# E3 - Quest Practical!
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**[00:02] Yusha**
Tomorrow's finally the day
of our quest practical!
**[00:05] Fai**
Uh-huh! I can't wait!
**[00:07] Fai**
Adventuring is all about quests!
**[00:10] Yusha**
A Hero's someone who does lots of quests
and helps all kinds of people, too!
**[00:15] Seira**
This is just a part of our lessons,
**[00:17] Seira**
so I'm sure we'll only be
given very basic quests.
**[00:20] Mei**
What kind of quest do you want
to take on, Yusha-san?
**[00:23] Yusha**
Well, when you think of Heroes,
**[00:27] Yusha**
you think of dragon-slaying!
**[00:29] Seira**
Sure, and at our current level,
we'd all be wiped out within five seconds.
**[00:34] Seira**
I told you, they'll just be basic quests.
**[00:37] Yusha**
Then what kind of quest would you all like?
**[00:40] Fai**
Well...
**[00:41] Fai**
Oh! A quest to eat lots of yummy things!
**[00:45] Mei**
A quest from someone who wants
us to get some rare Cartado!
**[00:49] Seira**
There's no quest like that.
**[00:52] Fai**
Then what kind of quest
would you like, Sei-chan?
**[00:55] Seira**
Huh? Well...
**[00:59] Seira**
Oh!
**[01:00] Seira**
Something like a quest to stop
a rampaging horned gorilla!
**[01:03] Yusha**
Uh, you mean a horned gorilla slaying?
**[01:06] Seira**
No, not to slay one.
**[01:09] Seira**
A quest to persuade and soothe one.
**[01:13] Fai**
Like you do with a person
holding up a building?
**[01:15] Mei**
When you tell them,
"You're making your mother cry"?
**[01:19] Seira**
Yeah.
**[01:20] Seira**
Then the horned gorilla would return
to his home thanks to our persuasion,
**[01:24] Seira**
and the horned gorilla I persuaded
**[01:26] ---**
would secretly be a candidate
for the horned gorilla king,
**[01:29] ---**
caught up in a battle for
power between factions.
**[01:32] Seira**
But then I'd go back with
the contender for the throne
**[01:35] ---**
and aid him in his battle to fight
corruption in the horned gorilla world.
**[01:38] Seira**
But then his long-lost brother, the former
king's illegitimate son, would appear
**[01:42] ---**
and claim he was the rightful heir to
the throne, and take over the kingdom!
**[01:46] Seira**
After being driven out of the kingdom,
**[01:48] ---**
we'd go searching throughout their
hidden land of Horned Gonglia
**[01:51] ---**
for the legendary, sacred sword Exgorilla,
**[01:54] Seira**
but along the way,
we'd be caught in a twister.
**[01:56] ---**
Our cart would be launched into
the land of Goth in another world,
**[01:59] ---**
where we'd meet the
Horned Gorilla Witch of the West...
***SIGN*** Endro!
***SIGN*** Roll 3
Quest Practical!
***SIGN*** Adventurer's Guild
**[03:41] Yusha**
It's awesome that we get to accept
a quest from a real guild!
**[03:45] Fai**
I wonder what kind of quest it'll be.
**[03:47] Seira**
Still, it's just a practical quest,
so I'm sure it's just,
**[03:50] Seira**
"Go to the next town over
and buy some things for me,"
**[03:53] Seira**
or "Go deliver this message to the next
town over," or something like that.
**[03:58] Receptionist**
So, the quest we have for you is,
**[04:01] Receptionist**
"Go obtain the whisker of a flying ocean
sunfish from the shores of Star Coral."
**[04:05] Warrior**
Okay!
**[04:07] Receptionist**
Your quest is, "Go obtain the fruit
of a wind piper from Black Elm Forest."
**[04:12] Monk**
Right!
**[04:14] Yusha**
They sound pretty good to me!
**[04:16] Seira**
Maybe we can get our hopes up.
**[04:17] Mei**
There's no horned gorilla quest.
**[04:20] Seira**
I know!
**[04:22] Yusha**
Now us, please!
**[04:25] Receptionist**
A party of just women? That's unusual.
