E6 - One Room, 100 Square Feet, Demon Lord Included!

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[00:02] Mao
    In short, medicinal herbs growing wild
    by the roadside are unsanitary to use,
[00:08] ---
    so unless it's an emergency...
[00:12] Mao
    Unless it's... an emergency...
[00:22] Yusha
    Mao-chan?!
[00:23] Seira
    Sensei?!
[00:23] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei?!
[00:23] Mei
    Mao-sensei?!
[00:24] Yusha
    Mao-chan, what's wrong?
[00:29] Yusha
    She has a terrible fever!
[00:30] Rona
    Please leave this to me, Hero.
[00:33] Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[00:34] Rona
    It's important to remain calm
     in moments like this.
[00:36] Rona
    Don't panic, and don't rush.
[00:38] Rona
    Yes! Let's build the ultimate
    hospital here, right away!
[00:42] Seira
    I think you've gone full circle
     into panic territory!
[00:45] Fai
    Let's get her to the nurse's office for now.
[00:47] Mei
    The way you can make just the
    right decision always amazes me.
[00:55] Nurse
    I have the results of your exam.
[00:59] Mao
    That look...
[01:01] Mao
    I see. It figures.
[01:05] Mao
    I had a feeling it would come to this one day.
[01:07] Nurse
    This is terribly hard for me to tell you, but...
[01:10] Mao
    I know my body best of all.
[01:15] Mao
    I'm prepared to accept anything,
    so just tell me the truth.
[01:20] Mao
    I won't blame you for it.
[01:22] Nurse
    Mao-sensei, you're dealing with...
[01:26] Nurse
    Demon Lord Fever!
[01:29] Mao
    "Demon Lord Fever"?!
SIGN    Endro!
[03:12] Mao
    Calling it "Demon Lord Fever" because
    even a Demon Lord can't escape it...
[03:16] Mao
    Humans sure have a way with names.
[03:19] Mao
    Still, to think even I, one who gave up
    being the Demon Lord, would fall ill...
[03:24] Mao
    No, maybe this is my just punishment
    for casting aside my duty.
SIGN    Mao-chan Last Night
[03:36] (Flashback) Mao
    Refill of strawberry juice!
[03:40] (Flashback) Mao
    I'm home now!
[03:44] (Flashback) Mao
    Off, off, off!
[03:53] Mao
    Yeah.
[03:54] Mao
    I have no idea how I could have caught this,
    so there's nothing to be done.
[03:58] Mao
    I guess I just have to accept it as
    a punishment being dealt to me.
[04:05] Mao
    It's a pain, but... oh, well.
[04:09] Mao
    There's never been any wonder drug for it,
[04:12] Mao
    so the only cure is to stay warm
     and get plenty of rest and nutrition.
[04:18] Mao
    Demon Lord Fever is terrifying!
[04:25] Mao
    I know this is my fault,
     but I still can't believe it.
[04:29] Mao
    I suppose I should at least
    be cooking for myself.
[04:35] Mao
    Huh? What's this?
[04:36] Mao
    It's the drop we got from the honey boo
    monster during that outdoor practical.
[04:41] Mao
    It's honey packed full of nutrients!
[04:48] Mao
    This is all I have left?
[04:51] Mao
    Well, it's better than nothing.
[04:55] Mao
    Lick.
[04:58] Mao
    So sweet!
[05:00] Mao
    They say this honey provides
    complete nutrition.
[05:03] Mao
    With this, I can fight off Demon Lord Fever.
[05:07] Mao
    Lick, lick, lick.
[05:18] Mao
    I'm so miserable.
[05:19] Mao
    What on earth am I doing here, all by myself,
     instead of being the Demon Lord?
[05:27] Mao
    If only I hadn't been sent into the past
     during my battle with the Hero!
[05:33] Mao
    Well, when I think about it, there's not
    much difference between then and now.
[05:43] (Flashback) Meigo
    Have you awakened, new Demon Lord?
[05:47] (Flashback) Mao
    And you are?
[05:49] (Flashback) Meigo
    I am a golem created to serve the Demon Lord.
[05:54] (Flashback) Meigo
    Demon Lord, have you finished
    recovering your memories?
[05:58] (Flashback) Mao
    Yes, I'd like to say I'm completely done,
[06:04] (Flashback) Mao
    but with 3,000 years worth of memories,
[06:07] (Flashback) ---
    some of the details are still vague.
[06:10] (Flashback) Meigo
    That's to be expected.
[06:11] (Flashback) Meigo
    This is your 999th resurrection, after all.
