E5 - My Hero!

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[00:06] King
    Rona.
[00:07] Rona
    Yes, Father.
[00:09] King
    Do not forget what you must do as
    the princess of Lapanesta Kingdom,
[00:13] King
    and do not forget your dream.
[00:16] Rona
    I will not.
[00:18] Rona
    You can entrust it all to me.
[00:23] Soldier
    Open the gate!
[00:27] Soldier
    Princess Rona Pricipa
    O'Lapanesta is departing!
[00:38] Rona
    Waiting for me at the end of this trip is...
[00:41] Rona
    Rona is coming to be at your side,
[00:45] Rona
    my Hero!
SIGN    Endro!
[02:18] Yusha
    And then, surprise!
[02:20] Yusha
    The evil god that had been sealed in
    the underwater temple was revived!
[02:24] Seira
    The Hero's party headed to the underwater
    temple to protect the world!
[02:28] Fai
    Then we waged an explosive punch-out
    battle with the evil god waiting there!
[02:33] Mei
    And when we were in dire straits,
    the Hero's Sword began to glow
[02:36] ---
    and brought an end to the evil god's ambitions!
[02:39] Yusha
    And so we maintained world peace!
[02:42] ---
    And all lived happily ever after!
[02:44] Mao
    I see. So at the behest of
    the mackerel you saved,
[02:48] ---
    you defeated the evil god that was sealed
    away and saved the world from danger.
[02:53] All
    That's right!
[02:55] Mao
    Is that so?
[02:56] Mao
    I see...
[02:59] Mao
    Redo it.
[03:00] All
    What?!
[03:02] All
    Man, Mao-chan is so mean!
[03:04] All
    Why won't she believe us?
[03:09] Seira
    For once, I agree with you.
[03:12] Seira
    We definitely defeated an evil god.
[03:15] Mei
    I suppose we need a witness... or witfish?
[03:18] Mei
    I feel bad for him since he's so far away,
[03:20] ---
    but should we ask that
    mackerelman to come here for us?
[03:23] Spirit
    Yusha, that was a very interesting tale!
[03:27] Warrior
    Uh-huh!
[03:28] Warrior
    It was just like picture book stories
     about Heroes that I read as a child.
[03:32] Warrior
    Tell us another sometime!
[03:34] Mei
    Our story's being treated like
    a fabricated picture book tale.
[03:39] Seira
    Yusha...
[03:39] Yusha
    H-Huh?
[03:41] Seira
    I don't think anyone really
    recognizes you as the Hero.
[03:49] Fai
    Yu-chan, you can avert
    your eyes all you like,
[03:51] ---
    but reality will chase you as far as it has to.
[03:53] Fai
    It's like a struggle for survival in the wild.
[03:56] Yusha
    But, but... I am the real Hero!
[03:59] Yusha
    Oh, yeah! I even have the Hero's Sword!
[04:08] Yusha
    Huh?
[04:08] Seira
    Hey! It's rusting!
[04:10] Seira
    The legendary Hero's Sword is rusting!
[04:13] Mei
    Well, it's going to get a little rusty
    if you swing it around on the beach.
[04:18] Mei
    There are even barnacles on it.
[04:21] Mei
    By the way, did you know this bad,
    scary legend about barnacles?
[04:27] Mei
    One adventurer fell down a cliff
     covered with barnacles
[04:27] Seira
    Hold on! Wait! No, wait!
[04:31] Mei
    and hurt his knee.
[04:31] Seira
    I said wait!
[04:38] Yusha
    Chibi-chan, do they taste good?
[04:41] Fai
    She sure looks like she likes it.
[04:44] Fai
    That reminds me. Barnacles are relatives
    of shrimp and crabs, aren't they?
[04:48] ---
    Drool...
[04:51] Fai
    What's the matter, Mei-chan?
[04:52] Mei
    There's a lot of noise outside.
[04:55] Students
    Horses!
[04:56] Students
    They're knights!
[04:57] Students
    Cool!
[05:01] Fai
    Oh! What a magnificent carriage!
[05:04] Seira
    Well, of course it looks magnificent.
