E2 - My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!

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[00:08] Eunice
    It's the goddess!
[00:10] Eunice
    Goddess!
[00:13] Kaoru
    Yo! Shut up!
SIGN    I'm glad I just
    used the bathroom...
SIGN    My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
SIGN    Stolen
    from the Baron
[01:50] Eunice
    So you're saying you come down
    to our world sometimes to rest?
SIGN    Commandeered
[01:54] Kaoru
    Boy, this is a problem.
    I was only camping out.
[01:58] Kaoru
    I really don't feel like explaining
    everything to passersby.
[02:02] Kaoru
    Oh well. Just this once...
[02:06] Kaoru
    Yes. This is how I share my goddess powers.
[02:12] Eunice
    Um, Goddess Celestine...
[02:14] Kaoru
    Oh, I'm not Celes.
[02:18] Kaoru
    I came here from another world.
[02:20] Kaoru
    Celes is my friend.
[02:22] Hector
    Wow! You're the goddess of another world?
[02:27] Kaoru
    He gets the concept of
    "another world," though?
[02:30] Eunice
    Brother Hector, this must be the
    mercy of the goddess Celestine.
[02:35] Hector
    Yeah.
[02:36] Hector
    I'm a noble of the neighboring
    Kingdom of Balmore,
[02:39] Hector
    the eldest child of Count Adan.
     My name is Hector.
[02:42] Hector
    This is my sister, Eunice...
[02:45] Hector
    and our knight escort, Francette.
[02:48] Kaoru
    The Kingdom of Balmore?
[02:50] Kaoru
    Come to think of it, when
    I first came here...
[02:52] (Flashback) Bird1
    Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
    brother gets the throne, not the older one.
[02:57] (Flashback) Bird1
    Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
[03:00] Kaoru
    So it's the country those birds
    were gossiping about?
[03:02] Hector
    We're here in the Kingdom of Brancott
[03:05] Hector
    to visit our grandmother, who lives here.
[03:08] Hector
    She's gravely ill,
    and we're not very hopeful.
[03:11] Eunice
    And that's when we found you.
[03:14] Eunice
    This must be the work of the
    gracious goddess Celestine!
[03:19] Eunice
    Goddess, please grant your
    blessing to our grandmother!
[03:24] Kaoru
    Uh... I'm not sure I can
    believe my camping out here
[03:27] Kaoru
    was arranged by an airheaded
    goddess like her...
[03:33] Kaoru
    Very well. I will grant my blessing.
[03:37] Kaoru
    Someone, please, tell me a sad story.
[03:40] Kaoru
    Make me cry by telling
    me a sad, painful story.
[03:45] Kaoru
    No better wonder drug than a goddess's tears!
[03:48] Kaoru
    I gotta do at least this
    much to set things up.
[03:51] Hector
    So not only did I fall into the castle moat,
[03:54] Hector
    but my father scolded me, too!
[03:56] Kaoru
    Okay, next.
[03:58] Eunice
    And that's why my friend Felicia is so mean!
[04:03] Kaoru
    Okay, next.
[04:07] Kaoru
    Well, then...
[04:08] Francette
    Um... I don't think my story
    is particularly sad.
[04:19] Hector
    The goddess's tears!
[04:21] Eunice
    You did it, Fran!
[04:23] Kaoru
    Oh, how can I not shed
    tears after hearing that?
[04:29] (Flashback) Francette
    I spend my days as a female knight training
    so that I won't be looked down upon.
[04:34] (Flashback) Francette
    I have dedicated myself to
    the sword for over a decade,
[04:36] (Flashback) Francette
    paying no heed to the marriage
    proposals I've received.
[04:39] (Flashback) Francette
    Before I knew it, all my friends
    were married with children.
[04:44] (Flashback) Francette
    And when I look at myself,
[04:45] (Flashback) Francette
    I see a muscular body and
    hands hardened by the sword.
[04:49] (Flashback) Francette
    I am no longer of a desirable
    age for marriage.
[04:53] (Flashback) Francette
    I wonder if I'll be alone
    for the rest of my life.
[04:57] (Flashback) Francette
    And when I have such thoughts... well...
[04:59] (Flashback) Francette
    Oh, but this story really isn't that—
[05:02] Kaoru
    Are you kidding?! That's too sad!
