E9 - Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
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[00:02] Mile
Onii-chan! Drink my soup all up, okay?
[00:06] Mile
Make it delicious! Make it delicious!
[00:12] Reina
Here. Your roasted stone lizard.
[00:15] Reina
A-And it's not like I made this
especially for you or anything, got it?
[00:19] Reina
But we don't want anything left over,
so make sure you eat it all, okay?
[00:22] Customer B
Yes, ma'am!
[00:24] Mavis
Ladies, enjoy.
[00:26] Mavis
It's hot, so please be careful.
[00:28] Customer C & D
We will!
[00:31] Pauline
Did you enjoy your meals, everyone?
[00:35] ---
Yes!
[00:36] Pauline
Here is your bill.
[00:42] Lenny
One, two, three, four...
[00:46] Pauline
Everyone worked so hard today!
[00:48] Mile
There were tons of customers.
[00:50] Reina
It's exhausting.
[00:52] Mavis
I feel the same.
[00:53] Lenny
We did it!
[00:55] Lenny
Today's sales beat our previous record high!
[00:59] Girls
Really?
[01:00] Lenny
But we will not be satisfied with this!
[01:02] ---
Tomorrow, we'll do our best to sell even more!
[01:05] Lenny
Let's do it!
[01:07] Girls
Stare...
[01:08] Lenny
What? What is it?
[01:09] Lenny
Are you unhappy about something?
[01:11] Reina
Unhappy? You ask that after making
us do those embarrassing—
[01:14] Mile
Don't say it, Reina-san!
[01:16] Pauline
Our contract with her says we can stay here
[01:19] ---
for a reduced rate in exchange
for serving customers.
[01:21] Mavis
If we defy her now, it will
only increase our rent.
[01:26] Reina
It's nothing.
[01:28] Lenny
I see.
[01:29] Lenny
In that case, I'll be counting
on all of you tomorrow, too!
[01:36] Lenny
I win.
[01:38] Reina
I lost.
[01:42] Mile
We need to earn some money.
[01:43] Mavis
Yes, we do.
[01:49] Mile
A high-paying quest...
[01:50] Reina
A high-paying quest!
[01:51] Mavis
A high-paying...
[01:52] Pauline
...quest!
[01:54] Girls
There! Wyvern hunting!
SIGN Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
[03:37] Reina
The wyvern hunt! We'll do it!
[03:39] Receptionist
It would be better not to.
[03:41] Reina
Huh?
[03:42] Mile
You're turning us away before we've even tried?
[03:45] Reina
You're saying we can't beat it?
[03:47] Receptionist
Not at all. I don't think it will be
an issue, in terms of fighting ability.
[03:51] Receptionist
The Crimson Vow has three mages,
all of whom can use powerful attack magic.
[03:57] Receptionist
I'm sure that you would be able to
deal damage even to a flying wyvern.
[04:02] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[04:03] Reina
In that case, it'll be easy!
[04:05] Pauline
We'll get 30 gold pieces.
[04:07] Receptionist
The thing is, it runs away.
[04:09] Girls
Huh?
[04:10] Receptionist
After suffering a certain amount of damage,
wyverns retreat to their dens.
[04:16] Mavis
That's cowardly!
[04:17] Receptionist
They are wild animals, so outside
of extreme circumstances,
[04:21] ---
they won't fight to the death.
[04:23] Mile
But if they run, all we
have to do is chase them...
[04:25] Receptionist
Unless you can fly through
the sky, it's not possible.
[04:28] Receptionist
Additionally, a wyvern's territory is
said to be tens of kilometers wide,
[04:32] ---
so finding its den is impossible.
[04:36] Receptionist
And this is the real problem...
[04:38] Girls
Huh?
[04:39] Pauline
There's more?
[04:41] Receptionist
Wyverns can remember people's faces.
[04:44] Girls
What?
[04:46] Receptionist
If it's fought someone and gotten beat up,
[04:49] ---
it won't go near that person again.
