E6 - I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
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[00:01] Kaoru
Go out for a little bit, I think...
[00:04] Kaoru
to crush the Imperial army.
[00:08] Kaoru
So on that note...
[00:09] Kaoru
I'll be going out for a bit.
[00:10] Kaoru
If anything happens, take those and
the money you've saved, and run away.
[00:15] Kaoru
Unlike the ones we sell,
they work on any injury or illness,
[00:19] Kaoru
and they don't expire.
[00:20] Kaoru
Okay, hold the fort for me.
[00:25] Kids
We'll go with you!
[00:27] Kaoru
Huh?
[00:28] Kaoru
No, I'm going to take on
an Imperial army of 20,000.
[00:32] Kaoru
I might actually die.
[00:33] Emil
That doesn't scare us.
[00:35] Emil
If you hadn't helped us back then,
Belle would have died.
[00:39] Emil
The others might not even
be here today, either.
[00:42] Emil
The city treated us like trash,
[00:45] Emil
but you gave us food, clothes,
[00:47] Emil
and a house where we could sleep safely!
[00:49] Belle
You were kind to us!
[00:52] Lolotte
You taught us how to make money!
[00:54] Lucy
And business manners
and how to count change, too!
[00:57] Emil
We're not useless kids anymore!
[01:00] Emil
We gather information
and provide protection for you!
[01:05] Emil
We're the Eyes of the Goddess!
SIGN I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
[01:16] Roland
Why did you bring children?!
[01:18] Kaoru
Why did you bring royals?!
[01:21] Roland
We're coming with you to protect you!
[01:21] Kaoru
Just stay in the office and out of my way!
[01:24] Roland
I was opposed to this in the first place!
[01:34] Roland
Honestly, what is Kaoru thinking?
[01:37] Francette
Couldn't one ask the same question about you?
[01:40] Francette
Danger accompanies us on this expedition.
[01:42] Francette
If anything were to happen to you...
[01:45] Roland
I'll be fine.
[01:46] Roland
I have a very skilled knight
in my service. Right?
[01:52] Roland
Besides...
[01:54] Roland
That medicine of hers saved me.
[01:57] Roland
I was able to reclaim a life
I had once given up on.
[02:02] Francette
That's true for me, as well.
[02:04] Roland
Huh? What had you given up on?
[02:08] Francette
N-Nothing! Nothing at all!
[02:12] Kaoru
Operation: Intercept the Empire of Aligot.
[02:15] Kaoru
This is the one time I won't
be stingy with my power.
[02:19] Kaoru
I wasn't expecting to have
this many people along,
[02:22] Kaoru
but I never had any intention
of risking any lives.
[02:26] Kaoru
If it comes to it, I always
have my last resort,
[02:28] Kaoru
the deadly move I call "No Self-Restraint."
[02:31] Kaoru
This is the plan I've come up with.
[02:34] Kaoru
We'll head from the capital to
the Holy Land of Rueda's border.
[02:37] Kaoru
We'll best-guess the enemy's route
[02:39] Kaoru
and trace it backwards.
[02:41] Kaoru
We probably have eight days before
we encounter the enemy army.
[02:45] Kaoru
Once we get past the few towns
in the vicinity of the capital,
[02:47] Kaoru
we'll enter remote lands with
only occasional small villages.
SIGN 7 Days Later
[02:56] Kaoru
In every village we pass through,
[02:58] Kaoru
we stock up on the bare minimum of things
we need and all the food we can get,
[03:01] Kaoru
and direct the villagers
to evacuate for a while.
[03:04] Kaoru
I use potions to heal those who
are too sick or injured to move.
[03:08] Kaoru
And...
[03:09] Emil
We checked out the village's
wells and other water locations.
[03:13] Emil
There are six in all.
[03:15] Kaoru
Good work.
[03:16] Emil
I'm gonna go help the others.
[03:19] Francette
We've made arrangements to evacuate
the villagers and transport the food.
[03:23] Roland
We let the chief know when
to expect the enemy army.
[03:27] Roland
He understands the water situation, too.
