E1 - It's Still Too Soon for the End Roll!

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[00:15] Seira
    Yusha!
[00:15] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[00:15] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[00:16] Demon Lord
    That is the power of a Hero?
[00:19] Hero
    Demon Lord!
[00:21] Demon Lord
    Splendid.
[00:22] Demon Lord
    If you would wield that power for me,
[00:25] ---
    I could grant you half the world, Hero.
[00:29] Hero
    I don't need it!
[00:31] Hero
    All I want is a world
    where everyone can smile!
[00:37] Seira
    I knew you'd say that, Yusha.
[00:39] Mei
    Then let's end this quickly.
[00:42] Fai
    Let's eat yummy things and smile together!
[00:45] Yusha
    Everyone...
[00:47] Yusha
    Yeah!
[00:49] Seira
    Me first!
[00:52] Seira
    Holy Break!
[00:55] Demon Lord
    Insolence!
[01:00] Fai
    Pounding Knuckle!
[01:03] Demon Lord
    I think not!
[01:05] Mei
    I'll show you the abyss of Cartado!
[01:09] Mei
    Single, Double, Triple, Quadruple, Quintuple...
[01:15] Mei
    Judgment Strike!
[01:19] Demon Lord
    Weak!
[01:23] Demon Lord
    Hero?!
[01:33] Demon Lord
    Don't think you can bury me that easily,
     even with the Hero's sword!
[01:38] Seira
    No way...
[01:39] Seira
    So this is the Demon Lord.
[01:41] Mei
    He's too strong.
[01:44] Hero
    Everyone!
[01:45] Hero
    Lend me your power!
[01:48] Seira
    You're using the forbidden magic?!
[01:50] Seira
    But if you fail...
[01:53] Hero
    Don't worry!
[01:54] Hero
    Have faith in me!
[01:55] Hero
    And in yourselves!
[02:03] Hero
    O Holy Spirits filling the border
     between Heaven and Earth,
[02:07] Hero
    though young, we honor you
     and beseech the guardians of order,
[02:11] Hero
    open... open...
[02:14] Hero
    the prison of time beyond this world!
[02:18] Hero
    On the name of the Hero,
     Yulia Chardiet, our hearts are one!
[02:23] All
    Our hearts are one!
[02:25] Demon Lord
    You will not succeed, Hero!
[02:36] Hero
    Dimensional Prison Barrier, open!
[02:49] Hero
    Begone to the ends of our
    dimension, Demon Lord!
[02:54] Demon Lord
    Curse you!
[02:55] Demon Lord
    Curse you, Hero!
[03:01] Demon Lord
    Hero!
[03:10] Hero
    We...
[03:11] All
    We did it!
[03:14] Seira
    We did it, Yusha!
[03:16] Fai
    That was a huge victory!
[03:17] Mei
    Way to go, Hero!
[03:19] Hero
    It wasn't just me.
[03:21] Hero
    It was because I had all of you with me.
[03:40] Hero
    Let's go home. Everyone's waiting for us.
[04:57] Seira
    Yusha, wake up. It's morning.
[05:04] ---
    Num, num...
[05:06] Yusha
    I can't sleep any more.
[05:09] Seira
    What an odd thing to mutter in your sleep.
SIGN    Seira (Ellenoar Seiran) Class: Priest
[05:13] Seira
    Jeez! Do you want to be late
    right after starting school?
[05:18] Yusha
    Let me sleep just five more years...
[05:21] Seira
    Five years?!
[05:21] Seira
    I thought you couldn't sleep any more!
[05:27] Yusha
    Morning, Seira-chan.
[05:29] Seira
    I'm going to go wake Fai and Mei.
[05:31] ---
    You get changed and wash your face.
[05:33] Seira
    Got it?
[05:34] Yusha
    Yes.
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: ?
[05:46] Yusha
    Yeah, morning, Chibi-chan!
SIGN    Fai (Fai Fai) Class: Warrior
[06:09] Fai
    Sorry, Sei-chan!
[06:11] Fai
    I'm always starving when I first wake up.
[06:14] Yusha
    Huh?
[06:17] Yusha
    The tips of your ears look kind of red.
[06:21] Seira
    I-It's nothing!
[06:26] Yusha
    Your face is red, too.
SIGN    Mei (Mather Enderstto) Class: Mage
[06:28] Mei
    Did it taste good, Fai-san?
[06:32] Fai
    Well...
[06:36] (Flashback) Seira
    Wake up already, Fai!
[06:41] Fai
    It was soft and spongy!
[06:47] Fai
    Did Sei-chan wake you up too, Mei-chan?
[06:52] Mei
    I didn't sleep in the first place.
[06:54] Yusha
    Huh? Why?
[06:56] Seira
    Mei was up all night studying Cartado.
[07:00] Fai
    Cartado?
