E11 - Final Dead End!

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[00:06] Fai
    Leave this to me!
[00:09] Fai
    Faster-Than-The-Eye-Can-See Punch!
[00:16] Seira
    Seal his blades, Seal Weapon!
[00:21] Mei
    Looks like it's birdlime.
[00:23] Mei
    Perfect for birds.
[00:25] Mei
    For birds, hah!
[00:26] Seira
    I saw that one coming!
[00:30] Mei
    Oh, no. You're not getting away.
[00:32] Mei
    Breeze x 3 for a Tornado Combo!
[00:37] Mei
    Even with normal Cartado,
     it's all in how you use them.
[00:39] Seira
    Yusha, finish it!
[00:41] Seira
    Huh?
[00:42] Fai
    Sei-chan, over there!
[00:45] Seira
    Don't play around!
[00:47] Yusha
    It's fine!
[00:56] Yusha
    V!
[00:59] Seira
    Hey, haven't we gotten stronger?
[01:02] Mei
    I've actually been thinking that, too.
[01:04] Fai
    Me, too!
[01:06] All four
    We're strong!
[01:10] All four
    Yahoo!
[01:12] Rona
    Congratulations, everyone
    in the Hero's party.
[01:16] Rona
    As someone who's never failed to record
[01:19] ---
    a single action you all have taken,
[01:22] Rona
    I feel just as happy myself.
SIGN    Endro!
SIGN    Roll 11
    Final Dead End!
[03:02] Yusha
    So, now...
[03:04] All
    Give us quests for a Hero, please!
[03:07] Mao
    Anti-Chaos!
[03:12] Seira
    What did you do that for, Sensei?!
[03:15] Mao
    Looks like you're back in your right minds.
[03:17] Mao
    Can't you fix it on your own when
    you've been inflicted with Confusion?
[03:21] Seira
    We were in our right minds all along!
[03:23] Mei
    Also, Mao-sensei,
[03:25] Mei
    did you just cast magic
     without using any Cartado?
[03:28] Mao
    Gulp...
[03:29] Mao
    Never mind that.
     You wanted quests for a Hero?
[03:32] Mao
    What's the big idea?
[03:34] Yusha
    Yes, we do!
[03:35] Yusha
    Here, Mao-chan. Look at this!
[03:38] Mao
    A receipt for an advanced
    quest to defeat a criffon?
[03:42] Mao
    I see. That means...
[03:45] Mao
    Good luck with this.
[03:47] All
    We completed it!
[03:49] Rona
    Exactly, Sensei!
[03:51] Rona
    If you need proof, here!
[03:53] Seira
    From her chest?!
[03:56] Mei
    Th-That's the legendary rare Cartado that's
    said to record everything, "Truth Recorder"!
[04:03] Rona
    Thank you for the explanation, Mathers-sama.
[04:06] Rona
    Now, please watch this footage that I
    captured of Yusha-sama and the others!
[04:17] Mao
    I can't believe you actually defeated a
    criffon and cleared an advanced quest.
[04:22] Fai
    Princess, when did you...
[04:24] Rona
    I wanted to keep records of your actions.
[04:27] Rona
    For the tale of our newest Hero.
[04:30] Rona
    So I've been recording everything I've seen
    with my own eyes as your close friend.
[04:37] All
    Rona-chan!
[04:37] All
    Princess!
[04:40] Mao
    I see.
[04:41] Mao
    Both Yulia Chardiet's group and the
    Hero-fanatic princess have grown, for sure.
[04:48] Yusha
    Thank you, Mao-chan!
[04:50] Yusha
    This is all due to everything you've taught us!
[04:53] Mao
    I see. So this is what it's like
    to teach and guide others.
[04:58] Yusha
    So give us quests for a Hero!
[05:00] Mao
    Can't.
[05:01] Yusha
    Why not?!
[05:03] Mao
    The Demon Lord hasn't even revived yet,
[05:06] ---
    so why would there be
     any quests for a Hero?
[05:09] Seira
    That makes sense.
[05:10] Fai
    Well, can't have a Hero without a Demon Lord.
[05:12] Mai
    You say that as if there's a secret conspiracy
     between some past Demon Lords and Heroes.
[05:21] (Flashback) Warrior
    Mao-sensei,
[05:23] (Flashback) Warrior
    sometimes education requires
    both the carrot and the stick.
[05:27] (Flashback) Mao
    I see. That's helpful to keep in mind.
