E2 - Farewell Detective Okappa

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[00:04] Gu
    Don't worry.
[00:05] Gu
    We can trust Morgan.
[00:07] Gu
    I'm not saying that I don't believe you.
[00:09] Gu
    Let's go.
[00:12] Gu
    Now I can be a hero!
[00:16] ---
    This is SEVEN-O!
[00:18] Gu
    Allow me to explain for first-time viewers!
[00:22] Gu
    He's a woman!
[00:23] Gu
    Just kidding! He's a man!
[00:25] Gu
    And this is a story about heroes...
[00:28] Gu
    ...except it's not!
[00:29] Gu
    It's a story about detectives that you're
    paying for with your tax dollars!
[02:06] Gu
    About a week before what you just saw...
SIGN    About a week ago
[02:09] Gu
    I'd just become a detective,
    codenamed "Rookie,"
[02:11] Gu
    which quickly changed into "Okappa."
[02:16] Gu
    I'd taken my first step towards
    being a hero, when...
[02:21] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm sorry, Okappa.
[02:22] (Flashback) Gu
    You're fired.
SIGN    Fired
[02:24] Gu
    The next day, they told me I was fired.
[02:29] (Flashback) Gu
    Wait... I don't understand.
[02:32] (Flashback) Gu
    I made a mistake.
[02:34] (Flashback) Gu
    We had one open slot, not two.
[02:36] (Flashback) Gu
    And that one slot was supposed to go to Kay.
[02:38] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. You were never supposed
    to be here in the first place.
[02:42] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm sorry, Okappa.
[02:43] (Flashback) Gu
    This is an order from above.
    Go back to your old job.
[02:46] (Flashback) Gu
    You can't do this! I just got here!
[02:49] (Flashback) Gu
    I'll tell you who the real
    victim is, though...
[02:51] (Flashback) Gu
    It's me. This is probably
    going to cost me a promotion.
[02:57] (Flashback) Gu
    Sorry!
[03:00] Gu
    As he heard the words his supervisor should
    have put more thought into before saying,
[03:04] Gu
    Kirill said to himself,
[03:05] Gu
    "I get it! This is a trial laid
    out for me by the god of heroes!"
[03:12] (Flashback) Gu
    So that's it...
[03:14] (Flashback) Gu
    Give me a week, then.
[03:16] (Flashback) Gu
    If I can't achieve anything in that time,
[03:19] (Flashback) Gu
    I'll gladly leave.
[03:21] (Flashback) Gu
    But if I can, and you change your
    mind and decide you need me,
[03:26] (Flashback) Gu
    talk to your bosses again.
[03:32] Gu
    That's right! He's an idiot!
[03:37] Gu
    But, then Kirill realized...
[03:40] Gu
    There was no way his boss would accept this!
[03:42] Gu
    There was nothing in it for Travis!
[03:46] Gu
    But...!
[03:47] (Flashback) Gu
    Very well. If you can do that,
    I'll think about it.
[03:51] Gu
    That's right! He's also an idiot!
[03:54] (Flashback) Gi
    Hey, we've got another
    idiot to deal with now.
[03:57] (Flashback) Gi
    Can't you do something?
[03:58] (Flashback) Gu
    He looks fun to have around, right?
[04:01] Gu
    As long as a crime happens, I'll be
    able to keep my end of the deal.
[04:05] Gu
    That's what I thought then.
[04:07] Gu
    But...
[04:11] (Flashback) Gu
    There's no crime!
[04:14] Gu
    Meetings, paperwork...
[04:17] Gu
    Extra training and overtime
    in the evenings...
[04:19] Gu
    It was nothing like how I envisioned
    a detective's job to be...
[04:23] Gu
    It was all boring desk work.
[04:26] Gu
    And when we did get called out...
[04:27] (Flashback) Gu
    God, you're so stupid!
[04:30] (Flashback) Gu
    I know you are, but what am I?
[04:32] Gu
    It was boring undercover investigations
    for this Phase 1 stuff...
[04:37] Gu
    And this Doug guy...
[04:39] Gu
    I just can't figure out what's
    going through his head.
[04:44] Gu
    Is he really the same guy?
[04:48] (Flashback) Gu
    It's just two lovers
    screaming at each other.
[04:51] (Flashback) Gu
    Is there any point in watching this?
[04:53] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah? Guess it's time to take
    them off the list, then.
[04:57] (Flashback) Gu
    Oh, he looks nasty!
[05:00] (Flashback) Gu
    Want to check him out?
[05:02] (Flashback) Gu
    Deana's going after him.
[05:07] Gu
    I'm not expecting much out
    of this one, either...
