E3 - Quest Practical!

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[00:02] Yusha
    Tomorrow's finally the day
    of our quest practical!
[00:05] Fai
    Uh-huh! I can't wait!
[00:07] Fai
    Adventuring is all about quests!
[00:10] Yusha
    A Hero's someone who does lots of quests
    and helps all kinds of people, too!
[00:15] Seira
    This is just a part of our lessons,
[00:17] Seira
    so I'm sure we'll only be
    given very basic quests.
[00:20] Mei
    What kind of quest do you want
     to take on, Yusha-san?
[00:23] Yusha
    Well, when you think of Heroes,
[00:27] Yusha
    you think of dragon-slaying!
[00:29] Seira
    Sure, and at our current level,
     we'd all be wiped out within five seconds.
[00:34] Seira
    I told you, they'll just be basic quests.
[00:37] Yusha
    Then what kind of quest would you all like?
[00:40] Fai
    Well...
[00:41] Fai
    Oh! A quest to eat lots of yummy things!
[00:45] Mei
    A quest from someone who wants
    us to get some rare Cartado!
[00:49] Seira
    There's no quest like that.
[00:52] Fai
    Then what kind of quest
    would you like, Sei-chan?
[00:55] Seira
    Huh? Well...
[00:59] Seira
    Oh!
[01:00] Seira
    Something like a quest to stop
    a rampaging horned gorilla!
[01:03] Yusha
    Uh, you mean a horned gorilla slaying?
[01:06] Seira
    No, not to slay one.
[01:09] Seira
    A quest to persuade and soothe one.
[01:13] Fai
    Like you do with a person
    holding up a building?
[01:15] Mei
    When you tell them,
    "You're making your mother cry"?
[01:19] Seira
    Yeah.
[01:20] Seira
    Then the horned gorilla would return
    to his home thanks to our persuasion,
[01:24] Seira
    and the horned gorilla I persuaded
[01:26] ---
    would secretly be a candidate
    for the horned gorilla king,
[01:29] ---
    caught up in a battle for
    power between factions.
[01:32] Seira
    But then I'd go back with
    the contender for the throne
[01:35] ---
    and aid him in his battle to fight
    corruption in the horned gorilla world.
[01:38] Seira
    But then his long-lost brother, the former
    king's illegitimate son, would appear
[01:42] ---
    and claim he was the rightful heir to
    the throne, and take over the kingdom!
[01:46] Seira
    After being driven out of the kingdom,
[01:48] ---
    we'd go searching throughout their
    hidden land of Horned Gonglia
[01:51] ---
    for the legendary, sacred sword Exgorilla,
[01:54] Seira
    but along the way,
     we'd be caught in a twister.
[01:56] ---
    Our cart would be launched into
    the land of Goth in another world,
[01:59] ---
    where we'd meet the
    Horned Gorilla Witch of the West...
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 3
    Quest Practical!
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[03:41] Yusha
    It's awesome that we get to accept
    a quest from a real guild!
[03:45] Fai
    I wonder what kind of quest it'll be.
[03:47] Seira
    Still, it's just a practical quest,
     so I'm sure it's just,
[03:50] Seira
    "Go to the next town over
    and buy some things for me,"
[03:53] Seira
    or "Go deliver this message to the next
    town over," or something like that.
[03:58] Receptionist
    So, the quest we have for you is,
[04:01] Receptionist
    "Go obtain the whisker of a flying ocean
    sunfish from the shores of Star Coral."
[04:05] Warrior
    Okay!
[04:07] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain the fruit
     of a wind piper from Black Elm Forest."
[04:12] Monk
    Right!
[04:14] Yusha
    They sound pretty good to me!
[04:16] Seira
    Maybe we can get our hopes up.
[04:17] Mei
    There's no horned gorilla quest.
[04:20] Seira
    I know!
[04:22] Yusha
    Now us, please!
[04:25] Receptionist
    A party of just women? That's unusual.
[04:29] Receptionist
    You're a Priest, you're a Warrior,
    and you're a Mage, I see.