[05:29] (Flashback) Warrior
    Also, if you're providing them, both carrot
    and stick would be "carrot" to me.
[05:35] (Flashback) Mao
    I see.
[05:36] (Flashback) Mao
    That's not helpful at all.
[05:39] Mao
    Hmm...
[05:40] Mao
    Since you've cleared an advanced quest,
[05:44] Mao
    maybe I'll give you a special reward.
[05:46] Yusha
    Reward?
[05:48] Mao
    Yes. Anything in my power.
[05:50] Yusha
    I really want to defeat the Demon Lord.
[05:52] Mao
    Just how badly does she want to beat me up?
[05:56] Seira
    She just told you, there is no Demon Lord.
[05:59] Fai
    Is there anything else you want to do?
[06:03] Yusha
    I know!
[06:05] Yusha
    It's been so long since we
    were in Mao-chan's house!
[06:09] Mao
    I never expected you to
    ask to come over again.
[06:13] Yusha
    Well, it's fun being
    invited to a friend's house!
[06:16] Yusha
    Right?
[06:17] Mao
    You're calling a teacher your friend?
[06:20] Fai
    I wish the Princess could have come, too.
[06:23] Mei
    Rona-san said she's busy
    organizing her footage of us.
[06:28] Yusha
    I'm eager to see what
    kind of book she writes.
[06:30] Seira
    That's a long way off.
[06:32] Mao
    Hey, don't make a fuss
    in this cramped space.
[06:35] Mao
    Come on inside.
[06:37] Mao
    It's a little messy, though.
[06:39] All
    Pardon us—
[06:43] All
    This is more than a little messy!
[06:47] Mei
    I didn't think entering this room
     would mean cleaning again.
[06:52] Yusha
    I just assumed it was like this because
    of her Demon Lord Fever last time.
[06:57] Fai
    We were wrong to blame it on that.
[06:59] Seira
    Sensei, I have a thought.
[07:02] Seira
    I believe everything that has
    form will someday fall apart.
[07:05] Mao
    Yes.
[07:06] Mao
    Likewise, any beautiful room
    will eventually become dirty.
[07:11] Seira
    Mao-sensei...
[07:12] Mao
    Ellenoar Seiran...
[07:15] Fai
    Hey!
[07:16] Fai
    Don't you two slobs start bonding!
[07:19] Mao
    Oh, no! At this rate, my dignity as a
    teacher will plummet to the ground!
[07:23] Yusha
    Seira-chan, didn't you say you were going
    to clean your room the other day?
[07:28] Seira
    I-I am cleaning it!
[07:30] Seira
    I should finish in a hundred years.
[07:33] Fai
    Nice elf joke!
[07:35] Mei
    Well, I guess I'll take care
    of the cooking again today.
[07:39] Mei
    Come on, ingredients!
[07:42] Yusha
    Mei-chan, I'll help, too!
[07:44] Fai
    Pound the meat to tenderize it!
[07:47] Seira
    As you already know,
     Mei's cooking is the best.
[07:51] Seira
    Drool.
[07:52] Mao
    Yes, my dignity's in serious danger,
[07:56] ---
    just like this elf girl who's taking
    her long lifespan for granted
[07:59] ---
    and claiming she'll get serious one day
[08:01] ---
    when she's already abandoned
    all her femininity.
[08:03] Mao
    Which means...
[08:05] Mao
    Today you're my guests!
[08:07] Mao
    Therefore, it's my job to cook for you all!
[08:11] All
    You'll cook?!
[08:13] Mao
    Time to restore some
    of my dignity as a teacher!
[08:16] Mao
    Final Dead End!
[08:23] Mao
    So, how do you like my cooking?
[08:25] Yusha
    Incredible, Mao-chan...
[08:26] Seira
    But what's incredible...
[08:28] Fai
    ...is that we were watching her do it,
[08:30] ---
    but I can't tell what happened at all.
[08:33] Mei
    Um, you didn't use any Cartado, did you?
[08:36] Mao
    Now, go on and eat up!
[08:39] Mao
    Cooking is all about creativity and
    improvisation, just like adventuring!
[08:44] Yusha
    Time to eat!
[08:48] Yusha
    Is everyone alive?
[08:52] Fai
    This flavor doesn't exist
    in the natural world.
[08:56] Seira
    My mind's still clear,
     but I can only move my mouth.
[09:01] Mei
    It's as if it left our mouths alone
    solely to make us eat it all.
[09:07] Mao
    What, are you all spending
    the night here, then?
