E9 - Don’t Think! Feel So Good!

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[00:01] (Flashback) Gi
    Open the door!
[00:04] (Flashback) Gi
    What happened at school?
[00:06] (Flashback) Gi
    Tell me!
[00:15] (Flashback) Gi
    Maxine...
[00:17] (Flashback) Gi
    Open the door! Maxine!
SIGN    #08 Dancing! Academy Investigation!
[01:53] ---
    Please move back.
[01:54] Gu
    During the scuffle, the victim
    scratched at their attacker.
[01:57] Gu
    We found a small amount of what appears
    to be skin under their fingernails.
[02:00] Gu
    Where's the victim?
[02:02] Gi
    They just attacked without warning...
[02:05] Gi
    I...
[02:06] Gi
    I...
[02:07] Gu
    Calm down.
[02:08] Gu
    You don't need to force yourself to talk.
[02:10] Gi
    Why did this happen?
[02:12] Gi
    It's almost time for prom...
[02:14] Gu
    Hey, these wounds...
[02:15] Gi
    Yeah.
[02:16] Gi
    Um, this appears to be
    something the victim bought.
[02:21] Gu
    What is it?
[02:23] Gi
    A party dress.
[02:25] Gi
    A series of random attacks have been
    occurring since the start of this month.
[02:29] Gi
    The four victims were all female students
    at the exclusive Primus Academy,
[02:33] Gi
    Poor girl...
[02:33] Gi
    and the police are increasing
    their patrols in the area.
[02:35] Gi
    Her face is all swelled up.
[02:37] Gi
    Is the medical treatment not going well?
[02:39] Gu
    Yeah. They can't ID the poison that was used.
[02:42] Gu
    They were all candidates for prom queen?
[02:44] Gu
    Yeah.
[02:45] Gu
    That must be very painful.
[02:47] Gu
    Painful?
[02:49] Gi
    It's a hard thing for a teenage girl.
[02:53] Gu
    I don't really get that stuff...
[02:55] Gi
    Um, the best place to start is with the
    historical background of dance parties...
[02:59] Gi
    Let's skip the explanation
    while I break it down for you.
[03:02] Gi
    The "prom" is the biggest and last
    event of a high schooler's life.
[03:07] Gi
    Teenagers live for this moment!
[03:11] Gi
    And being chosen as prom queen...
[03:14] Gi
    Means you're the star of the party!
[03:17] Gi
    Well, it was just a hassle
    when they chose me.
[03:21] Gu
    They chose you?
[03:22] Gi
    You asking for an ass-kicking?
[03:24] Gi
    I was Genius Queen, by the way.
[03:26] Gu
    Is that impressive, by the way?
[03:29] Gi
    
[03:30] Gi
    What about you, Yuri?
[03:31] Gi
    I'm a rob—
[03:32] Gi
    Everybody do the robot!
[03:36] Gu
    Watch. Me. Get. Down.
    With. My. Robot. Moves.
[03:45] Gi
    Kirill was really popular in school.
[03:49] Gi
    Prom's just a stupid waste of time.
[03:52] Gu
    What? Was it not a good time for you?
[03:56] Gi
    You don't know?
[03:59] Gi
    Max became a policewoman after
    she couldn't go to prom.
[04:04] Gu
    What?
[04:06] Gi
    I've never heard that before.
[04:10] Gi
    Sorry, Milla. A call just came in.
[04:12] Gu
    And I was just about to treat
    you to the Derick Special #2!
[04:16] Gu
    Lucky us.
[04:19] Gu
    The skin cells found under the victim's
    fingernails tested positive for Anthem.
[04:24] Gu
    Based on what we've got so far,
[04:27] Gu
    there's a good chance the perp
    goes to her high school.
[04:30] Gi
    Even minors are using Anthem?
[04:33] Gu
    We can't investigate the school?
[04:36] Gi
    The school keeps saying they know there
    aren't any criminals in their student body.
