E2 - Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!

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[00:05] Mile
    Of all things...
[00:07] Mile
    I never thought I'd be in the
    same room as these girls.
[00:09] Mile
    How will I explain what happened yesterday?
[00:15] Mile
    Gulp...
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!
[01:53] Mavis
    We should start with introductions.
[01:55] Mile
    Huh?
[01:56] Mavis
    I am Mavis von Austien, aged seventeen.
[02:00] Mavis
    I come from a family of knights
    and aim to become a swordswoman.
[02:03] Reina
    Reina. I'm fifteen.
[02:05] Reina
    I'm a mage, Hunter rank E,
    and people call me "Crimson Reina."
[02:09] Mile
    Oh! She gave herself the
    "Crimson Reina" nickname again!
[02:12] Mavis
    So you really aren't an
    F-rank beginner, then.
[02:15] Reina
    Well, no.
[02:16] Pauline
    Oh! I'm hoping to become a mage, too.
[02:19] Pauline
    Pauline. I'm fourteen,
     and my family are merchants.
[02:23] Pauline
    Reina-san, I hope to learn a
    lot from you, if you don't mind.
[02:26] Reina
    In that case, you're asking the wrong person.
[02:29] Reina
    Right?
[02:30] Mile
    Huh?
[02:34] Reina
    Introductions. It's your turn.
[02:37] Mile
    Oh, uh, right!
[02:39] Mile
    Um... I'm Mile. Twelve years old.
[02:41] Reina
    Your profession and rank?
[02:43] Mile
    I-I-I hope to become a
    mage and my r-rank is...
[02:47] Mavis
    Maybe C?
[02:48] Reina
    Somewhere around B...
[02:49] Pauline
    It couldn't be A, could it?
[02:51] Mile
    My rank is a rock-bottom F!
[02:53] Mile
    I'm a novice Hunter!
[02:55] Girls
    That's a lie!
[02:57] Mile
    They don't believe me!
[02:58] Mile
    Could it be... at this rate...
SIGN    Objection!
[03:02] Mile
    Will they put me on trial?
[03:04] Mile
    Have a space-time inquest?
[03:07] Mile
    It couldn't be torture, could it?
[03:08] Mile
    To try to uncover my secrets...
[03:11] Reina
    You. Tell us the truth—
[03:15] Mavis
    It's time. We should go.
[03:18] Reina
    I guess so.
[03:19] Pauline
    Mile-chan, you should come, too.
[03:21] Mile
    Um... Where?
[03:23] Pauline
    We'll be late to the new student orientation.
[03:25] Mile
    Oh, that's right.
[03:28] Mile
    Thank goodness. I managed
    to dodge that somehow.
[03:32] Mile
    Huh?
[03:35] Mile
    Maybe I didn't dodge it.
[03:39] Elbert
    I am Elbert, the school principal.
[03:42] Elbert
    I'm here to cram what you would normally
    learn over the course of several years
[03:47] ---
    of your own experiences into six months.
[03:49] Elbert
    The training will be brutal.
[03:51] Elbert
    But if you manage to graduate,
    you'll be awarded a D rank.
[03:54] Background
    Whoa! That's amazing! He said D rank!
[03:57] Elbert
    And... the student with the highest
    scores will be awarded C rank.
[04:01] Background
    Wow! Yay!
[04:03] Mile
    I have to make sure no one
    finds out what I really am.
[04:07] Mile
    Especially not those three.
[04:10] Elbert
    First, you'll show me what you can do.
[04:21] Elbert
    Hold there!
[04:23] Elbert
    You're pretty skilled, Mavis.
[04:25] Mavis
    Thank you, sir.
[04:27] Elbert
    Right. Next pair!
[04:28] Mile
    Y-Yes, sir!
[04:31] Mile
    This time, I'll be normal.
    I'll make this average.
[04:35] Mile
    I'd like to be about fifth from the top.
[04:37] Mile
    I'll just do whatever and lose quickly.
[04:40] Boy
    Look at who she's up against.
[04:41] Boy
    Yeah, Moob. He's already an active Hunter.
[04:44] Boy
    I heard he choked an orc to
    death with his bare hands.
