# E6 - One Room, 100 Square Feet, Demon Lord Included!
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**[00:02] Mao**
In short, medicinal herbs growing wild
by the roadside are unsanitary to use,
**[00:08] ---**
so unless it's an emergency...
**[00:12] Mao**
Unless it's... an emergency...
**[00:22] Yusha**
Mao-chan?!
**[00:23] Seira**
Sensei?!
**[00:23] Fai**
Mao-chan-sensei?!
**[00:23] Mei**
Mao-sensei?!
**[00:24] Yusha**
Mao-chan, what's wrong?
**[00:29] Yusha**
She has a terrible fever!
**[00:30] Rona**
Please leave this to me, Hero.
**[00:33] Yusha**
Rona-chan!
**[00:34] Rona**
It's important to remain calm
in moments like this.
**[00:36] Rona**
Don't panic, and don't rush.
**[00:38] Rona**
Yes! Let's build the ultimate
hospital here, right away!
**[00:42] Seira**
I think you've gone full circle
into panic territory!
**[00:45] Fai**
Let's get her to the nurse's office for now.
**[00:47] Mei**
The way you can make just the
right decision always amazes me.
**[00:55] Nurse**
I have the results of your exam.
**[00:59] Mao**
That look...
**[01:01] Mao**
I see. It figures.
**[01:05] Mao**
I had a feeling it would come to this one day.
**[01:07] Nurse**
This is terribly hard for me to tell you, but...
**[01:10] Mao**
I know my body best of all.
**[01:15] Mao**
I'm prepared to accept anything,
so just tell me the truth.
**[01:20] Mao**
I won't blame you for it.
**[01:22] Nurse**
Mao-sensei, you're dealing with...
**[01:26] Nurse**
Demon Lord Fever!
**[01:29] Mao**
"Demon Lord Fever"?!
***SIGN*** Endro!
**[03:12] Mao**
* Calling it "Demon Lord Fever" because*
* even a Demon Lord can't escape it...*
**[03:16] Mao**
*Humans sure have a way with names.*
**[03:19] Mao**
* Still, to think even I, one who gave up*
* being the Demon Lord, would fall ill...*
**[03:24] Mao**
* No, maybe this is my just punishment*
* for casting aside my duty.*
***SIGN*** Mao-chan Last Night
**[03:36] (Flashback) Mao**
Refill of strawberry juice!
**[03:40] (Flashback) Mao**
I'm home now!
**[03:44] (Flashback) Mao**
Off, off, off!
**[03:53] Mao**
*Yeah.*
**[03:54] Mao**
* I have no idea how I could have caught this,*
* so there's nothing to be done.*
**[03:58] Mao**
* I guess I just have to accept it as*
* a punishment being dealt to me.*
**[04:05] Mao**
It's a pain, but... oh, well.
**[04:09] Mao**
There's never been any wonder drug for it,
**[04:12] Mao**
so the only cure is to stay warm
and get plenty of rest and nutrition.
**[04:18] Mao**
Demon Lord Fever is terrifying!
**[04:25] Mao**
I know this is my fault,
but I still can't believe it.
**[04:29] Mao**
I suppose I should at least
be cooking for myself.
**[04:35] Mao**
Huh? What's this?
**[04:36] Mao**
It's the drop we got from the honey boo
monster during that outdoor practical.
**[04:41] Mao**
It's honey packed full of nutrients!
**[04:48] Mao**
This is all I have left?
**[04:51] Mao**
Well, it's better than nothing.
**[04:55] Mao**
Lick.
**[04:58] Mao**
So sweet!
**[05:00] Mao**
They say this honey provides
complete nutrition.
**[05:03] Mao**
With this, I can fight off Demon Lord Fever.
**[05:07] Mao**
Lick, lick, lick.
**[05:18] Mao**
I'm so miserable.
**[05:19] Mao**
What on earth am I doing here, all by myself,
instead of being the Demon Lord?
**[05:27] Mao**
If only I hadn't been sent into the past
during my battle with the Hero!
**[05:33] Mao**
Well, when I think about it, there's not
much difference between then and now.
**[05:43] (Flashback) Meigo**
Have you awakened, new Demon Lord?
**[05:47] (Flashback) Mao**
And you are?
**[05:49] (Flashback) Meigo**
I am a golem created to serve the Demon Lord.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Meigo**
Demon Lord, have you finished
recovering your memories?
**[05:58] (Flashback) Mao**
Yes, I'd like to say I'm completely done,
**[06:04] (Flashback) Mao**
but with 3,000 years worth of memories,
**[06:07] (Flashback) ---**
some of the details are still vague.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Meigo**
That's to be expected.
