6 - Mashiro Hosts Girls' Night Out / Assistant Switch!! / Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius

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SIGN    A Close Look at the Latest
    Trend: the Girls' Night Out
SIGN    Share your innermost thoughts with the girls!
[00:01] TV
    These days, the girls' night out is
    a crucial venue for women to let off steam.
[00:05] TV
    More than 40% of women attend
    such a gathering at least once per month.
[00:10] Mashiro
    Hey, old dude.
[00:11] Mashiro
    I wanna do a—
[00:12] Nagumo
    Don't bother. That ain't your style.
[00:16] Mashiro
    What?! But why?!
[00:18] Nagumo
    Those things are more for, you know...
     cute, sweet girls.
[00:23] Nagumo
    You're too rough. In more ways than one.
[00:25] Mashiro
    Who're you calling a rough-around-the-edges,
    musclebound bitch?!
[00:29] Nagumo
    Your bloodlust is making the air explode.
[00:31] Nagumo
    Also, I didn't say all that.
SIGN    Detectives
    These Days
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Mashiro Hosts Girls' Night Out
[02:17] Staff
    Welcome.
[02:19] Maki
    I'm Kazamaki. I have a reservation.
[02:21] Staff
    Right this way, please.
[02:25] Maki INT
    Mashiro-chan invited me here,
    and I just sort of went with it.
[02:29] Maki INT
    I've never been on a girls' night out before.
[02:32] Maki INT
    She said someone named
    Azuha-san was coming.
[02:34] Maki INT
    I hope she's easy to talk to.
[02:41] Maki INT
    Forget easy to talk to, I'm not sure
    if this one even knows Japanese!
[02:45] Maki INT
    Don't tell me that's Azuha-san.
[02:47] Maki INT
    No, I can't be sure of that yet.
[02:50] Azuha
    Oh, hey! Are you Hana-san?
[02:53] Maki INT
    What made those things react to me?
[02:56] Azuha
    Nice to meet you. I'm Hoshino Azuha.
[02:59] Azuha
    Sex: female.
[03:01] Maki
    Um, h-hello.
[03:03] Azuha
    Here. A little gesture
    in hopes we'll grow close.
[03:05] Maki INT
    I don't want to get close to that*.
[03:08] Maki
    I work as an assistant at
    the Asunaro Detective Agency.
[03:11] Maki
    My name is Kazamaki Hana.
[03:13] Azuha
    Ooh, a business card!
[03:15] Azuha
    Very grown-up. I like it.
[03:17] Azuha
    Oh, I have one, too.
[03:19] Azuha
    Nice to know ya.
SIGN    Hoshino Azuha
SIGN    Hoshino Azuha
SIGN    Hoshino Azuha
SIGN    Hoshino Azuha
SIGN    Hoshino Azuha
[03:20] Maki INT
    It's a palette swap of the first one.
[03:21] Maki INT
    I-I can't deal with this lady by myself.
[03:26] Maki
    Anyway, um, Mashiro-chan sure is late.
[03:29] Azuha
    Oh, that fresh, young HS girl? She contacted me
     saying she'd be about five minutes late.
[03:34] Azuha
    A kei truck picked a fight with her,
    so she had to beat it up first.
[03:37] Maki
    I see.
[03:45] Maki INT
    This is so awkward.
[03:46] Maki INT
    What am I supposed to talk to her about?
[03:50] Maki
    U-Um, so, Hoshino-san...
     where are you from?
[03:55] Azuha
    My dad's testicles.
[03:56] Maki INT
    Mashiro-chan, please get here soon!
[03:59] Mashiro
    Sorry I'm late!
[04:00] Maki
    Mashiro-chan!
[04:02] Mashiro
    Man, that kei truck really pissed me off.
[04:05] Maki INT
    She came in an outfit that's*
    totally not girls' night out wear.
[04:09] Azuha
    Ooh! Feels like a girls' night out.
[04:12] Staff
    Your beef bowl to the max
    with a lethal dose of pickled ginger.
[04:14] Mashiro
    Yay! It's here!
[04:16] Maki INT
    One of us looks like someone
    heading home after team practice.
[04:20] Mashiro
    Girls' night out time! Let's dig in.
