# E2 - My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8E5JD/my-goal-is-a-safe-worry-free-life-in-another-world)<br>
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**[00:08] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the goddess!<br>**[00:10] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goddess!<br>**[00:13] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo! Shut up!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm glad I just <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;used the bathroom...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stolen<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the Baron
<br>**[01:50] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you're saying you come down<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to our world sometimes to rest?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Commandeered
<br>**[01:54] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, this is a problem.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was only camping out.*<br>**[01:58] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really don't feel like explaining*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;everything to passersby.*<br>**[02:02] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh well. Just this once...*<br>**[02:06] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. This is how I share my goddess powers.<br>**[02:12] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, Goddess Celestine...<br>**[02:14] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'm not Celes.<br>**[02:18] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came here from another world.<br>**[02:20] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Celes is my friend.<br>**[02:22] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! You're the goddess of another world?<br>**[02:27] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He gets the concept of*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"another world," though?*<br>**[02:30] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brother Hector, this must be the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mercy of the goddess Celestine.<br>**[02:35] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[02:36] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a noble of the neighboring<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kingdom of Balmore,<br>**[02:39] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the eldest child of Count Adan.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; My name is Hector.<br>**[02:42] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is my sister, Eunice...<br>**[02:45] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and our knight escort, Francette.<br>**[02:48] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The Kingdom of Balmore?*<br>**[02:50] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it, when*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I first came here...*<br>**[02:52] (Flashback) Bird1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, but I can't believe the younger<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brother gets the throne, not the older one.<br>**[02:57] (Flashback) Bird1**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?<br>**[03:00] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it's the country those birds*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were gossiping about?*<br>**[03:02] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're here in the Kingdom of Brancott<br>**[03:05] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to visit our grandmother, who lives here.<br>**[03:08] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's gravely ill,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and we're not very hopeful.<br>**[03:11] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's when we found you.<br>**[03:14] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This must be the work of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gracious goddess Celestine!<br>**[03:19] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goddess, please grant your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blessing to our grandmother!<br>**[03:24] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... I'm not sure I can*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;believe my camping out here*<br>**[03:27] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was arranged by an airheaded*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;goddess like her...*<br>**[03:33] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Very well. I will grant my blessing.<br>**[03:37] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone, please, tell me a sad story.<br>**[03:40] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make me cry by telling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me a sad, painful story.<br>**[03:45] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No better wonder drug than a goddess's tears!*<br>**[03:48] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I gotta do at least this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much to set things up.*<br>**[03:51] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So not only did I fall into the castle moat,<br>**[03:54] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but my father scolded me, too!<br>**[03:56] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, next.<br>**[03:58] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's why my friend Felicia is so mean!<br>**[04:03] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, next.<br>**[04:07] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then...<br>**[04:08] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... I don't think my story<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is particularly sad.<br>**[04:19] Hector**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The goddess's tears!<br>**[04:21] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did it, Fran!<br>**[04:23] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, how can I* not *shed<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tears after hearing that?*<br>**[04:29] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I spend my days as a female knight training<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so that I won't be looked down upon.<br>**[04:34] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have dedicated myself to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sword for over a decade,<br>**[04:36] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;paying no heed to the marriage<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;proposals I've received.<br>**[04:39] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Before I knew it, all my friends<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were married with children.<br>**[04:44] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And when I look at myself,<br>**[04:45] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see a muscular body and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hands hardened by the sword.<br>**[04:49] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am no longer of a desirable<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;age for marriage.<br>**[04:53] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if I'll be alone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the rest of my life.<br>**[04:57] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And when I have such thoughts... well...<br>**[04:59] (Flashback) Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but this story really isn't that—<br>**[05:02] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Are you kidding?! That's* too *sad!*<br>**[05:05] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So anyway, I came up with three bottles.<br>**[05:09] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This one is for your sick grandmother.<br>**[05:12] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This one is for you to drink.<br>**[05:14] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me?<br>**[05:16] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was deeply moved by your story.<br>**[05:19] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just be sure you only drink<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this around people you trust.<br>**[05:23] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otherwise it might spell trouble.<br>**[05:25] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-All right.<br>**[05:27] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this one...<br>**[05:30] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Give it to a sick or injured<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;person that you want to cure.<br>**[05:35] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone that I want... to cure?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kingdom of Balmore 
