E2 - Naughty Way to Release Stress

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[00:03] Allen/I
    To me, Charlotte was just a stranger
    I happened to come across.
[00:08] Allen/I
    Until yesterday.
[00:10] (Flashback) Allen
    Charlotte, I'm going to give you a crash
    course on all things naughty in the world!
[00:15] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I beg your pardon?
[00:16] (Flashback) Allen
    The first naughty thing is...
[00:24] Allen/I
    I never expected her to be
    so ecstatic over cakes.
[00:32] Allen/I
    She says she'll finish the cakes little by
    little since I preserved them with magic.
[00:39] Allen
    But simple food is too boring!
[00:42] Allen
    I need more.
[00:44] Allen
    I must give her more of what
    she's never experienced before.
[00:51] Allen
    I know just the thing.
[01:00] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:28] Sign
    Naughty Way to Release Stress
[02:33] Allen
    My goodness.
[02:35] Allen
    When did I fall asleep?
[02:39] Allen
    But I came up with so many great plans.
[02:42] Allen
    It was worth spending time on it.
[02:46] Allen
    This is the naughty list I compiled,
    after staying up all night!
[02:52] Allen
    It's the clever scheme my
    genius brain has created!
[02:55] Allen
    I'm sure Charlotte will be overjoyed!
SIGN    Summon lots of fluffy monsters and pet them to heart's content
SIGN    Create magic equipment using a lot of rare and precious materials
SIGN    Shove all the fools who oppose me into the full course of living hell
SIGN    Push on the dominos still in progress with magic and let them fall
SIGN    Write an epoch-making magical theory
SIGN    Construct a ginormous sandcastle
    in a sand box using magic
[03:04] Allen
    Wh-What are these?!
[03:07] Allen
    I'd be the only one who'd
    be happy with these plans.
[03:10] Allen
    I'd better create some more...
[03:17] Charlotte
    Good morning, Allen.
[03:19] Charlotte
    You're up early.
[03:20] Allen
    Yes, I fell asleep in the study...
[03:23] Allen/I
    I better keep quiet about the notebook
    I stayed up all night making!
[03:27] Charlotte
    Allen, did you not sleep
    last night because of work?
[03:31] Charlotte
    I saw you yawning earlier.
[03:34] Charlotte
    It's bad for your health.
[03:36] Allen
    R-Right, so I'm going to bed now.
[03:40] Allen
    Please have breakfast without me.
[03:42] Charlotte
    O-Of course.
[03:44] Charlotte
    Should I wake you up for lunch?
[03:46] Allen
    Please.
[03:48] Allen
    By the way, what is that?
[03:50] Charlotte
    Oh, it's a broom.
[03:51] Charlotte
    I am going to clean up the entrance.
[03:55] Allen/I
    I guess I had a worn-out one here...
[03:59] Charlotte
    Was I not supposed to?
[04:00] Allen
    Oh, it's not a problem.
[04:04] Allen
    But you already cleaned the assigned places.
[04:06] Allen
    I didn't ask you to do that much.
[04:09] Charlotte
    Since I'm in your debt, I thought
    I should make myself useful.
[04:15] Allen/I
    She is so diligent.
[04:17] Allen/I
    Her eyes, the glow of her skin, her breathing,
    everything says she's healthy.
[04:21] Allen/I
    I guess I can let her clean...
[04:26] Allen
    It's okay to take it easy in the morning.
[04:30] Charlotte
    Yes, but I'm used to this routine.
[04:33] Allen
    Oh, okay...
[04:36] Allen
    Were you cleaning every day when
    you were at the Duke's mansion?
[04:42] Allen/I
    No matter how horrible,
    her family is nobility.
[04:45] Allen/I
    They must have had countless servants.
[04:48] Allen/I
    If they still made her clean, then the
    reason must be rather unpleasant.
[04:55] Allen/I
    She was treated as less than a servant,
[04:57] Allen/I
    not to mention exiled from the country
    for a crime she didn't commit...
[05:02] Sign
    GRR
[05:03] Charlotte
    Oh, Allen?!
[05:03] Sign
    GRR
[05:04] Sign
    GRR
[05:05] Sign
    GRR
[05:06] Charlotte
    Um, sleep well!
