen
    Please return to the zoo!
[06:59] Gosetsu
    How many times must I tell you?
[07:02] Gosetsu
    This is my home.
[07:05] Charlotte
    Here. Your treat, Lü.
[07:09] Allen
    Charlotte did pretty well, but so did you.
[07:17] Charlotte
    Lü?!
[07:18] Charlotte
    You shouldn't bite others!
[07:22] Charlotte
    I'm sorry, Allen.
[07:26] Allen
    No, it's all right.
[07:28] Allen
    But like I said, it proves that you're the
    only one who can build trust with Lü.
[07:35] Charlotte
    I'm sure it's not...
[07:36] Gosetsu
    Indeed.
[07:38] Gosetsu
    The way I see it, I believe Lady Charlotte
[07:40] Gosetsu
    has reached the level of
    having Beast Conversation.
[07:46] Charlotte
    Beast Conversation...
[07:48] Charlotte
    That's the magic to automatically
    replace the language
[07:51] Charlotte
    of magical creatures you've bonded to
    with human language, correct?
[07:56] Allen
    You've studied thoroughly.
[07:59] Charlotte
    Thank you.
[08:01] Charlotte
    It was described in the
    book I read the other day.
[08:04] Charlotte
    Speaking of which, why is Gosetsu
    able to communicate with us?
[08:09] Allen
    Good point.
[08:10] Allen
    Is it some sort of spell?
[08:13] Allen
    If there's a trick to it, I'd like to—
[08:15] Gosetsu
    I'm self-taught!
[08:17] Gosetsu
    I've lived such a long time that I
    learned the human language on my own.
[08:26] Allen
    B-But I've never heard of Beast
    Conversation working on a fenrir.
[08:32] Allen
    Isn't it too early to try?
[08:36] Charlotte
    Please let me try!
[08:58] Charlotte
    Beast Conversation.
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:00] Sign
    Beast Conversation
[09:10] Charlotte
    Lü... Can you try and say something?
[09:16] Allen
    Don't lose heart.
[09:17] Allen
    It's only natural that you can't
    use this level of spell—
[09:20] Lü
    Why the hell are you touching my mommy?
[09:24] Charlotte
    Lü! You can use our language!
[09:27] Lü
    What?
[09:28] Lü
    Oh, yeah!
[09:29] Lü
    I'm talking to Mommy!
[09:31] Charlotte
    "Mommy"?!
[09:33] Charlotte
    But I'm happy to be speaking with you!
[09:36] Lü
    Yay!
[09:37] Charlotte
    Wait, Lü! Hold on!
[09:42] Gosetsu
    I told you, she is special.
[09:46] Allen
    She is my beloved student.
[09:54] Gosetsu
    But it looks like Lü really does hate you.
[10:00] Allen
    That's not true... is it...?
[10:10] Charlotte
    Wow!
[10:12] Allen
    I thought Lü should have a special bathing area.
[10:17] Allen
    It's a gift to celebrate being
    able to speak with Lü.
[10:19] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you very much!
[10:22] Charlotte
    Isn't that nice, Lü?
[10:24] Lü
    Yeah!
[10:25] Charlotte
    Come on, Lü.
[10:27] Charlotte
    You should say thank you.
[10:31] Lü
    Thank you...
[10:33] Charlotte
    Lü, do you think you can
    try a little louder?
[10:37] Allen
    Being able to say it at all is enough.
[10:39] Allen
    Go, play and have fun.
[10:44] Allen
    Why are you the first one to use it?!
[10:46] Gosetsu
    Because we're family.
[10:48] Allen
    It's for fenrirs and humans only!
[10:50] Allen
    It's not meant to be
    used by hell capybaras!
[10:54] Gosetsu
    Wouldn't that be discrimination
    against capybaras?
[11:00] Lü
    I'm going in, too!
[11:06] Charlotte
    You splashed me, Lü!
[11:06] Lü
    Here! Here!
[11:11] Gosetsu
    If capybaras are barred from
    using it, then I have no choice.