[09:10] Mao
    I wonder if I have enough pillows.
[09:13] Mao
    It's a waste to leave some behind.
[09:18] Mao
    Come on, monster. There's still some left.
[09:24] Yusha
    Ch-Chibi-chan?!
[09:26] Fai
    How inhumane.
[09:28] Mei
    Oh? Chibi-san's acting kind of...
[09:41] Mao
    What on earth is going on?!
[09:43] Mao
    Y-You'll make the landlord angry!
[09:50] Mao
    Y-You're...
[09:58] Mao & Meigo
    ENDRO!
[10:05] Yusha
    Oh, good morning, Mao-chan.
[10:08] Yusha
    Also, good morning, Meigo-chan.
[10:11] Meigo
    Good morning, Yusha-sama.
[10:14] Seira
    That certainly has settled
    into being her name.
[10:17] Yusha
    Well, she is a maid golem.
[10:19] Yusha
    So, "Meigo"!
[10:21] Mao
    You just named her what she is.
[10:24] Mao
    Why are complications
    like this happening again?
[10:30] (Flashback) Yusha
    A maid popped out!
[10:32] (Flashback) Yusha
    Bad Chibi-chan!
[10:34] (Flashback) Yusha
    Where did you even eat a maid?!
[10:36] (Flashback) Mei
    That's quite a violent thing to say.
[10:38] (Flashback) Seira
    Hold on.
[10:39] (Flashback) Seira
    This girl isn't human.
[10:41] (Flashback) Seira
    She's...
[10:43] (Flashback) Seira
    a golem.
[10:44] (Flashback) Fai
    Even though she's so soft?
[10:46] (Flashback) Seira
    Stop!
[10:48] (Flashback) Seira
    Still, I've never seen one that
    resembled a human so closely before.
[10:53] Mao
    What is she doing here?!
[10:56] Mao
    Before I got flung into the past,
[10:58] Mao
    she was an all-purpose golem that served me.
[11:01] Mao
    So what is she doing in this age?
[11:03] Mao
    And she came out of that monster's mouth?
[11:10] (Flashback) Evil God
    I have returned!
[11:12] (Flashback) Evil God
    This time I shall destroy the world!
[11:15] (Flashback) Evil God
    Wait, no! Not again!
[11:18] (Flashback) ---
    Burp.
[11:21] Mao
    Well, more importantly...
[11:23] Mao
    If she wakes up,
[11:25] Mao
    they'll find out I'm the Demon Lord!
[11:30] (Flashback) Yusha
    Oh, looks like she's awake.
[11:43] (Flashback) Meigo
    Um...
[11:45] (Flashback) Meigo
    Who am I?
[11:50] Yusha
    Wow, I guess amnesia really
    is a thing that happens.
[11:54] Fai
    Oh, that reminds me.
     Sei-chan's weapon is a hammer, right?
[11:57] Seira
    I'm not doing that!
[11:58] Fai
    No?
[12:00] Seira
    Of course not!
[12:01] Yusha
    But I'm sure she'll be fine,
     since she's living with Mao-chan for a while!
[12:05] Seira
    You're even bringing her to school with you.
[12:08] Mao
    Well, I can't just leave her alone.
[12:11] Mao
    I'm even more anxious when she's not nearby.
[12:14] Fai
    She's not bullying you, is she?
[12:16] Meigo
    No, she is treating me very well.
[12:19] Fai
    No, I meant in terms of your sense of taste.
[12:21] Mao
    Oh, shut up!
[12:23] Mao
    Besides, preparing our food
    has already become her job!
[12:26] Mei
    Oh?
[12:27] Mei
    So that means she won you over
    through your stomach, then?
[12:31] Mao
    What a weird way to put it...
[12:34] Warrior
    You homewrecker!
[12:37] Mao
    Would you go prepare to
    teach your classes already?
[12:46] Mao
    Today has been exhausting.
[12:48] Meigo
    You've done a good job, Mao-sama.
[12:51] Mao
    Most of it is from fretting about what
    to do when your memories come back!
[12:58] Mao
    I guess I'll have a drink with my
    coworker before I go home.
[13:04] Meigo
    I see.
[13:05] Meigo
    In that case, I'll head home by myself.
[13:14] Mao
    It's almost as if she's...
[13:17] Mao
    Actually, I think I'll lounge
    around at home instead.
[13:23] Meigo
    Understood, Mao-sama.
[13:26] Mao
    Hmph.
[13:31] Mao
    How many times must I tell you?
