EX2 - Infernal Affair

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[00:01] Gu
    Sorry to call you here so suddenly,
[00:03] Gu
    but there's a special lecture
    at the Police Academy today,
[00:07] Gu
    and a situation has arisen where we need to
    send a graduate there from our department.
[00:12] Gu
    So, Rookie, I'd like you to go.
[00:18] Gi
    Me? Okay, when is it?
[00:20] Gu
    Today. Were you listening?
[00:22] Gu
    Right now.
[00:23] Gi
    But today is...
[00:25] Gu
    I know. But what the brass
    wants, the brass gets.
[00:30] Gi
    Wait a sec, Travis.
[00:32] Gi
    What about that undercover investigation?
[00:34] Gi
    We've been on that case for a long time.
[00:35] Gu
    Oh, about that...
[00:38] Gi
    Undercover investigation?
[00:39] Gi
    Today we're working on the investigation
    of a potential Phase 1 target.
[00:44] Gi
    So the four of us were planning
    on going to a certain party.
[00:49] Gu
    Oh, then I'll go instead...
[00:50] Gu
    That's right, Buzz-Cut.
[00:52] Gu
    That's why I called you here.
[00:55] Gu
    Inspector Vrubel, you are to dress
    as a woman and infiltrate the party.
[01:00] Gu
    Sure, that's fine...
SIGN    EX #02 Infernal Unfair!
[02:36] Gu
    D-Dress as a woman?
[02:39] Gu
    That's ridiculous.
[02:40] Gu
    Um, I'm pretty sure the three
    of us will be fine on our own.
[02:45] Gu
    No, I already registered
    four people as going.
[02:48] Gu
    We can't cause trouble for the
    place we're infiltrating.
[02:51] Gu
    Hey, I went to the Police Academy, too!
[02:54] Gu
    Why don't I go?
[02:56] Gu
    They asked for Rookie, not you.
[02:58] Gu
    Well tell them no!
[03:00] Gu
    You go tell them, then!
[03:03] Gi
    There he goes again...
[03:05] Gi
    I don't care what you decide,
    just call us when you're done.
[03:11] Gi
    He went and took another
    outside job again...
[03:15] Gi
    I wish he told us sooner, though!
    I need to get ready.
[03:19] Gi
    Where's Doug today?
[03:21] Gi
    He's off.
[03:23] Gi
    I'm jealous. The weather's gorgeous today.
[03:26] Gi
    What's he doing, you think?
[03:27] Gi
    His dry cleaning, I bet.
[03:29] Gu
    Yes, that's right!
[03:39] Gu
    I understand, Travis.
[03:40] Gu
    You understand?
[03:42] Gu
    Yeah.
[03:43] Gu
    I really do feel bad...
[03:46] Gu
    Ask Sophie, not me.
[03:49] Gu
    You know better than that, Buzz-Cut.
[03:51] Gu
    She's not a police officer!
[03:54] Gu
    And she has another important mission.
[03:57] Gu
    Mission?
[03:58] Gu
    Yes.
[03:59] Gi
    Hey, Travis.
[04:01] Gi
    The place we're going today
    doesn't have a single star.
[04:04] Gi
    Can I pick a different one?
[04:04] Gu
    Um, Sophie, we're still in a meeting...
[04:07] Gi
    Oh, sorry.
[04:11] Gu
    You're just going on a date with her!
[04:13] Gu
    No! It's a personal interview!
[04:15] Gu
    Anyhow, I am not dressing up as a woman!
[04:19] Gu
    Sheesh...
[04:20] Gu
    You really don't get it, Buzz-Cut.
[04:24] Gu
    Get what?
[04:25] Gu
    Listen.
[04:27] Gu
    Undercover missions involving disguises
    are among the most complex,
[04:29] Gu
    technically demanding things an
    officer will ever be asked to do.
[04:32] Gu
    It's the kind of thing every
    officer dreams of doing once.
[04:37] Gu
    And having to disguise your gender
    only makes it more difficult!
[04:43] Gu
    If you can do this, it assures your entry
    into the ranks of the most elite agents.
[04:50] Gu
    Most elite agents!
[04:56] Gu
    Where's my outfit?
[04:58] Gu
    I'm... I'm gonna be an elite agent!
[05:03] Gi
    Huh?
[05:05] Gi
    That wasn't what I was expecting...
[05:22] Gi
    We were right. Even Travis
    didn't react at all.
[05:26] Gi
    Yeah. Not at all.
[05:27] Gi
    His movements are all wrong.
