E12 - Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed!?

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SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[01:31] Keiko
    Onee-chan. It's morning already.
[01:36] Keiko
    Morning, Keiko.
[01:40] Keiko
    Honestly, Onee-chan. You always laze
     around the house like a fluffy, woolly blob.
[01:44] Misato
    Fluffy...
[01:46] Keiko
    If the alternative is almost getting
    hit by a truck while saving a kid,
[01:49] ---
    then I'd rather you were all woolly
    when you go out too, but...
[01:52] Misato
    Sorry I scared you.
[01:56] Father
    By the way, Misato, what were you watching
    before you went to sleep last night?
[02:00] Misato
    It was Stone-Age Boy, Giatrus!
[02:02] Misato
    I really shouldn't watch it.
[02:03] Misato
    It makes me want to eat meat.
[02:05] Father
    Okay! Today, I'll hunt a mammoth
    and bring it back for my daughter!
[02:10] Keiko
    Papa, where'd you pull that stone axe from?
[02:12] Mother
    I can't drink monkey-made sake,
[02:14] ---
    but kuchikamizake from Your Name. made
    by a high school girl would be all right.
[02:18] Father
    I know what you mean!
[02:21] Keiko
    What's with this otaku family?
[02:22] Keiko
    Can we talk about something I understand, too?
[02:26] Misato
    I didn't have any friends,
[02:28] ---
    but surrounded by the warmth of my family,
[02:31] ---
    I was more than happy enough.
[02:34] Misato
    And I know that even if I had
    never been reincarnated...
[03:07] Adele
    It went by so quickly.
[03:08] Adele
    Tomorrow we graduate from Eckland Academy.
[03:11] Marcela
    Indeed. Three years was a brief time.
[03:14] Monika
    Did you hear that, Aureana?
[03:16] ---
    They're talking like nothing at all
    happened in the last three years.
[03:20] Aureana
    Do they have any idea how much you and I got
    dragged around by the pair of them, Monika-san?
[03:25] Aureana
    She might seem domineering at first glance,
     but our Marcela-sama is deeply compassionate,
[03:28] Aureana
    and never hesitates to dive into
     trouble to help someone.
[03:33] Monika
    And then there's her chief counselor, who
    comes up with the most terrible schemes, Adele...
[03:38] Monika
    And us two, forever swept
    up in it! Sob, sob, sob...
[03:42] Aureana
    And before we knew it, we were known as the
    "Wonder Four" throughout the academy...
[03:45] ---
    Sob, sob, sob...
[03:47] Adele
    Monika-san, Aureana-san...
[03:49] Marcela
    I-It was never my intention to...
[03:52] Monika
    I'm only joking.
[03:53] Monika
    We're commoners, but you called
    us friends and treated us well.
[03:57] Aureana
    We'll treasure every experience we
    had with you these last three years.
[04:03] Marcela
    H-Honestly... Do you have to
    say such embarrassing things?
[04:06] Marcela
    But you're right.
[04:08] Marcela
    Adele-san...
[04:10] Marcela
    Meeting you and being your friend is
    something I will always take pride in.
[04:17] Adele
    So will I!
[04:19] Adele
    Thanks to all of you,
[04:21] ---
    all the family disputes within
    Viscount Ascham's lands were resolved,
[04:24] Adele
    and I was able to avenge
    my mother and grandfather!
[04:29] Adele
    Even after we graduate,
    we'll always be friends, right?
[04:32] Girls
    Of course!
[04:35] Adele
    Though our paths may part,
[04:37] Adele
    the happy days spent with my dearest friends
[04:40] Adele
    will continue on...
[04:43] Adele
    Even if I never went on adventures
    where my life was on the line...
[04:47] Adele
    Or not.
[04:49] Adele
    How long are these impossible dreams
    going to keep reality at bay...
[04:54] Adele & Misato
    ...for us?
[04:56] Mile
    But, I mean...
[04:58] Mile
    This is the first time since I reincarnated
    that anything like that has happened...