**[04:29] Receptionist**
You're a Priest, you're a Warrior,
and you're a Mage, I see.
**[04:34] Receptionist**
And you are?
**[04:36] Yusha**
A Hero!
**[04:37] Receptionist**
Ah, right. There *are* some people like that.
**[04:40] Yusha**
D'oh!
**[04:42] Fai**
Don't worry!
**[04:43] Fai**
Even if you're not a Hero,
you're still Yusha!
***SIGN*** Smug
**[04:47] Mei**
Either way, Yu shine!
**[04:49] Yusha**
That wasn't a very good pun.
**[04:51] Mei**
So that's when you give it to me straight...
**[04:54] Receptionist**
Okay, I'll tell you your quest now.
**[04:57] Receptionist**
Your quest is...
**[04:59] Receptionist**
"Find a cat."
**[05:09] Receptionist**
Oh, you've found him?
**[05:11] Receptionist**
Good job.
**[05:13] Receptionist**
Here's your reward.
**[05:15] Receptionist**
There's still more to the practical,
**[05:18] ---**
so work hard again tomorrow.
**[05:24] Seira**
Is looking for cats really
something adventurers do?
**[05:27] Mei**
"Quest" means searching for something,
so they're not wrong in that respect.
**[05:32] Fai**
Now that you mention it, adventurers
are always out looking for something.
**[05:36] Fai**
Searching for treasures,
searching for captured princesses,
**[05:39] ---**
searching for legendary monsters...
**[05:41] Mei**
Adventurers aren't so much professional
combatants as professional seekers, I guess.
**[05:46] Fai**
Yeah.
**[05:47] Yusha**
So the next time we lose our room keys,
we can ask adventurers to find them!
**[05:52] Seira**
Except we're those adventurers.
**[05:55] Yusha**
What?! Then we'd have to find them ourselves?
**[05:58] Fai**
Then once we become adventurers,
it won't be eating lots of yummy food,
**[06:02] Fai**
but just a bunch of "Find this food" quests?
**[06:05] Seira**
Yeah, that's much more likely.
**[06:08] Fai**
That's awful!
**[06:09] Fai**
If I find something yummy, I want to eat it!
**[06:12] Yusha**
I get that!
**[06:13] Yusha**
When I find yummy bread in Seira-chan's
bag, I can't help but eat it!
**[06:16] Fai**
Yeah, exactly!
**[06:18] Seira**
No, you don't! You two eat too much!
**[06:20] Both**
What?!
**[06:22] Seira**
Oh, come on.
**[06:24] Seira**
Even Mei wouldn't wear Cartado
she just picked up off the ground.
**[06:27] Mei**
I wouldn't.
**[06:28] Fai**
What if it was a rare one?
**[06:31] Mei**
I wouldn't.
**[06:33] Seira**
What was that pause for?
**[06:34] Fai**
I get it, Sei-chan.
**[06:36] Fai**
Even if we get a quest to find
something delicious, I won't eat it.
**[06:42] Seira**
You're crying over this?
***SIGN*** Adventurer's Guild
**[06:51] Receptionist**
Your quest is, "Go obtain a fire lizard's
egg from Red Ice Mountain."
**[06:57] Warrior**
All right!
**[06:58] Receptionist**
Your quest is, "Go obtain the oil of a
mica frog from the Pond of Poison Mist."
**[07:05] Warrior**
Understood!
**[07:06] Yusha**
So, I wonder what quest we'll get today.
**[07:09] Seira**
I don't care, as long as it's not a quest
to find something delicious.
**[07:15] Fai**
I can h-hold myself back!
**[07:20] Yusha**
Now us, please!
**[07:22] Receptionist**
Oh, it's you four.
**[07:24] Yusha**
Yeah!
**[07:25] Receptionist**
All right, I hope you get
an interesting quest.
**[07:29] Receptionist**
Let's see...
**[07:31] Receptionist**
Your quest is...
**[07:34] ---**
"Find a cat."
**[07:35] All**
What?!
**[07:37] Seira**
Um, could you give us a different one?
**[07:40] Receptionist**
Nope. You don't get to choose
your quests during the practical.
**[07:44] Receptionist**
We're supposed to assign them at random.
