E1 - Perks of Reincarnation, Please!

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SIGN    Send
[00:04] Kaoru
    And... send.
[00:06] Kaoru
    Finally done!
SIGN    Kyoko
[00:07] Kaoru
    Oh, it's Kyoko.
[00:09] Kaoru
    Wonder if she's mad. Hello?
[00:11] Kyoko
    You're late, Kaoru!
[00:13] Kyoko
    Better get here soon or
    we'll start without you!
[00:16] Kaoru
    Sorry, it's my first time...
[00:17] Reiko
    Are you done with work?
[00:19] Kaoru
    Yeah, I'm just leaving.
[00:21] Kaoru
    My boss dumped a task on
    me that was kind of a pain.
[00:24] Kyoko
    Well, you always were
    unnecessarily good at your job.
[00:27] Kaoru
    "Unnecessarily"? Hey!
[00:29] Reiko
    You okay? You're not too tired?
[00:31] Kaoru
    Thanks, Reiko! An energy drink
    will get me back on my feet!
[00:35] Kaoru
    Anyway, be right there. See you soon.
[00:37] Reiko
    Bye.
[00:38] Kyoko
    See ya!
[00:39] Kaoru
    All right! We're drinking tonight!
[00:43] Kaoru
    After graduating from my
    university's science department,
[00:45] Kaoru
    I got a job with a local business.
[00:47] Kaoru
    My parents were thrilled that
    I could commute from home,
[00:50] Kaoru
    and it gave me a chance to save up money.
[00:52] Kaoru
    The life of Kaoru Nagase
    isn't exciting, but it's stable.
[00:56] Kaoru
    Now...
[00:58] Kaoru
    If only my eyes looked a little less scary...
[01:01] Kaoru
    Uh-oh... No, I can't pass out!
[01:04] Kaoru
    Crouch down slowly... and...
[01:08] Administrator
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[01:11] Administrator
    We haven't made this mistake
    in thousands of years!
[01:14] Kaoru
    No, really, it's okay.
[01:16] Kaoru
    I mean, it's not... but it seems
    like it was out of your control.
[01:20] Administrator
    I truly appreciate that.
[01:22] Kaoru
    Huh... That's a higher being on a completely
    different plane than humanity for you.
[01:27] Kaoru
    He looks just like a god, but...
[01:30] Kaoru
    So, um... Let me make sure
    I have this straight.
[01:33] Kaoru
    A world in another dimension that
    normally has nothing to do with mine
[01:36] Kaoru
    started to interfere with this world due
    to an incidental shift in space-time?
[01:42] Administrator
    Yes. We refer to such
    phenomena as "distortions."
[01:47] Administrator
    If a distortion is not addressed,
     in the worst case,
[01:49] Administrator
    worlds in neighboring dimensions can
    be affected, resulting in a disaster.
[01:53] Administrator
    We conduct maintenance and supervision
    on space-time to prevent this.
[01:58] Administrator
    But this time...
[02:01] Kaoru
    I just happened to be there at that moment.
[02:04] Administrator
    Yes.
[02:06] Administrator
    I just barely managed to preserve
    your consciousness and soul,
[02:09] Administrator
    but back in your world, your body
    is currently being pronounced dead.
[02:14] Administrator
    If we interfere with fate
    to return you to this world,
[02:18] Administrator
    it could trigger an even greater distortion.
[02:22] Kaoru
    So in other words, there's no
    place left for me in this world?
[02:26] Administrator
    Unfortunately, yes.
[02:28] Administrator
    So the least I can do is offer
    an alternative solution...
[02:33] Koichi
    What?! Reincarnated in another world?!
[02:36] Koichi
    What is this, a light novel?!
[02:37] Kaoru
    I know, right?
[02:38] Kaoru
    But he said I can be reincarnated as I am
    into a different world that's unregulated.
[02:43] Dad
    As you are? Don't be ridiculous!
[02:45] Mom
    That's right! This was God's mistake, right?
[02:47] Mom
    You need to get a guarantee!