[04:40] Gu
    Then how?
[04:42] Gi
    Don't worry. I've already worked it out.
[04:46] Gi
    There will be some conditions, though.
[04:49] Gi
    The local police were going
    to do an anti-drug class.
[04:52] Gi
    We'll do it instead, as a way
    to get inside the school.
[04:57] Gi
    So no using your Optical Gadgets,
    or forensics kits.
[05:00] Gi
    You can ask questions. That's all.
[05:03] Gi
    Do everything you can to avoid
    bothering the students.
[05:07] Gi
    And if you do find the attacker,
    arrest them off the school grounds.
[05:11] Gi
    There are only three ways into
    the school: the front entrance,
[05:13] Gi
    the rear entrance,
    and the courtyard entrance.
[05:16] Gi
    Wait!
[05:17] Gi
    We're basically the school's slaves, then!
[05:20] Gu
    Yup. A lot of the brass are alumni.
[05:23] Gi
    But...
[05:25] Gu
    I always say the best way to a promotion
    is doing whatever your boss tells you.
[05:29] Gi
    That's because you're an asshole!
[05:32] Gu
    So for this job, I'll be asking
    Boxer and Robot for help.
[05:37] Gu
    Hey, this was my and Doug's case!
[05:41] Gu
    Calm down. I've got a mission for you, too.
[05:45] Gu
    You especially, Buzz-Cut!
[05:47] Gu
    I've got great hopes for you this time.
[05:50] Gu
    Really?
[05:56] Gu
    It's stuffy as hell in here!
[05:57] Gi
    "You'll lose weight."
    "It will help you study."
[06:00] Gi
    All these rumors are false.
[06:03] Gi
    Some of these drugs are so dangerous
    that 30% of people who take them die.
[06:07] Gi
    That's so scary!
[06:08] Background
    We'll be available in one of the conference
    rooms all day to answer questions.
[06:09] Gu
    Quiet.
[06:13] Gu
    Protecto will be there, too!
[06:15] Gi
    We hope you'll stop by.
[06:17] Gu
    Just say no to prom!
[06:23] Gu
    Add your name to the anti-prom petition!
[06:25] Gu
    Put an end to looksism!
[06:28] Gu
    Make them call off tomorrow's prom!
[06:31] Gu
    If one-third of the student
    body signs the petition,
[06:34] Gu
    we can have a school assembly to vote on it!
[06:36] Gu
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:37] ---
    Hey, calm down.
[06:39] Gi
    Put an end to looksism!
[06:45] Gi
    You agree with her?
[06:48] Gi
    Let's get to work.
[06:50] Gu
    Um... First, can somebody help me up?
[06:57] Gu
    Why do Doug and Max get
    to go question people?
[06:59] Gi
    It'll be easier if there's both
    a man and a woman to talk to.
[07:02] Gi
    And you can't exactly walk around like that.
[07:05] Gu
    I'm not wearing this
    thing because I want to.
[07:07] Gi
    You and I can talk to any students
    who are having problems.
[07:10] Gu
    But...
[07:12] Gu
    You want to switch?
[07:13] Gu
    Really?
[07:14] Gu
    This looks easier.
[07:17] Gi
    Fine with me.
[07:20] Gu
    Something's not right with her...
[07:22] Gi
    Um...
[07:24] Gi
    Do you have a moment?
[07:26] Gi
    It has to be Hannah who's behind it.
[07:29] Gi
    You're here to investigate
    those attacks, right?
[07:31] Gi
    The whole school's talking about it.
[07:36] Gi
    What's your evidence?
[07:38] Gi
    You saw her!
[07:40] Gi
    She wants to ruin Elle's
    prom, no matter what.
[07:44] Gu
    Why are you speaking in third person?
[07:46] Gi
    In the nominations, Elle came in first and
    her best friend Camilla was the runner-up.
[07:51] Gi
    Right?
[07:52] Gi
    Yes.