[06:16] (Flashback) Mao
    And when the Demon Lord
    is resurrected in this land,
[06:19] (Flashback) ---
    a Hero also appears to take them down, huh?
[06:24] (Flashback) Mao
    If the legends are true, then we've
    now been defeated 998 times.
[06:29] (Flashback) Mao
    Hmph. It's as if we're being
    resurrected only to be defeated.
[06:35] (Flashback) Meigo
    I have confidence that you can achieve
    victory this time, Demon Lord.
[06:40] (Flashback) Mao
    Very well.
[06:42] (Flashback) Mao
    In that case, you may begin guiding me
     toward becoming a true Demon Lord.
[06:46] (Flashback) Meigo
    Of course.
[06:47] (Flashback) Meigo
    That is what I'm here for.
[06:50] (Flashback) Mao
    What are those?
[06:51] (Flashback) Meigo
    Glasses.
[06:53] (Flashback) Meigo
    I will be your teacher.
[06:55] (Flashback) Mao
    Really?
[06:57] (Flashback) Meigo
    Indeed.
[06:59] (Flashback) Meigo
    What is the weakness of the second
    tail of a five-tailed dragon?
[07:03] (Flashback) Mao
    That's easy. It's fire.
[07:05] (Flashback) Meigo
    That is the weakness of its fourth tail.
[07:09] (Flashback) Meigo
    The correct answer is that
    the base of the tail is ticklish.
[07:13] (Flashback) Mao
    That's not even the same type of weakness!
[07:16] (Flashback) Meigo
    Tom-kun harvests 300 from his fields.
[07:19] (Flashback) Meigo
    If he is taxed at 30%,
    how much does he pay in taxes?
[07:23] (Flashback) Mao
    That's ridiculous. He pays 90.
[07:26] (Flashback) Meigo
    Incorrect.
[07:27] (Flashback) Meigo
    Tom-kun pays no taxes
     and flees into the night
[07:30] (Flashback) ---
    after the Demon Lord burns all his fields.
[07:33] (Flashback) Mao
    Am I some tyrant?
[07:35] (Flashback) Meigo
    You are the Demon Lord.
[07:37] (Flashback) Meigo
    The Demon Lord's Four Generals shall serve
    as your partners for combat training.
[07:41] (Flashback) Generals
    Demon Lord, prepare yourself!
[07:47] (Flashback) Mao
    Are my Four Generals nothing but small fry?!
[07:56] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll allow it. Join me for dinner.
[07:59] (Flashback) Meigo
    A servant is never permitted to do that.
[08:04] (Flashback) Mao
    I see.
[08:08] (Flashback) Mao
    Go forth, my subordinates!
[08:09] (Flashback) Mao
    This time, our Demon Lord Army
    shall seize Naral Island!
[08:30] (Flashback) Mao
    I am just a gargoyle in a birdcage.
[08:33] (Flashback) Mao
    But one day, I shall take flight
[08:35] (Flashback) Mao
    into that pitch-black night full of miasma.
[08:40] (Flashback) Mao
    I am the Demon Lord, waited upon by all,
[08:43] (Flashback) Mao
    so why...
[08:45] (Flashback) Mao
    Why do I feel so unfulfilled?
[08:49] (Flashback) Mao
    You say the Hero has appeared?!
[08:52] (Flashback) Meigo
    A student at the adventurer school
[08:54] (Flashback) ---
    drew the sacred sword and
    departed with her friends.
[08:57] (Flashback) Mao
    I see. At long last!
[09:00] (Flashback) Meigo
    That makes you smile, Demon Lord?
[09:04] (Flashback) Mao
    I was smiling?
[09:09] (Flashback) Mao
    The Hero's here!
[09:11] (Flashback) Meigo
    Yes.
[09:12] (Flashback) Meigo
    They've defeated the Four Generals
    sent to intercept them
[09:14] (Flashback) ---
    and are heading straight here
     for you, Demon Lord.
[09:17] (Flashback) Meigo
    I shall go intercept them, as well.
[09:20] (Flashback) Mao
    Wait.
[09:22] (Flashback) Meigo
    What is it?
[09:24] (Flashback) Mao
    No, forget it.
[09:28] (Flashback) Meigo
    Then please excuse me, my Lord.
[09:34] (Flashback) Mao
    Even if I wanted to stop her,
[09:36] (Flashback) ---
    I don't even know her name...
[09:42] (Flashback) Mao
    I guess in the end, I'm all alone.
[09:52] (Flashback) Demon Lord
    I applaud you for reaching me, Heroes.
