10 - Catch the Sneak Photographer! / The Bullet Bride

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[00:04] Mashiro
    I'll leave your tea here.
[00:09] Mashiro
    What're you looking at, anyway?
[00:12] Mashiro
    Eek! You pervert!
[00:15] Mashiro
    Skipping work to smack your lips over
    naked women in broad daylight on a weekday?!
[00:19] Mashiro
    Your whole family tree of ancestors
    will come back to curse you!
[00:22] Nagumo
    Wait, hang on. You've got it all wrong.
[00:24] Mashiro
    Hello, Azuha-san?
[00:26] Mashiro
    Can you invent some pliers for crushing
     the testicles of sex maniacs?
[00:29] Nagumo
    What the hell? Even the devil would click
    his tongue and veto that as a torture device.
[00:34] Mashiro
    Oh, you've already made more than you
    have any use for? Then, gimme one.
[00:37] Nagumo
    Don't keep a stock of those.
[00:39] Mashiro
    I bet you only see me as an outlet
     for your lewd fantasies, don't you?
[00:43] Mashiro
    Frankly, I can feel your dreary gaze
     on me all the time.
[00:47] Nagumo
    I'd get more turned on looking
    at the Virgo sign than at you. Seriously.
[00:52] Mashiro
    Get at least a little bit aroused, damn it!
SIGN    Detectives
    These Days
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Catch the
    Sneak Photographer!
[02:32] Mashiro
    What? This was for work?
[02:34] Nagumo
    Of course it was.
[02:35] Nagumo
    A water park called Sunday Land
     asked for my help.
[02:39] Nagumo
    Seems a sneak photographer
    has been showing up at their pool.
[02:43] Nagumo
    He calls himself Uncle Scoop,
    and he sells the photos online.
[02:48] Nagumo
    They can't turn to the police,
[02:50] Nagumo
    because they don't want the scandal
    to hurt the park's reputation.
[02:54] Nagumo
    So the sneak photographer
    has the run of the place right now.
[02:59] Mashiro
    I seriously can't stand sneak photographers.
     I'll find the creep and kill him.
[03:03] Nagumo
    Don't squeeze voodoo dolls
    over my brand-new leather shoes.
[03:09] Nagumo
    Killing's out of the question,
    but I hate what he's doing as much as you do.
[03:12] Mashiro
    Ooh, are we gonna
    go undercover at the pool?
[03:15] Nagumo
    Yeah. We're gonna catch Uncle Scoop.
[03:18] Mashiro
    Sweet!
[03:22] Nagumo
    I used to chase sneak photographers
    around all the time.
[03:26] Nagumo
    Brings back memories. Those were the days.
[03:30] Nagumo
    Oh, I had a dentist appointment today.
[03:32] Mashiro INT
    He can only salvage
    his most recent memories now.
[03:36] Nagumo
    So yeah, you'll wanna
    get your swimsuit ready.
[03:40] Mashiro
    Ooh, what should I do?
    I wonder if my old one still fits.
[03:44] Azuha
    Hey, fresh young HS girl.
[03:45] Azuha
    I brought you that testicle crusher.
[03:47] Mashiro
    Azuha-san, wanna come
    to the pool with us tomorrow?
[03:49] Azuha
    Oh, totally!
[03:52] Nagumo
    That looks more like
    it'd cut off the whole nutsack!
[04:02] Mashiro
    Sheesh.
[04:03] Mashiro
    I just don't get why all these young guys
    and girls like running around nearly naked.
[04:08] Nagumo
    I'm feeling shock and fear
    in parallel right now.
[04:12] Nagumo
    What the hell are you wearing?!
[04:14] Mashiro
    All my swimsuits are
    really brightly colored,
[04:18] Mashiro
    so I went for a mostly black one
    to draw less attention.
[04:20] Nagumo
    Every single eye in here is on you, doofus.
[04:23] Nagumo
    Go change right now.