[07:52] Gi
    That's right.
[07:53] Gi
    We're just working hard
    every day to be cuter.
[07:57] Gi
    And that lazy, ugly bitch has
    no right to be jealous.
[08:00] Gi
    If that's really what the criminal
    is after, it's a little obvious.
[08:03] Gi
    I didn't—
[08:04] Gi
    Hey, Camilla, say something!
[08:07] Gi
    The old school building there is
    where they're holding the prom.
[08:12] Gi
    It's a cultural landmark, and it's
    only open on the day of the prom.
[08:17] Gi
    And that day is tomorrow.
[08:20] Gi
    Everybody was looking forward to it.
[08:22] Gi
    So you can't let them call it off!
[08:25] Gu
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[08:26] Gi
    Um, I'm here to talk about drugs...
[08:28] Gi
    Do the police even have a right
    to call off Elle's prom?
[08:33] Gu
    Calm down.
[08:34] Gu
    Kirill and friends don't have
    any plans to shut down the prom.
[08:38] Gu
    You're not taking off that jacket?
[08:41] Gu
    Doesn't it get in the way
    when you're practicing?
[08:44] Gu
    Elle always gets burnt on days when
    the sun's bright like this.
[08:48] Gu
    Really?
[08:49] Gu
    You sure you didn't get hurt somewhere?
[08:50] Gu
    What, do you suspect Elle?
[08:53] Gu
    You can't—
[08:54] Gu
    Max!
[08:55] Gi
    She just treated me like a criminal!
[08:58] Gi
    You've got a motive, don't you?
[09:00] Gi
    Knocking the other potential
    candidates out of the running.
[09:03] Gi
    What a meanie! Camilla!
[09:07] Gi
    What about Laura, the other nominee?
[09:09] Gi
    She argued with Liza,
    one of the other victims, all the time!
[09:11] Gi
    Criminals also love to suggest other
    suspects even when nobody asks them.
[09:16] Gu
    Max!
[09:18] Gi
    Don't worry. The prom will happen.
[09:21] Gi
    Don't worry about a thing, Elle.
[09:26] Gi
    Boxer, you were told not
    to bother the students.
[09:31] Gi
    Don't ruin my shot at a promotion—
[09:34] Gu
    What did he say?
[09:35] Gu
    What you thought he would.
[09:38] Gu
    Four victims and he still
    wants to go on with the prom?
[09:42] Gu
    It's so stupid.
[09:44] Gu
    I think it's important to get
    serious about the stupid things.
[09:49] Gu
    Our opinions differ.
[09:52] Gu
    Let's get back to questioning.
[09:56] Gu
    Seriously, at least don't cancel the prom.
[09:58] Gu
    We reserved a limo with the king.
[10:01] ---
    King?
[10:02] Gu
    Chris, a candidate for prom king.
[10:04] Gu
    He's star quarterback and
    the smartest kid in school.
[10:07] Gu
    And he looks like this!
[10:09] Gu
    Nobody's as perfect as him!
[10:11] Gu
    The rumor is that one of the nominees for prom
    queen who wants to dance with Chris is behind it.
[10:15] Gu
    It's gotta be Hannah.
[10:17] Gu
    There's a rumor it's all just a big act so
    she can be Queen, the whole "cancel prom" thing.
[10:22] Gu
    She's just trying to get the nerd vote.
[10:23] Gi
    I saw Hannah buying a dress.
[10:26] Gu
    Seriously? That's scary.
[10:28] Gi
    If they call it off, how about you
    and I go on a date instead, miss?
[10:31] Gu
    Me?
[10:32] Gu
    This again?
[10:35] Gu
    We didn't learn a thing.
[10:38] Gi
    That's what I hate about those parties.
[10:40] Gi
    They start ranking people,
    looking down on those around them...
[10:44] Gu
    What happened when you were a student?
[10:47] Gi
    None of your business.
[10:56] Gi
    Chris?
