# E1 - Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
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***SIGN*** Send
**[00:04] Kaoru**
And... send.
**[00:06] Kaoru**
Finally done!
***SIGN*** Kyoko
**[00:07] Kaoru**
Oh, it's Kyoko.
**[00:09] Kaoru**
Wonder if she's mad. Hello?
**[00:11] Kyoko**
*You're late, Kaoru!*
**[00:13] Kyoko**
Better get here soon or
we'll start without you!
**[00:16] Kaoru**
Sorry, it's my first time...
**[00:17] Reiko**
Are you done with work?
**[00:19] Kaoru**
Yeah, I'm just leaving.
**[00:21] Kaoru**
My boss dumped a task on
me that was kind of a pain.
**[00:24] Kyoko**
Well, you always were
unnecessarily good at your job.
**[00:27] Kaoru**
"Unnecessarily"? Hey!
**[00:29] Reiko**
You okay? You're not too tired?
**[00:31] Kaoru**
Thanks, Reiko! An energy drink
will get me back on my feet!
**[00:35] Kaoru**
Anyway, be right there. See you soon.
**[00:37] Reiko**
*Bye.*
**[00:38] Kyoko**
*See ya!*
**[00:39] Kaoru**
All right! We're drinking tonight!
**[00:43] Kaoru**
* After graduating from my*
* university's science department,*
**[00:45] Kaoru**
*I got a job with a local business.*
**[00:47] Kaoru**
* My parents were thrilled that*
* I could commute from home,*
**[00:50] Kaoru**
*and it gave me a chance to save up money.*
**[00:52] Kaoru**
* The life of Kaoru Nagase*
* isn't exciting, but it's stable.*
**[00:56] Kaoru**
*Now...*
**[00:58] Kaoru**
*If only my eyes looked a little less scary...*
**[01:01] Kaoru**
*Uh-oh... No, I can't pass out!*
**[01:04] Kaoru**
*Crouch down slowly... and...*
**[01:08] Administrator**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[01:11] Administrator**
We haven't made this mistake
in thousands of years!
**[01:14] Kaoru**
No, really, it's okay.
**[01:16] Kaoru**
I mean, it's not... but it seems
like it was out of your control.
**[01:20] Administrator**
I truly appreciate that.
**[01:22] Kaoru**
* Huh... That's a higher being on a completely*
* different plane than humanity for you.*
**[01:27] Kaoru**
*He looks just like a god, but...*
**[01:30] Kaoru**
So, um... Let me make sure
I have this straight.
**[01:33] Kaoru**
A world in another dimension that
normally has nothing to do with mine
**[01:36] Kaoru**
started to interfere with this world due
to an incidental shift in space-time?
**[01:42] Administrator**
Yes. We refer to such
phenomena as "distortions."
**[01:47] Administrator**
If a distortion is not addressed,
in the worst case,
**[01:49] Administrator**
worlds in neighboring dimensions can
be affected, resulting in a disaster.
**[01:53] Administrator**
We conduct maintenance and supervision
on space-time to prevent this.
**[01:58] Administrator**
But this time...
**[02:01] Kaoru**
I just happened to be there at that moment.
**[02:04] Administrator**
Yes.
**[02:06] Administrator**
I just barely managed to preserve
your consciousness and soul,
**[02:09] Administrator**
but back in your world, your body
is currently being pronounced dead.
**[02:14] Administrator**
If we interfere with fate
to return you to this world,
**[02:18] Administrator**
it could trigger an even greater distortion.
**[02:22] Kaoru**
So in other words, there's no
place left for me in this world?
**[02:26] Administrator**
Unfortunately, yes.
**[02:28] Administrator**
So the least I can do is offer
an alternative solution...
**[02:33] Koichi**
What?! Reincarnated in another world?!
**[02:36] Koichi**
What is this, a light novel?!
**[02:37] Kaoru**
I know, right?
**[02:38] Kaoru**
But he said I can be reincarnated as I am
into a different world that's unregulated.
**[02:43] Dad**
As you are? Don't be ridiculous!
**[02:45] Mom**
That's right! This was God's mistake, right?
**[02:47] Mom**
You need to get a guarantee!
