# EX2 - Infernal Affair
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYKEVDDGY/infernal-unfair)
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**[00:01] Gu**
Sorry to call you here so suddenly,
**[00:03] Gu**
but there's a special lecture
at the Police Academy today,
**[00:07] Gu**
and a situation has arisen where we need to
send a graduate there from our department.
**[00:12] Gu**
So, Rookie, I'd like you to go.
**[00:18] Gi**
Me? Okay, when is it?
**[00:20] Gu**
Today. Were you listening?
**[00:22] Gu**
Right now.
**[00:23] Gi**
But today is...
**[00:25] Gu**
I know. But what the brass
wants, the brass gets.
**[00:30] Gi**
Wait a sec, Travis.
**[00:32] Gi**
What about that undercover investigation?
**[00:34] Gi**
We've been on that case for a long time.
**[00:35] Gu**
Oh, about that...
**[00:38] Gi**
Undercover investigation?
**[00:39] Gi**
Today we're working on the investigation
of a potential Phase 1 target.
**[00:44] Gi**
So the four of us were planning
on going to a certain party.
**[00:49] Gu**
Oh, then I'll go instead...
**[00:50] Gu**
That's right, Buzz-Cut.
**[00:52] Gu**
That's why I called you here.
**[00:55] Gu**
Inspector Vrubel, you are to dress
as a woman and infiltrate the party.
**[01:00] Gu**
Sure, that's fine...
***SIGN*** EX #02 Infernal Unfair!
**[02:36] Gu**
D-Dress as a woman?
**[02:39] Gu**
That's ridiculous.
**[02:40] Gu**
Um, I'm pretty sure the three
of us will be fine on our own.
**[02:45] Gu**
No, I already registered
four people as going.
**[02:48] Gu**
We can't cause trouble for the
place we're infiltrating.
**[02:51] Gu**
Hey, I went to the Police Academy, too!
**[02:54] Gu**
Why don't I go?
**[02:56] Gu**
They asked for Rookie, not you.
**[02:58] Gu**
Well tell them no!
**[03:00] Gu**
You go tell them, then!
**[03:03] Gi**
There he goes again...
**[03:05] Gi**
I don't care what you decide,
just call us when you're done.
**[03:11] Gi**
He went and took another
outside job again...
**[03:15] Gi**
I wish he told us sooner, though!
I need to get ready.
**[03:19] Gi**
Where's Doug today?
**[03:21] Gi**
He's off.
**[03:23] Gi**
I'm jealous. The weather's gorgeous today.
**[03:26] Gi**
What's he doing, you think?
**[03:27] Gi**
His dry cleaning, I bet.
**[03:29] Gu**
*Yes, that's right!*
**[03:39] Gu**
I understand, Travis.
**[03:40] Gu**
You understand?
**[03:42] Gu**
Yeah.
**[03:43] Gu**
I really do feel bad...
**[03:46] Gu**
Ask Sophie, not me.
**[03:49] Gu**
You know better than that, Buzz-Cut.
**[03:51] Gu**
She's not a police officer!
**[03:54] Gu**
And she has another important mission.
**[03:57] Gu**
Mission?
**[03:58] Gu**
Yes.
**[03:59] Gi**
Hey, Travis.
**[04:01] Gi**
The place we're going today
doesn't have a single star.
**[04:04] Gi**
Can I pick a different one?
**[04:04] Gu**
Um, Sophie, we're still in a meeting...
**[04:07] Gi**
Oh, sorry.
**[04:11] Gu**
You're just going on a date with her!
**[04:13] Gu**
No! It's a personal interview!
**[04:15] Gu**
Anyhow, I am *not* dressing up as a woman!
**[04:19] Gu**
Sheesh...
**[04:20] Gu**
You really don't get it, Buzz-Cut.
**[04:24] Gu**
Get what?
**[04:25] Gu**
Listen.
**[04:27] Gu**
Undercover missions involving disguises
are among the most complex,
**[04:29] Gu**
technically demanding things an
officer will ever be asked to do.
