# E7 - Naughty Resident
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**[00:01] Charlotte**
Allen, this one wants to come with us.
**[00:06] Allen**
You're ready to part with
your precious child?
**[00:09] Charlotte**
Wouldn't you miss your family?
**[00:13] Mermaid**
You are from the Grol region, correct?
**[00:17] Mermaid**
A fenrir can come back here
in just under an hour.
**[00:21] Allen**
I see, so it's nothing more than a homestay.
**[00:26] Allen**
Good, then come to my house.
**[00:29] Allen**
Please get along with Charlotte!
**[00:32] Charlotte**
Are you sure?
**[00:34] Charlotte**
Not only me, but also this little one...
**[00:36] Allen**
I don't mind.
**[00:38] Allen**
My mansion is big and has plenty
of places to take walks.
**[00:43] Allen**
Plus, it's a good thing to
have more family, right?
**[00:46] Charlotte**
F-Family?
**[00:49] Charlotte**
You mean me, too?
**[00:51] Allen**
Don't make me say the obvious.
**[00:53] Allen**
You're practically my family.
**[01:00] Allen**
What's wrong?
**[01:01] Allen**
Did I say something weird?
**[01:04] Charlotte**
N-No, it's nothing...
**[01:07] Eruca**
My bro is so dense yet bold.
**[01:11] Miacha**
An unconscious womanizer...
**[01:14] Allen**
W-Why are you here?!
**[01:16] Gosetsu**
As a token of apology for causing trouble,
**[01:18] Gosetsu**
I wish to be the bodyguard
for Lady Charlotte.
**[01:21] Charlotte**
Excuse me, I've been meaning to ask...
**[01:26] Charlotte**
Who might you be?
**[01:28] Gosetsu**
Surely, you jest.
**[01:31] Gosetsu**
I'm your family who loves you.
**[01:33] Allen**
Don't call yourself family
without permission!
**[01:35] Allen**
Go back to the zoo!
**[01:37] Mermaid**
Please come back to our hotel
again for your real honeymoon!
**[01:47] Sign**
I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
**[03:15] Sign**
Naughty Resident
**[03:17] Charlotte**
Well then, I'll go on a walk with Lü.
**[03:21] Allen**
Okay.
**[03:26] Allen**
Lü, I'm counting on you
to protect Charlotte!
**[03:31] Allen/I**
*Oh?*
**[03:33] Charlotte**
Let's go, Lü.
**[03:41] Allen/I**
* After the trip to the Yunoha region,*
* Lü, a fenrir, joined our family.*
**[03:46] Gosetsu**
And now you have less time to enjoy doing
naughty things with Lady Charlotte.
**[03:54] Gosetsu**
You seem sad that Lü has taken
Lady Charlotte away from you.
**[03:59] Allen**
Gosetsu, how long are
you going to stay here?
**[04:02] Gosetsu**
How long? Please.
**[04:04] Gosetsu**
I'm Lady Charlotte's family, after all.
**[04:08] Allen**
I'm not on board with that.
**[04:10] Gosetsu**
Don't be so cold.
**[04:12] Gosetsu**
Surely you love Lady Charlotte
as much as I do, Master Allen?
**[04:17] Allen**
L-Love?!
**[04:23] Allen**
I-I do, as family, that is.
**[04:26] Gosetsu**
*Smirk.*
**[04:28] Allen/I**
*Just as this hell capybara points out,*
**[04:32] Allen/I**
* I feel rather sad to have*
* less time with Charlotte.*
**[04:38] Allen/I**
*But I'm happy that she has a goal now.*
**[04:43] Allen/I**
*A goal of becoming a magical creature tamer.*
**[04:48] Allen/I**
* On the night we came back*
* from the Yunoha region...*
**[04:53] (Flashback) Charlotte**
Allen, I'd like to properly learn about
becoming a magical creature tamer.
**[04:59] Allen/I**
*She's become so positive.*
**[05:02] Allen/I**
*When she first came here,*
**[05:04] Allen/I**
* all she did was count the grains*
* of the wooden floor for hours...*
**[05:08] (Flashback) Allen**
Very well.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Allen**
I will teach you everything you
need to know, starting with the basics.
**[05:14] (Flashback) Charlotte**
Thank you very much!
