E2 - Naughty Way to Release Stress
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[00:03] Allen/I
To me, Charlotte was just a stranger
I happened to come across.
[00:08] Allen/I
Until yesterday.
[00:10] (Flashback) Allen
Charlotte, I'm going to give you a crash
course on all things naughty in the world!
[00:15] (Flashback) Charlotte
I beg your pardon?
[00:16] (Flashback) Allen
The first naughty thing is...
[00:24] Allen/I
I never expected her to be
so ecstatic over cakes.
[00:32] Allen/I
She says she'll finish the cakes little by
little since I preserved them with magic.
[00:39] Allen
But simple food is too boring!
[00:42] Allen
I need more.
[00:44] Allen
I must give her more of what
she's never experienced before.
[00:51] Allen
I know just the thing.
[01:00] Sign
I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:28] Sign
Naughty Way to Release Stress
[02:33] Allen
My goodness.
[02:35] Allen
When did I fall asleep?
[02:39] Allen
But I came up with so many great plans.
[02:42] Allen
It was worth spending time on it.
[02:46] Allen
This is the naughty list I compiled,
after staying up all night!
[02:52] Allen
It's the clever scheme my
genius brain has created!
[02:55] Allen
I'm sure Charlotte will be overjoyed!
SIGN Summon lots of fluffy monsters and pet them to heart's content
SIGN Create magic equipment using a lot of rare and precious materials
SIGN Shove all the fools who oppose me into the full course of living hell
SIGN Push on the dominos still in progress with magic and let them fall
SIGN Write an epoch-making magical theory
SIGN Construct a ginormous sandcastle
in a sand box using magic
[03:04] Allen
Wh-What are these?!
[03:07] Allen
I'd be the only one who'd
be happy with these plans.
[03:10] Allen
I'd better create some more...
[03:17] Charlotte
Good morning, Allen.
[03:19] Charlotte
You're up early.
[03:20] Allen
Yes, I fell asleep in the study...
[03:23] Allen/I
I better keep quiet about the notebook
I stayed up all night making!
[03:27] Charlotte
Allen, did you not sleep
last night because of work?
[03:31] Charlotte
I saw you yawning earlier.
[03:34] Charlotte
It's bad for your health.
[03:36] Allen
R-Right, so I'm going to bed now.
[03:40] Allen
Please have breakfast without me.
[03:42] Charlotte
O-Of course.
[03:44] Charlotte
Should I wake you up for lunch?
[03:46] Allen
Please.
[03:48] Allen
By the way, what is that?
[03:50] Charlotte
Oh, it's a broom.
[03:51] Charlotte
I am going to clean up the entrance.
[03:55] Allen/I
I guess I had a worn-out one here...
[03:59] Charlotte
Was I not supposed to?
[04:00] Allen
Oh, it's not a problem.
[04:04] Allen
But you already cleaned the assigned places.
[04:06] Allen
I didn't ask you to do that much.
[04:09] Charlotte
Since I'm in your debt, I thought
I should make myself useful.
[04:15] Allen/I
She is so diligent.
[04:17] Allen/I
Her eyes, the glow of her skin, her breathing,
everything says she's healthy.
[04:21] Allen/I
I guess I can let her clean...
[04:26] Allen
It's okay to take it easy in the morning.
[04:30] Charlotte
Yes, but I'm used to this routine.
[04:33] Allen
Oh, okay...
[04:36] Allen
Were you cleaning every day when
you were at the Duke's mansion?
[04:42] Allen/I
No matter how horrible,
her family is nobility.
[04:45] Allen/I
They must have had countless servants.
[04:48] Allen/I
If they still made her clean, then the
reason must be rather unpleasant.
[04:55] Allen/I
She was treated as less than a servant,
[04:57] Allen/I
not to mention exiled from the country
for a crime she didn't commit...
[05:02] Sign
GRR
[05:03] Charlotte
Oh, Allen?!
