EX2 - Infernal Affair Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names. This is handled on a best-effort basis depending on how the subtitle file was created so they may be incomplete or inaccurate. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Gu     Sorry to call you here so suddenly, [00:03] Gu     but there's a special lecture     at the Police Academy today, [00:07] Gu     and a situation has arisen where we need to     send a graduate there from our department. [00:12] Gu     So, Rookie, I'd like you to go. [00:18] Gi     Me? Okay, when is it? [00:20] Gu     Today. Were you listening? [00:22] Gu     Right now. [00:23] Gi     But today is... [00:25] Gu     I know. But what the brass     wants, the brass gets. [00:30] Gi     Wait a sec, Travis. [00:32] Gi     What about that undercover investigation? [00:34] Gi     We've been on that case for a long time. [00:35] Gu     Oh, about that... [00:38] Gi     Undercover investigation? [00:39] Gi     Today we're working on the investigation     of a potential Phase 1 target. [00:44] Gi     So the four of us were planning     on going to a certain party. [00:49] Gu     Oh, then I'll go instead... [00:50] Gu     That's right, Buzz-Cut. [00:52] Gu     That's why I called you here. [00:55] Gu     Inspector Vrubel, you are to dress     as a woman and infiltrate the party. [01:00] Gu     Sure, that's fine... SIGN    EX #02 Infernal Unfair! [02:36] Gu     D-Dress as a woman? [02:39] Gu     That's ridiculous. [02:40] Gu     Um, I'm pretty sure the three     of us will be fine on our own. [02:45] Gu     No, I already registered     four people as going. [02:48] Gu     We can't cause trouble for the     place we're infiltrating. [02:51] Gu     Hey, I went to the Police Academy, too! [02:54] Gu     Why don't I go? [02:56] Gu     They asked for Rookie, not you. [02:58] Gu     Well tell them no! [03:00] Gu     You go tell them, then! [03:03] Gi     There he goes again... [03:05] Gi     I don't care what you decide,     just call us when you're done. [03:11] Gi     He went and took another     outside job again... [03:15] Gi     I wish he told us sooner, though!     I need to get ready. [03:19] Gi     Where's Doug today? [03:21] Gi     He's off. [03:23] Gi     I'm jealous. The weather's gorgeous today. [03:26] Gi     What's he doing, you think? [03:27] Gi     His dry cleaning, I bet. [03:29] Gu     Yes, that's right! [03:39] Gu     I understand, Travis. [03:40] Gu     You understand? [03:42] Gu     Yeah. [03:43] Gu     I really do feel bad... [03:46] Gu     Ask Sophie, not me. [03:49] Gu     You know better than that, Buzz-Cut. [03:51] Gu     She's not a police officer! [03:54] Gu     And she has another important mission. [03:57] Gu     Mission? [03:58] Gu     Yes. [03:59] Gi     Hey, Travis. [04:01] Gi     The place we're going today     doesn't have a single star. [04:04] Gi     Can I pick a different one? [04:04] Gu     Um, Sophie, we're still in a meeting... [04:07] Gi     Oh, sorry. [04:11] Gu     You're just going on a date with her! [04:13] Gu     No! It's a personal interview! [04:15] Gu     Anyhow, I am not dressing up as a woman! [04:19] Gu     Sheesh... [04:20] Gu     You really don't get it, Buzz-Cut. [04:24] Gu     Get what? [04:25] Gu     Listen. [04:27] Gu     Undercover missions involving disguises     are among the most complex, [04:29] Gu     technically demanding things an     officer will ever be asked to do. [04:32] Gu     It's the kind of thing every     officer dreams of doing once. [04:37] Gu     And having to disguise your gender     only makes it more difficult! [04:43] Gu     If you can do this, it assures your entry     into the ranks of the most elite agents. [04:50] Gu     Most elite agents! [04:56] Gu     Where's my outfit? [04:58] Gu     