[05:01] Mile
    None of my attacks worked at all.
[05:05] Mile
    It hurt so much...
[05:08] Mile
    When I think I might die again,
     I'm just so scared!
[05:12] Misato
    That's why you're not getting up?
[05:14] Mile
    I mean, it's an elder dragon...
[05:17] Mile
    It stands at the top of this world.
[05:19] Mile
    My power is only half of its power.
[05:22] Mile
    Without more power, there's no way I can win!
[05:25] Adele
    That's dumb.
[05:26] Adele
    You're the one who asked for average abilities,
[05:30] Adele
    and now when it's down to the wire,
    you're all, "I want more power!"
[05:33] Adele
    That's just dumb.
[05:35] Misato
    True. There doesn't seem much point to
    standing up if you're going to be like that.
[05:40] Mile
    Hold on. Usually, in this sort of situation,
     if I tried to get up...
[05:45] Adele & Misato
    Stop! Stop that, Mile!
[05:48] Adele & Misato
    You'll really die this time!
[05:50] Mile
    ...and while you try to stop me,
[05:52] ---
    Schumann's Piano Concerto in A minor, Opus 54
     would play in the background...
[05:56] Adele & Misato
    We don't need this.
[05:57] Mile
    Without that accident, I could have
    been happy, even without reincarnating.
[06:02] Mile
    If I'd been smarter about things,
[06:05] ---
    I could have stayed forever
    with the first friends I ever made.
[06:09] Mile
    It's the same, even now.
[06:11] Mile
    People think of me as a girl who's capable,
[06:15] Mile
    but in the end, nothing ever works out right!
[06:19] Adele & Misato
    Does that matter?
[06:21] Mile
    Shouldn't we take this seriously?
[06:22] Misato
    I'm already done.
[06:24] ---
    Complaining now just puts me in a tough spot.
[06:27] Adele
    Are you done, too?
[06:30] Adele
    Not as Adele von Ascham. In your life as Mile.
[06:34] Mile
    My... My life as Mile...
[06:38] Reina
    Maximum Flame Sphere!
[06:43] Reina
    Even if the opponent's an elder dragon,
    Mile would never die so easily!
[06:47] Pauline
    That's right. She's just
    being a sleepyhead again!
[06:49] Mavis
    So, until she wakes, we will protect Mile!
[06:53] Mile
    Reina-san... Pauline-san... Mavis-san...
[06:59] (Flashback) Reina
    Listen up. As long as crimson
    blood runs through our veins,
[07:03] (Flashback) Reina
    we will never betray our friends.
[07:05] (Flashback) Reina
    Our friendship will never be destroyed!
[07:08] Mile
    The vow we swore that day...
[07:10] Mile
    That's right!
[07:11] Mile
    I... We are still...
[07:22] Wence
    You! You're all so weak. Why won't you give up?
[07:25] Cu Leleia
    What are you trying to do here?
[07:28] Cu Leleia
    An elder dragon controlling beastpeople...
[07:29] ---
    Using them to excavate ruins
    of human civilizations!
[07:32] Wence
    Inferior creatures getting above yourselves!
[07:35] Wence
    To think you could inflict
    this much damage on me.
[07:39] Wence
    Maybe I'll just kill you
    like I did the first girl!
[07:43] Cu Leleia
    Magic Seal!
[07:50] Cu Leleia
    Huh?
[07:53] Mile
    Did you just say you were
    going to kill my friends?
[07:56] Wence
    Y-You're...
[07:58] Reina
    Honestly! What took you so long?
[08:00] Pauline
    You really do sleep in too much.
[08:04] Mavis
    As a knight, it's embarrassing
    to say this, but...
[08:12] Girls
    Get him, Mile!
[08:13] Wence
    You! Why aren't you dead?
[08:16] Wence
    And the strength of your magic
    just now! What was that?
[08:19] Mile
    There's only one reason why you'll lose.
[08:22] Mile
    There's just one simple answer.
[08:26] Mile
    You made me angry.
