6 - Mashiro Hosts Girls' Night Out / Assistant Switch!! / Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
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SIGN Special
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SIGN A Close Look at the Latest
Trend: the Girls' Night Out
SIGN Share your innermost thoughts with the girls!
[00:01] TV
These days, the girls' night out is
a crucial venue for women to let off steam.
[00:05] TV
More than 40% of women attend
such a gathering at least once per month.
[00:10] Mashiro
Hey, old dude.
[00:11] Mashiro
I wanna do a—
[00:12] Nagumo
Don't bother. That ain't your style.
[00:16] Mashiro
What?! But why?!
[00:18] Nagumo
Those things are more for, you know...
cute, sweet girls.
[00:23] Nagumo
You're too rough. In more ways than one.
[00:25] Mashiro
Who're you calling a rough-around-the-edges,
musclebound bitch?!
[00:29] Nagumo
Your bloodlust is making the air explode.
[00:31] Nagumo
Also, I didn't say all that.
SIGN Detectives
These Days
Are Crazy!
SIGN Mashiro Hosts Girls' Night Out
[02:17] Staff
Welcome.
[02:19] Maki
I'm Kazamaki. I have a reservation.
[02:21] Staff
Right this way, please.
[02:25] Maki INT
Mashiro-chan invited me here,
and I just sort of went with it.
[02:29] Maki INT
I've never been on a girls' night out before.
[02:32] Maki INT
She said someone named
Azuha-san was coming.
[02:34] Maki INT
I hope she's easy to talk to.
[02:41] Maki INT
Forget easy to talk to, I'm not sure
if this one even knows Japanese!
[02:45] Maki INT
Don't tell me that's Azuha-san.
[02:47] Maki INT
No, I can't be sure of that yet.
[02:50] Azuha
Oh, hey! Are you Hana-san?
[02:53] Maki INT
What made those things react to me?
[02:56] Azuha
Nice to meet you. I'm Hoshino Azuha.
[02:59] Azuha
Sex: female.
[03:01] Maki
Um, h-hello.
[03:03] Azuha
Here. A little gesture
in hopes we'll grow close.
[03:05] Maki INT
I don't want to get close to that*.
[03:08] Maki
I work as an assistant at
the Asunaro Detective Agency.
[03:11] Maki
My name is Kazamaki Hana.
[03:13] Azuha
Ooh, a business card!
[03:15] Azuha
Very grown-up. I like it.
[03:17] Azuha
Oh, I have one, too.
[03:19] Azuha
Nice to know ya.
SIGN Hoshino Azuha
SIGN Hoshino Azuha
SIGN Hoshino Azuha
SIGN Hoshino Azuha
SIGN Hoshino Azuha
[03:20] Maki INT
It's a palette swap of the first one.
[03:21] Maki INT
I-I can't deal with this lady by myself.
[03:26] Maki
Anyway, um, Mashiro-chan sure is late.
[03:29] Azuha
Oh, that fresh, young HS girl? She contacted me
saying she'd be about five minutes late.
[03:34] Azuha
A kei truck picked a fight with her,
so she had to beat it up first.
[03:37] Maki
I see.
[03:45] Maki INT
This is so awkward.
[03:46] Maki INT
What am I supposed to talk to her about?
[03:50] Maki
U-Um, so, Hoshino-san...
where are you from?
[03:55] Azuha
My dad's testicles.
[03:56] Maki INT
Mashiro-chan, please get here soon!
[03:59] Mashiro
Sorry I'm late!
[04:00] Maki
Mashiro-chan!
[04:02] Mashiro
Man, that kei truck really pissed me off.
[04:05] Maki INT
She came in an outfit that's*
totally not girls' night out wear.
[04:09] Azuha
Ooh! Feels like a girls' night out.
[04:12] Staff
Your beef bowl to the max
with a lethal dose of pickled ginger.
[04:14] Mashiro
Yay! It's here!
[04:16] Maki INT
One of us looks like someone
heading home after team practice.
[04:20] Mashiro
Girls' night out time! Let's dig in.
[04:24] Azuha
Wow, you sure can wolf it down.
[04:26] Maki INT
Girls' night out?
Is this really a girls' night out?