**[04:32] Gu**
It's the kind of thing every
officer dreams of doing once.
**[04:37] Gu**
And having to disguise your gender
only makes it more difficult!
**[04:43] Gu**
If you can do this, it assures your entry
into the ranks of the most elite agents.
**[04:50] Gu**
*Most elite agents!*
**[04:56] Gu**
Where's my outfit?
**[04:58] Gu**
*I'm... I'm gonna be an elite agent!*
**[05:03] Gi**
Huh?
**[05:05] Gi**
That wasn't what I was expecting...
**[05:22] Gi**
We were right. Even Travis
didn't react at all.
**[05:26] Gi**
Yeah. Not at all.
**[05:27] Gi**
His movements are all wrong.
**[05:29] Gi**
Oh, Constable Vrubel!
**[05:30] Gi**
Good timing!
**[05:32] Gi**
I'm working on some new gadgets,
**[05:35] Gi**
and was going to make a promo
video for a presentation.
**[05:39] Gi**
Can you help me out if you're not busy?
**[05:41] Gi**
I'm kind of busy right now!
**[05:44] Gi**
Even Apple didn't notice.
**[05:47] Gi**
I'm actually more curious about
how he sees that idiot Buzz-Cut.
**[05:51] Gi**
He probably thinks of things
in terms of either 0 or 1.
**[05:54] Gi**
I'll be going, then.
**[05:56] Gi**
Okay, good luck.
**[05:59] Gi**
I knew we couldn't just expect you to
put on a dress and turn into a woman.
**[06:02] Gi**
Well, we still have three
hours until the party.
**[06:05] Gi**
Let's do what we can.
**[06:06] Gi**
Hey, idiot Buzz-Cut.
**[06:07] Gi**
It's practice time.
**[06:09] Gi**
"Practice"? Practice what?
**[06:11] Gi**
We know an expert, don't we?
**[06:16] Gi**
Oh, I see.
**[06:18] Gi**
I understand the situation.
**[06:20] Gi**
Yes, that's fine.
**[06:22] Gi**
I'm alone right now.
**[06:24] Gi**
Yes, I'll be happy to help my brother.
**[06:32] Gi**
Knees closed!
**[06:33] Gi**
Chin down!
**[06:36] Gi**
Your torso does not waver as you walk!
**[06:38] Gi**
Arms in, not out!
**[06:42] Gi**
Well, I suppose you pass.
**[06:46] Gi**
Now we'll practice speaking and mannerisms.
**[06:50] Gi**
Imagine I'm a guest at this
party, and be my waitress.
**[06:58] Gi**
Here ya go!
**[07:01] Gi**
May I sit next to you?
**[07:04] Gi**
Totally wrong.
**[07:05] Gi**
Figured...
**[07:07] Gi**
Hey, why do you think that is?
**[07:09] Gi**
No idea. If I knew,
I wouldn't be in this mess.
**[07:11] Gi**
The reason, Kirill, is that you're trying
to force yourself to act womanly.
**[07:19] Gi**
Listen carefully. You don't
need to lie about who you are.
**[07:23] Gi**
All you need to do is
forget that you're a man.
**[07:29] Gi**
That sounds kind of deep.
**[07:31] Gi**
What's important is confidence!
**[07:37] Gi**
Listen, Kirill.
**[07:39] Gi**
Right now, you're a girl.
**[07:43] Gi**
You may be a little crude and unrefined,
**[07:46] Gi**
but you're a cheerful and charming girl.
**[07:49] Gi**
Understood?
**[07:52] Gi**
*I-I'm... I'm an elite agent...*
**[07:57] Gi**
*One who can even lie about their gender...*
**[07:59] Gi**
*I'm... I'm a girl.*
**[08:03] Gi**
*A girl!*
**[08:06] Gi**
*Hey, Milla.*
**[08:07] Gi**
*How'd it go?*
**[08:09] Gi**
I just sent him back.