**[02:49] Yuki**
Yeah! You can claim damages, can't you?
**[02:53] Kaoru**
Yeah. That's why I asked to appear
**[02:56] Kaoru**
before my family and friends in
a dream so I could say goodbye.
**[03:00] Kaoru**
Wait, I know this is a dream, but you
guys seemed to move on pretty quick!
**[03:05] Kaoru**
Your oldest kid was torn in
half in a mysterious accident!
**[03:09] Kaoru**
Shouldn't you be, you know, sadder?
**[03:11] Koichi**
We know you'll be just fine, though.
**[03:14] Yuki**
You've got good sense,
and your specs aren't bad, either.
**[03:17] Dad**
No matter which world you're in,
we know you'll get by.
**[03:21] Mom**
You're an eldest daughter the
Nagase family can be proud of.
**[03:24] Koichi**
As long as you're doing okay in
that other world, we're happy.
**[03:28] Kaoru**
Honestly, what a family I have.
**[03:32] Kaoru**
Looks like time's up. Thanks, guys. Goodbye.
**[03:36] Dad**
Kaoru, take care.
**[03:38] Mom**
Find your happiness.
**[03:40] Koichi**
Keep your status secret,
and take precautions!
**[03:42] Yuki**
Find yourself a good man!
**[03:45] Kaoru**
*Gotta go see Kyoko and Reiko next.*
**[03:50] Administrator**
Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
**[03:52] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[03:53] Reiko**
She doesn't have much time, you know.
**[03:55] Kaoru**
*Kyoko bawled all over me, though.*
**[03:59] Administrator**
Then I will now send you to your new world.
**[04:01] Administrator**
Its civilization isn't
as advanced as Earth's,
**[04:02] Administrator**
but otherwise, it's quite similar.
**[04:05] Administrator**
The rest will be—
**[04:06] Kaoru**
Wait just a minute!
**[04:08] Kaoru**
If it's less advanced, that means
there'll be more injuries, illnesses,
**[04:12] Kaoru**
crime, war, and all kinds
of other dangers, right?
**[04:16] Administrator**
W-Well, yes...
**[04:17] Kaoru**
And you want to send a woman
to a world like that all alone?
**[04:21] Kaoru**
There's no way I'll be able to survive!
**[04:24] Kaoru**
I could die the very day I get there!
**[04:27] Administrator**
R-Right...
**[04:28] Kaoru**
So as a perk of reincarnation...
**[04:32] Kaoru**
I demand an overpowered skill!
***SIGN*** Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
**[04:39] Celes**
Welcome to Verny!
**[04:41] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[04:42] Celes**
I'm Celestine, the administrator of this world.
**[04:45] Celes**
But please just call me "Celes," okay?
**[04:48] Kaoru**
Um, I'm sure I'll be needing
your guidance for—
**[04:50] Celes**
Yes, yes, yes! I've heard
all about your story!
**[04:53] Celes**
And I'm deeply grateful to you!
**[04:56] Kaoru**
You are?
**[04:57] Celes**
Yes! Because you agreed to
be reincarnated in Verny,
**[05:02] Celes**
I get to work with *him*!
**[05:04] Kaoru**
"Him"? You mean the god of Earth?
**[05:07] Celes**
Just getting to see him is precious enough!
**[05:10] Celes**
But actually getting to talk to him...
**[05:12] Celes**
What good fortune! How blessed I am!
**[05:18] Celes**
And because of that, I'm going
to give you some freebies!
**[05:22] Kaoru**
* Wait, is this god's head*
* in the clouds or something?*
**[05:25] Kaoru**
* I mean, it's great that*
* she's helping me, but...*
**[05:28] Celes**
Yes, he's told me everything.
**[05:31] Celes**
For starters, you want the ability
to read, write, and speak,
**[05:34] Celes**
and a younger body, but with the
same genes you're always had, right?
**[05:38] Kaoru**
Make me the youngest age that's
considered adult in this world.
**[05:41] Celes**
You got it!
**[05:42] Kaoru**
All is going to plan so far.
**[05:45] Celes**
He also said that you requested an amazing
skill necessary for surviving in this world.