[04:34] Receptionist
    And you are?
[04:36] Yusha
    A Hero!
[04:37] Receptionist
    Ah, right. There are some people like that.
[04:40] Yusha
    D'oh!
[04:42] Fai
    Don't worry!
[04:43] Fai
    Even if you're not a Hero,
     you're still Yusha!
SIGN    Smug
[04:47] Mei
    Either way, Yu shine!
[04:49] Yusha
    That wasn't a very good pun.
[04:51] Mei
    So that's when you give it to me straight...
[04:54] Receptionist
    Okay, I'll tell you your quest now.
[04:57] Receptionist
    Your quest is...
[04:59] Receptionist
    "Find a cat."
[05:09] Receptionist
    Oh, you've found him?
[05:11] Receptionist
    Good job.
[05:13] Receptionist
    Here's your reward.
[05:15] Receptionist
    There's still more to the practical,
[05:18] ---
    so work hard again tomorrow.
[05:24] Seira
    Is looking for cats really
    something adventurers do?
[05:27] Mei
    "Quest" means searching for something,
    so they're not wrong in that respect.
[05:32] Fai
    Now that you mention it, adventurers
    are always out looking for something.
[05:36] Fai
    Searching for treasures,
     searching for captured princesses,
[05:39] ---
    searching for legendary monsters...
[05:41] Mei
    Adventurers aren't so much professional
    combatants as professional seekers, I guess.
[05:46] Fai
    Yeah.
[05:47] Yusha
    So the next time we lose our room keys,
    we can ask adventurers to find them!
[05:52] Seira
    Except we're those adventurers.
[05:55] Yusha
    What?! Then we'd have to find them ourselves?
[05:58] Fai
    Then once we become adventurers,
     it won't be eating lots of yummy food,
[06:02] Fai
    but just a bunch of "Find this food" quests?
[06:05] Seira
    Yeah, that's much more likely.
[06:08] Fai
    That's awful!
[06:09] Fai
    If I find something yummy, I want to eat it!
[06:12] Yusha
    I get that!
[06:13] Yusha
    When I find yummy bread in Seira-chan's
    bag, I can't help but eat it!
[06:16] Fai
    Yeah, exactly!
[06:18] Seira
    No, you don't! You two eat too much!
[06:20] Both
    What?!
[06:22] Seira
    Oh, come on.
[06:24] Seira
    Even Mei wouldn't wear Cartado
     she just picked up off the ground.
[06:27] Mei
    I wouldn't.
[06:28] Fai
    What if it was a rare one?
[06:31] Mei
    I wouldn't.
[06:33] Seira
    What was that pause for?
[06:34] Fai
    I get it, Sei-chan.
[06:36] Fai
    Even if we get a quest to find
    something delicious, I won't eat it.
[06:42] Seira
    You're crying over this?
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[06:51] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain a fire lizard's
    egg from Red Ice Mountain."
[06:57] Warrior
    All right!
[06:58] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain the oil of a
    mica frog from the Pond of Poison Mist."
[07:05] Warrior
    Understood!
[07:06] Yusha
    So, I wonder what quest we'll get today.
[07:09] Seira
    I don't care, as long as it's not a quest
     to find something delicious.
[07:15] Fai
    I can h-hold myself back!
[07:20] Yusha
    Now us, please!
[07:22] Receptionist
    Oh, it's you four.
[07:24] Yusha
    Yeah!
[07:25] Receptionist
    All right, I hope you get
    an interesting quest.
[07:29] Receptionist
    Let's see...
[07:31] Receptionist
    Your quest is...
[07:34] ---
    "Find a cat."
[07:35] All
    What?!
[07:37] Seira
    Um, could you give us a different one?
[07:40] Receptionist
    Nope. You don't get to choose
    your quests during the practical.
[07:44] Receptionist
    We're supposed to assign them at random.
[07:47] Seira
    But that's twice in a row
     we've had to find a cat.