[05:29] Gi
    Oh, Constable Vrubel!
[05:30] Gi
    Good timing!
[05:32] Gi
    I'm working on some new gadgets,
[05:35] Gi
    and was going to make a promo
    video for a presentation.
[05:39] Gi
    Can you help me out if you're not busy?
[05:41] Gi
    I'm kind of busy right now!
[05:44] Gi
    Even Apple didn't notice.
[05:47] Gi
    I'm actually more curious about
    how he sees that idiot Buzz-Cut.
[05:51] Gi
    He probably thinks of things
    in terms of either 0 or 1.
[05:54] Gi
    I'll be going, then.
[05:56] Gi
    Okay, good luck.
[05:59] Gi
    I knew we couldn't just expect you to
    put on a dress and turn into a woman.
[06:02] Gi
    Well, we still have three
    hours until the party.
[06:05] Gi
    Let's do what we can.
[06:06] Gi
    Hey, idiot Buzz-Cut.
[06:07] Gi
    It's practice time.
[06:09] Gi
    "Practice"? Practice what?
[06:11] Gi
    We know an expert, don't we?
[06:16] Gi
    Oh, I see.
[06:18] Gi
    I understand the situation.
[06:20] Gi
    Yes, that's fine.
[06:22] Gi
    I'm alone right now.
[06:24] Gi
    Yes, I'll be happy to help my brother.
[06:32] Gi
    Knees closed!
[06:33] Gi
    Chin down!
[06:36] Gi
    Your torso does not waver as you walk!
[06:38] Gi
    Arms in, not out!
[06:42] Gi
    Well, I suppose you pass.
[06:46] Gi
    Now we'll practice speaking and mannerisms.
[06:50] Gi
    Imagine I'm a guest at this
    party, and be my waitress.
[06:58] Gi
    Here ya go!
[07:01] Gi
    May I sit next to you?
[07:04] Gi
    Totally wrong.
[07:05] Gi
    Figured...
[07:07] Gi
    Hey, why do you think that is?
[07:09] Gi
    No idea. If I knew,
    I wouldn't be in this mess.
[07:11] Gi
    The reason, Kirill, is that you're trying
    to force yourself to act womanly.
[07:19] Gi
    Listen carefully. You don't
    need to lie about who you are.
[07:23] Gi
    All you need to do is
    forget that you're a man.
[07:29] Gi
    That sounds kind of deep.
[07:31] Gi
    What's important is confidence!
[07:37] Gi
    Listen, Kirill.
[07:39] Gi
    Right now, you're a girl.
[07:43] Gi
    You may be a little crude and unrefined,
[07:46] Gi
    but you're a cheerful and charming girl.
[07:49] Gi
    Understood?
[07:52] Gi
    I-I'm... I'm an elite agent...
[07:57] Gi
    One who can even lie about their gender...
[07:59] Gi
    I'm... I'm a girl.
[08:03] Gi
    A girl!
[08:06] Gi
    Hey, Milla.
[08:07] Gi
    How'd it go?
[08:09] Gi
    I just sent him back.
[08:11] Gi
    He'll arrive soon, so see for yourself.
[08:40] Gi
    Excuse me.
[08:42] Gi
    You were just so beautiful,
    it leapt out of my pocket.
[08:52] Gi
    He reacted. Looks like it worked.
[08:54] Gi
    Okay, let's go. We can do
    the briefing in the car.
[09:00] Gi
    We've got two targets for the investigation.
[09:02] Gi
    One is Guillermo Galvis.
[09:05] Gi
    He's believed to be an Anthem dealer,
    and is our main target.
[09:09] Gi
    We were investigating him
    as a potential Phase 1,
[09:12] Gi
    when we learned that he would be attending
    the opening party of the Grand Marina Hotel.
[09:17] Gi
    Our other target is Yusef bin Saeed Al Atal.
[09:21] Gi
    He's the only son of the rich financier who
    owns the hotel and is putting on the party,
[09:25] Gi
    and there's rumors he's into drugs.
[09:27] Gi
    There's also indications that he's
    made contact with Guillermo.
[09:30] Gi
    There's a good chance they'll try
    and do an Anthem deal at the party.
[09:35] Gi
    A handsome rich kid, huh?
[09:37] Gi
    I don't like him already.
[09:38] Gi
    Our mission this time is to infiltrate
    the party as part of the hired staff,
[09:42] Gi
    get evidence of Anthem possession
    on Guillermo and arrest him.
[09:51] Gi
    I'll work the coat check,
    and search his things.
[09:56] Gu
    Here, take this.