[05:05] Kaoru
    So anyway, I came up with three bottles.
[05:09] Kaoru
    This one is for your sick grandmother.
[05:12] Kaoru
    This one is for you to drink.
[05:14] Francette
    Me?
[05:16] Kaoru
    I was deeply moved by your story.
[05:19] Kaoru
    Just be sure you only drink
    this around people you trust.
[05:23] Kaoru
    Otherwise it might spell trouble.
[05:25] Francette
    A-All right.
[05:27] Kaoru
    And this one...
[05:30] Kaoru
    Give it to a sick or injured
    person that you want to cure.
[05:35] Francette
    Someone that I want... to cure?
SIGN    Kingdom of Balmore
SIGN    One Month Later
SIGN    Kingdom of Brancott
[05:41] Serge
    Oh? Your children encountered
    the goddess of another world
SIGN    Kingdom of Balmore
    Royal Capital Grua
[05:45] Serge
    in a forest in the Kingdom of Brancott?
[05:47] Serge
    And what happened after that, Count Adan?
[05:50] Adan
    Well, the goddess completed
    her brief rest in our world,
[05:55] Adan
    and she left the forest.
[05:57] Serge
    Hmm... It seems a bit hard to believe.
[06:01] Adan
    Yes, but when Hector gave my
    mother the medicine he received,
[06:06] Adan
    she immediately made a full recovery.
[06:08] Serge
    Is that true?!
[06:10] Adan
    Yes.
[06:11] Crowd
    Is he trying to deceive the king?
[06:12] Crowd
    It couldn't be...
[06:17] Francette
    If that's how you feel, behold!
[06:20] Francette
    This is the medicine
    I received from the goddess!
[06:23] Eunice
    Fran...
[06:36] Serge
    I-It's a miracle!
[06:44] Francette
    This is the last of the
    medicines I received from her.
[06:47] Francette
    Please give it to Sir Roland.
[06:50] Roland
    Why me?
[06:51] Francette
    In your youth, Sir Roland, you were
    gravely injured while protecting
[06:56] Francette
    your younger brother, King Serge.
[06:59] Francette
    To this day, you cannot move your right arm.
[07:03] Serge
    Brother...
[07:07] Serge
    You allowed me to claim the title of
    crown prince because, in your words,
[07:11] Serge
    a man who can't hold a sword is
    unfit to be our people's king.
[07:14] Serge
    And now that our father is gone,
[07:17] Serge
    you still support me as my aide.
[07:20] Serge
    But...
[07:22] Serge
    the one who is truly fit to be king
[07:24] Serge
    is you, my brother.
[07:27] Serge
    Please, drink this.
[07:29] Roland
    No. You are the king, and if
    something happened to you—
[07:32] Francette
    The goddess...
[07:35] Francette
    The goddess told me to give that
    medicine to someone I wished to cure.
[07:43] Serge
    Brother, this medicine was
    meant for you and no one else!
[07:56] Roland
    My arm... I can move it!
[07:59] Serge
    Brother!
[08:07] Serge
    We must hold the coronation ceremony at once!
[08:09] Serge
    This time, you will be king of—
[08:11] Roland
    I refuse.
[08:14] Roland
    Being king is nothing but a headache.
[08:16] Roland
    I'm not letting you dump that burden on me.
[08:18] Roland
    I'm going to enjoy an easy life.
[08:21] Roland
    No matter what anyone says,
    you're the only king of this country,
[08:24] Roland
    Serge.
SIGN    Kingdom of Brancott
SIGN    Kingdom of Balmore
[08:33] Kaoru
    Thank you, Bowman, for taking me this far.
[08:37] Bowman
    No, I should thank you for
    keeping Charles company.
[08:40] Charles
    I learned a lot from you, Kaoru.
[08:42] Bowman
    Well, little lady, I wish you the best.
[08:45] Kaoru
    Thank you. I appreciate the ride.
[08:48] Charles
    See you later, Kaoru.
[08:49] Kaoru
    Sure, see you.
[08:54] Kaoru
    Yes! I made it to the royal capital, Aras!