[04:52] Mile
But that means...
[04:53] Reina
You mean we only have one
chance when fighting a wyvern?
[04:57] Receptionist
Exactly.
[04:58] Girls
What?
[04:59] Receptionist
In the past, many Hunters have gathered
the best equipment money can buy
[05:04] ---
and attempted this quest.
[05:06] Receptionist
But not a single one succeeded.
[05:09] Receptionist
All they received were
wounds from their battle,
[05:11] ---
huge bills, and the quest's
penalty for breach of contract.
[05:16] Receptionist
In short, the only ones who try this
quest are idiots, rookies, or heroes.
[05:23] Girls
Then we'll take it!
[05:24] Receptionist
Wha? Did you hear what I just said?
[05:27] Mile
Of course!
[05:28] Pauline
Thirty gold pieces is too juicy to pass up!
[05:30] Mavis
A wyvern may be only a subspecies,
but it is a dragon-type monster.
[05:34] Mavis
If we beat it, we can call
ourselves dragon slayers!
[05:37] Reina
What we're saying is that we're...
[05:39] Mile
idiots, rookies, and heroes.
[05:42] Mile
Hey! Reina-san!
[05:44] Mile
Did you just point at me
when you said "idiots"?
[05:47] Reina
No.
[05:49] Mile
Are you sure?
[05:50] Receptionist
I understand.
[05:52] Receptionist
We'll leave the wyvern hunting quest to you.
[05:56] Receptionist
However...
[05:57] Receptionist
Please, be very careful.
[05:59] Girls
We will!
[06:07] Village head
You girls are the Hunters?
[06:09] Mile
Yes! We are...
[06:11] Reina
Hunters from the royal capital...
[06:12] Mavis
The Crimson Vow!
[06:13] Pauline
At your service!
[06:14] Village head
I'm requesting a change.
[06:15] Girls
Why?
[06:17] Village head
It's too much for you girls.
[06:19] ---
Go ahead and collect some of the medicinal
herbs around here and head back.
[06:22] Mile
We came to hunt the wyvern.
[06:25] Pauline
Here's the receipt for the quest!
[06:29] Village head
Looks like you're serious about this...
[06:34] Village head
The thing showed up about two months ago.
[06:36] Village head
It's made the forest its territory,
and about once every ten days,
[06:40] Village head
it steals livestock from the village.
[06:44] Village head
And it's not just Hunters.
[06:46] ---
The local lord attempted to subdue it, too.
[06:49] Village head
None of his men were able to defeat it.
[06:53] Village head
So how are you girls planning to fight it?
[06:57] Mile
Leave it to us!
[06:58] Mile
We have a secret plan!
[07:04] Mavis
He really is a good village head,
giving us a cow to lure the wyvern here.
[07:09] Reina
Isn't it just because having it learn what
humans taste like would cause more problems?
[07:13] Pauline
That seems plausible.
[07:15] Mile
But I feel sorry for the poor cow
who's going to get eaten.
[07:18] Mile
Little cow, we'll protect you, okay?
[07:26] Pauline
It's all right. There, there.
[07:30] Mile
Even the cow...
[07:31] Mavis
Oh! Looks like it's here!
[07:37] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[07:39] Reina
The time has come.
[07:40] Mile
Huh? Does that wyvern look
like it's got something?
[07:43] Mavis
A calf, maybe? Do you think it's
already attacked another village?
[07:46] Reina
If that's true, it might not come this way.
[07:49] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[07:50] Pauline
It's not a calf, it's a log, isn't it?
[07:56] Mile
Run!
[08:01] Mile
A bombing run? That wyvern's good.
[08:04] Mile
But if it thinks we're the same as the other
groups that came hunting it, it'll regret it!
[08:09] Reina
But it's completely out of range
of a magic attack. What do we do?
[08:13] Mile
If it won't reach, we just
have to make it reach.
[08:16] Mile
Reina-san! Start casting!
[08:18] Reina
That means you've got
something in mind, right?
