E3 - Naughty Showdown
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[00:02] Sign
I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
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Naughty Show Down
[01:37] Allen
Charlotte, would you like coffee or tea?
[01:42] Charlotte
I'll take whatever you're having.
[01:49] Allen
I'm having this super special,
nasty, nutritious potion.
[01:52] Allen
Are you sure you want the same?
[01:55] Charlotte
I'll have tea!
[01:58] Allen
Didn't I tell you to be honest?
[02:00] Charlotte
It's just choosing a beverage.
[02:03] Charlotte
It's not a big deal.
[02:04] Allen
But you couldn't even do
that before, could you?
[02:10] Charlotte
It is true that my running away
from the house was the first time
[02:13] Charlotte
I decided to do something on
my own since they took me in.
[02:17] Allen
The first was running away,
and this is the second one?
[02:19] Allen
What a series of important choices.
[02:21] Charlotte
You think so?
[02:23] Allen
Yes.
[02:24] Allen
If there are other things you
want to try, let me know.
[02:27] Charlotte
Things I want to try?
[02:39] Eruca
I found you!
[02:42] Allen
I'd like to ask for future reference.
[02:45] Allen
How did you find me?
[02:46] Eruca
Easy.
[02:47] Eruca
I narrowed my search to this
region from the pollen on your letter.
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That way
[02:51] Eruca
And I asked people one by one if
they knew a strange sorcerer.
[02:52] (Flashback) Boys
That way.
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[02:57] Allen
I see that your unwanted
initiative remains unchanged.
[03:00] Charlotte
Allen, who is this?
[03:04] Eruca
That's my line, you know?
[03:07] Eruca
But whatever.
[03:09] Eruca
I'm Eruca Crawford, an
apprentice sorcery engineer.
[03:12] Eruca
I'm his little sister!
[03:14] Charlotte
Your sister?
[03:15] Allen
Step-sister, to be exact.
[03:17] Charlotte
Step-sister?
[03:22] Allen
I lost my parents when I was young,
and the Crawfords took me in.
[03:27] Allen
Eruca is their daughter.
[03:29] Charlotte
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
pry into your family situation...
[03:33] Allen
I don't mind.
[03:35] Allen
By the way, you and Eruca are the same age.
[03:38] Eruca
Excuse me, but I mind!
[03:40] Eruca
Who's this?
[03:42] Eruca
Is it your girlfriend?
[03:43] Charlotte
Girl... No...!
[03:46] Allen
She's not!
[03:46] Charlotte
I'm not!
[03:48] Eruca
In unison...
[03:50] Allen
Listen, Eruca.
[03:52] Allen
I'm sure it'll make Charlotte
sick to her stomach
[03:55] Allen
to be mistaken as the girlfriend of
a social misfit with character flaws
[03:59] Allen
who's also a dour, genius sorcerer.
[04:02] Allen
For her honor's sake, I am
going to firmly deny that.
[04:06] Charlotte
I-I would never think that!
[04:09] Eruca
Doesn't it make you sad saying that?
[04:12] Allen
It's the truth.
[04:13] Eruca
That's nothing to be proud of.
[04:15] Eruca
So, who is she if she's not your girlfriend?
[04:20] Charlotte
I-I'm...
[04:22] Allen
This is Charlotte Evans.
[04:24] Allen
A criminal who's run away
from the neighboring nation.
[04:27] Charlotte
Wait, Allen...
[04:29] Allen
It's pointless to hide.
[04:31] Allen
She's going to find out sooner or later.
[04:35] Allen
It's better to be honest and tell her.
[04:38] Charlotte
If you say so, Allen...
[04:41] Allen
Well then, let's begin with
how Charlotte and I met...
[04:46] Eruca
So, in short, you're hiding this girl
who's been exiled from her country
[04:50] Eruca
for a crime she didn't commit and
teaching her naughty things...
[04:55] Eruca
I've always thought you were
an idiot, but I was wrong.
[04:59] Eruca
You're a huge idiot!
[05:00] Allen
I see. Why?
[05:02] Eruca
Isn't that obvious?
[05:05] Eruca
Instead of feeding her
and making her hit you,
[05:09] Eruca
teach her naughty things that girls actually enjoy!
[05:14] Charlotte
That's your takeaway?!
[05:18] Eruca
It must have been so hard!
[05:20] Eruca
If there's anything I can
do, feel free to tell me!
