E4 - Ocean, Swimsuits, and Slaying Evil Gods!

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[00:00] Mao
    So, the summer break you've all
    been waiting for starts tomorrow.
[00:05] Students
    Yay!
[00:07] Mao
    So predictable.
[00:09] Mao
    Naturally, you're getting homework!
[00:11] Students
    Aww...
[00:12] Mao
    Your summer homework will
    be to clear several quests
[00:17] ---
    and turn in a report on at least one.
[00:19] Mei
    Quests are our summer homework, huh?
[00:22] Fai
    I wonder what the options are.
[00:24] Seira
    Let's look at them together later and decide.
[00:26] Seira
    Right, Yusha?
[00:30] Seira
    Yusha!
[00:31] Yusha
    Wh-What is it?
[00:32] Mei
    It looked like you were spacing out.
[00:34] Mei
    Were you thinking about something?
[00:36] Yusha
    Well, I was just really looking
    forward to summer break!
[00:40] Yusha
    I was thinking about where
    we should go together!
[00:45] Mao
    How brave of you to discuss your plans for
    fun while I'm talking about your homework.
[00:51] Yusha
    Huh?
[00:51] Mao
    I'm looking forward to your homework.
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 4
     Ocean, Swimsuits, and Slaying Evil Gods!
[02:33] Fai
    Summer break homework, huh?
[02:35] Yusha
    What should we do?
[02:37] Mei
    Thanks to you, Mao-sensei raised the bar on us.
[02:41] Mei
    We won't be able to get by
    with regular homework.
[02:45] Yusha
    I'm sorry!
[02:47] Mei
    I'm joking.
[02:49] Seira
    Gathering medicinal herbs, mining
    ore, collecting monster eggs...
[02:55] Seira
    There's a lot here. Which to choose?
[02:57] Yusha
    I know! Defeating the Demon Lord!
[02:59] Seira
    Not an option.
[03:00] Fai
    I know! Eat delicious food!
[03:02] Seira
    No, that's a goal.
[03:03] Mei
    I know! Complete my rare Cartado collection!
[03:05] Seira
    That's just your wish.
[03:07] Yusha
    I've got it! Let's go to the beach!
[03:09] All
    The beach?
[03:10] Yusha
    Yeah!
[03:11] Yusha
    You've got to go to the beach in the summer!
[03:14] Yusha
    Beach, beach, beach, beach, beach!
[03:14] All
    The beach, huh?
[03:16] Fai
    The beach? There's fresh fish
    and shellfish at the beach!
[03:19] Mei
    It's a chance to get Cartado that
    are exclusive to port towns!
[03:23] Fai
    I'm all for the beach!
[03:23] Mei
    I agree!
[03:25] Seira
    I bet you two just think
    you can eat seafood
[03:27] ---
    and buy Cartado at the port, don't you?
[03:31] Yusha
    Can we, Seira-chan?
[03:34] Seira
    If we're going to play, I'm against it.
[03:36] Seira
    But...
[03:37] Seira
    If we're going on a quest, I'm in.
[03:39] Mei
    Investigating the monsters
     living on a remote island?
[03:43] Fai
    Sounds fun!
[03:44] Seira
    Well?
[03:46] Yusha
    Then we're taking this one!
[03:50] Mei
    If we're going on a journey,
     we'll need Cartado for camping gear.
[03:53] Seira
    I-I won't bring the wrong one again!
[03:56] Seira
    Okay, Fai?!
[03:58] Fai
    They're okay.
[03:59] Fai
    They haven't expired yet.
[04:02] Seira
    Wait! You can't eat them now!
[04:07] Mei
    Yusha-san, what's the matter?
[04:09] Yusha
    Huh?
[04:10] Yusha
    Well, I've thought this before,
[04:13] ---
    but preparing for an adventure
    like this is fun, isn't it?
[04:18] Mei
    It is.
[04:19] Fair
    Oh! I'll check Sei-chan's preserved food, too!
[04:22] Seira
    Huh?! No, no, no! Stop!
[05:30] Yusha
    We're here!
[05:31] Mei
    Let's go play now!
[05:33] Fai
    Let's play!
[05:35] Seira
    You know we shouldn't!
[05:37] Seira
    We came here on a quest.
[05:39] Seira
    As representatives of all adventurers,
     we need to investigate and report
[05:43] ---
    on the monsters living on this island—hmm?
