E11 - Final Dead End!
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[00:06] Fai
Leave this to me!
[00:09] Fai
Faster-Than-The-Eye-Can-See Punch!
[00:16] Seira
Seal his blades, Seal Weapon!
[00:21] Mei
Looks like it's birdlime.
[00:23] Mei
Perfect for birds.
[00:25] Mei
For birds, hah!
[00:26] Seira
I saw that one coming!
[00:30] Mei
Oh, no. You're not getting away.
[00:32] Mei
Breeze x 3 for a Tornado Combo!
[00:37] Mei
Even with normal Cartado,
it's all in how you use them.
[00:39] Seira
Yusha, finish it!
[00:41] Seira
Huh?
[00:42] Fai
Sei-chan, over there!
[00:45] Seira
Don't play around!
[00:47] Yusha
It's fine!
[00:56] Yusha
V!
[00:59] Seira
Hey, haven't we gotten stronger?
[01:02] Mei
I've actually been thinking that, too.
[01:04] Fai
Me, too!
[01:06] All four
We're strong!
[01:10] All four
Yahoo!
[01:12] Rona
Congratulations, everyone
in the Hero's party.
[01:16] Rona
As someone who's never failed to record
[01:19] ---
a single action you all have taken,
[01:22] Rona
I feel just as happy myself.
SIGN Endro!
SIGN Roll 11
Final Dead End!
[03:02] Yusha
So, now...
[03:04] All
Give us quests for a Hero, please!
[03:07] Mao
Anti-Chaos!
[03:12] Seira
What did you do that for, Sensei?!
[03:15] Mao
Looks like you're back in your right minds.
[03:17] Mao
Can't you fix it on your own when
you've been inflicted with Confusion?
[03:21] Seira
We were in our right minds all along!
[03:23] Mei
Also, Mao-sensei,
[03:25] Mei
did you just cast magic
without using any Cartado?
[03:28] Mao
Gulp...
[03:29] Mao
Never mind that.
You wanted quests for a Hero?
[03:32] Mao
What's the big idea?
[03:34] Yusha
Yes, we do!
[03:35] Yusha
Here, Mao-chan. Look at this!
[03:38] Mao
A receipt for an advanced
quest to defeat a criffon?
[03:42] Mao
I see. That means...
[03:45] Mao
Good luck with this.
[03:47] All
We completed it!
[03:49] Rona
Exactly, Sensei!
[03:51] Rona
If you need proof, here!
[03:53] Seira
From her chest?!
[03:56] Mei
Th-That's the legendary rare Cartado that's
said to record everything, "Truth Recorder"!
[04:03] Rona
Thank you for the explanation, Mathers-sama.
[04:06] Rona
Now, please watch this footage that I
captured of Yusha-sama and the others!
[04:17] Mao
I can't believe you actually defeated a
criffon and cleared an advanced quest.
[04:22] Fai
Princess, when did you...
[04:24] Rona
I wanted to keep records of your actions.
[04:27] Rona
For the tale of our newest Hero.
[04:30] Rona
So I've been recording everything I've seen
with my own eyes as your close friend.
[04:37] All
Rona-chan!
[04:37] All
Princess!
[04:40] Mao
I see.
[04:41] Mao
Both Yulia Chardiet's group and the
Hero-fanatic princess have grown, for sure.
[04:48] Yusha
Thank you, Mao-chan!
[04:50] Yusha
This is all due to everything you've taught us!
[04:53] Mao
I see. So this is what it's like
to teach and guide others.
[04:58] Yusha
So give us quests for a Hero!
[05:00] Mao
Can't.
[05:01] Yusha
Why not?!
[05:03] Mao
The Demon Lord hasn't even revived yet,
[05:06] ---
so why would there be
any quests for a Hero?
[05:09] Seira
That makes sense.
[05:10] Fai
Well, can't have a Hero without a Demon Lord.
[05:12] Mai
You say that as if there's a secret conspiracy
between some past Demon Lords and Heroes.
[05:21] (Flashback) Warrior
Mao-sensei,
[05:23] (Flashback) Warrior
sometimes education requires
both the carrot and the stick.
[05:27] (Flashback) Mao
I see. That's helpful to keep in mind.