[03:29] Roland
And we drilled into him that he needs to
give all the villagers clear directions.
[03:34] Kaoru
Thanks.
[03:35] Kaoru
Considering the speed of the enemy's advance,
[03:38] Kaoru
this will probably be the last
village we're able to stop in.
[03:41] Roland
Yes.
[03:43] Kaoru
Okay, can you leave half of
our guards here to make sure
[03:47] Kaoru
this village doesn't fall before we return?
[03:50] Roland
Understood.
[03:53] Kaoru
Well...
[03:55] Kaoru
Tomorrow's the day we actually
face off against the enemy army.
[03:59] Kaoru
I have no intention of losing, of course.
[04:17] Francette
I've found the enemy army!
[04:23] Francette
They're about two hours
ahead of us, taking a break.
[04:27] Francette
At the speed they're moving,
[04:28] Francette
I estimate they'll arrive close
to here in about six hours.
[04:31] Kaoru
If it'd take them six hours
to cover that distance...
[04:34] Kaoru
Wait, you made it back here in just two?!
[04:37] Francette
Yes!
[04:38] Francette
I got a burst of energy from
the healing potion you gave me!
[04:42] Francette
I could start fighting right now!
[04:45] Kaoru
How the heck is she so strong?
[04:47] Kaoru
I lost track of how many potions
I drank just to climb up this far...
[04:52] Kaoru
Burp.
[04:53] Roland
Okay, let's start making
preparations at once.
[04:55] Kids
Yeah!
[05:06] Roland
I knew it.
[05:07] Kaoru
What?
[05:08] Roland
That man there is most
likely their commander.
[05:12] Roland
but the man next to him isn't military.
[05:14] Roland
Those are the clothes of
a holy man. He's a bishop.
[05:18] Francette
Does that mean... he's from
the Holy Land of Rueda?
[05:20] Roland
They didn't just let the army pass through
their land and conceal information.
[05:25] Roland
They're working directly with the army.
[05:28] Francette
Those dirty cowards!
[05:31] GuardA
They're here!
[05:33] GuardA
Their logistics unit will
be passing by us shortly!
[05:44] Kaoru
Okay, let's go!
[05:45] Roland/Guards
Right!
[05:46] Kids
Yeah!
[05:49] Kaoru
Start throwing the white balls at
the logistics unit's front and rear!
[06:00] Soldier
We're under attack?! From where?!
[06:08] Kaoru
Okay. We've diverted the enemy.
[06:11] Kaoru
For safety, I reduced the trigger sensitivity
[06:13] Kaoru
on the white balls we threw to confuse them.
[06:16] Kaoru
They're filled with something
resembling nitroglycerin.
[06:19] Kaoru
And...
[06:20] Kaoru
The red balls we'll be throwing
at their supply carts
[06:23] Kaoru
are basically like naphtha or napalm.
[06:25] Kaoru
It ignites when it comes
into contact with air,
[06:28] Kaoru
and the flames don't extinguish easily,
even if doused with water.
[06:31] Soldiers
F-Fire's spreading from the carts!
[06:40] Commander
Th-This is...
[06:42] Commander
Go back!
[06:52] Aligot Soldier1
Everything burned up in just moments.
[06:54] Aligot Soldier1
Our food, water, spare armor,
and even our weapons for the castle siege...
[06:59] Priest
The devil's hellfire! Has our army been cursed?!
[07:03] Commander
Don't be ridiculous!
[07:07] Commander
Get all our remaining supplies together!
[07:09] Commander
We continue our advance!
[07:11] Aligot Soldier1
Yes, sir!
[07:12] Commander
We'll just get more food and
water from the village up ahead!
[07:17] GuardE
Your Highness! I'm glad you're safe!
[07:19] Roland
Yes. You all did fine work, as well.
[07:21] GuardE
Thank you! We've already finished
transporting all the villagers and food.
[07:26] Kaoru
Then I guess it's time
for the finishing touch.
[07:32] Kaoru
A decisive strike on the
enemy's logistics unit
[07:35] Kaoru
and the elimination of their
rear guard's food and equipment...