**[06:11] (Flashback) Meigo**
This is your 999th resurrection, after all.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Mao**
And when the Demon Lord
is resurrected in this land,
**[06:19] (Flashback) ---**
a Hero also appears to take them down, huh?
**[06:24] (Flashback) Mao**
If the legends are true, then we've
now been defeated 998 times.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Mao**
Hmph. It's as if we're being
resurrected only to be defeated.
**[06:35] (Flashback) Meigo**
I have confidence that you can achieve
victory this time, Demon Lord.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Mao**
Very well.
**[06:42] (Flashback) Mao**
In that case, you may begin guiding me
toward becoming a true Demon Lord.
**[06:46] (Flashback) Meigo**
Of course.
**[06:47] (Flashback) Meigo**
That is what I'm here for.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Mao**
What are those?
**[06:51] (Flashback) Meigo**
Glasses.
**[06:53] (Flashback) Meigo**
I will be your teacher.
**[06:55] (Flashback) Mao**
Really?
**[06:57] (Flashback) Meigo**
Indeed.
**[06:59] (Flashback) Meigo**
What is the weakness of the second
tail of a five-tailed dragon?
**[07:03] (Flashback) Mao**
That's easy. It's fire.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Meigo**
That is the weakness of its fourth tail.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Meigo**
The correct answer is that
the base of the tail is ticklish.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Mao**
That's not even the same type of weakness!
**[07:16] (Flashback) Meigo**
Tom-kun harvests 300 from his fields.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Meigo**
If he is taxed at 30%,
how much does he pay in taxes?
**[07:23] (Flashback) Mao**
That's ridiculous. He pays 90.
**[07:26] (Flashback) Meigo**
Incorrect.
**[07:27] (Flashback) Meigo**
Tom-kun pays no taxes
and flees into the night
**[07:30] (Flashback) ---**
after the Demon Lord burns all his fields.
**[07:33] (Flashback) Mao**
Am I some tyrant?
**[07:35] (Flashback) Meigo**
You are the Demon Lord.
**[07:37] (Flashback) Meigo**
The Demon Lord's Four Generals shall serve
as your partners for combat training.
**[07:41] (Flashback) Generals**
Demon Lord, prepare yourself!
**[07:47] (Flashback) Mao**
Are my Four Generals nothing but small fry?!
**[07:56] (Flashback) Mao**
I'll allow it. Join me for dinner.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Meigo**
A servant is never permitted to do that.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Mao**
I see.
**[08:08] (Flashback) Mao**
Go forth, my subordinates!
**[08:09] (Flashback) Mao**
This time, our Demon Lord Army
shall seize Naral Island!
**[08:30] (Flashback) Mao**
I am just a gargoyle in a birdcage.
**[08:33] (Flashback) Mao**
But one day, I shall take flight
**[08:35] (Flashback) Mao**
into that pitch-black night full of miasma.
**[08:40] (Flashback) Mao**
I am the Demon Lord, waited upon by all,
**[08:43] (Flashback) Mao**
so why...
**[08:45] (Flashback) Mao**
Why do I feel so unfulfilled?
**[08:49] (Flashback) Mao**
You say the Hero has appeared?!
**[08:52] (Flashback) Meigo**
A student at the adventurer school
**[08:54] (Flashback) ---**
drew the sacred sword and
departed with her friends.
**[08:57] (Flashback) Mao**
I see. At long last!
**[09:00] (Flashback) Meigo**
That makes you smile, Demon Lord?
**[09:04] (Flashback) Mao**
I was smiling?
**[09:09] (Flashback) Mao**
The Hero's here!
**[09:11] (Flashback) Meigo**
Yes.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Meigo**
They've defeated the Four Generals
sent to intercept them
**[09:14] (Flashback) ---**
and are heading straight here
for you, Demon Lord.
**[09:17] (Flashback) Meigo**
I shall go intercept them, as well.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Mao**
Wait.
**[09:22] (Flashback) Meigo**
What is it?
**[09:24] (Flashback) Mao**
No, forget it.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Meigo**
Then please excuse me, my Lord.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Mao**
Even if I wanted to stop her,
**[09:36] (Flashback) ---**
I don't even know her name...
**[09:42] (Flashback) Mao**
I guess in the end, I'm all alone.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Demon Lord**
I applaud you for reaching me, Heroes.
**[09:57] Mao**
I was this close to conquering Naral Island
**[10:00] ---**
and putting an end to my life in
the lonely Demon Lord's Castle...