**[05:54] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[05:55] Kaoru**
By the way, does this world
have magic and monsters,
**[05:58] Kaoru**
and jobs that involve hunting them and stuff?
**[06:01] Kaoru**
*This is a very important question.*
**[06:03] Kaoru**
*The answer will determine what overpowered—*
***SIGN*** Why do you look scared?
Is it my eyes?
It's my eyes, isn't it?!
***SIGN*** I'm used to
this reaction, though...
**[06:07] Celes**
Y-Yes, it has everything you just named.
**[06:10] Celes**
Magic, monsters, hunters—all of it.
**[06:13] Kaoru**
*Score!*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Fight
Item
Defend
Flee
***SIGN*** Warrior
***SIGN*** Mage
***SIGN*** Healer
**[06:14] Kaoru**
* An isekai is almost always*
* a world of swords and magic.*
**[06:17] Kaoru**
* Medieval-style civilizations*
* are the standard.*
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Fight
Item
Defend
Flee
***SIGN*** Warrior
***SIGN*** Mage
***SIGN*** Healer
**[06:20] Kaoru**
* So what OP ability is essential*
* for staying alive in such a world?*
**[06:24] Kaoru**
*A defensive attack?*
**[06:26] Kaoru**
*No!*
**[06:27] Kaoru**
* Those only ever end up being used by*
* powerful people for their own benefit!*
**[06:31] Kaoru**
* I gave this a lot of thought and*
* considered all possible conditions.*
**[06:34] Kaoru**
* The ultimate ability that will allow me*
* to live out my life safe and worry-free...*
**[06:39] Kaoru**
*is...*
**[06:40] Kaoru**
the ability to freely create potions
with whatever effects I want!
**[06:46] Celes**
Huh?
**[06:49] Kaoru**
The major causes of death in this
world are injury and illness, right?
**[06:53] Kaoru**
I'd feel bad if I died immediately
**[06:56] Kaoru**
after you so kindly let me reincarnate here.
**[07:00] Kaoru**
It would do just a tiny bit to
make up for my disadvantage here,
**[07:05] Kaoru**
but is it too selfish?
**[07:07] Kaoru**
Will the god of Earth say no?
**[07:11] Celes**
Oh, well, that's...
**[07:11] Administrator**
I swear on my name...
**[07:13] Celes**
Okay! No problem! That's just fine!
**[07:17] Kaoru**
Oh, but I'll need containers
to put the potions I create in.
**[07:21] Celes**
Huh?!
**[07:22] Kaoru**
And depending on the potion,
different shapes and sizes might be required.
**[07:27] Celes**
Uh-huh...
**[07:29] Kaoru**
I don't want to think about it,
**[07:31] Kaoru**
so can we just say any potion I make will
appear in whatever container I think of?
**[07:36] Celes**
Sure, the container isn't a problem at all.
**[07:39] Kaoru**
Also...
**[07:40] Celes**
What?! There's more?!
**[07:42] Kaoru**
You did say earlier that
you'd give me some freebies.
**[07:47] Kaoru**
Right?!
**[07:48] Celes**
That I did...
**[07:49] Kaoru**
If I told him about this...
**[07:51] Celes**
Oh, darn it! I'll give you
whatever you want, okay?!
**[07:54] Kaoru**
Well, thank you!
**[07:56] Kaoru**
Yes! I got her to commit!
**[07:59] Celes**
I will now begin the reincarnation process.
**[08:02] Celes**
You want to retain your original genetics,
**[08:04] Celes**
but revert to the youngest age
considered adult in this world.
**[08:07] Celes**
The ability to read, write,
and speak all languages...
**[08:11] Celes**
The power to create any potion you
want in any container you want...
**[08:16] Celes**
And...
**[08:17] Celes**
Your own extra-dimensional storage
space that only you can access,
**[08:20] Celes**
that has unlimited capacity,
is unaffected by the passage of time,
**[08:23] Celes**
and that you can use whenever
you want: an Item Box.
**[08:27] Celes**
Are these all of your demands?
**[08:29] Kaoru**
Yes. And just one last request...
**[08:33] Celes**
What now?!