[04:29] Mashiro
So let's talk girls' night out topics.
[04:32] Mashiro
Maki-chan, you're up.
[04:34] Maki
What? Me?
[04:36] Maki
Well, let me see...
[04:38] Maki
I think, um, it's probably standard
to talk about relationships and such.
[04:42] Maki
Do either of you have a boyfriend?
[04:44] Azuha/Mashiro
Nope.
[04:46] Maki INT
Oof. This isn't going well.
[04:48] Mashiro
Do you have one, Maki-chan?
[04:50] Maki
Huh?! N-No, I don't have one, either.
[04:54] Mashiro
Aw, really? I thought you and Asunaro were—
[04:56] Maki
Five billion percent not happening.
[04:58] Mashiro
You were pretty quick to deny it.
[05:00] Maki
I would sooner die than date Master.
[05:02] Maki
I'd be more likely to date
a human-shaped slime mold.
[05:06] Mashiro
Huh, is that so?
[05:10] Maki
Wh-What about you, then?
How do you feel about Nagumo-sensei?
[05:15] Mashiro
I-I don't really... The old dude is just...
[05:19] (Flashback) Nagumo
Huh? Something stinks?
Sorry, it's probably my feet.
[05:22] (Flashback) Nagumo
Save me, Mashiro!
[05:26] Mashiro
He's just someone I need to take care of.
[05:28] Azuha
He's pretty old, after all.
[05:31] Maki
I think he's still rather young, personally.
[05:33] Mashiro
What sort of guy is your type, Azuha-san?
[05:36] Azuha
Who, me?
[05:37] Azuha
Well, I guess...
[05:39] Azuha
Someone smart,
who's always giving me advice,
[05:42] Azuha
and who's always sticking close to me...
[05:45] Mashiro
Wow, surprisingly romantic!
[05:48] Azuha
...and who's just a brain.
[05:50] Maki
Just a brain?
[05:51] Mashiro
Azuha-san, that's not fair.
Your answer's pure fantasy!
[05:54] Azuha
Is it?
[05:55] Mashiro
If that's allowed,
then I wanna date the sun god, Ra.
[05:59] Maki
We're getting nowhere.
Let's stop talking about this for now.
[06:02] Azuha
That really felt like
girls' night out stuff, though.
[06:06] Mashiro
Yeah, it did.
[06:07] Maki
Well, if you ignore what you actually said.
[06:09] Mashiro
By the way, I guess the dudes are
having a boys' night out at an izakaya.
SIGN The Masses Izakaya
[06:15] Nezu
Yo, round glasses.
[06:17] Nezu
Sure was nice of you to pin me as a stalker.
[06:21] Asunaro
Well, it is true that
you were stalking someone.
[06:24] Asunaro
I was not wrong in the slightest.
[06:26] Nagumo
Damn it, the writing on everything is so tiny.
[06:30] Nagumo
Where's the damn sake?
[06:32] Mashiro
I hope they're getting along okay.
[06:35] Maki
I think I want something alcoholic, too.
[06:38] Maki
Excuse me. A mojito, please.
[06:42] Mashiro
I've been this wondering for a while, but...
just how old are you, anyway?
[06:46] Maki
Huh? Wh-What does it matter how old I am?
[06:55] Nezu
Yo, round glasses.
[06:56] Asunaro
Yes?
[06:58] Nezu
What kinda button man squeezes a lemon
over their fried chicken in this day and age?
[07:03] Asunaro
What's the problem with using
what the restaurant served me?
[07:06] Asunaro
In fact, I'd say it's wrong not to use it.
[07:09] Nezu
What was that, you pedantic four-eyes?
[07:11] Nagumo
Would you stop? You're embarrassing.
[07:14] Nezu
But this weirdo squeezed a lemon over the—
[07:16] Asunaro
Enough of your false accusations!
[07:18] Nagumo
Listen to me, kiddos.
[07:20] Nagumo
There are an infinite number
of ways to eat food.
[07:22] Nagumo
You may have your preferences,
but there's no right or wrong way to eat.
[07:27] Nagumo
Just eat the way you like to.
[07:30] Nagumo
There's enough conflict in this world.