[08:58] Kaoru
    Based on the information I got from
    the merchant who gave me a ride,
[09:02] Kaoru
    the Kingdom of Brancott is a stable
    nation ruled by a monarchy,
[09:06] Kaoru
    and this is its royal capital, Aras.
[09:09] Kaoru
    Incidentally, there's only one religion in
    this world, though it has multiple sects.
[09:14] Kaoru
    It turned out they worship
    none other than Celes.
[09:19] Kaoru
    So now that I'm here...
[09:21] Kaoru
    I need money for lodging.
[09:23] Kaoru
    I'll sell the stuff I stol—commandeered
    from the baron at a pawn shop.
[09:27] Kaoru
    Bowman bought some of it off of me,
[09:29] Kaoru
    but after paying the kingdom's entry tax,
    I don't have enough left.
[09:32] Kaoru
    What?! Stolen goods? How could you say that?
[09:36] Shopkeeker
    It's not that I think you're a thief.
[09:38] Shopkeeker
    But fine silverware like this
[09:40] Shopkeeker
    isn't the kind of thing a peasant
    would bring me, much less a child.
[09:45] Shopkeeker
    Where did you get these?
[09:47] Kaoru
    My mother, who just passed away,
    received them from a noble she was serving.
[09:52] Kaoru
    It's a long story, though. Sob, sob, sob...
[09:59] Shopkeeker
    This is the most my shop can give you.
[10:03] Kaoru
    Thank you so much.
[10:05] Shopkeeker
    Do your best out there,
    even if your mother's gone.
[10:08] Kaoru
    I will.
[10:09] Kaoru
    Yes! This'll keep me going for a while!
[10:16] Kaoru
    Apparently, I look pretty
    young in this world...
[10:19] Kaoru
    Like a little kid, even.
[10:23] Kaoru
    Being treated like a child everywhere I go
[10:25] Kaoru
    might have its uses,
    but it's kind of annoying.
[10:28] Kaoru
    I should've told her to give me the
    appearance of an adult when she made me younger.
[10:35] Kaoru
    If I have time to spend whining about my
    starting stats, I should be job-hunting!
[10:40] Kaoru
    Magic and potions basically
    don't exist in this world.
[10:44] Kaoru
    I can't make the same mistake as last time.
[10:46] Kaoru
    My goal is a safe,
    worry-free life in another world!
[10:50] Kaoru
    This time, I'm gonna make it happen!
SIGN    Brancott Castle
[10:56] Fernand
    Finally done...
[10:57] Fernand
    Fine work, Your Highness.
[11:00] Fernand
    All this paperwork, day after day...
[11:03] Fernand
    Tell me, Fabio. If being a
    crown prince is like this,
[11:05] Fernand
    what's going to happen when I'm king?
[11:08] Fernand
    Your father does ten times
    this much paperwork every day.
[11:13] Fernand
    You sure are lucky.
[11:15] Fernand
    As the prime minister's son,
    even if you inherit your dad's work,
[11:19] Fernand
    you can toss it all to your subordinates.
[11:21] Fabio
    Don't be silly.
[11:23] Fabio
    Listen well, Fernand. I say this
    as your long-time friend...
[11:28] Allan
    What's this? Getting another lecture?
[11:30] Fernand
    Allan? Wait, that outfit...
[11:33] Fernand
    Are you going out to town?
[11:35] Allan
    Yes, I thought I'd go get something to eat.
[11:38] Allan
    I came to invite Fabio.
[11:40] Fernand
    I'll go! I'll go! I'll go! I want to go!
SIGN    Big Belly Bistro
[11:49] Allan
    I've been favoring this restaurant lately.
[11:52] Allan
    The food's good, but it's also got...
[11:55] Agathe
    Welcome, Allan.
[11:58] Allan
    Hey, Agathe.
[11:59] Allan
    Some interesting things happen here.
[12:06] Fernand
    What's all this? I've never seen
    foods like these before.
[12:09] Fabio
    They certainly seem strange.
[12:12] Kaoru
    Thank you for waiting.
[12:14] Kaoru
    Your soup rice, plum flavor.
[12:16] Allan
    It's the new menu she suggested.
[12:19] Fabio
    New menu?
[12:20] Fabio
    Thick and tender soup pasta...
[12:22] Fabio
    Soup rice, plum or salmon...