[05:03] Sign
GRR
[05:04] Sign
GRR
[05:05] Sign
GRR
[05:06] Charlotte
Um, sleep well!
[05:08] Charlotte
I'll try to clean quietly.
[05:14] Allen
She never speaks ill of others.
[05:17] Allen
Not a word of resentment about her family or
the ex-fiancé of a prince, who framed her.
[05:23] Allen
If it were me, I would completely and
thoroughly crush all of them to pieces...
[05:32] Allen
It's not that she doesn't resent them.
[05:34] Allen
She just doesn't see them as objects
of resentment, I guess?
[05:37] Allen
Even though she has something to say,
she hesitates to say it out loud...
[05:42] Allen
That's what it felt like.
[05:44] Allen
What lies at the bottom of it is probably
her fear towards them and her low self-esteem.
[05:52] Miacha
Good Mornin—
[05:54] Miacha
Hello? Who do we have here, nya?
[05:56] Charlotte
Oh, um...
[05:58] Allen
Scramble!
[05:59] Allen
Hold on a minute!
[06:03] Charlotte
Allen?
[06:08] Allen
Pardon me.
[06:09] Allen
This is a new maid I hired recently.
[06:12] Allen
She's a rather shy—
[06:13] Miacha
Nice to meet you!
[06:14] Miacha
Our motto's "Speedy, Safe, and Super cute"!
[06:17] Miacha
I'm Miacha, a courier with
Satyros Shipping Company, nya!
[06:22] Allen
She delivers my mail.
[06:26] Charlotte
Oh, um...
[06:28] Charlotte
N-Nice to meet you.
[06:30] Miacha
Well, I didn't realize you were resourceful
enough to hire a maid, Demon Lord.
[06:35] Charlotte
D-Demon Lord?!
[06:38] Allen
It's just my nickname.
[06:40] Allen
How disrespectful.
[06:41] Miacha
Demon Lord, your maid
looks somehow familiar...
[06:47] Miacha
More precisely, in the recent paper...
[06:53] Allen/I
That reaction!
[06:55] Allen/I
It's as good as admitting it.
[06:57] Allen/I
Let's try and smooth things over...
[07:00] Allen/I
If need be, I would—
[07:01] Allen
Miacha, I can explain.
[07:04] Miacha
Demon Lord, there's nothing
to worry about, nya!
[07:06] Miacha
At Satyros Shipping Company, the
customers' needs comes first, nya!
[07:10] Miacha
So it's none of my business who the maid
at one of our customers' homes is!
[07:17] Allen
I appreciate it.
[07:18] Miacha
I have no idea what you mean, nya.
[07:21] Charlotte
Th-Thank you.
[07:25] Miacha
Don't mention it, nya!
[07:27] Miacha
Neruz Kingdom is outside
of our service area, nya!
[07:32] Allen
What if it were within your service area?
[07:34] Miacha
Hmm...
[07:35] Allen
What's that face?
[07:36] Miacha
Who knows?
[07:36] Sign
Nya-ha
[07:36] Sign
Nya-ha
[07:38] Allen/I
This reaction says it could
have gone south...?!
[07:41] Miacha
Here's your delivery for today, nya!
[07:44] Allen
Miacha, can I ask you to take a package?
[07:47] Miacha
Of course, nya!
[07:49] Charlotte
What's that?
[07:51] Allen
It's the potion I deliver
to the magic store in town.
[07:54] Allen
Please be careful not to break the bottles.
[07:56] Miacha
Of course, nya!
[07:58] Miacha
Your potion is in high demand
because it's excellent!
[08:02] Charlotte
Allen, I didn't know that you make
a living by selling potions...
[08:06] Miacha
Why won't you live in town, nya?
[08:08] Miacha
It'd be easier to make money that way.
[08:12] Allen
There are people...
[08:14] Allen
There are too many people in the city.
[08:19] Miacha
You still don't like being
around people, nya?
[08:21] Miacha
You're young, so you've
got to live a little!
[08:24] Allen
That's none of your business!