[07:39] Kaoru
This was the first step in
the plan I came up with.
[07:42] Kaoru
And the second step is...
[07:49] Commander
What?!
[07:50] Aligot Soldier2
The first unit to arrive in the
village drank the well water,
[07:53] Aligot Soldier2
and immediately suffered
stomach pain and diarrhea!
[07:56] Commander
Damn it! They poisoned the wells!
[07:59] Aligot Soldier3
Reporting, sir!
[08:01] Aligot Soldier3
We've checked every house in the village,
[08:03] Aligot Soldier3
but all the villagers are gone,
along with the livestock and food!
[08:10] Commander
At this rate...
[08:16] Kaoru
They should be starting to feel it now.
[08:18] Roland
The worst thing an army can
experience is a water shortage.
[08:21] Roland
In this heat, especially,
it could be fatal within days.
[08:26] Tapani
A-Angel!
[08:30] Kaoru
Who are you?
[08:31] Tapani
My name is Tapani. I'm from Milte Village.
[08:35] Roland
Milte Village?
[08:36] Roland
We were there this morning. All the
residents should have been evacuated.
[08:40] Tapani
I came back on my own.
[08:43] Tapani
Angel, we're in trouble!
[08:45] Tapani
The enemy took over our well!
[08:57] Roland
We'll handle things here!
[08:59] Roland
Kaoru, take the kids and get to the well!
[09:01] Kaoru
Got it!
[09:03] Tapani
It's this way.
[09:07] (Flashback) Roland
A hidden well?
[09:09] (Flashback) Tapani
Yes. There's an additional
well in our village.
[09:12] (Flashback) Tapani
The village has kept it strictly secret
[09:14] (Flashback) Tapani
to ensure it won't dry up,
even in the worst drought.
[09:17] (Flashback) Tapani
That's why we couldn't tell you about it.
[09:20] (Flashback) Roland
Then how does the Imperial
army know about this secret?
[09:24] (Flashback) Tapani
There were traitors in the village.
[09:26] (Flashback) Tapani
I heard them talking
while we were evacuating.
[09:30] (Flashback) Tapani
They were going to sell the
knowledge of our hidden well
[09:32] (Flashback) Tapani
to the enemy for a cash reward.
[09:35] (Flashback) Kaoru
That's why you came back
all alone? To tell us this?
[09:40] (Flashback) Tapani
Yes.
[09:41] (Flashback) Kaoru
Why would you put yourself in such danger?
[09:44] (Flashback) Tapani
Because Ginny...
[09:46] (Flashback) Tapani
My sister, Ginny, was saved thanks
to the goddess's medicine!
[09:53] Tapani
The well is in there.
[09:58] Kaoru
I'll go alone from here.
[10:00] Kaoru
All of you, keep watch around the shed.
[10:11] SoldierD
Who are you?!
[10:15] SoldierD
Wait, are you the one who poisoned the wells?!
[10:19] Kaoru
This isn't good.
[10:20] Kaoru
If I set off an explosion in here,
the enemies outside would notice.
[10:23] Kaoru
Sulfuric acid? Hydrochloric acid?
[10:25] Kaoru
No, it's all the same if they scream.
[10:27] Kaoru
To take away their fighting
strength in one instant...
[10:33] Kaoru
Belle?
[10:34] Emil
It's okay.
[10:36] Emil
Belle can do this.
[10:37] SoldierC
Hey, you!
[10:40] SoldierD
Stupid brat!
[10:51] Emil
I told you Belle could do it.
[10:55] Kaoru
Why?! Why would she do that?!
[10:58] Emil
You saved Belle's life.
[11:01] Emil
The happiness she's had
in the days since then,
[11:03] Emil
to her, was worth offering up her life for.
[11:08] Emil
And... we help and protect the goddess.
[11:13] Emil
We're Eyes of the Goddess.
That goes for Belle, too.
[11:21] Kaoru
You fool.
[11:24] SoldierE
Damn it, I can't see anything! It's too deep!
[11:27] SoldierC
What do you think you're doing?!
[11:29] SoldierC
How dare you cut off our army's lifeline?!