[05:25] Charlotte
U-Um...
[05:27] Charlotte
Are you sure?
[05:28] Charlotte
It's weird coming from me, but
I'm suspicious, aren't I?
[05:32] Eruca
But my brother believes you, right?
[05:34] Eruca
Then you're good!
[05:36] Eruca
My bro may not be much, but he can
sniff out bad guys like a dog!
[05:44] Allen
So, what is your actual
purpose for coming here?
[05:47] Eruca
I came here to bring you home,
but that doesn't matter now!
[05:52] Eruca
I'll take care of Charlotte too!
[05:54] Eruca
I can teach her all kinds
of naughty things...
[05:57] Allen
You, teaching Charlotte?
[05:59] Allen
Don't make me laugh.
[06:01] Eruca
What do you mean?
[06:03] Allen
I can teach her naughty
things better than anyone!
[06:08] Allen
You are not needed.
[06:10] Eruca
There are women's pleasures that can
only be taught by another woman!
[06:14] Allen
Don't be ridiculous!
[06:16] Allen
I think about naughty things day and night.
[06:19] Allen
You wouldn't even come close!
[06:21] Eruca
What?!
[06:23] Eruca
I can make her weak in the
knees with my techniques!
[06:26] Eruca
Arguing here isn't going to get us anywhere.
[06:29] Allen
You want to compete and see who can
teach more naughty things to Charlotte?
[06:34] Charlotte
What kind of competition is that?!
[06:38] Allen/Eruca
You're on!
[06:49] Allen
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[06:57] Charlotte
My hair... has turned dark.
[07:00] Allen
It's simple disguise magic.
[07:02] Allen
If we change your hair, no
one will know it's you.
[07:07] Eruca
Leave the styling to me!
[07:10] Allen
Yes, the spell is perfect.
[07:15] Allen
But we have to remove it
as soon as we get home.
[07:18] Eruca
Why?
[07:19] Eruca
Dark hair suits her!
[07:21] Allen
Dark hair isn't bad, but blonde
suits Charlotte the best.
[07:25] Allen
I like it much better!
[07:30] Allen
Hm? Did I say something strange?
[07:33] Charlotte
N-No, it's nothing.
[07:35] Eruca
Jeez Bro, are you trying to
score some points already?
[07:39] Allen
What points?
[07:40] Eruca
If you don't get it, then never mind...
[07:43] Eruca
Okay, her hair is done!
[07:52] Eruca
I can't let Bro take the lead.
[07:54] Eruca
Let's go, Charlotte!
[07:59] Allen
What are you going to do?
[08:01] Eruca
Isn't it obvious?
[08:03] Eruca
It's a naughty showdown...
[08:05] Eruca
I'll teach her how to dress up! All girls love that!
[08:18] Eruca
Here!
[08:19] Eruca
This one suits you too, Charlotte!
[08:21] Charlotte
Oh, um...
[08:23] Allen/I
I feel so out of place!
[08:25] Allen/I
But I can't leave in the
middle of the competition!
[08:30] Allen/I
Competition.
[08:32] Allen/I
That's nostalgic.
[08:33] Allen/I
Back when the Crawfords took me in...
[08:38] (Flashback) Young Eruca
It's a competition!
[08:46] (Flashback) Young Allen
Checkmate.
[08:48] Allen/I
She'd challenge me and lose
thoroughly, but she never gave up.
[08:53] (Flashback) Eruca
I won't lose this time!
[08:57] Allen/I
Was it perhaps her strange way
of trying to get close to me?
[09:01] Eruca
Hey, Bro!
[09:04] Eruca
Check this out.
[09:08] Charlotte
I'm a little... embarrassed...
[09:11] Eruca
You look amazing in it!
[09:16] Eruca
Hey, what do you think?
[09:18] Allen/I
Compared to the dress she was wearing
when I found her, this looks much better.
[09:23] Allen
However...
[09:24] Allen
Isn't it a little... too short?
[09:26] Eruca
Huh?! This is normal.
[09:29] Allen
But still...
[09:31] Allen/I
This must be her first time
putting on such a short skirt.
[09:35] Allen/I
Perhaps due to her well-balanced
diet, she looks healthier than before.
[09:42] Allen/I
And her skin's smooth...
[09:51] Charlotte
Allen?!
[09:53] Allen
I'm fine.
[09:56] Allen
I needed to calm down my heart,
so I stopped it for a little bit.