[04:24] Azuha
    Man, gotta love the pool, though.
[04:28] Azuha
    Bouncing female bodies.
[04:29] Azuha
    Glistening muscles.
[04:30] Azuha
    Shady guys with cameras.
[04:32] Mashiro
    You're the bad guy, you shitbag yakuza!
[04:34] Nezu
    Death!
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Production & Copyright
[04:38] Nezu
    I'm not, I swear. Just hear me out.
[04:41] Nagumo
    You seem desperate, Nezu-kun.
[04:43] Nezu
    Well, yeah! I've been falsely accused.
[04:46] Nezu
    Huh? What's that?
[04:47] Azuha
    A testicle crusher.
[04:50] Nezu
    Uh, no, that's a weapon for cutting!
[04:52] Mashiro
    Enough whining.
    It's off to the police with you!
[04:54] Nezu
    Hang on, please! I heard about the sneak
    photographer, too! I'm here to catch him!
[04:59] Nezu
    This camera is for capturing evidence!
[05:02] Nezu
    I've only taken a few pictures of women!
[05:05] Mashiro
    You've taken at least five!
[05:07] Mashiro
    I'll scatter your ashes near
    an all-girls high school for you.
[05:13] Lifeguard
    No jumping in, please.
[05:15] Nagumo
    For the love of...
[05:17] Asunaro
    Oh, Sensei, it's you.
[05:20] Nagumo
    Asunaro-kun and Maki-san?
[05:22] Maki
    Um, h-hello.
[05:24] Mashiro
    Oh, hey, it's the idiot.
[05:26] Asunaro
    And why are you in a wetsuit?
[05:29] Azuha
    Long time no see, Hana-san.
[05:31] Maki
    Azuha-san.
[05:32] Azuha
    Ain't seen ya since booze shut down your brain
     and you spilled all your bodily secrets.
[05:36] Maki
    I really wish you'd forget about that.
[05:40] Nagumo
    You're after the sneak photographer, too?
[05:42] Maki
    Yes, the park asked us for help.
[05:44] Mashiro
    I hate to do this to Maki-chan, but we'll be
     taking the credit for this one, idiot.
[05:50] Asunaro
    I overlooked you calling me that
    the first time, but I'd say you're the idiot.
[05:56] Maki
    I wish those two would
    get along a little better.
[06:00] Azuha
    Say, Hana-san.
[06:01] Maki
    Yes?
[06:02] Azuha
    That stuff I gave you to increase
    your bust size didn't work, huh?
[06:06] Maki
    What?!
[06:06] Maki
    I'd considered it a success
     since I'd gone up one size,
[06:11] Maki
    but I guess it was a wasted effort?
[06:13] Maki
    Ah, I suddenly feel embarrassed to be showing
    so much skin around all these teenagers.
[06:18] Azuha
    I'll give you something stronger next time.
[06:21] Guest
    Hold it right there, you!
[06:22] Guests
    The sneak photographer!
[06:23] Guests
    Catch him!
[06:25] Nagumo
    Mashiro!
[06:25] Maki
    Master!
[06:27] Asunaro
    I know what you said earlier,
    but we should work together now as pros.
[06:30] Asunaro
    I'll go in from the left.
[06:32] Mashiro
    Yeah, got it. Azuha-san, use the stuff.
[06:35] Azuha
    Roger.
SIGN    Powdered Skating Rink
[06:37] Azuha
    Powdered Skating Rink!
[06:40] Nagumo
    This is the first time I've ever seen
    anyone reuse a Brth Care container.
[06:44] Azuha**
    Allow me to explain. At first glance,
    it looks like ordinary powder. However!
[06:49] Azuha
    When it reacts with water,
    it expands in size by dozens of times,
[06:52] Azuha
    transforming into a highly viscous jelly.
[06:54] Azuha
    In other words...
[06:56] Azuha
    When scattered over a wet poolside...