I'm... I'm gonna be an elite agent! [05:03] Gi     Huh? [05:05] Gi     That wasn't what I was expecting... [05:22] Gi     We were right. Even Travis     didn't react at all. [05:26] Gi     Yeah. Not at all. [05:27] Gi     His movements are all wrong. [05:29] Gi     Oh, Constable Vrubel! [05:30] Gi     Good timing! [05:32] Gi     I'm working on some new gadgets, [05:35] Gi     and was going to make a promo     video for a presentation. [05:39] Gi     Can you help me out if you're not busy? [05:41] Gi     I'm kind of busy right now! [05:44] Gi     Even Apple didn't notice. [05:47] Gi     I'm actually more curious about     how he sees that idiot Buzz-Cut. [05:51] Gi     He probably thinks of things     in terms of either 0 or 1. [05:54] Gi     I'll be going, then. [05:56] Gi     Okay, good luck. [05:59] Gi     I knew we couldn't just expect you to     put on a dress and turn into a woman. [06:02] Gi     Well, we still have three     hours until the party. [06:05] Gi     Let's do what we can. [06:06] Gi     Hey, idiot Buzz-Cut. [06:07] Gi     It's practice time. [06:09] Gi     "Practice"? Practice what? [06:11] Gi     We know an expert, don't we? [06:16] Gi     Oh, I see. [06:18] Gi     I understand the situation. [06:20] Gi     Yes, that's fine. [06:22] Gi     I'm alone right now. [06:24] Gi     Yes, I'll be happy to help my brother. [06:32] Gi     Knees closed! [06:33] Gi     Chin down! [06:36] Gi     Your torso does not waver as you walk! [06:38] Gi     Arms in, not out! [06:42] Gi     Well, I suppose you pass. [06:46] Gi     Now we'll practice speaking and mannerisms. [06:50] Gi     Imagine I'm a guest at this     party, and be my waitress. [06:58] Gi     Here ya go! [07:01] Gi     May I sit next to you? [07:04] Gi     Totally wrong. [07:05] Gi     Figured... [07:07] Gi     Hey, why do you think that is? [07:09] Gi     No idea. If I knew,     I wouldn't be in this mess. [07:11] Gi     The reason, Kirill, is that you're trying     to force yourself to act womanly. [07:19] Gi     Listen carefully. You don't     need to lie about who you are. [07:23] Gi     All you need to do is     forget that you're a man. [07:29] Gi     That sounds kind of deep. [07:31] Gi     What's important is confidence! [07:37] Gi     Listen, Kirill. [07:39] Gi     Right now, you're a girl. [07:43] Gi     You may be a little crude and unrefined, [07:46] Gi     but you're a cheerful and charming girl. [07:49] Gi     Understood? [07:52] Gi     I-I'm... I'm an elite agent... [07:57] Gi     One who can even lie about their gender... [07:59] Gi     I'm... I'm a girl. [08:03] Gi     A girl! [08:06] Gi     Hey, Milla. [08:07] Gi     How'd it go? [08:09] Gi     I just sent him back. [08:11] Gi     He'll arrive soon, so see for yourself. [08:40] Gi     Excuse me. [08:42] Gi     You were just so beautiful,     it leapt out of my pocket. [08:52] Gi     He reacted. Looks like it worked. [08:54] Gi     Okay, let's go. We can do     the briefing in the car. [09:00] Gi     We've got two targets for the investigation. [09:02] Gi     One is Guillermo Galvis. [09:05] Gi     He's believed to be an Anthem dealer,     and is our main target. [09:09] Gi     We were investigating him     as a potential Phase 1, [09:12] Gi     when we learned that he would be attending     the opening party of the Grand Marina Hotel. [09:17] Gi     Our other target is Yusef bin Saeed Al Atal. [09:21] Gi     He's the only son of the rich financier who     owns the hotel and is putting on the party, [09:25] Gi     and there's rumors he's into drugs. [09:27] Gi     There's also indications that he's     made contact with Guillermo. [09:30] Gi     There's a good chance they'll try     and do an Anthem deal at the party. [09:35] Gi     A handsome rich kid, huh? [09:37] Gi     I don't like him