**[08:34] Kaoru**
Please be my friend.
**[08:38] Celes**
Yes, of course, Kaoru!
**[08:49] Kaoru**
I hear birds singing...
**[08:52] Bird1**
Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
brother gets the throne, not the older one.
**[08:56] Bird1**
Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
**[08:59] Bird2**
Dunno. I heard the older brother got
hurt bad protecting the younger one.
**[09:03] Bird2**
That's why he let him have the throne.
**[09:06] Kaoru**
* The ability to read, write,*
* and speak all languages?!*
**[09:09] Kaoru**
What a dumb "freebie" to
put all your effort into!
**[09:13] Celes**
Tee-hee.
**[09:14] Kaoru**
Whew, that turned into panic pretty quick.
**[09:16] Kaoru**
Ow! Crap...
**[09:18] Kaoru**
I guess this is my chance to test it out.
**[09:21] Kaoru**
Appear, Wound-Healing Potion!
**[09:25] Kaoru**
Wow, it really appeared.
**[09:27] Kaoru**
And it's not a screw-on cap.
**[09:29] Kaoru**
I guess they're in line with
how advanced this world is.
**[09:34] Kaoru**
Yikes, that's gonna leave a scar.
**[09:38] Kaoru**
Yuck! I need to think about flavors, too!
**[09:41] Kaoru**
It's fully healed! Leave it to the
mysterious powers of a higher being...
**[09:46] Kaoru**
And it looks like I have
the body of a ninth grader.
**[09:50] Kaoru**
That leaves...
**[09:51] Kaoru**
Item Box, open!
**[09:53] Kaoru**
Wonder if there's a hanky in there...
***SIGN*** Nothing in Storage
**[09:56] Kaoru**
Yeah, I knew that.
**[09:57] Kaoru**
Oh, I'll put the bottle in here.
***SIGN*** Wound-Healing Potion
Bottle and Lid
(Trash)
**[10:00] Kaoru**
Looks like she kept her promise.
**[10:04] Kaoru**
* But you know, Celes, you could've put*
* some useful items in that Item Box*
**[10:08] Kaoru**
* or maybe beefed up my chest*
* protection a little more!*
***SIGN*** Was just barely a B on Earth
***SIGN*** Definitely an A now
**[10:12] Kaoru**
*Why couldn't you do that? Because...*
**[10:15] Kaoru**
She's Celes!
**[10:17] Kaoru**
Yep. Perfect reasoning.
**[10:20] Kaoru**
Okay! Time to start enjoying
the world of Verny!
**[10:28] Kaoru**
I wonder if that light is a town...
**[10:30] Kaoru**
Recovery Potion, please.
**[10:37] Kaoru**
I'm raring to go now!
**[10:39] Kaoru**
That cleared my exhaustion right up!
**[10:41] Kaoru**
Wait, it doesn't have any
weird side effects, does it?
**[10:44] Kaoru**
Now I'm kinda scared.
**[10:49] Kaoru**
I gotta get some useful
things in my Item Box soon.
**[10:55] Kaoru**
I finally made it.
**[10:57] Kaoru**
My belly's so bloated...
**[10:59] Kaoru**
Right!
**[11:01] Kaoru**
* This is my safe, worry-free life*
* in another world with an OP ability!*
**[11:05] Kaoru**
*I'll start by procuring some funds.*
**[11:07] Kaoru**
*I produced four healing potions.*
**[11:10] Kaoru**
* And they cost me nothing to make,*
* so it's pure profit.*
**[11:14] Kaoru**
How much should I try to get?
**[11:16] Kaoru**
Oh, that's not a lamp?
**[11:19] Kaoru**
A stone? A magic stone, I guess?
**[11:21] Kaoru**
A world of magic and monsters!
**[11:23] Kaoru**
It's starting to feel like an isekai now!
**[11:26] Kaoru**
*The hunters' guild!*
**[11:28] Kaoru**
*I'd like to get at least four silver,*
**[11:30] Kaoru**
*the amount they told me to expect at the inn.*
**[11:32] Kaoru**
*They told me what most things here cost, too.*
**[11:35] Kaoru**
*Time to march into battle!*
**[11:37] Kaoru**
*Coming in!*
**[11:39] Kaoru**
I feel so awkward.