[08:21] Reina
All right. I'm counting on you.
[08:22] Mile
You've got it!
[08:24] Reina
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
[08:28] Reina
Huh?
[08:29] Mile
Here we go!
[08:30] Mile
Thunderbird 1, go! Swing-by!
[08:33] Reina
Huh? Huh? Huh?
[08:34] Reina
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[08:37] Mile
Take this magical Reina Gun!
[08:44] Mile
Reina-san! You're supposed to attack!
[08:49] Reina
Huh?
[08:53] Mile
Updraft!
[08:54] Mile
Help Reina-san land safely.
[09:08] Mile
Unit 1 seems to have failed.
[09:10] Pauline
Huh?
[09:11] Mile
Now then, Unit 2, Pauline-san. Shall we?
[09:15] Mile
This move will be called
"Pauline the Shredder"!
[09:25] Mavis
M-Mile! I'll be Unit 2!
[09:28] Pauline
Mavis...
[09:29] Mavis
I'll race through the skies
and cut down a dragon!
[09:31] Mavis
There couldn't be a battle
more exciting than this!
[09:34] Mavis
Please, let me do it!
[09:35] Mile
All right.
[09:37] Pauline
Mavis, I'm so sorry...
[09:39] Mavis
It's nothing.
[09:42] Mile
Here we go, Mavis-san.
[09:44] Mavis
I'm ready whenever!
[09:46] Mile
Thunderbird 2, go! Ready to launch!
[09:49] Mile
Equipped: one weapon, sword!
[09:53] Mile
Swing-by!
[09:56] Mile
Mavis Cutter!
[10:00] Mavis
Sky Sword!
[10:04] Mavis
No good.
[10:07] Mavis
A draw?
[10:09] Mavis
I still have a long ways to go...
[10:13] Mile
Updraft!
[10:22] Mile
We have to strike faster, with more accuracy.
[10:25] Mile
Unit 3, Pauline-san!
[10:27] Mile
Huh?
[10:28] Mile
Pauline-san?
[10:30] Mile
Pauline-san?
[10:32] Mile
It's time for Pauline the Shredder!
[10:35] Pauline
Oh!
[10:36] Pauline
Reina!
[10:37] Reina
Don't come any closer!
[10:39] Reina
Stay back! I'm begging you!
[10:42] Pauline
Bathing magic and laundry magic?
[10:46] Reina
It's because the wyvern was
all wyverny with the wyvern's...
[10:55] Pauline
I'll heat up some more hot water.
[10:58] Reina
Thank you.
[11:01] Reina
Honestly, that Mile! If she's gonna do
something like that, she should tell us first!
[11:05] Pauline
Th-That's true...
[11:07] Reina
Mile! You...
[11:09] Mile
The enemy's right above us!
[11:11] Reina
Huh?
[11:14] Mile
Take that!
[11:15] Mile
Please! Hit it!
[11:18] Mile
Yes!
[11:21] Mile
That hurts, Reina-san!
Are you angry or something?
[11:25] Reina
Of course I am! What the heck was
that Thunderbird or whatever?
[11:29] Mile
It was a revolutionary anti-aircraft
tactic designed to
[11:31] ---
quickly increase the range
of a magical attack—Ow!
[11:34] Mile
Ow! Ow! I said that hurts!
[11:37] Mile
If we don't do something like that,
our magic won't reach it, right?
[11:41] Mile
We have the chance to hunt a wyvern!
I don't want to fail!
[11:44] Pauline
Mile-chan!
[11:55] Reina
Hey, Pauline! You were thinking
something weird just now, weren't you?
[11:59] Mile
Those eyes... They tell me everything.
[12:01] Reina
Huh?
[12:02] Mile
Let's go, Thunderbird 3!
[12:04] Pauline
Okay!
[12:06] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[12:09] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[12:11] Reina
You're really doing this?
[12:13] Pauline
Yes.
[12:14] Mile
Here we go, Pauline-san.