[11:17] Gosetsu
    Hell Forest Rat Style Secret Technique!
[11:20] Gosetsu
    Shimmering Water!
[11:33] Allen/Charlotte
    What?!
[11:35] Gosetsu
    It's the transformation technique
    I obtained so I might partake
[11:39] Gosetsu
    in what humans call "gourmet food" in town...
[11:41] Gosetsu
    It's the perfect chance to try it.
[11:43] Gosetsu
    What do you think?
[11:46] Allen
    I mean... are you...
[11:49] Allen
    a female?
[11:51] Gosetsu
    That's your reaction?
[11:53] Charlotte
    Lü, it's cold!
[11:59] Allen
    It's so peaceful...
[12:02] Allen/I
    I wish days like this could go on forever.
[12:06] Allen/I
    But that's rather out of character for me.
[12:10] Allen/I
    But look how much she's changed
    since she first arrived here...
[12:15] Charlotte
    Lü!
[12:18] Allen/I
    Something's wrong with my heart?!
[12:20] Allen/I
    Perhaps I stopped it too often...
[12:26] Allen/I
    Or, is it...?
[12:30] Charlotte
    Allen, what's wrong?
[12:33] Allen
    It's nothing.
[12:35] Allen
    In any case, Charlotte, don't
    you want to get out soon?
[12:39] Charlotte
    Huh? Whoa!
[12:42] Charlotte
    I suppose.
[12:45] Charlotte
    Lü and Gosetsu, would you like
    to stay and play a bit longer?
[12:48] Lü
    Yup!
[12:49] Gosetsu
    Yes.
[12:51] Charlotte
    Then I'll get out first.
[12:53] Charlotte
    Take your time.
[12:55] Lü
    Okay!
[12:55] Gosetsu
    Sure.
[12:58] Charlotte
    Allen.
[12:59] Allen
    Hm?
[13:00] Charlotte
    I'm so grateful for everything
    you've done for me.
[13:04] Allen
    Why so formal?
[13:06] Allen
    I told you that I'd teach you everything
    there is to know about naughty things.
[13:11] Allen
    This is nothing.
[13:14] Allen
    I can even make you a lazy river.
[13:18] Charlotte
    The garden is so big, a lazy
    river here can be a reality.
[13:22] Allen
    Right. The former owner of the property
[13:26] Allen
    didn't seem to know what to do with
    it, so it was left untouched.
[13:30] Charlotte
    There was someone living here before you?
[13:34] Allen
    Yes.
[13:35] Allen
    I haven't met them, but it's
    believed that the previous resident...
[13:39] Allen
    disappeared.
[13:42] Charlotte
    What?
[13:43] Allen
    Apparently, it was an eccentric elf
    who used to live here 30 years ago.
[13:48] Allen
    They stayed out of town, were unsociable,
[13:51] Allen
    and were always at their desk,
    like they were possessed.
[13:54] Allen
    But one day, they suddenly disappeared.
[13:58] Allen
    Some say they jumped off the cliff because
    they repeatedly failed at their experiments.
[14:02] Allen
    Others say they were eaten by
    the monster they created.
[14:06] Allen
    Or their body was taken over by mushrooms
[14:08] Allen
    for committing a taboo and
    still wanders about...
[14:12] Allen
    Anyhow, because of such rumors,
[14:14] Allen
    I got to buy this mansion
    for a much cheaper price...
[14:20] Allen/I
    Shoot, did I go too far?!
[14:22] Allen
    I'm sorry, Charlotte—
[14:24] Charlotte
    That...
[14:25] Allen
    Hm?
[14:26] Allen
    No way!
[14:28] Allen
    Hey, Gosetsu!
[14:30] Allen
    Are you okay?!
[14:34] Gosetsu
    What seems to be the problem?
[14:36] Allen
    You're alive!
[14:38] Allen
    But what on earth are these?
[14:41] Gosetsu
    If you're asking about this
    phenomenon, I cannot explain it.
[14:46] Gosetsu
    If you're asking me what these
    are, I'd say they're mushrooms.