[10:57] Gi
    How could you—
[10:58] Gu
    No, it wasn't me!
[11:01] Gu
    I didn't do it!
[11:04] Gu
    Hey, wait!
[11:05] Gu
    Call an ambulance!
[11:06] Gu
    Okay!
[11:08] Gi
    Someone just jumped me out of nowhere...
[11:16] Gi
    Please don't move.
[11:18] Gi
    It will break.
[11:29] Gi
    According to Doug's report, you
    didn't boo Hannah during the class.
[11:34] Gi
    Were you looking for your next target?
[11:36] Gu
    No, I didn't do it!
[11:39] Gu
    I agree with Hannah, prom is just stupid.
[11:42] Gu
    So I was going to sign her petition.
[11:45] Gi
    So, why did you run?
[11:47] Gu
    Anybody would run if you
    treated them like a criminal!
[11:50] Gi
    Camilla just woke up, and she said
    you told her to come see you.
[11:56] Gu
    When I got there, they'd both collapsed.
[12:00] Gi
    I see! I see!
[12:01] Gi
    So, where'd you get the Anthem?
[12:04] Gu
    What's Anthem?
[12:07] Gu
    Drugs?! I don't do drugs!
[12:10] Gu
    I've been set up!
[12:12] Gi
    What did the forensics test show?
[12:14] Gu
    We'll have to wait a little
    while for the full report,
[12:16] Gu
    but there's no sign of an Overdrive
    or any signs he used it at all.
[12:19] Gi
    Then...
[12:20] Gu
    But he's still a suspect caught in possession
    of both Anthem and a deadly weapon.
[12:23] Gu
    It's possible that this crime and the skin
    cells that tested positive for Anthem...
[12:28] Gu
    Are you saying they're not related?
[12:29] Gu
    Does he not have a motive right now?
[12:32] Gu
    We're going to start the
    investigation over and find out.
[12:34] Gu
    Until this interrogation is over,
    no more looking around the school.
[12:38] Gi
    That's not right!
[12:39] Gi
    The real criminal may still be out there.
[12:42] Gu
    But right now, there's nothing we can do.
[12:45] Gu
    Well, once we're through tomorrow's prom,
[12:48] Gu
    this should be...
[12:49] Gu
    So we just give the perp what they want?
[12:52] Gu
    Don't you all look at me like that.
[12:54] Gu
    It's scary.
[12:57] Gu
    Want to get some food?
[12:59] Gu
    At this hour, nothing but
    Derick's place will be open.
[13:01] Gi
    I'll pass, then.
[13:02] Gu
    I want some veggies that didn't
    come out a freezer, too.
[13:04] Gi
    Want to come to our place, then?
[13:09] Gu
    Start eating.
[13:11] Gu
    This makes me feel so much better.
[13:13] Gi
    Right?
[13:14] Gi
    Max's cooking is so mild.
[13:17] Gu
    I'm kind of surprised, though.
[13:19] Gi
    Surprised?
[13:19] Gu
    Well, I mean, she looks scary,
[13:22] Gu
    and she acts scary during her investigations.
[13:23] Gu
    So I figured she'd be more like Deana.
[13:25] Gu
    She didn't used to be like that at all.
[13:31] Gu
    See? Doesn't she look so nice?
[13:35] Gu
    My grandma has those glasses.
[13:38] Gi
    It was the same when we became partners.
[13:41] Gi
    Max offered to let me live here.
[13:45] Gi
    How good freshly-washed sheets feel...
[13:48] Gi
    How wonderful morning smells...
[13:50] Gi
    I learned all that from her.
[13:52] Gu
    If people knew she was like that,
[13:55] Gu
    I'm sure she would've gotten
    a prom invite, though.
[13:58] Gi
    That wasn't what I meant before...
[14:01] Gi
    Let's use our forensics
    kits on all the students.
[14:05] Gi
    We can't let the criminal run free.
[14:07] Gu
    But, the school won't allow that.