[02:49] Yuki
    Yeah! You can claim damages, can't you?
[02:53] Kaoru
    Yeah. That's why I asked to appear
[02:56] Kaoru
    before my family and friends in
    a dream so I could say goodbye.
[03:00] Kaoru
    Wait, I know this is a dream, but you
    guys seemed to move on pretty quick!
[03:05] Kaoru
    Your oldest kid was torn in
    half in a mysterious accident!
[03:09] Kaoru
    Shouldn't you be, you know, sadder?
[03:11] Koichi
    We know you'll be just fine, though.
[03:14] Yuki
    You've got good sense,
    and your specs aren't bad, either.
[03:17] Dad
    No matter which world you're in,
     we know you'll get by.
[03:21] Mom
    You're an eldest daughter the
    Nagase family can be proud of.
[03:24] Koichi
    As long as you're doing okay in
    that other world, we're happy.
[03:28] Kaoru
    Honestly, what a family I have.
[03:32] Kaoru
    Looks like time's up. Thanks, guys. Goodbye.
[03:36] Dad
    Kaoru, take care.
[03:38] Mom
    Find your happiness.
[03:40] Koichi
    Keep your status secret,
    and take precautions!
[03:42] Yuki
    Find yourself a good man!
[03:45] Kaoru
    Gotta go see Kyoko and Reiko next.
[03:50] Administrator
    Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
[03:52] Kaoru
    Yes.
[03:53] Reiko
    She doesn't have much time, you know.
[03:55] Kaoru
    Kyoko bawled all over me, though.
[03:59] Administrator
    Then I will now send you to your new world.
[04:01] Administrator
    Its civilization isn't
    as advanced as Earth's,
[04:02] Administrator
    but otherwise, it's quite similar.
[04:05] Administrator
    The rest will be—
[04:06] Kaoru
    Wait just a minute!
[04:08] Kaoru
    If it's less advanced, that means
    there'll be more injuries, illnesses,
[04:12] Kaoru
    crime, war, and all kinds
    of other dangers, right?
[04:16] Administrator
    W-Well, yes...
[04:17] Kaoru
    And you want to send a woman
    to a world like that all alone?
[04:21] Kaoru
    There's no way I'll be able to survive!
[04:24] Kaoru
    I could die the very day I get there!
[04:27] Administrator
    R-Right...
[04:28] Kaoru
    So as a perk of reincarnation...
[04:32] Kaoru
    I demand an overpowered skill!
SIGN    Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
[04:39] Celes
    Welcome to Verny!
[04:41] Kaoru
    Huh?
[04:42] Celes
    I'm Celestine, the administrator of this world.
[04:45] Celes
    But please just call me "Celes," okay?
[04:48] Kaoru
    Um, I'm sure I'll be needing
    your guidance for—
[04:50] Celes
    Yes, yes, yes! I've heard
    all about your story!
[04:53] Celes
    And I'm deeply grateful to you!
[04:56] Kaoru
    You are?
[04:57] Celes
    Yes! Because you agreed to
    be reincarnated in Verny,
[05:02] Celes
    I get to work with him!
[05:04] Kaoru
    "Him"? You mean the god of Earth?
[05:07] Celes
    Just getting to see him is precious enough!
[05:10] Celes
    But actually getting to talk to him...
[05:12] Celes
    What good fortune! How blessed I am!
[05:18] Celes
    And because of that, I'm going
    to give you some freebies!
[05:22] Kaoru
    Wait, is this god's head
    in the clouds or something?
[05:25] Kaoru
    I mean, it's great that
    she's helping me, but...
[05:28] Celes
    Yes, he's told me everything.
[05:31] Celes
    For starters, you want the ability
    to read, write, and speak,
[05:34] Celes
    and a younger body, but with the
    same genes you're always had, right?
[05:38] Kaoru
    Make me the youngest age that's
    considered adult in this world.
[05:41] Celes
    You got it!
[05:42] Kaoru
    All is going to plan so far.