[05:29] (Flashback) Warrior
Also, if you're providing them, both carrot
and stick would be "carrot" to me.
[05:35] (Flashback) Mao
I see.
[05:36] (Flashback) Mao
That's not helpful at all.
[05:39] Mao
Hmm...
[05:40] Mao
Since you've cleared an advanced quest,
[05:44] Mao
maybe I'll give you a special reward.
[05:46] Yusha
Reward?
[05:48] Mao
Yes. Anything in my power.
[05:50] Yusha
I really want to defeat the Demon Lord.
[05:52] Mao
Just how badly does she want to beat me up?
[05:56] Seira
She just told you, there is no Demon Lord.
[05:59] Fai
Is there anything else you want to do?
[06:03] Yusha
I know!
[06:05] Yusha
It's been so long since we
were in Mao-chan's house!
[06:09] Mao
I never expected you to
ask to come over again.
[06:13] Yusha
Well, it's fun being
invited to a friend's house!
[06:16] Yusha
Right?
[06:17] Mao
You're calling a teacher your friend?
[06:20] Fai
I wish the Princess could have come, too.
[06:23] Mei
Rona-san said she's busy
organizing her footage of us.
[06:28] Yusha
I'm eager to see what
kind of book she writes.
[06:30] Seira
That's a long way off.
[06:32] Mao
Hey, don't make a fuss
in this cramped space.
[06:35] Mao
Come on inside.
[06:37] Mao
It's a little messy, though.
[06:39] All
Pardon us—
[06:43] All
This is more than a little messy!
[06:47] Mei
I didn't think entering this room
would mean cleaning again.
[06:52] Yusha
I just assumed it was like this because
of her Demon Lord Fever last time.
[06:57] Fai
We were wrong to blame it on that.
[06:59] Seira
Sensei, I have a thought.
[07:02] Seira
I believe everything that has
form will someday fall apart.
[07:05] Mao
Yes.
[07:06] Mao
Likewise, any beautiful room
will eventually become dirty.
[07:11] Seira
Mao-sensei...
[07:12] Mao
Ellenoar Seiran...
[07:15] Fai
Hey!
[07:16] Fai
Don't you two slobs start bonding!
[07:19] Mao
Oh, no! At this rate, my dignity as a
teacher will plummet to the ground!
[07:23] Yusha
Seira-chan, didn't you say you were going
to clean your room the other day?
[07:28] Seira
I-I am cleaning it!
[07:30] Seira
I should finish in a hundred years.
[07:33] Fai
Nice elf joke!
[07:35] Mei
Well, I guess I'll take care
of the cooking again today.
[07:39] Mei
Come on, ingredients!
[07:42] Yusha
Mei-chan, I'll help, too!
[07:44] Fai
Pound the meat to tenderize it!
[07:47] Seira
As you already know,
Mei's cooking is the best.
[07:51] Seira
Drool.
[07:52] Mao
Yes, my dignity's in serious danger,
[07:56] ---
just like this elf girl who's taking
her long lifespan for granted
[07:59] ---
and claiming she'll get serious one day
[08:01] ---
when she's already abandoned
all her femininity.
[08:03] Mao
Which means...
[08:05] Mao
Today you're my guests!
[08:07] Mao
Therefore, it's my job to cook for you all!
[08:11] All
You'll cook?!
[08:13] Mao
Time to restore some
of my dignity as a teacher!
[08:16] Mao
Final Dead End!
[08:23] Mao
So, how do you like my cooking?
[08:25] Yusha
Incredible, Mao-chan...
[08:26] Seira
But what's incredible...
[08:28] Fai
...is that we were watching her do it,
[08:30] ---
but I can't tell what happened at all.
[08:33] Mei
Um, you didn't use any Cartado, did you?
[08:36] Mao
Now, go on and eat up!
[08:39] Mao
Cooking is all about creativity and
improvisation, just like adventuring!
[08:44] Yusha
Time to eat!
[08:48] Yusha
Is everyone alive?
[08:52] Fai
This flavor doesn't exist
in the natural world.
[08:56] Seira
My mind's still clear,
but I can only move my mouth.
[09:01] Mei
It's as if it left our mouths alone
solely to make us eat it all.
[09:07] Mao
What, are you all spending
the night here, then?
[09:10] Mao
I wonder if I have enough pillows.