[08:27] Miacha
I-It's because your face looks so scary
that people in town call you Demon Lord!
[08:31] Allen
Say what?!
[08:34] Allen
Well, I guess it's only natural people
talk about an evil-looking sorcerer
[08:39] Allen
living on the outskirts of the city...
[08:42] (Flashback) Child A
It's up ahead, right?
[08:44] (Flashback) Child A
The lair of the Demon Lord?
[08:45] (Flashback) Child B
Yeah, he lives in the woods.
[08:49] (Flashback) Child B
I hear he casts a spell on
anyone who approaches his house
[08:52] (Flashback) Child B
and turns them into puppets.
[08:54] (Flashback) Child A
I bet there's lots of puppets
displayed in his lair!
[08:59] (Flashback) Child B
Exactly!
[09:00] (Flashback) Child C
L-Let's not do this.
[09:02] (Flashback) Child C
We're forbidden to go into
the woods alone anyhow...
[09:04] (Flashback) Child A
Don't be a chicken. Let's go!
[09:06] Child B
Y-Yeah, don't be a chicken...
[09:07] (Flashback) Child A
I'll defeat the Demon Lord myself!
[09:10] (Flashback) Allen
Hey, brats.
[09:13] (Flashback) Allen
It's not very safe around
here, so be caref—
[09:16] (Flashback) Child A; B; C
Ah! It's the Demon Lord!
[09:20] Allen
Because of my unsettling nickname,
kids come here as a test of courage.
[09:25] Allen
I'm just living my life quietly over here...
[09:28] Charlotte
So, "Demon Lord" really
is just your nickname...
[09:31] Allen
Of course it is.
[09:33] Allen
I'm just a simple sorcerer.
[09:35] Miacha
You hate people, but you can't
abandon those in need...
[09:40] Miacha
"Anti-social Mr. Nice Guy"
is too complicated, nya.
[09:43] Miacha
It's high time you find hobbies
or a purpose for living, nya.
[09:47] Allen
I said that's none of your business...
[09:52] Allen
Listen, Miacha. I believe your company
also handles mail order business, right?
[09:57] Miacha
That's right, nya!
[09:58] Miacha
We carry daily necessities, but I can get
a hold of anything if you request it!
[10:05] Miacha
Here are the catalogues!
[10:07] Allen
You're reliable as ever.
[10:09] Allen
Let's see...
[10:11] Allen
Hmm, I see.
[10:13] Allen
This is perfect.
[10:15] Allen
Here, Charlotte.
[10:17] Charlotte
Y-Yes?
[10:18] Allen
I think I bought most of
the daily necessities yesterday,
[10:21] Allen
but make a list of whatever
else you may need from there.
[10:24] Allen
I'll place an order.
[10:26] Allen
I don't know what ladies might need.
[10:29] Charlotte
Yes.
[10:31] Miacha
Is that all?
[10:33] Charlotte
Yes! Thank you very much.
[10:33] Sign
EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
EXCITED
[10:37] Charlotte
Allen, I will pay you back.
[10:40] Allen
No, there's no need. Don't worry.
[10:42] Charlotte
What?! No, I couldn't impose on you!
[10:44] Charlotte
You bought me cakes last night, and...
[10:47] Allen
It's fine.
[10:48] Allen
Just order whatever you want.
[10:50] Allen
If I detect a hint of hesitation...
[10:52] Charlotte
What then?
[10:54] Allen
I will buy every single
item in this catalogue.
[10:58] Charlotte
Why do you have to be so extreme?!
[11:01] Allen
You'd better choose what
you want, you hear me?
[11:03] Charlotte
O-Okay, I will!
[11:09] Charlotte
Miacha...?
[11:10] Miacha
Ms. Maid, you have it rough, nya.
[11:13] Miacha
If you want to stop the tyranny of the
Demon Lord, you gotta tell him off, nya!
[11:17] Charlote
N-No, I'm in his debt, so
I couldn't possibly...
[11:22] Miacha
No?! If it were me...