[14:50] Allen
    Well, I know they're mushrooms—
[14:52] Dorothea
    Hey!
[14:56] Dorothea
    Y'all are the ones who stole
    my precious mushrooms?!
[15:01] Charlotte
    Mushrooms...?
[15:02] Allen
    ...A ghost?!
[15:04] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[15:07] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[15:12] Dorothea
    Man, I didn't mean to scare you like that.
[15:17] Dorothea
    My bad!
[15:18] Allen
    Right...
[15:20] Charlotte
    Um...
[15:22] Dorothea
    Mister Allen, is it?
[15:25] Dorothea
    I understand now that you weren't
    trying to steal my mushrooms.
[15:29] Allen
    Who exactly are you?
[15:31] Dorothea
    Oh, I haven't introduced myself.
[15:35] Dorothea
    I'm Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein.
[15:38] Dorothea
    You can call me Dorothea!
[15:42] Allen
    Another problematic one...
[15:46] Allen
    But hold on, it seems that she's
    been living here for a while,
[15:50] Allen
    but I've never felt her presence before.
[15:55] Charlotte
    Are you... a ghost?!
[16:01] Charlotte
    I-I knew you existed!
[16:03] Dorothea
    A ghost?
[16:05] Dorothea
    What are you talking about?
[16:07] Dorothea
    I mean, I'm the one with questions here!
[16:09] Dorothea
    Who exactly are you?
[16:13] Charlotte
    Allen...?
[16:15] Allen
    Who are we?
[16:16] Allen
    We live in the mansion upstairs.
[16:19] Dorothea
    What?!
[16:20] Dorothea
    The mansion upstairs is mine!
[16:23] Allen
    You're not making any sense.
[16:26] Allen
    Don't tell me... you're the elf
    who disappeared 30 years ago!
[16:31] Charlotte/Dorothea
    What?!
[16:34] Dorothea
    Thirty... years...?!
[16:40] Dorothea
    Man, 30 years does change things, eh?
[16:44] Dorothea
    Who'd have imagined rare magical
    creatures like these would live here?
[16:48] Gosetsu
    Master Allen, could she be a dark elf...?
[16:52] Allen
    Indeed, I thought she was peculiar...
[16:55] Dorothea
    Oh, you could recognize that?
[16:57] Dorothea
    As expected of a hell capybara!
[17:00] Charlotte
    What is that exactly?
[17:02] Allen
    A rare breed of elf with an elite status.
[17:06] Allen
    They're almost mythological.
[17:08] Gosetsu
    A dark elf would be able to survive
[17:11] Gosetsu
    on the magical power in the air for at least
    100 years without eating or drinking.
[17:16] Allen/I
    Now we have a fenrir, a hell
    capybara, and a dark elf...
[17:22] Allen/I
    I bet no one has ever seen
    three like them together before.
[17:26] Allen/I
    But what would urge a dark elf
    into hiding for 30 years...?
[17:33] Dorothea
    I'm considered missing, aren't I?
[17:36] Allen/I
    Crap.
[17:38] Allen
    Yes...?
[17:39] Dorothea
    I see, I get it.
[17:43] Allen/I
    If the previous resident is still here,
    what happens to the ownership rights?
[17:48] Allen/I
    This is going to be a legal nightmare!
[17:51] Allen/I
    But Charlotte is a wanted person,
[17:53] Allen/I
    and there's no better place
    than here for her to hide.
[17:56] Allen/I
    The same goes for Lü and Gosetsu.
[17:58] Allen/I
    I must smooth things out,
    no matter what the cost.
[18:03] Allen
    Dorothea, I've got a proposal for you.
[18:06] Dorothea
    What's up?
[18:07] Allen
    I'm hesitant to ask, but would you
    consider selling me this mansion?
[18:12] Dorothea
    Hmm...
[18:19] Dorothea
    Sure, why not!
[18:22] Dorothea
    I actually prefer the basement, so
    you're free to use the mansion.