[09:13] Mao
It's a waste to leave some behind.
[09:18] Mao
Come on, monster. There's still some left.
[09:24] Yusha
Ch-Chibi-chan?!
[09:26] Fai
How inhumane.
[09:28] Mei
Oh? Chibi-san's acting kind of...
[09:41] Mao
What on earth is going on?!
[09:43] Mao
Y-You'll make the landlord angry!
[09:50] Mao
Y-You're...
[09:58] Mao & Meigo
ENDRO!
[10:05] Yusha
Oh, good morning, Mao-chan.
[10:08] Yusha
Also, good morning, Meigo-chan.
[10:11] Meigo
Good morning, Yusha-sama.
[10:14] Seira
That certainly has settled
into being her name.
[10:17] Yusha
Well, she is a maid golem.
[10:19] Yusha
So, "Meigo"!
[10:21] Mao
You just named her what she is.
[10:24] Mao
Why are complications
like this happening again?
[10:30] (Flashback) Yusha
A maid popped out!
[10:32] (Flashback) Yusha
Bad Chibi-chan!
[10:34] (Flashback) Yusha
Where did you even eat a maid?!
[10:36] (Flashback) Mei
That's quite a violent thing to say.
[10:38] (Flashback) Seira
Hold on.
[10:39] (Flashback) Seira
This girl isn't human.
[10:41] (Flashback) Seira
She's...
[10:43] (Flashback) Seira
a golem.
[10:44] (Flashback) Fai
Even though she's so soft?
[10:46] (Flashback) Seira
Stop!
[10:48] (Flashback) Seira
Still, I've never seen one that
resembled a human so closely before.
[10:53] Mao
What is she doing here?!
[10:56] Mao
Before I got flung into the past,
[10:58] Mao
she was an all-purpose golem that served me.
[11:01] Mao
So what is she doing in this age?
[11:03] Mao
And she came out of that monster's mouth?
[11:10] (Flashback) Evil God
I have returned!
[11:12] (Flashback) Evil God
This time I shall destroy the world!
[11:15] (Flashback) Evil God
Wait, no! Not again!
[11:18] (Flashback) ---
Burp.
[11:21] Mao
Well, more importantly...
[11:23] Mao
If she wakes up,
[11:25] Mao
they'll find out I'm the Demon Lord!
[11:30] (Flashback) Yusha
Oh, looks like she's awake.
[11:43] (Flashback) Meigo
Um...
[11:45] (Flashback) Meigo
Who am I?
[11:50] Yusha
Wow, I guess amnesia really
is a thing that happens.
[11:54] Fai
Oh, that reminds me.
Sei-chan's weapon is a hammer, right?
[11:57] Seira
I'm not doing that!
[11:58] Fai
No?
[12:00] Seira
Of course not!
[12:01] Yusha
But I'm sure she'll be fine,
since she's living with Mao-chan for a while!
[12:05] Seira
You're even bringing her to school with you.
[12:08] Mao
Well, I can't just leave her alone.
[12:11] Mao
I'm even more anxious when she's not nearby.
[12:14] Fai
She's not bullying you, is she?
[12:16] Meigo
No, she is treating me very well.
[12:19] Fai
No, I meant in terms of your sense of taste.
[12:21] Mao
Oh, shut up!
[12:23] Mao
Besides, preparing our food
has already become her job!
[12:26] Mei
Oh?
[12:27] Mei
So that means she won you over
through your stomach, then?
[12:31] Mao
What a weird way to put it...
[12:34] Warrior
You homewrecker!
[12:37] Mao
Would you go prepare to
teach your classes already?
[12:46] Mao
Today has been exhausting.
[12:48] Meigo
You've done a good job, Mao-sama.
[12:51] Mao
Most of it is from fretting about what
to do when your memories come back!
[12:58] Mao
I guess I'll have a drink with my
coworker before I go home.
[13:04] Meigo
I see.
[13:05] Meigo
In that case, I'll head home by myself.
[13:14] Mao
It's almost as if she's...
[13:17] Mao
Actually, I think I'll lounge
around at home instead.
[13:23] Meigo
Understood, Mao-sama.
[13:26] Mao
Hmph.
[13:31] Mao
How many times must I tell you?