[11:24] Miacha
I'd give him a taste of my killer cat-punch
for his arrogant attitude, nya!
[11:29] Miacha
Listen.
[11:30] Miacha
This is the best way to forget bad
things and release stress-nya.
[11:34] Allen
What a way to talk about
your loyal customer...
[11:37] Charlotte
Miacha!
[11:39] Allen
That's it!
[11:48] Allen/I
This is how I determined the next
naughty thing to teach Charlotte.
[11:53] Sign
I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:00] Miacha
I've come to deliver your order, nya!
[12:06] Miacha
These are the items Lottie ordered, nya!
[12:09] Allen
Very good, thank you.
[12:12] Charlotte
Th-Thank you very much!
[12:15] Miacha
I'm certain you will like it, Lottie, nya!
[12:19] Miacha
Please put it to good use, nya!
[12:19] Allen/I
That's what she calls Charlotte now?
[12:21] Charlotte
I will.
[12:21] Allen/I
Looks like Miacha is
totally attached to her.
[12:24] Miacha
And here is the item you
ordered, Demon Lord!
[12:29] Charlotte
What is this?
[12:31] Allen
Hm, I can see it's a quality item.
[12:36] Miacha
Anyhow, what are you planning
to do with this, Demon Lord?
[12:41] Allen
Use it, obviously.
[12:42] Miacha
What?! But you don't seem like the active type.
[12:45] Allen
No, no, not me.
[12:49] Allen
It's for Charlotte.
[12:51] Charlotte
Wait, me?!
[12:52] Miacha
Wow, Lottie is more active than she looks!
[12:56] Charlotte
Wh-What exactly did you buy?
[13:02] Allen
Behold.
[13:03] Allen
I have prepared something
I'm sure you'll love!
[13:12] Allen
What do you think?
[13:12] Charlotte
U-Um... what's this?
[13:14] Miacha
That's a punching sand bag, nya!
[13:16] Miacha
It's sports equipment used for boxing
practice and exercises, nya!
[13:22] Charlotte
Wait, um, please hold on!
[13:25] Charlotte
Wh-Why should I be the one to use this?
[13:28] Charlotte
Oh, maybe it's for physical exercise...?
[13:31] Allen
Close, but not quite.
[13:33] Allen
This is today's naughty thing!
[13:36] Charlotte
N-Naughty thing...
[13:39] Allen
That's right.
[13:41] Miacha
Why's he trying to look cool?
[13:44] Miacha
What do you mean by "naughty thing," nya?
[13:45] Miacha
Is it a kind of play?
[13:47] Allen/Charlotte
P-Play?
[13:49] Miacha
Demon Lord, that's terrible, nya!
[13:52] Miacha
With such an innocent and sweet girl...
[13:54] Allen
What are you imagining?!
[13:56] Allen
I won't do anything dangerous!
[14:01] Allen
You're all set.
[14:03] Allen
Now it's time to release your stress!
[14:06] Allen
Punch this as hard as you can!
[14:08] Charlotte
Th-This is...
[14:10] Charlotte
My...
[14:11] Allen
Yes, your "former" fiancé.
[14:18] Allen
What you need isn't to accept everything.
[14:22] Allen
It's to be angry.
[14:23] Charlotte
To be angry?
[14:25] Allen
That's right.
[14:26] Allen
Sometimes being patient is necessary, but
it is just as necessary to let yourself go.
[14:31] Allen
Otherwise, you will eventually fall apart.
[14:34] Allen/I
The emotions you ignore won't disappear.
[14:37] Allen/I
They lurk in the bottom of your heart,
[14:39] Allen/I
and eventually
overflow to destroy you.
[14:42] Allen/I
I don't want Charlotte to go through that.
[14:45] Allen
Well, anyone would hesitate if
they were told to hit something.
[14:50] Allen
But soon enough, it becomes addictive...
[14:53] Miacha
Why do you have to phrase
it like a villain?!
[14:57] Charlotte
B-But I'm not angry...