**[05:17] Allen/I**
* Ever since then, Charlotte has been nothing*
* but diligent, excellent, and quick to learn.*
**[05:23] Allen/I**
* She was devoted enough to spend every*
* night reviewing and previewing materials.*
**[05:28] Allen/I**
* She's a brilliant student who's highly*
* motivated to research things on her own.*
**[05:38] Allen/I**
* Since Charlotte started studying*
* to become a magical creature tamer,*
**[05:41] Allen/I**
*I'm discovering a new side to her every day.*
**[05:47] Allen**
Now, you try.
**[05:50] Charlotte**
Okay...
**[05:53] Charlotte**
Here I go.
**[06:01] Charlotte**
If you please.
**[06:32] Charlotte**
Well done, Lü!
**[06:36] Allen**
You've mastered it.
**[06:38] Allen**
I don't believe anyone has been able to
communicate with fenrirs the way you have.
**[06:43] Allen**
You are indeed a genius.
**[06:45] Allen**
As expected of my beloved student.
**[06:47] Gosetsu**
Was that your excuse to tell
her she's your "beloved"?
**[06:54] Allen**
Of course not!
**[06:55] Allen**
Seriously, you need to leave!
**[06:57] Allen**
Please return to the zoo!
**[06:59] Gosetsu**
How many times must I tell you?
**[07:02] Gosetsu**
This is my home.
**[07:05] Charlotte**
Here. Your treat, Lü.
**[07:09] Allen**
Charlotte did pretty well, but so did you.
**[07:17] Charlotte**
Lü?!
**[07:18] Charlotte**
You shouldn't bite others!
**[07:22] Charlotte**
I'm sorry, Allen.
**[07:26] Allen**
No, it's all right.
**[07:28] Allen**
But like I said, it proves that you're the
only one who can build trust with Lü.
**[07:35] Charlotte**
I'm sure it's not...
**[07:36] Gosetsu**
Indeed.
**[07:38] Gosetsu**
The way I see it, I believe Lady Charlotte
**[07:40] Gosetsu**
has reached the level of
having Beast Conversation.
**[07:46] Charlotte**
Beast Conversation...
**[07:48] Charlotte**
That's the magic to automatically
replace the language
**[07:51] Charlotte**
of magical creatures you've bonded to
with human language, correct?
**[07:56] Allen**
You've studied thoroughly.
**[07:59] Charlotte**
Thank you.
**[08:01] Charlotte**
It was described in the
book I read the other day.
**[08:04] Charlotte**
Speaking of which, why is Gosetsu
able to communicate with us?
**[08:09] Allen**
Good point.
**[08:10] Allen**
Is it some sort of spell?
**[08:13] Allen**
If there's a trick to it, I'd like to—
**[08:15] Gosetsu**
I'm self-taught!
**[08:17] Gosetsu**
I've lived such a long time that I
learned the human language on my own.
**[08:26] Allen**
B-But I've never heard of Beast
Conversation working on a fenrir.
**[08:32] Allen**
Isn't it too early to try?
**[08:36] Charlotte**
Please let me try!
**[08:58] Charlotte**
Beast Conversation.
**[09:00] Sign**
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**[09:10] Charlotte**
Lü... Can you try and say something?
**[09:16] Allen**
Don't lose heart.
**[09:17] Allen**
It's only natural that you can't
use this level of spell—
**[09:20] Lü**
Why the hell are you touching my mommy?
**[09:24] Charlotte**
Lü! You can use our language!
**[09:27] Lü**
What?
**[09:28] Lü**
Oh, yeah!
**[09:29] Lü**
I'm talking to Mommy!
**[09:31] Charlotte**
"Mommy"?!
**[09:33] Charlotte**
But I'm happy to be speaking with you!
**[09:36] Lü**
Yay!
**[09:37] Charlotte**
Wait, Lü! Hold on!
**[09:42] Gosetsu**
I told you, she is special.
**[09:46] Allen**
She is my beloved student.
**[09:54] Gosetsu**
But it looks like Lü really does hate you.
**[10:00] Allen**
That's not true... is it...?
**[10:10] Charlotte**
Wow!
**[10:12] Allen**
I thought Lü should have a special bathing area.
**[10:17] Allen**
It's a gift to celebrate being
able to speak with Lü.
**[10:19] Charlotte**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[10:22] Charlotte**
Isn't that nice, Lü?
**[10:24] Lü**
Yeah!
**[10:25] Charlotte**
Come on, Lü.
**[10:27] Charlotte**
You should say thank you.
**[10:31] Lü**
Thank you...
**[10:33] Charlotte**
Lü, do you think you can
try a little louder?