[09:57] gi
    May I take your bag as well, sir?
[10:01] Gu
    It's a personal item.
[10:03] Gi
    It's for security reasons.
[10:06] Gi
    Enjoy the party, sir.
[10:08] (Flashback) Gi
    Max will be on the floor,
    watching target A, Guillermo.
[10:12] (Flashback) Gi
    Yuri will hack into building security
    and observe target A on the monitors.
[10:18] (Flashback) Gu
    And me?
[10:20] (Flashback) Gi
    You'll be handling target B,
    Yusef, in Kay's place.
[10:25] (Flashback) Gu
    You want me to do that?
[10:27] (Flashback) Gi
    Yeah.
[10:28] (Flashback) Gi
    I thought Kay would be the right person for
    the job, but I think you can do it, too, Olivia.
[10:33] (Flashback) Gi
    Olivia?
[10:34] (Flashback) Gi
    Your new name, idiot Buzz-Cut.
[10:38] Gi
    Well, Deana? Find any Anthem?
[10:41] Gi
    Nope.
[10:42] Gi
    Thought so.
[10:43] Gi
    He's not that stupid.
[10:45] Gi
    Well, this was expected. We'll go to Plan B.
[10:48] Gi
    Yuri, what's target A up to?
[10:50] Gi
    On his way to the VIP room.
[10:52] Gi
    Is Target B here yet?
[10:54] Gi
    Not yet.
[10:56] Gi
    Idiot Buzz-Cut, you go to the VIP room, too.
[10:59] Gi
    Got it.
[11:00] Gi
    Got you any scotch?
[11:03] Gi
    Yes, of course.
[11:04] Gi
    Here.
[11:07] Gi
    You remind me of how my wife
    looked when she was young...
[11:12] Gi
    Th-Thanks.
[11:15] Gi
    You're surprisingly muscular.
[11:18] Gi
    I-I lift weights in my free time...
[11:21] Gi
    Crap. If he goes any further,
    he'll find out...
[11:24] Gi
    Oh, Mr. Goldman. Good evening.
[11:27] Gi
    Welcome.
[11:29] Gi
    I'll introduce you to my father.
[11:31] Gi
    Oh, thank you...
[11:40] Gi
    Target B is in sight!
[11:58] Gi
    Looks like a spoiled rich kid.
[12:02] Gi
    Excuse me.
[12:14] Gi
    Hey there, looking for me?
[12:17] Gi
    You've been staring at me for a while.
[12:20] Gi
    Um... I wanted to thank you.
[12:24] Gi
    There's no need to thank me.
[12:26] ---
    But...
[12:27] Gi
    Then...
[12:32] Gi
    Can I take this?
[12:34] Gi
    S-Sure...
[12:36] Gi
    Want to chat for a while?
[12:38] Gi
    I'm tired of being surrounded by crowds.
[12:43] Gi
    Mr. Goldman was quite rude back there.
[12:45] Gi
    No, I should be able to handle things
    smoothly, like you did, Yusef...
[12:49] Gi
    You know my name?
[12:52] Gi
    Everybody was saying it.
[12:55] Gi
    You're very popular, aren't you?
[12:57] Gi
    Popular, huh?
[13:00] Gi
    Everybody likes my family's money. Not me.
[13:06] Gi
    Yusef?
[13:08] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[13:09] Gi
    Is that...
[13:13] Gi
    Max, any movement?
[13:15] Gi
    No, not really.
[13:16] Gi
    Deana, you?
[13:18] Gi
    I'm inside the hotel.
[13:19] Gi
    I've searched all the hiding
    places I could think of,
[13:22] Gi
    and there's no Anthem to be found.
[13:26] Gi
    We'll have to catch them in
    the middle of the deal, then.
[13:29] Gi
    Where's Kirill?
[13:32] Gi
    I've been calling him,
    but that idiot isn't answering.
[13:36] Gi
    Are you okay?
[13:38] Gi
    I took some stomach medicine,
    so I'll be fine in a minute.
[13:42] Gi
    Where are you, idiot Buzz-Cut?
[13:44] Gi
    Shall we go back inside?
[13:47] Gi
    Yeah. Can't say I'm looking
    forward to it, though.
[13:51] Gi
    I don't like parties.
[13:53] Gi
    I'm just putting on an act.
[13:55] Gi
    I'm actually very shy and timid.
[13:58] Gi
    So I'm afraid to betray the expectations
    of the people around me...
[14:02] Gi
    I always lie about who I am, and try
    to be the perfect person I'm not.