[07:50] Receptionist
    If you don't like it, you can drop out.
[07:53] Fai
    We don't want to drop out.
[07:56] Yusha
    I know!
[07:57] Yusha
    Let's take on an additional quest!
[07:59] Yusha
    We took care of finding a cat yesterday,
[08:01] ---
    so we can finish it up quickly!
[08:03] Fai
    I get it!
[08:04] Seira
    Huh? Are you sure?
[08:11] Yusha
    It's kind of incredible that we pulled
    "Find a cat" five times in a row.
[08:15] Fai
    Seriously.
[08:16] Seira
    I wonder why we didn't stop
    after the third one.
[08:20] Mei
    Uh-huh, that's just how it goes.
[08:23] Yusha
    At this point, we just have to do it!
[08:30] Receptionist
    Oh! You found all five!
[08:33] Receptionist
    Good job.
[08:34] Receptionist
    Here's your reward.
[08:36] Receptionist
    Work hard again tomorrow!
[08:42] Mei
    Today was tough.
[08:45] Yusha
    But you know, I think we've gotten
    the hang of finding cats now!
[08:49] Fai
    Yeah!
[08:50] Fai
    If we keep this up, we could
    probably find cats professionally!
[08:54] Yusha
    Oh! That might be nice!
[08:55] Yusha
    We'd know right away when
    cute kitties are in the area!
[08:59] Seira
    Hey, hey, hey!
[09:00] Seira
    We're still the Hero's Party,
     one way or another.
[09:03] Seira
    Once the Demon Lord revives, how can we
    fight him if we're professional cat finders?
[09:07] Yusha
    Um, well...
SIGN    Demon Lord
SIGN    Me
[09:12] Demon Lord
    Bow before my power!
[09:15] Yusha
    Go now, the cutest kitties
    I could find and collect!
[09:22] Demon Lord
    Oh, what cute kitties you are!
[09:26] Yusha
    How's that, Demon Lord?!
[09:27] Yusha
    If you continue to do evil,
     I'm taking all these kitties home!
[09:30] Demon Lord
    What?
[09:31] Demon Lord
    Don't do that!
[09:33] Demon Lord
    I can't live without these kitties anymore!
SIGN    I'll forgive you.
SIGN    Me
[09:36] Yusha
    Then you won't do evil anymore, will you?!
[09:38] Demon Lord
    I won't do anything evil anymore!
[09:41] Yusha
    And all live happily ever after!
[09:44] Yusha
    Like that!
[09:46] Seira
    That certainly sounds peaceful.
[09:48] Fai
    That'd be great!
[09:50] Yusha
    Right?
[09:51] Mei
    Then I'll need to gather up all
    the Cartado dealing with cats.
[09:55] Seira
    Those exist?
SIGN    Adventurer's Guild
[10:00] Yusha
    Hello!
[10:02] Receptionist
    Oh, it's you four.
[10:04] Yusha
    So, what type of cat are we looking for today?
[10:07] Fair
    Calico? Spotted? Bring it on!
[10:10] Seira
    We're used to it after six times.
[10:12] Mei
    I did some research yesterday and
    found a Cartado with a catnip spell!
[10:16] Seira
    There really was one?
[10:19] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain moonlight
    moss from Silver Bone Cave."
[10:26] Yusha
    Uh... That's a long name for a cat.
[10:29] Receptionist
    It's not a cat!
[10:31] Receptionist
    Your quest is, "Go obtain moonlight
    moss from Silver Bone Cave."
[10:36] Yusha
    You mean...
[10:38] Fai
    Is it really...
[10:39] Mei
    Could it be...
[10:41] Seira
    We're not looking for a cat?
[10:43] Receptionist
    Exactly.
[10:46] All
    H-Hooray!
[10:50] Yusha
    The Silver Bone Cave, huh?
[10:52] Yusha
    Where was that again?
[10:53] Seira
    If I recall, it's about two hours south of here.
[10:58] Fai
    Oh, that's pretty far.