[05:11] Gu
    I've only got two days left!
[05:13] (Flashback) Gu
    When a man's desperate for a win,
    he tends to get a little sloppy.
[05:18] (Flashback) Gu
    Who are you?
[05:19] (Flashback) Gu
    Have you really played all
    the cards in your hand?
[05:22] Gu
    Wait, who are you?
[05:24] (Flashback) Gu
    No...
[05:26] Gu
    That's it! That's just
    what I needed to hear!
[05:29] Gu
    Thank you, guy I've never met!
[05:31] Gu
    With the help of a hint
    from a guy I'd never met,
[05:34] Gu
    I went to meet Morgan the informant.
[05:36] (Flashback) Gu
    Hey there...
[05:37] (Flashback) Gu
    It's been a while.
[05:41] (Flashback) Gu
    So, you're a detective now, kid?
[05:43] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. Any good info for me?
[05:46] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. Remember Billy the Coin Collector,
[05:49] (Flashback) Gu
    that petty thief you picked up a while ago?
[05:52] (Flashback) Gu
    He just got out, and he's been going around
[05:55] (Flashback) Gu
    bragging about a big job he's got coming up.
[05:57] (Flashback) Gu
    A big job? What is it?
[05:59] (Flashback) Gu
    This one's on the house.
[06:01] (Flashback) Gu
    The rumor is it's got to do with Anthem.
[06:07] (Flashback) Gu
    Anthem smuggling? You're sure about this?
[06:10] (Flashback) Gu
    Yup. Morgan's never given me bad info!
[06:15] Gu
    I knew it.
[06:17] Gu
    I can tell what he's thinking.
[06:19] Gu
    He's got a look on his face
    like he's trying to come up
[06:21] Gu
    with some way to get out of doing this.
[06:23] Gu
    But I'm not backing down—
[06:24] (Flashback) Gu
    You know, your face kind
    of looks like a girl's.
[06:29] (Flashback) Gu
    Sure. Let's go.
[06:32] (Flashback) Gu
    Hey!
[06:35] Gu
    And so, I got what was probably
    my last chance to be a hero.
[06:42] (Flashback) Gu
    Billy got his start as a petty
    thief with no relatives.
[06:45] (Flashback) Gu
    He had zero connections
    when he got out of prison.
[06:48] (Flashback) Gu
    If he wanted to make a lot of money,
[06:50] (Flashback) Gu
    Anthem smuggling would be
    the only way to do it.
[06:52] (Flashback) Gu
    I see. Interesting.
[06:55] (Flashback) Gu
    Anthem's dangerous stuff.
[06:57] (Flashback) Gu
    It sells for a lot of money
    to the right buyer, right?
[06:59] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah, I guess.
[07:00] (Flashback) Gu
    Don't worry.
[07:01] (Flashback) Gu
    We can trust Morgan.
[07:03] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm not saying that I don't believe you.
[07:16] (Flashback) Gu
    Is this...?
[07:17] (Flashback) Gu
    You can't go in there unarmed, right?
[07:27] (Flashback) Gu
    Derick.
[07:29] (Flashback) Gu
    Let's go.
[07:31] Gu
    This is SEVEN-O!
[07:32] Gu
    Everyone, hands behind your
    head, and hands on the floor!
[07:37] Gu
    Hands behind our head...?
[07:39] Gu
    And then on the floor?
[07:40] Gu
    You're asking an awful lot of them.
    They're not sure what to do.
[07:47] ---
    Like this?
[07:48] ---
    No, like this.
[07:49] Gu
    This is Anthem, isn't it?
[07:58] Gu
    Monkeys?
[08:03] Gu
    Thank you all for cooperation, everyone.
[08:06] Gu
    Don't worry.
[08:08] Gu
    This was just a training exercise.
[08:22] Gu
    Don't you have something to say?
[08:25] Gu
    Like "Don't let it get you down."
[08:26] Gu
    "Everyone makes mistakes."
[08:29] Gu
    That's what's supposed to happen now, right?
[08:31] Gu
    Yeah... Your idea that it was
    Anthem smuggling was a good one.
[08:39] Gu
    Anthem's become incredibly popular
    over the last few years,
[08:43] Gu
    and since it's so much riskier
    to handle than other drugs,
[08:46] Gu
    dealers can make a hell
    of a lot of money off it.
[08:48] Gu
    It's been common lately for people
    who are down on their luck
[08:52] Gu
    to try and strike it rich dealing
    Anthem, only to ruin their lives.
[09:04] Gu
    That could've been me, maybe.
[09:08] Gu
    We were orphans.
[09:11] Gu
    "We"?
[09:12] Gu
    I had an older sister.