[14:09] Gi
    We don't need to actually do it.
[14:19] Gi
    I'm glad you weren't hurt worse.
[14:24] Gi
    They won't cancel the prom, right?
[14:27] Gi
    It'll be held today.
[14:30] Gi
    But, I can't believe it...
[14:32] Gi
    That Chris did it...
[14:35] Gi
    We don't know that yet.
[14:37] Gi
    Don't worry.
[14:39] Gi
    I'll find the criminal before the party.
[14:47] Gi
    All the students have to get
    tested before the prom today.
[14:51] Gi
    There were police standing outside
    the front and back gate.
[14:55] Gu
    We're locked in!
[14:56] Gu
    This is getting fun!
[14:58] Gi
    It doesn't make sense!
[14:59] Gi
    They arrested the criminal!
[15:01] Gi
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[15:05] Gi
    Come with me.
[15:07] Gi
    Where are we going?
[15:08] Gi
    We're leaving.
[15:09] Gi
    Huh?
[15:10] Gi
    You're hurting my hand!
[15:13] Gi
    There's no point in going to
    a prom that the cops ruined!
[15:16] Gi
    This investigation is illegal,
    and I won't have it!
[15:17] Gi
    Elle, tell everybody what to do!
[15:20] Gi
    Are you listening?
[15:21] Gi
    We can have the prom another day.
[15:23] Gi
    Maybe even outside the school!
[15:26] Gi
    I don't care anymore!
[15:28] Gi
    About the prom, or being queen!
[15:31] Gi
    What are you saying—
[15:33] Gi
    Elle just wanted to dance with Chris.
[15:36] Gi
    But not if my prince is a criminal.
[15:40] Gi
    Elle...
[15:40] Gi
    And would you stop thinking you're so hot just
    because Elle let you in with the cool kids?
[15:48] Gi
    Elle, you're so mean!
[15:49] Gi
    You're an ugly bitch!
[15:51] Gi
    You try so hard to be cute and
    you can't do any better than that?
[15:56] Gi
    I know that!
[16:01] Gi
    But...
[16:03] Gi
    I was so honored when you talked to me...
[16:09] Gi
    So I wanted to be as pretty as I could...
[16:12] Gi
    Somebody you could be proud to be around...
[16:17] Gi
    Beauty!
[16:20] Gi
    I was so happy that you got to be queen
    and I got the second most votes...
[16:27] Gi
    It was my dream...
[16:30] Gi
    Were you the one who hurt the others?
[16:32] Gi
    Can you believe Chris?
[16:35] Gi
    Signing that petition to cancel the prom...
[16:37] Gi
    If somebody as popular as him signs the
    petition, they really might cancel it!
[16:42] Gi
    So I got rid of both him and Hannah!
[16:46] Gi
    So, what do you mean you don't care?
[16:49] Gi
    Are you stupid?
[16:50] Gi
    The police are right here at the school!
[16:52] Gi
    They'll find you!
[16:55] Gi
    What else can I do?
[16:57] Gi
    You have to be queen, and I
    have to be right next to you.
[17:00] Gi
    You did all that for the prom?
[17:02] Gi
    You're crazy!
[17:08] Gi
    Stop. This is the police.
[17:11] Gu
    It turned out just like Max said.
[17:13] Gu
    Once we spread a rumor we'd
    be testing for drugs,
[17:15] Gu
    the criminal would try to
    leave via the courtyard exit.
[17:19] Gu
    Great job, Max.
[17:21] Gi
    We're gonna get hell for doing it, though.
[17:24] Gi
    You suspected me the whole time? Why?
[17:27] Gi
    No other student was as
    obsessed with prom as you were.
[17:33] Gi
    I kept hoping it wasn't you.
[17:36] Gi
    If you really think so, then
    couldn't you have let me go?
[17:40] Gi
    Arrest her, now!
[17:44] Gi
    This was supposed to be the
    greatest day of my life.
[17:47] Gi
    No!