[10:00] Charlotte
Should you be stopping that so casually?!
[10:03] Eruca
Bro, you push yourself too much.
[10:06] Eruca
Come on, Charlotte. Next, next!
[10:18] Eruca
So, what do you want me to do?
[10:20] Allen
I want to know the current
state of the Neruz Kingdom.
[10:23] Allen
Especially how Charlotte is regarded.
[10:25] Eruca
Leave it to me.
[10:27] Eruca
I'm sure Dad's got some friends inside
the Neruz Kingdom, so I'll poke around.
[10:32] Eruca
You want me to look into that
prince and his house too?
[10:36] Allen
That can wait for now.
[10:39] Eruca
Oh?
[10:40] Eruca
You're gonna let them walk?
[10:42] Allen
I'd be lying if I said
it didn't interest me.
[10:44] Allen
What kind of person framed Charlotte?
[10:47] Allen
How was she treated at the Duke's residence?
[10:51] Allen
Once I know, I won't be able to stay quiet.
[10:54] Allen
I'd storm into that country, regardless
of how Charlotte might take it.
[10:58] Allen
So for the moment, let them be.
[11:00] Eruca
I see...
[11:01] Allen
What's that face for?
[11:03] Eruca
Oh, I'm just thinking how you've changed.
[11:06] Eruca
You've never concerned
yourself with others before.
[11:10] Eruca
It's a good thing.
[11:11] Allen
It is?
[11:13] Charlotte
Um...
[11:14] Eruca
What's up?
[11:15] Charlotte
Excuse me.
[11:16] Charlotte
I'm not able to fasten the clasp in the back...
[11:20] Eruca
Oh, sure! I can do that.
[11:24] Charlotte
It's right here...
[11:26] Eruca
Okay, can you turn around?
[11:31] Charlotte
Is something the matter?
[11:33] Eruca
Right, this one is... really
difficult to fasten...
[11:38] Eruca
All set!
[11:39] Eruca
This one is super cute too.
[11:46] Allen
Isn't this one too revealing?
[11:48] Eruca
You're such a prude, Bro.
[11:51] Eruca
Girls need to be aggressive,
or they can't win.
[11:54] Allen
What exactly are the ladies
in this world fighting?!
[11:57] Eruca
Whatever.
[11:58] Eruca
Take a look!
[12:00] Eruca
This outfit has a huge opening
in the back, you see?
[12:05] Allen
Wait, I'm not mentally prepared...
[12:12] Eruca
Bro, take a good look.
[12:15] Charlotte
Allen, is something wrong?
[12:19] Allen
Oh, it's nothing.
[12:20] Allen
I wish it was less revealing,
but it looks good on you.
[12:24] Charlotte
You think so?
[12:26] Allen
Yes, be confident.
[12:29] Allen/I
Judging from the scars,
they must be from a whip.
[12:32] Allen/I
It wasn't strong enough to
break the skin or bones,
[12:34] Allen/I
so it was a kind of torture
to cause pain and fear...
[12:37] Allen/I
Pain from whipping is
usually gone the next day.
[12:40] Allen/I
Only the scars remain, like a curse.
[12:42] Allen/I
And she's not even aware
of the scars herself.
[12:56] Charlotte
It feels warm.
[12:58] Allen
I found a worn spot in the shirt, so I fixed it.
[13:01] Charlotte
Thank you very much.
[13:03] Allen/I
Her scars cleared up with simple magic.
[13:06] Allen/I
Which means that Charlotte never
received proper treatment.
[13:11] Allen/I
I can see how they could have
ostracized her for her lineage.
[13:14] Allen/I
But I felt something much more
sinister from her scars.
[13:19] Allen/I
What could possibly justify directing
such hate towards Charlotte?!
[13:24] Allen
Hey, Eruca.
[13:26] Eruca
Yeah?
[13:27] Allen
Going back to our earlier conversation,
[13:29] Allen
I think we need to thoroughly
terminate them.
[13:32] Allen
I need your help.
[13:35] Eruca
Oh, just leave them to me!
[13:37] Charlotte
Terminate what?
[13:40] Allen
There's an infestation of book
mites at our parents' home.
[13:43] Allen
So I've asked Eruca to air
the books under the sun.
[13:45] Charlotte
Mites?
[13:47] Charlotte
I don't really like bugs...
[13:49] Allen
What a coincidence.