[05:49] Seira
    When did you...
[05:51] Yusha
    Aren't you getting changed, Seira-chan?
[05:53] Siera
    I told you! We didn't come
    here to play around!
[05:56] Mei
    You brought a swimsuit, didn't you?
[05:59] Seira
    Well, of course I did, but...
[06:01] Fai
    I'll help you!
[06:04] Seira
    I... I can get changed by myself.
[06:10] Yusha
    I might have been a bit too indulgent.
[06:12] Mei
    Yes, yes, you've eaten too many snacks.
[06:15] Yusha
    Mei-chan, if you do that, it's war!
[06:21] Fai
    You look cute in your swimsuit, Sei-chan!
[06:28] Fai
    What's the matter?
[06:31] Fai
    Sei-chan!
[06:33] Seira
    Don't stand next to me!
[06:46] Seira
    Anyway!
[06:47] Seira
    Remember, we're here on a quest!
[06:50] Seira
    So let's each start
    investigating the monsters!
[06:52] All
    Okay!
[06:55] Seira
    The monsters around here are...
[07:00] Seira
    What a pretty shell.
[07:01] Seira
    It'll make a great souvenir.
[07:04] Seira
    Huh?
[07:09] Fai
    Sei-chan, what's wrong?
[07:11] Seira
    This shell won't budge.
[07:13] Fai
    Just leave that to me!
[07:18] Seira
    You okay?
[07:19] Fai
    Looks like I'm going to have
    to get serious with this one.
[07:24] Fai
    Heave-ho!
[07:27] Seira
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[07:31] Yusha
    Wow, what's that? Amazing!
SIGN    Tip of the Iceberg Shell
[07:34] Mei
    It's a monster that lives on sandy beaches:
    the tip of the iceberg shell.
[07:39] Mei
    If you think it's just a small shell
    and kick it, it hurts like crazy.
[07:42] Mei
    Are you taking it home as a souvenir?
[07:45] Seira
    I'm giving up on that.
[07:57] Yusha
    Let's make it even bigger!
[07:59] Fai
    Roger!
[08:00] Seira
    I knew they'd start playing around.
[08:04] Seira
    What's wrong?!
[08:06] Mei
    What's the matter?
[08:09] Fai
    Huh?! What the heck?!
[08:12] Yusha
    My castle's been taken over by a hermit crab!
[08:15] Mei
    That's a monster known as a lodging hunter.
SIGN    Lodging Hunter
[08:19] Mei
    It's a nasty creature that looks for a place
[08:21] ---
    that can serve as a nest, then captures
    it by force and settles into it.
[08:26] Yusha
    My Royal Yusha Castle!
[08:28] Seira
    You named it?
[08:35] Mei
    Well, it was a sand castle.
[08:37] Fai
    Of course it'd crumble.
[08:39] Yusha
    Royal Yusha Castle!
[08:45] Yusha
    Where's the watermelon?
[08:48] Fai
    Yu-chan, to your right! Right!
[08:50] Mei
    Oh, you went too far.
[08:52] Mei
    A little to the left.
[08:54] Seira
    They're totally playing around.
[08:56] Fai
    Wait, are there more of them?
[09:01] Mei
    Could that be...
[09:06] Fai
    There are more!
[09:07] Seira
    What's going on?
[09:09] Mei
    That's a watermelon mimic.
SIGN    Watermelon Mimic
[09:11] Mei
    It's a troublesome monster
    that appears on beaches.
[09:13] ---
    It divides when cut by a sword!
[09:17] Fai
    In that case, I'll hit it!
[09:19] Mei
    Oh, wait!
[09:26] Mei
    When you hit it, it grows bigger.
[09:28] Seira
    Then what if I attack it with magic?
[09:30] Seira
    Foul being, face the judgment of light!
[09:33] Seira
    Banisher!
[09:38] Mei
    By the way, it reflects magic,
    so you absolutely can't use that.
[09:42] Seira
    Say that sooner!
[09:44] Yusha
    I can't believe swords and
    magic won't work on it.
[09:46] Fai
    It's invincible.
[09:47] Mei
    Not really.
[09:50] Mei
    Horned gorillas are way cooler.
[09:58] Mei
    Mentally, these guys are pushovers.
[10:00] All
    Wow.