[11:34] SoldierD
Stupid brat! I'll kill you first!
[11:39] Kaoru
You're the ones who have to die.
[11:46] Kaoru
My power...
[11:48] Kaoru
is to make any potion I want
appear in any form I want.
[11:53] Kaoru
Which means I can create poison
right inside someone's body.
[11:58] Kaoru
I won't kill you.
[12:00] Kaoru
I'll just make you feel
the worst pain imaginable.
[12:04] Emil
Belle! Belle!
[12:07] Emil
Belle! Please be alive!
[12:09] Emil
Belle!
[12:12] Belle
Emil?
[12:17] Belle
Wait... how? I jumped into
the well... didn't I?
[12:23] Emil
Belle!
[12:27] Kaoru
I put her in my Item Box
right at that moment.
[12:31] Kaoru
Good thing no one realized
they didn't hear a splash.
[12:35] Kaoru
Emil, tell everyone this.
[12:38] Kaoru
If you insist on offering your life to me,
[12:40] Kaoru
I will not tolerate anyone rushing
into death without my permission.
[12:44] Emil
Okay!
[12:50] Roland
Hey. We took care of everything here.
[12:52] Francette
We gave the surviving war prisoners the
bare minimum treatment with your potions.
[12:57] Kaoru
Good work.
[13:01] Francette
Those horses are spoils from the enemy army.
[13:10] Kaoru
There you go.
[13:14] Kaoru
Is everyone here?
[13:15] Roland/Francette
Yes!
[13:17] Kaoru
Then let's head for the capital!
[13:19] Kaoru
Off we go!
[13:21] All
Yeah!
[13:25] Kaoru
And so we returned to the royal capital.
[13:28] Kaoru
Of course, we put laxative potions in the
water in every village we went through.
[13:35] Kaoru
And this particular potion lasts ten days.
[13:40] Kaoru
According to the birds,
[13:43] Kaoru
what happened at the hidden well sent
quite a shock through the Imperial army.
[13:48] Kaoru
And just a handful of people
annihilated their vanguard unit.
[13:52] Kaoru
One of them, a female knight nicknamed
"Fearsome Fran" with the strength of a demon,
[13:58] Kaoru
struck terror into the hearts
of the enemy soldiers.
[14:02] Roland
Amazing as always.
[14:02] Francette
Thank you.
[14:05] Kaoru
Fearsome Fran, huh?
[14:15] Priest
Oh, why won't the goddess
bless the Holy Land of Rueda?
[14:21] Commander
Just deal with it a little longer.
[14:23] Commander
We'll arrive in the town of Nicotia tomorrow.
[14:26] Commander
We can replenish our food and water there.
[14:29] Commander
Once we get over that hill...
[14:42] Commander
It can't be!
[14:52] Priest
What's going on?!
[14:54] Priest
Weren't they barricaded
within the royal capital?!
[15:03] Roland
The enemy commander has come
forth to officially surrender!
[15:07] Francette
Their army was already
in no condition to fight.
[15:11] Roland
I feel dirty, though.
[15:13] Kaoru
So should we have fought them fair and
square as proper knights or whatever,
[15:18] Kaoru
resulting in thousands of war casualties?
[15:21] Roland
Th-That's not what I...
[15:23] Kaoru
Now, then...
[15:25] Kaoru
You kids are done here. Head on
back to your house in the capital.
[15:29] Emil
What? But what about you?
[15:31] Kaoru
I still have things I need to do.
[15:34] Emil
Then I'll stay with you!
[15:35] Kids
Me, too!
[15:37] Kaoru
No. What did I tell you?
[15:39] Kaoru
I won't allow anyone to just rush into death.
[15:42] Kaoru
This time, someone could lose
their head in one slice,
[15:45] Kaoru
or be stabbed right in the heart.
[15:48] Kaoru
I can't protect all of you on my own.
[15:51] Emil
Are you saying we'd be in the way?
[15:53] Kaoru
Yes. You kids aren't strong enough yet.
[15:58] Kaoru
But don't misunderstand.
[16:01] Kaoru
That doesn't mean you're useless.