**[11:41] Kaoru**
*They're all foreigners.*
**[11:43] Kaoru**
*Wait, I guess I'm the foreigner, huh?*
**[11:46] Kaoru**
*Nothing will start if I don't go in!*
**[11:53] Gilda**
What? Potions?
***SIGN*** Her eyes look scary
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[11:56] Kaoru**
It's medicine for cuts and bruises.
**[11:58] Gilda**
Medicine?
**[12:00] Gilda**
If you want to sell medicine,
talk to a pharmacist or doctor.
**[12:03] Gilda**
Why bring them to the hunters' guild?
Are you dumb?
***SIGN*** Sunk
**[12:07] Kaoru**
*Whatever!*
**[12:09] Kaoru**
I'm sorry.
**[12:10] Kaoru**
I just left the countryside, so I
don't know how things work here.
**[12:13] Kaoru**
If I don't sell them today, I
can't afford food or lodging.
**[12:17] Kaoru**
Tell me, where can I find
the pharmacist and doctor?
**[12:20] Gilda**
They're obviously not
gonna be open this late.
**[12:22] Gilda**
And the doctor's out making the
rounds in the surrounding villages.
**[12:25] Gilda**
The pharmacist's out of town, too.
**[12:28] Gilda**
Neither of them will be back for a while.
**[12:32] Kaoru**
*It's all over!*
**[12:35] Gilda**
Oh, fine. You can stay just for tonight.
**[12:38] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[12:39] Gilda**
I'll lend you a folding bed. Sleep wherever.
**[12:42] Kaoru**
Thank you so much!
**[12:44] Gilda**
It's only for tonight. As for food...
**[12:49] Gilda**
Figure that out on your own.
**[12:51] Gilda**
I'll grant you permission
to do business here.
**[12:53] Kaoru**
O-Okay!
**[12:55] Kaoru**
How about some healing potions?
**[12:57] Kaoru**
The blue one that heals cuts
and bruises costs one silver,
**[13:01] Kaoru**
and the yellow one that heals anything,
from fractures to internal injuries,
**[13:04] Kaoru**
costs five silver.
**[13:05] Karl**
A silver for an infusion of
herbs she found lying around?
**[13:06] Kaoru**
Anyone interested?
**[13:08] Kaoru**
I only have one of the yellow,
but I have three of the blue.
**[13:09] Hunter1**
Maybe if it was two or three small silver...
**[13:12] Kaoru**
Every adventurer needs these!
**[13:13] Kaoru**
*Why aren't they selling?*
**[13:15] Kaoru**
They work great, and they'll
be a big help on monster hunts!
**[13:15] Kaoru**
* There should be demand for these...*
* Did I price them too high?*
**[13:18] Kaoru**
*Maybe healing magic is even cheaper?*
**[13:21] Kaoru**
*But I can't set the price any lower...*
**[13:25] Kaoru**
*I lose at life!*
**[13:26] Kaoru**
* I want solid food! Using potions as*
* nutritional supplements is pathetic!*
**[13:30] Gunther**
Hey, little lady.
**[13:31] Kaoru**
Me?
**[13:32] Gunther**
I can't buy those potions of yours,
**[13:35] Gunther**
but do you wanna rub my feet instead?
**[13:37] Gunther**
I'll pay you...
**[13:39] Gunther**
with these.
**[13:40] Kaoru**
I'll take that job!
**[13:42] Hans**
You can do me next, then.
**[13:44] Hans**
I'll give you two chicken
skewers to rub my shoulders.
**[13:47] Karl**
Then I'll give you a quarter of a boar steak
to hit the pressure points on my back.
**[13:51] Kaoru**
Gladly!
**[13:53] Kaoru**
I gave my dad a lot of massages when
I was a kid, so I'm good at it!
**[13:56] Gunther**
You still *are* a kid!
**[13:58] Hans**
No doubt.
**[14:00] Hunter1**
Hey, do my lower back for me!
**[14:02] Kaoru**
I don't think I can eat any more than this!