[06:58] Azuha
    it instantly transforms
    into a slippery skating rink,
[07:04] Azuha
    crushing the skulls of any fools on it!
[07:07] Maki
    Oh, no! What a disaster!
[07:09] Azuha
    Oops. I guess my throw wasn't
    strong enough to reach the bad guy.
[07:13] PhotographerA
    What's with these guys?
    Now's my chance!
[07:16] Nagumo
    Oh, that guy's acting weird.
[07:18] Nagumo
    You're not getting away.
[07:20] PhotographerA
    What? Shit!
[07:22] Nagumo
    Why don't you hand over that camera?
[07:25] Nagumo
    Well, well. Just look at these.
[07:27] Nezu
    You're one nasty baddie, ain't ya?
[07:31] Nagumo
    Maki-san.
[07:32] Maki
    Yes?
[07:33] Nagumo
    This guy isn't Uncle Scoop.
[07:36] Nagumo
    The real culprit is someone else.
[07:39] Mashiro
    What? But how can you tell?
[07:42] Maki
    Mashiro-chan, how did you respawn so quickly?
[07:45] Nezu
    She's like those trash NPCs
    that spawn perpetually.
[07:48] Nagumo
    Look at this guy's photos.
    Not a single one has someone changing in it.
[07:53] Nagumo
    This is a completely different kind of fetish.
[07:57] Mashiro
    You mean someone else is
    the real sneak photographer?
[07:59] Nagumo
    Right.
[08:00] Mashiro
    Then, we gotta find him, quick!
[08:03] Nezu
    Hey, should we just leave Asunaro there?
[08:05] Maki
    He's breathing on his own. He'll be fine.
[08:08] Nagumo
    You triage like someone in a major disaster.
[08:11] Mashiro
    Still, we noticed that pig
    because he was careless,
[08:16] Mashiro
    but aren't most sneak photographers
    almost impossible to pinpoint?
[08:19] Maki
    That's true.
[08:21] Maki
    With smartphone technology
    getting so advanced,
[08:23] Maki
    sneak photographers
    get sneakier by the year.
[08:26] Azuha
    Cameras keep getting smaller, too.
[08:28] Azuha
    Even things like pens and glasses
    can be rigged with them.
[08:31] Azuha
    So what now, Mr. Nagumo?
[08:33] Nagumo
    I guess we'll just have to keep an eye out
    for anything that seems off.
[08:37] Mashiro
    Well, it is what it is.
[08:40] Mashiro
    I'll just have to literally...
[08:42] Mashiro
    peel off a layer or two!
[08:46] Mashiro
    Monopolizing the gaze of every male with
    bare skin more priceless than a bamboo flower,
[08:51] Mashiro
    the dazzling-as-hell high school girl
    offers herself as bait,
[08:54] Mashiro
    so that the sneak photographer
    will be unable to resist snapping a shot.
[08:57] Mashiro
    Just make sure you nab him
    when he does, and it's case closed.
[09:01] Mashiro
    Well, go on. Keep mashing that shutter button
    until your reflector plate cracks.
[09:07] Mashiro
    Go on.
[09:09] Mashiro
    Go on.
[09:11] Mashiro
    Go on.
[09:13] Mashiro
    Go on.
[09:15] Mashiro
    Go on.
[09:23] PhotographerA
    Hey, an Anax parthenope.
SIGN    Who,
    me?!
SIGN    Who,
    me?!
SIGN    Take the
    damn
    photo!
[09:25] Mashiro
    Take the damn photo!
SIGN    Who,
    me?!
SIGN    Take the
    damn
    photo!
[09:27] PhotographerA
    Who, me?!
[09:28] Mashiro
    How does a gorgeous HS girl
     lose to a dragonfly?!
[09:32] Mashiro
    Why isn't anyone taking my picture?!
    You dumbasses!
[09:34] Mashiro
    I'm the cutest one here and you know it!
[09:36] GuyA
    Wh-What's that chick's deal?
    What's with her mental state?