[07:32] Nagumo
We should at least get along
while we're eating together.
[07:35] Nezu
Boss.
[07:37] Asunaro
Sensei.
[07:38] Nezu
I'm so sorry!
[07:40] Asunaro
While we're at it,
which do you prefer, Sensei?
[07:42] Nagumo
Well, as for me...
[07:46] Nagumo
Forget the lemon. I can't even
handle the grease on fried chicken.
[07:50] Nezu
Boss.
[07:51] Asunaro
Sensei.
[07:53] Mashiro
Whew, we sure ate a lot.
[07:55] Azuha
We sure did. And...
[07:59] Mashiro
Maki-chan's pretty plastered.
[08:02] Maki
I am not plastered.
[08:04] Maki
There's no li'l adhesive bandages on me at all.
[08:07] Mashiro
It sure is easy to tell when you're drunk.
[08:10] Azuha
I bet she'd answer any question
we asked her now.
[08:12] Mashiro
Oh, yeah! She might even tell us how old she is!
[08:15] Mashiro
Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
[08:17] Mashiro
Please tell us how old you are.
[08:21] Maki
I am twenty-mrmmff years old.
[08:25] Mashiro
Those are strong defenses!
[08:27] Azuha
She's blocking the question
on a deep psychological level.
[08:30] Mashiro
Let's ask more stuff
and whittle down her defenses.
[08:32] Azuha
Right.
[08:33] Mashiro
What's your favorite food?
[08:34] Maki
Sushi.
[08:35] Azuha
How old are you?
[08:37] Maki
Twenty-mrmmff.
[08:38] Mashiro
What do you do on your days off?
[08:40] Maki
Arts and crafts.
[08:41] Azuha
How old are you?
[08:43] Maki
Twenty-mrmmff.
[08:44] Mashiro
What's your motto for life?
[08:45] Maki
"Veggies first."
[08:47] Azuha
How old are you?
[08:48] Maki
Twenty-mrmmff.
[08:49] Mashiro
Damn it! That wall's impregnable!
[08:51] Mashiro
Oh, I know!
[08:53] Mashiro
Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
[08:56] Mashiro
How do you really feel about Asunaro?
[09:02] Maki
Master is...
[09:05] Maki
brimming with pride and
very distrustful, but oh so dumb.
[09:09] Maki
And it's always Nagumo-sensei this,
Nagumo-sensei that.
[09:12] Maki
He's just exhausting to be around.
[09:15] Mashiro
Asunaro would probably keel over
if he heard all this.
[09:19] Maki
But...
[09:20] Maki
Of all the detectives I've met,
he's the... he's the most brilliant.
[09:27] Maki
That's why I stay with him.
[09:31] Azuha
What's this? The soft side is coming out!
[09:34] Mashiro
Kazamaki-san, Kazamaki-san!
[09:36] Mashiro
Tell us a secret you have.
[09:39] Maki
I like ponchos.
[09:42] Mashiro
What the heck?
[09:43] Maki
Because they cover up my body shape.
[09:47] Mashiro
Why would you want to? You're not even fat.
[09:49] Maki
I'm self-conscious
about my small breasts,
[09:53] Maki
so I like ponchos that cover me up.
[09:59] Mashiro
Aw, Maki-chan, you can be so cute!
[10:03] Azuha
Let's hear it again!
Why do you wear ponchos?
[10:06] Maki
I told you. 'Cause my breasts are so small!
SIGN Nagumo Detective Agency
[10:12] Maki
M-M-M-M-Mashiro-san!
[10:14] Maki
I didn't do anything
embarrassing last night, did I?!
[10:20] Mashiro
Gee, I don't know.
[10:22] Maki
What? No way! Wait, please!
[10:24] Azuha
Oh, Hana-san.
[10:26] Azuha
I've got some stuff that'll make
your boobs bigger. Want it?
[10:30] Maki
D-D-D-D-D-D-Don't tell me...
SIGN Nagumo Detective Agency
[10:41] Nagumo
Damn it, Mashiro! I know you did this!
[10:45] Nagumo
Don't feign innocence by whistling!
[10:47] Nagumo
Hey, nice tune. Wait, does the
sound quality need to be this good?