**[07:47] Seira**
But that's twice in a row
we've had to find a cat.
**[07:50] Receptionist**
If you don't like it, you can drop out.
**[07:53] Fai**
We don't want to drop out.
**[07:56] Yusha**
I know!
**[07:57] Yusha**
Let's take on an additional quest!
**[07:59] Yusha**
We took care of finding a cat yesterday,
**[08:01] ---**
so we can finish it up quickly!
**[08:03] Fai**
I get it!
**[08:04] Seira**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[08:11] Yusha**
It's kind of incredible that we pulled
"Find a cat" five times in a row.
**[08:15] Fai**
Seriously.
**[08:16] Seira**
I wonder why we didn't stop
after the third one.
**[08:20] Mei**
Uh-huh, that's just how it goes.
**[08:23] Yusha**
At this point, we just have to do it!
**[08:30] Receptionist**
Oh! You found all five!
**[08:33] Receptionist**
Good job.
**[08:34] Receptionist**
Here's your reward.
**[08:36] Receptionist**
Work hard again tomorrow!
**[08:42] Mei**
Today was tough.
**[08:45] Yusha**
But you know, I think we've gotten
the hang of finding cats now!
**[08:49] Fai**
Yeah!
**[08:50] Fai**
If we keep this up, we could
probably find cats professionally!
**[08:54] Yusha**
Oh! That might be nice!
**[08:55] Yusha**
We'd know right away when
cute kitties are in the area!
**[08:59] Seira**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[09:00] Seira**
We're still the Hero's Party,
one way or another.
**[09:03] Seira**
Once the Demon Lord revives, how can we
fight him if we're professional cat finders?
**[09:07] Yusha**
Um, well...
***SIGN*** Demon Lord
***SIGN*** Me
**[09:12] Demon Lord**
Bow before my power!
**[09:15] Yusha**
Go now, the cutest kitties
I could find and collect!
**[09:22] Demon Lord**
Oh, what cute kitties you are!
**[09:26] Yusha**
How's that, Demon Lord?!
**[09:27] Yusha**
If you continue to do evil,
I'm taking all these kitties home!
**[09:30] Demon Lord**
What?
**[09:31] Demon Lord**
Don't do that!
**[09:33] Demon Lord**
I can't live without these kitties anymore!
***SIGN*** I'll forgive you.
***SIGN*** Me
**[09:36] Yusha**
Then you won't do evil anymore, will you?!
**[09:38] Demon Lord**
I won't do anything evil anymore!
**[09:41] Yusha**
And all live happily ever after!
**[09:44] Yusha**
Like that!
**[09:46] Seira**
That certainly sounds peaceful.
**[09:48] Fai**
That'd be great!
**[09:50] Yusha**
Right?
**[09:51] Mei**
Then I'll need to gather up all
the Cartado dealing with cats.
**[09:55] Seira**
Those exist?
***SIGN*** Adventurer's Guild
**[10:00] Yusha**
Hello!
**[10:02] Receptionist**
Oh, it's you four.
**[10:04] Yusha**
So, what type of cat are we looking for today?
**[10:07] Fair**
Calico? Spotted? Bring it on!
**[10:10] Seira**
We're used to it after six times.
**[10:12] Mei**
I did some research yesterday and
found a Cartado with a catnip spell!
**[10:16] Seira**
There really was one?
**[10:19] Receptionist**
Your quest is, "Go obtain moonlight
moss from Silver Bone Cave."
**[10:26] Yusha**
Uh... That's a long name for a cat.
**[10:29] Receptionist**
It's not a cat!
**[10:31] Receptionist**
Your quest is, "Go obtain moonlight
moss from Silver Bone Cave."
**[10:36] Yusha**
You mean...
**[10:38] Fai**
Is it really...
**[10:39] Mei**
Could it be...
**[10:41] Seira**
We're not looking for a cat?
**[10:43] Receptionist**
Exactly.
**[10:46] All**
H-Hooray!
**[10:50] Yusha**
The Silver Bone Cave, huh?
**[10:52] Yusha**
Where was that again?
**[10:53] Seira**
If I recall, it's about two hours south of here.