**[10:11] Mao**
Why does the Hero have
to be someone so clueless?
**[10:19] Mao**
Who could it be at a time like this?
**[10:23] Yusha**
Mao-chan!
**[10:25] Yusha**
Please, don't die!
**[10:29] Fai**
Oh, nice lock, Yu-chan!
**[10:31] Fai**
You should have her beat in three seconds!
**[10:33] Seira**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[10:34] Seira**
Calm down and loosen your grip, Yusha!
**[10:37] Seira**
Come on! Mao-sensei's trying to tap out!
**[10:40] Seira**
Break away from her!
**[10:42] Seira**
Now fight!
**[10:42] Mei**
You need to calm down
yourself, Seira-san.
**[10:46] Mao**
You all really are clueless!
***SIGN*** Roll 6
One Room, 100 Square Feet, Demon Lord Included!
**[10:55] Mao**
*ENDRO!*
**[11:01] Yusha**
Are you all right, Mao-chan?
**[11:02] Mao**
I was doing fairly well
until you all barged in.
**[11:08] Fai**
I found some honey boo's
honey on the ground!
**[11:11] Fai**
It's so sweet!
**[11:12] Mao**
That's...
**[11:14] Mao**
G-Give it back!
**[11:16] Mao**
That's the only hope I have left!
**[11:19] Mao**
My final hope for nutrition!
**[11:23] Seira**
Your final hope? But it seems
there was hardly any left.
**[11:27] Fai**
You want to lick some too, Mao-chan-sensei?
**[11:30] Fai**
Here!
**[11:34] Fai**
It tickles when you lick like that!
**[11:38] Fai**
You want to taste some, too?
**[11:41] Fai**
Okay, here!
**[11:46] Seira**
Is that even sanitary?
**[11:50] Yusha**
Mao-chan looks really uncomfortable.
**[11:52] Yusha**
When I caught Demon Lord Fever
as a child, I recovered right away...
**[11:57] Yusha**
I know!
**[11:58] Yusha**
Hey, let's cure her Demon Lord Fever
really quickly with a Cartado!
**[12:02] Mei**
That's impossible.
**[12:04] Mei**
You can heal wounds with Cartado,
but not cure illnesses.
**[12:07] Mei**
That's just how they are.
**[12:09] Yusha**
I see.
**[12:11] Yusha**
I guess you can't just use
Cartado for everything, huh?
**[12:15] Seira**
Oh, that's kind of cute.
**[12:17] Fai**
Hey, Yu-chan.
**[12:19] Fai**
I'm sure it's not because Cartado lack power,
**[12:22] Fai**
but because mothers are incredible!
**[12:24] Yusha**
Mothers? Oh!
**[12:27] Both**
Oh!
**[12:46] Mao**
What?
**[12:47] Mao**
I've had enough of your visit, so go home now.
**[12:51] Mao**
Please.
**[12:52] Yusha**
We've made up our minds!
**[12:54] Yusha**
Since you're always taking care of us,
**[12:56] Yusha**
we're going to look after you
the way a mother would!
**[12:59] Mao**
Wh-What?!
**[13:01] Mao**
*Th-These guys are going to look after me?*
**[13:04] Mao**
*What's going to happen to me?!*
**[13:07] Mao**
* Have these girls realized I'm the*
* Demon Lord and come to end me?!*
**[13:17] Yusha**
Mao-chan, does that feel good?
**[13:20] Mao**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:21] Yusha**
When you've been sweating.
you need to wipe it off.
**[13:24] Mao**
Th-That's true.
**[13:28] Fai**
I'm back!
**[13:29] Fai**
I brought some good restorative fruits
and mushrooms I picked in the forest.
**[13:34] Fai**
Mei-chan, is this enough?
**[13:36] Mei**
That's plenty.
**[13:37] Mei**
Healthshrooms and easilydigestiseeds...
**[13:39] Mei**
And chicken, too.
**[13:41] Mei**
So with that...
**[13:44] Mei**
Change!
**[13:47] Mei**
Young wife mode!
**[13:50] Mei**
I'll make some food that's easy to keep down.
**[13:56] Fai**
Mei-chan's the most feminine
one in this Hero's party!
**[14:00] Yusha**
She can cook, clean, and sew, too.
**[14:04] Mao**
*This girl's full of surprises!*
**[14:07] Seira**
Well, I guess I'll clean her roo—
**[14:09] Yusha**
Sei-chan, you stay still.
**[14:09] Fai**
Seira-chan, you stay still.