[04:24] Azuha
    Wow, you sure can wolf it down.
[04:26] Maki INT
    Girls' night out?
    Is this really a girls' night out?
[04:29] Mashiro
    So let's talk girls' night out topics.
[04:32] Mashiro
    Maki-chan, you're up.
[04:34] Maki
    What? Me?
[04:36] Maki
    Well, let me see...
[04:38] Maki
    I think, um, it's probably standard
    to talk about relationships and such.
[04:42] Maki
    Do either of you have a boyfriend?
[04:44] Azuha/Mashiro
    Nope.
[04:46] Maki INT
    Oof. This isn't going well.
[04:48] Mashiro
    Do you have one, Maki-chan?
[04:50] Maki
    Huh?! N-No, I don't have one, either.
[04:54] Mashiro
    Aw, really? I thought you and Asunaro were—
[04:56] Maki
    Five billion percent not happening.
[04:58] Mashiro
    You were pretty quick to deny it.
[05:00] Maki
    I would sooner die than date Master.
[05:02] Maki
    I'd be more likely to date
    a human-shaped slime mold.
[05:06] Mashiro
    Huh, is that so?
[05:10] Maki
    Wh-What about you, then?
    How do you feel about Nagumo-sensei?
[05:15] Mashiro
    I-I don't really... The old dude is just...
[05:19] (Flashback) Nagumo
    Huh? Something stinks?
    Sorry, it's probably my feet.
[05:22] (Flashback) Nagumo
    Save me, Mashiro!
[05:26] Mashiro
    He's just someone I need to take care of.
[05:28] Azuha
    He's pretty old, after all.
[05:31] Maki
    I think he's still rather young, personally.
[05:33] Mashiro
    What sort of guy is your type, Azuha-san?
[05:36] Azuha
    Who, me?
[05:37] Azuha
    Well, I guess...
[05:39] Azuha
    Someone smart,
    who's always giving me advice,
[05:42] Azuha
    and who's always sticking close to me...
[05:45] Mashiro
    Wow, surprisingly romantic!
[05:48] Azuha
    ...and who's just a brain.
[05:50] Maki
    Just a brain?
[05:51] Mashiro
    Azuha-san, that's not fair.
    Your answer's pure fantasy!
[05:54] Azuha
    Is it?
[05:55] Mashiro
    If that's allowed,
    then I wanna date the sun god, Ra.
[05:59] Maki
    We're getting nowhere.
    Let's stop talking about this for now.
[06:02] Azuha
    That really felt like
    girls' night out stuff, though.
[06:06] Mashiro
    Yeah, it did.
[06:07] Maki
    Well, if you ignore what you actually said.
[06:09] Mashiro
    By the way, I guess the dudes are
    having a boys' night out at an izakaya.
SIGN    The Masses Izakaya
[06:15] Nezu
    Yo, round glasses.
[06:17] Nezu
    Sure was nice of you to pin me as a stalker.
[06:21] Asunaro
    Well, it is true that
    you were stalking someone.
[06:24] Asunaro
    I was not wrong in the slightest.
[06:26] Nagumo
    Damn it, the writing on everything is so tiny.
[06:30] Nagumo
    Where's the damn sake?
[06:32] Mashiro
    I hope they're getting along okay.
[06:35] Maki
    I think I want something alcoholic, too.
[06:38] Maki
    Excuse me. A mojito, please.
[06:42] Mashiro
    I've been this wondering for a while, but...
    just how old are you, anyway?
[06:46] Maki
    Huh? Wh-What does it matter how old I am?
[06:55] Nezu
    Yo, round glasses.
[06:56] Asunaro
    Yes?
[06:58] Nezu
    What kinda button man squeezes a lemon
    over their fried chicken in this day and age?
[07:03] Asunaro
    What's the problem with using
    what the restaurant served me?
[07:06] Asunaro
    In fact, I'd say it's wrong not to use it.
[07:09] Nezu
    What was that, you pedantic four-eyes?
[07:11] Nagumo
    Would you stop? You're embarrassing.
[07:14] Nezu
    But this weirdo squeezed a lemon over the—
[07:16] Asunaro
    Enough of your false accusations!