[05:06] Seira
    That's the crest of the Lapanesta Kingdom.
[05:10] Fai
    Lapanesta?
[05:12] Seira
    You care less about that
    than about barnacles?
[05:14] Mao
    Oh, come on. We covered this in class.
[05:17] Mao
    The Lapanesta Kingdom is the oldest kingdom,
    and the only one here on Naral Island.
[05:23] Mao
    The Hero and her party have long—
[05:25] Yusha
    Someone's coming out!
[05:30] Yusha
    Fluffy!
[05:32] Yusha
    Her hair's so fluffy!
[05:34] Yusha
    Her dress is so fluffy!
[05:36] Yusha
    She's so cute and fluffy!
[05:40] Rona
    How do you do, everyone?
[05:43] Rona
    I am the princess of the Lapanesta
    Kingdom, Rona Pricipa O'Lapanesta.
[05:55] Mao
    Uh, ahem.
[05:58] Mao
    We are humbly honored that you have
    come all this way to visit us, Princess.
[06:04] Mao
    I am—
[06:04] Rona
    My, you're a good girl who can give
    a proper greeting, aren't you?
[06:08] Rona
    Let me give you some candy as a reward.
[06:10] Rona
    Here.
[06:12] All
    We relate.
[06:16] Mao
    I am... deeply... grateful.
[06:20] Rona
    M-My apologies!
[06:22] Rona
    I didn't know you were a teacher.
[06:24] Mao
    It's fine. I'm used to it by now.
[06:27] Mao
    Anyway, what business brings you
    here to our adventurer school?
[06:34] Rona
    I'm here to meet the Hero.
[06:37] Mao
    Huh?! Th-The Hero?
[06:39] Rona
    Yes!
[06:40] Rona
    I heard that the Hero of
    this era had been born,
[06:43] Rona
    so I just couldn't wait to—Oh.
[06:46] Rona
    No, I've come as a representative
    of the Kingdom.
[06:49] Mao
    I-I see. The Hero, huh?
[06:53] Mao
    I suppose there is one,
     but there kind of isn't,
[06:55] Mao
    and there is, but there isn't,
     and while there is, there isn't...
[06:59] Mao
    I mean, if there isn't one, the question is
    where does a Hero come from or go...
[07:08] Yusha
    The Hero is right here!
[07:13] Mao
    Wh-What?!
[07:16] Yusha
    Exploding with courage, Yulia Chardiet!
[07:20] Seira
    The healing priest, Ellenoar Seiran!
[07:24] Fai
    Full of food and dreams, Fai Fai!
[07:27] Mei
    Five Cartado a day, Mather Enderstto!
[07:32] Yusha
    Together, the four of us are the Hero's party!
[07:40] Yusha
    That went better than last time!
[07:43] Mei
    It was worth using the special effects
    Cartado I'd been holding on to.
[07:51] Yusha
    Wh-Why?!
[07:53] Mao
    Well, when you're setting off
    explosions around the Princess,
[07:57] ---
    the national authorities can't let it slide.
[08:00] Yusha
    Mao-chan, help us!
[08:02] Mao
    Seriously, that dimwitted Hero...
[08:05] Rona
    Teacher, did you just say "Hero"?
[08:08] Mao
    Yes, that's the Hero.
[08:11] Rona
    Huh?
[08:12] Mao
    Yes, it's utterly embarrassing, but it's true.
[08:15] Rona
    But that's...
[08:17] Yusha
    They'll skewer me!
[08:17] Rona
    a girl?
[08:25] Mao
    Princess?
[08:29] Rona
    I've been longing to meet you, my Hero!
[08:33] Yusha
    Huh?
[08:35] Rona
    Long, long ago,
[08:37] ---
    when the Demon Lord appeared on
    Naral Island and the first Hero defeated him,
[08:41] Rona
    that first Hero founded a nation.
[08:45] Rona
    That nation was the Lapanesta Kingdom.
[08:48] Rona
    For generations, we have
    aided and supported the Hero.
[08:52] Rona
    That is the duty of the Lapanesta Kingdom,
[08:55] ---
    which traces its blood
    back to the first Hero.