**[10:37] Allen**
Being able to say it at all is enough.
**[10:39] Allen**
Go, play and have fun.
**[10:44] Allen**
Why are *you* the first one to use it?!
**[10:46] Gosetsu**
Because we're family.
**[10:48] Allen**
It's for fenrirs and humans only!
**[10:50] Allen**
It's not meant to be
used by hell capybaras!
**[10:54] Gosetsu**
Wouldn't that be discrimination
against capybaras?
**[11:00] Lü**
I'm going in, too!
**[11:06] Charlotte**
You splashed me, Lü!
**[11:06] Lü**
Here! Here!
**[11:11] Gosetsu**
If capybaras are barred from
using it, then I have no choice.
**[11:17] Gosetsu**
Hell Forest Rat Style Secret Technique!
**[11:20] Gosetsu**
Shimmering Water!
**[11:33] Allen/Charlotte**
What?!
**[11:35] Gosetsu**
It's the transformation technique
I obtained so I might partake
**[11:39] Gosetsu**
in what humans call "gourmet food" in town...
**[11:41] Gosetsu**
It's the perfect chance to try it.
**[11:43] Gosetsu**
What do you think?
**[11:46] Allen**
I mean... are you...
**[11:49] Allen**
a female?
**[11:51] Gosetsu**
*That's* your reaction?
**[11:53] Charlotte**
Lü, it's cold!
**[11:59] Allen**
It's so peaceful...
**[12:02] Allen/I**
*I wish days like this could go on forever.*
**[12:06] Allen/I**
*But that's rather out of character for me.*
**[12:10] Allen/I**
* But look how much she's changed*
* since she first arrived here...*
**[12:15] Charlotte**
Lü!
**[12:18] Allen/I**
*Something's wrong with my heart?!*
**[12:20] Allen/I**
*Perhaps I stopped it too often...*
**[12:26] Allen/I**
*Or, is it...?*
**[12:30] Charlotte**
Allen, what's wrong?
**[12:33] Allen**
It's nothing.
**[12:35] Allen**
In any case, Charlotte, don't
you want to get out soon?
**[12:39] Charlotte**
Huh? Whoa!
**[12:42] Charlotte**
I suppose.
**[12:45] Charlotte**
Lü and Gosetsu, would you like
to stay and play a bit longer?
**[12:48] Lü**
Yup!
**[12:49] Gosetsu**
Yes.
**[12:51] Charlotte**
Then I'll get out first.
**[12:53] Charlotte**
Take your time.
**[12:55] Lü**
Okay!
**[12:55] Gosetsu**
Sure.
**[12:58] Charlotte**
Allen.
**[12:59] Allen**
Hm?
**[13:00] Charlotte**
I'm so grateful for everything
you've done for me.
**[13:04] Allen**
Why so formal?
**[13:06] Allen**
I told you that I'd teach you everything
there is to know about naughty things.
**[13:11] Allen**
This is nothing.
**[13:14] Allen**
I can even make you a lazy river.
**[13:18] Charlotte**
The garden is so big, a lazy
river here can be a reality.
**[13:22] Allen**
Right. The former owner of the property
**[13:26] Allen**
didn't seem to know what to do with
it, so it was left untouched.
**[13:30] Charlotte**
There was someone living here before you?
**[13:34] Allen**
Yes.
**[13:35] Allen**
I haven't met them, but it's
believed that the previous resident...
**[13:39] Allen**
disappeared.
**[13:42] Charlotte**
*What?*
**[13:43] Allen**
Apparently, it was an eccentric elf
who used to live here 30 years ago.
**[13:48] Allen**
They stayed out of town, were unsociable,
**[13:51] Allen**
and were always at their desk,
like they were possessed.
**[13:54] Allen**
But one day, they suddenly disappeared.
**[13:58] Allen**
Some say they jumped off the cliff because
they repeatedly failed at their experiments.
**[14:02] Allen**
Others say they were eaten by
the monster they created.
**[14:06] Allen**
Or their body was taken over by mushrooms
**[14:08] Allen**
for committing a taboo and
still wanders about...
**[14:12] Allen**
Anyhow, because of such rumors,
**[14:14] Allen**
I got to buy this mansion
for a much cheaper price...
**[14:20] Allen/I**
*Shoot, did I go too far?!*
**[14:22] Allen**
I'm sorry, Charlotte—
**[14:24] Charlotte**
That...
**[14:25] Allen**
Hm?