**[14:06] Kaoru**
So please pay me in copper coins after this!
***SIGN*** Second stomach
for dessert...
**[14:10] Kaoru**
*Well, I'm happy!*
**[14:12] Kaoru**
*Even though I couldn't sell any potions.*
**[14:16] HunterC**
Someone, please, call a doctor!
**[14:18] HunterB**
A gray bear got him!
**[14:20] HunterB**
Please help! Hurry!
**[14:24] Hunters**
A monster got him?
**[14:25] Kaoru**
*He's hurt bad.*
**[14:26] Hunters**
A gray bear, I heard.
**[14:26] Kaoru**
*So there really are monsters...*
**[14:28] HunterA**
What?!
**[14:30] Gilda**
All I can do for him right now is treat
him with the herbs I have on hand.
**[14:35] Gilda**
But...
**[14:36] Gilda**
With a wound like that, he's...
**[14:39] Kaoru**
Someone use healing magic, quick!
**[14:42] Kaoru**
With so many people here, there must
be one or two who can use it!
**[14:46] Kaoru**
If magic won't work, use a high-level potion!
**[14:48] Kaoru**
Doesn't anybody have one?!
**[14:50] Kaoru**
This man's life depends on it!
**[14:52] HunterA**
What are you...
**[14:54] Kaoru**
Oh, forget it! I'll do it!
**[14:56] Kaoru**
Someone bring me the strongest
drink here, in the bottle! Quickly!
**[15:01] Karl**
R-Right...
**[15:03] Kaoru**
Give him this.
**[15:05] Kaoru**
I only have one of the
yellow one. Don't spill any.
**[15:08] HunterA**
Okay...
**[15:09] Kaoru**
I'm borrowing that.
**[15:12] Karl**
Here's the booze.
**[15:13] Kaoru**
Thanks.
**[15:16] Kaoru**
Tough it out.
**[15:17] Kaoru**
Now, while he's conscious!
**[15:33] HunterC**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[15:36] Kaoru**
Drink this. It's my last one.
**[15:38] HunterB**
I can't use something so valuable on—
**[15:39] Kaoru**
Just do it!
**[15:40] HunterB**
O-Okay...
**[15:45] Gunther**
I don't believe it.
**[15:47] Hans**
It's a miracle...
**[15:48] Hunters**
That was such a bad wound...
**[15:50] Hunters**
Am I just drunk?
**[15:52] Gilda**
You're an angel...
**[15:53] Karl**
An angel! An angel has come down to us!
**[15:56] Gunther**
This is a joyous occasion!
We're gonna drink tonight!
**[15:58] Hunters**
Yeah!
**[16:06] Kaoru**
Stupid Celes! You said
they had this stuff here!
**[16:10] Kaoru**
*After that...*
**[16:11] Hans**
Medicines to heal injuries and illnesses
are made from medicinal herbs, of course.
***SIGN*** It's juice. They said I look
too young to drink alcohol.
***SIGN*** Hmph!
**[16:16] Hans**
I've never heard of magical
medicines like yours!
**[16:20] Gilda**
They say only mages who train
all their lives can use magic,
**[16:23] Gilda**
and even then, only enough to light
a candle or produce a drop of water.
**[16:27] Kaoru**
That's not what you'd call having magic!
***SIGN*** Phosphorescent Rock
A rock that absorbs light from bright areas and gives
off its glow when it's dark, much like luminous paint
on Earth. Not the same as radiation.
**[16:30] Kaoru**
By the way, the street lights
outside are phosphorescent rocks.
***SIGN*** I'm good
at physics
**[16:33] Kaoru**
They have nothing to do with magic at all.
**[16:36] Kaoru**
*I learned through my information-gathering*
**[16:39] Kaoru**
* that this is not the world of swords*
* and magic that I had imagined.*
**[16:43] Kaoru**
It felt so nice, though...
**[16:46] Kaoru**
No, no! If they find a little girl with no
background makes miraculous magic potions...
**[16:51] Rische**
Hey, morning, little lady!
**[16:53] Rische**
The lord of this land,
Baron Renié, wants to see you.
**[16:57] Kaoru**
*This is what will happen.*
**[16:59] Rische**
Quit struggling!