[05:08] Charlotte
    I'll try to clean quietly.
[05:14] Allen
    She never speaks ill of others.
[05:17] Allen
    Not a word of resentment about her family or
    the ex-fiancé of a prince, who framed her.
[05:23] Allen
    If it were me, I would completely and
    thoroughly crush all of them to pieces...
[05:32] Allen
    It's not that she doesn't resent them.
[05:34] Allen
    She just doesn't see them as objects
    of resentment, I guess?
[05:37] Allen
    Even though she has something to say,
    she hesitates to say it out loud...
[05:42] Allen
    That's what it felt like.
[05:44] Allen
    What lies at the bottom of it is probably
    her fear towards them and her low self-esteem.
[05:52] Miacha
    Good Mornin—
[05:54] Miacha
    Hello? Who do we have here, nya?
[05:56] Charlotte
    Oh, um...
[05:58] Allen
    Scramble!
[05:59] Allen
    Hold on a minute!
[06:03] Charlotte
    Allen?
[06:08] Allen
    Pardon me.
[06:09] Allen
    This is a new maid I hired recently.
[06:12] Allen
    She's a rather shy—
[06:13] Miacha
    Nice to meet you!
[06:14] Miacha
    Our motto's "Speedy, Safe, and Super cute"!
[06:17] Miacha
    I'm Miacha, a courier with
    Satyros Shipping Company, nya!
[06:22] Allen
    She delivers my mail.
[06:26] Charlotte
    Oh, um...
[06:28] Charlotte
    N-Nice to meet you.
[06:30] Miacha
    Well, I didn't realize you were resourceful
    enough to hire a maid, Demon Lord.
[06:35] Charlotte
    D-Demon Lord?!
[06:38] Allen
    It's just my nickname.
[06:40] Allen
    How disrespectful.
[06:41] Miacha
    Demon Lord, your maid
    looks somehow familiar...
[06:47] Miacha
    More precisely, in the recent paper...
[06:53] Allen/I
    That reaction!
[06:55] Allen/I
    It's as good as admitting it.
[06:57] Allen/I
    Let's try and smooth things over...
[07:00] Allen/I
    If need be, I would—
[07:01] Allen
    Miacha, I can explain.
[07:04] Miacha
    Demon Lord, there's nothing
    to worry about, nya!
[07:06] Miacha
    At Satyros Shipping Company, the
    customers' needs comes first, nya!
[07:10] Miacha
    So it's none of my business who the maid
    at one of our customers' homes is!
[07:17] Allen
    I appreciate it.
[07:18] Miacha
    I have no idea what you mean, nya.
[07:21] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you.
[07:25] Miacha
    Don't mention it, nya!
[07:27] Miacha
    Neruz Kingdom is outside
    of our service area, nya!
[07:32] Allen
    What if it were within your service area?
[07:34] Miacha
    Hmm...
[07:35] Allen
    What's that face?
[07:36] Miacha
    Who knows?
[07:36] Sign
    Nya-ha
[07:36] Sign
    Nya-ha
[07:38] Allen/I
    This reaction says it could
    have gone south...?!
[07:41] Miacha
    Here's your delivery for today, nya!
[07:44] Allen
    Miacha, can I ask you to take a package?
[07:47] Miacha
    Of course, nya!
[07:49] Charlotte
    What's that?
[07:51] Allen
    It's the potion I deliver
    to the magic store in town.
[07:54] Allen
    Please be careful not to break the bottles.
[07:56] Miacha
    Of course, nya!
[07:58] Miacha
    Your potion is in high demand
    because it's excellent!
[08:02] Charlotte
    Allen, I didn't know that you make
    a living by selling potions...
[08:06] Miacha
    Why won't you live in town, nya?
[08:08] Miacha
    It'd be easier to make money that way.
[08:12] Allen
    There are people...
[08:14] Allen
    There are too many people in the city.
[08:19] Miacha
    You still don't like being
    around people, nya?
[08:21] Miacha
    You're young, so you've
    got to live a little!
[08:24] Allen
    That's none of your business!