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One Month Later
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kingdom of Brancott 
<br>**[05:41] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? Your children encountered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the goddess of another world<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kingdom of Balmore <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Royal Capital Grua
<br>**[05:45] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a forest in the Kingdom of Brancott?<br>**[05:47] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And what happened after that, Count Adan?<br>**[05:50] Adan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, the goddess completed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her brief rest in our world,<br>**[05:55] Adan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and she left the forest.<br>**[05:57] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm... It seems a bit hard to believe.<br>**[06:01] Adan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, but when Hector gave my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mother the medicine he received,<br>**[06:06] Adan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she immediately made a full recovery.<br>**[06:08] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that true?!<br>**[06:10] Adan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[06:11] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is he trying to deceive the king?<br>**[06:12] Crowd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It couldn't be...<br>**[06:17] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If that's how you feel, behold!<br>**[06:20] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the medicine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I received from the goddess!<br>**[06:23] Eunice**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fran...<br>**[06:36] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's a miracle!<br>**[06:44] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the last of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;medicines I received from her.<br>**[06:47] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please give it to Sir Roland.<br>**[06:50] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why me?<br>**[06:51] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In your youth, Sir Roland, you were<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gravely injured while protecting<br>**[06:56] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your younger brother, King Serge.<br>**[06:59] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To this day, you cannot move your right arm.<br>**[07:03] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brother...<br>**[07:07] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You allowed me to claim the title of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;crown prince because, in your words,<br>**[07:11] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a man who can't hold a sword is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;unfit to be our people's king.<br>**[07:14] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now that our father is gone,<br>**[07:17] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you still support me as my aide.<br>**[07:20] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[07:22] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the one who is truly fit to be king<br>**[07:24] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is you, my brother.<br>**[07:27] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please, drink this.<br>**[07:29] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No. You are the king, and if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something happened to you—<br>**[07:32] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The goddess...<br>**[07:35] Francette**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The goddess told me to give that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;medicine to someone I wished to cure.<br>**[07:43] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brother, this medicine was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meant for you and no one else!<br>**[07:56] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My arm... I can move it!<br>**[07:59] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brother!<br>**[08:07] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We must hold the coronation ceremony at once!<br>**[08:09] Serge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This time, you will be king of—<br>**[08:11] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I refuse.<br>**[08:14] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Being king is nothing but a headache.<br>**[08:16] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not letting you dump that burden on me.<br>**[08:18] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to enjoy an easy life.<br>**[08:21] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter what anyone says,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're the only king of this country,<br>**[08:24] Roland**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Serge.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kingdom of Brancott
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kingdom of Balmore
<br>**[08:33] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Bowman, for taking me this far.<br>**[08:37] Bowman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I should thank you for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;keeping Charles company.<br>**[08:40] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I learned a lot from you, Kaoru.<br>**[08:42] Bowman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, little lady, I wish you the best.<br>**[08:45] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you. I appreciate the ride.<br>**[08:48] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you later, Kaoru.<br>**[08:49] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure, see you.<br>**[08:54] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! I made it to the royal capital, Aras!<br>**[08:58] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Based on the information I got from*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the merchant who gave me a ride,*<br>**[09:02] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Kingdom of Brancott is a stable*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nation ruled by a monarchy,*<br>**[09:06] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and this is its royal capital, Aras.*<br>**[09:09] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Incidentally, there's only one religion in*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this world, though it has multiple sects.*<br>**[09:14] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It turned out they worship*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;none other than Celes.*<br>**[09:19] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So now that I'm here...*<br>**[09:21] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I need money for lodging.*<br>**[09:23] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll sell the stuff I stol—commandeered*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the baron at a pawn shop.*<br>**[09:27] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Bowman bought some of it off of me,*<br>**[09:29] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but after paying the kingdom's entry tax,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have enough left.*<br>**[09:32] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! Stolen goods? How could you say that?<br>**[09:36] Shopkeeker**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not that I think you're a thief.<br>**[09:38] Shopkeeker**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But fine silverware like this<br>**[09:40] Shopkeeker**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't the kind of thing a peasant<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would bring me, much less a child.<br>**[09:45] Shopkeeker**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where did you get these?<br>**[09:47] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My mother, who just passed away,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;received them from a noble she was serving.<br>**[09:52] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a long story, though. Sob, sob, sob...<br>**[09:59] Shopkeeker**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the most my shop can give you.<br>**[10:03] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much.<br>**[10:05] Shopkeeker**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do your best out there,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if your mother's gone.