[09:57] Mao
    I was this close to conquering Naral Island
[10:00] ---
    and putting an end to my life in
    the lonely Demon Lord's Castle...
[10:11] Mao
    Why does the Hero have
    to be someone so clueless?
[10:19] Mao
    Who could it be at a time like this?
[10:23] Yusha
    Mao-chan!
[10:25] Yusha
    Please, don't die!
[10:29] Fai
    Oh, nice lock, Yu-chan!
[10:31] Fai
    You should have her beat in three seconds!
[10:33] Seira
    Hey, hey, hey!
[10:34] Seira
    Calm down and loosen your grip, Yusha!
[10:37] Seira
    Come on! Mao-sensei's trying to tap out!
[10:40] Seira
    Break away from her!
[10:42] Seira
    Now fight!
[10:42] Mei
    You need to calm down
    yourself, Seira-san.
[10:46] Mao
    You all really are clueless!
SIGN    Roll 6
    One Room, 100 Square Feet, Demon Lord Included!
[10:55] Mao
    ENDRO!
[11:01] Yusha
    Are you all right, Mao-chan?
[11:02] Mao
    I was doing fairly well
    until you all barged in.
[11:08] Fai
    I found some honey boo's
    honey on the ground!
[11:11] Fai
    It's so sweet!
[11:12] Mao
    That's...
[11:14] Mao
    G-Give it back!
[11:16] Mao
    That's the only hope I have left!
[11:19] Mao
    My final hope for nutrition!
[11:23] Seira
    Your final hope? But it seems
    there was hardly any left.
[11:27] Fai
    You want to lick some too, Mao-chan-sensei?
[11:30] Fai
    Here!
[11:34] Fai
    It tickles when you lick like that!
[11:38] Fai
    You want to taste some, too?
[11:41] Fai
    Okay, here!
[11:46] Seira
    Is that even sanitary?
[11:50] Yusha
    Mao-chan looks really uncomfortable.
[11:52] Yusha
    When I caught Demon Lord Fever
     as a child, I recovered right away...
[11:57] Yusha
    I know!
[11:58] Yusha
    Hey, let's cure her Demon Lord Fever
     really quickly with a Cartado!
[12:02] Mei
    That's impossible.
[12:04] Mei
    You can heal wounds with Cartado,
     but not cure illnesses.
[12:07] Mei
    That's just how they are.
[12:09] Yusha
    I see.
[12:11] Yusha
    I guess you can't just use
    Cartado for everything, huh?
[12:15] Seira
    Oh, that's kind of cute.
[12:17] Fai
    Hey, Yu-chan.
[12:19] Fai
    I'm sure it's not because Cartado lack power,
[12:22] Fai
    but because mothers are incredible!
[12:24] Yusha
    Mothers? Oh!
[12:27] Both
    Oh!
[12:46] Mao
    What?
[12:47] Mao
    I've had enough of your visit, so go home now.
[12:51] Mao
    Please.
[12:52] Yusha
    We've made up our minds!
[12:54] Yusha
    Since you're always taking care of us,
[12:56] Yusha
    we're going to look after you
     the way a mother would!
[12:59] Mao
    Wh-What?!
[13:01] Mao
    Th-These guys are going to look after me?
[13:04] Mao
    What's going to happen to me?!
[13:07] Mao
    Have these girls realized I'm the
    Demon Lord and come to end me?!
[13:17] Yusha
    Mao-chan, does that feel good?
[13:20] Mao
    Y-Yeah.
[13:21] Yusha
    When you've been sweating.
    you need to wipe it off.
[13:24] Mao
    Th-That's true.
[13:28] Fai
    I'm back!
[13:29] Fai
    I brought some good restorative fruits
     and mushrooms I picked in the forest.
[13:34] Fai
    Mei-chan, is this enough?
[13:36] Mei
    That's plenty.
[13:37] Mei
    Healthshrooms and easilydigestiseeds...
[13:39] Mei
    And chicken, too.
[13:41] Mei
    So with that...
[13:44] Mei
    Change!
[13:47] Mei
    Young wife mode!
[13:50] Mei
    I'll make some food that's easy to keep down.
[13:56] Fai
    Mei-chan's the most feminine
    one in this Hero's party!
[14:00] Yusha
    She can cook, clean, and sew, too.
[14:04] Mao
    This girl's full of surprises!
[14:07] Seira
    Well, I guess I'll clean her roo—
[14:09] Yusha
    Sei-chan, you stay still.
[14:09] Fai
    Seira-chan, you stay still.
[14:11] Seira
    This again?!
[14:13] Yusha
    We'll do the cleaning.