[11:00] Mei
    We'll need to equip ourselves first.
[11:02] Yusha
    Oh, should I bring our barbecue set?
[11:04] Seira
    What are you talking about?
[11:07] Seira
    We're not going there to have fun.
[11:15] Yusha
    What's the matter?
[11:18] Girl
    Michael's gone.
[11:21] Yusha
    Michael?
[11:22] Girl
    My cat. He's all white, with
    black on just the tip of his tail.
[11:26] Yusha
    Huh?
[11:27] Girl
    He's been with me since the day I was born,
[11:29] Girl
    but when I woke up this
    morning, he was gone.
[11:32] Girl
    I don't know where he is...
[11:39] Yusha
    All right! We'll go find him for you!
[11:42] Girl
    What? Really?
[11:43] Seira
    What? Really?
[11:45] Yusha
    Is that okay?
[11:50] Seira
    Don't worry.
[11:51] Seira
    We're professional cat finders.
[11:54] Fai
    We found five just yesterday!
[11:57] Mei
    I have my catnip Cartado, too.
[12:00] Yusha
    Everyone...
[12:01] Seira
    We'll find Michael-chan for you,
     so don't worry.
[12:06] Girl
    Thank you!
[12:08] Yusha
    Leave it to us!
[12:11] Fai
    ENDRO!
[12:18] Yusha
    I'm sorry. We wound up
    looking for a cat anyway.
[12:21] Seira
    What are you saying?
[12:23] Seira
    A Hero is someone who helps people in need.
[12:26] Seira
    That was for the best.
[12:27] Fair
    Oh! You praised her for once!
[12:29] Seira
    It's not as if I hate her.
[12:33] ---
    I praise her when I think she's done good.
[12:35] Yusha
    I-I love you too, Seira-chan!
[12:38] Fai
    I love you too, Sei-chan!
[12:40] Mei
    Me, too!
[12:41] Seira
    Why are you two jumping on the bandwagon?
[12:43] Fai
    I didn't want to lose to her.
[12:45] Mei
    Same!
[12:47] Seira
    More importantly, we need to find the cat.
[12:50] Seira
    Come on, let's hurry up!
[12:52] All
    Right!
[13:03] Yusha
    You think Michael-chan
     is really in a place like this?
[13:06] Seira
    The people in town said they saw one
     that matched his description in this area.
[13:11] Fai
    Apparently, when a cat enters
    another's territory,
[13:14] ---
    they get chased around and driven
    farther and farther away.
[13:17] Mei
    At this point, he's more than lost.
    He's on a journey.
[13:21] Yusha
    This monster's incredibly slow.
[13:24] Fai
    This'll be easy!
[13:25] Yusha
    All right.
[13:35] Fai
    Huh? We won.
[13:37] Yusha
    We did it!
[13:39] Yusha
    A treasure chest!
[13:42] Yusha
    Oh, more grass.
[13:44] Seira
    It's a medicinal herb.
[13:45] Fai
    These aren't very yummy, either.
[13:48] Seira
    Because they're medicine, not food.
[13:51] Mei
    Oh. The sun's already setting.
[13:53] Seira
    You're right. Should we head
    back to town for the day?
[13:58] Yusha
    Since we're here, let's camp out!
[14:06] Yusha
    Who would have thought we'd be
    camping out while looking for a cat?
[14:09] Seira
    Seriously.
[14:10] Fai
    But this feels more like adventuring!
[14:13] Fai
    It's making me excited!
[14:17] Fai
    Oh, my.
[14:18] Yusha
    Well, shall we make dinner?
[14:20] Fai
    Yay! Food, food!
[14:29] Seira
    Huh?
[14:31] Yusha
    You were in charge of our provisions,
    weren't you, Seira-chan?
[14:34] Seira
    That's not right.
[14:36] Fai
    Oh, I get it!
[14:37] Fai
    You're going out hunting now
    to bring us back some fresh meat!
[14:41] Yusha
    That's incredible!
[14:42] Seira
    Huh?!