[05:45] Celes
    He also said that you requested an amazing
    skill necessary for surviving in this world.
[05:54] Kaoru
    Yes.
[05:55] Kaoru
    By the way, does this world
    have magic and monsters,
[05:58] Kaoru
    and jobs that involve hunting them and stuff?
[06:01] Kaoru
    This is a very important question.
[06:03] Kaoru
    The answer will determine what overpowered—
SIGN    Why do you look scared?
    Is it my eyes?
    It's my eyes, isn't it?!
SIGN    I'm used to
    this reaction, though...
[06:07] Celes
    Y-Yes, it has everything you just named.
[06:10] Celes
    Magic, monsters, hunters—all of it.
[06:13] Kaoru
    Score!
SIGN    <Ally's Turn>
SIGN    Stage
SIGN    Fight
    Item
    Defend
    Flee
SIGN    Warrior
SIGN    Mage
SIGN    Healer
[06:14] Kaoru
    An isekai is almost always
    a world of swords and magic.
[06:17] Kaoru
    Medieval-style civilizations
    are the standard.
SIGN    Stage
SIGN    Fight
    Item
    Defend
    Flee
SIGN    Warrior
SIGN    Mage
SIGN    Healer
[06:20] Kaoru
    So what OP ability is essential
    for staying alive in such a world?
[06:24] Kaoru
    A defensive attack?
[06:26] Kaoru
    No!
[06:27] Kaoru
    Those only ever end up being used by
    powerful people for their own benefit!
[06:31] Kaoru
    I gave this a lot of thought and
    considered all possible conditions.
[06:34] Kaoru
    The ultimate ability that will allow me
    to live out my life safe and worry-free...
[06:39] Kaoru
    is...
[06:40] Kaoru
    the ability to freely create potions
    with whatever effects I want!
[06:46] Celes
    Huh?
[06:49] Kaoru
    The major causes of death in this
    world are injury and illness, right?
[06:53] Kaoru
    I'd feel bad if I died immediately
[06:56] Kaoru
    after you so kindly let me reincarnate here.
[07:00] Kaoru
    It would do just a tiny bit to
    make up for my disadvantage here,
[07:05] Kaoru
    but is it too selfish?
[07:07] Kaoru
    Will the god of Earth say no?
[07:11] Celes
    Oh, well, that's...
[07:11] Administrator
    I swear on my name...
[07:13] Celes
    Okay! No problem! That's just fine!
[07:17] Kaoru
    Oh, but I'll need containers
    to put the potions I create in.
[07:21] Celes
    Huh?!
[07:22] Kaoru
    And depending on the potion,
    different shapes and sizes might be required.
[07:27] Celes
    Uh-huh...
[07:29] Kaoru
    I don't want to think about it,
[07:31] Kaoru
    so can we just say any potion I make will
    appear in whatever container I think of?
[07:36] Celes
    Sure, the container isn't a problem at all.
[07:39] Kaoru
    Also...
[07:40] Celes
    What?! There's more?!
[07:42] Kaoru
    You did say earlier that
    you'd give me some freebies.
[07:47] Kaoru
    Right?!
[07:48] Celes
    That I did...
[07:49] Kaoru
    If I told him about this...
[07:51] Celes
    Oh, darn it! I'll give you
    whatever you want, okay?!
[07:54] Kaoru
    Well, thank you!
[07:56] Kaoru
    Yes! I got her to commit!
[07:59] Celes
    I will now begin the reincarnation process.
[08:02] Celes
    You want to retain your original genetics,
[08:04] Celes
    but revert to the youngest age
    considered adult in this world.
[08:07] Celes
    The ability to read, write,
    and speak all languages...
[08:11] Celes
    The power to create any potion you
    want in any container you want...
[08:16] Celes
    And...
[08:17] Celes
    Your own extra-dimensional storage
    space that only you can access,
[08:20] Celes
    that has unlimited capacity,
    is unaffected by the passage of time,
[08:23] Celes
    and that you can use whenever
    you want: an Item Box.
[08:27] Celes
    Are these all of your demands?