[16:03] Kaoru
Protect your house in the capital.
[16:06] Kaoru
I want you to help me by doing
what you can do right now.
[16:10] Emil
All right.
[16:11] Belle
Kaoru, make sure you come back to us!
[16:13] Kaoru
I will. I promise.
[16:16] Emil
Let's go home.
[16:17] Belle
Okay.
[16:20] Roland
So? What are you plotting now?
[16:23] Kaoru
Huh? Nothing, really.
[16:25] Roland
Kaoru.
[16:26] Francette
Lady Kaoru.
[16:28] Kaoru
Oh, just...
[16:31] Ed
You saved my life, miss.
[16:33] Ed
I, Ed, will accompany you anywhere.
[16:37] Kaoru
I thought I'd take off on
a solo journey to the west.
[16:40] Roland
No!
[16:40] Francette
I think not!
[16:47] Ed
You've got a knack for this, miss.
[16:49] Ed
It's only been a few days and
you're riding like a natural.
[16:52] Kaoru
Thanks, Ed.
[16:56] Ed
And my leg feels light as a
feather thanks to your potion.
[16:59] Ed
Wanna just gallop straight
to the battlefield from here?
[17:03] Kaoru
No, don't make them do that.
[17:06] Roland
What in the world is the
deal with that horse's legs?
[17:10] Roland
He never gets tired, and he
could just keep running forever.
[17:13] Roland
It's all we can do just to keep up with him.
[17:17] Francette
Well, what can we say?
[17:19] Francette
We did take it upon ourselves
to join her on her solo journey.
[17:23] Francette
Besides, there's a big difference
between a rider traveling solo
[17:27] Francette
and a large group marching together.
[17:29] Roland
That's true.
[17:31] Roland
But you know, that aside...
[17:33] Roland
Can Kaoru actually talk to horses?
[17:35] Francette
I don't know...
[17:37] Kaoru
The mountain range to the west
of the Kingdom of Balmore
[17:42] Kaoru
has long been a natural wall preventing
invasion from the neighboring Empire of Aligot.
[17:47] Kaoru
But the existence of the goddess tears,
a potion that heals all illnesses and injuries,
SIGN Empire of Aligot, Palace
[17:53] Kaoru
threw off the balance between the countries.
[17:57] Kaoru
The Empire of Aligot, burning
with territorial ambition,
[17:59] Kaoru
finally decided to risk life and
limb crossing the mountains...
[18:02] Kaoru
and the Holy Land of Rueda, which longs
for a miracle from the goddess,
SIGN Holy Land of Rueda, Temple
[18:05] Kaoru
took part in their invasion
in the goddess's name.
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Outpost
[18:09] Kaoru
Long story short, I brought about this war.
[18:17] Soldiers
It's Prince Roland!
[18:18] Soldiers
And the knight Francette!
[18:19] Soldiers
What an honor!
[18:20] Kaoru
And if the fault lies with me,
[18:23] Kaoru
I'm going to settle it once and for all.
[18:27] Kaoru
Hello!
[18:30] Menneth
The enemy forces number about 40,000,
[18:33] Menneth
roughly the same as ours.
[18:35] Menneth
The two forces are currently here,
in the midst of a stand-off.
[18:40] Menneth
I'd love to finish this quickly and get
back to the capital to provide relief.
[18:45] Roland
There's no need for that, General Menneth.
[18:48] Menneth
Huh?
[18:50] Roland
The enemy army of 20,000 advancing
through the Holy Land of Rueda
[18:52] Roland
surrendered before ever reaching the capital.
[18:56] Roland
Our army suffered no casualties.
[18:58] Roland
The capital has 15,000
soldiers protecting it.
[19:00] Menneth
Oh!
[19:02] Kaoru
If I may... What happens if the
enemy army learns about this?
[19:06] Menneth
Um... Prince Roland, who is this young lady?
[19:11] Roland
Her name is Kaoru.
[19:13] Roland
Or perhaps she's more familiar to you as...
[19:17] Roland
the goddess's friend.
[19:20] Kaoru
Can you answer my question now?