<br>**[10:08] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will.<br>**[10:09] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yes! This'll keep me going for a while!*<br>**[10:16] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Apparently, I look pretty*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;young in this world...*<br>**[10:19] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Like a little kid, even.*<br>**[10:23] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Being treated like a child everywhere I go*<br>**[10:25] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might have its uses,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's kind of annoying.*<br>**[10:28] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should've told her to give me the*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;appearance of an adult when she made me younger.*<br>**[10:35] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I have time to spend whining about my*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;starting stats, I should be job-hunting!*<br>**[10:40] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magic and potions basically*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't exist in this world.*<br>**[10:44] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't make the same mistake as last time.*<br>**[10:46] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My goal is a safe,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;worry-free life in another world!<br>**[10:50] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This time, I'm gonna make it happen!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brancott Castle
<br>**[10:56] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Finally done...<br>**[10:57] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine work, Your Highness.<br>**[11:00] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All this paperwork, day after day...<br>**[11:03] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me, Fabio. If being a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;crown prince is like this,<br>**[11:05] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what's going to happen when I'm king?<br>**[11:08] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your father does ten times<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this much paperwork every day.<br>**[11:13] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sure are lucky.<br>**[11:15] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As the prime minister's son,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if you inherit your dad's work,<br>**[11:19] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can toss it all to your subordinates.<br>**[11:21] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be silly.<br>**[11:23] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen well, Fernand. I say this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as your long-time friend...<br>**[11:28] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? Getting another lecture?<br>**[11:30] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allan? Wait, that outfit...<br>**[11:33] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you going out to town?<br>**[11:35] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I thought I'd go get something to eat.<br>**[11:38] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came to invite Fabio.<br>**[11:40] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go! I'll go! I'll go! I want to go!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Big Belly Bistro
<br>**[11:49] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been favoring this restaurant lately.<br>**[11:52] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The food's good, but it's also got...<br>**[11:55] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome, Allan.<br>**[11:58] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Agathe.<br>**[11:59] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some interesting things happen here.<br>**[12:06] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's all this? I've never seen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;foods like these before.<br>**[12:09] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They certainly seem strange.<br>**[12:12] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for waiting.<br>**[12:14] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your soup rice, plum flavor.<br>**[12:16] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the new menu she suggested.<br>**[12:19] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New menu?<br>**[12:20] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thick and tender soup pasta...<br>**[12:22] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soup rice, plum or salmon...<br>**[12:25] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Egg-wrapped tomato and chicken rice...<br>**[12:27] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just what are these dishes?<br>**[12:30] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you ready to order?<br>**[12:31] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Three of the usual.<br>**[12:32] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Don't just...<br>**[12:37] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? Isn't it great?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's my top recommendation.<br>**[12:40] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's delicious! They don't even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;serve food this good in the castle!<br>**[12:45] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flavoring rice with tomato<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and wrapping it in eggs...<br>**[12:48] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's certainly a cooking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;style no one's thought of before.<br>**[12:52] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right? And this savory flavor,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with its subtle aroma...<br>**[12:58] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if they use some secret spice.<br>**[13:01] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see you brought friends today.<br>**[13:04] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. I wanted to show<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;them the you-know-what.<br>**[13:07] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can we do that today?<br>**[13:08] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure! Those are the only<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;customers doing it right now.<br>**[13:12] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So which course would you like?<br>**[13:14] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think... the one for five silver.<br>**[13:17] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh, how generous of you!<br>**[13:19] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our share is 40 percent of the fee,<br>**[13:21] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I split mine in half with Agathe, so...<br>**[13:24] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Much appreciated!<br>**[13:26] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[13:27] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And what was that dubious exchange all about?<br>**[13:30] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen to what they're saying at that table.<br>**[13:34] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, Charles, you think you should just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ignore troublesome customers at your shop?<br>**[13:41] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, there are really only a handful of them,<br>**[13:45] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I don't see the need to waste time on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;them or practice calming them down.<br>**[13:50] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think it's a waste of time?<br>**[13:52] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it?<br>**[13:54] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true that even if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;people are unsatisfied,<br>**[13:58] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not many of them would come back to complain.<br>**[14:00] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If they don't like it, they can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; always go to another shop.<br>**[14:04] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[14:05] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the fact that they came back to complain<br>**[14:09] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;means that they intend to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;continue patronizing your shop.