[12:15] Pauline
Whenever you're ready.
[12:16] Mile
Thunderbird 3, ready to launch!
[12:20] Mile
Up until now, I've been taking into
account the range of a sword or spell,
[12:22] ---
and throwing slightly off target.
[12:25] Mile
But I'm not going easy on it anymore.
I'm aiming straight for its body!
[12:28] Pauline
What?
[12:31] Mile
Thunderbirds are go!
[12:33] Mile
Flying Pauline!
[12:36] Mile
Now, Pauline-san! Your magic!
[12:39] Reina
Something's not right!
[12:41] Reina
I think she passed out!
[12:43] Mile
Oh no! Lattice Energy Barrier!
[12:49] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[12:54] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[12:55] Mile
Boss! There's a wyvern falling from the sky!
[12:57] Reina
Who're you calling "boss"?
[12:59] Reina
Forget that. Just hurry up and save Pauline!
[13:01] Mile
You got it, boss!
[13:02] Mile
Updraft!
[13:09] Mile
Pauline-san! You did it!
[13:13] Mile
It seems it can't fly yet
because of the damage.
[13:16] Mile
A wyvern that can't fly is just a wyvern!
[13:18] Reina
It's a wyvern either way then!
[13:20] Mile
Oh, you're right, boss!
[13:22] Reina
Stop calling me "boss"!
[13:24] Mile
Now, let's deal the finishing blow.
[13:26] Girls
Yeah!
[13:27] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[13:33] Pauline
Kyaa!
[13:36] Reina
Kyaa!
[13:42] Mile
Is this a kamikaze spell?
[13:44] Mavis
Then I will take it on!
[13:49] Mavis
Huh?
[13:50] Mavis
Oh no!
[13:52] Mile
And it's mastered the Stomach Rumble, too!
It's really something else.
[13:55] Reina
Enough of that already!
[13:58] Mile
Now we're up.
[13:59] Mile
My turn. Draw!
[14:03] Mile
Carbon Nanotube Net!
[14:05] Wyvern
Gyaass!
[14:07] Reina
Karbo... What?
[14:09] Mile
Carbon Nanotube.
[14:11] Mile
I thought this might happen, so I made
it in advance. It's a super-strong net.
[14:18] Mile
Now it's time for the climax.
[14:20] Reina
You gave us quite a bit of trouble.
[14:22] Pauline
We can't let a single scale go to waste.
[14:25] Mavis
This is where it starts.
The legend of us as dragon slayers!
[14:30] Girls
Prepare yourself!
[14:33] Boone-Clift
Wait, please!
[14:34] Girls
Huh?
[14:35] Boone-Clift
Please don't kill this wyvern.
[14:37] Girls
What?
[14:45] Boone-Clift
Don't!
[14:48] Reina
So, who are you?
[14:50] Boone-Clift
I am Booneclift, the man who
was once this wyvern's master.
[14:54] Girls
Huh?
[14:55] Pauline
Master?
[14:57] Mavis
What do you mean?
[14:59] Boone-Clift
It was back when I was a boy...
[15:02] Boone-Clift
One day, I found an injured lizard.
[15:08] Boone-Clift
And as I was renowned for my kindness, I...
[15:11] Mile
Should you say that about yourself?
[15:12] ---
Also, there's no way it
looked like a normal lizard.
[15:15] Boone-Clift
I just couldn't abandon that lizard.
[15:23] Mile
I think we can already
tell how this will end...
[15:27] Boone-Clift
I decided to take care of it,
just until it healed, but...
[15:31] Mile
It's already clear where this is going.
[15:36] Boone-Clift
What I had taken in was no
ordinary lizard! It was a wyvern!
[15:40] Mile
See? I knew it!
[15:42] Boone-Clift
But by that time, we'd already grown close.
[15:45] Boone-Clift
He was like a brother to me.
[15:50] Boone-Clift
But my parents wouldn't allow me to keep him.
[15:53] Reina
Of course they wouldn't!