**[08:11] Gi**
He'll arrive soon, so see for yourself.
**[08:40] Gi**
Excuse me.
**[08:42] Gi**
You were just so beautiful,
it leapt out of my pocket.
**[08:52] Gi**
He reacted. Looks like it worked.
**[08:54] Gi**
Okay, let's go. We can do
the briefing in the car.
**[09:00] Gi**
We've got two targets for the investigation.
**[09:02] Gi**
One is Guillermo Galvis.
**[09:05] Gi**
He's believed to be an Anthem dealer,
and is our main target.
**[09:09] Gi**
We were investigating him
as a potential Phase 1,
**[09:12] Gi**
when we learned that he would be attending
the opening party of the Grand Marina Hotel.
**[09:17] Gi**
Our other target is Yusef bin Saeed Al Atal.
**[09:21] Gi**
He's the only son of the rich financier who
owns the hotel and is putting on the party,
**[09:25] Gi**
and there's rumors he's into drugs.
**[09:27] Gi**
There's also indications that he's
made contact with Guillermo.
**[09:30] Gi**
There's a good chance they'll try
and do an Anthem deal at the party.
**[09:35] Gi**
A handsome rich kid, huh?
**[09:37] Gi**
I don't like him already.
**[09:38] Gi**
Our mission this time is to infiltrate
the party as part of the hired staff,
**[09:42] Gi**
get evidence of Anthem possession
on Guillermo and arrest him.
**[09:51] Gi**
* I'll work the coat check,*
* and search his things.*
**[09:56] Gu**
Here, take this.
**[09:57] gi**
May I take your bag as well, sir?
**[10:01] Gu**
It's a personal item.
**[10:03] Gi**
It's for security reasons.
**[10:06] Gi**
Enjoy the party, sir.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Gi**
Max will be on the floor,
watching target A, Guillermo.
**[10:12] (Flashback) Gi**
Yuri will hack into building security
and observe target A on the monitors.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Gu**
And me?
**[10:20] (Flashback) Gi**
You'll be handling target B,
Yusef, in Kay's place.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Gu**
You want me to do that?
**[10:27] (Flashback) Gi**
Yeah.
**[10:28] (Flashback) Gi**
I thought Kay would be the right person for
the job, but I think you can do it, too, Olivia.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Gi**
Olivia?
**[10:34] (Flashback) Gi**
Your new name, idiot Buzz-Cut.
**[10:38] Gi**
*Well, Deana? Find any Anthem?*
**[10:41] Gi**
Nope.
**[10:42] Gi**
*Thought so.*
**[10:43] Gi**
*He's not that stupid.*
**[10:45] Gi**
Well, this was expected. We'll go to Plan B.
**[10:48] Gi**
Yuri, what's target A up to?
**[10:50] Gi**
On his way to the VIP room.
**[10:52] Gi**
*Is Target B here yet?*
**[10:54] Gi**
Not yet.
**[10:56] Gi**
*Idiot Buzz-Cut, you go to the VIP room, too.*
**[10:59] Gi**
*Got it.*
**[11:00] Gi**
Got you any scotch?
**[11:03] Gi**
Yes, of course.
**[11:04] Gi**
Here.
**[11:07] Gi**
You remind me of how my wife
looked when she was young...
**[11:12] Gi**
Th-Thanks.
**[11:15] Gi**
You're surprisingly muscular.
**[11:18] Gi**
I-I lift weights in my free time...
**[11:21] Gi**
* Crap. If he goes any further,*
* he'll find out...*
**[11:24] Gi**
Oh, Mr. Goldman. Good evening.
**[11:27] Gi**
Welcome.
**[11:29] Gi**
I'll introduce you to my father.
**[11:31] Gi**
Oh, thank you...
**[11:40] Gi**
Target B is in sight!
**[11:58] Gi**
Looks like a spoiled rich kid.
**[12:02] Gi**
Excuse me.