[08:29] Kaoru
    Yes. And just one last request...
[08:33] Celes
    What now?!
[08:34] Kaoru
    Please be my friend.
[08:38] Celes
    Yes, of course, Kaoru!
[08:49] Kaoru
    I hear birds singing...
[08:52] Bird1
    Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
    brother gets the throne, not the older one.
[08:56] Bird1
    Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
[08:59] Bird2
    Dunno. I heard the older brother got
    hurt bad protecting the younger one.
[09:03] Bird2
    That's why he let him have the throne.
[09:06] Kaoru
    The ability to read, write,
    and speak all languages?!
[09:09] Kaoru
    What a dumb "freebie" to
    put all your effort into!
[09:13] Celes
    Tee-hee.
[09:14] Kaoru
    Whew, that turned into panic pretty quick.
[09:16] Kaoru
    Ow! Crap...
[09:18] Kaoru
    I guess this is my chance to test it out.
[09:21] Kaoru
    Appear, Wound-Healing Potion!
[09:25] Kaoru
    Wow, it really appeared.
[09:27] Kaoru
    And it's not a screw-on cap.
[09:29] Kaoru
    I guess they're in line with
    how advanced this world is.
[09:34] Kaoru
    Yikes, that's gonna leave a scar.
[09:38] Kaoru
    Yuck! I need to think about flavors, too!
[09:41] Kaoru
    It's fully healed! Leave it to the
    mysterious powers of a higher being...
[09:46] Kaoru
    And it looks like I have
    the body of a ninth grader.
[09:50] Kaoru
    That leaves...
[09:51] Kaoru
    Item Box, open!
[09:53] Kaoru
    Wonder if there's a hanky in there...
SIGN    Nothing in Storage
[09:56] Kaoru
    Yeah, I knew that.
[09:57] Kaoru
    Oh, I'll put the bottle in here.
SIGN    Wound-Healing Potion
     Bottle and Lid
    (Trash)
[10:00] Kaoru
    Looks like she kept her promise.
[10:04] Kaoru
    But you know, Celes, you could've put
    some useful items in that Item Box
[10:08] Kaoru
    or maybe beefed up my chest
    protection a little more!
SIGN    Was just barely a B on Earth
SIGN    Definitely an A now
[10:12] Kaoru
    Why couldn't you do that? Because...
[10:15] Kaoru
    She's Celes!
[10:17] Kaoru
    Yep. Perfect reasoning.
[10:20] Kaoru
    Okay! Time to start enjoying
    the world of Verny!
[10:28] Kaoru
    I wonder if that light is a town...
[10:30] Kaoru
    Recovery Potion, please.
[10:37] Kaoru
    I'm raring to go now!
[10:39] Kaoru
    That cleared my exhaustion right up!
[10:41] Kaoru
    Wait, it doesn't have any
    weird side effects, does it?
[10:44] Kaoru
    Now I'm kinda scared.
[10:49] Kaoru
    I gotta get some useful
    things in my Item Box soon.
[10:55] Kaoru
    I finally made it.
[10:57] Kaoru
    My belly's so bloated...
[10:59] Kaoru
    Right!
[11:01] Kaoru
    This is my safe, worry-free life
    in another world with an OP ability!
[11:05] Kaoru
    I'll start by procuring some funds.
[11:07] Kaoru
    I produced four healing potions.
[11:10] Kaoru
    And they cost me nothing to make,
    so it's pure profit.
[11:14] Kaoru
    How much should I try to get?
[11:16] Kaoru
    Oh, that's not a lamp?
[11:19] Kaoru
    A stone? A magic stone, I guess?
[11:21] Kaoru
    A world of magic and monsters!
[11:23] Kaoru
    It's starting to feel like an isekai now!
[11:26] Kaoru
    The hunters' guild!
[11:28] Kaoru
    I'd like to get at least four silver,
[11:30] Kaoru
    the amount they told me to expect at the inn.
[11:32] Kaoru
    They told me what most things here cost, too.