[13:33] Meigo
But...
[13:34] Mao
I can't eat in peace with you standing there.
[13:38] Mao
This is an order!
[13:40] Meigo
I understand.
[13:42] Meigo
Pardon me, then.
[13:45] Both
Time to eat.
[13:49] Mao
Oh?
[13:50] Mao
This soup is delicious.
[13:52] Meigo
Yes.
[13:53] Meigo
I got the fishmonger to share
some of his secret broth.
[13:57] Meigo
Apparently, the product is labeled
"Mackerelman Leftovers."
[14:00] Mao
I think I'm better off not pursuing
the details any further.
[14:05] Meigo
I see.
[14:06] Meigo
Oh, have some of this
salt-fried tottori, as well.
[14:10] Mao
This looks good, too.
[14:15] Mao
You know...
[14:17] (Flashback) Mao
I'll allow it. Join me for dinner.
[14:21] (Flashback) Meigo
A servant is never permitted to do that.
[14:26] Mao
This isn't so bad.
[14:29] Mao
Wait, I've been keeping this girl beside
me so I can keep an eye on her!
[14:55] Rona
Ahem!
[14:56] Rona
I have a report!
[14:57] Rona
I've reached a cut-off point in
the organization of my records.
[15:00] Yusha
Good job.
[15:02] Mao
Why are you all in my home?
[15:05] Rona
Because I wanted to try being invited
over to a friend's home, as well.
[15:10] Mao
I told you, I'm not your friend!
I'm your teacher!
[15:13] Mao
And besides, my home is super tiny!
[15:16] Rona
Meigo-sama.
[15:18] Mei
Yes?
[15:19] Rona
Please rest assured.
[15:20] Rona
In anticipation of something like this,
[15:23] ---
I always keep with me a legendary
rare that restores memories!
[15:28] Mao
Wait! It restores them,
no matter what happened?!
[15:31] Yusha
That's incredible, Rona-chan!
[15:33] Yusha
This is good news.
You'll get your memories back!
[15:35] Mei
Do you... really think so?
[15:37] Mao
It's not good. It's not good!
[15:39] Mao
I'm in trouble if you use that thing
and restore her lost memories!
[15:43] Mao
Hold on! Hold on!
[15:44] Mao
You can't force her. You should be more carefu—
[15:47] Rona
Sealed door of memories,
open before this light of blessing!
[15:59] Rona
How did it go, Meigo-sama?
[16:04] Rona
It didn't work.
[16:05] Mao
I-It didn't?
[16:07] Mao
Oh, well! That happens sometimes.
[16:07] Rona
Hmm, maybe I was out of magic power?
[16:10] Mao
No need to be upset.
[16:11] Rona
Mathers-sama?
[16:14] All four
I just remembered!
[16:15] Mao
Wait, they did?!
[16:18] Yusha
We met at the adventurer school,
formed a party...
[16:23] Seira
And during class,
Yusha drew the Hero's Sword.
[16:27] Mei
And then we set off on a journey as the
Hero's party, to defeat the Demon Lord.
[16:33] Fai
We went on lots and lots of adventures
[16:35] ---
and finally arrived at the
Demon Lord's castle.
[16:38] Yusha
Then we fought the Demon Lord...
[16:45] ---
And...
[16:47] Yusha
After we were thrown back into the past,
[16:50] Yusha
we met each other once again, right?
[16:53] Yusha
Mei-chan, Fai-chan, Seira-chan.
[16:57] Mei
Yusha-san.
[16:59] Fai
Yu-chan.
[17:01] Seira
Yusha.
[17:03] Seira
You did this!
[17:05] Seira
This was your fault for flubbing
the chant to that forbidden spell!
[17:08] Yusha
I'm so sorry!
[17:11] Rona
In other words, you all have practically
defeated the Demon Lord already, then!
[17:15] Both
Huh?
[17:17] Fai
Yeah, that was easy!
[17:19] Mei
That's what happens when we all get serious.
[17:21] Mao
"Serious" how?!
[17:23] Rona
Well, then, what about Meigo-sama here?
[17:26] Yusha
Yeah.
[17:28] Yusha
As I recall,
[17:29] Yusha
she was the final enemy
protecting the Demon Lord's room,
[17:31] Yusha
and she was stronger than his Four Generals.