[08:27] Miacha
    I-It's because your face looks so scary
    that people in town call you Demon Lord!
[08:31] Allen
    Say what?!
[08:34] Allen
    Well, I guess it's only natural people
    talk about an evil-looking sorcerer
[08:39] Allen
    living on the outskirts of the city...
[08:42] (Flashback) Child A
    It's up ahead, right?
[08:44] (Flashback) Child A
    The lair of the Demon Lord?
[08:45] (Flashback) Child B
    Yeah, he lives in the woods.
[08:49] (Flashback) Child B
    I hear he casts a spell on
    anyone who approaches his house
[08:52] (Flashback) Child B
    and turns them into puppets.
[08:54] (Flashback) Child A
    I bet there's lots of puppets
    displayed in his lair!
[08:59] (Flashback) Child B
    Exactly!
[09:00] (Flashback) Child C
    L-Let's not do this.
[09:02] (Flashback) Child C
    We're forbidden to go into
    the woods alone anyhow...
[09:04] (Flashback) Child A
    Don't be a chicken. Let's go!
[09:06] Child B
    Y-Yeah, don't be a chicken...
[09:07] (Flashback) Child A
    I'll defeat the Demon Lord myself!
[09:10] (Flashback) Allen
    Hey, brats.
[09:13] (Flashback) Allen
    It's not very safe around
    here, so be caref—
[09:16] (Flashback) Child A; B; C
    Ah! It's the Demon Lord!
[09:20] Allen
    Because of my unsettling nickname,
    kids come here as a test of courage.
[09:25] Allen
    I'm just living my life quietly over here...
[09:28] Charlotte
    So, "Demon Lord" really
    is just your nickname...
[09:31] Allen
    Of course it is.
[09:33] Allen
    I'm just a simple sorcerer.
[09:35] Miacha
    You hate people, but you can't
    abandon those in need...
[09:40] Miacha
    "Anti-social Mr. Nice Guy"
    is too complicated, nya.
[09:43] Miacha
    It's high time you find hobbies
    or a purpose for living, nya.
[09:47] Allen
    I said that's none of your business...
[09:52] Allen
    Listen, Miacha. I believe your company
    also handles mail order business, right?
[09:57] Miacha
    That's right, nya!
[09:58] Miacha
    We carry daily necessities, but I can get
    a hold of anything if you request it!
[10:05] Miacha
    Here are the catalogues!
[10:07] Allen
    You're reliable as ever.
[10:09] Allen
    Let's see...
[10:11] Allen
    Hmm, I see.
[10:13] Allen
    This is perfect.
[10:15] Allen
    Here, Charlotte.
[10:17] Charlotte
    Y-Yes?
[10:18] Allen
    I think I bought most of
    the daily necessities yesterday,
[10:21] Allen
    but make a list of whatever
    else you may need from there.
[10:24] Allen
    I'll place an order.
[10:26] Allen
    I don't know what ladies might need.
[10:29] Charlotte
    Yes.
[10:31] Miacha
    Is that all?
[10:33] Charlotte
    Yes! Thank you very much.
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:37] Charlotte
    Allen, I will pay you back.
[10:40] Allen
    No, there's no need. Don't worry.
[10:42] Charlotte
    What?! No, I couldn't impose on you!
[10:44] Charlotte
    You bought me cakes last night, and...
[10:47] Allen
    It's fine.
[10:48] Allen
    Just order whatever you want.
[10:50] Allen
    If I detect a hint of hesitation...
[10:52] Charlotte
    What then?
[10:54] Allen
    I will buy every single
    item in this catalogue.
[10:58] Charlotte
    Why do you have to be so extreme?!
[11:01] Allen
    You'd better choose what
    you want, you hear me?
[11:03] Charlotte
    O-Okay, I will!
[11:09] Charlotte
    Miacha...?
[11:10] Miacha
    Ms. Maid, you have it rough, nya.
[11:13] Miacha
    If you want to stop the tyranny of the
    Demon Lord, you gotta tell him off, nya!
[11:17] Charlote
    N-No, I'm in his debt, so
    I couldn't possibly...
[11:22] Miacha
    No?! If it were me...