[17:55] Gi
    The criminal has used Anthem.
[17:57] Gi
    It's an overdose!
[17:59] Gu
    Huh? An Overdrive?
[18:00] Gu
    No, an overdose.
[18:02] Gu
    She took too much!
[18:30] Gu
    You let her go alone?
[18:31] Gi
    I thought maybe Max could save her.
[18:36] Gi
    Let the hostage go, now!
[18:44] Gi
    Once upon a time, there was a girl who
    wanted to go to prom more than anything.
[18:49] Gi
    She was an ordinary girl, a little
    shy, who loved cute things.
[18:55] Gi
    There was a boy who was her best friend.
[18:59] Gi
    His name was Connor.
[19:00] Gi
    The two seemed like total opposites,
    but strangely they got along well.
[19:06] Gi
    Save me! I don't want to die!
[19:09] Gi
    I said stop!
[19:11] Gi
    The girl was sure he'd invite her to prom.
[19:17] Gi
    But before the prom, he said
    something she never imagined.
[19:24] Gi
    It was his secret.
[19:31] Gi
    The girl accepted everything.
[19:35] Gi
    But the others rejected them.
[19:39] Gi
    They weren't even allowed in the ballroom.
[19:42] Gi
    After that, Connor turned
    to drugs and left town,
[19:45] Gi
    never coming back.
[19:48] Gi
    And the girl...
[19:50] Gi
    Camilla, stop!
[19:55] Gi
    Don't ruin your life over a stupid party!
[19:59] Gi
    You didn't want to be the runner-up...
    You wanted to be Elle's friend, right?
[20:19] Gi
    You can't become Connor.
[20:25] Gi
    I wish you could've been a friend to
    her like that girl was to Connor.
[20:39] Gu
    With the poison identified,
    the victims are recovering quickly.
[20:45] Gi
    I see.
[20:46] Gu
    We'll be looking into where these
    minors got the Anthem, too.
[20:50] Gi
    And the prom?
[20:52] Gu
    They'll hold it once the victims recover.
[20:56] Gu
    It'll be just a normal dance,
    with no king or queen.
[21:00] Gi
    I see.
[21:02] Gu
    Wonderfully done.
[21:04] Gu
    Just what I want to see
    from Travis's Angels...
[21:05] Gi
    I'll be going.
[21:06] Gu
    Wait.
[21:07] Gi
    What?
[21:08] Gu
    How've things been going with, you know...
[21:13] Gu
    Trouble!
[21:14] Gu
    Max, come quick!
[21:19] Gu
    Surprise!
[21:25] Gu
    Come on, have some cake!
[21:27] Gu
    I knew the motorcycle was a bad idea.
[21:30] Gi
    Kirill set the whole thing.
[21:32] Gu
    He said he was going to
    bring everything you like.
[21:36] Gu
    Yeah, I think it's really cool.
[21:39] Gu
    Really?
[21:40] Gu
    Derick, let's dance.
[21:42] Gu
    Nah!
[21:45] Gu
    Me, too.
[21:58] Gu
    Can I ask you something?
[22:00] Gu
    What?
[22:01] Gu
    Why do you keep that hairstyle?
[22:03] Gu
    You changed it for Connor, right?
[22:05] Gu
    It's the one that suits me best.
[22:10] Gu
    I see.
[22:14] Gu
    See? Prom's not so bad.
[22:18] Gi
    Yeah.
[22:20] Gi
    Now I have something else I like.
[23:56] Gu
    In ancient Lisvalletta, the wheels the young
    boys wear on their feet slice through the air,
[23:59] Gu
    and the wings on their
    backs pierce the heavens!
[24:01] Gu
    And since that sounds really cool, don't
    miss the ninth episode of Double Decker:
[24:04] Gu
    "Don't Think, Feel So Good!"
SIGN    Don't Think, Feel So Good!
[24:06] Gu
    Have you ever picked a cosmos flower?