**[14:26] Allen**
No way!
**[14:28] Allen**
Hey, Gosetsu!
**[14:30] Allen**
Are you okay?!
**[14:34] Gosetsu**
What seems to be the problem?
**[14:36] Allen**
You're alive!
**[14:38] Allen**
But what on earth are these?
**[14:41] Gosetsu**
If you're asking about this
phenomenon, I cannot explain it.
**[14:46] Gosetsu**
If you're asking me what these
are, I'd say they're mushrooms.
**[14:50] Allen**
Well, I know they're mushrooms—
**[14:52] Dorothea**
Hey!
**[14:56] Dorothea**
Y'all are the ones who stole
my precious mushrooms?!
**[15:01] Charlotte**
Mushrooms...?
**[15:02] Allen**
...A ghost?!
**[15:04] Sign**
I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
**[15:07] Sign**
I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
**[15:12] Dorothea**
Man, I didn't mean to scare you like that.
**[15:17] Dorothea**
My bad!
**[15:18] Allen**
Right...
**[15:20] Charlotte**
Um...
**[15:22] Dorothea**
Mister Allen, is it?
**[15:25] Dorothea**
I understand now that you weren't
trying to steal my mushrooms.
**[15:29] Allen**
Who exactly are you?
**[15:31] Dorothea**
Oh, I haven't introduced myself.
**[15:35] Dorothea**
I'm Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein.
**[15:38] Dorothea**
You can call me Dorothea!
**[15:42] Allen**
Another problematic one...
**[15:46] Allen**
* But hold on, it seems that she's*
* been living here for a while,*
**[15:50] Allen**
*but I've never felt her presence before.*
**[15:55] Charlotte**
Are you... a ghost?!
**[16:01] Charlotte**
I-I knew you existed!
**[16:03] Dorothea**
A ghost?
**[16:05] Dorothea**
What are you talking about?
**[16:07] Dorothea**
I mean, I'm the one with questions here!
**[16:09] Dorothea**
Who exactly are you?
**[16:13] Charlotte**
Allen...?
**[16:15] Allen**
Who are we?
**[16:16] Allen**
We live in the mansion upstairs.
**[16:19] Dorothea**
What?!
**[16:20] Dorothea**
The mansion upstairs is mine!
**[16:23] Allen**
You're not making any sense.
**[16:26] Allen**
Don't tell me... you're the elf
who disappeared 30 years ago!
**[16:31] Charlotte/Dorothea**
What?!
**[16:34] Dorothea**
Thirty... years...?!
**[16:40] Dorothea**
Man, 30 years does change things, eh?
**[16:44] Dorothea**
Who'd have imagined rare magical
creatures like these would live here?
**[16:48] Gosetsu**
Master Allen, could she be a dark elf...?
**[16:52] Allen**
Indeed, I thought she was peculiar...
**[16:55] Dorothea**
Oh, you could recognize that?
**[16:57] Dorothea**
As expected of a hell capybara!
**[17:00] Charlotte**
What is that exactly?
**[17:02] Allen**
A rare breed of elf with an elite status.
**[17:06] Allen**
They're almost mythological.
**[17:08] Gosetsu**
A dark elf would be able to survive
**[17:11] Gosetsu**
on the magical power in the air for at least
100 years without eating or drinking.
**[17:16] Allen/I**
* Now we have a fenrir, a hell*
* capybara, and a dark elf...*
**[17:22] Allen/I**
* I bet no one has ever seen*
* three like them together before.*
**[17:26] Allen/I**
* But what would urge a dark elf*
* into hiding for 30 years...?*
**[17:33] Dorothea**
I'm considered missing, aren't I?
**[17:36] Allen/I**
*Crap.*
**[17:38] Allen**
Yes...?
**[17:39] Dorothea**
I see, I get it.
**[17:43] Allen/I**
* If the previous resident is still here,*
* what happens to the ownership rights?*
**[17:48] Allen/I**
*This is going to be a legal nightmare!*
**[17:51] Allen/I**
*But Charlotte is a wanted person,*
**[17:53] Allen/I**
* and there's no better place*
* than here for her to hide.*
**[17:56] Allen/I**
*The same goes for Lü and Gosetsu.*
**[17:58] Allen/I**
* I must smooth things out,*
* no matter what the cost.*
**[18:03] Allen**
Dorothea, I've got a proposal for you.
**[18:06] Dorothea**
What's up?
**[18:07] Allen**
I'm hesitant to ask, but would you
consider selling me this mansion?