[07:01] Mei
    Cartado is truly the epitome
    of the world's mysteries
[07:05] ---
    and without a doubt the culmination
    of mankind's wisdom.
[07:07] ---
    Though the power within
    each card is limited,
[07:11] ---
    by combining cards,
    you can call forth effects
[07:14] ---
    that surpass the imagination
    and lead to infinite possibilities.
[07:17] ---
    For example, the combination
    I created last night
[07:19] Seira
    Okay, okay. Let's get moving.
[07:19] ---
    is capable of sealing a dragon
     before wounding it!
[07:22] Yusha
    You're always looking out
     for us in the end, Seira-chan.
[07:26] Fai
    You're like our mom!
[07:28] Seira
    I'm not that old yet!
SIGN    Adventurer School
[07:39] Teacher
    Uh, I have an important
    announcement to make.
[07:45] Teacher
    I'm going to live in the countryside
    with my grandchild's family,
[07:49] ---
    so today is my last day teaching here.
[07:51] Students
    That's too sudden!
[07:53] Teacher
    Well, your new teacher's already
    been chosen, so don't worry.
[07:58] Teacher
    Farewell!
[08:00] Teacher
    Teleport!
[08:06] Student
    Wha...
[08:08] Mei
    He's honed his use of Cartado.
    What an impressive teacher.
[08:12] Seira
    He's not our teacher anymore, though.
[08:15] Yusha
    I wonder what our new teacher will be like!
[08:28] Mao
    I...
[08:29] Mao
    am...
[08:31] Mao
    your...
[08:32] Mao
    new...
[08:34] Mao
    teach—
[08:37] Mao
    Argh, you're in the way!
[08:39] Mao
    Starting today, I'm your
    new teacher, the Dem—
[08:42] Mao
    Mao!
[08:43] Mao
    I'm going to whip you all into shape,
     so prepare yourselves!
[08:46] Students
    So cute!
[08:48] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei, huh? How cute!
[08:52] Seira
    I don't think you should address
    a teacher with "-chan."
[08:55] Seira
    She is cute, though.
[08:57] Mei
    I know!
[08:59] Students
    Cute!
[09:07] Mao
    Behind me?!
[09:08] Yusha
    So cute!
[09:11] Yusha
    Cute, cute, cute!
[09:13] Seira
    What are you doing to the teacher, Yusha?!
[09:16] Mao
    The Hero?!
[09:16] Yusha
    But she's so cute!
[09:22] Mao
    Yulia Chardiet...
[09:25] Yusha
    Yeah! You can call me Yusha, Mao-chan!
[09:33] Mao
    Here on Naral Island, anything
    is possible. It's a magical island.
[09:37] Mao
    Because of that, there's plenty
    of unexpected trouble, as well.
[09:41] Mao
    Normally, the Royal Military
    would handle problems,
SIGN    Lapanesta Kingdom, Lapanesta Castle
[09:45] ---
    but the truth is that they
    can't keep up with them.
[09:48] Mao
    So that's why the land needs adventurers.
    Jacks of all trades, basically.
[09:54] Students
    That was blunt.
[09:55] Mao
    This adventurer school exists
    to raise your skills.
[10:00] Mao
    But it's important for adventurers to learn
    skills appropriate to their Classes.
[10:06] Mao
    Now, you four!
[10:08] Mao
    What are your Classes?
[10:11] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[10:13] Seira
    The Seiran family is a line of Priests,
     and I, too, am a healing Priest.
[10:20] Fai
    I'm a Warrior! I hit things a lot!
[10:23] Mei
    I'd like to try being someone who
    sexes baby birds, just once...
[10:27] Seira
    She's a Mage!
[10:29] Yusha
    I'm...
[10:31] Yusha
    I'm a Hero, of course!
[10:35] Student
    A Hero?
[10:36] Student
    Did she say a Hero?
[10:38] Yusha
    Hmm? Did I say something strange?
[10:41] Mao
    Don't you understand?
[10:43] Mao
    A Hero exists only when there's a Demon Lord.
[10:45] Mao
    There are plenty of monsters on the island,
    but there's no Demon Lord in this day and age.
[10:50] Mao
    Therefore, you are currently Classless!
[10:56] Yusha
    Classless?!
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class:?
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: Classless
[11:02] Yusha
    So the first thing I need to do is find
    a Demon Lord living in this age, right?
[11:07] Yusha
    Then I can become a Hero, right?
[11:16] Mao
    This may be abrupt, but tomorrow,
[11:18] Mao
    our adventuring class will
    be held in the nearby ruins!
[11:21] All
    What?!
[11:25] Yusha
    ENDRO!
SIGN    Nearby Ruins
[11:34] Yusha
    I can't wait! It's our
    first practical adventure!
[11:37] Fai
    I know!
[11:39] Seira
    Hey, you two, settle down.