**[10:58] Fai**
Oh, that's pretty far.
**[11:00] Mei**
We'll need to equip ourselves first.
**[11:02] Yusha**
Oh, should I bring our barbecue set?
**[11:04] Seira**
What are you talking about?
**[11:07] Seira**
We're not going there to have fun.
**[11:15] Yusha**
What's the matter?
**[11:18] Girl**
Michael's gone.
**[11:21] Yusha**
Michael?
**[11:22] Girl**
My cat. He's all white, with
black on just the tip of his tail.
**[11:26] Yusha**
Huh?
**[11:27] Girl**
He's been with me since the day I was born,
**[11:29] Girl**
but when I woke up this
morning, he was gone.
**[11:32] Girl**
I don't know where he is...
**[11:39] Yusha**
All right! We'll go find him for you!
**[11:42] Girl**
What? Really?
**[11:43] Seira**
What? Really?
**[11:45] Yusha**
Is that okay?
**[11:50] Seira**
Don't worry.
**[11:51] Seira**
We're professional cat finders.
**[11:54] Fai**
We found five just yesterday!
**[11:57] Mei**
I have my catnip Cartado, too.
**[12:00] Yusha**
Everyone...
**[12:01] Seira**
We'll find Michael-chan for you,
so don't worry.
**[12:06] Girl**
Thank you!
**[12:08] Yusha**
Leave it to us!
**[12:11] Fai**
*ENDRO!*
**[12:18] Yusha**
I'm sorry. We wound up
looking for a cat anyway.
**[12:21] Seira**
What are you saying?
**[12:23] Seira**
A Hero is someone who helps people in need.
**[12:26] Seira**
That was for the best.
**[12:27] Fair**
Oh! You praised her for once!
**[12:29] Seira**
It's not as if I hate her.
**[12:33] ---**
I praise her when I think she's done good.
**[12:35] Yusha**
I-I love you too, Seira-chan!
**[12:38] Fai**
I love you too, Sei-chan!
**[12:40] Mei**
Me, too!
**[12:41] Seira**
Why are you two jumping on the bandwagon?
**[12:43] Fai**
I didn't want to lose to her.
**[12:45] Mei**
Same!
**[12:47] Seira**
More importantly, we need to find the cat.
**[12:50] Seira**
Come on, let's hurry up!
**[12:52] All**
Right!
**[13:03] Yusha**
You think Michael-chan
is really in a place like this?
**[13:06] Seira**
The people in town said they saw one
that matched his description in this area.
**[13:11] Fai**
Apparently, when a cat enters
another's territory,
**[13:14] ---**
they get chased around and driven
farther and farther away.
**[13:17] Mei**
At this point, he's more than lost.
He's on a journey.
**[13:21] Yusha**
This monster's incredibly slow.
**[13:24] Fai**
This'll be easy!
**[13:25] Yusha**
All right.
**[13:35] Fai**
Huh? We won.
**[13:37] Yusha**
We did it!
**[13:39] Yusha**
A treasure chest!
**[13:42] Yusha**
Oh, more grass.
**[13:44] Seira**
It's a medicinal herb.
**[13:45] Fai**
These aren't very yummy, either.
**[13:48] Seira**
Because they're medicine, not food.
**[13:51] Mei**
Oh. The sun's already setting.
**[13:53] Seira**
You're right. Should we head
back to town for the day?
**[13:58] Yusha**
Since we're here, let's camp out!
**[14:06] Yusha**
Who would have thought we'd be
camping out while looking for a cat?
**[14:09] Seira**
Seriously.
**[14:10] Fai**
But this feels more like adventuring!
**[14:13] Fai**
It's making me excited!
**[14:17] Fai**
Oh, my.
**[14:18] Yusha**
Well, shall we make dinner?
**[14:20] Fai**
Yay! Food, food!
**[14:29] Seira**
Huh?
**[14:31] Yusha**
You were in charge of our provisions,
weren't you, Seira-chan?
**[14:34] Seira**
That's not right.
**[14:36] Fai**
Oh, I get it!
**[14:37] Fai**
You're going out hunting now
to bring us back some fresh meat!
**[14:41] Yusha**
That's incredible!