[11:24] Miacha
    I'd give him a taste of my killer cat-punch
    for his arrogant attitude, nya!
[11:29] Miacha
    Listen.
[11:30] Miacha
    This is the best way to forget bad
    things and release stress-nya.
[11:34] Allen
    What a way to talk about
    your loyal customer...
[11:37] Charlotte
    Miacha!
[11:39] Allen
    That's it!
[11:48] Allen/I
    This is how I determined the next
    naughty thing to teach Charlotte.
[11:53] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:00] Miacha
    I've come to deliver your order, nya!
[12:06] Miacha
    These are the items Lottie ordered, nya!
[12:09] Allen
    Very good, thank you.
[12:12] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you very much!
[12:15] Miacha
    I'm certain you will like it, Lottie, nya!
[12:19] Miacha
    Please put it to good use, nya!
[12:19] Allen/I
    That's what she calls Charlotte now?
[12:21] Charlotte
    I will.
[12:21] Allen/I
    Looks like Miacha is
    totally attached to her.
[12:24] Miacha
    And here is the item you
    ordered, Demon Lord!
[12:29] Charlotte
    What is this?
[12:31] Allen
    Hm, I can see it's a quality item.
[12:36] Miacha
    Anyhow, what are you planning
    to do with this, Demon Lord?
[12:41] Allen
    Use it, obviously.
[12:42] Miacha
    What?! But you don't seem like the active type.
[12:45] Allen
    No, no, not me.
[12:49] Allen
    It's for Charlotte.
[12:51] Charlotte
    Wait, me?!
[12:52] Miacha
    Wow, Lottie is more active than she looks!
[12:56] Charlotte
    Wh-What exactly did you buy?
[13:02] Allen
    Behold.
[13:03] Allen
    I have prepared something
    I'm sure you'll love!
[13:12] Allen
    What do you think?
[13:12] Charlotte
    U-Um... what's this?
[13:14] Miacha
    That's a punching sand bag, nya!
[13:16] Miacha
    It's sports equipment used for boxing
    practice and exercises, nya!
[13:22] Charlotte
    Wait, um, please hold on!
[13:25] Charlotte
    Wh-Why should I be the one to use this?
[13:28] Charlotte
    Oh, maybe it's for physical exercise...?
[13:31] Allen
    Close, but not quite.
[13:33] Allen
    This is today's naughty thing!
[13:36] Charlotte
    N-Naughty thing...
[13:39] Allen
    That's right.
[13:41] Miacha
    Why's he trying to look cool?
[13:44] Miacha
    What do you mean by "naughty thing," nya?
[13:45] Miacha
    Is it a kind of play?
[13:47] Allen/Charlotte
    P-Play?
[13:49] Miacha
    Demon Lord, that's terrible, nya!
[13:52] Miacha
    With such an innocent and sweet girl...
[13:54] Allen
    What are you imagining?!
[13:56] Allen
    I won't do anything dangerous!
[14:01] Allen
    You're all set.
[14:03] Allen
    Now it's time to release your stress!
[14:06] Allen
    Punch this as hard as you can!
[14:08] Charlotte
    Th-This is...
[14:10] Charlotte
    My...
[14:11] Allen
    Yes, your "former" fiancé.
[14:18] Allen
    What you need isn't to accept everything.
[14:22] Allen
    It's to be angry.
[14:23] Charlotte
    To be angry?
[14:25] Allen
    That's right.
[14:26] Allen
    Sometimes being patient is necessary, but
    it is just as necessary to let yourself go.
[14:31] Allen
    Otherwise, you will eventually fall apart.
[14:34] Allen/I
    The emotions you ignore won't disappear.
[14:37] Allen/I
    They lurk in the bottom of your heart,
[14:39] Allen/I
    and eventually
    overflow to destroy you.
[14:42] Allen/I
    I don't want Charlotte to go through that.
[14:45] Allen
    Well, anyone would hesitate if
    they were told to hit something.
[14:50] Allen
    But soon enough, it becomes addictive...
[14:53] Miacha
    Why do you have to phrase
    it like a villain?!
[14:57] Charlotte
    B-But I'm not angry...
[15:01] Allen
    To find that photo, I looked
    through many newspapers.