[10:02] Yusha
    First there was the tip of the iceberg shell,
[10:05] Yusha
    then the lodging hunter, right?
[10:07] Yusha
    And also the watermelon mimic...
[10:10] Yusha
    There are so many of types
     of monsters just on the beach!
[10:13] Seira
    Seriously.
[10:14] Seira
    But thank goodness we had Mei.
[10:16] Fai
    You really know a lot
    about monsters, Mei-chan.
[10:19] Mei
    Yeah!
SIGN    Encyclopedia of Dangerous Beach Monsters
[10:24] Yusha
    All right! Homework complete!
[10:26] Yusha
    Now, it's about time we...
[10:27] Fai
    Eat, right?!
[10:28] Yusha
    Yeah!
[10:29] Seira
    Well, shall I prepare it, then?
[10:33] Seira
    Huh?
[10:34] Seira
    This one's no good.
[10:36] Seira
    This one's no good.
[10:37] Seira
    And this one, and this one, too...
[10:38] Seira
    They're all empty!
[10:39] Seira
    What's going on?!
[10:42] Fai
    Oh! Maybe...
[10:47] Fai
    that's the reason?
[10:49] Seira
    That's obviously the reason!
[10:52] Seira
    Mei, do you have any preserved food Cartado?
[10:54] Mei
    Nope!
[10:55] Seira
    How is that something to smile about?!
[10:58] Fai
    I'm sorry.
[11:00] Fai
    All this summer freedom is getting to me.
[11:03] Yusha
    There's nothing we can do if it's been eaten.
[11:05] Mei
    We have to look toward
    the future, not the past.
[11:08] Seira
    We need to secure food somehow.
[11:11] Mei
    Yeah.
[11:13] Mei
    Of the Cartado we can use,
    the one that looks most helpful is...
[11:20] Yusha
    This!
[11:22] Yusha
    Let's go fishing!
[11:25] Mei
    ENDRO!
[11:35] Seira
    This is my first time fishing!
[11:37] Mei
    Mine, too.
[11:43] Mei
    Seira-san, what are you doing?
[11:45] Mei
    Oh, I got a bite!
[11:48] Mei
    I did it!
[11:51] Yusha
    You both caught side dishes, I see!
[12:01] Seira
    Yusha, that's incredible.
[12:03] Fai
    Here I go!
[12:06] Seira
    You're using a casting net?!
[12:07] Mei
    She's serious!
[12:09] Mei
    She's serious about catching fish!
[12:10] Fai
    Grilled with salt, simmered, served raw!
[12:17] Fai
    I caught a mackerel!
[12:20] All
    Wait! You caught something
    incredible over there!
[12:27] Fai
    We'll simmer this one in miso.
[12:29] Yusha
    You're gonna eat it?!
[12:33] All
    It's getting up!
[12:36] Mackerelman
    Please help me!
[12:37] All
    It spoke!
[12:40] Mackerelman
    We spend our lives
     traveling the ocean, mackerel.
[12:44] Mei
    You're a fish, so you migrate, right?
[12:46] Mackerelman
    There's a rest stop we visit every year
    when we come around here, mackerel.
[12:51] Mackerelman
    But that's where it all happened, mackerel.
[12:56] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    Be my woman, mackerel.
[12:58] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    Oh, but, mackerel...
[13:01] (Flashback) ---
    Mackerel!
[13:01] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    I won't let you go, mackerel.
[13:03] (Flashback) Mackerelman
    Oh, mackerel.
[13:10] (Flashback) Both
    Mackerel?
[13:13] (Flashback) Both
    Mackerel!
[13:20] Mackerelman
    We never knew there was an evil god
     sealed within our rest stop, mackerel.
[13:24] Fai
    The seal broke because you were flirting?
[13:27] Mackerelman
    All my friends have been captured
    by the evil god, mackerel.
[13:30] Mackerelman
    I'm sure they're suffering
    right now, mackerel.
[13:33] Mackerelman
    Please, will you help us, mackerel?
[13:35] Yusha
    Slaying an evil god?
[13:37] Yusha
    That sounds super heroic!
[13:39] Fai
    Looks like Yu-chan's entered
    Hero mode already.
[13:43] Seira
    That's not surprising.
[13:45] Yusha
    Everyone, let's defeat the evil god
    and save the mackerelmen!