already. [09:38] Gi     Our mission this time is to infiltrate     the party as part of the hired staff, [09:42] Gi     get evidence of Anthem possession     on Guillermo and arrest him. [09:51] Gi     I'll work the coat check,     and search his things. [09:56] Gu     Here, take this. [09:57] gi     May I take your bag as well, sir? [10:01] Gu     It's a personal item. [10:03] Gi     It's for security reasons. [10:06] Gi     Enjoy the party, sir. [10:08] (Flashback) Gi     Max will be on the floor,     watching target A, Guillermo. [10:12] (Flashback) Gi     Yuri will hack into building security     and observe target A on the monitors. [10:18] (Flashback) Gu     And me? [10:20] (Flashback) Gi     You'll be handling target B,     Yusef, in Kay's place. [10:25] (Flashback) Gu     You want me to do that? [10:27] (Flashback) Gi     Yeah. [10:28] (Flashback) Gi     I thought Kay would be the right person for     the job, but I think you can do it, too, Olivia. [10:33] (Flashback) Gi     Olivia? [10:34] (Flashback) Gi     Your new name, idiot Buzz-Cut. [10:38] Gi     Well, Deana? Find any Anthem? [10:41] Gi     Nope. [10:42] Gi     Thought so. [10:43] Gi     He's not that stupid. [10:45] Gi     Well, this was expected. We'll go to Plan B. [10:48] Gi     Yuri, what's target A up to? [10:50] Gi     On his way to the VIP room. [10:52] Gi     Is Target B here yet? [10:54] Gi     Not yet. [10:56] Gi     Idiot Buzz-Cut, you go to the VIP room, too. [10:59] Gi     Got it. [11:00] Gi     Got you any scotch? [11:03] Gi     Yes, of course. [11:04] Gi     Here. [11:07] Gi     You remind me of how my wife     looked when she was young... [11:12] Gi     Th-Thanks. [11:15] Gi     You're surprisingly muscular. [11:18] Gi     I-I lift weights in my free time... [11:21] Gi     Crap. If he goes any further,     he'll find out... [11:24] Gi     Oh, Mr. Goldman. Good evening. [11:27] Gi     Welcome. [11:29] Gi     I'll introduce you to my father. [11:31] Gi     Oh, thank you... [11:40] Gi     Target B is in sight! [11:58] Gi     Looks like a spoiled rich kid. [12:02] Gi     Excuse me. [12:14] Gi     Hey there, looking for me? [12:17] Gi     You've been staring at me for a while. [12:20] Gi     Um... I wanted to thank you. [12:24] Gi     There's no need to thank me. [12:26] ---     But... [12:27] Gi     Then... [12:32] Gi     Can I take this? [12:34] Gi     S-Sure... [12:36] Gi     Want to chat for a while? [12:38] Gi     I'm tired of being surrounded by crowds. [12:43] Gi     Mr. Goldman was quite rude back there. [12:45] Gi     No, I should be able to handle things     smoothly, like you did, Yusef... [12:49] Gi     You know my name? [12:52] Gi     Everybody was saying it. [12:55] Gi     You're very popular, aren't you? [12:57] Gi     Popular, huh? [13:00] Gi     Everybody likes my family's money. Not me. [13:06] Gi     Yusef? [13:08] Gi     I'm sorry. [13:09] Gi     Is that... [13:13] Gi     Max, any movement? [13:15] Gi     No, not really. [13:16] Gi     Deana, you? [13:18] Gi     I'm inside the hotel. [13:19] Gi     I've searched all the hiding     places I could think of, [13:22] Gi     and there's no Anthem to be found. [13:26] Gi     We'll have to catch them in     the middle of the deal, then. [13:29] Gi     Where's Kirill? [13:32] Gi     I've been calling him,     but that idiot isn't answering. [13:36] Gi     Are you okay? [13:38] Gi     I took some stomach medicine,     so I'll be fine in a minute. [13:42] Gi     Where are you, idiot Buzz-Cut? [13:44] Gi     Shall we go back inside? [13:47] Gi     Yeah. Can't say I'm looking     forward to it, though. [13:51] Gi     I don't like parties. [13:53] Gi     I'm just putting on an act. [13:55] Gi     I'm actually very shy and timid. [13:58] Gi     So I'm afraid to betray the expectations     