[13:33] Meigo
    But...
[13:34] Mao
    I can't eat in peace with you standing there.
[13:38] Mao
    This is an order!
[13:40] Meigo
    I understand.
[13:42] Meigo
    Pardon me, then.
[13:45] Both
    Time to eat.
[13:49] Mao
    Oh?
[13:50] Mao
    This soup is delicious.
[13:52] Meigo
    Yes.
[13:53] Meigo
    I got the fishmonger to share
    some of his secret broth.
[13:57] Meigo
    Apparently, the product is labeled
     "Mackerelman Leftovers."
[14:00] Mao
    I think I'm better off not pursuing
     the details any further.
[14:05] Meigo
    I see.
[14:06] Meigo
    Oh, have some of this
    salt-fried tottori, as well.
[14:10] Mao
    This looks good, too.
[14:15] Mao
    You know...
[14:17] (Flashback) Mao
    I'll allow it. Join me for dinner.
[14:21] (Flashback) Meigo
    A servant is never permitted to do that.
[14:26] Mao
    This isn't so bad.
[14:29] Mao
    Wait, I've been keeping this girl beside
    me so I can keep an eye on her!
[14:55] Rona
    Ahem!
[14:56] Rona
    I have a report!
[14:57] Rona
    I've reached a cut-off point in
    the organization of my records.
[15:00] Yusha
    Good job.
[15:02] Mao
    Why are you all in my home?
[15:05] Rona
    Because I wanted to try being invited
    over to a friend's home, as well.
[15:10] Mao
    I told you, I'm not your friend!
    I'm your teacher!
[15:13] Mao
    And besides, my home is super tiny!
[15:16] Rona
    Meigo-sama.
[15:18] Mei
    Yes?
[15:19] Rona
    Please rest assured.
[15:20] Rona
    In anticipation of something like this,
[15:23] ---
    I always keep with me a legendary
    rare that restores memories!
[15:28] Mao
    Wait! It restores them,
    no matter what happened?!
[15:31] Yusha
    That's incredible, Rona-chan!
[15:33] Yusha
    This is good news.
     You'll get your memories back!
[15:35] Mei
    Do you... really think so?
[15:37] Mao
    It's not good. It's not good!
[15:39] Mao
    I'm in trouble if you use that thing
    and restore her lost memories!
[15:43] Mao
    Hold on! Hold on!
[15:44] Mao
    You can't force her. You should be more carefu—
[15:47] Rona
    Sealed door of memories,
     open before this light of blessing!
[15:59] Rona
    How did it go, Meigo-sama?
[16:04] Rona
    It didn't work.
[16:05] Mao
    I-It didn't?
[16:07] Mao
    Oh, well! That happens sometimes.
[16:07] Rona
    Hmm, maybe I was out of magic power?
[16:10] Mao
    No need to be upset.
[16:11] Rona
    Mathers-sama?
[16:14] All four
    I just remembered!
[16:15] Mao
    Wait, they did?!
[16:18] Yusha
    We met at the adventurer school,
     formed a party...
[16:23] Seira
    And during class,
     Yusha drew the Hero's Sword.
[16:27] Mei
    And then we set off on a journey as the
    Hero's party, to defeat the Demon Lord.
[16:33] Fai
    We went on lots and lots of adventures
[16:35] ---
    and finally arrived at the
    Demon Lord's castle.
[16:38] Yusha
    Then we fought the Demon Lord...
[16:45] ---
    And...
[16:47] Yusha
    After we were thrown back into the past,
[16:50] Yusha
    we met each other once again, right?
[16:53] Yusha
    Mei-chan, Fai-chan, Seira-chan.
[16:57] Mei
    Yusha-san.
[16:59] Fai
    Yu-chan.
[17:01] Seira
    Yusha.
[17:03] Seira
    You did this!
[17:05] Seira
    This was your fault for flubbing
    the chant to that forbidden spell!
[17:08] Yusha
    I'm so sorry!
[17:11] Rona
    In other words, you all have practically
    defeated the Demon Lord already, then!
[17:15] Both
    Huh?
[17:17] Fai
    Yeah, that was easy!
[17:19] Mei
    That's what happens when we all get serious.
[17:21] Mao
    "Serious" how?!
[17:23] Rona
    Well, then, what about Meigo-sama here?
[17:26] Yusha
    Yeah.
[17:28] Yusha
    As I recall,
[17:29] Yusha
    she was the final enemy
     protecting the Demon Lord's room,
[17:31] Yusha
    and she was stronger than his Four Generals.