[13:49] All
    Yeah!
[13:50] Mackerelman
    Thank you all so much, mackerel!
[13:53] Yusha
    Well, let's go to the undersea temple!
[13:57] Seira
    But how do we get there?
[13:59] Seira
    It's in the ocean, right?
[14:02] Fai
    Mei-chan, do you know a way?
[14:04] Mei
    Of course.
[14:05] Mei
    This is the time for Cartado to shine!
[14:08] Mei
    Its name is...
[14:09] Mei
    the Waterbreathing Cartado!
[14:11] Mei
    Hah!
[14:55] Desuyochan
    You have been granted the honor
    of building an evil god's temple!
[14:59] Desuyochan
    Be grateful for this duty!
[15:05] Mackerelman
    Sabami-chan!
[15:06] Desuyochan
    Hey, you! No slacking off!
[15:10] Desuyochan
    Who are you?!
[15:14] ---
    Squid!
[15:15] Mackerelman
    Sabami-chan!
[15:17] Mackerelman
    Are you hurt, mackerel?
[15:18] Mackerelman
    Oh, you came to save me, mackerel.
[15:21] Yusha
    You're all right now, mackerel.
[15:23] Seira
    Yusha... You're talking like them.
[15:26] Yusha
    More importantly, where's the evil god?
[15:28] Mackerelman
    In that temple, mackerel.
[15:29] Mackerelman
    The evil god is conducting a ritual
     to resurrect completely, mackerel.
[15:34] Mackerelman
    If he's able to regain all his power,
     this world is finished, mackerel.
[15:38] Yusha
    Don't worry! Leave it to us!
[15:48] Yusha
    Where's the evil god?
[15:52] Seira
    Be careful, Yusha.
[15:53] Fai
    It's too dark. I can't see.
[15:55] Mei
    Want to turn on a light?
[15:57] Evil God
    Who dares to obstruct my prayers?
[16:07] Yusha
    So you're the evil god?
[16:09] Yusha
    We'll make you pay for making
    those mackerelmen work for you!
[16:13] Mei
    That's right!
[16:14] Mei
    Sometimes in life,
     you just don't want to work!
[16:17] Evil God
    All creation has belonged to me
    since the genesis of this world.
[16:22] Evil God
    Thus, all obey my will.
[16:25] Evil God
    You show hubris, puny beings.
[16:30] Yusha
    Huh? What did he say?
[16:32] Fai
    He used a lot of difficult words.
[16:35] Mei
    Seira-san, did you understand?
[16:36] Seira
    Huh?!
[16:37] Seira
    Uh, everything has been
    his since long, long ago,
[16:42] Seira
    so everyone does as he wants.
[16:45] Seira
    And we're all getting full
    of ourselves... I think?
[16:48] Yusha
    I see!
[16:49] Yusha
    Seira-chan, you're incredible!
[16:51] Seira
    Huh?
[16:53] Fai
    But he didn't need to go out of his
    way to use such complicated words.
[16:56] Yusha
    That's true.
[16:58] Mei
    Pretty cocky for someone who was sealed away.
[17:00] Evil God
    Insolence!
[17:06] Yusha
    Surprise attacks are cowardly!
[17:08] Evil God
    Silence! You must wish to cast away
    your lives by setting foot in my temple!
[17:14] Evil God
    Very well.
[17:15] Evil God
    Before I destroy the world,
    I shall destroy all of you!
[17:21] Seira
    Magic Shield!
[17:24] Yusha
    Thanks, Seira-chan!
[17:26] Yusha
    Mei-chan, backup, please!
[17:28] Mei
    On it!
[17:29] Yusha
    Fai-chan, let's go!
[17:30] Fai
    Yeah!
[17:31] Mei
    Lightning, strike my enemy!
[17:34] ---
    Lightning Arrow!
[17:36] Evil God
    Annoying!
[17:38] Fai
    You're mine!
[17:41] Fai
    Huh?!
[17:42] Evil God
    Begone!
[17:43] Yusha
    Fai-chan!
[17:45] Evil God
    Know your place, lowly adventurers!
[17:47] Evil God
    I am fated to destroy this world,
[17:51] ---
    so only those who also bear the fate
     of this world can wound me!
[17:55] Evil God
    In other words,
    only that despicable Hero can!
[18:01] Evil God
    Now, die!