[08:59] Rona
    And now, a Hero has appeared
    here before us once more!
[09:10] Rona
    This is the treasure entrusted to
    the royal family by the first Hero.
[09:15] Rona
    "Dark Purple Fae Truth."
[09:17] Rona
    It's said to have the power
     to see the truth of all things.
[09:22] Mei
    There's no mistake!
[09:24] Mei
    That's one of the "Seven Founding Heavens,"
    the original seven cards
[09:27] ---
    that served as the foundation
    for all modern Cartado...
[09:30] ---
    A Cartado that's mythically rare,
    which is rarer than legendary rare!
[09:34] Fai
    Easy there, Mei-chan.
[09:37] Rona
    Now, step forward.
[09:39] Yusha
    Yes, Princess!
[10:03] Yusha
    Oh?
[10:05] Rona
    Yes, you're definitely the Hero.
[10:07] All
    That easily?!
[10:08] Rona
    Yulia Chardiet.
[10:10] Rona
    In the name of the Lapanesta Kingdom,
[10:12] ---
    I hereby recognize you as the true Hero.
[10:18] Student
    Congratulations!
[10:19] Student
    Yusha! Yusha-chan!
[10:20] Rona
    You definitely are the real Hero.
[10:23] Rona
    I'm so happy!
[10:26] Seira
    N-Now we can really hold our heads high
    when we call ourselves the Hero's party!
[10:31] Seira
    We won't be given those
    faint smiles anymore!
[10:35] Fai
    Uh, this is something
    I shouldn't poke fun at.
[10:37] Mei
    She's absolutely crying for real.
[10:40] Yusha
    Uh, um... I'll do my best, Princess!
[10:46] Rona
    Please call me Rona, Hero!
[10:48] Yusha
    Sure, Rona-chan!
[10:51] Mao
    Indeed. Be sure to work hard.
[10:54] Mao
    Though this has nothing to do with me, now
    that I've given up on being the Demon Lord...
[10:59] Yusha
    Now to leave no stone unturned as I search
    for the Demon Lord to defeat them!
[11:04] Rona
    My, how encouraging!
[11:07] Rona
    However,
[11:08] Rona
    the Hero and Demon Lord
    are bound by deep ties.
[11:12] Rona
    They might be surprisingly close by.
[11:15] Mao
    Huh?!
[11:18] Mao
    No, it couldn't be...
[11:24] Rona
    ENDRO!
[11:27] Student
    Morning, Hero!
[11:29] Student
    Oh, Hero! Morning!
[11:33] Bard
    Oh, you just barely made
    it in time today, Hero.
[11:37] Yusha
    Yeah!
[11:38] Hunter
    Thanks for finding my Lancelot
     the other day, Hero!
[11:43] Beastman
    Finding a cat is nothing for a Hero, huh?
[11:48] Yusha
    This is a first!
[11:49] Yusha
    Everyone's calling me "Hero"!
[11:53] Mei
    The sound of their praise is pleasing.
[11:55] Seira
    Y-Yeah!
[11:57] Seira
    I was a bit concerned myself,
[11:59] ---
    but now we're officially recognized
    as the Hero's party, aren't we?
[12:03] Seira
    Right?! Right?!
[12:04] Yusha
    Now that everyone's recognized us,
[12:07] ---
    let's work hard and be heroes again today!
[12:09] ---
    Yeah!
[12:10] Rona
    No, that's completely unacceptable!
[12:12] Yusha
    R-Rona-chan?!
[12:15] Yusha
    You startled me.
[12:17] Yusha
    I didn't sense your presence at all.
[12:21] Rona
    I have a general understanding
[12:22] ---
    after listening in on your discussions
     in the Hero's room last night,
[12:25] ---
    starting from when you discussed
    your plans for lunch today.
[12:29] Fai
    Oh, okay. That speeds things up.
[12:31] Seira
    Huh?! Hold on!
[12:32] Seira
    She just said something
    we shouldn't overlook!
[12:35] Rona
    You mustn't be satisfied with this, Hero!
[12:39] Rona
    After all,
[12:42] Rona
    all the students are completely lacking
     in their love for you, Hero!