[13:50] Allen
I also hate bugs. They make me want to hurl!
[13:53] Eruca
That's enough of that.
[13:55] Eruca
It's your turn next, Bro.
[13:57] Eruca
Pick out an outfit for Charlotte.
[13:59] Allen
Me?!
[14:00] Eruca
What, you're throwing in the towel?
[14:03] Allen
Of course not!
[14:05] Allen
But we don't have to do this here...
[14:08] Allen
Agh, I've got no choice.
[14:13] Allen
I can't choose!
[14:15] Allen
Fine, let's go with this!
[14:20] Allen
Hm? What's wrong?
[14:27] Allen
Wha...!
[14:29] Eruca
Bro, you're too bold...
[14:31] Allen
Th-This isn't what you think!
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I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
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I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[14:46] Eruca
What are you going to do?
[14:48] Allen
The naughty thing I'll
teach her is splurging!
[14:52] Allen
I'll teach her the pleasure
of releasing stress by buying
[14:56] Allen
a bunch of stuff she wants
without any restrictions!
[14:59] Charlotte
P-Please go easy on me...
[15:02] Allen
This should be good.
[15:04] Allen
Charlotte, is there anything
that piques your interest?
[15:06] Charlotte
Easy for you to say...
[15:09] Charlotte
Don't be shy.
[15:10] Allen
How about this?
[15:12] Allen
It's cute.
[15:13] Eruca
Gross.
[15:15] Allen
What?!
[15:16] Allen
Then what about this?
[15:19] Eruca
Lame.
[15:21] Allen
Grrr... Then...
[15:25] Allen
This one!
[15:27] Allen
This is definitely cute!
[15:29] Eruca
Ugly!
[15:30] Allen
Wha... What...!
[15:32] Eruca
Bro, honestly, you've got zero taste.
[15:35] Allen
What did you say...?
[15:38] Eruca
Cut it out with that magic and
just pull yourself together.
[15:44] Eruca
Well, we bought a lot!
[15:47] Eruca
What's the matter, Charlotte?
[15:49] Eruca
You wanted to buy some more?
[15:50] Charlotte
Just the opposite!
[15:52] Charlotte
To buy so many things just for me...
[15:55] Charlotte
You mustn't waste money!
[15:58] Allen
This is a necessary expense to
teach you naughty things.
[16:02] Allen
And everything looked great on you.
[16:13] Allen
What's wrong?
[16:16] Eruca
You have no clue, do you?
[16:19] Eruca
But you seriously have no taste.
[16:22] Allen
Huh?
[16:24] Eruca
That's the truth.
[16:25] Eruca
Everything you chose was so lame,
I picked out most of what we bought.
[16:30] Allen
If you don't understand my
taste, you're still a child.
[16:35] Eruca
You're a poor loser.
[16:36] Allen
Say what?!
[16:38] Eruca
You wanna go?!
[16:39] Charlotte
Y-You shouldn't fight!
[16:42] Charlotte
As siblings, you should try to get along.
[16:44] Allen
Oh, sorry.
[16:46] Allen
But I wouldn't call this a fight.
[16:49] Eruca
Yeah, this is business as usual.
[16:52] Charlotte
But fighting isn't naughty, it's bad.
[16:56] Charlotte
Understood?
[16:59] Allen
Okay, I'll promise that we won't fight.
[17:02] Allen/I
I talked big to Eruca earlier, but
am I not at a disadvantage here?
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[17:07] Eruca/Charlotte
Overwhelming advantage!
[17:08] Allen/I
However, as Charlotte's guardian, I can't lose!
[17:12] Allen
Let's go!
[17:14] Charlotte
Where to?
[17:15] Allen
The shopping continues.
[17:29] Eruca
Your magical wheelchair is really cool!
[17:32] Eruca
Ah, it's powered by wind magic!
[17:34] Allen
There goes the magical equipment geek.
[17:37] Allen
Let's leave her here.
[17:39] Charlotte
What? Are you sure?
[17:42] Eruca
Which shop made this?
[17:44] Jill
I made it.
[17:46] Eruca
For real?! Amazing!
[17:49] Store Owner
Hello, welcome.
[17:53] Charlotte
Allen, are you looking for jewelry?
[17:56] Allen
There's something that grabbed my attention.
[18:00] Allen
Yes.
[18:02] Allen
It's the same color as your eyes.
[18:06] Allen
May I please have this?