[18:28] Allen
    I appreciate it!
[18:29] Allen
    Let's discuss the price at a later date...
[18:33] Dorothea
    No, I don't need any money.
[18:36] Allen
    Huh?!
[18:37] Dorothea
    Instead, I'd like to
    propose one condition.
[18:41] Dorothea
    I need you to help me get
    out of this predicament!
[18:46] Allen
    I'd rather pay you since that's easier...
[18:50] Charlotte
    Um...
[18:52] Charlotte
    She seems to be in trouble, so
    perhaps we can hear her out?
[18:58] Allen
    Well, but still...
[19:00] Charlotte
    I-If there's anything I
    can do, I'd like to help!
[19:04] Lü
    If Mommy's helping, then I'll help, too!
[19:06] Gosetsu
    I shall lend a hand as well.
[19:12] Allen
    Okay, fine...
[19:15] Allen
    Tell us what you need.
[19:17] Dorothea
    Oh yeah?!
[19:19] Dorothea
    Thanks a bunch!
[19:21] Dorothea
    But this favor is only for Mister
    Allen and Miss Charlotte,
[19:25] Dorothea
    so I only need you two.
[19:32] Allen
    So, to help you out of your predicament,
    what do you want us to do?
[19:37] Dorothea
    Before we go into that,
    may I tell you my story?
[19:42] Dorothea
    I used to be an author of multiple genres,
[19:45] Dorothea
    from horror and mystery,
    to social justice and history.
[19:50] Dorothea
    I was popular in the industry,
[19:52] Dorothea
    and I also considered myself to be a genius.
[19:57] Dorothea
    But one day, I tried to write
    a romance novel...
[20:02] Dorothea
    and found myself in a super heavy slump.
[20:05] Dorothea
    The deadline approached, but I
    couldn't produce even one sentence.
[20:09] Dorothea
    Driven into a corner, I...
[20:16] Allen
    Don't tell me you've been...
[20:19] Allen
    running away from your deadline
    in the basement for 30 years?
[20:24] Dorothea
    Because my editor is extremely scary!
[20:29] Allen
    This one is, to put it mildly...
[20:31] Gosetsu
    Garbage.
[20:33] Lü
    Yup, yup.
[20:35] Allen
    I have no obligation to
    help someone like this...
[20:38] Dorothea
    I'm starting to feel I'd rather
    not part with the mansion.
[20:43] Allen
    But I can't leave someone in trouble alone.
[20:47] Dorothea
    My 30 year slump will finally be over!
[20:53] Dorothea
    I got goosebumps looking at the two of you!
[20:56] Dorothea
    I'm certain this combination will be a hit!
[21:01] Charlotte
    Is that... so...?
[21:05] Dorothea
    I just want to make the world
    happy with my wonderful writing!
[21:12] Dorothea
    You understand, right, Miss Charlotte?!
[21:16] Charlotte
    Y-Yes...
[21:18] Allen
    So? What exactly do you need us to do?
[21:22] Dorothea
    I see...
[21:23] Dorothea
    The couple is a bossy type
    and a delicate, lovely girl.
[21:26] Dorothea
    Love that setting...
[21:29] Dorothea /I
    My sensor is reacting like crazy!
[21:33] Allen
    Are you listening to me?
[21:35] Allen
    What are you making us do?
[21:39] Dorothea
    Isn't that obvious?
[21:43] Dorothea
    Come on, you two!
[21:44] Dorothea
    For the sake of the new novel by extraordinary
    author, Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein,
[21:49] Dorothea
    I will need to you act lovey-dovey
    right here, right now!
[21:55] Allen/Charlotte
    What?!
[23:30] Lü
    What does "lovey-dovey" mean?
[23:32] Gosetsu
    For a man and a woman to flirt with each other.
[23:34] Gosetsu
    Next episode, "Naughty Skits."
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty Skits
[23:36] Dorothea
    I'll make them do this and that...
[23:38] Dorothea
    I'll make them do this and that...
[23:39] Lü/Gosetsu
    Gross.