**[12:14] Gi**
Hey there, looking for me?
**[12:17] Gi**
You've been staring at me for a while.
**[12:20] Gi**
Um... I wanted to thank you.
**[12:24] Gi**
There's no need to thank me.
**[12:26] ---**
But...
**[12:27] Gi**
Then...
**[12:32] Gi**
Can I take this?
**[12:34] Gi**
S-Sure...
**[12:36] Gi**
Want to chat for a while?
**[12:38] Gi**
I'm tired of being surrounded by crowds.
**[12:43] Gi**
Mr. Goldman was quite rude back there.
**[12:45] Gi**
No, I should be able to handle things
smoothly, like you did, Yusef...
**[12:49] Gi**
You know my name?
**[12:52] Gi**
Everybody was saying it.
**[12:55] Gi**
You're very popular, aren't you?
**[12:57] Gi**
Popular, huh?
**[13:00] Gi**
Everybody likes my family's money. Not me.
**[13:06] Gi**
Yusef?
**[13:08] Gi**
I'm sorry.
**[13:09] Gi**
Is that...
**[13:13] Gi**
*Max, any movement?*
**[13:15] Gi**
No, not really.
**[13:16] Gi**
Deana, you?
**[13:18] Gi**
*I'm inside the hotel.*
**[13:19] Gi**
I've searched all the hiding
places I could think of,
**[13:22] Gi**
and there's no Anthem to be found.
**[13:26] Gi**
* We'll have to catch them in*
* the middle of the deal, then.*
**[13:29] Gi**
Where's Kirill?
**[13:32] Gi**
I've been calling him,
but that idiot isn't answering.
**[13:36] Gi**
Are you okay?
**[13:38] Gi**
I took some stomach medicine,
so I'll be fine in a minute.
**[13:42] Gi**
*Where are you, idiot Buzz-Cut?*
**[13:44] Gi**
Shall we go back inside?
**[13:47] Gi**
Yeah. Can't say I'm looking
forward to it, though.
**[13:51] Gi**
I don't like parties.
**[13:53] Gi**
I'm just putting on an act.
**[13:55] Gi**
I'm actually very shy and timid.
**[13:58] Gi**
So I'm afraid to betray the expectations
of the people around me...
**[14:02] Gi**
I always lie about who I am, and try
to be the perfect person I'm not.
**[14:06] Gi**
You can see what it's done to my stomach.
**[14:09] Gi**
* Listen carefully. You don't*
* need to lie about who you are.*
**[14:13] Gi**
I regret ever being born to a rich family.
**[14:19] Gi**
Why not forget it for a little bit?
**[14:23] Gi**
You seem like a good person.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Gi**
What's important is confidence.
**[14:29] Gi**
Don't force yourself to
be somebody you aren't.
**[14:31] Gi**
Be who you are.
**[14:33] Gi**
Forget all those ideas about
who you're supposed to be.
**[14:39] Gi**
At least...
**[14:41] Gi**
I think that's what you should do.
**[14:43] Gi**
Is that how it works?
**[14:46] Gi**
*Hey, shit-for-brains-Bowl-Cut!*
**[14:48] Gi**
*What are you doing?*
**[14:49] Gi**
Shut up! I'm busy now!
**[14:52] Gi**
Just don't forget your mission!
**[14:54] Gi**
I know!
**[14:55] Gi**
What's wrong?
**[14:57] Gi**
Nothing's wrong!
**[15:01] Gi**
No, I'm sorry, that was...
**[15:22] Gi**
No, um...
**[15:23] Gi**
That wasn't what it looked like.
**[15:28] Gi**
Were you forcing yourself
to be someone you weren't?
**[15:32] Gi**
I see... That's how it is.
**[15:34] Gi**
That's right.
**[15:36] Gi**
See? My real voice is like this.
**[15:38] Gi**
They always tell me to be more feminine.
**[15:40] Gi**
And as you can see, I barely know
how to wear a dress or heels.