[19:23] Menneth
Even if the enemy army found out,
I doubt they would withdraw.
[19:27] Menneth
Their backroom dealings with Rueda and
their surprise attack over the mountains
[19:31] Menneth
are both tactics that can't be used twice.
[19:34] Menneth
The Empire of Aligot is betting
everything on this one move.
[19:38] Roland
Either way, we can't avoid confrontation.
[19:42] Menneth
Correct.
[19:43] Menneth
On top of that, it will be a long time
before they learn of their defeat at the capital.
[19:48] Menneth
Even if the Empire sends a
messenger through the Holy Land,
[19:51] Menneth
it would take days for the emperor's orders
to cross the mountains and reach them here.
[19:57] Kaoru
Then why don't we tell them ourselves?
[20:01] Menneth
But would they believe
their enemy so readily?
[20:05] Kaoru
Well, then...
[20:06] Roland
Erk.
[20:08] Kaoru
Let's dangle some tasty
bait in front of them.
[20:12] Menneth
Listen to me, men!
[20:14] Menneth
Prince Roland, the king's brother,
came to us from the capital last night!
[20:18] Menneth
The enemy party advancing through
the Holy Land is defeated!
[20:21] Menneth
His Highness also brought us a
massive supply of healing potions!
[20:25] Menneth
The blessing of the goddess is with our army!
[20:32] Imperial General
Do not falter! The future of the
Empire rides on this battle!
[20:36] Imperial General
Be prepared to fight to the death!
[20:39] Imperial General
If the enemy army has potions,
[20:41] Imperial General
we need only win and take them for ourselves!
[20:47] Roland
The battle's begun.
[20:51] Kaoru
Leave it to royalty.
That was incredibly effective.
[20:55] Kaoru
Just putting your name on that
information made it more convincing.
[21:00] Roland
Well, thanks...
[21:02] Kaoru
While you're here, would you mind
moving around some, as well?
[21:06] Kaoru
Be conspicuous enough to
draw the enemy's attention.
[21:10] Kaoru
You're valuable to them, whether they
defeat you or take you prisoner.
[21:18] Kaoru
If the enemy is distracted by the prize in
front of them and they leave themselves open,
[21:23] Kaoru
it'll give us an even greater advantage.
[21:26] Roland
Got it.
[21:28] Roland
All of you! Listen to me!
[21:31] Roland
I am Roland, the older brother
of King Serge of Balmore!
[21:36] Roland
If you wish to defeat me, come and try!
[21:38] Roland
Show me why the Empire of Aligot prides
itself on its military prowess!
[21:44] Roland
Good! They fell for it!
[21:46] Roland
Let's go!
[21:47] Guards
Right!
[21:50] Kaoru
Now all that's left is to watch
what Prince Roland can do.
[21:54] Kaoru
Might as well take a little break.
[21:56] Ed
Say, miss...
[21:58] Kaoru
What?
[21:58] Ed
I might just be imagining it,
but is the enemy...
[22:01] Ed
ignoring Prince Roland and heading toward us?
[22:05] Roland
Huh?!
[22:06] Kaoru
What?!
[22:07] Kaoru
Why?! What's going on?!
[22:09] Imperial General
Our priority is securing the girl
said to be loved by the goddess,
[22:13] Imperial General
who is involved in the making
of their healing potions!
[22:18] Imperial General
Once you find her, prioritize
her capture above all else!
[22:21] SoldierF
A girl with black hair and black eyes,
[22:23] SoldierF
with a face that's cute except
for the mean look on her face!
[22:26] SoldierF
That's definitely her!
[22:30] Kaoru
What do I do? Set off an explosion and run?
[22:32] Kaoru
No, that would draw more attention.
[22:34] Kaoru
But I don't know if I can create
poison inside this many people...
[22:38] Francette
Lady Kaoru!
[22:46] SoldierF
F-Fearsome Fran!
[23:00] Ed
Miss!
[23:06] Roland
Thank goodness... You're not hurt, are you?
[23:09] Kaoru
Prince Roland!
[23:28] Roland
Fran!
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