[09:40] GuyB
    Is she the vengeful spirit of a gravure idol
    who didn't win Miss Magazne?!
[09:44] Azuha
    Uh, we can't do an investigation
    if we're drawing this much attention.
[09:49] Azuha
    We're gonna have to find the bad guy
    without the fresh young HS girl.
[09:52] Azuha
    Click?
[09:53] Maki
    Azuha-san! Your photo was just taken!
[09:56] Maki
    He's trying to escape into the crowd.
[09:58] Maki
    Master, please wake up already.
[10:01] Maki
    Let's circle around and pincer him.
[10:03] Maki
    Wait, it's the same thing
    that always happens!
[10:06] Asunaro
    Gosh, what to do?
[10:10] Asunaro INT
    How very odd.
[10:12] Asunaro INT
    Why am I here with no clothes on?
[10:15] Asunaro INT
    Who is that woman who's calling me "Master"?
[10:18] Asunaro INT
    And who am I, anyway?
[10:20] Maki
    He hit his head so hard, it reset!
[10:23] Maki
    And where's Mashiro-chan?
[10:25] Maki
    Wow, no help there. She's so shocked,
    she's posing like a nursing chimpanzee.
[10:29] Maki
    And Nagumo-sensei?
[10:31] Nagumo
    Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[10:33] Maki
    He's down with a leg cramp?
    When he's hardly even moved yet?
[10:36] Nezu
    Leave this to me, Maki-chan!
[10:39] Maki
    Nezu-san!
[10:40] Nezu
    I've got long legs,
    so I'm really good at chasing—
[10:44] Nezu
    Bug. Huge. Can't.
[10:47] Maki
    Mashiro-chan said he was more useless
    than a 100-yen-store shoehorn.
[10:50] Maki
    Guess she was right. Bah.
[10:52] Maki
    Azuha-san! We'll have to
    catch this guy ourselves!
[10:55] Azuha
    Ooh! What a big Anax parthenope!
[10:58] Azuha
    I wanna fight it with my Zod!
[11:00] Maki
    Our whole party's down!
[11:02] Maki
    In that case...
[11:04] Maki
    I'll catch him on my own!
[11:07] Maki INT
    I can do this.
[11:08] Maki INT
    I've been working out and
    jogging every day to toughen up.
[11:13] Maki INT
    I work hard to be as useful as possible.
[11:22] Maki
    I had a feeling ever since
    I first saw your photos online...
[11:26] Maki
    that "Uncle Scoop"...
[11:28] Maki
    was a woman.
[11:30] PhotographerB
    Shit.
[11:31] Maki
    It didn't make sense that so many of
    the photos were taken in the locker room.
[11:35] Maki
    And from that angle, too.
    Only a woman could get those shots.
[11:40] PhotographerB
    You're pretty smart.
[11:42] PhotographerB
    Most people get complacent
    just knowing that I'm a woman.
[11:46] PhotographerB
    It was a surefire way to make
     easy money, but fine. I give up.
[11:51] Maki
    I'm glad you're so reasonable.
[11:53] Maki
    Allow me to accompany you to the police.
[11:57] PhotographerB
    I'm glad it was a woman who caught me.
[12:06] Asunaro
    Maki-chan!
[12:08] PhotographerB
    Sorry! I won't post your photo online, okay?
[12:14] PhotographerB
    What? Hey! Aren't you embarrassed?
[12:18] Maki
    No, not particularly.
[12:21] Maki
    Letting a cowardly villain like you get away
    would be far more humiliating for a detective.
[12:28] PhotographerB
    Y-You're...
[12:31] Nagumo
    Okay, we got her.
[12:33] Asunaro
    Maki-chan! Are you okay?
[12:35] Maki
    Yes. Not a problem.
[12:38] Asunaro
    I'm sorry. My negligence
    caused you such humiliation.
[12:42] Maki
    I'm not a child.
    This isn't enough to faze me.