of the people around me... [14:02] Gi     I always lie about who I am, and try     to be the perfect person I'm not. [14:06] Gi     You can see what it's done to my stomach. [14:09] Gi     Listen carefully. You don't     need to lie about who you are. [14:13] Gi     I regret ever being born to a rich family. [14:19] Gi     Why not forget it for a little bit? [14:23] Gi     You seem like a good person. [14:26] (Flashback) Gi     What's important is confidence. [14:29] Gi     Don't force yourself to     be somebody you aren't. [14:31] Gi     Be who you are. [14:33] Gi     Forget all those ideas about     who you're supposed to be. [14:39] Gi     At least... [14:41] Gi     I think that's what you should do. [14:43] Gi     Is that how it works? [14:46] Gi     Hey, shit-for-brains-Bowl-Cut! [14:48] Gi     What are you doing? [14:49] Gi     Shut up! I'm busy now! [14:52] Gi     Just don't forget your mission! [14:54] Gi     I know! [14:55] Gi     What's wrong? [14:57] Gi     Nothing's wrong! [15:01] Gi     No, I'm sorry, that was... [15:22] Gi     No, um... [15:23] Gi     That wasn't what it looked like. [15:28] Gi     Were you forcing yourself     to be someone you weren't? [15:32] Gi     I see... That's how it is. [15:34] Gi     That's right. [15:36] Gi     See? My real voice is like this. [15:38] Gi     They always tell me to be more feminine. [15:40] Gi     And as you can see, I barely know     how to wear a dress or heels. [15:44] Gi     Everything I just told you was something     I was told by somebody else. [15:48] Gi     You're a funny girl. [15:51] Gi     I get that a lot, too. [15:54] Gi     Would you tell me your name? [15:57] Gi     Olivia. [15:59] Gi     I'm glad I got to talk to you, Olivia. [16:03] Gi     See you around. [16:09] Gi     Target B has re-entered the hotel. [16:11] Gi     Target A is moving through     corridor A on floor 1. [16:15] Gi     Target B is taking the emergency stairs     on the east side to the basement. [16:19] Gi     Target A is headed underground via     the western emergency stairs. [16:27] Gi     You did it, right idiot Buzz-Cut? [16:29] Gi     Yeah, it worked. [16:36] Gi     Well done. [16:38] Gi     By the way, do you have it? [16:40] Gi     What are you talking about? [16:43] Gi     The deal was that today would be the day. [16:46] Gi     Oh, that's right. [16:48] Gi     Let's go somewhere else. [16:50] Gi     It'll be a pain if they head outside. [16:50] Background     I'm the cautious type. [16:52] Gu     Shouldn't we grab them now? [16:53] Gu     No, there's no need for that. [16:57] Gu     What does that mean? [16:58] Gu     I want to call off the deal. [17:00] Gu     It's a little late for that. [17:04] Gu     You're the one who wanted     to change who you are. [17:06] Gu     Yes. But I don't need to rely     on those things anymore. [17:11] Gu     I've decided I'll change by myself. [17:15] Gu     I'm sorry, but I'm leaving. [17:18] Gu     You can't expect to get away with that. [17:24] Gu     Not yet! [17:25] Gu     But... [17:26] Gu     If you panic here, you'll ruin everything! [17:28] Gu     Are you an idiot? [17:30] Gu     Now that you know I'm a dealer,     there's no going back! [17:38] Gu     We're in the same boat now, you and I. [17:41] Gu     Now the deal's made. [17:44] Gu     This is SEVEN-O! [17:45] Gu     Hand him over right now! [17:52] Gu     Wait! [17:53] Gu     Ow... [17:55] Gu     Olivia? [17:57] Gu     Stop right there. [17:59] Gu     Max, that's mine. Take good care of it. [18:23] Gu     You're good, Max! [18:35] Gu     I see. [18:37] Gu     You're a detective. [18:40] Gu     I'm very sorry about what happened. [18:44] Gu     But... [18:45] Gu     I'm glad you're not hurt. [18:49] Gu     What's gotten into you, idiot Buzz-Cut? [18:51] Gu     