[15:01] Allen
To find that photo, I looked
through many newspapers.
[15:06] Allen
I learned how you were treated
as a villain in Neruz Kingdom,
[15:10] Allen
and it frustrated me.
[15:11] Allen
They took everything from you,
they trampled on your dignity,
[15:14] Allen
and you no longer have a place
to stay in that country.
[15:17] Allen
How are you not angry?
[15:19] Charlotte
I'm sure the prince had a good reason.
[15:24] Allen
If there was a good reason, then it's
okay to toss you away like a rag?
[15:29] Allen
You'll forgive their horrible
behavior towards you?
[15:32] Miacha
Demon Lord, perhaps that's
overstepping a little...
[15:35] Charlotte
It can't be helped.
[15:37] Charlotte
I owe my family for raising me until now.
[15:41] Charlotte
And I feel bad for the prince for
having someone like me as a fiancée.
[15:48] Charlotte
I can't resent them...
[15:52] Allen/I
It looks like the root
of the problem is rather deep.
[15:55] Allen/I
Agh! Why?! My plan should have been perfect!
[16:00] Allen/I
Here's the plan I came up with:
First, let Charlotte realize her resentment.
SIGN Let Charlotte realize
her resentment
[16:03] Sign
GRRR
[16:05] Charlotte
I can't forgive him!
SIGN Storm into the Neruz
Kingdom and uncover
the prince's evil deeds
[16:07] Allen/I
Second, storm into the Neruz Kingdom and
uncover the prince's evil deeds.
[16:11] Cecil
H-How did you know?!
SIGN Charlotte proves her
innocence, and the
bad guys are captured
[16:14] Allen/I
Third, Charlotte proves her innocence,
and the bad guys are captured.
[16:19] Cecil
You'll pay for this!
SIGN All problems are
solved, and she lives
happily ever after
[16:21] Allen/I
Fourth, all problems are solved,
and she lives happily ever after.
[16:24] Charlotte
We did it, Allen!
[16:26] Allen/I
But this won't be enough
to heal Charlotte's heart.
[16:31] Allen/I
She hasn't faced her feelings yet.
[16:34] Allen/I
She's gotten too used to suppressing them.
[16:38] Allen/I
At this rate, even if the prince is
condemned, she'll probably blame herself for it.
[16:45] Miacha
Excuse me, Demon Lord...?
[16:48] Miacha
I don't think it's classy of me to stick my
nose into other people's family business,
[16:54] Miacha
but I believe you should leave
it alone for a little bit, nya.
[16:58] Allen
I agree with you there, more or less.
[17:00] Miacha
More or less?
[17:01] Allen/I
Charlotte's wound is deep.
[17:04] Allen/I
But it's not in my nature to
wait and let time heal it!
[17:10] Allen
Charlotte.
[17:11] Charlotte
Y-Yes...?
[17:14] Allen
Instead of the sand bag... instead
of the sand bag, you should hit me!
[17:20] Charlotte
I beg your pardon?
[17:24] Allen
You didn't hear me?
[17:26] Allen
I told you to hit me.
[17:28] Charlotte
Well, I heard you loud and clear, but...
[17:28] Sign
PANICKY
[17:28] Sign
PANICKY
[17:31] Miacha
Demon Lord, I didn't know you
were into that as well, nya!
[17:35] Allen
Don't get me wrong.
[17:37] Allen
This is one of the naughty things.
[17:39] Allen
Come on, Charlotte.
[17:41] Allen
Just hit me as hard as you can—
[17:43] Charlotte
I-I could never do such a thing!
[17:45] Allen
Charlotte...
[17:46] Charlotte
I owe you so much, Allen.
[17:49] Charlotte
The idea of hitting you is just—
[17:50] Allen
It's not a matter of if you can do it.
[17:53] Allen
You will do it.
[18:16] Charlotte
A-Allen?!
[18:20] Charlotte
Wh-What was that just now?!
[18:22] Charlotte
My glove moved on its own...