[09:14] Gu
    But she disappeared a decade ago,
    and that was the last time I saw her.
[09:20] Gu
    That's why I became a cop; to look for her.
[09:23] Gu
    I wanted information.
[09:25] Gu
    And that's when I met Morgan.
[09:31] Gu
    But, now that I'm a cop,
[09:34] Gu
    it's not like I thought it would be.
[09:37] Gu
    I thought I'd have more freedom
    if I became a detective, but...
[09:42] Gu
    I don't know.
[09:44] Gu
    Hey, why did you become a cop?
[09:47] Gu
    You don't have to tell me if you
    don't want to, but I'd like to know.
[09:53] Gu
    We were talking about the monkeys?
[09:55] Gu
    We weren't talking about the monkeys!
[09:58] Gu
    Then, what were we talking about?
[10:00] Gu
    Why you became a detective!
[10:03] Gu
    No real reason.
[10:05] Gu
    I see.
[10:07] Gu
    Maybe that's just how it works.
[10:09] Gu
    No, there was a reason.
[10:10] Gu
    There was?!
[10:11] Gu
    I don't know if it's why I became a cop,
[10:13] Gu
    but there's something I
    want to rid the world of.
[10:16] Gu
    You mean Anthem?
[10:21] Gu
    SEVEN-O HQ, calling all units!
SIGN    Communications Officer
     Sophie Gainsbourg
[10:23] Gu
    SEVEN-O HQ, calling all units!
SIGN    SEVEN-O Comms Room
[10:25] Gu
    A riot has broken out at
    Desperatio Prison in Ignis Base.
[10:29] Gu
    One guard has been wounded.
[10:31] Gu
    The man behind the riot is
    believed to be Henry Glen,
[10:34] Gu
    who was sentenced to life imprisonment.
[10:36] Gu
    He and several others are attempting to
    take advantage of the chaos and escape.
SIGN    Desperatio Penitentiary
[10:41] Gu
    The police believe that the
    escapees are still on the island,
[10:46] Gu
    and have sealed Sanctus Bridge,
    the only way in or out.
SIGN    Sanctus Bridge
[10:51] Gu
    All officers are to be on standby
    for more information, and...
[10:56] Gu
    This is Billingham.
[10:57] Gu
    You there, Deana?
[10:57] Gu
    Doug, where are you?
[10:59] Gu
    Deana, is it the same guard?
[11:02] Gu
    Yeah. Rob Lotz.
[11:04] Gu
    I'm on my way to nab him.
[11:05] Gu
    Rob Lotz?
[11:06] Gu
    Yeah. Deana was investigating him.
[11:24] Gu
    Shouldn't we be on our way to the prison?
[11:26] Gu
    Calm down. It's not under
    our jurisdiction yet.
[11:29] Gu
    It's still not?
[11:30] Gu
    Nope. If my guess is right—
[11:32] Gu
    Doug! Rob spilled the beans.
[11:34] Gu
    The bastard gave Anthem to
    that prisoner named Henry,
[11:36] Gu
    the one who started the riot.
[11:38] Gu
    Roger!
[11:42] Gu
    What's this got to do with the riot?
[11:44] Gu
    Isn't Anthem just a drug?
[11:47] Gu
    Is it that dangerous?
[11:49] Gu
    It is. Like any drug, it gives you a
    sense of omnipotence and pleasure,
[11:53] Gu
    but what makes it particularly nasty is
    that it removes all your natural limiters.
[11:57] Gu
    Is that Overdrive?
[11:59] Gu
    No, that's something else.
[12:02] Gu
    Where are we going?
[12:05] Gu
    The crime scene.
[12:06] Gu
    Isn't it that bridge?
[12:08] Gu
    The escapees are probably
    off the island by now.
[12:12] Gu
    They swam.
[12:14] Gu
    What do you mean?
[12:16] Gu
    I calculated where you'd end up if you
    swam, based off the tidal currents.
[12:22] Gu
    The tides would take you right to that
    warehouse the informant told you about.
[12:27] Gu
    He said it involved Anthem, right?
[12:31] Gu
    If he's right, those containers were placed
    there to allow the prisoners to escape.
[12:40] Gu
    He did say Anthem was involved,
    but don't you need more than that...
[12:44] Gu
    Yeah, intuition.
[12:45] Gu
    Intuition?!
[12:46] Gu
    There was something bothering me, though.
[12:49] Gu
    The monkeys.
[12:51] Gu
    Monkeys?
[12:52] Gu
    There were plastic bottles filled
    with water in that container.
[12:57] Gu
    Can a monkey open a plastic bottle?