[15:54] Boone-Clift
So we had to say goodbye.
[15:58] Mile
Saying goodbye to... the wyvern.
[16:08] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift
Farewell! Live a good life!
[16:12] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift
Farewell! Farewell!
[16:23] Mile
I cried, as I knew I would, and filled with
unbearable feelings, I left that place.
[16:29] Reina
What are you two doing?
[16:32] Mile
So this wyvern, Rascal is...
[16:34] Boone-Clift
He's called Lobreth.
Don't just go giving him names.
[16:38] Mile
Then, that Gyaos bird is...
[16:40] Boone-Clift
It's Lobreth! And he isn't a bird.
[16:42] Mile
Then that Ropross is...
[16:44] Boone-Clift
It's Lobreth!
[16:48] Mile
Rop—!
[16:49] Boone-Clift
Lob—!
[16:50] Mile
—ross!
[16:51] Boone-Clift
—reth!
[16:54] Mile
Rop!
[16:54] Boone-Clift
Lob!
[16:55] Mile
—ross!
[16:55] Boone-Clift
—reth!
[16:56] Mile
Ropross!
[16:57] Boone-Clift
Lobreth!
[16:57] Mile
Rop—
[16:58] Reina
Stop it already!
[16:59] Reina
And you! Stop letting an idiot's
provocations get to you!
[17:01] Reina
His name doesn't matter!
[17:03] Mile
Given the situation,
his name's gotta be Rascal,
[17:07] ---
and it screams "gyaa,"
so it's like Gyaos, but...
[17:09] Mile
He keeps using the name "Lobreth,"
which doesn't capture any of it, so I...
[17:13] Reina
Is this the mouth? The mouth
that just won't stop arguing?
[17:16] Mile
I'm really sorry, boss.
[17:18] Pauline
At a glance, that wyvern does
seem to be attached to you,
[17:22] ---
but what proof do you have
that it's actually your pet?
[17:25] Pauline
We came here after receiving an
official request from the Guild.
[17:28] Mavis
That's right.
[17:29] Mavis
We don't treat one wyvern any
differently than another.
[17:32] Boone-Clift
If that's the case, I can prove it. Watch.
[17:36] Boone-Clift
O ether, tremble and quake at my will...
[17:39] Boone-Clift
Sonic Breath!
[17:43] Mile
The Stomach Rumble skill!
[17:45] Boone-Clift
It's Sonic Breath! Don't just
give it whatever name you want!
[17:49] Boone-Clift
What is wrong with this girl?
You need to keep her in check, boss.
[17:52] Reina
I'm not the boss!
[17:54] Boone-Clift
This magic is an original spell of mine.
[17:57] ---
The only ones who can use
it are me and Lobreth.
[17:59] Pauline
It does seem to be true.
[18:02] Mavis
Aw, man. And we went to all
the trouble of catching it.
[18:05] Boone-Clift
I know I've done something unpardonable.
[18:08] Boone-Clift
And, after all that's passed, I realize
I'm only serving my own needs.
[18:11] Boone-Clift
Still, I want to be with you.
[18:14] ---
Won't you come back, Ropross?
[18:19] Boone-Clift
Oh! Lobreth! Lobreth.
[18:21] Boone-Clift
You said it so many times,
you made me say it wrong!
[18:24] Mile
From now on, your nickname
will be Baffled II!
[18:27] Boone-Clift
What kind of nickname is that?
Don't call me that!
[18:31] Boone-Clift
Lobreth...
[18:34] Boone-Clift
Though I tossed you aside,
you will forgive me?
[18:38] Boone-Clift
Thank you.
[18:40] Boone-Clift
Starting now, we'll always be together!
[18:43] Young Boone-Clift
We'll always be together!
[18:46] Mile
What a beautiful story.
[18:48] Reina
I have this feeling the moment's
pretty much been ruined because of you.
[18:54] Reina
Looks like it isn't
"happily ever after" quite yet.
[18:59] Village head
We understand the situation.