[12:48] Yusha
    L-Love?!
[12:50] Rona
    Your schoolmates have no
    idea how fortunate they are
[12:53] ---
    to live in the same age and
    be in the same place as you!
[12:58] Rona
    We need to build up your foundation first.
[13:02] Yusha
    Hey, Rona-chan?
[13:02] Rona
    To make everyone understand
    how wonderful you are...
[13:05] Rona
    I know!
[13:07] Rona
    Worry not!
[13:08] Rona
    I shall endeavor to ensure that everyone
    knows how wonderful you are, Hero!
[13:18] Yusha
    What is this?
[13:33] Mao
    What's the matter with you four?
[13:35] Mao
    You look like a wyvern
    that's been hit by a fireball.
[13:38] Yusha
    Oh, Mao-chan, good morning.
[13:40] Yusha
    Mao-chan, what festival is this?
[13:43] Mao
    This is...
[13:44] Rona
    It's a festival I've created.
[13:46] Rona
    I call it the "Hero Festival"!
[13:49] Yusha
    Hero Festival?
[13:50] Rona
    Yes.
[13:51] Rona
    Everyone loves festivals,
     so by throwing one for the Hero,
[13:55] ---
    I can make the whole school, and eventually,
[13:57] Rona
    all of Naral Island see
    how wonderful you are!
[14:02] Mao
    There you have it.
[14:03] Mao
    We staff members and the Princess's knights
     have worked hard preparing it overnight.
[14:10] Seira
    It's all for Yusha?
     That's some incredible initiative.
[14:14] Rona
    Yes. I'm willing to do anything for the Hero!
[14:19] Yusha
    Really? Thanks!
[14:22] Rona
    Just hearing you say that makes me so happy!
[14:26] Mei
    Still, even if it was at the princess's request,
[14:29] Mei
    you really pushed yourself hard, Mao-sensei.
[14:32] Mao
    It was all for my cute students.
[14:34] Mei
    And your true feelings?
[14:36] Mao
    The adventurer school is actually
    run by the royal family.
[14:40] Mei
    That ruins everything.
[14:42] Fai
    So even adventurers who love their freedom
[14:45] ---
    are still just convenient servants
    of the politicians in the end.
[14:50] Rona
    Now, let us go forth, Hero!
[14:53] Rona
    Ellenoar-sama, Fai-sama, and Mather-sama, too!
[14:57] Rona
    Come on!
[15:00] Seira
    Her vitality is incredible for a princess.
[15:04] Seira
    I'm kind of impressed.
[15:05] Mei
    She certainly is impressive.
[15:07] Fai
    It's incredible that she knows the
    names we nearly forgot ourselves!
[15:12] Seira
    Huh?!
[15:13] Seira
    That's what's impressive to you?!
[15:15] Seira
    Ah, jeez! Let's get going, too!
[15:17] Both
    Yeah!
[15:19] Mao
    Good grief. They're acting like
    children over some festival.
[15:23] Mao
    It makes me laugh to think that's the Hero.
[15:26] Warrior
    Mao-sensei.
[15:28] Warrior
    I bought the cotton candy pomurun
    you were looking at with envy earlier.
[15:33] Warrior
    Go on, eat it up so fast that
    it gets your mouth all sticky!
[15:38] Warrior
    Oh... If you'd like, we could eat it together.
[15:42] Warrior
    Bringing our faces so close that your
    soft cheeks press against my own...
[15:49] Warrior
    Oh... Where did she go?
[16:00] ---
    Munch!
[16:07] ---
    Munch!
[16:13] ---
    Lick.
[16:39] Rona
    How is it?
[16:40] ---
    Are you enjoying all the stalls
     I put together to promote you, Hero?
[16:45] Yusha
    Y-Yeah, you're really promoting me... I think.
[16:49] Fai
    The Yu-chan cakes were delicious!
[16:51] Mei
    The figure was wearing pink.
[16:54] Seira
    That was the best!
[16:56] Yusha
    You're all mean!
[16:58] Seira
    Sorry.
[16:59] Seira
    But look around. Everyone's having fun.
[17:08] Yusha
    Yeah!