[14:06] Gi
    You can see what it's done to my stomach.
[14:09] Gi
    Listen carefully. You don't
    need to lie about who you are.
[14:13] Gi
    I regret ever being born to a rich family.
[14:19] Gi
    Why not forget it for a little bit?
[14:23] Gi
    You seem like a good person.
[14:26] (Flashback) Gi
    What's important is confidence.
[14:29] Gi
    Don't force yourself to
    be somebody you aren't.
[14:31] Gi
    Be who you are.
[14:33] Gi
    Forget all those ideas about
    who you're supposed to be.
[14:39] Gi
    At least...
[14:41] Gi
    I think that's what you should do.
[14:43] Gi
    Is that how it works?
[14:46] Gi
    Hey, shit-for-brains-Bowl-Cut!
[14:48] Gi
    What are you doing?
[14:49] Gi
    Shut up! I'm busy now!
[14:52] Gi
    Just don't forget your mission!
[14:54] Gi
    I know!
[14:55] Gi
    What's wrong?
[14:57] Gi
    Nothing's wrong!
[15:01] Gi
    No, I'm sorry, that was...
[15:22] Gi
    No, um...
[15:23] Gi
    That wasn't what it looked like.
[15:28] Gi
    Were you forcing yourself
    to be someone you weren't?
[15:32] Gi
    I see... That's how it is.
[15:34] Gi
    That's right.
[15:36] Gi
    See? My real voice is like this.
[15:38] Gi
    They always tell me to be more feminine.
[15:40] Gi
    And as you can see, I barely know
    how to wear a dress or heels.
[15:44] Gi
    Everything I just told you was something
    I was told by somebody else.
[15:48] Gi
    You're a funny girl.
[15:51] Gi
    I get that a lot, too.
[15:54] Gi
    Would you tell me your name?
[15:57] Gi
    Olivia.
[15:59] Gi
    I'm glad I got to talk to you, Olivia.
[16:03] Gi
    See you around.
[16:09] Gi
    Target B has re-entered the hotel.
[16:11] Gi
    Target A is moving through
    corridor A on floor 1.
[16:15] Gi
    Target B is taking the emergency stairs
    on the east side to the basement.
[16:19] Gi
    Target A is headed underground via
    the western emergency stairs.
[16:27] Gi
    You did it, right idiot Buzz-Cut?
[16:29] Gi
    Yeah, it worked.
[16:36] Gi
    Well done.
[16:38] Gi
    By the way, do you have it?
[16:40] Gi
    What are you talking about?
[16:43] Gi
    The deal was that today would be the day.
[16:46] Gi
    Oh, that's right.
[16:48] Gi
    Let's go somewhere else.
[16:50] Gi
    It'll be a pain if they head outside.
[16:50] Background
    I'm the cautious type.
[16:52] Gu
    Shouldn't we grab them now?
[16:53] Gu
    No, there's no need for that.
[16:57] Gu
    What does that mean?
[16:58] Gu
    I want to call off the deal.
[17:00] Gu
    It's a little late for that.
[17:04] Gu
    You're the one who wanted
    to change who you are.
[17:06] Gu
    Yes. But I don't need to rely
    on those things anymore.
[17:11] Gu
    I've decided I'll change by myself.
[17:15] Gu
    I'm sorry, but I'm leaving.
[17:18] Gu
    You can't expect to get away with that.
[17:24] Gu
    Not yet!
[17:25] Gu
    But...
[17:26] Gu
    If you panic here, you'll ruin everything!
[17:28] Gu
    Are you an idiot?
[17:30] Gu
    Now that you know I'm a dealer,
    there's no going back!
[17:38] Gu
    We're in the same boat now, you and I.
[17:41] Gu
    Now the deal's made.
[17:44] Gu
    This is SEVEN-O!
[17:45] Gu
    Hand him over right now!
[17:52] Gu
    Wait!
[17:53] Gu
    Ow...
[17:55] Gu
    Olivia?
[17:57] Gu
    Stop right there.
[17:59] Gu
    Max, that's mine. Take good care of it.
[18:23] Gu
    You're good, Max!
[18:35] Gu
    I see.
[18:37] Gu
    You're a detective.
[18:40] Gu
    I'm very sorry about what happened.
[18:44] Gu
    But...
[18:45] Gu
    I'm glad you're not hurt.
[18:49] Gu
    What's gotten into you, idiot Buzz-Cut?
[18:51] Gu
    No, it's nothing.
[18:53] Gu
    Remember! You're a man!
[18:56] Gu
    Kirill Vrubel, the elite agent!