**[14:11] Seira**
This again?!
**[14:13] Yusha**
We'll do the cleaning.
**[14:14] Fai**
Yeah!
**[14:20] Seira**
Chibi... You and I are friends, right?
**[14:25] Seira**
Chibi? What are you...
**[14:29] Seira**
Ch-Chibi-san?
**[14:35] Seira**
Hey, what did you just eat?
**[14:37] Seira**
No, wait, never mind!
Uh, why are you coming this way?!
**[14:39] Seira**
Stop!
**[14:40] Seira**
Don't open your mouth and show me!
**[14:45] Seira**
Mommy!
**[14:48] Mei**
Are you okay, Seira-san?
**[14:50] Seira**
Mei...
**[14:51] Mei**
It seems that Mao-sensei's having
trouble eating on her own,
**[14:54] ---**
so I'd like you to feed her.
Would you mind?
**[14:59] Seira**
Sure, I will!
**[15:03] Mao**
Is this really my home?
**[15:08] Yusha**
Didn't recognize it, did you?
**[15:10] Seira**
Here, Mao-sensei.
**[15:11] Seira**
Here's your food!
**[15:13] Mao**
R-Right.
**[15:14] ---**
Say "ah."
**[15:22] Mao**
*What is this? I feel oddly warm.*
**[15:26] Mao**
*Is it because of the fever?*
***SIGN*** Mao-chan's Memory
**[15:32] (Flashback) Mao**
Where am I?
**[15:34] (Flashback) Mao**
I was just fighting the Heroes...
**[15:39] (Flashback) Passerby**
Oh, sorry, young lady.
**[15:41] (Flashback) Passerby**
Are you hurt?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Mao**
How dare you?!
**[15:44] (Flashback) Mao**
Taste the power of the Demon Lord!
**[15:50] (Flashback) Mao**
What's the meaning of this?
**[15:53] (Flashback) Passerby**
Oh, that's what you're doing.
**[15:55] (Flashback) Mao**
What's so funny, human?!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Passerby**
My, how scary.
**[15:58] (Flashback) Passerby**
I see. So you're the Demon Lord, huh?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Passerby**
What am I to do?
**[16:02] (Flashback) Passerby**
The Hero has yet to appear, after all.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Mao**
You would insul— What?
**[16:10] (Flashback) Mao**
There's no Hero?
**[16:12] (Flashback) Mao**
I see.
**[16:14] (Flashback) Mao**
I think I've grasped the general idea.
**[16:16] (Flashback) Mao**
At present, there's no Hero here on
Naral Island, let alone a Demon Lord.
**[16:20] (Flashback) Mao**
Now, why is that?
**[16:23] (Flashback) Mao**
It would seem that I've
been sent to the past.
**[16:26] (Flashback) Mao**
And it must've been because... of that.
**[16:33] (Flashback) Mao**
But time travel is impossible,
save for Creator-class gods.
**[16:37] (Flashback) Mao**
Just how badly did that dimwit
Hero screw up for this to happen?!
**[16:44] (Flashback) Mao**
Still, this isn't all bad.
**[16:47] (Flashback) Mao**
Fortunately, I possess my
memories of the future.
**[16:50] (Flashback) Mao**
If I use those, I might be able to
prevent the birth of the Hero.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Mao**
However...
**[16:56] (Flashback) Mao**
Whether it's because the Hero's magic failed
**[16:59] (Flashback) ---**
or because I've traveled back in time,
**[17:01] (Flashback) Mao**
my power has been dramatically weakened.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Mao**
I'll need rest in order to recover my power.
**[17:07] (Flashback) Mao**
To do that...
**[17:10] (Flashback) Mao**
I'll need to procure a base and a job!
***SIGN*** Adventurer's Guild
**[17:16] (Flashback) Mao**
I am the Dem—Mao!
**[17:19] (Flashback) Mao**
Foolish humans of the Adventurer's Guild!
**[17:22] (Flashback) Mao**
You will obediently find me
a suitable job and residence!
**[17:27] (Flashback) Receptionist**
We don't have any good quests at the moment.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Here, eat this and go play outside, okay?
**[17:33] (Flashback) Mao**
Oh? How admirable of you to present tribute.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Mao**
I shall return!
**[17:41] (Flashback) Mao**
Curses! At this point,
I'll have to try everything!
**[18:03] (Flashback) Mao**
Why can I not find a base or a job?
**[18:05] (Flashback) Mao**
And why does everyone keep giving me candy?
**[18:10] (Flashback) Mao**
Frankly, candy isn't going to fill my stomach.