<br>**[14:13] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In other words, they like your shop,<br>**[14:15] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and that's why they came back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to tell you about its faults.<br>**[14:18] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you look at it that way?<br>**[14:24] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may seem like a pain on the surface,<br>**[14:26] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but those are the sort of kind customers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you should be grateful to have.<br>**[14:30] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you think they're worth treating well?<br>**[14:35] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but people who gripe about faults that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't exist to get money out of you are different.<br>**[14:41] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never give those people money,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; no matter what.<br>**[14:44] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you do that,<br>**[14:46] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bad guys will come from all over the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;country to take advantage of you.<br>**[14:49] Charles**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I'll be careful.<br>**[14:50] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Charles, customers aren't just easy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;marks for merchants to drain money from.<br>**[14:56] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're equal trade partners,<br>**[14:58] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as well as teachers who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can impart many lessons.<br>**[15:03] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, who is that girl?<br>**[15:05] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? Interesting, isn't she?<br>**[15:07] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's beyond interesting!<br>**[15:08] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did that advice cost only five silver?<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If *that* was five silver...<br>**[15:12] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, here she comes.<br>**[15:14] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for all the repeat business, Allan.<br>**[15:17] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You wanted the five-silver session, right?<br>**[15:19] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah. I brought a couple of friends today.<br>**[15:21] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Fern and Fab.<br>**[15:24] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're the ones you'll be counseling.<br>**[15:26] Fabio/Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[15:28] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up and think of a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;question worth five silver.<br>**[15:34] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just who is this Kaoru girl?<br>**[15:37] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dunno. A waitress for a restaurant downtown?<br>**[15:41] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One who proposed dishes the likes of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which no one has come up with before,<br>**[15:45] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and who can give advice surpassing any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;scholar's about managing a domain?<br>**[15:51] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, that part surprised me, too.<br>**[15:53] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her advice was the total<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;opposite of the way we think.<br>**[15:56] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;True...<br>**[15:59] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, lower taxes.<br>**[16:01] (Flashback) Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? But lower taxes would mean<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;less income for the domain.<br>**[16:05] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, but if you leave people with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;next to nothing, you're done.<br>**[16:09] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if you lowered taxes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by... say... 20 or 30 percent?<br>**[16:14] (Flashback) Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our tax revenue would drop.<br>**[16:16] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People could afford more.<br>**[16:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For example, farmers could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;buy better farming tools,<br>**[16:21] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;allowing them to farm more efficiently.<br>**[16:23] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And if they farm more efficiently,<br>**[16:24] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they can use the extra<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time to do other things.<br>**[16:28] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like gathering firewood and edible<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;plants from the mountains,<br>**[16:30] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or making hand-crafted goods at home.<br>**[16:33] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then they'd have even more room to breathe.<br>**[16:35] (Flashback) Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about merchants, then?<br>**[16:37] (Flashback) Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taxes on goods entering<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and leaving the domain<br>**[16:39] (Flashback) Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are a valuable source of income.<br>**[16:42] (Flashback) Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Same for sales tax.<br>**[16:43] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, but what if reducing those taxes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;means more merchants pass through?<br>**[16:49] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if, after reducing taxes by 20 percent,<br>**[16:51] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you get two or three times as many merchants?<br>**[16:55] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That would be plenty...*<br>**[16:57] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, it would lead to even bigger profits.*<br>**[17:00] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When people have more money to spare,<br>**[17:02] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their purchasing power grows.<br>**[17:04] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the merchants that enter your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;domain won't leave empty-handed.<br>**[17:08] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They'll buy things before they go.<br>**[17:10] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like those hand-crafted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;goods the farmers made.<br>**[17:14] (Flashback) Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's it...<br>**[17:16] (Flashback) Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? Amazing, isn't she?<br>**[17:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I suppose this is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what five silver is worth.<br>**[17:22] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we actually lower the tax rate,<br>**[17:24] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll inevitably see backlash from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;neighboring domains we're taking profits from.<br>**[17:29] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not realistic.<br>**[17:31] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it'll take a very<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;short time to get results.<br>**[17:34] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It definitely meets all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the minimum requirements<br>**[17:37] Allen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for advice about how to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;increase a domain's profits.<br>**[17:40] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want her.<br>**[17:42] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want that girl named Kaoru.<br>**[17:46] Allen**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's just a little girl, you know.<br>**[17:47] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fernand...<br>**[17:49] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[17:50] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no! I didn't mean it that way!