[04:48] Mile
    Just do whatever and lose quickly.
    Just do whatever and lose quickly...
[04:51] Mile
    And if possible, lose in
    a way that doesn't hurt.
[04:54] Mile
    I'm a girl who can be average!
[04:57] Mauve
    Bah! With a girl like this as my opponent,
    forget interesting. This'll be nothing.
[05:01] Mile
    I-I'm looking forward to a good bout!
[05:03] Mauve
    Hey! If I'm gonna be fighting little girls,
    I'd rather have that one over there.
[05:08] Mauve
    This one's flat as a cutting board!
     No fun at all!
[05:11] Mile
    What?
[05:13] Mauve
    Huh?
[05:14] Mile
    I'll destroy you!
[05:20] Mile
    My chest? You're talking about my chest?
[05:21] Mile
    Is it such a crime to be flat?
[05:23] Boy
    She took out Moob with one blow!
[05:25] Boy
    Could you see any of that?
[05:27] Boy
    No, I couldn't follow it at all.
[05:29] Mile
    N-N-No! It's not what you think!
[05:32] Mile
    He said his stomach hurt,
    and then he just fell over!
[05:35] Mavis
    I'm even more curious about you now.
[05:38] Mile
    He just fell over! I'm telling the truth!
[05:41] Pauline
    Mile-chan is really amazing, isn't she?
[05:43] Reina
    Those weren't the moves of
    someone applying to be a mage.
[05:45] Reina
    What is with that girl?
[05:47] Girl
    Fly, flames!
[05:56] Elbert
    All right, next! Reina!
[05:58] Reina
    Yes, sir!
[05:59] Reina
    Blaze brightly, fires of hell!
[06:02] Reina
    Burn through even the bones!
[06:09] Elbert
    That's some pretty good magic.
[06:11] Reina
    Thank you.
[06:13] Elbert
    Right, next. Mile.
[06:15] Mile
    Y-Yes, sir!
[06:17] Mile
    Average, average...
[06:18] Mile
    This time... This time for sure,
    I'll be average.
[06:21] Mile
    If I use about half the
    magic Reina-san used...
[06:24] Mile
    I won't get it wrong this time.
[06:26] Mile
    Blaze brightly, fires of hell.
[06:28] Mile
    Burn through even the bones!
[06:33] Mile
    Perfect!
[06:38] Mile
    Reina-san?
[06:39] Reina
    You're not bad.
[06:41] Mile
    Oh, no. I'm totally normal.
[06:44] Mile
    You saw my magic just now, right?
[06:46] Reina
    Yes. I saw it.
[06:48] Reina
    You used my original spell, magic that only I should be able to use,
[06:51] ---
    after seeing it only once.
[06:54] Mile
    Original spell?
[06:55] Reina
    You're going to explain how you did it.
[06:59] Mile
    I just remembered something I need to do.
[07:01] Mile
    If you'll excuse me!
[07:06] Mile
    I did it again...
[07:09] Nano
    There, there, Mile-sama.
    It happens all the time, doesn't it?
[07:12] Mile
    You could help me a little...
[07:15] Mile
    You're so mean, Nano-chan.
[07:17] Nano
    Those are my specs.
[07:18] Nano
    Oh, hey.
[07:19] Nano
    Isn't this the perfect time
    to do that one thing?
[07:22] Mile
    Oh, right!
[07:25] Mile
    Just a little more and it'll be done!
[07:30] Mile
    It's done!
[07:32] Mile
    Listen to this, Marcelina!
[07:34] Mile
    Though it's a little hard for me to say...
[07:37] Mile
    Listen to this, Marcelina!
[07:39] Mile
    I want to live a normal life, but...
[07:42] Mile
    I just can't seem to do it!
[07:45] Mile
    Thank you for listening, Marcelina!
[07:51] Pauline
    What an unusual doll.
[07:53] Mile
    Oh, this is an SD figure.
    Sort of a Nendonaroid.
[07:58] Mile
    By reducing the overall proportions,
    its cuteness is accented...
[08:02] Mile
    Huh?
[08:04] Mile
    Um, how long have you been there?
[08:07] Pauline
    Listen to this, Marcelina!