**[14:42] Seira**
Huh?!
**[14:43] Seira**
N-N-N-No way, no way, no way, no way!
**[14:45] Seira**
It's already night, and I can't see very well!
**[14:47] Seira**
Besides, I'm not that good with a bow, either!
**[14:50] Mei**
That reminds me. You always use a hammer,
even though you're an elf.
**[14:54] Seira**
Yes, that's right!
**[14:55] Yusha**
Huh? Then why did you bring
a bow instead of food?
**[15:00] Seira**
I just brought the wrong thing by mistake.
**[15:03] Both**
What?!
**[15:04] Seira**
I'm sorry.
**[15:05] Fai**
We have no food?
**[15:08] Seira**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:10] Seira**
I'll go back right now and get food for us!
**[15:12] Seira**
Uh, I should make it by dawn...
**[15:14] Fai**
No way.
**[15:15] Fai**
I won't last that long.
**[15:17] Fai**
The thought of having no food to eat
is making me even more hungry.
**[15:21] Seira**
Wait! Wait, Fai!
**[15:22] Seira**
Oh, Mei!
**[15:23] Seira**
You showed me an "Imperial Feast"
Cartado the other day, right?
**[15:26] Seira**
Do you have that with you?!
**[15:27] Mei**
I do.
**[15:28] Seira**
Use it right now!
**[15:30] Mei**
I can't.
**[15:31] Seira**
Huh?! Why not?
**[15:32] Yusha**
Did you forget to fill up your mana?
**[15:35] Mei**
No, it's a legendary rare
that's way beyond just rare,
**[15:38] ---**
so I want to preserve it unused.
**[15:40] Both**
What?!
**[15:41] Fai**
I'm so... hungry...
**[15:45] Fai**
I'm starving!
**[15:54] Seira**
Can I take this off?
**[15:56] Mei**
Not until Yusha-san comes
back from town with food.
**[16:01] Seira**
Um, could you please use
your "Imperial Feast" for us?
**[16:06] Mei**
I'd rather fall into the swirling
miasma of a dark world,
**[16:09] Mei**
turn the entire world against me,
**[16:11] Mei**
and start a bloody war that
may never end than use it.
**[16:15] Seira**
Right...
**[16:18] Seira**
Augh! Yusha, hurry back!
**[16:31] Seira**
I'll never forget our food again.
**[16:35] Fai**
I don't remember anything from
last night. Did something happen?
**[16:38] Yusha**
Oh, I can see a tower!
**[16:41] Seira**
That must be the tower
the townsfolk mentioned.
**[16:44] Mei**
Michael-san has gotten himself
lost in an incredible place.
**[16:48] Fai**
But isn't this something you'd
see on a real adventure?
**[16:51] Mei**
Yeah.
**[16:52] Yusha**
All right, off to adventure!
**[16:55] Fai**
Yeah!
**[16:56] Seira**
Hey, wait!
**[16:57] Mei**
You're getting too excited.
**[17:05] Towerman**
Welcome, travelers.
**[17:07] Towerman**
This is Red Spider Tower.
**[17:13] Seira**
Um, have you seen a white cat?
**[17:16] Seira**
One with black on just the tip of his tail?
**[17:19] Towerman**
Yes, I saw a cat with such a pattern
on the top floor of this tower.
**[17:24] Seira**
R-Really?
**[17:27] Seira**
Thank you very much.
**[17:31] Yusha**
Why do you think that guy was
standing out here the whole time?
**[17:35] Fai**
That must be his job.
**[17:37] Yusha**
Oh. Well, we should be grateful.
**[17:47] Seira**
I see what looks like traps scattered about,
**[17:49] Seira**
and it sounds like there are monsters inside.
**[17:52] Seira**
It's probably going to be difficult
to reach the top floor.
**[17:56] Fai**
But that regular-looking guy at the entrance
said he'd been to the top floor,
**[18:01] ---**
so maybe it's easier than we think.
**[18:03] Seira**
Y-You think so?
**[18:05] Seira**
But it doesn't hurt to be careful,
so keep your guard up.
**[18:08] Yusha**
I know!
**[18:12] Yusha**
Huh?