**[17:00] Kaoru**
Don't yank me like that! It hurts!
**[17:03] Kaoru**
*Maybe I'll try a little something...*
**[17:06] Kaoru**
If you're that rough with me,
you'll break my bracelet!
**[17:10] Rische**
Bracelet?
**[17:11] Kaoru**
That's worth ten gold, you know.
**[17:14] Rische**
What?!
**[17:15] Kaoru**
* Of course it's expensive. It's one*
* of the freebies Celes gave me.*
**[17:21] Kaoru**
Thank you for inviting me here, Baron Renié.
**[17:25] Renié**
I'm so glad you came, Kaoru, my dear!
**[17:28] Renié**
Have a seat right there!
**[17:30] Kaoru**
*Baron Renié is the lord of this town.*
**[17:34] Kaoru**
* He climbed the ladder by*
* being stingy and violent.*
**[17:37] Kaoru**
*He's just a terrible person.*
**[17:39] Kaoru**
*That's what I head from the hunters.*
**[17:42] Kaoru**
* Basically, in this world, he's*
* the stereotypical minor noble.*
**[17:47] Renié**
Incidentally, Kaoru, my dear...
**[17:49] Renié**
Tell me about that medicine
you had. Where did you get it?
**[17:54] Kaoru**
Oh, that? I made it myself.
**[17:57] Renié**
You did?!
**[17:58] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[17:59] Kaoru**
But I can't make them any more.
**[18:02] Renié**
What?! Why not?!
**[18:06] Renié**
Is it this?! Is this why?!
**[18:08] Kaoru**
Yes. Without this, I can't make medicine.
**[18:12] Renié**
I gave Rische a good scolding.
**[18:14] Renié**
Please forgive him for treating you that way.
**[18:16] Kaoru**
This has been broken.
**[18:19] Kaoru**
Maybe he was jealous of you
monopolizing all the medicine?
**[18:24] Renié**
Curse him! Why, I oughta...
**[18:27] Kaoru**
* This Rische guy is about to get some*
* payback for being rough with me!*
**[18:32] Kaoru**
Thankfully, I think I can repair it.
I just need a little time.
**[18:36] Renié**
Oh, good!
**[18:37] Renié**
Prepare a room for Kaoru!
**[18:40] Renié**
The best room in this house!
**[18:42] Head Maid**
Understood.
**[18:45] Kaoru**
*Well, I've assured my safety for now.*
**[18:49] Kaoru**
* I mean, considering I only*
* have a few copper coins on me,*
**[18:53] Kaoru**
*I'm grateful to have three meals and a bed.*
***SIGN*** I'll use a potion to grow
out my hair!!
**[18:56] Kaoru**
*But I don't want to stay here long.*
**[18:57] Kaoru**
*I need to come up with a plan.*
**[19:00] Kaoru**
Yes, come in.
**[19:03] Head Maid**
I've brought some tools that
might help with your repairs.
**[19:06] Kaoru**
Thank you, head maid.
**[19:08] Head Maid**
Here you go. It's heavy, mind.
**[19:10] Kaoru**
Okay.
**[19:12] Head Maid**
Is there anything else you need?
**[19:14] Kaoru**
Only...
**[19:16] Head Maid**
Is something the matter?
**[19:17] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[19:18] Kaoru**
Ah, no, nothing.
**[19:20] Kaoru**
Can I ask for just one thing, then?
**[19:23] Head Maid**
As you requested, I've brought all
the maids who are close to your age.
**[19:27] Kaoru**
Thank you.
**[19:29] Kaoru**
As I think you've all heard by now...
**[19:33] Kaoru**
I need someone on the same magical
wavelength as me to be my assistant.
**[19:39] Kaoru**
We won't be doing any
weird rituals or anything.
**[19:41] Kaoru**
You can relax.
**[19:43] Kaoru**
You there...
**[19:44] Hannah**
Y-Yes!
**[19:45] Kaoru**
Would you help me?
**[19:47] Kaoru**
We'll work late tonight,
**[19:48] Kaoru**
so if you could join me after bringing
a late-night snack, that would be great.