[11:35] Kaoru
    Time to march into battle!
[11:37] Kaoru
    Coming in!
[11:39] Kaoru
    I feel so awkward.
[11:41] Kaoru
    They're all foreigners.
[11:43] Kaoru
    Wait, I guess I'm the foreigner, huh?
[11:46] Kaoru
    Nothing will start if I don't go in!
[11:53] Gilda
    What? Potions?
SIGN    Her eyes look scary
SIGN    Eek!
[11:56] Kaoru
    It's medicine for cuts and bruises.
[11:58] Gilda
    Medicine?
[12:00] Gilda
    If you want to sell medicine,
    talk to a pharmacist or doctor.
[12:03] Gilda
    Why bring them to the hunters' guild?
     Are you dumb?
SIGN    Sunk
[12:07] Kaoru
    Whatever!
[12:09] Kaoru
    I'm sorry.
[12:10] Kaoru
    I just left the countryside, so I
    don't know how things work here.
[12:13] Kaoru
    If I don't sell them today, I
    can't afford food or lodging.
[12:17] Kaoru
    Tell me, where can I find
    the pharmacist and doctor?
[12:20] Gilda
    They're obviously not
    gonna be open this late.
[12:22] Gilda
    And the doctor's out making the
    rounds in the surrounding villages.
[12:25] Gilda
    The pharmacist's out of town, too.
[12:28] Gilda
    Neither of them will be back for a while.
[12:32] Kaoru
    It's all over!
[12:35] Gilda
    Oh, fine. You can stay just for tonight.
[12:38] Kaoru
    Huh?
[12:39] Gilda
    I'll lend you a folding bed. Sleep wherever.
[12:42] Kaoru
    Thank you so much!
[12:44] Gilda
    It's only for tonight. As for food...
[12:49] Gilda
    Figure that out on your own.
[12:51] Gilda
    I'll grant you permission
    to do business here.
[12:53] Kaoru
    O-Okay!
[12:55] Kaoru
    How about some healing potions?
[12:57] Kaoru
    The blue one that heals cuts
    and bruises costs one silver,
[13:01] Kaoru
    and the yellow one that heals anything,
    from fractures to internal injuries,
[13:04] Kaoru
    costs five silver.
[13:05] Karl
    A silver for an infusion of
    herbs she found lying around?
[13:06] Kaoru
    Anyone interested?
[13:08] Kaoru
    I only have one of the yellow,
    but I have three of the blue.
[13:09] Hunter1
    Maybe if it was two or three small silver...
[13:12] Kaoru
    Every adventurer needs these!
[13:13] Kaoru
    Why aren't they selling?
[13:15] Kaoru
    They work great, and they'll
    be a big help on monster hunts!
[13:15] Kaoru
    There should be demand for these...
    Did I price them too high?
[13:18] Kaoru
    Maybe healing magic is even cheaper?
[13:21] Kaoru
    But I can't set the price any lower...
[13:25] Kaoru
    I lose at life!
[13:26] Kaoru
    I want solid food! Using potions as
    nutritional supplements is pathetic!
[13:30] Gunther
    Hey, little lady.
[13:31] Kaoru
    Me?
[13:32] Gunther
    I can't buy those potions of yours,
[13:35] Gunther
    but do you wanna rub my feet instead?
[13:37] Gunther
    I'll pay you...
[13:39] Gunther
    with these.
[13:40] Kaoru
    I'll take that job!
[13:42] Hans
    You can do me next, then.
[13:44] Hans
    I'll give you two chicken
    skewers to rub my shoulders.
[13:47] Karl
    Then I'll give you a quarter of a boar steak
    to hit the pressure points on my back.
[13:51] Kaoru
    Gladly!
[13:53] Kaoru
    I gave my dad a lot of massages when
    I was a kid, so I'm good at it!
[13:56] Gunther
    You still are a kid!
[13:58] Hans
    No doubt.
[14:00] Hunter1
    Hey, do my lower back for me!
[14:02] Kaoru
    I don't think I can eat any more than this!