[15:06] Allen
    I learned how you were treated
    as a villain in Neruz Kingdom,
[15:10] Allen
    and it frustrated me.
[15:11] Allen
    They took everything from you,
    they trampled on your dignity,
[15:14] Allen
    and you no longer have a place
    to stay in that country.
[15:17] Allen
    How are you not angry?
[15:19] Charlotte
    I'm sure the prince had a good reason.
[15:24] Allen
    If there was a good reason, then it's
    okay to toss you away like a rag?
[15:29] Allen
    You'll forgive their horrible
    behavior towards you?
[15:32] Miacha
    Demon Lord, perhaps that's
    overstepping a little...
[15:35] Charlotte
    It can't be helped.
[15:37] Charlotte
    I owe my family for raising me until now.
[15:41] Charlotte
    And I feel bad for the prince for
    having someone like me as a fiancée.
[15:48] Charlotte
    I can't resent them...
[15:52] Allen/I
    It looks like the root
    of the problem is rather deep.
[15:55] Allen/I
    Agh! Why?! My plan should have been perfect!
[16:00] Allen/I
    Here's the plan I came up with:
    First, let Charlotte realize her resentment.
SIGN    Let Charlotte realize
    her resentment
[16:03] Sign
    GRRR
[16:05] Charlotte
    I can't forgive him!
SIGN    Storm into the Neruz
    Kingdom and uncover
    the prince's evil deeds
[16:07] Allen/I
    Second, storm into the Neruz Kingdom and
    uncover the prince's evil deeds.
[16:11] Cecil
    H-How did you know?!
SIGN    Charlotte proves her
    innocence, and the
    bad guys are captured
[16:14] Allen/I
    Third, Charlotte proves her innocence,
    and the bad guys are captured.
[16:19] Cecil
    You'll pay for this!
SIGN    All problems are
    solved, and she lives
    happily ever after
[16:21] Allen/I
    Fourth, all problems are solved,
    and she lives happily ever after.
[16:24] Charlotte
    We did it, Allen!
[16:26] Allen/I
    But this won't be enough
    to heal Charlotte's heart.
[16:31] Allen/I
    She hasn't faced her feelings yet.
[16:34] Allen/I
    She's gotten too used to suppressing them.
[16:38] Allen/I
    At this rate, even if the prince is
    condemned, she'll probably blame herself for it.
[16:45] Miacha
    Excuse me, Demon Lord...?
[16:48] Miacha
    I don't think it's classy of me to stick my
    nose into other people's family business,
[16:54] Miacha
    but I believe you should leave
    it alone for a little bit, nya.
[16:58] Allen
    I agree with you there, more or less.
[17:00] Miacha
    More or less?
[17:01] Allen/I
    Charlotte's wound is deep.
[17:04] Allen/I
    But it's not in my nature to
    wait and let time heal it!
[17:10] Allen
    Charlotte.
[17:11] Charlotte
    Y-Yes...?
[17:14] Allen
    Instead of the sand bag... instead
    of the sand bag, you should hit me!
[17:20] Charlotte
    I beg your pardon?
[17:24] Allen
    You didn't hear me?
[17:26] Allen
    I told you to hit me.
[17:28] Charlotte
    Well, I heard you loud and clear, but...
[17:28] Sign
    PANICKY
[17:28] Sign
    PANICKY
[17:31] Miacha
    Demon Lord, I didn't know you
    were into that as well, nya!
[17:35] Allen
    Don't get me wrong.
[17:37] Allen
    This is one of the naughty things.
[17:39] Allen
    Come on, Charlotte.
[17:41] Allen
    Just hit me as hard as you can—
[17:43] Charlotte
    I-I could never do such a thing!
[17:45] Allen
    Charlotte...
[17:46] Charlotte
    I owe you so much, Allen.
[17:49] Charlotte
    The idea of hitting you is just—
[17:50] Allen
    It's not a matter of if you can do it.
[17:53] Allen
    You will do it.
[18:16] Charlotte
    A-Allen?!
[18:20] Charlotte
    Wh-What was that just now?!
[18:22] Charlotte
    My glove moved on its own...
[18:25] Allen
    It's my magic.