No, it's nothing. [18:53] Gu     Remember! You're a man! [18:56] Gu     Kirill Vrubel, the elite agent! [19:04] Gu     Good morning, Kay. [19:06] Gu     Did yesterday's lecture go okay? [19:08] Gu     It went perfectly! [19:10] Gu     I couldn't get anything ready, [19:12] Gu     so I just drew a picture     of Anthem's side effects, [19:15] Gu     and I scared everybody! [19:19] Gu     I think I did a great job of sharing     with them how dangerous Anthem is! [19:23] Gu     Glad to hear it. [19:24] Gu     How was the investigation? [19:27] Gu     It worked out. [19:29] Gu     Idiot Buzz-Cut's seduction     was a miraculous success. [19:32] Gu     What's this about? [19:35] Gu     Whew. I was almost late! [19:41] Gu     Yesterday was a mess. [19:43] Gu     But I was lucky he was off. [19:46] Gu     He can be a bit of a dick, sometimes. [19:49] Gu     If he saw me... [19:51] Gu     Hey, Olivia. [19:52] Gu     What is it? [19:57] Gu     Wait, that's not my voice! [19:58] Gu     And Doug, how did you know— [20:02] Gu     Of course, it was Deana's doing. [20:08] Gu     Hey, do you think that guy from     yesterday will be found guilty? [20:12] Gu     You mean Yusef? [20:13] Gu     The Anthem trade itself didn't happen, [20:16] Gu     but he's suspected of using illegal drugs. [20:20] Gu     That's right... [20:22] Gu     But well, it's his first offense. [20:23] Gu     If he's cooperative, [20:25] Gu     he might not get a heavy charge. [20:26] Gu     I see. [20:28] Gu     He seemed like a good guy, you know. [20:31] Gu     Good work yesterday, everyone. [20:36] Gu     Oh, you're in a good mood, Travis. [20:39] Gu     Oh, that Yusef guy that got     brought in with the dealer? [20:44] Gu     He's been very cooperative, and I'm getting a     lot of thank-yous from the rest of the force. [20:48] Gu     He didn't seem the talkative type. [20:51] Gu     Well, he said he'd do anything to     help the purple-haired detective [20:55] Gu     he met at the party. [20:59] Gu     Wait, did any of my Angels have purple hair? [21:04] Gu     Looks like you've got another fan! [21:06] Gu     It's pure love! [21:08] Gu     Hey, when he gets out, do you think     he'll come to you with a bouquet? [21:12] Gu     I think he will. [21:14] Gu     Congrats. You'll be marrying a rich guy. [21:18] Gu     Where are you going? [21:21] Gu     I'm going to meet him and explain things! [21:24] Gu     They say love is blind, you know. [21:26] Gu     Shut up! [21:28] Gu     Hey, bring him some doughnuts if     you're visiting him in jail, Olivia! [21:33] Gu     Shut up! [21:34] Gu     I'm never dressing as a woman again! [21:36] Gu     He really is a funny guy. [23:13] Gu     This is a great photo. [23:15] Gu     Right? He looks good. [23:19] Gu     He does. [23:20] Gu     He said he'd never do it again, though. [23:23] Gu     Anyway, see you later. [23:26] Gu     Oh, this... [23:28] Gu     Keep it. [23:29] Gu     It's a precious memory     of your brother, right? [23:31] Gu     Thanks, Deana. [23:33] Gu     Let's make him wear a     wedding dress next time. [23:37] Gu     You're right. He may look good. [23:40] Gu     This will become a reality in     the not-too-distant future! [23:44] Gu     Oh, Milla. [23:45] Gu     Who's the beauty in the picture? [23:48] Gu     My little sister. [23:49] Gu     I see! [23:51] Gu     Both you and your sister are gorgeous! [23:55] Gu     This is a request from     "TM" who lives in L-City. [23:58] Gu     "I love SEVEN-O and want to see     them in a hot springs episode." [24:02] Gu     So next time on Double Decker*, it's* [24:04] Gu     "Detective Buzz-Cut In the     Steam Murder Mystery Case!" SIGN    Detective Buzz-Cut In the     Steam Murder Mystery Case! [24:06] Gu     Thank you for the post card, Travis Murphy!