[07:18] Nagumo
    Listen to me, kiddos.
[07:20] Nagumo
    There are an infinite number
    of ways to eat food.
[07:22] Nagumo
    You may have your preferences,
    but there's no right or wrong way to eat.
[07:27] Nagumo
    Just eat the way you like to.
[07:30] Nagumo
    There's enough conflict in this world.
[07:32] Nagumo
    We should at least get along
    while we're eating together.
[07:35] Nezu
    Boss.
[07:37] Asunaro
    Sensei.
[07:38] Nezu
    I'm so sorry!
[07:40] Asunaro
    While we're at it,
    which do you prefer, Sensei?
[07:42] Nagumo
    Well, as for me...
[07:46] Nagumo
    Forget the lemon. I can't even
    handle the grease on fried chicken.
[07:50] Nezu
    Boss.
[07:51] Asunaro
    Sensei.
[07:53] Mashiro
    Whew, we sure ate a lot.
[07:55] Azuha
    We sure did. And...
[07:59] Mashiro
    Maki-chan's pretty plastered.
[08:02] Maki
    I am not plastered.
[08:04] Maki
    There's no li'l adhesive bandages on me at all.
[08:07] Mashiro
    It sure is easy to tell when you're drunk.
[08:10] Azuha
    I bet she'd answer any question
    we asked her now.
[08:12] Mashiro
    Oh, yeah! She might even tell us how old she is!
[08:15] Mashiro
    Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
[08:17] Mashiro
    Please tell us how old you are.
[08:21] Maki
    I am twenty-mrmmff years old.
[08:25] Mashiro
    Those are strong defenses!
[08:27] Azuha
    She's blocking the question
    on a deep psychological level.
[08:30] Mashiro
    Let's ask more stuff
    and whittle down her defenses.
[08:32] Azuha
    Right.
[08:33] Mashiro
    What's your favorite food?
[08:34] Maki
    Sushi.
[08:35] Azuha
    How old are you?
[08:37] Maki
    Twenty-mrmmff.
[08:38] Mashiro
    What do you do on your days off?
[08:40] Maki
    Arts and crafts.
[08:41] Azuha
    How old are you?
[08:43] Maki
    Twenty-mrmmff.
[08:44] Mashiro
    What's your motto for life?
[08:45] Maki
    "Veggies first."
[08:47] Azuha
    How old are you?
[08:48] Maki
    Twenty-mrmmff.
[08:49] Mashiro
    Damn it! That wall's impregnable!
[08:51] Mashiro
    Oh, I know!
[08:53] Mashiro
    Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
[08:56] Mashiro
    How do you really feel about Asunaro?
[09:02] Maki
    Master is...
[09:05] Maki
    brimming with pride and
    very distrustful, but oh so dumb.
[09:09] Maki
    And it's always Nagumo-sensei this,
    Nagumo-sensei that.
[09:12] Maki
    He's just exhausting to be around.
[09:15] Mashiro
    Asunaro would probably keel over
    if he heard all this.
[09:19] Maki
    But...
[09:20] Maki
    Of all the detectives I've met,
    he's the... he's the most brilliant.
[09:27] Maki
    That's why I stay with him.
[09:31] Azuha
    What's this? The soft side is coming out!
[09:34] Mashiro
    Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
[09:36] Mashiro
    Tell us a secret you have.
[09:39] Maki
    I like ponchos.
[09:42] Mashiro
    What the heck?
[09:43] Maki
    Because they cover up my body shape.
[09:47] Mashiro
    Why would you want to? You're not even fat.
[09:49] Maki
    I'm self-conscious
    about my small breasts,
[09:53] Maki
    so I like ponchos that cover me up.
[09:59] Mashiro
    Aw, Maki-chan, you can be so cute!
[10:03] Azuha
    Let's hear it again!
    Why do you wear ponchos?
[10:06] Maki
    I told you. 'Cause my breasts are so small!
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[10:12] Maki
    M-M-M-M-Mashiro-san!
[10:14] Maki
    I didn't do anything
    embarrassing last night, did I?!
[10:20] Mashiro
    Gee, I don't know.
[10:22] Maki
    What? No way! Wait, please!
[10:24] Azuha
    Oh, Hana-san.