[08:09] Pauline
    From around there.
[08:11] Mile
    She heard the whole thing!
[08:13] Pauline
    It really is very cute.
[08:15] Mile
    Th-Thanks...
[08:17] Pauline
    Where did you learn such a skill?
[08:18] Mile
    Huh?
[08:20] Mile
    I took something I loved in my last life...
[08:21] Mile
    And just made what I remembered.
[08:24] Mile
    But there's no way I can say that!
[08:27] Pauline
    Stare...
[08:30] Mile
    She's watching me! Staring at me!
    What do I do? What do I do?
[08:34] Mile
    It...
[08:35] Pauline
    It?
[08:38] Mile
    It's a secret family technique!
[08:44] Pauline
    Oh, is it?
[08:46] Mile
    Yes, it is!
[08:48] Mile
    Good! I managed to dodge the question!
[08:50] Pauline
    I'm sure that's what she's thinking now.
[08:52] Pauline
    Actually, Mile-chan,
    I came to invite you to tea.
[08:56] Mile
    Tea?
[09:00] Mile
    My first day at the academy,
    and I'm already going to a RL event!
[09:12] Reina
    You are going to tell us about yourself.
[09:17] Mile
    This tea set is starting to look
    like a police station katsudon...
[09:20] Mile
    U-Um... I'm really just a
    super-normal twelve-year-old.
[09:25] Mavis
    Even though you defeated the
    Hunter Moob with a single blow?
[09:28] Mile
    It's a secret family technique.
[09:30] Reina
    Even though you used magic only I can use?
[09:33] Mile
    It was a secret family technique...
[09:34] Reina
    I told you, I invented that spell!
[09:36] Pauline
    Reina-san, please don't look so angry.
[09:40] Pauline
    After all, we're not trying
    to pick on Mile-chan.
[09:44] Pauline
    We just want to learn more about each other
    to get better acquainted. That's all.
[09:49] Mavis
    Yes, that's true.
[09:51] Reina
    Since we went to the trouble, I suppose
    we should have some tea and sweets.
[09:56] Reina
    It seems like we have a
    long night ahead of us.
[09:58] Mile
    There's no escaping this!
[10:00] Mile
    There's only one option left.
[10:04] Mile
    All right! I'll tell you!
[10:09] Reina
    So, you're saying that a cabinet minister after
     your abilities allied with a demon lord,
[10:13] Reina
    and you were able to escape unscathed
    with the help of a prince?
[10:17] Mile
    Yes!
[10:18] Mile
    I thought I was going to die!
[10:20] Reina
    I see. That must have been tough.
[10:22] Mile
    It really was!
[10:24] Reina
    And who d'you think is
    gonna believe that, moron?
[10:27] Mile
    What?
[10:29] Reina
    I've read that book, too!
[10:31] Mile
    Oh no!
[10:32] Pauline
    It is a bestseller.
[10:34] Reina
    Are you mocking us?
[10:37] Mile
    That wasn't my intention at all. Not at all.
[10:40] Reina
    Then tell us the truth!
[10:43] Mile
    What?
[10:44] Pauline
    Now, now. Let's leave it there for now.
[10:47] Reina
    What? Why? You're curious too, aren't you?
[10:49] Pauline
    I am curious, but...
[10:52] Pauline
    Everyone has something in their past
    they'd rather not talk about, right?
[10:56] Reina
    Well, yes, but...
[10:58] Mavis
    Huh? I don't.
[11:03] Pauline
    I have things I'd rather not talk about, too.
[11:07] Pauline
    Which is why...
[11:08] Pauline
    I hope you'll want to tell us one
    day, when we're better friends.
[11:12] Mile
    Pauline-san...
[11:13] Reina
    I'm sorry for trying to force you to tell us.
[11:16] Reina
    I'm looking forward to getting to know you.
[11:17] Mile
    Reina-san!
[11:20] Mile
    I'm not sure what you're saying, but...
[11:24] Mile
    Thank you, everyone!
[11:27] Pauline
    I'm sure the doll Mile-chan
    made would sell very well.
[11:31] Reina
    It doesn't seem like she's any good at lying,
    so she's probably not a bad person.