[13:01] Gu
    Well, maybe, I guess.
[13:05] Gu
    But what do you think?
[13:07] Gu
    They could... Maybe?
[13:10] Gu
    I see. Never mind, then.
[13:12] Gu
    No, you're right! It is weird!
[13:15] Gu
    Right?
[13:18] Gu
    Y-You're kidding me!
[13:21] Gu
    A bomber...
[13:23] Gu
    A robber!
[13:25] Gu
    And he's a serial killer!
[13:28] Gu
    They're all infamous criminals!
[13:32] Gu
    Who is this guy?
[13:35] Gu
    But, if I'm running into this on my last day,
[13:38] Gu
    it means that Lady Luck really is on my side!
[13:40] Gu
    This time, I'm going to...
[13:42] Gu
    We're going back to the car.
[13:43] Gu
    ...I'm going to go back to the car!
[13:45] Gu
    Henry's not here.
[13:48] Gu
    That's not good.
[13:52] Gu
    Why are we just leaving them there?
[13:56] Gu
    I called the police HQ, it's fine.
[13:58] Gu
    They'll deal with it.
[14:00] Gu
    No, I mean...
[14:01] Gu
    Our job is to deal with Anthem cases.
[14:04] Gu
    Give me the routes the ambulances
    are taking to the hospital.
[14:06] Gu
    One of them should be taking
    the injured from the prison.
[14:09] Gi
    Roger.
[14:11] Gu
    Henry probably used the gang
    at the warehouse as a decoy,
[14:14] Gu
    chose a simpler and more
    certain route to escape.
[14:20] Gu
    Sorry to keep bothering you.
[14:23] Gu
    The injured are definitely guards.
[14:26] Gu
    I checked their IDs and
    matched their fingerprints.
[14:29] Gu
    Of course, if this Henry guy
    transformed into someone else,
[14:33] Gu
    he might get away.
[14:34] Gu
    Um, can I go?
[14:36] Gu
    Sure, I guess.
[14:38] Gu
    Wait.
[14:39] Gu
    You're a handsome guy.
[14:42] Gu
    Who are you with? What precinct?
[14:44] Gu
    Give me your ID.
[14:46] Gu
    W-W-Wait—
[14:47] Gu
    What is wrong with you people?
[14:48] Gu
    If you don't have one,
    would you let me see your collar?
[14:54] Gu
    Wait!
[14:55] Gu
    Let's follow them.
[14:59] Gu
    The escaped convict is heading
    south on West Magnalupus.
[15:03] Gu
    Requesting backup.
[15:04] Gu
    What the hell's going on?
[15:06] Gu
    Overdrive.
[15:07] Gu
    Henry went into an Anthem-induced
    Overdrive to gain that handsome face.
[15:12] Gu
    That driver is Henry?!
[15:14] Gu
    I don't understand!
[15:16] Gu
    Now that Henry looked like somebody else,
[15:18] Gu
    he came up with the safest way to
    get out of the prison possible.
[15:23] (Flashback) Gu
    Handsome!
[15:33] Gu
    Crap!
[15:53] Gu
    Stop the car! Stop the car!
[15:54] Gu
    Anthem alters the human genome.
[15:57] Gu
    So, sometimes it can induce rapid evolution.
[16:00] Gu
    That's what Overdrive is.
[16:02] Gu
    Exposition? Now?
[16:07] Gu
    We're gonna go a little fast.
[16:23] Gu
    We can assume that the
    handsome face he acquired was
[16:26] Gu
    intended to provide him with
    an evolutionary advantage.
[16:29] Gu
    What? What?!
[16:47] Gu
    Essentially, he was "chosen."
[16:53] Gu
    But...
[16:54] Gu
    Evolution can be a strange thing, sometimes.
[16:58] Gu
    Save me!
[17:14] Gu
    Time for your medicine.
[17:21] Gu
    You okay?
[17:23] Gu
    Is this the hospital?
[17:24] Gu
    Another ambulance is on its way.
[17:26] Gu
    Anybody who can walk, come here.
[17:27] Gu
    I'll help you up.
[17:30] Gu
    Who is this guy?
[17:36] Gu
    Damn.
[17:37] Gu
    In the end, we just arrested
    the one guy, huh?
[17:40] Gu
    And I barely did a thing.
[17:43] Gu
    Don't let it get you down.
[17:46] Gu
    I'll buy you a drink.
[17:49] Gu
    Why'd you let the guys in
    the warehouse get away?
[17:53] Gu
    You're still thinking about that, huh?
[17:55] Gu
    Of course I am!
[17:57] Gu
    That was my chance to be a hero.
[17:59] Gu
    Our job is to deal with Anthem stuff only.