[10:26] Azuha
    I've got some stuff that'll make
    your boobs bigger. Want it?
[10:30] Maki
    D-D-D-D-D-D-Don't tell me...
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[10:41] Nagumo
    Damn it, Mashiro! I know you did this!
[10:45] Nagumo
    Don't feign innocence by whistling!
[10:47] Nagumo
    Hey, nice tune. Wait, does the
    sound quality need to be this good?
[10:50] Mashiro
    Sorry, old dude. I thought I'd clean
    the office, and this is what—Ah.
[10:55] Nagumo
    You're breaking everything you touch!
[10:58] Mashiro
    Boy, human-made things
    are so easily broken, huh?
[11:02] Nagumo
    Are you some demon who's obtained too much
    strength to exist in the human world?
[11:07] Mashiro
    There's no need to go that far.
[11:09] Mashiro
    Everyone makes mistakes, you know.
[11:11] Nagumo
    I bet Maki-san would never do this.
[11:15] Mashiro
    That's the one thing you should
    never say to your partner!
[11:18] Mashiro
    If that's how you feel, why don't you
    make Maki-chan your partner?!
[11:21] Nagumo
    H-Hey!
[11:22] Mashiro
    Miser! You're useless! Your feet stink!
    You cheat on your taxes!
[11:25] Mashiro
    You're shallow! Pedo! Bet you've got
    fifteen illegitimate kids! Illegal alien!
[11:29] Nagumo
    Don't mix truths and lies together
    to make your insults sound catchy.
[11:32] Mashiro
    I hope all your joints dislocate!
[11:37] Nagumo
    What am I, a child? That was shameful.
[11:40] Nagumo
    Well, I'm sure she'll cool down
     by tomorrow. I'll apologize then.
[11:44] Mashiro
    I hope a goat eats your insurance card!
[11:46] Nagumo
    You're still there?
SIGN    Assistant Switch!!
SIGN    Assistant Switch!!
[11:53] Maki
    I'll be your partner as of today.
    I'm Kazamaki Hana.
[11:56] Nagumo INT
    What?
[11:58] Mashiro
    Hey! It's me, Mashiro! Glad to be
    workin' with ya, round glasses!
[12:01] Asunaro INT
    What?!
[12:03] Nagumo
    I see. That's what Mashiro said, huh?
[12:06] Maki
    She came to me crying and saying she wanted
     to try being someone else's assistant.
[12:10] Maki
    I'm sorry to ask, but would you mind
    indulging Mashiro-chan this time?
[12:14] Nagumo
    Nah, I'm the one who should be apologizing.
[12:16] Nagumo
    Sorry you have to put up
    with her selfish whims.
[12:19] Maki
    Please don't worry about it.
[12:20] Maki
    I consider it a great honor
    to be working for you.
[12:25] Nagumo INT
    So this is what human warmth feels like.
[12:28] Maki
    Is that a tear?
[12:29] Nagumo
    I guess I'll get right to
    explaining today's job.
[12:32] Maki
    I've already done my research on that.
[12:34] Nagumo
    Huh? You have?
[12:36] Maki
    The client is Kato Yoshiro,
    a forty-four-year-old man.
[12:39] Maki
    White-collar worker, married with kids,
    lives in a stand-alone home.
[12:43] Maki
    For the past few days, someone
    has been burning his garbage and mail.
[12:47] Maki
    Here is the data from interrogations
    and witness reports from his neighbors.
[12:53] Maki
    Let's start by visiting the client's home.
[12:56] Maki
    Come, Nagumo-sensei.
[12:58] Nagumo INT
    Thirty thousand points for Maki-san.
[13:01] Maki
    Points?
[13:03] Asunaro
    Honestly.
[13:05] Asunaro
    Why do I have to team up with you?
[13:08] Mashiro
    Oh, it's fine. So what's today's mission?
[13:11] Asunaro
    I've received multiple reports of a suspicious,
    nearly naked man prowling these parts.
[13:18] Mashiro
    A suspicious man? Oh!
[13:20] Mashiro
    That's this guy, isn't it?
[13:22] Asunaro
    That's me!