**[15:44] Gi**
Everything I just told you was something
I was told by somebody else.
**[15:48] Gi**
You're a funny girl.
**[15:51] Gi**
I get that a lot, too.
**[15:54] Gi**
Would you tell me your name?
**[15:57] Gi**
Olivia.
**[15:59] Gi**
I'm glad I got to talk to you, Olivia.
**[16:03] Gi**
See you around.
**[16:09] Gi**
Target B has re-entered the hotel.
**[16:11] Gi**
Target A is moving through
corridor A on floor 1.
**[16:15] Gi**
Target B is taking the emergency stairs
on the east side to the basement.
**[16:19] Gi**
Target A is headed underground via
the western emergency stairs.
**[16:27] Gi**
You did it, right idiot Buzz-Cut?
**[16:29] Gi**
Yeah, it worked.
**[16:36] Gi**
Well done.
**[16:38] Gi**
By the way, do you have it?
**[16:40] Gi**
What are you talking about?
**[16:43] Gi**
The deal was that today would be the day.
**[16:46] Gi**
Oh, that's right.
**[16:48] Gi**
Let's go somewhere else.
**[16:50] Gi**
It'll be a pain if they head outside.
**[16:50] Background**
*I'm the cautious type.*
**[16:52] Gu**
Shouldn't we grab them now?
**[16:53] Gu**
*No, there's no need for that.*
**[16:57] Gu**
*What does that mean?*
**[16:58] Gu**
*I want to call off the deal.*
**[17:00] Gu**
*It's a little late for that.*
**[17:04] Gu**
You're the one who wanted
to change who you are.
**[17:06] Gu**
Yes. But I don't need to rely
on those things anymore.
**[17:11] Gu**
I've decided I'll change by myself.
**[17:15] Gu**
*I'm sorry, but I'm leaving.*
**[17:18] Gu**
You can't expect to get away with that.
**[17:24] Gu**
Not yet!
**[17:25] Gu**
But...
**[17:26] Gu**
If you panic here, you'll ruin everything!
**[17:28] Gu**
Are you an idiot?
**[17:30] Gu**
Now that you know I'm a dealer,
there's no going back!
**[17:38] Gu**
We're in the same boat now, you and I.
**[17:41] Gu**
Now the deal's made.
**[17:44] Gu**
This is SEVEN-O!
**[17:45] Gu**
Hand him over right now!
**[17:52] Gu**
Wait!
**[17:53] Gu**
Ow...
**[17:55] Gu**
Olivia?
**[17:57] Gu**
Stop right there.
**[17:59] Gu**
Max, that's mine. Take good care of it.
**[18:23] Gu**
You're good, Max!
**[18:35] Gu**
I see.
**[18:37] Gu**
You're a detective.
**[18:40] Gu**
I'm very sorry about what happened.
**[18:44] Gu**
But...
**[18:45] Gu**
I'm glad you're not hurt.
**[18:49] Gu**
What's gotten into you, idiot Buzz-Cut?
**[18:51] Gu**
No, it's nothing.
**[18:53] Gu**
*Remember! You're a man!*
**[18:56] Gu**
*Kirill Vrubel, the elite agent!*
**[19:04] Gu**
Good morning, Kay.
**[19:06] Gu**
Did yesterday's lecture go okay?
**[19:08] Gu**
It went perfectly!
**[19:10] Gu**
I couldn't get anything ready,
**[19:12] Gu**
so I just drew a picture
of Anthem's side effects,
**[19:15] Gu**
and I scared everybody!
**[19:19] Gu**
I think I did a great job of sharing
with them how dangerous Anthem is!
**[19:23] Gu**
Glad to hear it.
**[19:24] Gu**
How was the investigation?
**[19:27] Gu**
It worked out.
**[19:29] Gu**
Idiot Buzz-Cut's seduction
was a miraculous success.
**[19:32] Gu**
What's this about?
**[19:35] Gu**
Whew. I was almost late!