[12:46] Maki
    Well, our job here is finished now, yes?
[12:50] Maki
    I'll get changed.
[12:52] Asunaro
    Oh, uh, sure.
[13:02] Maki
    Oh my god!
[13:05] Maki
    I'm so embarrassed, I could die!
[13:08] Maki
    And Master might have seen me.
[13:10] Maki
    How am I supposed to face him now?
[13:16] Nagumo
    One, two, three...
[13:19] Nezu
    Feels like it's been a while
    since we finished a job properly.
[13:23] Nagumo
    This'll cover my living expenses for the month.
[13:26] Mashiro
    There's a video of me in my swimsuit online!
SIGN    Not for children! Chimpanzee courtship behavior / baboon copulation
[13:31] Nagumo
    Wait, that's the Discovry Channel!
SIGN    This female is horny and wants to exhibit courtship behavior,
SIGN    but these males are not turned on at all.
[13:46] Nezu
    It's a double feature
    with baboon copulation, huh?
[13:56] Nagumo
    Good. It still fits.
[14:01] Mashiro
    You actually own a suit like that, old dude?
[14:03] Mashiro
    You usually wear flimsy old things that
    look like tofu skins chewed up by a tapir!
[14:07] Nagumo
    I have a wedding to go to next week.
[14:10] Nagumo
    A mutual police acquaintance with Mimasaka.
SIGN    Mimasaka
[14:14] Nagumo
    Some real bigwigs are gonna be there.
    I can't go in my usual getup.
[14:21] Mashiro
    Take me with you!
SIGN    Take me with you!
[14:24] Nagumo
    My suit. My suit's worthless now.
[14:27] Mashiro
    Oops, sorry. I spat a little.
[14:31] Nagumo
    Weddings aren't even all that fun, you know.
[14:35] Mashiro
    I just want to be there for the bouquet toss.
[14:37] Mashiro
    Whoever catches it is supposed to be
     the next one to get married, right?
[14:42] Mashiro
    It's always been my dream
    to wear a wedding dress.
[14:47] Mashiro
    Don't you dare make a comment about
    putting fancy clothes on a packhorse driver!
[14:50] Nezu
    I didn't even say anything yet!
[14:53] Nagumo
    Oh, fine. I'll ask Mimasaka.
[14:57] Mashiro
    Yay! I love you, old dude.
[14:59] Nezu
    I'd like to go, too.
[15:01] Mashiro
    Oh, I wonder what I should wear.
[15:03] Mashiro
    A bulletproof vest? Or maybe chain mail?
[15:06] Nezu
    I always wanted to make
    some connections with bigwigs.
[15:10] Nagumo
    Just please don't do anything dumb, okay?
[15:14] Mashiro
    Don't worry. Just look at these eyes.
[15:16] Nagumo
    They look like Spngebob's
    when he has a naughty idea.
SIGN    The Bullet Bride
SIGN    One Week Later
[15:30] MC
    There's an incredibly severe typhoon
    making landfall today,
[15:34] MC
    but due to the scheduling,
    the ceremony will proceed as planned.
[15:40] Mashiro
    Why aren't they postponing?!
[15:41] Mashiro
    And when it's an outdoor
    wedding, of all things?!
[15:45] Nagumo
    This was apparently the only day
    all the VIPs could show up at once.
[15:48] Nezu
    I can't tell who anyone is!
[15:51] Nezu
    Boss, where are the bigwigs
    I should make connections with?
[15:54] Nagumo
    If they find out you're yakuza,
    they'll pulverize you.
[15:58] Nagumo
    There they are!
[15:59] Nagumo
    That's the police department's superintendent.
[16:02] Nagumo
    That's the head of the Cabinet
    Intelligence and Research Office.
[16:05] Nagumo
    That's the head of the
    National Security Agency.
[16:08] Nezu
    The head of the National Security Agency
    is in the least secure state of all!
[16:12] Nagumo
    Damn, it's so hard to see.