[11:41] Mao
    Now, it's time to begin
     your practical adventure!
[11:45] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[11:46] Mao
    Worry not.
[11:47] Mao
    It's just a simple task of going in and getting
[11:49] ---
    the items I've already placed
     deep within the ruins.
[11:53] Fai
    Nice! So this'll be easy!
[11:55] Mao
    By the way, those who fail this
    practical class will be expelled!
[12:01] All
    What?!
[12:03] Seira
    E-Expelled?!
[12:05] Mao
    These ruins contain only the weakest
    monsters, and there are no lethal traps.
[12:10] Mao
    If you can't clear these ruins, then frankly,
    you're not fit to be an adventurer.
[12:15] Mao
    Now, first party, get going.
[12:17] Warrior
    Y-Yeah!
[12:19] Fairy
    Here we go!
[12:25] Warrior
    That was easy.
[12:26] Fairy
    The traps weren't that bad, either.
[12:32] Dancer
    No sweat at all.
[12:35] Troubadour
    Piece of cake.
[12:38] Seira
    It seems like it really is an easy task.
[12:40] Mao
    Go on. You're the final party.
[12:43] All
    Okay!
[12:45] Mao
    By the way, why did the
    four of you become a party?
[12:49] Yusha
    Because our seats were close in class?
[12:52] Fai
    Because we shared a table in the cafeteria?
[12:54] Seira
    Because our dorm rooms
    are next to each other?
[12:57] Mei
    No, it was destiny!
[13:00] Mei
    Because we faced the super inhumane
    spell developed by the Demon Lord—
[13:04] Mei
    "Okay, form a group of four!"—
[13:07] Mei
    head-on, and we beat it by
    coming together as a party!
[13:11] Mao
    I don't recall ever developing that.
[13:13] Yusha
    Huh? Did you say something?
[13:15] Mao
    You just imagined it.
[13:17] Mao
    More importantly, you should get going.
[13:19] Sei
    Right.
[13:21] Sei
    Okay, everyone...
[13:22] Yusha
    Let's go, everyone!
[13:23] Yusha
    This is our first step
    toward becoming Heroes!
[13:26] Both
    Yeah!
[13:27] Seira
    The way you naturally steal the spotlight
    definitely shows your knack as a Hero.
[13:33] Mao
    Are you really hoping to become a Hero?
[13:37] Yusha
    Yeah!
[13:40] Mao
    I see.
[13:43] Mao
    In that case, your destiny
    ends here, Yulia Chardiet!
[13:46] Mao
    I, the Demon Lord, will not allow
    you to become a Hero again!
[13:55] Warrior
    I thought I heard Mao-sensei start
    cackling, but she's just coughing!
[13:58] Warrior
    That's so cute of her, too!
[14:02] Mao
    That final battle with the Hero's party...
[14:05] Mao
    That was both the end of everything
    and a new beginning.
[14:10] Mao
    I am the Demon Lord.
[14:12] Mao
    The Demon Lord who once
    tried to rule the world
[14:15] ---
    and fought the party of heroes
    led by the Hero, Yulia Chardiet.
[14:20] Mao
    During that battle,
    the Hero used forbidden magic.
[14:24] Mao
    And it was a huge failure!
[14:26] Mao
    The spell went berserk,
    and I was caught up in it.
[14:29] Mao
    I thought I was a goner!
[14:31] Mao
    But that didn't happen.
[14:38] Mao
    The rampaging spell
    actually turned back time!
[14:42] Mao
    This world I'm in now is...
[14:45] Mao
    yes, the time before the hero became a Hero!
[14:50] Mao
    Fortunately, I've still retained
    my memories from before.
[14:55] Mao
    Now I've managed to slip into this
    adventurer school as a teacher,
[14:58] Mao
    and I'm determined to stop
    the hero from becoming a Hero!
[15:05] Mao
    Heroes...
[15:07] Mao
    You're destined for expulsion!
[15:10] Mao
    I won't take your lives.
[15:12] Mao
    You can enjoy living in shame!
[15:26] Yusha
    Let's go, everyone!
[15:34] ---
    Hah!
[15:35] ---
    Bam!
[15:36] ---
    Yep.
[15:38] ---
    Heave-ho!
[15:39] Seira
    Why are you using a club?!
[15:42] Yusha
    Because I'm Classless.
[15:44] Seira
    Oh, sorry.
[15:46] Yusha
    I'll do my best, though!
[15:48] Yusha
    Off to adventure!
[15:59] Seira
    Why the sudden stop?
[16:00] Yusha
    The path diverges.
[16:02] Mei
    An arrow.
[16:04] Fai
    How kind!
[16:06] Yusha
    It's just like Mao-chan said!
[16:08] Yusha
    This way, this way!
[16:11] Seira
    Is it really all right?
[16:13] Yusha
    Seira-chan, hurry up!