[08:28] Wence
    You're just a human!
[08:34] Wence
    My attack didn't work?
[08:36] Wence
    That's not possible!
[08:41] Cu Leleia
    What?
[08:43] Mile
    Well, thinking about it logically,
    the answer is simple.
[08:48] Nano
    Indeed.
[08:49] Nano
    Mile-sama's thought waves are half as
    strong as the strongest elder dragon's.
[08:53] Nano
    However...
[08:54] Mile
    There must be all sorts of elder dragons,
    and not all of them can be at the top.
[08:59] Nano
    When you first encountered the elder dragon,
[09:01] ---
    you were caught off-guard, and afraid.
[09:02] Nano
    That plus despair caused
    disruptions in your thought waves,
[09:05] Nano
    which the rage at the thought of your
    friends dying forced back into shape.
[09:07] Nano
    In your current state,
    Mile-sama, you will surely...
[09:11] Mile
    There's no way I'll lose!
[09:12] Wence
    Why? Why doesn't it work?
[09:15] Mile
    Magic energy, collect!
[09:16] Mile
    Pierce through! Spirit... no, Magic Gun!
[09:25] Mile
    Now, I have a lot of questions for—huh?
[09:31] Mile
    What?
[09:35] Berdetice
    What are you howling about, Wence?
[09:38] Shelala
    My. There are humans here, too.
[09:40] Mile
    Gulp!
[09:41] Berdetice
    Playing again, are you?
[09:44] Berdetice
    The honored eldest is always telling you
    not to mistreat those lesser than us.
[09:51] Berdetice
    Huh? Could it be?
[09:52] Berdetice
    Were you the one being bullied?
[09:56] Shelala
    An elder dragon being picked on by
    a human. It's just too amusing, Wence.
[10:01] Mile
    One was bad enough. Three is...
[10:03] Mile
    Fastest on the draw wins!
[10:05] Wence
    Defense magic, now! Layer it!
[10:11] Mile
    I couldn't make it through...
[10:13] Shelala
    What? That can't be! What was that?
[10:15] Berdetice
    Human magic broke through
    elder dragon magic? Our magic?
[10:20] Wence
    Hyper Breath!
[10:21] Berdetice
    Wait! That's going too far!
[10:29] Girls
    Mile!
[10:35] Berdetice
    She took the Breath head-on
     and stood up afterward?
[10:37] Shelala
    That can't be! What kind of human is she?
[10:39] Mile
    No matter what, I will protect my friends!
[10:42] Mile
    Let's go, Nano-chan. Lend me your strength!
[10:45] Nano
    Of course!
[10:46] Mile
    Magic energy, collect!
[10:51] Berdetice
    No matter what you try, it won't work!
[10:53] Berdetice
    We'll take whatever pathetic
    human magic you throw at us!
[10:56] Mile
    Go!
[11:02] Berdetice
    It can't be! It's only a
    human's Fire Lance spell!
[11:05] Mile
    You seem to be under the wrong impression.
[11:07] Mile
    That was no Fire Lance. It was
    low-level magic. Just a Fireball.
[11:12] Dragons
    What?
[11:13] Mile
    It was actually a Fire Lance,
[11:15] ---
    but if it upsets the elder dragons,
    I'll let them think it wasn't.
[11:18] Mile
    But I do feel like that attack
    was stronger than usual...
[11:23] Nano
    Have you forgotten, Mile-sama?
[11:25] Nano
    When nanomachines are given clear directions,
[11:27] ---
    the effectiveness of the magic can
    increase as much as 3.27 times.
[11:31] Mile
    Three times stronger than normal!
    I like the sound of that!
[11:35] Shelala
    What is with this girl? Is she really human?
[11:38] Wence
    That's what I'd like to know!
[11:40] Mile
    Hey, everyone!
[11:42] Mile
    If you'd all surrender and explain your
    plan to me, it'd really help a lot.
[11:47] Berdetice
    Cease your prattling, human!
[11:49] Berdetice
    Full strength, everyone.