[16:15] Nagumo
    Where's Mimasaka?
[16:18] Mashiro
    Isn't that him?
[16:19] Nagumo
    H-He's...
[16:21] Nagumo
    putting his own body on the line
    to protect the wedding cake.
[16:24] Mashiro
    Never missing a chance to make himself
    look good in front of the VIPs.
[16:28] Nezu
    So that's what it means
    to be part of an organization.
[16:31] Mimasaka
    A whole herd of Red Hares hiding from
    the rain under newly replaced tatami.
[16:34] Mashiro
    He's acting weird!
[16:35] Mimasaka
    A whole drove of Red Hares hiding
    from the rain under newly replaced tatami.
[16:36] Nagumo
    No! He's got the wind sickness!
[16:39] Nagumo
    Oh, right. Food. Let's eat.
[16:41] Nagumo
    It's buffet-style, so take what you like.
[16:43] Mashiro
    The wind's so intense,
    I can't tell what anything is!
[16:46] Nezu
    Oh, I'll go get it!
[16:48] Nagumo
    Oh, perfect. A salad bowl just flew at me.
[16:52] Nagumo
    Mm, yeah. They definitely
    used the best ingredients.
[16:55] Mashiro
    Old dude! That's a decorative fake plant!
[17:00] Nezu
    Boss! I managed to scrape
     some stuff together.
[17:04] Nezu
    Give it a try.
[17:05] Nagumo
    Scraps.
SIGN    Scraps
[17:08] Nezu
    Most of the main dishes blew away.
[17:10] Nagumo
    Is this a deployment party
    for some broke samurai?
[17:13] Mashiro
    It's like a failed episode
    of Souten Restaurant.
[17:16] MC
    The bride and groom will now begin
    the candle-lighting service.
[17:21] MC
    They will be lighting the candles
    placed on each table,
[17:25] MC
    but since a flame would
    be blown out immediately,
[17:29] MC
    they will use a torch
    to light the candles instead.
[17:33] MC
    We have prepared dried grass and pine resin
    for each table to facilitate the lighting.
[17:44] Bride
    Somosan!
[17:45] Guest
    Seppa!
[17:46] Guest
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[17:51] Nezu
    The dried grass and the southeasterly wind
    are spreading the fire!
[17:55] Nagumo
    What is this, Greek fire?
SIGN    (Greek Fire)
[17:57] Mashiro
    It's like a re-enactment of the Battle
    of Red Cliffs made by Tameshite Batten.
[18:01] Nagumo
    Mimasaka! Now's your chance
    to raise your standing! Do something!
[18:05] Nagumo
    Huh? He's gone?
[18:06] Mashiro
    That's not him, old dude. That's the cake!
[18:09] Nagumo
    The cake?
[18:10] Mashiro
    He got absorbed into the cake,
    thanks to a gust of wind.
[18:13] Nagumo
    Mimasaka!
[18:16] Nagumo
    Mashiro, save him.
[18:18] Mashiro
    But I'm in a dress,
    so I don't have any of my tools.
[18:21] Nagumo
    So do something using the stuff that's here.
[18:23] Mashiro
    What? Um, uh...
[18:25] Mashiro
    Okay, here!
[18:27] Mashiro
    I gave him a Cocoa Cigrette
    to breathe through.
[18:29] Nagumo
    Those aren't hollow, though.
[18:31] Nagumo
    Whatever. Let's just pull him out.
[18:33] Mashiro
    Wait. My dress will get dirty.
    It's the only one I have!
[18:37] Nagumo
    His life is the only one he has, too.
[18:39] MC
    Ladies and gentlemen,
    our sincerest apologies.
[18:41] Mashiro
    Huh?
[18:43] MC
    A problem has arisen, prompting*
    a drastic change to the schedule.
[18:46] MC
    The bride will now perform the bouquet toss.
[18:49] Mashiro
    Yes! This is what I came here for!