[10:50] Mashiro
Sorry, old dude. I thought I'd clean
the office, and this is what—Ah.
[10:55] Nagumo
You're breaking everything you touch!
[10:58] Mashiro
Boy, human-made things
are so easily broken, huh?
[11:02] Nagumo
Are you some demon who's obtained too much
strength to exist in the human world?
[11:07] Mashiro
There's no need to go that far.
[11:09] Mashiro
Everyone makes mistakes, you know.
[11:11] Nagumo
I bet Maki-san would never do this.
[11:15] Mashiro
That's the one thing you should
never say to your partner!
[11:18] Mashiro
If that's how you feel, why don't you
make Maki-chan your partner?!
[11:21] Nagumo
H-Hey!
[11:22] Mashiro
Miser! You're useless! Your feet stink!
You cheat on your taxes!
[11:25] Mashiro
You're shallow! Pedo! Bet you've got
fifteen illegitimate kids! Illegal alien!
[11:29] Nagumo
Don't mix truths and lies together
to make your insults sound catchy.
[11:32] Mashiro
I hope all your joints dislocate!
[11:37] Nagumo
What am I, a child? That was shameful.
[11:40] Nagumo
Well, I'm sure she'll cool down
by tomorrow. I'll apologize then.
[11:44] Mashiro
I hope a goat eats your insurance card!
[11:46] Nagumo
You're still there?
SIGN Assistant Switch!!
SIGN Assistant Switch!!
[11:53] Maki
I'll be your partner as of today.
I'm Kazamaki Hana.
[11:56] Nagumo INT
What?
[11:58] Mashiro
Hey! It's me, Mashiro! Glad to be
workin' with ya, round glasses!
[12:01] Asunaro INT
What?!
[12:03] Nagumo
I see. That's what Mashiro said, huh?
[12:06] Maki
She came to me crying and saying she wanted
to try being someone else's assistant.
[12:10] Maki
I'm sorry to ask, but would you mind
indulging Mashiro-chan this time?
[12:14] Nagumo
Nah, I'm the one who should be apologizing.
[12:16] Nagumo
Sorry you have to put up
with her selfish whims.
[12:19] Maki
Please don't worry about it.
[12:20] Maki
I consider it a great honor
to be working for you.
[12:25] Nagumo INT
So this is what human warmth feels like.
[12:28] Maki
Is that a tear?
[12:29] Nagumo
I guess I'll get right to
explaining today's job.
[12:32] Maki
I've already done my research on that.
[12:34] Nagumo
Huh? You have?
[12:36] Maki
The client is Kato Yoshiro,
a forty-four-year-old man.
[12:39] Maki
White-collar worker, married with kids,
lives in a stand-alone home.
[12:43] Maki
For the past few days, someone
has been burning his garbage and mail.
[12:47] Maki
Here is the data from interrogations
and witness reports from his neighbors.
[12:53] Maki
Let's start by visiting the client's home.
[12:56] Maki
Come, Nagumo-sensei.
[12:58] Nagumo INT
Thirty thousand points for Maki-san.
[13:01] Maki
Points?
[13:03] Asunaro
Honestly.
[13:05] Asunaro
Why do I have to team up with you?
[13:08] Mashiro
Oh, it's fine. So what's today's mission?
[13:11] Asunaro
I've received multiple reports of a suspicious,
nearly naked man prowling these parts.
[13:18] Mashiro
A suspicious man? Oh!
[13:20] Mashiro
That's this guy, isn't it?
[13:22] Asunaro
That's me!
[13:23] Mashiro
Well, when I thought "creepy guy,
goes through people's trash..."
[13:26] Asunaro
I do that as part of my investigations.
[13:29] Asunaro
Besides, this guy's in his thirties or forties.
[13:32] Asunaro
He's a muscular man with glasses
who wears swim trunks and a necktie.
[13:36] Asunaro
That description sounds nothing like me.
[13:38] Mashiro
Done.
SIGN Kill me now...
[13:39] Asunaro
That's me!
[13:40] Mashiro
I'll start showing this around right away.
[13:43] Mashiro
Yes?
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
[13:46] Nipple Tasting Man
Left or right: lick whichever you like.