[11:34] Reina
    But I'm going to make her tell
    me the secret of her strength!
[11:39] Reina
    Still...
[11:41] Pauline
    For her to think she could fool us with
    the plot from that popular novel...
[11:46] Girls
    Is she... a ditz?
[11:52] Elbert
    Next, you'll show me your
    strength in the field.
[11:55] Elbert
    I've posted quests even you should be
    able to clear on the bulletin board.
[11:59] Elbert
    Form parties and complete them within a week.
[12:04] Boy
    What do you think?
[12:05] Boy
    Who would be good?
[12:07] Mile
    Parties, huh?
SIGN    Stare...
[12:15] Mavis
    Well, shall we go?
[12:16] Reina
    If we don't hurry, all the
    good ones will be gone.
[12:19] Pauline
    With these four members,
    our party's complete!
[12:22] Mile
    Y-Yes!
[12:25] Reina
    Defeating ten horned
    rabbits clears this quest.
[12:29] Mavis
    Those are the lowest-ranked monsters.
     It should be simple.
[12:32] Pauline
    But...
[12:33] Pauline
    Where could they be?
[12:36] Mile
    Leave it to me!
[12:45] Mile
    There's one in the brush!
[12:47] Mavis
    There really was one!
[12:48] Reina
    How did you know that?
[12:50] Mile
    It was just a little search magic.
[12:52] Reina
    Seriously, what are you?
[12:54] Pauline
    The quest is more important right now!
[12:56] Mavis
    We'll start with one!
[12:58] Mavis
    It's fast!
[12:59] Reina
    With my magic, I'll—
[13:03] Reina
    It takes too long to aim!
[13:04] Pauline
    I'll do it!
[13:06] Pauline
    Oh dear!
[13:10] Mavis
    They're so fast.
[13:12] Reina
    There's no way we're getting ten of those.
[13:14] Pauline
    Do you think we aren't ready for this yet?
[13:18] Mile
    Is this the first time you've
    done a quest like this?
[13:20] Mavis
    I've trained with the sword, though.
[13:22] Pauline
    It's my first time, too.
[13:24] Reina
    I'm not good at hitting
    targets that keep moving.
[13:26] Mile
    I see.
[13:28] Mile
    I can defeat them myself, but...
[13:30] Mile
    But there's no point in that.
[13:35] Mile
    Laugh and have fun... Laugh and have fun...
[13:37] Reina
    Wha...
[13:38] Reina
    What are you doing?
[13:40] Mile
    I've got it!
[13:41] Mile
    Everyone! Do you want to get stronger?
[13:44] Girls
    Huh?
[13:47] Reina
    Gather, water!
[13:48] Reina
    Come to me!
[13:51] Mile
    Now, squeeze the water together tightly.
[13:54] Mile
    Horned rabbits are small and agile,
[13:57] Mile
    so we'll make this sphere small, too.
[13:59] ---
    Try to imagine something
    you can move quickly.
[14:01] Reina
    Freeze!
[14:03] Reina
    Change form!
[14:04] Reina
    Sharpen into an icicle!
[14:06] Mile
    Now!
[14:06] Reina
    Go!
[14:08] Reina
    I did it!
[14:09] Mile
    A huge success!
[14:11] Mile
    How are you doing, Pauline-san?
[14:12] Pauline
    Dance, droplets!
[14:13] Pauline
    Surge as hot as a passionate heart!
[14:18] Pauline
    That's amazing! It's just
    like you said, Mile-chan!
[14:20] Mile
    With water magic,
    practical applications are best.
[14:23] Mile
    Being able to make hot water
    is convenient in a lot of ways.
[14:26] Reina
    You really do know all kinds of things.
[14:28] Mile
    Uh... Um... They're secret
    family techniques.
[14:32] Reina
    Really?
[14:33] Reina
    I'm gonna practice a little more.
[14:34] Pauline
    So will I.
[14:35] Mile
    I see.
[14:36] Mile
    Good luck!
[14:38] Mile
    Oh! You surprised me!
[14:40] Mile
    Since you're a swordswoman,
    Mavis-san, let's go over there...