[14:14] Fai
    Yeah!
[14:20] Seira
    Chibi... You and I are friends, right?
[14:25] Seira
    Chibi? What are you...
[14:29] Seira
    Ch-Chibi-san?
[14:35] Seira
    Hey, what did you just eat?
[14:37] Seira
    No, wait, never mind!
    Uh, why are you coming this way?!
[14:39] Seira
    Stop!
[14:40] Seira
    Don't open your mouth and show me!
[14:45] Seira
    Mommy!
[14:48] Mei
    Are you okay, Seira-san?
[14:50] Seira
    Mei...
[14:51] Mei
    It seems that Mao-sensei's having
    trouble eating on her own,
[14:54] ---
    so I'd like you to feed her.
    Would you mind?
[14:59] Seira
    Sure, I will!
[15:03] Mao
    Is this really my home?
[15:08] Yusha
    Didn't recognize it, did you?
[15:10] Seira
    Here, Mao-sensei.
[15:11] Seira
    Here's your food!
[15:13] Mao
    R-Right.
[15:14] ---
    Say "ah."
[15:22] Mao
    What is this? I feel oddly warm.
[15:26] Mao
    Is it because of the fever?
SIGN    Mao-chan's Memory
[15:32] (Flashback) Mao
    Where am I?
[15:34] (Flashback) Mao
    I was just fighting the Heroes...
[15:39] (Flashback) Passerby
    Oh, sorry, young lady.
[15:41] (Flashback) Passerby
    Are you hurt?
[15:43] (Flashback) Mao
    How dare you?!
[15:44] (Flashback) Mao
    Taste the power of the Demon Lord!
[15:50] (Flashback) Mao
    What's the meaning of this?
[15:53] (Flashback) Passerby
    Oh, that's what you're doing.
[15:55] (Flashback) Mao
    What's so funny, human?!
[15:57] (Flashback) Passerby
    My, how scary.
[15:58] (Flashback) Passerby
    I see. So you're the Demon Lord, huh?
[16:01] (Flashback) Passerby
    What am I to do?
[16:02] (Flashback) Passerby
    The Hero has yet to appear, after all.
[16:06] (Flashback) Mao
    You would insul— What?
[16:10] (Flashback) Mao
    There's no Hero?
[16:12] (Flashback) Mao
    I see.
[16:14] (Flashback) Mao
    I think I've grasped the general idea.
[16:16] (Flashback) Mao
    At present, there's no Hero here on
    Naral Island, let alone a Demon Lord.
[16:20] (Flashback) Mao
    Now, why is that?
[16:23] (Flashback) Mao
    It would seem that I've
    been sent to the past.
[16:26] (Flashback) Mao
    And it must've been because... of that.
[16:33] (Flashback) Mao
    But time travel is impossible,
    save for Creator-class gods.
[16:37] (Flashback) Mao
    Just how badly did that dimwit
    Hero screw up for this to happen?!
[16:44] (Flashback) Mao
    Still, this isn't all bad.
[16:47] (Flashback) Mao
    Fortunately, I possess my
    memories of the future.
[16:50] (Flashback) Mao
    If I use those, I might be able to
    prevent the birth of the Hero.
[16:54] (Flashback) Mao
    However...
[16:56] (Flashback) Mao
    Whether it's because the Hero's magic failed
[16:59] (Flashback) ---
    or because I've traveled back in time,
[17:01] (Flashback) Mao
    my power has been dramatically weakened.
[17:04] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll need rest in order to recover my power.
[17:07] (Flashback) Mao
    To do that...
[17:10] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll need to procure a base and a job!
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[17:16] (Flashback) Mao
    I am the Dem—Mao!
[17:19] (Flashback) Mao
    Foolish humans of the Adventurer's Guild!
[17:22] (Flashback) Mao
    You will obediently find me
    a suitable job and residence!
[17:27] (Flashback) Receptionist
    We don't have any good quests at the moment.
[17:30] (Flashback) Receptionist
    Here, eat this and go play outside, okay?
[17:33] (Flashback) Mao
    Oh? How admirable of you to present tribute.
[17:38] (Flashback) Mao
    I shall return!
[17:41] (Flashback) Mao
    Curses! At this point,
     I'll have to try everything!
[18:03] (Flashback) Mao
    Why can I not find a base or a job?
[18:05] (Flashback) Mao
    And why does everyone keep giving me candy?
[18:10] (Flashback) Mao
    Frankly, candy isn't going to fill my stomach.
[18:17] (Flashback) Mao
    To think the great Demon Lord
     would be taken down by hunger...