[19:01] Village head
But our village has suffered
losses which are not insignificant.
[19:04] Village head
We can't simply agree to this.
[19:08] Boone-Clift
I'll make sure you're taken care of.
[19:13] Village head
Allow me to express my
heartfelt congratulations
[19:15] ---
at your reunion with your long-lost friend.
[19:18] Boone-Clift
And I promise you as well, I will
not leave you with a loss from this.
[19:22] Mile
Um... Booneclift-san, who are you exactly?
[19:26] Boone-Clift
Me? I am...
[19:30] Mile
Who'd have imagined that
Booneclift-san was a royal mage?
[19:34] Reina
He said he wanted to keep
a wyvern for a pet,
[19:37] ---
so I thought he had to be someone important,
but it was still a surprise!
[19:40] Mavis
And since he reported to the Guild
that we'd captured the wyvern,
[19:44] ---
the quest counts as completed.
[19:45] Mavis
With this, we're officially
dragon slayers, right?
[19:48] Pauline
Since we also developed a
relationship with a royal mage,
[19:51] ---
this quest was an unmitigated success!
[19:56] Pauline
Now, about the use of this money...
[19:59] Pauline
Shall we proceed along the
lines of our initial plan?
[20:02] Mavis
Of course!
[20:03] Reina
That's why we worked so hard, right?
[20:05] Mile
The time has come to
fulfill our dearest wish!
[20:08] Pauline
In that case, we'll start our plan now!
[20:10] Girls
Yeah!
[20:11] Lenny
What? You're leaving our inn?
[20:14] Girls
Yup!
[20:15] Lenny
B-B-B-B-But why?
[20:17] Reina
My! You mean you don't know?
[20:19] Pauline
In order to reduce our rent, we've helped
bring in customers and serve them,
[20:26] Pauline
but we no longer have the need to do that.
[20:28] Mavis
After all, we're Hunters,
not restaurant servers.
[20:32] Lenny
Th-Th-Then you could just stay
here at the regular rate!
[20:36] Mile
Huh? We can do that?
[20:37] Mavis
That would be all right.
[20:39] Reina
No, it's not! The "regular rate"
is what everyone gets charged!
[20:43] Girls
Huh?
[20:43] Lenny
Tch...
[20:44] Pauline
We were actually talking about
moving somewhere that had a bath.
[20:49] Lenny
A bath?
[20:50] Pauline
There isn't one here, right?
[20:54] Reina
We win.
[20:55] Lenny
I lost.
[20:57] Mile
That's why we wanted to discuss
something with you, Lenny-chan.
[21:01] Lenny
Discuss... something?
[21:05] Pauline
Mile, this bath you built
has a very unusual design.
[21:10] Mavis
I've never seen the
mountain in this painting.
[21:12] Mavis
What mountain is it?
SIGN Keroron
[21:13] Reina
The writing in here... What country is it from?
[21:16] Mile
Huh? Uh, well... It's...
[21:18] Girls
A secret family technique?
[21:20] Mile
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
[21:21] Pauline
Well, our savings have decreased,
but I'm glad we built this.
[21:25] Reina
That's true.
[21:27] Mavis
Having a bath after completing
a quest is the best!
[21:30] Mile
It really is...
[21:32] Lenny
Excuse me!
[21:34] Lenny
Is it really okay for me to join you?
[21:37] Mile
Of course it is, Lenny-chan!
[21:39] Reina
A ten-year-old kid's got
no reason to hold back.
[21:41] Lenny
All right!
[21:47] Girls
What?
[21:49] Pauline
Apparently, the etiquette is
to use the buckets there
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to pour hot water over
yourself before getting in.
[21:54] Lenny
Oh, I see.
[21:56] Lenny
Oh, this feels amazing. Baths really are nice.
[21:59] Pauline
We can make hot water with magic,
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so when we're here,
you can have a bath any time.
[22:04] Lenny
Really? Yay!
[22:07] Girls
We lost!
SIGN Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
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