[12:25] Fabio
    Egg-wrapped tomato and chicken rice...
[12:27] Fabio
    Just what are these dishes?
[12:30] Eme
    Are you ready to order?
[12:31] Allan
    Three of the usual.
[12:32] Fabio
    Hey! Don't just...
[12:37] Allan
    See? Isn't it great?
    It's my top recommendation.
[12:40] Fernand
    It's delicious! They don't even
    serve food this good in the castle!
[12:45] Fabio
    Flavoring rice with tomato
    and wrapping it in eggs...
[12:48] Fabio
    Well, it's certainly a cooking
    style no one's thought of before.
[12:52] Allan
    Right? And this savory flavor,
    with its subtle aroma...
[12:58] Allan
    I wonder if they use some secret spice.
[13:01] Eme
    I see you brought friends today.
[13:04] Allan
    Yeah. I wanted to show
    them the you-know-what.
[13:07] Allan
    Can we do that today?
[13:08] Eme
    Sure! Those are the only
    customers doing it right now.
[13:12] Eme
    So which course would you like?
[13:14] Allan
    I think... the one for five silver.
[13:17] Eme
    Ooh, how generous of you!
[13:19] Eme
    Our share is 40 percent of the fee,
[13:21] Eme
    and I split mine in half with Agathe, so...
[13:24] Eme
    Much appreciated!
[13:26] Eme
    Yay!
[13:27] Fabio
    And what was that dubious exchange all about?
[13:30] Allan
    Listen to what they're saying at that table.
[13:34] Kaoru
    So, Charles, you think you should just
    ignore troublesome customers at your shop?
[13:41] Charles
    Yes, there are really only a handful of them,
[13:45] Charles
    so I don't see the need to waste time on
    them or practice calming them down.
[13:50] Kaoru
    You think it's a waste of time?
[13:52] Charles
    Isn't it?
[13:54] Kaoru
    It's true that even if
    people are unsatisfied,
[13:58] Kaoru
    not many of them would come back to complain.
[14:00] Kaoru
    If they don't like it, they can
     always go to another shop.
[14:04] Charles
    Right.
[14:05] Kaoru
    But the fact that they came back to complain
[14:09] Kaoru
    means that they intend to
    continue patronizing your shop.
[14:13] Kaoru
    In other words, they like your shop,
[14:15] Kaoru
    and that's why they came back
    to tell you about its faults.
[14:18] Kaoru
    Can't you look at it that way?
[14:24] Kaoru
    It may seem like a pain on the surface,
[14:26] Kaoru
    but those are the sort of kind customers
    you should be grateful to have.
[14:30] Kaoru
    Don't you think they're worth treating well?
[14:35] Kaoru
    Oh, but people who gripe about faults that
    don't exist to get money out of you are different.
[14:41] Kaoru
    Never give those people money,
     no matter what.
[14:44] Kaoru
    If you do that,
[14:46] Kaoru
    bad guys will come from all over the
    country to take advantage of you.
[14:49] Charles
    Okay, I'll be careful.
[14:50] Kaoru
    Charles, customers aren't just easy
    marks for merchants to drain money from.
[14:56] Kaoru
    They're equal trade partners,
[14:58] Kaoru
    as well as teachers who
    can impart many lessons.
[15:03] Fernand
    Hey, who is that girl?
[15:05] Allan
    See? Interesting, isn't she?
[15:07] Fabio
    She's beyond interesting!
[15:08] Fernand
    Did that advice cost only five silver?
     If that was five silver...
[15:12] Allan
    Look, here she comes.
[15:14] Kaoru
    Thanks for all the repeat business, Allan.
[15:17] Kaoru
    You wanted the five-silver session, right?
[15:19] Allan
    Yeah. I brought a couple of friends today.
[15:21] Allan
    This is Fern and Fab.
[15:24] Allan
    They're the ones you'll be counseling.
[15:26] Fabio/Fernand
    Huh?
[15:28] Allan
    Hurry up and think of a
    question worth five silver.
[15:34] Fernand
    Just who is this Kaoru girl?
[15:37] Allan
    Dunno. A waitress for a restaurant downtown?
[15:41] Fabio
    One who proposed dishes the likes of
    which no one has come up with before,
[15:45] Fabio
    and who can give advice surpassing any
    scholar's about managing a domain?