[13:23] Mashiro
    Well, when I thought "creepy guy,
    goes through people's trash..."
[13:26] Asunaro
    I do that as part of my investigations.
[13:29] Asunaro
    Besides, this guy's in his thirties or forties.
[13:32] Asunaro
    He's a muscular man with glasses
    who wears swim trunks and a necktie.
[13:36] Asunaro
    That description sounds nothing like me.
[13:38] Mashiro
    Done.
SIGN    Kill me now...
[13:39] Asunaro
    That's me!
[13:40] Mashiro
    I'll start showing this around right away.
[13:43] Mashiro
    Yes?
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
[13:46] Nipple Tasting Man
    Left or right: lick whichever you like.
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Earl Grey
SIGN    Cinnamon
SIGN    Earl Grey
[13:53] Mashiro
    P-Pervert!
[13:54] Asunaro
    He must be the suspicious man.
[13:56] Mashiro
    Wait, I think I actually know that guy!
[13:59] Asunaro
    Really?
[14:00] Mashiro
    There are some weird guys
    in this town that everyone calls:
[14:03] Mashiro
    the "Big Four of Creepy Old Dudes."
SIGN    Cross Chest
     Hair Man
[14:06] Mashiro
    There's Cross Chest Hair Man,
[14:08] Mashiro
    Nipple Tasting Man,
SIGN    Nipple
    Tasting Man
[14:10] Mashiro
    Man Who Likes Ropes,
SIGN    Man Who
    Likes Ropes
[14:12] Mashiro
    and Warm-Dressing Shady Man.
[14:14] Asunaro
    Wait, Nagumo-sensei's one of them?
SIGN    Warm-Dressing
    Shady Man
[14:17] Mashiro
    Anyway, I'll take care of catching Nipples here!
[14:19] Asunaro
    Ooh, so dependable.
[14:20] Mashiro
    Stop right there, you pervert!
[14:23] Mashiro
    Gotcha! Piece of cake!
[14:26] Mashiro
    Eek! He was all slimy!
[14:29] Asunaro
    That pervert covered himself
    in lube or something.
[14:32] Asunaro
    That's disgusting.
[14:33] Nipple Tasting Man
    No, not lube. Merely bodily fluids.
[14:35] Asunaro
    That's even more disgusting!
[14:37] Mashiro
    Ew. He's...
[14:39] Mashiro
    running away like he's on a pommel horse.
[14:40] Asunaro
    He'll get away at this rate.
[14:42] Mashiro
    Then, I'll hit him with a paint ball.
[14:45] Mashiro
    Dodge this if you think you can!
[14:49] Mashiro
    Oops! Sorry!
[14:51] Mashiro INT
    Man, I'm so lame.
[14:53] Mashiro INT
    It was my own fault,
    but I snapped and bolted out like that.
[14:56] Mashiro INT
    How could I be so useless?
[15:00] Maki
    I see.
[15:01] Maki
    And the harassment has escalated recently?
[15:05] ClientA
    Yes.
[15:06] Nagumo
    We should probably move fast on this one.
[15:09] Maki
    I agree. Our client is
    at risk of harm at this rate.
[15:14] Nagumo
    Whoever's doing this can't be too far away.
[15:20] Nagumo
    A nearly naked man just slid by on his butt.
[15:22] Mashiro
    Stop, you bastard!
[15:24] Mashiro
    I'm gonna rip both of your nipples right off!
[15:28] Nagumo
    Mashiro's... her usual self, I guess.
[15:32] CriminalA
    Who said you could call a detective?
[15:35] ClientA
    What's this about, Yamada?
[15:37] ClientA
    Don't tell me all
    that harassment was your doing!
[15:40] CriminalA
    I know you've been
    having an affair with my wife!
[15:44] ClientA
    W-We just happened to get dinner together—
[15:47] CriminalA
    I saw you leaving a hotel!
[15:49] Maki
    Nagumo-sensei.
[15:51] Nagumo
    Maki-san, stay behind me.
[15:53] CriminalA
    Don't you move either, detective!
[15:55] CriminalA
    One tiny little move, and I kill you!
[15:58] Maki
    What do we do, Sensei?
[16:00] Nagumo
    It's best to just stay still right now.