[18:33] (Flashback) Warrior
    Oh, you're awake?
[18:35] (Flashback) Mao
    Don't "You're awake?" me.
[18:38] (Flashback) Mao
    Why are you carrying me under your arm?
[18:43] (Flashback) Warrior
    When you spot a cute young girl
     collapsed on the road, you take her in!
[18:48] (Flashback) Mao
    How can she have such clear, unwavering eyes?!
[18:52] (Flashback) Warrior
    Well, I found you while I was on a quest,
     so I couldn't leave you alone.
[18:56] (Flashback) Mao
    Why do I get the feeling I would've
    been safer if you had left me alone?
[19:01] (Flashback) Mao
    Would you put me down?!
[19:03] (Flashback) Warrior
    Sure. I certainly couldn't
    fight like this, anyway.
[19:06] (Flashback) Mao
    Huh?
[19:09] (Flashback) Mao
    A five-tailed dragon?!
[19:11] (Flashback) Mao
    When you mentioned a quest, did you mean—
[19:18] (Flashback) Warrior
    You sure know a lot for a little one.
[19:20] (Flashback) Warrior
    Have some candy.
[19:21] (Flashback) Mao
    You, too?!
[19:24] (Flashback) Mao
    Wait, we don't have time for this!
[19:26] (Flashback) Warrior
    Right!
[19:33] (Flashback) Mao
    Gaia Gate!
[19:36] (Flashback) Mao
    Wow, I've recovered quite a bit.
[19:39] (Flashback) Mao
    Candy's surprisingly amazing.
[19:41] (Flashback) Warrior
    You're...
[19:43] (Flashback) Mao
    Come on! Let's defeat it already!
[19:45] (Flashback) Mao
    If this keeps up, I won't have enough
    candy—I mean, magic power!
[19:49] (Flashback) Warrior
    But that's a powerful foe.
[19:51] (Flashback) Mao
    So you just have to go for its weaknesses.
[19:54] (Flashback) Mao
    Go tickle the base of its second tail.
[19:57] (Flashback) Mao
    If you do that, it'll calm down immediately.
[20:00] (Flashback) Warrior
    All right.
[20:01] (Flashback) Warrior
    Then let's go.
[20:03] (Flashback) Mao
    Wait, why?!
[20:09] (Flashback) Warrior
    You saved me today.
[20:11] (Flashback) Warrior
    To think you already have such knowledge
    and might when you're so young.
[20:17] (Flashback) Mao
    But of course!
[20:19] (Flashback) Warrior
    So on that note, how would
    you like to be a teacher?
[20:23] (Flashback) Mao
    A teacher?
[20:24] (Flashback) Warrior
    I work as a teacher
     at the adventurer school.
[20:28] (Flashback) ---
    Would you like to, as well?
[20:29] Mao
    Why should the Demon
    Lord raise adventurers
[20:33] ---
    when one of them will
    become the future Hero?
[20:36] (Flashback) Mao
    Sorry, but I—
[20:37] (Flashback) Warrior
    Also, the adventurer school
    is run by the kingdom.
[20:40] (Flashback) Mao
    The kingdom?!
[20:41] (Flashback) Mao
    You mean... I'd be... a public
    official with a stable income?
[20:46] (Flashback) Warrior
    Yes.
[20:48] (Flashback) Mao
    If you don't mind, I would
    love to accept that offer.
[21:01] Mao
    Why are you sleeping with me?
[21:05] Warrior
    Because a little girl was sleeping here.
[21:07] Mao
    This woman keeps saying that
     with such clear, unwavering eyes!
[21:12] Mao
    Oh, my body feels light!
[21:15] Warrior
    That's good to hear.
[21:16] Warrior
    The girls who went home when
    I came in were worried about you.
[21:21] Mao
    They were?
[21:25] (Flashback) Yusha
    She's like a baby,
     falling asleep while she eats!
[21:28] (Flashback) Yusha
    So cute!
[21:30] (Flashback) Mei
    Her complexion's looking much better, too.
[21:32] (Flashback) Yusha
    Please take care of the rest for us!
[21:35] (Flashback) Warrior
    Of course. You can leave it to me.
[21:37] (Flashback) Warrior
    You all love Mao-sensei, don't you?
[21:45] Mao
    I see.
[21:51] Warrior
    It's gone cold.
[21:53] Warrior
    I should heat it.
[21:56] Mao
    No.
[22:02] Mao
    It's warm.
SIGN    Princess Rona, Fait On!
SIGN    "Princess Rona, Fait On!"