[15:51] Allan
    Yeah, that part surprised me, too.
[15:53] Fabio
    Her advice was the total
    opposite of the way we think.
[15:56] Fernand
    True...
[15:59] (Flashback) Kaoru
    First, lower taxes.
[16:01] (Flashback) Fernand
    What? But lower taxes would mean
    less income for the domain.
[16:05] (Flashback) Kaoru
    Yes, but if you leave people with
    next to nothing, you're done.
[16:09] (Flashback) Kaoru
    What if you lowered taxes
    by... say... 20 or 30 percent?
[16:14] (Flashback) Fernand
    Our tax revenue would drop.
[16:16] (Flashback) Kaoru
    People could afford more.
[16:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
    For example, farmers could
    buy better farming tools,
[16:21] (Flashback) Kaoru
    allowing them to farm more efficiently.
[16:23] (Flashback) Kaoru
    And if they farm more efficiently,
[16:24] (Flashback) Kaoru
    they can use the extra
    time to do other things.
[16:28] (Flashback) Kaoru
    Like gathering firewood and edible
    plants from the mountains,
[16:30] (Flashback) Kaoru
    or making hand-crafted goods at home.
[16:33] (Flashback) Kaoru
    Then they'd have even more room to breathe.
[16:35] (Flashback) Fabio
    What about merchants, then?
[16:37] (Flashback) Fabio
    Taxes on goods entering
    and leaving the domain
[16:39] (Flashback) Fabio
    are a valuable source of income.
[16:42] (Flashback) Fabio
    Same for sales tax.
[16:43] (Flashback) Kaoru
    Yes, but what if reducing those taxes
    means more merchants pass through?
[16:49] (Flashback) Kaoru
    What if, after reducing taxes by 20 percent,
[16:51] (Flashback) Kaoru
    you get two or three times as many merchants?
[16:55] Fabio
    That would be plenty...
[16:57] Fabio
    No, it would lead to even bigger profits.
[17:00] (Flashback) Kaoru
    When people have more money to spare,
[17:02] (Flashback) Kaoru
    their purchasing power grows.
[17:04] (Flashback) Kaoru
    And the merchants that enter your
    domain won't leave empty-handed.
[17:08] (Flashback) Kaoru
    They'll buy things before they go.
[17:10] (Flashback) Kaoru
    Like those hand-crafted
    goods the farmers made.
[17:14] (Flashback) Fernand
    So that's it...
[17:16] (Flashback) Allan
    See? Amazing, isn't she?
[17:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
    Well, I suppose this is
    what five silver is worth.
[17:22] Fabio
    If we actually lower the tax rate,
[17:24] Fabio
    we'll inevitably see backlash from
    neighboring domains we're taking profits from.
[17:29] Fabio
    It's not realistic.
[17:31] Allan
    But it'll take a very
    short time to get results.
[17:34] Allan
    It definitely meets all
    the minimum requirements
[17:37] Allen
    for advice about how to
    increase a domain's profits.
[17:40] Fernand
    I want her.
[17:42] Fernand
    I want that girl named Kaoru.
[17:46] Allen
    She's just a little girl, you know.
[17:47] Fabio
    Fernand...
[17:49] Fernand
    Huh?
[17:50] Fernand
    No, no, no! I didn't mean it that way!
[17:53] Eme
    Kaoru's staff meals are the best!
[17:58] Agathe
    This soup is really good.
[18:01] Agathe
    Did you put something special in it?
[18:03] Kaoru
    Well, uh... a few spices from my homeland.
[18:07] Kaoru
    I can't tell them I used soy sauce
    that I made with my OP skill.
[18:12] Kaoru
    But it's not something that'll
    change history or civilization,
[18:16] Kaoru
    so I guess this much is safe.
[18:18] Agathe
    Today was another busy day, huh?
[18:20] Eme
    We get more customers since Kaoru came along.
[18:23] Eme
    And her counseling business is booming!
[18:25] Eme/Agathe
    It makes us do the shared-profit dance!
[18:28] Kaoru
    Since I came to this town,
[18:29] Kaoru
    I've hardly used my potion ability
    for anything but cooking.