[17:35] Yusha
    I couldn't tell you why she just popped
    out of Chibi-chan's mouth, though.
[17:40] Rona
    If Meigo-sama is the Demon Lord's attendant,
[17:43] Rona
    wouldn't she know where
    the Demon Lord is right now?
[17:45] ---
    Gulp!
[17:46] Yusha
    I don't know... You think she'll tell us?
[17:49] Mei
    You think the Demon Lord's
    attendant is going to confess?
[17:52] Fai
    There's nothing we can do about it anyway,
     since her memories haven't returned.
[17:57] Seira
    Then why don't we just use her as a hostage
     to draw the Demon Lord out... maybe?
[18:03] All three
    Elves are scary.
[18:05] Seira
    I was kidding! I was just kidding!
[18:07] Rona
    Well, for now, let's keep her
     in the Lapanestra Kingdom!
[18:11] Rona
    We certainly can't allow something
    related to the Demon Lord to run free.
[18:15] Seira
    Right! That's a good idea.
[18:18] Yusha
    I see.
[18:19] Yusha
    You're right.
[18:22] Mao
    If she didn't regain her
    memories with that spell,
[18:25] Mao
    there's no more chance of
    her recalling my true identity.
[18:29] Mao
    This means my peaceful life
    will be secure once more.
[18:32] Mao
    Don't hate me for this.
[18:34] Mao
    Besides, this is the Princess
    we're talking about.
[18:37] Mao
    She won't do anything to hurt you.
[18:43] Mao
    Is she afraid?
[18:46] Mao
    Her, a golem without any emotions?
[18:51] Meigo
    You needn't worry yourself.
[18:55] Mao
    Have your memories returned?!
[18:58] Meigo
    In that case, you may take me in.
[19:01] Rona
    We won't mistreat you. Don't worry.
[19:04] Mao
    Calm down, now.
[19:06] Mao
    She may look human, but she's just a golem.
[19:10] (Flashback) Meigo
    I am a golem created to serve the Demon Lord.
[19:16] Mao
    She's not alive.
[19:17] Mao
    She's only capable of doing as she's ordered.
[19:21] Mao
    She's just...
[19:22] Yusha
    But if the Demon Lord's attendant is here,
[19:25] Yusha
    then the Demon Lord must
    be out there somewhere.
[19:28] Yusha
    So we have to defeat him!
[19:29] Yusha
    Because I'm the Hero!
[19:34] Seira
    Yusha...
[19:39] Mao
    That's right.
[19:41] Mao
    In the same way that she
    has her pride as the Hero...
[19:45] Mao
    I, too...
[19:47] Mao
    I won't let you!
[19:49] Yusha
    Mao-chan?
[19:50] Mao
    I have my own pride, too.
[19:52] Mao
    What Demon Lord would abandon
    their loyal servants?!
[19:58] Seira
    Th-This is...
[19:59] Mei
    What incredible magic power.
[20:00] Fai
    Mao-chan-sensei?
[20:11] Meigo
    Demon Lord...
[20:13] Demon Lord
    What's the matter, Yulia Chardiet?
[20:16] Demon Lord
    No... Legendary Hero!
[20:19] Demon Lord
    Have you not been longing
    to defeat the Demon Lord?
[20:24] Yusha
    Is that you, Mao-chan?
[20:27] Demon Lord
    I am the Demon Lord.
[20:29] Demon Lord
    The Demon Lord who shall
    rule over Naral Island!
[20:38] Yusha
    Rona-chan!
[20:42] Demon Lord
    If you want to save the princess,
    then come to my castle, Hero!
[20:47] Demon Lord
    I'll make you taste true despair once more!
[20:59] Seira
    No way...
[21:00] Fai
    I can't believe Mao-chan-sensei
    is the Demon Lord.
[21:03] Mei
    But that form and that magic power
[21:06] ---
    were definitely those of the
    Demon Lord in our memories.
[21:10] Yusha
    Rona-chan...
[21:11] Yusha
    Meigo-chan...
[21:13] Yusha
    Mao-chan...
[22:56] Rona
    Sensei...
[22:59] Rona
    No, Demon Lord.
[23:02] Rona
    Why are you doing this?
[23:06] Demon Lord
    You want to know?
[23:22] Mao
    I got caught up in the moment,
[23:25] Mao
    and I did it without thinking.
[23:28] Rona
    What?
SIGN    After the End Roll...
[23:36] ---
    "After the End Roll..."