**[18:14] Yusha**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[18:16] Seira**
Yusha?!
**[18:19] Seira**
Hey, are you okay?!
**[18:21] Yusha**
I-I'm fine.
**[18:24] Yusha**
Huh?
**[18:25] Yusha**
Do these stairs...
**[18:29] Mei**
Search Cartado.
**[18:33] Mei**
It would seem these stairs go
all the way to the top floor.
**[18:36] Mei**
Looks like there aren't any traps on them.
**[18:38] Yusha**
Yay! Lucky us!
**[18:40] Seira**
You really do have a Hero's
talent for things like this.
**[18:51] Yusha**
Oh, we're here!
**[18:52] Fai**
I'm pretty worn out.
**[18:55] Seira**
Be careful!
**[18:56] Seira**
There's something here!
**[18:57] Mei**
So that's the boss of this tower, huh?
**[19:01] Yusha**
All right, everyone!
**[19:03] Yusha**
Let's go!
**[19:09] Yusha**
Huh?
**[19:10] Yusha**
This guy's just a color variant of the
monster we easily took out yesterday.
**[19:14] Fai**
Oh, then this'll be easy!
**[19:16] Fai**
Let's go!
**[19:17] Seira**
Wait!
**[19:19] Fai**
Easy peasy!
**[19:21] Yusha**
Huh?! It's fast?!
**[19:24] Seira**
Watch out!
**[19:26] Mei**
Even when monsters share the same form,
**[19:28] Mei**
if their colors differ, their strength
levels are completely different, too!
**[19:31] Fai**
I didn't know that.
**[19:33] Yusha**
I see...
**[19:34] Yusha**
Then let's be careful with it, everyone!
**[19:37] All**
Yeah!
**[19:40] Fai**
Bam Bam Punch!
**[19:41] Mei**
Magic Arrow!
**[19:52] Yusha**
Yes! We won!
**[19:53] Fai**
He was really strong.
**[19:55] Seira**
I'm pooped.
**[19:57] Mei**
I even sank a rare Cartado on him.
**[20:03] Yusha**
It's Michael!
**[20:04] Seira**
He's way up there?
**[20:08] Yusha**
How do we rescue him?
**[20:13] Yusha**
I can't reach him.
**[20:15] Fai**
All right!
**[20:19] Fai**
Nope...
**[20:21] Mei**
I don't have any more Cartado I can use.
**[20:24] Yusha**
What do we do?
**[20:28] Seira**
I guess I must.
**[20:36] Yusha**
Right!
**[20:37] Yusha**
A bow could cut through those threads!
**[20:39] Fai**
Huh? But I thought you weren't
very good with a bow.
**[20:43] Seira**
That was a lie.
**[20:44] Seira**
The truth is I can't use a bow
because my eyesight is bad.
**[20:47] Seira**
I spent so much time reading books that I wound up nearsighted.
**[20:53] Yusha**
Hooray!
**[20:57] Yusha**
Seira-chan, you're incredible!
**[20:59] Fai**
If you're that good,
**[21:00] ---**
why don't just wear glasses
all the time and be an archer?
**[21:03] Seira**
Absolutely not!
**[21:05] Yusha**
Why not?
**[21:06] Seira**
Because people would think I'm a bookworm.
**[21:13] Seira**
Hey! Why are you laughing?!
**[21:21] Yusha**
Here.
**[21:23] Girl**
Michael!
**[21:26] Girl**
I'm so glad!
**[21:27] Girl**
Thank you, ladies!
**[21:30] Yusha**
You're welcome!
**[21:32] Girl**
Well, bye!
**[21:35] Girl**
Thank you!
**[21:41] Yusha**
We went through a lot,
but quests are fun, huh?
**[21:44] Fai**
Yeah!
**[21:46] Mei**
They're not bad.
**[21:47] Seira**
Wait, no!
**[21:49] All**
Huh?
**[21:50] Seira**
This wasn't a quest!
**[21:54] Yusha**
The Silver Bone moss!
**[21:56] Fai**
We forgot about our real quest!
**[21:58] Mei**
This is bad!
**[21:59] Yusha**
Oh, no!
**[22:01] Yusha**
Let's hurry!
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