**[18:12] Dorothea**
Hmm...
**[18:19] Dorothea**
Sure, why not!
**[18:22] Dorothea**
I actually prefer the basement, so
you're free to use the mansion.
**[18:28] Allen**
I appreciate it!
**[18:29] Allen**
Let's discuss the price at a later date...
**[18:33] Dorothea**
No, I don't need any money.
**[18:36] Allen**
Huh?!
**[18:37] Dorothea**
Instead, I'd like to
propose one condition.
**[18:41] Dorothea**
I need you to help me get
out of this predicament!
**[18:46] Allen**
I'd rather pay you since that's easier...
**[18:50] Charlotte**
Um...
**[18:52] Charlotte**
She seems to be in trouble, so
perhaps we can hear her out?
**[18:58] Allen**
Well, but still...
**[19:00] Charlotte**
I-If there's anything I
can do, I'd like to help!
**[19:04] Lü**
If Mommy's helping, then I'll help, too!
**[19:06] Gosetsu**
I shall lend a hand as well.
**[19:12] Allen**
Okay, fine...
**[19:15] Allen**
Tell us what you need.
**[19:17] Dorothea**
Oh yeah?!
**[19:19] Dorothea**
Thanks a bunch!
**[19:21] Dorothea**
But this favor is only for Mister
Allen and Miss Charlotte,
**[19:25] Dorothea**
so I only need you two.
**[19:32] Allen**
So, to help you out of your predicament,
what do you want us to do?
**[19:37] Dorothea**
Before we go into that,
may I tell you my story?
**[19:42] Dorothea**
I used to be an author of multiple genres,
**[19:45] Dorothea**
from horror and mystery,
to social justice and history.
**[19:50] Dorothea**
I was popular in the industry,
**[19:52] Dorothea**
and I also considered myself to be a genius.
**[19:57] Dorothea**
But one day, I tried to write
a romance novel...
**[20:02] Dorothea**
and found myself in a super heavy slump.
**[20:05] Dorothea**
The deadline approached, but I
couldn't produce even one sentence.
**[20:09] Dorothea**
Driven into a corner, I...
**[20:16] Allen**
Don't tell me you've been...
**[20:19] Allen**
running away from your deadline
in the basement for 30 years?
**[20:24] Dorothea**
Because my editor is extremely scary!
**[20:29] Allen**
*This one is, to put it mildly...*
**[20:31] Gosetsu**
Garbage.
**[20:33] Lü**
Yup, yup.
**[20:35] Allen**
I have no obligation to
help someone like this...
**[20:38] Dorothea**
I'm starting to feel I'd rather
not part with the mansion.
**[20:43] Allen**
But I can't leave someone in trouble alone.
**[20:47] Dorothea**
My 30 year slump will finally be over!
**[20:53] Dorothea**
I got goosebumps looking at the two of you!
**[20:56] Dorothea**
I'm certain this combination will be a hit!
**[21:01] Charlotte**
Is that... so...?
**[21:05] Dorothea**
I just want to make the world
happy with my wonderful writing!
**[21:12] Dorothea**
You understand, right, Miss Charlotte?!
**[21:16] Charlotte**
Y-Yes...
**[21:18] Allen**
So? What exactly do you need us to do?
**[21:22] Dorothea**
I see...
**[21:23] Dorothea**
* The couple is a bossy type*
* and a delicate, lovely girl.*
**[21:26] Dorothea**
*Love that setting...*
**[21:29] Dorothea /I**
*My sensor is reacting like crazy!*
**[21:33] Allen**
Are you listening to me?
**[21:35] Allen**
What are you making us do?
**[21:39] Dorothea**
Isn't that obvious?
**[21:43] Dorothea**
Come on, you two!
**[21:44] Dorothea**
For the sake of the new novel by extraordinary
author, Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein,
**[21:49] Dorothea**
I will need to you act lovey-dovey
right here, right now!
**[21:55] Allen/Charlotte**
What?!
**[23:30] Lü**
What does "lovey-dovey" mean?
**[23:32] Gosetsu**
For a man and a woman to flirt with each other.
**[23:34] Gosetsu**
Next episode, "Naughty Skits."
**[23:35] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:35] Sign**
Naughty Skits
**[23:36] Dorothea**
I'll make them do *this* and *that*...
**[23:38] Dorothea**
I'll make them do *this* and *that*...
**[23:39] Lü/Gosetsu**
Gross.