**[19:41] Gu**
*Yesterday was a mess.*
**[19:43] Gu**
*But I was lucky he was off.*
**[19:46] Gu**
*He can be a bit of a dick, sometimes.*
**[19:49] Gu**
*If he saw me...*
**[19:51] Gu**
Hey, Olivia.
**[19:52] Gu**
What is it?
**[19:57] Gu**
Wait, that's not my voice!
**[19:58] Gu**
And Doug, how did you know—
**[20:02] Gu**
*Of course, it was Deana's doing.*
**[20:08] Gu**
Hey, do you think that guy from
yesterday will be found guilty?
**[20:12] Gu**
You mean Yusef?
**[20:13] Gu**
The Anthem trade itself didn't happen,
**[20:16] Gu**
but he's suspected of using illegal drugs.
**[20:20] Gu**
That's right...
**[20:22] Gu**
But well, it's his first offense.
**[20:23] Gu**
If he's cooperative,
**[20:25] Gu**
he might not get a heavy charge.
**[20:26] Gu**
I see.
**[20:28] Gu**
He seemed like a good guy, you know.
**[20:31] Gu**
Good work yesterday, everyone.
**[20:36] Gu**
Oh, you're in a good mood, Travis.
**[20:39] Gu**
Oh, that Yusef guy that got
brought in with the dealer?
**[20:44] Gu**
He's been very cooperative, and I'm getting a
lot of thank-yous from the rest of the force.
**[20:48] Gu**
He didn't seem the talkative type.
**[20:51] Gu**
Well, he said he'd do anything to
help the purple-haired detective
**[20:55] Gu**
he met at the party.
**[20:59] Gu**
Wait, did any of my Angels have purple hair?
**[21:04] Gu**
Looks like you've got another fan!
**[21:06] Gu**
It's pure love!
**[21:08] Gu**
Hey, when he gets out, do you think
he'll come to you with a bouquet?
**[21:12] Gu**
I think he will.
**[21:14] Gu**
Congrats. You'll be marrying a rich guy.
**[21:18] Gu**
Where are you going?
**[21:21] Gu**
I'm going to meet him and explain things!
**[21:24] Gu**
They say love is blind, you know.
**[21:26] Gu**
Shut up!
**[21:28] Gu**
Hey, bring him some doughnuts if
you're visiting him in jail, Olivia!
**[21:33] Gu**
Shut up!
**[21:34] Gu**
I'm never dressing as a woman again!
**[21:36] Gu**
He really is a funny guy.
**[23:13] Gu**
This is a great photo.
**[23:15] Gu**
Right? He looks good.
**[23:19] Gu**
He does.
**[23:20] Gu**
He said he'd never do it again, though.
**[23:23] Gu**
Anyway, see you later.
**[23:26] Gu**
Oh, this...
**[23:28] Gu**
Keep it.
**[23:29] Gu**
It's a precious memory
of your brother, right?
**[23:31] Gu**
Thanks, Deana.
**[23:33] Gu**
Let's make him wear a
wedding dress next time.
**[23:37] Gu**
You're right. He may look good.
**[23:40] Gu**
* This will become a reality in*
* the not-too-distant future!*
**[23:44] Gu**
Oh, Milla.
**[23:45] Gu**
Who's the beauty in the picture?
**[23:48] Gu**
My little sister.
**[23:49] Gu**
I see!
**[23:51] Gu**
Both you and your sister are gorgeous!
**[23:55] Gu**
* This is a request from*
* "TM" who lives in L-City.*
**[23:58] Gu**
* "I love SEVEN-O and want to see*
* them in a hot springs episode."*
**[24:02] Gu**
*So next time on* Double Decker*, it's*
**[24:04] Gu**
* "Detective Buzz-Cut In the*
* Steam Murder Mystery Case!"*
***SIGN*** Detective Buzz-Cut In the
Steam Murder Mystery Case!
**[24:06] Gu**
*Thank you for the post card, Travis Murphy!*