[14:06] Kaoru
    So please pay me in copper coins after this!
SIGN    Second stomach
    for dessert...
[14:10] Kaoru
    Well, I'm happy!
[14:12] Kaoru
    Even though I couldn't sell any potions.
[14:16] HunterC
    Someone, please, call a doctor!
[14:18] HunterB
    A gray bear got him!
[14:20] HunterB
    Please help! Hurry!
[14:24] Hunters
    A monster got him?
[14:25] Kaoru
    He's hurt bad.
[14:26] Hunters
    A gray bear, I heard.
[14:26] Kaoru
    So there really are monsters...
[14:28] HunterA
    What?!
[14:30] Gilda
    All I can do for him right now is treat
    him with the herbs I have on hand.
[14:35] Gilda
    But...
[14:36] Gilda
    With a wound like that, he's...
[14:39] Kaoru
    Someone use healing magic, quick!
[14:42] Kaoru
    With so many people here, there must
     be one or two who can use it!
[14:46] Kaoru
    If magic won't work, use a high-level potion!
[14:48] Kaoru
    Doesn't anybody have one?!
[14:50] Kaoru
    This man's life depends on it!
[14:52] HunterA
    What are you...
[14:54] Kaoru
    Oh, forget it! I'll do it!
[14:56] Kaoru
    Someone bring me the strongest
    drink here, in the bottle! Quickly!
[15:01] Karl
    R-Right...
[15:03] Kaoru
    Give him this.
[15:05] Kaoru
    I only have one of the
    yellow one. Don't spill any.
[15:08] HunterA
    Okay...
[15:09] Kaoru
    I'm borrowing that.
[15:12] Karl
    Here's the booze.
[15:13] Kaoru
    Thanks.
[15:16] Kaoru
    Tough it out.
[15:17] Kaoru
    Now, while he's conscious!
[15:33] HunterC
    Oh, thank goodness!
[15:36] Kaoru
    Drink this. It's my last one.
[15:38] HunterB
    I can't use something so valuable on—
[15:39] Kaoru
    Just do it!
[15:40] HunterB
    O-Okay...
[15:45] Gunther
    I don't believe it.
[15:47] Hans
    It's a miracle...
[15:48] Hunters
    That was such a bad wound...
[15:50] Hunters
    Am I just drunk?
[15:52] Gilda
    You're an angel...
[15:53] Karl
    An angel! An angel has come down to us!
[15:56] Gunther
    This is a joyous occasion!
    We're gonna drink tonight!
[15:58] Hunters
    Yeah!
[16:06] Kaoru
    Stupid Celes! You said
    they had this stuff here!
[16:10] Kaoru
    After that...
[16:11] Hans
    Medicines to heal injuries and illnesses
    are made from medicinal herbs, of course.
SIGN    It's juice. They said I look
     too young to drink alcohol.
SIGN    Hmph!
[16:16] Hans
    I've never heard of magical
    medicines like yours!
[16:20] Gilda
    They say only mages who train
    all their lives can use magic,
[16:23] Gilda
    and even then, only enough to light
    a candle or produce a drop of water.
[16:27] Kaoru
    That's not what you'd call having magic!
SIGN    Phosphorescent Rock
    A rock that absorbs light from bright areas and gives
    off its glow when it's dark, much like luminous paint
     on Earth. Not the same as radiation.
[16:30] Kaoru
    By the way, the street lights
    outside are phosphorescent rocks.
SIGN    I'm good
     at physics
[16:33] Kaoru
    They have nothing to do with magic at all.
[16:36] Kaoru
    I learned through my information-gathering
[16:39] Kaoru
    that this is not the world of swords
    and magic that I had imagined.
[16:43] Kaoru
    It felt so nice, though...
[16:46] Kaoru
    No, no! If they find a little girl with no
    background makes miraculous magic potions...
[16:51] Rische
    Hey, morning, little lady!
[16:53] Rische
    The lord of this land,
    Baron Renié, wants to see you.