[18:02] Gu
    I told you that.
[18:03] Gu
    That's just an excuse to run.
[18:05] Gu
    You were just scared.
[18:07] Gu
    That's part of it.
[18:09] Gu
    Of course, I was scared of those guys.
[18:12] Gu
    Are you always like this when you're drunk?
[18:14] Gi
    All of the escaped prisoners were arrested...
[18:16] Gu
    Listen, I'm not like you.
[18:19] Gu
    I'm gonna be a hero!
[18:22] Gu
    For just fifteen minutes.
[18:24] Gu
    For just fifteen minutes,
    anybody can be a hero.
[18:29] Gi
    And now, news about a hero dog!
[18:31] Gu
    The next day, everyone forgets them.
[18:37] Gu
    I'm not saying it's wrong to be a hero.
[18:41] Gu
    But... the most dramatic ones die first.
[18:46] Gu
    One of our officers got set up during
    an undercover investigation of him.
[18:53] Gu
    There's something I want
    to rid the world of.
[18:57] Gu
    Bye.
[19:05] Gu
    Doug!
[19:07] Gu
    You want to rid the world of Anthem, right?
[19:11] Gu
    Let me help you!
[19:14] Gu
    You'll never get rid of Anthem.
[19:16] Gu
    Another person trying to stop
    it won't change a thing.
[19:18] Gu
    I may not be able to take the
    place of that Derick guy,
[19:22] Gu
    but I can be useful somehow, I know it!
[19:24] Gu
    That's why you recommended
    me for the job, right?
[19:30] Gu
    Let me be your Double Decker!
[19:36] Gu
    Don't say that so loud.
[19:38] Gu
    It's embarrassing.
[19:42] Gu
    Looks like you misunderstood me somehow.
[19:45] Gu
    It's not Anthem that I
    want to rid the world of.
[19:50] Gu
    Then, is it crime?
[19:51] Gu
    Nope.
[19:52] Gu
    Then what is it?
[19:54] Gu
    Tell me!
[19:56] Gu
    What is it you want to rid the world of?
[19:59] Gu
    There're two things.
[20:01] Gu
    Two things?
[20:02] Gu
    One is poverty.
[20:03] Gu
    Poverty...
[20:06] Gu
    The other is class.
[20:09] Gu
    Those are the two things I
    want to rid the world of.
[20:18] Gu
    Poverty and class...
[20:23] Gu
    Wow. He's got incredible ambitions!
[20:30] Gu
    And so, my week came to an end.
[20:35] Gu
    I didn't accomplish much of anything,
[20:38] Gu
    so I'm probably fired.
[20:40] Gu
    Part of me wishes I could stay longer,
[20:42] Gu
    but strangely, I don't feel any regrets.
[20:47] Gu
    Where's Doug?
[20:48] Gi
    I haven't seem him today, actually.
[20:51] Gu
    I see.
[20:52] Gu
    That's right.
[20:54] Gu
    Just meeting the man named Doug
    made coming here worth it.
[21:00] Gi
    Hey, Okappa.
[21:03] Gi
    Travis is calling you.
[21:05] Gu
    Yeah.
[21:07] Gu
    More than anything, he reminded me...
[21:11] Gu
    That I don't want to be a 15 minute hero,
[21:15] Gu
    but a hero who can protect my big sister.
SIGN    Farewell, Detective Okappa!
[21:24] Gu
    What's this?
[21:26] Gu
    It's your uniform and stuff. Duh.
[21:30] Gu
    I barely accomplished anything, though.
[21:36] Gu
    Oh, you're right.
[21:38] Gu
    But... I guess it was okay.
[21:42] Gu
    A lot of stuff happened, and in
    the end, I guess it was okay.
[21:52] Gu
    People will probably think you're
    a girl if we call you Okappa.
[21:57] Gu
    I know...
[21:58] Gu
    From now on, you're "Buzz-Cut!"
[22:02] Gu
    You look great, Buzz-Cut.
[22:08] Gu
    And so, I guess it was okay for Kirill,
[22:11] Gu
    because he is now an official member of
    the Special Crime Investigation Forces!
[22:17] Gu
    And thus, he took another step on the
    staircase towards becoming a hero!
[23:55] Gu
    Kirill begins his second
    life as Detective Buzz-Cut!
[23:59] Gu
    For the first time in his life,
    Kirill faces the prospect of romance.
[24:02] Gu
    Or maybe he doesn't, actually!
[24:04] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker Episode 3:
    "Your Rival is Your Partner's Partner!"
SIGN    Your Rival is Your Partner's Partner!
[24:07] Gu
    It's a must-see!