[11:52] Mile
    There are three of you, but I have...
[11:55] Mile
    my life as high school girl Kurihara Misato,
[11:59] Mile
    my life as a young lady of
    noble birth, Adele von Ascham,
[12:04] Mile
    and my life now as C-Rank Hunter Mile!
[12:08] Mile
    Magic energy charged to 120%!
[12:13] Mile
    Fire!
[12:18] Wence
    She blocked it!
[12:19] Shelala
    No! She can't!
[12:21] Berdetice
    What are you?
[12:24] Mile
    I am Mile of the Crimson Vow!
[12:26] Mile
    Just a normal girl, like you'd find anywhere!
[12:29] Dragons
    That's a lie!
[12:51] Girls
    Mile!
[12:53] Mile
    Yes?
[12:58] Mile
    Is everyone okay?
[13:00] Cu Leleia
    Hold on a minute.
[13:01] Cu Leleia
    How can you treat this so lightly?
[13:03] Mile
    Oh, those elder dragons sure
    were tough opponents...
[13:06] Cu Leleia
    I'm not talking about that!
[13:08] Cu Leleia
    Normally, even an army
     can't defeat an elder dragon.
[13:12] Cu Leleia
    Who are you?
[13:15] Mile
    This reaction is normal.
[13:18] ---
    Seeing a girl single-handedly
    defeat elder dragons...
[13:22] Mile
    Even Reina-san and the others must be...
[13:24] Reina
    Huh? It should be perfectly
    obvious who Mile is.
[13:29] Cu Leleia
    What?
[13:30] Reina
    A washboard-flat pipsqueak...
[13:32] Pauline
    ...who seems grounded, but is
    actually scatterbrained...
[13:35] Mavis
    ...who considers herself common-sensical,
    even though she isn't at all.
[13:38] Mile
    What?
[13:39] Cu Leleia
    So how can this girl defeat elder dragons?
[13:43] Reina
    That's obvious, isn't it?
[13:45] Girls
    A secret family technique. Right?
[13:58] Mile
    Guys!
[14:01] Mavis
    The backlash from overusing Micross!
     The pain! It's here!
[14:06] Pauline & Mile
    Here. Healing magic.
[14:08] Mavis
    Oh, I'm all better.
[14:09] Cu Leleia
    Wha? Girls!
[14:12] Cu Leleia
    Oh, all right. I won't ask about this anymore,
[14:17] ---
    and I won't report it to the Guild.
[14:19] Cu Leleia
    After all, my original mission was to
    investigate the strange phenomena in the forest,
[14:27] Cu Leleia
    which is why hearing what they
    have to say takes precedence here.
[14:31] Mile
    That's true.
[14:33] Mile
    Will you talk to us now?
[14:35] Mile
    Or do you want to go again?
[14:37] Berdetice
    What we seek is a lost civilization.
[14:41] Mile
    A lost civilization?
[14:43] Cu Leleia
    You can't mean the prehistoric civilization?
[14:46] Cu Leleia
    A legendary country said to
    have prospered long, long ago.
[14:50] Cu Leleia
    The people didn't depend on magic, and yet,
[14:52] Cu Leleia
    information from distant lands,
    the depths of the sea, the sky...
[14:55] Cu Leleia
    Even the stars themselves...
    They controlled it all.
[14:58] Cu Leleia
    There was no famine or war.
[15:00] ---
    It was even said to be the land of the gods.
[15:03] Reina
    Huh. I see what you're saying,
[15:06] ---
    but how could such an amazing
    civilization crumble?
[15:09] Cu Leleia
    That's exactly why its existence is doubted.
[15:13] Cu Leleia
    But if the elder dragons are searching for it,
[15:15] ---
    then that lends much more credence to the theory.
[15:17] Berdetice
    We would be too conspicuous
    if we worked out in the open.
[15:21] Berdetice
    So we ordered the beastpeople to search for
    ruins and artifacts from the lost civilization.
[15:27] Pauline
    Then, is this place truly a ruin
    from the prehistoric civilization?