[19:04] Gu
    Good morning, Kay.
[19:06] Gu
    Did yesterday's lecture go okay?
[19:08] Gu
    It went perfectly!
[19:10] Gu
    I couldn't get anything ready,
[19:12] Gu
    so I just drew a picture
    of Anthem's side effects,
[19:15] Gu
    and I scared everybody!
[19:19] Gu
    I think I did a great job of sharing
    with them how dangerous Anthem is!
[19:23] Gu
    Glad to hear it.
[19:24] Gu
    How was the investigation?
[19:27] Gu
    It worked out.
[19:29] Gu
    Idiot Buzz-Cut's seduction
    was a miraculous success.
[19:32] Gu
    What's this about?
[19:35] Gu
    Whew. I was almost late!
[19:41] Gu
    Yesterday was a mess.
[19:43] Gu
    But I was lucky he was off.
[19:46] Gu
    He can be a bit of a dick, sometimes.
[19:49] Gu
    If he saw me...
[19:51] Gu
    Hey, Olivia.
[19:52] Gu
    What is it?
[19:57] Gu
    Wait, that's not my voice!
[19:58] Gu
    And Doug, how did you know—
[20:02] Gu
    Of course, it was Deana's doing.
[20:08] Gu
    Hey, do you think that guy from
    yesterday will be found guilty?
[20:12] Gu
    You mean Yusef?
[20:13] Gu
    The Anthem trade itself didn't happen,
[20:16] Gu
    but he's suspected of using illegal drugs.
[20:20] Gu
    That's right...
[20:22] Gu
    But well, it's his first offense.
[20:23] Gu
    If he's cooperative,
[20:25] Gu
    he might not get a heavy charge.
[20:26] Gu
    I see.
[20:28] Gu
    He seemed like a good guy, you know.
[20:31] Gu
    Good work yesterday, everyone.
[20:36] Gu
    Oh, you're in a good mood, Travis.
[20:39] Gu
    Oh, that Yusef guy that got
    brought in with the dealer?
[20:44] Gu
    He's been very cooperative, and I'm getting a
    lot of thank-yous from the rest of the force.
[20:48] Gu
    He didn't seem the talkative type.
[20:51] Gu
    Well, he said he'd do anything to
    help the purple-haired detective
[20:55] Gu
    he met at the party.
[20:59] Gu
    Wait, did any of my Angels have purple hair?
[21:04] Gu
    Looks like you've got another fan!
[21:06] Gu
    It's pure love!
[21:08] Gu
    Hey, when he gets out, do you think
    he'll come to you with a bouquet?
[21:12] Gu
    I think he will.
[21:14] Gu
    Congrats. You'll be marrying a rich guy.
[21:18] Gu
    Where are you going?
[21:21] Gu
    I'm going to meet him and explain things!
[21:24] Gu
    They say love is blind, you know.
[21:26] Gu
    Shut up!
[21:28] Gu
    Hey, bring him some doughnuts if
    you're visiting him in jail, Olivia!
[21:33] Gu
    Shut up!
[21:34] Gu
    I'm never dressing as a woman again!
[21:36] Gu
    He really is a funny guy.
[23:13] Gu
    This is a great photo.
[23:15] Gu
    Right? He looks good.
[23:19] Gu
    He does.
[23:20] Gu
    He said he'd never do it again, though.
[23:23] Gu
    Anyway, see you later.
[23:26] Gu
    Oh, this...
[23:28] Gu
    Keep it.
[23:29] Gu
    It's a precious memory
    of your brother, right?
[23:31] Gu
    Thanks, Deana.
[23:33] Gu
    Let's make him wear a
    wedding dress next time.
[23:37] Gu
    You're right. He may look good.
[23:40] Gu
    This will become a reality in
    the not-too-distant future!
[23:44] Gu
    Oh, Milla.
[23:45] Gu
    Who's the beauty in the picture?
[23:48] Gu
    My little sister.
[23:49] Gu
    I see!
[23:51] Gu
    Both you and your sister are gorgeous!
[23:55] Gu
    This is a request from
    "TM" who lives in L-City.
[23:58] Gu
    "I love SEVEN-O and want to see
    them in a hot springs episode."
[24:02] Gu
    So next time on Double Decker*, it's*
[24:04] Gu
    "Detective Buzz-Cut In the
    Steam Murder Mystery Case!"
SIGN    Detective Buzz-Cut In the
    Steam Murder Mystery Case!
[24:06] Gu
    Thank you for the post card, Travis Murphy!