[14:47] Pauline
    That was a little unexpected.
[14:49] Reina
    What was?
[14:50] Pauline
    That you would just accept
    Mile-chan's suggestion.
[14:54] Reina
    She might be a mass of mysteries,
    but her advice is right on point.
[14:58] Reina
    She used that search magic earlier, too.
     Her skills are the real deal.
[15:03] Mile
    If everyone gets stronger,
    I'll stand out less.
[15:07] Mile
    And by completing the quest,
    it's two birds with one stone!
[15:11] Mile
    Now, I'll start at a normal person's speed
    and gradually start coming at you faster.
[15:16] Mile
    Mavis-san, I'd like you to
    deflect all of my strikes.
[15:20] Mavis
    All right.
[15:21] Mile
    Here I come.
[15:22] Mile
    Take this!
[15:23] Mavis
    Whoa!
[15:24] Mavis
    I can handle this much, no problem!
[15:26] Mile
    Then I'll increase to 1.2x speed!
[15:30] Mavis
    Y-You got any more?
[15:32] Mile
    1.5x speed!
[15:34] Mavis
    I-I'm barely keeping up...
[15:36] Mile
    20x speed!
[15:40] Mavis
    Wait! Did your eyes and voice just change?
[15:50] Mile
    I'm so sorry! I started just having fun!
[15:53] Mavis
    Mile...
[15:54] Mile
    Yes?
[15:55] Mavis
    You're amazing! Amazing!
[15:57] Mavis
    I didn't know humans could move so fast!
[15:59] Mavis
    One day, I, too, would like
    to reach such heights!
[16:02] Mavis
    Mile, please train me more!
[16:05] Mile
    Mavis-san...
[16:06] Mile
    All right!
[16:07] Mile
    I'll use every means I
    know of to make you stronger!
[16:16] Mile
    First, you must put on this hachimaki.
SIGN    She Starts with Form First
[16:21] Mavis
    Why are you dressed like that?
[16:23] Mile
    Never mind that. Put it on.
SIGN    Lots of Things Mixed Together
[16:29] Mile
    If the hachimaki touches
    the ground, you start over!
[16:34] Mile
    Don't rest. Keep up a constant pace.
[16:38] Mile
    Strike at a speed where
    you can't feel the heat.
[16:44] Reina
    I have no idea what they're doing,
    but that's some impressive training.
[16:46] Pauline
    Yes, it is.
[16:51] Reina
    We should start setting up camp soon.
[16:53] Mile
    Yes, we should.
[16:54] Mile
    First...
[16:57] Mile
    A tent!
[17:01] Mile
    Firewood!
[17:04] Mile
    All that's left is food... Food...
[17:06] Mile
    Orc meat!
[17:08] Mile
    Well, should we have dinner—
[17:11] Mile
    Huh?
[17:14] Mavis
    To think you can use storage magic, too.
[17:17] Pauline
    You're quite the valuable commodity—
[17:19] Pauline
    No. I mean, if people found out about this,
[17:21] ---
    there'd be no end to the invitations you'd get.
[17:24] Reina
    Don't you dare tell anyone.
[17:27] Mavis
    I got some very good training today,
     thanks to Mile.
[17:30] Mavis
    With this, even those horned rabbits will...
[17:34] Mavis
    I forgot. My sword is...
[17:36] Mile
    If that's all, let me see it.
[17:40] Mile
    First, I'll bury it in the ground.
[17:43] Mile
    Carbon content, titanium,
    high tensile steel...
[17:46] Mile
    plus a lot of other things to make
    a sword that won't ever break.
[17:49] Mile
    In terms of keenness, it will be around
    the fifth-sharpest in this world.
[17:52] Mile
    The edge won't chip. It will
    resist blood and grease.
[17:54] Mile
    It will be a useful sword that
    doesn't require maintenance.
[17:56] Mile
    But it will look just like it used to.
[17:59] Mile
    Mile Blizzard!
[18:15] Mile
    Here you go, Mavis-san.
[18:17] Mavis
    You can fix swords too, Mile?
    You really are amazing.
[18:20] Reina
    How does burying a broken
    sword in the ground fix it?