    We don't want to provoke him needlessly.
[16:05] Maki
    But if we don't do something...
[16:06] Nagumo INT
    There's only one way out of this.
[16:09] Nagumo INT
    Damn it. Where'd you go...
[16:12] Nagumo INT
    Mashiro?
[16:14] Mashiro
    You and your gross, slimy self!
[16:17] Mashiro
    This ends now!
[16:18] Mashiro
    Wash your nipples and come try again!
[16:21] Nagumo INT
    Why does she keep screaming
    about his nipples?
[16:27] Nagumo
    Well, that sure was a thrilling day, huh?
[16:30] Maki
    I'm sorry I couldn't be of any use.
[16:32] Nagumo
    Aw, not at all.
[16:34] Nagumo
    You were so competent,
    it made me envy Asunaro-kun.
[16:38] Nagumo
    But I guess most of the credit goes to her.
[16:44] Maki
    You should go and bring her back quickly.
[16:47] Nagumo
    Hey, Mashiro!
[16:51] Nagumo
    Thanks for what you did earlier.
[16:54] Mashiro
    It was pure coincidence, that's all.
[16:56] Mashiro
    So how was Maki-chan as an assistant?
[16:59] Nagumo
    Hm? Oh, she's super competent.
[17:02] Nagumo
    There wasn't a single thing left for me to do.
[17:05] Mashiro
    Oh, really?
[17:06] Nagumo
    Which is why I was bored as hell.
[17:10] Nagumo
    Sorry about everything.
    Come back to the office.
[17:16] Mashiro
    Old dude, I'm sorry.
[17:19] Mashiro
    I actually kinda broke
    the kitchen stove, too.
[17:23] Nagumo
    What?
[17:24] Nagumo
    That was you, too?!
SIGN    Bath
[17:36] GuestA
    Man, I'm done.
[17:37] GuestB
    Me, too. This sauna's way too hot.
[17:40] GuestA
    I feel super relaxed, though.
[17:43] GuestB
    For real.
[17:45] Nagumo INT
    Young men, the sauna is not
    the easy hobby you think it is.
[17:52] Nagumo INT
    It's a face-off with your very life.
    A chicken race to the river Styx.
[17:57] Nagumo INT
    A sauna isn't a place to relax.
    It's a place to go mad.
SIGN    Nagumo Keiichiro
SIGN    Hobby: Saunas
SIGN    Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
SIGN    Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
[18:05] TV
    Next up in the news...
[18:07] TV
    Higashitani Daiki, a man arrested on
    suspicion of serial eat-and-run offenses,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The
    Latest
SIGN    Mid-interrogation escape
SIGN    Whereabouts unknown
SIGN    Suspect: Higashitani Daiki
SIGN    BREAKING
SIGN    Shinjuku serial eat-and-run case
SIGN    Serial eat-and-run offender escapes in the middle of interrogation
[18:11] TV
    escaped in the middle of his interrogation.
    His whereabouts are still unknown.
[18:17] Nagumo INT
    Isn't that the eat-and-runner
    Mashiro caught before?
[18:22] Nagumo INT
    I'd like to go find him
    for Mimasaka's sake, but...
[18:25] Nagumo INT
    Sorry. I'm a slave to the sauna right now.
[18:29] Nagumo INT
    It feels like I'm burning
    all the way down to my lungs.
[18:33] Nagumo INT
    I can't get enough.
[18:41] Nagumo INT
    Wait, seriously? Who goes straight
    to the sauna after escaping the cops?
[18:44] Nagumo INT
    This guy's gone a little too mad!
[18:47] Nagumo INT
    Relax. I'm sure he's just a lookalike.
[18:51] TV
    The suspect can be identified by
    a Guevara-esque dog tattoo on his back
[18:54] TV
    that looks like it was
    stamped on with an eraser.
[18:57] Nagumo INT
    Nope, it's him.
[18:58] Nagumo INT
    Aw, come on. Gimme a break.
[19:01] Nagumo INT
    I'm trying to enjoy the sauna.
[19:03] Nagumo INT
    Should I try to capture him? No, he's young,
    and he looks pretty ripped to boot.