[17:09] Yusha
    I guess it's okay, then!
[17:11] Seira
    You're as optimistic as ever.
[17:13] Fai
    That's the nice thing about Yu-chan!
[17:16] Mei
    That's how a Hero should be.
[17:21] Rona
    Anyway...
[17:23] Yusha
    Huh?
[17:24] Rona
    The main event of the festival is starting!
[17:26] Rona
    Come on, everyone!
[17:31] Knight
    Look over there!
     That's the Demon Lord's castle!
[17:34] Knight
    Seira-chan, Fai-chan, Mei-chan,
[17:36] ---
    we finally made it to the Demon Lord's castle!
[17:38] Knight
    I'll smash the Demon Lord to
    smithereens with my hammer!
[17:43] Knight
    I'm so hungry.
[17:45] Knight
    There should be some legendary rare
    Cartado at the Demon Lord's castle!
[17:53] Seira
    They see me as a musclebound priest?!
[17:57] Rona
    I worked hard to try to show
    everyone who you really are!
[18:02] Yusha
    You did?
[18:04] ---
    Thanks, Rona-chan!
[18:07] Rona
    Hero...
[18:09] Rona
    U-Um, I...
[18:17] ---
    Sip, sip.
[18:20] Yusha
    Delicious!
[18:22] Yusha
    I was just getting thirsty, too.
[18:24] Yusha
    Thanks, Rona-chan.
[18:27] Rona
    I've always admired the Hero,
    ever since I was little.
[18:32] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:36] Rona
    My heart raced with exciting thoughts
    of the Hero's adventures,
[18:39] ---
    and I always thought to myself,
[18:42] Rona
    what if the real Hero were to appear?
[18:48] Rona
    And I dreamed of one day
    becoming the Hero's bride.
[18:52] Rona
    I can't believe that I actually
    get to meet the Hero like this!
[18:57] Yusha
    But we're both women, you know.
[19:00] Rona
    That's a trifling matter in the face of love.
[19:02] Rona
    The law is something I can deal with.
[19:04] Yusha
    Oh...
[19:07] Rona
    Please, will you...
     let me be by your side, Hero?
[19:20] Mao
    My face is all shiny and sticky.
[19:24] Mao
    How can that woman keep up with a
    Demon Lord who's trying her best to run away?
[19:29] Mao
    Oh, this is perfect.
[19:36] Mao
    Wh-What?!
[19:38] Mao
    Wait, this is a...
[19:42] Mao
    They're using a real monster?
[19:44] ---
    Just how big is this princess?
[19:47] Mao
    Well, at least red bulldozers
    are docile monsters,
[19:50] ---
    so long as you don't...
    pull... their... tails...
[20:02] Yusha
    Huh?! What's that? What happened?!
[20:04] Rona
    That's the monster I prepared for the play!
[20:08] Yusha
    Huh?!
[20:14] Yusha
    Sorry, Rona-chan!
[20:15] Yusha
    I need to go for now. We can talk later!
[20:18] Rona
    Please wait!
[20:20] Rona
    My knights are already here,
    and so are the teachers.
[20:24] Rona
    There's no need for you
    to trouble yourself, Hero!
[20:27] Yusha
    Yeah... but I'm still going.
[20:31] Rona
    Because you're the Hero?
[20:34] Yusha
    That's not it... exactly?
[20:38] Yusha
    It's, uh...
[20:42] Yusha
    Because I'm me, I guess!
[20:54] Yusha
    Well, I'm heading out!
[21:02] Rona
    Not because you're the Hero,
[21:06] ---
    but because it's who you are?
[21:09] Rona
    Huh?
[21:10] Rona
    Huh?
[21:12] Rona
    What?
[21:15] Rona
    What...
[21:29] Mao
    Well, in short, we have a transfer student.
[21:33] Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[21:35] Rona
    Yes! I'm the Hero's Rona!
[21:41] Rona
    I hope we'll all get along.
[21:45] Rona
    You too, Mao-sama.
     I hope we get along well, too.
[21:49] Rona
    This is but another fate
    laid forth by the world.
[21:54] Mao
    This girl really does...
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