**[19:51] Kaoru**
What's your name?
**[19:52] Hannah**
My name is Hannah!
It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[19:57] Kaoru**
Whoa, there...
**[19:59] Kaoru**
Gotta make sure the guards don't see...
**[20:02] Kaoru**
Sorry, Hannah. This stuff will
only put you out until morning.
**[20:06] Kaoru**
Well, time to get started.
**[20:16] Kaoru**
That just leaves... getting her
clothes off. That won't be easy.
**[20:19] Kaoru**
Oh, I know!
**[20:21] Kaoru**
Put her maid uniform in storage.
**[20:23] Kaoru**
This Item Box is seriously handy!
**[20:28] Kaoru**
And now for the main event.
**[20:32] Kaoru**
If I put the clothes in and
take hers out at the same time,
**[20:34] Kaoru**
and then drink this potion...
**[20:37] Kaoru**
Dress change!
**[20:52] Kaoru**
All done!
**[20:55] Kaoru**
At least, that's that I envisioned,
but it was actually instantaneous.
**[20:58] Kaoru**
That Item Box won't let me have any fun.
**[21:11] Renié**
She ran away?!
**[21:13] Renié**
Th-This can't be...
**[21:16] Renié**
I spent a lot of money
on all those furnishings!
**[21:19] Kaoru**
Anyone pursuing me on horseback
should be catching up to me soon.
**[21:23] Kaoru**
I changed my hair and eye colors,
**[21:25] Kaoru**
and I put on clothes I stole from—
***SIGN*** Stole
**[21:27] Kaoru**
Cough, cough.
**[21:28] Kaoru**
I put on clothes I commandeered
from that room,
***SIGN*** Commandeer
To take
something
by force
**[21:31] Kaoru**
so I don't think they'll
recognize me easily, but...
**[21:37] Kaoru**
Are those the pursuers' horses?
**[21:43] Kaoru**
I'll just chill out here until they run by.
**[21:46] Kaoru**
Maybe have breakfast while I wait...
**[21:49] Kaoru**
It's actually yesterday's
late-night snack, but still.
**[21:52] Kaoru**
Yum!
**[21:56] Gunther**
I think we can stop pretending
to pursue her now.
**[21:59] Hans**
We're pretty far from the baron's domain.
**[22:01] Gunther**
We did enough work to earn
the pay he promised.
**[22:04] Kaoru**
*I've heard those voices before...*
**[22:06] Gunther**
I mean, even if we found the angel
who saved one of our buddies,
**[22:09] Gunther**
does that lord really think
we'd just hand her over?
**[22:13] Karl**
I wanted to tell him,
"Like hell I'm taking that job!"
**[22:18] Hans**
Yeah, but then Gilda told us to make
sure we just get good money out of him.
**[22:22] Three**
That's our receptionist from hell!
**[22:27] Gunther**
C'mon, let's go home!
**[22:32] Kaoru**
I appreciate all of your help.
**[22:35] Kaoru**
I'm headed for Aras, the royal
capital of the Kingdom of Brancott!
**[22:39] Kaoru**
*Dear Nagase family,*
**[22:41] Kaoru**
*as well as Kyoko and Reiko.*
**[22:44] Kaoru**
* I'm doing pretty well for myself*
* here in the parallel world of Verny.*
**[22:48] Kaoru**
* And I've been put down*
* as a friend of a goddess*
**[22:50] Kaoru**
* who's pretty disappointing in a*
* lot of ways, for a higher power.*
**[22:54] Kaoru**
*This doesn't seem like such a bad place.*
**[22:57] Kaoru**
*So on that note...*
**[22:59] Kaoru**
Come, potion!
**[23:03] Kaoru**
I'm Kaoru Nagase, and I shall
survive using potions!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** "My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!"
**[23:16] Hector**
Hey, Eunice! Are you done
"powdering your nose" yet?
**[23:20] Eunice**
Honestly, Big Brother!
Don't be so rude to a lady!
**[23:25] Eunice**
Francette, what is that?
**[23:28] Francette**
Miss, please wait!
**[23:33] Hector**
What is it?
**[23:34] Eunice**
Look.