[15:32] Berdetice
    Unfortunately, this seems to have been created
     by later worshipers of the lost civilization.
[15:38] Berdetice
    In other words, a failure.
[15:40] Cu Leleia
    I see.
[15:42] Berdetice
    Therefore, we will leave these lands.
[15:45] Berdetice
    The beastpeople, too, will encroach
    on this domain no longer.
[15:49] Berdetice
    In which case, you are left
    with no difficulties, correct?
[15:54] Mile
    All right.
SIGN    2 D A Y S L A T E R
[15:59] Cu Leleia
    I am in your debt.
[16:00] Mile
    No, we're in yours.
[16:02] Mile
    Thanks for covering for us so well.
[16:05] Cu Leleia
    I have the feeling we will meet again someday.
[16:09] Cu Leleia
    Goodbye.
[16:11] Hunter A
    I heard all about it!
[16:13] Hunter C
    As long as the Crimson Vow is around,
    the Guild and the Kingdom of Tils are safe!
[16:20] Reina
    Just leave it to us!
[16:24] Girls
    We're back!
[16:25] Lenny
    Welcome home, ladies!
[16:27] Lenny
    I heard all about it! You guys pulled
    off something amazing again, right?
[16:31] Mavis
    I know it's sudden, but do you think
    we could arrange a feast for tonight?
[16:34] Pauline
    With no limits on the budget!
[16:39] Lenny
    Thanks for your patronage!
SIGN    Baths
[16:44] Reina
    I feel alive again!
[16:46] Pauline
    Dinner was fun, wasn't it?
[16:49] Mavis
    The heat is getting to me.
    I really must be tired...
[16:52] Reina
    Should we get out then?
[16:54] Mile
    I'm going to stay a little longer.
SIGN    Keroron
[17:03] (Flashback) Mile
    All right.
[17:05] (Flashback) Mile
    But can I ask you one thing?
[17:07] (Flashback) Berdetice
    What is it?
[17:09] (Flashback) Mile
    Why would this world's strongest creatures,
    the elder dragons, need the lost civilization?
[17:16] (Flashback) Berdetice
    I cannot tell you.
[17:19] (Flashback) Berdetice
    Not even if it meant I must fight you again.
[17:24] Mile
    Nano-chan...
[17:25] Nano
    Yes?
[17:26] Mile
    Do you know what the elder dragons are after?
[17:28] Nano
    Yes.
[17:29] Mile
    What is it?
[17:31] Nano
    That's classified information.
[17:32] Mile
    What?
[17:33] Nano
    We nanomachines receive wishes
    in the form of thought waves,
[17:37] Nano
    and grant them when it is within our
    power to do so. We are simply tools.
[17:41] Nano
    But the question you just asked, Mile-sama,
[17:44] Nano
    involves classified information.
[17:47] Nano
    Thus, your wish cannot be granted.
[17:49] Mile
    Which means that the elder
    dragons' goal is something big,
[17:51] ---
    something connected to that
    classified information.
[17:54] Nano
    That's classified information.
[17:56] Nano
    I'm sorry, Mile-sama.
[17:59] Mile
    It's all right. Thanks.
[18:04] (Flashback) God
    To be honest, the world you
    will be reborn into has had
[18:07] (Flashback) ---
    many civilizations over time,
    all of which have collapsed.
[18:10] (Flashback) God
    Even now, with the addition of nanomachines,
    there is no hope of further evolution.
[18:14] (Flashback) God
    The result is a world that
    all of us have cast aside,
[18:18] (Flashback) ---
    one that simply continues to scrape along.
[18:21] (Flashback) Misato
    Why are you reincarnating me
    into such a difficult world?
[18:26] (Flashback) God
    We have our own circumstances to consider.
[18:30] Mile
    A world with no gods?
[18:47] Reina
    What's wrong?
[18:48] Mile
    Sorry! I had a weird dream.
[18:52] Reina
    Is that all...
[19:04] Pauline
    Are you all right? You seem tired.