[18:53] Nezu
    No! Boss got absorbed, too!
[18:55] Nezu
    Save him, Big Sis!
[18:57] Mashiro
    Sorry, old dude. I'm kinda busy right now.
    Just kill some time in nirvana.
[19:02] Nezu
    Sounds like you're telling him
    to go Dot*ur in the next life.
[19:05] MC
    The bride raises the bouquet...
[19:09] MC
    And there it goes.
[19:10] MC
    The wind's carrying it farther and farther.
[19:13] Nagumo
    An ICBM?!
[19:15] Nezu
    It's gonna fly right off the grounds.
[19:23] Nagumo
    Mashiro, this is one
    you should probably give up on.
[19:27] Mashiro
    On your marks.
[19:29] Mashiro
    Set.
[19:31] Mashiro
    Go!
[19:32] MC
    And all the ladies take off running at once.
[19:35] Nagumo
    I didn't know there were that many here!
[19:36] Nezu
    I underestimated the enthusiasm
    women have for a bouquet toss!
[19:40] Nagumo
    Follow them, Nezu-kun.
[19:41] Nezu
    Shouldn't we help this Mimasaka guy, though?
[19:44] Nagumo
    Huh? Uh, huh? Um...
[19:47] Nagumo
    Okay, here.
[19:48] Nezu
    A Yoku M°ku? I mean, it is hollow, but...
[19:50] Nagumo
    Let's go.
[19:51] Nezu
    Right.
SIGN    Tamachi Meats
[19:57] Son
    Mom, why bother opening the store
    in this weather? No one's gonna show up.
[20:01] Mom
    Don't be silly.
[20:03] Mom
    For some reason, our croquettes
    fly off the shelves during typhoons.
[20:07] Mom
    We can't call ourselves butchers
    if we didn't open now.
[20:09] Son
    Mom...
[20:12] Son
    Okay, I'll help.
[20:15] Mom
    That's hot!
[20:18] Son
    M-Mom! A meteorite fell into the fryer!
[20:23] Mom
    Don't underestimate a butcher.
[20:26] Mom
    There's nothing in this world that I can't fry!
[20:31] Nagumo
    The bouquet fried up all nice and crispy!
[20:35] Nezu
    Now it's wrapped up...
[20:36] Nezu
    and rolling away!
[20:42] Nagumo
    Everything's sticking to it
    and making a giant ball.
[20:59] Nezu
    It's coming this way!
[21:01] Nagumo
    Run!
[21:07] Mashiro
    Help me out, you two.
[21:10] Nagumo
    R-Right!
[21:10] Nezu
    Got it!
[21:12] Nagumo
    What's...
[21:13] Mashiro
    If we miss it here, the next woman
     in line will catch the bouquet.
[21:17] Mashiro
    So we'll stop it together!
[21:18] Nezu
    But how do we do that in this position?
[21:21] Mashiro
    We work together!
[21:22] Mashiro
    Mashiro stops the bouquet.
[21:25] Mashiro
    Nezu holds her up.
[21:26] Mashiro
    And Nagumo sits there, looking shy.
SIGN    Grin
SIGN    Didn't work
[21:29] Three
    It didn't work!
[21:32] BacheloretteA
    Look. The bouquet's slowing down.
[21:34] BacheloretteB
    Now! Charge!
[21:36] Mashiro
    Shit. I fell behind.
[21:38] Mashiro
    That bouquet is mine!
[21:43] Nagumo
    W-Wow.
[21:44] Nagumo
    It's like an egg still being attacked
    by goblin sperm even after it's fertilized.
[21:49] Nezu
    Maybe the bouquet toss also represents
    a wish to be blessed with a child.
[21:56] Nezu
    The bouquet!
[21:57] Nezu
    Big Sis, you did it!
[22:01] Nagumo
    No, that's...
[22:05] Nagumo INT
    I didn't know Maki-san was here.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Mashiro and
     the Psychic of Love
SIGN    In Technicolor