<br>**[17:53] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaoru's staff meals are the best!<br>**[17:58] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This soup is really good.<br>**[18:01] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you put something special in it?<br>**[18:03] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, uh... a few spices from my homeland.<br>**[18:07] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't tell them I used soy sauce*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I made with my OP skill.*<br>**[18:12] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's not something that'll*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;change history or civilization,*<br>**[18:16] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*so I guess this much is safe.*<br>**[18:18] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today was another busy day, huh?<br>**[18:20] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We get more customers since Kaoru came along.<br>**[18:23] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And her counseling business is booming!<br>**[18:25] Eme/Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It makes us do the shared-profit dance!<br>**[18:28] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Since I came to this town,*<br>**[18:29] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've hardly used my potion ability*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for anything but cooking.*<br>**[18:33] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just working as an*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ordinary waitress every day,*<br>**[18:36] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and it's pretty fulfilling.*<br>**[18:38] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I've made friends besides*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Celes with Eme and Agathe here.*<br>**[18:43] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Every day is peaceful and stable.*<br>**[18:45] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is just the kind of life I wanted.*<br>**[18:47] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So anyway, what did you think?<br>**[18:49] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[18:50] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About Fern, the man who was here today!<br>**[18:52] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha?<br>**[18:53] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, gosh. She has no clue at all.<br>**[18:56] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[18:57] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you know...<br>**[18:59] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right?<br>**[19:01] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But after that day, my peaceful,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quiet life in another world...*<br>**[19:07] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is Kaoru here?!<br>**[19:09] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[19:12] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kaoru!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calls for her when she's busy
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Calls for her when she's busy
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pursues her relentlessly
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pursues her relentlessly
<br>**[19:14] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kaoru!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forcibly butts in
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forcibly butts in
<br>**[19:15] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kaoru!<br>**[19:17] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kaoru!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asks for personal information
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Asks for personal information
<br>**[19:19] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to stop this already!<br>**[19:20] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:21] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a waitress at this restaurant!<br>**[19:24] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am not your personal servant or consultant!<br>**[19:27] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please place your orders with a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;different waitress from now on.<br>**[19:31] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where's this coming from?!<br>**[19:32] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've told you over and over<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you're bothering me!<br>**[19:36] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that you're a nuisance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to our other customers!<br>**[19:42] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've had enough!<br>**[19:43] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're going to keep bothering me,<br>**[19:45] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you might as well stop<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coming to this restaurant!<br>**[19:48] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what the owner says!<br>**[19:50] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What?! I'm a customer!<br>**[19:53] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come!<br>**[19:54] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow! Stop that!<br>**[19:56] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough! Just come with me!<br>**[20:01] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Move! Who do you think I—<br>**[20:06] Fernand**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What am I doing?*<br>**[20:08] Fernand**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do I want to sully the nobility*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by giving my name here?*<br>**[20:25] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is why I told you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to stop sneaking around.<br>**[20:28] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey. She shot you down hard, huh?<br>**[20:32] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaoru is a very valuable person.<br>**[20:38] Allan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, you're a lot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clumsier than I thought.<br>**[20:42] Fabio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want her, you must start<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by treating her like a lady.<br>**[20:54] Eme**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fern hasn't been by since then.<br>**[20:57] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I guess anyone would give up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after such a thorough rejection.<br>**[21:02] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At the time, I thought he was a real jerk,<br>**[21:04] Agathe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I might feel a little bad for him.<br>**[21:07] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'll go sweep outside.<br>**[21:12] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You've gotta be kidding!*<br>**[21:13] Kaoru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I finally had my safe,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;worry-free life in another world!*<br>**[21:17] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now I have to run away from a stalker?*<br>**[21:19] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Unbelievable!*<br>**[21:27] Aleman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You there. Is the girl named<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaoru in this restaurant?<br>**[21:31] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaoru? That's me.<br>**[21:33] Aleman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You? Hah! And I wondered what you'd be like.<br>**[21:36] Aleman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're just a little girl.<br>**[21:43] Aleman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this.<br>**[21:45] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[21:52] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no! That package<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;must be for the neighbors!<br>**[21:55] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this...<br>**[21:59] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This crest...<br>**[22:01] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me!<br>**[22:05] Kaoru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! A summons from the castle?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 3
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!"
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