**[18:17] (Flashback) Mao**
To think the great Demon Lord
would be taken down by hunger...
**[18:33] (Flashback) Warrior**
Oh, you're awake?
**[18:35] (Flashback) Mao**
Don't "You're awake?" me.
**[18:38] (Flashback) Mao**
Why are you carrying me under your arm?
**[18:43] (Flashback) Warrior**
When you spot a cute young girl
collapsed on the road, you take her in!
**[18:48] (Flashback) Mao**
How can she have such clear, unwavering eyes?!
**[18:52] (Flashback) Warrior**
Well, I found you while I was on a quest,
so I couldn't leave you alone.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Mao**
Why do I get the feeling I would've
been safer if you had left me alone?
**[19:01] (Flashback) Mao**
Would you put me down?!
**[19:03] (Flashback) Warrior**
Sure. I certainly couldn't
fight like this, anyway.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Mao**
Huh?
**[19:09] (Flashback) Mao**
A five-tailed dragon?!
**[19:11] (Flashback) Mao**
When you mentioned a quest, did you mean—
**[19:18] (Flashback) Warrior**
You sure know a lot for a little one.
**[19:20] (Flashback) Warrior**
Have some candy.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Mao**
You, too?!
**[19:24] (Flashback) Mao**
Wait, we don't have time for this!
**[19:26] (Flashback) Warrior**
Right!
**[19:33] (Flashback) Mao**
Gaia Gate!
**[19:36] (Flashback) Mao**
Wow, I've recovered quite a bit.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Mao**
Candy's surprisingly amazing.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Warrior**
You're...
**[19:43] (Flashback) Mao**
Come on! Let's defeat it already!
**[19:45] (Flashback) Mao**
If this keeps up, I won't have enough
candy—I mean, magic power!
**[19:49] (Flashback) Warrior**
But that's a powerful foe.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Mao**
So you just have to go for its weaknesses.
**[19:54] (Flashback) Mao**
Go tickle the base of its second tail.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Mao**
If you do that, it'll calm down immediately.
**[20:00] (Flashback) Warrior**
All right.
**[20:01] (Flashback) Warrior**
Then let's go.
**[20:03] (Flashback) Mao**
Wait, why?!
**[20:09] (Flashback) Warrior**
You saved me today.
**[20:11] (Flashback) Warrior**
To think you already have such knowledge
and might when you're so young.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Mao**
But of course!
**[20:19] (Flashback) Warrior**
So on that note, how would
you like to be a teacher?
**[20:23] (Flashback) Mao**
A teacher?
**[20:24] (Flashback) Warrior**
I work as a teacher
at the adventurer school.
**[20:28] (Flashback) ---**
Would you like to, as well?
**[20:29] Mao**
* Why should the Demon*
* Lord raise adventurers*
**[20:33] ---**
* when one of them will*
* become the future Hero?*
**[20:36] (Flashback) Mao**
Sorry, but I—
**[20:37] (Flashback) Warrior**
Also, the adventurer school
is run by the kingdom.
**[20:40] (Flashback) Mao**
The kingdom?!
**[20:41] (Flashback) Mao**
You mean... I'd be... a public
official with a stable income?
**[20:46] (Flashback) Warrior**
Yes.
**[20:48] (Flashback) Mao**
If you don't mind, I would
love to accept that offer.
**[21:01] Mao**
Why are you sleeping with me?
**[21:05] Warrior**
Because a little girl was sleeping here.
**[21:07] Mao**
This woman keeps saying that
with such clear, unwavering eyes!
**[21:12] Mao**
Oh, my body feels light!
**[21:15] Warrior**
That's good to hear.
**[21:16] Warrior**
The girls who went home when
I came in were worried about you.
**[21:21] Mao**
They were?
**[21:25] (Flashback) Yusha**
She's like a baby,
falling asleep while she eats!
**[21:28] (Flashback) Yusha**
So cute!
**[21:30] (Flashback) Mei**
Her complexion's looking much better, too.
**[21:32] (Flashback) Yusha**
Please take care of the rest for us!
**[21:35] (Flashback) Warrior**
Of course. You can leave it to me.
**[21:37] (Flashback) Warrior**
You all love Mao-sensei, don't you?
**[21:45] Mao**
I see.
**[21:51] Warrior**
It's gone cold.
**[21:53] Warrior**
I should heat it.
**[21:56] Mao**
No.
**[22:02] Mao**
It's warm.
***SIGN*** Princess Rona, Fait On!
***SIGN*** "Princess Rona, Fait On!"