[19:07] Nagumo INT
    If we end up grappling,
    I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
[19:11] Nagumo INT
    Not to mention, he loves saunas enough to
    come to one right after breaking out of jail.
[19:15] Nagumo INT
    Now I want to find out
    which of us loves saunas more.
[19:20] Nagumo INT
    The only way to catch him safely
    while competing for top sauna lover...
[19:24] Nagumo INT
    is by doing this.
[19:26] Nagumo
    Hey, bro.
[19:30] Nagumo
    Mind if I go for a löyly?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Löyly
SIGN    Throwing water on heated stones to raise
    the temperature in the room.
    Always let others know before attempting.
[19:36] Higashitani
    Sure, go for it.
[19:39] Nagumo INT
    Okay, let's see who can hold out the longest.
SIGN    Temperature
[19:46] Nagumo
    I can't stand how weak
    young people are these days.
[19:49] Nagumo
    They take off running
    as soon as I go for a löyly.
[19:53] Higashitani
    I'm only just getting started.
[19:55] Higashitani
    I was about to do that myself, in fact.
[19:59] Nagumo
    Now here's a young man I can respect.
[20:01] Nagumo
    Man, sure feels cool in here, though.
[20:04] Higashitani
    I'm actually getting chills.
[20:06] Nagumo
    I get ya. I almost want to get my jacket.
[20:09] Higashitani
    Well, I'm getting goosebumps. Check it out!
[20:11] Higashitani
    So on that note,
    mind if I give it one more hit?
[20:15] Higashitani
    I'm gonna catch a cold in here.
[20:18] Nagumo
    Please do.
[20:19] Nagumo INT
    This guy...
SIGN    Temperature
[20:23] Nagumo
    So chilly.
[20:24] Higashitani
    I'm freezing. I'm seconds away
     from hypothermia.
[20:27] Nagumo
    Just shoot some boiling hot corn potage
    straight into my bladder through a catheter.
[20:32] Higashitani INT
    Damn. What's with this old guy?!
[20:36] Nagumo INT
    This kid's pretty tough.
[20:42] Nagumo
    S-Sir! Now's a bad time!
[20:45] Nagumo
    We're at the doorway to purgatory in here—
[20:47] Old
    You boys...
[20:51] Old
    Mind a little löyly?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Löyly
SIGN    Throwing water on heated stones to raise
     the temperature in the room.
     Wait for others to consent before attempting.
SIGN    Temperature
[21:00] Nagumo INT
    He dumped the whole tub in!
SIGN    Temperature
[21:07] Nagumo INT
    Can't stay conscious.
[21:11] Nagumo INT
    Sorry, Mashiro. I'm done for.
[21:17] Mashiro
    Old dude! Old dude!
[21:21] Mashiro
    Old dude, are you okay?
[21:23] Maki
    Oh, thank goodness.
[21:25] Nagumo
    Wh-What was I...
[21:26] Mashiro
    You passed out in the sauna.
[21:28] Nezu
    I found you and brought you here.
[21:31] Nagumo
    Oh, right. What about the escaped criminal?
[21:33] Mashiro
    The police took him away.
[21:35] Nagumo
    Oh, I see.
[21:36] Nagumo
    Wait, there was an old man in there, too.
[21:39] Nezu
    You mean Gramps? He just walked out.
[21:43] Nagumo
    I tried to play the expert and started
    a duel, and this is how I end up.
[21:46] Nagumo
    I bet that old man knew
    exactly what was going on.
[21:50] Nagumo
    Sorry for causing trouble.
[21:52] Mashiro
    Wait, don't stand up yet!
[21:54] Nagumo
    I guess I'm still just a green-assed rookie.
[21:58] Nagumo
    Damn, the path of the sauna sure runs deep.
[22:01] Maki
    Sensei, your towel!
SIGN    Dets These Days
[22:04] Mashiro
    Come on! Put something on already!
[22:06] Nezu
    Your ass doesn't look green to me.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Nagumo-san's Grown-up Allure
SIGN    Nagumo-san's Grown-up Allure
SIGN    The Lost Child
    and Mashiro
SIGN    The Great Detective vs.
    Phantom Thief Riverfake
SIGN    The Great Detective vs.
    Phantom Thief Riverfake