[18:08] Store Owner
Sure thing.
[18:09] Store Owner
That'd be one silver coin.
[18:10] Allen
Keep the change.
[18:11] Store Owner
Thank you for your business.
[18:12] Store Owner
Wha... wait, sir!
[18:14] Store Owner
This is a gold coin!
[18:16] Store Owner
No matter how you look at
it, this is far too much...
[18:18] Allen
Please keep it.
[18:20] Allen
It's my policy to pay an appropriate
amount for a job well done.
[18:25] Allen
I'd like you to have it.
[18:27] Allen
It's not much, though.
[18:31] Charlotte
Oh, this is my favorite!
[18:37] Allen/I
My heart feels strange, even though I
haven't put a death curse on myself...
[18:43] Punk A
Whoa there.
[18:44] Allen
Charlotte!
[18:47] Punk A
The hell? That hurt.
[18:49] Punk A
Watch where you're going.
[18:51] Punk B
Hey, do you know who we are?
[18:54] Punk B
We're from the Gankutsu group.
[18:55] Allen
I don't know what that is.
[18:57] Allen
But it would be helpful if we
can resolve this peacefully.
[19:01] Punk B
Hey, you think you can take
that attitude with us?!
[19:03] Punk A
He's screwing with us.
[19:05] Punk A
Let's take him down!
[19:06] Allen/I
They dare blame Charlotte for their
own failure to pay attention?
[19:09] Allen/I
I think I may need to teach
them a lesson here...
[19:14] (Flashback) Charlotte
Fighting is not naughty, it's bad!
[19:19] Allen
I see that my companion
has caused you trouble.
[19:22] Allen
I apologize on her behalf.
[19:23] Punk A
Oh, I forgive you.
[19:25] Punk A
On one condition.
[19:28] Allen
Thanks for your understanding.
[19:30] Allen
How much do you want?
[19:31] Punk A
We don't need money.
[19:32] Punk A
Loan that woman over
there to us for the night.
[19:35] Allen
Huh?
[19:37] Punk A
I see she's rather hot stuff.
[19:40] Punk B
Hey, come with us.
[19:42] Punk B
We'll buy you more expensive
jewelry, not this cheap stuff.
[19:46] Charlotte
I-I'd rather not...
[19:47] Punk A
Don't be shy.
[19:49] Punk A
We'll show you paradise
with our techniques—
[19:54] Allen
Go to hell, garbage bug!
[19:57] Punk B
What did you do to my friend!
[20:00] Bystander 1
That sword is magical equipment!
[20:03] Bystander 2
Get outta here quick, dude!
[20:13] Allen
If you touch my dear Charlotte
with those dirty hands of yours,
[20:19] Allen
I'll ground them to bits
until there's nothing left!
[20:24] Allen
Phew, that felt good.
[20:25] Bystander A
W-Whoa...
[20:26] Bystander B
Way to go, dude!
[20:32] Allen
Um, thank you for your support—
[20:37] Allen
S-Sorry! I just promised
you that I wouldn't fight.
[20:41] Allen
I scared you, didn't I...?
[20:46] Charlotte
I don't like violence, but I know
you were trying to help me.
[20:52] Charlotte
Also... I'd never be scared of you.
[20:57] Allen
Is that so?
[20:58] Allen
That's good to hear.
[21:00] Allen/I
Hmm?
[21:02] Allen/I
I initially thought that Charlotte would
despise me and leave right away.
[21:07] Allen/I
But now, I'm relieved to know
that she doesn't hate me...?
[21:11] Allen/I
Is this that change Eruca spoke of?
[21:15] Charlotte
Something the matter?
[21:17] Allen
It's nothing.
[21:18] Allen
It seems that I'm finally losing my edge.
[21:22] Allen
I'm getting addicted to
teaching you naughty things.
[21:25] Charlotte
Y-You are...?
[21:29] Eruca/I
Man, I guess I lost the
naughty lesson competition.
[21:33] Eruca/I
When it comes to love and romance,
Bro has to be the one to teach her.
[21:50] Megath
I hear my boys had a run-in with you?
[23:30] Eruca
Let's just say you've won this competition.
[23:32] Allen
Tell me why.
[23:33] Eruca
Even if I did, you wouldn't understand!
[23:35] Sign
Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
Naughty Outing
[23:35] Allen
Next episode, "Naughty Outing."
[23:37] Eruca
You don't know squat about love and romance.
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