[18:25] Mile
    I-I-It's...
[18:26] Pauline
    A secret family technique. Right?
[18:28] Mile
    Yes. Yes!
[18:29] Reina
    Well, whatever.
[18:33] Pauline
    The storage magic earlier is the same.
[18:36] ---
    This will be useful in business.
[18:40] Mavis
    It's amazingly sharp!
[18:41] Mavis
    Thank you, Mile!
[18:49] Mavis
    All right! I've cornered it!
[18:52] Reina
    Got it! That makes ten!
[18:55] Pauline
    We've completed our assignment!
[18:56] Mavis
    We cleared it, thanks to Mile.
[18:58] Mile
    No, no. I really didn't do anything.
[19:01] Reina
    Too much humility is just
    another form of bragging.
[19:04] Mile
    It was my pleasure.
[19:06] Pauline
    Now, let's get back.
[19:08] Pauline
    If we don't return today, we'll fail.
[19:13] Mile
    What was that?
[19:18] Mavis
    A rock golem!
[19:19] Pauline
    If I remember correctly...
[19:21] Reina
    A group of four C ranks can
    barely beat that monster!
[19:25] Reina
    At our current level, we don't
    stand a chance! We have to run!
[19:30] Reina
    Mile!
[19:31] Mile
    What is that?
[19:32] Mile
    How does it move?
[19:34] Mile
    What's the power source? Where's the engine?
[19:36] Mile
    What's the armor made of?
[19:40] Mile
    It's truly a wonder of
    otherworldly mechanisms!
[19:44] Mile
    I want to pop it apart and
    investigate every inch of it!
[19:49] Pauline
    Mile-chan!
[19:50] Reina
    Is she trembling?
[19:52] Mavis
    So even Mile is afraid of rock golems?
[19:56] Reina
    They're behind us, too?
[20:01] Mavis
    We don't have a choice.
[20:03] Mavis
    Let's go, Reina! Pauline!
[20:05] Mavis
    Before the ones back there reach us,
     we'll break past the one ahead!
[20:09] Reina
    We have no other options.
[20:22] Mavis
    Oh no!
[20:23] Pauline
    I won't let you!
[20:25] Pauline
    There!
[20:28] Reina
    Take this!
[20:33] Reina
    Uh-oh!
[20:34] Pauline
    Reina-san!
[20:36] Mavis
    Over here!
[20:40] Reina
    Focus your thoughts...
[20:41] Reina
    Rapid fire!
[20:45] Reina
    That got through!
[20:46] Reina
    Aim for the joints, Mavis!
[20:47] Mavis
    Got it!
[20:53] Pauline
    Now!
[20:54] Reina
    Mile! We're running... away?
[20:57] Mile
    As I thought. This was built
    up using magnetic force, right?
[21:01] Mile
    You might even be able to
    make this configuration!
[21:03] Reina
    I'm just not surprised by her anymore.
[21:07] Elbert
    I will now announce the
    results of the assignment.
[21:10] Elbert
    Squad A, elimination of big rats...
[21:13] Elbert
    Failure.
SIGN    Depressed
[21:14] Elbert
    Squad B, elimination of
    fire-breathing toads...
[21:17] Elbert
    Failure.
SIGN    Depressed
[21:19] Elbert
    Squad C, elimination of ten horned rabbits...
[21:22] Elbert
    Success.
[21:23] Elbert
    Additionally, they crushed three rock golems
    they encountered while on the quest.
[21:28] Students
    What?!
[21:30] Reina
    This party could really make it!
[21:34] Mile
    Assignment cleared!
[21:35] Mile
    Wait! Are we standing out?
[21:37] Mile
    Still...
[21:39] Mile
    New companions...
[21:41] Mile
    New friends...
[21:51] Arledy
    Everyone made it out safely?
[21:53] Knight
    Thank you very much.
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    We owe it all to you, Arledy-sama.
[21:57] Arledy
    I know this is sudden,
[21:58] ---
    but I've discovered the location
    of the three who wrecked my plans,
[22:02] ---
    as well as the little kitten.
[22:05] Knight
    Really?
[22:06] Arledy
    Just you wait, Mile.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
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