[18:33] Kaoru
    I'm just working as an
    ordinary waitress every day,
[18:36] Kaoru
    and it's pretty fulfilling.
[18:38] Kaoru
    And I've made friends besides
    Celes with Eme and Agathe here.
[18:43] Kaoru
    Every day is peaceful and stable.
[18:45] Kaoru
    This is just the kind of life I wanted.
[18:47] Agathe
    So anyway, what did you think?
[18:49] Kaoru
    Huh?
[18:50] Agathe
    About Fern, the man who was here today!
[18:52] Kaoru
    Wha?
[18:53] Agathe
    Oh, gosh. She has no clue at all.
[18:56] Kaoru
    What?
[18:57] Eme
    Well, you know...
[18:59] Agathe
    Right?
[19:01] Kaoru
    But after that day, my peaceful,
    quiet life in another world...
[19:07] Fernand
    Is Kaoru here?!
[19:09] Agathe
    Oh!
[19:12] Fernand
    Hey, Kaoru!
SIGN    Calls for her when she's busy
SIGN    Calls for her when she's busy
SIGN    Pursues her relentlessly
SIGN    Pursues her relentlessly
[19:14] Fernand
    Hey, Kaoru!
SIGN    Forcibly butts in
SIGN    Forcibly butts in
[19:15] Fernand
    Hey, Kaoru!
[19:17] Fernand
    Hey, Kaoru!
SIGN    Asks for personal information
SIGN    Asks for personal information
[19:19] Kaoru
    You need to stop this already!
[19:20] Fernand
    Huh?
[19:21] Kaoru
    I'm a waitress at this restaurant!
[19:24] Kaoru
    I am not your personal servant or consultant!
[19:27] Kaoru
    Please place your orders with a
    different waitress from now on.
[19:31] Fernand
    Where's this coming from?!
[19:32] Kaoru
    I've told you over and over
    that you're bothering me!
[19:36] Kaoru
    And that you're a nuisance
    to our other customers!
[19:42] Kaoru
    I've had enough!
[19:43] Kaoru
    If you're going to keep bothering me,
[19:45] Kaoru
    you might as well stop
    coming to this restaurant!
[19:48] Kaoru
    That's what the owner says!
[19:50] Fernand
    Wh-What?! I'm a customer!
[19:53] Fernand
    Come!
[19:54] Kaoru
    Ow! Stop that!
[19:56] Fernand
    Enough! Just come with me!
[20:01] Fernand
    Move! Who do you think I—
[20:06] Fernand
    What am I doing?
[20:08] Fernand
    Do I want to sully the nobility
    by giving my name here?
[20:25] Fabio
    This is why I told you
    to stop sneaking around.
[20:28] Allan
    Hey. She shot you down hard, huh?
[20:32] Fabio
    Kaoru is a very valuable person.
[20:38] Allan
    You know, you're a lot
    clumsier than I thought.
[20:42] Fabio
    If you want her, you must start
    by treating her like a lady.
[20:54] Eme
    Come to think of it,
    Fern hasn't been by since then.
[20:57] Agathe
    Well, I guess anyone would give up
    after such a thorough rejection.
[21:02] Agathe
    At the time, I thought he was a real jerk,
[21:04] Agathe
    but I might feel a little bad for him.
[21:07] Kaoru
    Oh, I'll go sweep outside.
[21:12] Kaoru
    You've gotta be kidding!
[21:13] Kaoru
    I finally had my safe,
    worry-free life in another world!
[21:17] Kaoru
    Now I have to run away from a stalker?
[21:19] Kaoru
    Unbelievable!
[21:27] Aleman
    You there. Is the girl named
    Kaoru in this restaurant?
[21:31] Kaoru
    Kaoru? That's me.
[21:33] Aleman
    You? Hah! And I wondered what you'd be like.
[21:36] Aleman
    You're just a little girl.
[21:43] Aleman
    Take this.
[21:45] Kaoru
    What is it?
[21:52] Kaoru
    No, no, no! That package
    must be for the neighbors!
[21:55] Kaoru
    But this...
[21:59] Kaoru
    This crest...
[22:01] Kaoru
    Don't tell me!
[22:05] Kaoru
    What?! A summons from the castle?!
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    "I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!"