[16:15] Seira
    Coming!
[16:50] Seira
    Wh-Wh-What is this?!
[16:53] Mei
    Man, we've been trapped good.
[16:56] Fai
    They sure got us.
[16:58] Yusha
    There's more to ancient ruins than I expected.
[17:00] Seira
    No, we clearly left the ruins a while ago!
[17:06] Seira
    We're going to be expelled from adventurer
    school for failing the first practical!
[17:11] Seira
    What am I supposed to tell my family?!
[17:13] Yusha
    Seira-chan, don't cry!
[17:16] Fai
    Tears are nutrition for the heart.
    They'll make Sei-chan stronger!
[17:17] Seira
    Grandma!
[17:21] Mei
    We should at least do what we can to
    make sure those tears aren't wasted.
[17:25] Mei
    Cartado of fortune telling,
[17:27] Mei
    may your revelations guide us!
[17:31] Mei
    Fortune!
[17:33] Mei
    Seira-san, I know what we need to do.
[17:38] Seira
    Really?
[17:39] Mei
    Yes.
[17:40] Mei
    It's going to rain tomorrow,
    so we must not forget our umbrellas.
[17:44] Seira
    That's a weather report!
[17:47] Seira
    Oh, darn it! We're all going to be expelled!
[17:51] Yusha
    Oh, come on. Everything
    will be fine, Seira-chan.
[17:57] Seira
    How can you say that?
SIGN    Hero
[18:01] Yusha
    My Hero's intuition!
[18:02] Seira
    Yusha, aren't you... Classless?
[18:06] Yusha
    But I do have a Hero's intuition!
[18:11] Yusha
    See? This spot looks suspicious!
[18:19] Yusha
    See?
[18:20] Seira
    Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
[18:30] Seira
    I've had enough...
[18:36] Fai
    What's the matter, Yu-chan?
[18:41] Yusha
    I thought I just heard someone calling me.
[18:51] Seira
    It looks like a sword.
[18:54] Yusha
    Are you the one that called to me?
[19:00] Seira
    This is that thing that
    happens often, isn't it?
[19:03] Seira
    Where the one to draw the
    sword becomes the Hero...
[19:05] Mei
    That's written right here.
[19:08] Seira
    B-But this might be some kind of trap.
[19:14] Yusha
    I drew it!
[19:15] Seira
    Don't draw it!
[19:17] Seira
    What are you going to do if it's cursed?!
[19:19] Yusha
    It's much lighter than a club!
[19:21] Seira
    Listen!
[19:23] Seira
    Just get down from there right now!
[19:24] Mei
    "The one who draws the Hero's sword
     shall be faced with trials," it says.
[19:25] Yusha
    It's such an amazing sword!
[19:28] Fai
    You did it, Yu-chan!
[19:28] Mei
    Which means...
[19:30] Mei
    The first trial's starting now.
[19:33] Seira
    Wh-What?!
[19:41] Seira
    A golem?!
[19:42] Seira
    Everyone, get back!
[19:50] Seira
    Yusha!
[19:52] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[19:52] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[20:02] Yusha
    What? This is incredible!
[20:08] Seira
    Fai, you're up!
[20:09] Fai
    Leave it to me!
[20:13] Seira
    Grant this one great strength: Power!
[20:20] Fai
    Kerpunch!
[20:27] Mei
    Stone Bind!
[20:34] Seira
    Yusha!
[20:34] Fai
    Yu-chan!
[20:34] Mei
    Yusha-san!
[20:35] Yusha
    Yeah! I'll finish it off!
[20:42] All
    We did it!
[20:56] Mao
    They're not coming back.
[20:58] Mao
    This means expulsion.
[21:00] Student
    Seriously?
[21:01] Martial Artist
    They're really being expelled?
[21:01] Warrior
    What could've happened?
[21:03] Mao
    Now there won't be a Hero.
[21:05] Mao
    I'll be able to fulfill my ambition!
[21:09] Mao
    What?! That light...
[21:26] Mei
    I thought I was done for.
[21:28] Seira
    You went way overboard, Yusha.
[21:30] Yusha
    I'm sorry!
[21:35] Yusha
    Oh, Mao-chan!
[21:38] Yusha
    We didn't find your clear item, but...
[21:42] ---
    Ta-da!
[21:44] Yusha
    Instead, we found the Hero's sword!
[21:47] Students
    The Hero's sword?
[21:49] Warrior
    The real one?
[21:50] Warrior
    What's going on?
[21:51] Mao
    N-No way...
[21:55] Yusha
    I managed to become a Hero!
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: Classless
SIGN    Yusha (Yulia Chardiet) Class: Hero
SIGN    Roll 1
    It's Still Too Soon for the End Roll!
SIGN    Demon Lord, Vanish into the Sunset!
SIGN    "Demon Lord, Vanish into the Sunset!"