[14:43] Seira
    N-N-N-No way, no way, no way, no way!
[14:45] Seira
    It's already night, and I can't see very well!
[14:47] Seira
    Besides, I'm not that good with a bow, either!
[14:50] Mei
    That reminds me. You always use a hammer,
     even though you're an elf.
[14:54] Seira
    Yes, that's right!
[14:55] Yusha
    Huh? Then why did you bring
    a bow instead of food?
[15:00] Seira
    I just brought the wrong thing by mistake.
[15:03] Both
    What?!
[15:04] Seira
    I'm sorry.
[15:05] Fai
    We have no food?
[15:08] Seira
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[15:10] Seira
    I'll go back right now and get food for us!
[15:12] Seira
    Uh, I should make it by dawn...
[15:14] Fai
    No way.
[15:15] Fai
    I won't last that long.
[15:17] Fai
    The thought of having no food to eat
    is making me even more hungry.
[15:21] Seira
    Wait! Wait, Fai!
[15:22] Seira
    Oh, Mei!
[15:23] Seira
    You showed me an "Imperial Feast"
    Cartado the other day, right?
[15:26] Seira
    Do you have that with you?!
[15:27] Mei
    I do.
[15:28] Seira
    Use it right now!
[15:30] Mei
    I can't.
[15:31] Seira
    Huh?! Why not?
[15:32] Yusha
    Did you forget to fill up your mana?
[15:35] Mei
    No, it's a legendary rare
    that's way beyond just rare,
[15:38] ---
    so I want to preserve it unused.
[15:40] Both
    What?!
[15:41] Fai
    I'm so... hungry...
[15:45] Fai
    I'm starving!
[15:54] Seira
    Can I take this off?
[15:56] Mei
    Not until Yusha-san comes
    back from town with food.
[16:01] Seira
    Um, could you please use
    your "Imperial Feast" for us?
[16:06] Mei
    I'd rather fall into the swirling
    miasma of a dark world,
[16:09] Mei
    turn the entire world against me,
[16:11] Mei
    and start a bloody war that
    may never end than use it.
[16:15] Seira
    Right...
[16:18] Seira
    Augh! Yusha, hurry back!
[16:31] Seira
    I'll never forget our food again.
[16:35] Fai
    I don't remember anything from
    last night. Did something happen?
[16:38] Yusha
    Oh, I can see a tower!
[16:41] Seira
    That must be the tower
    the townsfolk mentioned.
[16:44] Mei
    Michael-san has gotten himself
    lost in an incredible place.
[16:48] Fai
    But isn't this something you'd
    see on a real adventure?
[16:51] Mei
    Yeah.
[16:52] Yusha
    All right, off to adventure!
[16:55] Fai
    Yeah!
[16:56] Seira
    Hey, wait!
[16:57] Mei
    You're getting too excited.
[17:05] Towerman
    Welcome, travelers.
[17:07] Towerman
    This is Red Spider Tower.
[17:13] Seira
    Um, have you seen a white cat?
[17:16] Seira
    One with black on just the tip of his tail?
[17:19] Towerman
    Yes, I saw a cat with such a pattern
     on the top floor of this tower.
[17:24] Seira
    R-Really?
[17:27] Seira
    Thank you very much.
[17:31] Yusha
    Why do you think that guy was
    standing out here the whole time?
[17:35] Fai
    That must be his job.
[17:37] Yusha
    Oh. Well, we should be grateful.
[17:47] Seira
    I see what looks like traps scattered about,
[17:49] Seira
    and it sounds like there are monsters inside.
[17:52] Seira
    It's probably going to be difficult
    to reach the top floor.
[17:56] Fai
    But that regular-looking guy at the entrance
    said he'd been to the top floor,
[18:01] ---
    so maybe it's easier than we think.
[18:03] Seira
    Y-You think so?
[18:05] Seira
    But it doesn't hurt to be careful,
     so keep your guard up.
[18:08] Yusha
    I know!