[18:05] Evil God
    A futile struggle.
[18:07] Evil God
    What?!
[18:10] Evil God
    Impossible!
[18:12] Evil God
    That light...
[18:16] Evil God
    Why does one such as you
    possess the Hero's sword?!
[18:19] Yusha
    Because I'm the Hero!
[18:22] Evil God
    Curse you!
[18:30] Yusha
    Evil god slaying quest, complete!
[18:34] Yusha
    Well, shall we go home?
[18:35] Fai
    The Mackerelmen should be happy now, too.
[18:37] Mei
    And we can finish our homework,
    so it's two birds with one stone.
[18:47] Evil God
    Do they think that was enough to destroy me?
[18:50] Evil God
    Even the Hero is nothing
    more than a little girl!
[18:52] Evil God
    This is my true form!
[18:54] Evil God
    Now there is none who can rival me!
[18:56] Evil God
    Not even the Demon Lord!
[19:05] Mao
    There's a fish bone stuck in my throat!
[19:10] Evil God
    I will cover the whole world in
    the darkness of fear and despair!
[19:26] Evil God
    What's going on here?!
[19:27] Evil God
    The whole world has been
    consumed by darkness?!
[19:33] ---
    Burp.
[19:44] Mackerelman
    Thank you so much, mackerel.
[19:46] Mackerelman
    Now we can migrate through the
    ocean in peace again, mackerel.
[19:49] Mackerelman
    This is all thanks to you four, mackerel.
[19:52] Mackerelman
    We'll never forget the name
    of the Hero Yusha, mackerel.
[19:57] Yusha
    You're making me blush.
[19:58] Seira
    I hope you'll, um, find happiness
     with your girlfriend now.
[20:04] Seira
    Huh? What?
[20:06] Mei
    Look over there.
[20:08] ---
    Mackerel...
[20:10] Mackerelman
    I'm so happy, mackerel.
[20:11] Mackerelman
    Me too, mackerel.
[20:13] Seira
    Wh-What's going on?
[20:14] Mei
    They supported each other
    while they were captured.
[20:17] ---
    That brought them closer
    together, apparently.
[20:19] Mei
    It's the bridge effect in play.
[20:21] Seira
    I'm so sorry!
[20:23] Mackerelman
    It's fine, mackerel.
[20:24] Mackerelman
    I'll find a better girlfriend, mackerel.
[20:30] Mei
    He's so strong.
[20:35] Fai
    After a battle comes good food!
[20:40] Yusha
    It's good because it's fresh.
[20:42] Mei
    We're still cooking more up!
[20:46] Yusha
    Oh, Chibi-chan!
[20:48] Yusha
    Where have you been?
[20:49] Yusha
    Today we defeated an evil god,
    and now we're having a fish party!
[20:52] Yusha
    See? Here!
[20:55] ---
    Burp.
[20:58] Yusha
    Huh? I guess you're already full...
[21:03] Fai
    That was delicious.
[21:04] Seira
    I'm full.
[21:05] Mei
    I can't eat any more.
[21:07] Yusha
    Me neither.
[21:10] Yusha
    Everyone, thank you for today.
[21:13] Yusha
    Not just for going along with
    my desire to visit the beach,
[21:16] Yusha
    but for helping me save
    the mackerelmen, too!
[21:19] Yusha
    Seira-chan, we were able to come
    to this island because you insisted
[21:23] ---
    that we take on a quest at a beach.
[21:25] Yusha
    And we found out the evil
    god was going to revive
[21:28] ---
    thanks to Fai-chan
     catching the mackerelman.
[21:31] Yusha
    Without Mei-chan's Cartado,
    we wouldn't have
[21:33] ---
    been able to go into the
    sea to fight the evil god.
[21:36] Yusha
    I think we really did something heroic today!
[21:39] Yusha
    So thank you, everyone!
[21:43] Seira
    What are you talking about, Yusha?
[21:45] Fai
    That's right! It was only natural!
[21:47] Mei
    Exactly.
[21:49] Mei
    We're your friends, aren't we?
[21:51] Mei
    And members of Yusha's party.
[21:55] Yusha
    Yeah! And I hope we'll stay that way!
[21:58] Siera
    Of course!
[21:58] Fai
    Yeah!
[21:58] Mei
    Sure!
SIGN    My Hero!
SIGN    "My Hero!"