[19:07] Mile
    Sorry! I dozed off! I'm so sorry!
[19:12] Mavis
    Mile! Can you take the one
    that headed your way?
[19:15] Mile
    Huh? What is this?
[19:42] Mile
    I want to talk to them about these worries.
[19:45] Mile
    But that would mean telling them
    that I've been reincarnated.
[19:51] Mile
    I can't! I can't do that!
[20:05] Mile
    Thank you for everything you've done for me.
[20:08] Mile
    Please, take care of yourselves!
[20:20] Nano
    Are you sure about this, Mile-sama?
[20:23] Mile
    I always thought I wanted normal happiness.
[20:26] Mile
    But this world that I reincarnated into
    is much more unstable than I thought...
[20:33] Mile
    The elder dragons are hungry for the
    lost civilization, trying to start something.
[20:38] Mile
    It might not happen for a hundred years.
[20:41] Mile
    But... it might also be tomorrow.
[20:45] Mile
    This world has no gods.
[20:48] Mile
    No god will save it.
[20:51] Mile
    I don't know what I can do, but...
[20:53] Mile
    I can't just ignore it.
[20:55] Mile
    Because I've found something much
    more important than my own happiness.
[21:02] Reina
    We haven't seen the school in a long time.
[21:04] Pauline
    No, we haven't.
[21:05] Mile
    Huh?
[21:08] Mile
    Wh-Why are all of you here?
[21:10] Reina
    What do you mean "why"?
[21:13] ---
    It was so obvious you were
    worrying over something.
[21:15] Mile
    B-But the three of you were asleep!
[21:18] Pauline
    We were pretending to sleep.
[21:19] Mile
    What?
[21:21] Mavis
    My princess, won't you consider
    engaging a knight's services?
[21:25] Mile
    Wha? You look too beautiful like that!
[21:28] Mile
    Y-You can't! The journey I'm starting
    now is even more dangerous than before!
[21:32] Girls
    Does it matter?
[21:34] Mile
    Huh?
[21:35] Pauline
    Of course we'll help you. We're your friends.
[21:39] Pauline
    But...
[21:40] Mavis
    There's only one thing that's important to us.
[21:44] Mavis
    Mile, do you...
[21:47] Reina
    Being with us... Do you not like it?
[21:51] Mile
    Th-The answer to that should be obvious.
[21:56] Mile
    I...
[21:58] Mile
    I want to stay with you!
[21:59] Girls
    Mile!
[22:04] Reina
    Honestly, Mile!
[22:06] Mavis
    Um, there's something I wanted
    to talk to you about...
[22:09] Girls
    What is it?
[22:10] Mavis
    Why do you all sneak out on your own?
[22:14] Mavis
    We're friends, aren't we?
[22:15] Girls
    Sorry!
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SIGN    Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed?!
[22:51] Reina
    Okay! The Crimson Vow is setting
    off on a new adventure!
[22:54] Reina
    First, we'll aim to get to B Rank!
[22:56] Mavis
    After that, I'll get to
    A Rank and become a knight!
[22:59] Pauline
    I'll make lots of money and
    set up my own business firm.
[23:02] Mile
    Um, first we need to investigate
     the elder dragons...
[23:06] Mile
    And I think I would like to gain a normal,
    average girl's happiness after all.
[23:11] Reina
    The elder dragons? You won't even
    tell us the real reasons behind that.
[23:15] Mavis
    We can tell right away when you're lying, Mile.
[23:17] Pauline
    Which is why you are going
    to confess everything about
[23:19] ---
    your secret family techniques, including that.
[23:21] Mile
    Huh?
[23:22] Reina
    Let's do it!
[23:23] Girls
    Yeah!
[23:25] Mile
    What? What?!
[23:26] Mile
    What?
[23:29] Nano
    Now, let's see...
[23:30] Nano
    Will Mile-sama ever be able
    to attain normal happiness?
[23:35] Nano
    That answer is...
[23:37] Nano
    classified information.
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