[18:25] Allen
It's my magic.
[18:27] Allen
I manipulated your right arm to hit me.
[18:31] Allen
I tried to reproduce the corkscrew
punch of a professional boxer.
[18:35] Allen
Charlotte, that was a good punch.
[18:38] Miacha
What am I being made to watch, nya?!
[18:42] Charlotte
Blood?! You're bleeding!
[18:46] Allen
It's not a big deal.
[18:49] Allen
Listen, Charlotte.
[18:51] Allen
I want you to know this.
[18:52] Charlotte
Y-Yes?
[18:54] Allen
No matter how much you punch me,
step on me, curse and call me names...
[18:59] Allen
Whatever happens, I will never abandon you.
[19:03] Allen
I'm on your side, Charlotte.
[19:07] Allen
This isn't the household you used to live in.
[19:09] Allen
You're allowed to feel
anything and say anything.
[19:12] Allen
You are free.
[19:15] Charlotte
Free...?
[19:18] Charlotte
Did you make me punch you
just to tell me that?!
[19:21] Allen
Of course I did.
[19:23] Allen
You wouldn't change your mind
if I didn't go this far.
[19:26] Charlotte
Still...
[19:28] Charlotte
I can't believe you'd resort
to such a desperate act!
SIGN TREMBLE
SIGN TREMBLE
SIGN TREMBLE
[19:32] Allen/I
Look at that.
[19:34] Allen/I
She can be angry when she wants to.
[19:36] Allen
Y-You may think that, but an injury of
this level can be healed right away.
[19:41] Allen
Here, watch.
[19:47] Allen
There's nothing that cannot be undone.
[19:49] Allen
So I want you to be unafraid
of anything and everything.
[19:53] Charlotte
Allen...
[19:55] Charlotte
However!
[19:57] Charlotte
It doesn't change the fact
that you got hurt, does it?!
[20:00] Allen
Um, well, that is true...
[20:03] Miacha
What is this conversation...?
[20:06] Charlotte
Please don't do anything
like this ever again.
[20:10] Charlotte
My poor heart can't take it!
[20:17] Allen
O-Okay!
[20:19] Allen
I promise.
[20:23] Charlotte
I've been living my life, being
afraid of a lot of things.
[20:27] Charlotte
But not anymore, right?
[20:29] Allen
That's right.
[20:31] Charlotte
I will try my best!
[20:33] Charlotte
It may not come right away, but I want to
be able to say what I'm thinking out loud!
[20:40] Allen
Right. There's no need to rush.
[20:43] Allen
I'll be by your side no
matter how long it takes.
[20:47] Allen/I
It's wildly different from the initial plan,
but Charlotte can now make a fresh start.
[20:53] Allen/I
I will watch over her.
[20:55] Miacha
What a nice story, nya...
[20:59] Allen
Miacha, I'm sorry.
[21:01] Allen
I made you deliver this...
[21:04] Allen
But looks like it might be a while
until there's a need for it.
[21:07] Miacha
Oh no, please don't mention it, nya!
[21:10] Miacha
I would appreciate your continued
patronage at Satyros Shipping Company though!
[21:15] Allen
Yes, of course that's my plan.
[21:16] Allen
Why do you ask?
[21:17] Miacha
I mean... I'm sure you'd be in need of
all sorts of items in the future, nya!
[21:22] Miacha
A double bed, rings, and soon
you'll need baby stuff, nya.
[21:27] Miacha
It's my time to shine as a courier, nya!
[21:31] Allen
Why would I need stuff like that...?
[21:33] Charlotte
I don't know.
[21:40] Miacha
Let's see, what else...?
[21:53] Eruca
I found you.
[21:55] Eruca
You're not getting away anymore...
[23:30] Miacha
What kind of naughty thing
will they do next?
[23:33] Allen
I hope you're not imagining
something inappropriate.
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
Naughty Show Down
[23:36] Allen
Next episode, "Naughty Show Down."
[23:37] Miacha
There's a lot to look forward to, nya!