[18:12] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:14] Yusha
    Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[18:16] Seira
    Yusha?!
[18:19] Seira
    Hey, are you okay?!
[18:21] Yusha
    I-I'm fine.
[18:24] Yusha
    Huh?
[18:25] Yusha
    Do these stairs...
[18:29] Mei
    Search Cartado.
[18:33] Mei
    It would seem these stairs go
    all the way to the top floor.
[18:36] Mei
    Looks like there aren't any traps on them.
[18:38] Yusha
    Yay! Lucky us!
[18:40] Seira
    You really do have a Hero's
    talent for things like this.
[18:51] Yusha
    Oh, we're here!
[18:52] Fai
    I'm pretty worn out.
[18:55] Seira
    Be careful!
[18:56] Seira
    There's something here!
[18:57] Mei
    So that's the boss of this tower, huh?
[19:01] Yusha
    All right, everyone!
[19:03] Yusha
    Let's go!
[19:09] Yusha
    Huh?
[19:10] Yusha
    This guy's just a color variant of the
    monster we easily took out yesterday.
[19:14] Fai
    Oh, then this'll be easy!
[19:16] Fai
    Let's go!
[19:17] Seira
    Wait!
[19:19] Fai
    Easy peasy!
[19:21] Yusha
    Huh?! It's fast?!
[19:24] Seira
    Watch out!
[19:26] Mei
    Even when monsters share the same form,
[19:28] Mei
    if their colors differ, their strength
    levels are completely different, too!
[19:31] Fai
    I didn't know that.
[19:33] Yusha
    I see...
[19:34] Yusha
    Then let's be careful with it, everyone!
[19:37] All
    Yeah!
[19:40] Fai
    Bam Bam Punch!
[19:41] Mei
    Magic Arrow!
[19:52] Yusha
    Yes! We won!
[19:53] Fai
    He was really strong.
[19:55] Seira
    I'm pooped.
[19:57] Mei
    I even sank a rare Cartado on him.
[20:03] Yusha
    It's Michael!
[20:04] Seira
    He's way up there?
[20:08] Yusha
    How do we rescue him?
[20:13] Yusha
    I can't reach him.
[20:15] Fai
    All right!
[20:19] Fai
    Nope...
[20:21] Mei
    I don't have any more Cartado I can use.
[20:24] Yusha
    What do we do?
[20:28] Seira
    I guess I must.
[20:36] Yusha
    Right!
[20:37] Yusha
    A bow could cut through those threads!
[20:39] Fai
    Huh? But I thought you weren't
    very good with a bow.
[20:43] Seira
    That was a lie.
[20:44] Seira
    The truth is I can't use a bow
    because my eyesight is bad.
[20:47] Seira
    I spent so much time reading books that I wound up nearsighted.
[20:53] Yusha
    Hooray!
[20:57] Yusha
    Seira-chan, you're incredible!
[20:59] Fai
    If you're that good,
[21:00] ---
    why don't just wear glasses
    all the time and be an archer?
[21:03] Seira
    Absolutely not!
[21:05] Yusha
    Why not?
[21:06] Seira
    Because people would think I'm a bookworm.
[21:13] Seira
    Hey! Why are you laughing?!
[21:21] Yusha
    Here.
[21:23] Girl
    Michael!
[21:26] Girl
    I'm so glad!
[21:27] Girl
    Thank you, ladies!
[21:30] Yusha
    You're welcome!
[21:32] Girl
    Well, bye!
[21:35] Girl
    Thank you!
[21:41] Yusha
    We went through a lot,
    but quests are fun, huh?
[21:44] Fai
    Yeah!
[21:46] Mei
    They're not bad.
[21:47] Seira
    Wait, no!
[21:49] All
    Huh?
[21:50] Seira
    This wasn't a quest!
[21:54] Yusha
    The Silver Bone moss!
[21:56] Fai
    We forgot about our real quest!
[21:58] Mei
    This is bad!
[21:59] Yusha
    Oh, no!
[22:01] Yusha
    Let's hurry!
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