[16:57] Kaoru
    This is what will happen.
[16:59] Rische
    Quit struggling!
[17:00] Kaoru
    Don't yank me like that! It hurts!
[17:03] Kaoru
    Maybe I'll try a little something...
[17:06] Kaoru
    If you're that rough with me,
    you'll break my bracelet!
[17:10] Rische
    Bracelet?
[17:11] Kaoru
    That's worth ten gold, you know.
[17:14] Rische
    What?!
[17:15] Kaoru
    Of course it's expensive. It's one
    of the freebies Celes gave me.
[17:21] Kaoru
    Thank you for inviting me here, Baron Renié.
[17:25] Renié
    I'm so glad you came, Kaoru, my dear!
[17:28] Renié
    Have a seat right there!
[17:30] Kaoru
    Baron Renié is the lord of this town.
[17:34] Kaoru
    He climbed the ladder by
    being stingy and violent.
[17:37] Kaoru
    He's just a terrible person.
[17:39] Kaoru
    That's what I head from the hunters.
[17:42] Kaoru
    Basically, in this world, he's
    the stereotypical minor noble.
[17:47] Renié
    Incidentally, Kaoru, my dear...
[17:49] Renié
    Tell me about that medicine
    you had. Where did you get it?
[17:54] Kaoru
    Oh, that? I made it myself.
[17:57] Renié
    You did?!
[17:58] Kaoru
    Yes.
[17:59] Kaoru
    But I can't make them any more.
[18:02] Renié
    What?! Why not?!
[18:06] Renié
    Is it this?! Is this why?!
[18:08] Kaoru
    Yes. Without this, I can't make medicine.
[18:12] Renié
    I gave Rische a good scolding.
[18:14] Renié
    Please forgive him for treating you that way.
[18:16] Kaoru
    This has been broken.
[18:19] Kaoru
    Maybe he was jealous of you
    monopolizing all the medicine?
[18:24] Renié
    Curse him! Why, I oughta...
[18:27] Kaoru
    This Rische guy is about to get some
    payback for being rough with me!
[18:32] Kaoru
    Thankfully, I think I can repair it.
     I just need a little time.
[18:36] Renié
    Oh, good!
[18:37] Renié
    Prepare a room for Kaoru!
[18:40] Renié
    The best room in this house!
[18:42] Head Maid
    Understood.
[18:45] Kaoru
    Well, I've assured my safety for now.
[18:49] Kaoru
    I mean, considering I only
    have a few copper coins on me,
[18:53] Kaoru
    I'm grateful to have three meals and a bed.
SIGN    I'll use a potion to grow
    out my hair!!
[18:56] Kaoru
    But I don't want to stay here long.
[18:57] Kaoru
    I need to come up with a plan.
[19:00] Kaoru
    Yes, come in.
[19:03] Head Maid
    I've brought some tools that
    might help with your repairs.
[19:06] Kaoru
    Thank you, head maid.
[19:08] Head Maid
    Here you go. It's heavy, mind.
[19:10] Kaoru
    Okay.
[19:12] Head Maid
    Is there anything else you need?
[19:14] Kaoru
    Only...
[19:16] Head Maid
    Is something the matter?
[19:17] Kaoru
    Huh?
[19:18] Kaoru
    Ah, no, nothing.
[19:20] Kaoru
    Can I ask for just one thing, then?
[19:23] Head Maid
    As you requested, I've brought all
    the maids who are close to your age.
[19:27] Kaoru
    Thank you.
[19:29] Kaoru
    As I think you've all heard by now...
[19:33] Kaoru
    I need someone on the same magical
    wavelength as me to be my assistant.
[19:39] Kaoru
    We won't be doing any
    weird rituals or anything.
[19:41] Kaoru
    You can relax.
[19:43] Kaoru
    You there...
[19:44] Hannah
    Y-Yes!
[19:45] Kaoru
    Would you help me?
[19:47] Kaoru
    We'll work late tonight,
[19:48] Kaoru
    so if you could join me after bringing
    a late-night snack, that would be great.