[18:27] Allen
    I manipulated your right arm to hit me.
[18:31] Allen
    I tried to reproduce the corkscrew
    punch of a professional boxer.
[18:35] Allen
    Charlotte, that was a good punch.
[18:38] Miacha
    What am I being made to watch, nya?!
[18:42] Charlotte
    Blood?! You're bleeding!
[18:46] Allen
    It's not a big deal.
[18:49] Allen
    Listen, Charlotte.
[18:51] Allen
    I want you to know this.
[18:52] Charlotte
    Y-Yes?
[18:54] Allen
    No matter how much you punch me,
    step on me, curse and call me names...
[18:59] Allen
    Whatever happens, I will never abandon you.
[19:03] Allen
    I'm on your side, Charlotte.
[19:07] Allen
    This isn't the household you used to live in.
[19:09] Allen
    You're allowed to feel
    anything and say anything.
[19:12] Allen
    You are free.
[19:15] Charlotte
    Free...?
[19:18] Charlotte
    Did you make me punch you
    just to tell me that?!
[19:21] Allen
    Of course I did.
[19:23] Allen
    You wouldn't change your mind
    if I didn't go this far.
[19:26] Charlotte
    Still...
[19:28] Charlotte
    I can't believe you'd resort
    to such a desperate act!
SIGN    TREMBLE
SIGN    TREMBLE
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[19:32] Allen/I
    Look at that.
[19:34] Allen/I
    She can be angry when she wants to.
[19:36] Allen
    Y-You may think that, but an injury of
    this level can be healed right away.
[19:41] Allen
    Here, watch.
[19:47] Allen
    There's nothing that cannot be undone.
[19:49] Allen
    So I want you to be unafraid
    of anything and everything.
[19:53] Charlotte
    Allen...
[19:55] Charlotte
    However!
[19:57] Charlotte
    It doesn't change the fact
    that you got hurt, does it?!
[20:00] Allen
    Um, well, that is true...
[20:03] Miacha
    What is this conversation...?
[20:06] Charlotte
    Please don't do anything
    like this ever again.
[20:10] Charlotte
    My poor heart can't take it!
[20:17] Allen
    O-Okay!
[20:19] Allen
    I promise.
[20:23] Charlotte
    I've been living my life, being
    afraid of a lot of things.
[20:27] Charlotte
    But not anymore, right?
[20:29] Allen
    That's right.
[20:31] Charlotte
    I will try my best!
[20:33] Charlotte
    It may not come right away, but I want to
    be able to say what I'm thinking out loud!
[20:40] Allen
    Right. There's no need to rush.
[20:43] Allen
    I'll be by your side no
    matter how long it takes.
[20:47] Allen/I
    It's wildly different from the initial plan,
    but Charlotte can now make a fresh start.
[20:53] Allen/I
    I will watch over her.
[20:55] Miacha
    What a nice story, nya...
[20:59] Allen
    Miacha, I'm sorry.
[21:01] Allen
    I made you deliver this...
[21:04] Allen
    But looks like it might be a while
    until there's a need for it.
[21:07] Miacha
    Oh no, please don't mention it, nya!
[21:10] Miacha
    I would appreciate your continued
    patronage at Satyros Shipping Company though!
[21:15] Allen
    Yes, of course that's my plan.
[21:16] Allen
    Why do you ask?
[21:17] Miacha
    I mean... I'm sure you'd be in need of
    all sorts of items in the future, nya!
[21:22] Miacha
    A double bed, rings, and soon
    you'll need baby stuff, nya.
[21:27] Miacha
    It's my time to shine as a courier, nya!
[21:31] Allen
    Why would I need stuff like that...?
[21:33] Charlotte
    I don't know.
[21:40] Miacha
    Let's see, what else...?
[21:53] Eruca
    I found you.
[21:55] Eruca
    You're not getting away anymore...
[23:30] Miacha
    What kind of naughty thing
    will they do next?
[23:33] Allen
    I hope you're not imagining
    something inappropriate.
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty Show Down
[23:36] Allen
    Next episode, "Naughty Show Down."
[23:37] Miacha
    There's a lot to look forward to, nya!