[17:35] Yusha
I couldn't tell you why she just popped
out of Chibi-chan's mouth, though.
[17:40] Rona
If Meigo-sama is the Demon Lord's attendant,
[17:43] Rona
wouldn't she know where
the Demon Lord is right now?
[17:45] ---
Gulp!
[17:46] Yusha
I don't know... You think she'll tell us?
[17:49] Mei
You think the Demon Lord's
attendant is going to confess?
[17:52] Fai
There's nothing we can do about it anyway,
since her memories haven't returned.
[17:57] Seira
Then why don't we just use her as a hostage
to draw the Demon Lord out... maybe?
[18:03] All three
Elves are scary.
[18:05] Seira
I was kidding! I was just kidding!
[18:07] Rona
Well, for now, let's keep her
in the Lapanestra Kingdom!
[18:11] Rona
We certainly can't allow something
related to the Demon Lord to run free.
[18:15] Seira
Right! That's a good idea.
[18:18] Yusha
I see.
[18:19] Yusha
You're right.
[18:22] Mao
If she didn't regain her
memories with that spell,
[18:25] Mao
there's no more chance of
her recalling my true identity.
[18:29] Mao
This means my peaceful life
will be secure once more.
[18:32] Mao
Don't hate me for this.
[18:34] Mao
Besides, this is the Princess
we're talking about.
[18:37] Mao
She won't do anything to hurt you.
[18:43] Mao
Is she afraid?
[18:46] Mao
Her, a golem without any emotions?
[18:51] Meigo
You needn't worry yourself.
[18:55] Mao
Have your memories returned?!
[18:58] Meigo
In that case, you may take me in.
[19:01] Rona
We won't mistreat you. Don't worry.
[19:04] Mao
Calm down, now.
[19:06] Mao
She may look human, but she's just a golem.
[19:10] (Flashback) Meigo
I am a golem created to serve the Demon Lord.
[19:16] Mao
She's not alive.
[19:17] Mao
She's only capable of doing as she's ordered.
[19:21] Mao
She's just...
[19:22] Yusha
But if the Demon Lord's attendant is here,
[19:25] Yusha
then the Demon Lord must
be out there somewhere.
[19:28] Yusha
So we have to defeat him!
[19:29] Yusha
Because I'm the Hero!
[19:34] Seira
Yusha...
[19:39] Mao
That's right.
[19:41] Mao
In the same way that she
has her pride as the Hero...
[19:45] Mao
I, too...
[19:47] Mao
I won't let you!
[19:49] Yusha
Mao-chan?
[19:50] Mao
I have my own pride, too.
[19:52] Mao
What Demon Lord would abandon
their loyal servants?!
[19:58] Seira
Th-This is...
[19:59] Mei
What incredible magic power.
[20:00] Fai
Mao-chan-sensei?
[20:11] Meigo
Demon Lord...
[20:13] Demon Lord
What's the matter, Yulia Chardiet?
[20:16] Demon Lord
No... Legendary Hero!
[20:19] Demon Lord
Have you not been longing
to defeat the Demon Lord?
[20:24] Yusha
Is that you, Mao-chan?
[20:27] Demon Lord
I am the Demon Lord.
[20:29] Demon Lord
The Demon Lord who shall
rule over Naral Island!
[20:38] Yusha
Rona-chan!
[20:42] Demon Lord
If you want to save the princess,
then come to my castle, Hero!
[20:47] Demon Lord
I'll make you taste true despair once more!
[20:59] Seira
No way...
[21:00] Fai
I can't believe Mao-chan-sensei
is the Demon Lord.
[21:03] Mei
But that form and that magic power
[21:06] ---
were definitely those of the
Demon Lord in our memories.
[21:10] Yusha
Rona-chan...
[21:11] Yusha
Meigo-chan...
[21:13] Yusha
Mao-chan...
[22:56] Rona
Sensei...
[22:59] Rona
No, Demon Lord.
[23:02] Rona
Why are you doing this?
[23:06] Demon Lord
You want to know?
[23:22] Mao
I got caught up in the moment,
[23:25] Mao
and I did it without thinking.
[23:28] Rona
What?
SIGN After the End Roll...
[23:36] ---
"After the End Roll..."