[19:51] Kaoru
    What's your name?
[19:52] Hannah
    My name is Hannah!
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
[19:57] Kaoru
    Whoa, there...
[19:59] Kaoru
    Gotta make sure the guards don't see...
[20:02] Kaoru
    Sorry, Hannah. This stuff will
    only put you out until morning.
[20:06] Kaoru
    Well, time to get started.
[20:16] Kaoru
    That just leaves... getting her
    clothes off. That won't be easy.
[20:19] Kaoru
    Oh, I know!
[20:21] Kaoru
    Put her maid uniform in storage.
[20:23] Kaoru
    This Item Box is seriously handy!
[20:28] Kaoru
    And now for the main event.
[20:32] Kaoru
    If I put the clothes in and
    take hers out at the same time,
[20:34] Kaoru
    and then drink this potion...
[20:37] Kaoru
    Dress change!
[20:52] Kaoru
    All done!
[20:55] Kaoru
    At least, that's that I envisioned,
    but it was actually instantaneous.
[20:58] Kaoru
    That Item Box won't let me have any fun.
[21:11] Renié
    She ran away?!
[21:13] Renié
    Th-This can't be...
[21:16] Renié
    I spent a lot of money
    on all those furnishings!
[21:19] Kaoru
    Anyone pursuing me on horseback
    should be catching up to me soon.
[21:23] Kaoru
    I changed my hair and eye colors,
[21:25] Kaoru
    and I put on clothes I stole from—
SIGN    Stole
[21:27] Kaoru
    Cough, cough.
[21:28] Kaoru
    I put on clothes I commandeered
     from that room,
SIGN    Commandeer
    To take
     something
     by force
[21:31] Kaoru
    so I don't think they'll
    recognize me easily, but...
[21:37] Kaoru
    Are those the pursuers' horses?
[21:43] Kaoru
    I'll just chill out here until they run by.
[21:46] Kaoru
    Maybe have breakfast while I wait...
[21:49] Kaoru
    It's actually yesterday's
    late-night snack, but still.
[21:52] Kaoru
    Yum!
[21:56] Gunther
    I think we can stop pretending
    to pursue her now.
[21:59] Hans
    We're pretty far from the baron's domain.
[22:01] Gunther
    We did enough work to earn
    the pay he promised.
[22:04] Kaoru
    I've heard those voices before...
[22:06] Gunther
    I mean, even if we found the angel
    who saved one of our buddies,
[22:09] Gunther
    does that lord really think
    we'd just hand her over?
[22:13] Karl
    I wanted to tell him,
    "Like hell I'm taking that job!"
[22:18] Hans
    Yeah, but then Gilda told us to make
    sure we just get good money out of him.
[22:22] Three
    That's our receptionist from hell!
[22:27] Gunther
    C'mon, let's go home!
[22:32] Kaoru
    I appreciate all of your help.
[22:35] Kaoru
    I'm headed for Aras, the royal
    capital of the Kingdom of Brancott!
[22:39] Kaoru
    Dear Nagase family,
[22:41] Kaoru
    as well as Kyoko and Reiko.
[22:44] Kaoru
    I'm doing pretty well for myself
    here in the parallel world of Verny.
[22:48] Kaoru
    And I've been put down
    as a friend of a goddess
[22:50] Kaoru
    who's pretty disappointing in a
    lot of ways, for a higher power.
[22:54] Kaoru
    This doesn't seem like such a bad place.
[22:57] Kaoru
    So on that note...
[22:59] Kaoru
    Come, potion!
[23:03] Kaoru
    I'm Kaoru Nagase, and I shall
     survive using potions!
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    "My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!"
[23:16] Hector
    Hey, Eunice! Are you done
    "powdering your nose" yet?
[23:20] Eunice
    Honestly, Big Brother!
    Don't be so rude to a lady!
[23:25] Eunice
    Francette, what is that?
[23:28] Francette
    Miss, please wait!
[23:33] Hector
    What is it?
[23:34] Eunice
    Look.