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Earl Grey
SIGN Cinnamon
SIGN Earl Grey
[13:53] Mashiro
P-Pervert!
[13:54] Asunaro
He must be the suspicious man.
[13:56] Mashiro
Wait, I think I actually know that guy!
[13:59] Asunaro
Really?
[14:00] Mashiro
There are some weird guys
in this town that everyone calls:
[14:03] Mashiro
the "Big Four of Creepy Old Dudes."
SIGN Cross Chest
Hair Man
[14:06] Mashiro
There's Cross Chest Hair Man,
[14:08] Mashiro
Nipple Tasting Man,
SIGN Nipple
Tasting Man
[14:10] Mashiro
Man Who Likes Ropes,
SIGN Man Who
Likes Ropes
[14:12] Mashiro
and Warm-Dressing Shady Man.
[14:14] Asunaro
Wait, Nagumo-sensei's one of them?
SIGN Warm-Dressing
Shady Man
[14:17] Mashiro
Anyway, I'll take care of catching Nipples here!
[14:19] Asunaro
Ooh, so dependable.
[14:20] Mashiro
Stop right there, you pervert!
[14:23] Mashiro
Gotcha! Piece of cake!
[14:26] Mashiro
Eek! He was all slimy!
[14:29] Asunaro
That pervert covered himself
in lube or something.
[14:32] Asunaro
That's disgusting.
[14:33] Nipple Tasting Man
No, not lube. Merely bodily fluids.
[14:35] Asunaro
That's even more disgusting!
[14:37] Mashiro
Ew. He's...
[14:39] Mashiro
running away like he's on a pommel horse.
[14:40] Asunaro
He'll get away at this rate.
[14:42] Mashiro
Then, I'll hit him with a paint ball.
[14:45] Mashiro
Dodge this if you think you can!
[14:49] Mashiro
Oops! Sorry!
[14:51] Mashiro INT
Man, I'm so lame.
[14:53] Mashiro INT
It was my own fault,
but I snapped and bolted out like that.
[14:56] Mashiro INT
How could I be so useless?
[15:00] Maki
I see.
[15:01] Maki
And the harassment has escalated recently?
[15:05] ClientA
Yes.
[15:06] Nagumo
We should probably move fast on this one.
[15:09] Maki
I agree. Our client is
at risk of harm at this rate.
[15:14] Nagumo
Whoever's doing this can't be too far away.
[15:20] Nagumo
A nearly naked man just slid by on his butt.
[15:22] Mashiro
Stop, you bastard!
[15:24] Mashiro
I'm gonna rip both of your nipples right off!
[15:28] Nagumo
Mashiro's... her usual self, I guess.
[15:32] CriminalA
Who said you could call a detective?
[15:35] ClientA
What's this about, Yamada?
[15:37] ClientA
Don't tell me all
that harassment was your doing!
[15:40] CriminalA
I know you've been
having an affair with my wife!
[15:44] ClientA
W-We just happened to get dinner together—
[15:47] CriminalA
I saw you leaving a hotel!
[15:49] Maki
Nagumo-sensei.
[15:51] Nagumo
Maki-san, stay behind me.
[15:53] CriminalA
Don't you move either, detective!
[15:55] CriminalA
One tiny little move, and I kill you!
[15:58] Maki
What do we do, Sensei?
[16:00] Nagumo
It's best to just stay still right now.
We don't want to provoke him needlessly.
[16:05] Maki
But if we don't do something...
[16:06] Nagumo INT
There's only one way out of this.
[16:09] Nagumo INT
Damn it. Where'd you go...
[16:12] Nagumo INT
Mashiro?
[16:14] Mashiro
You and your gross, slimy self!
[16:17] Mashiro
This ends now!
[16:18] Mashiro
Wash your nipples and come try again!
[16:21] Nagumo INT
Why does she keep screaming
about his nipples?
[16:27] Nagumo
Well, that sure was a thrilling day, huh?
[16:30] Maki
I'm sorry I couldn't be of any use.
[16:32] Nagumo
Aw, not at all.
[16:34] Nagumo
You were so competent,
it made me envy Asunaro-kun.
[16:38] Nagumo
But I guess most of the credit goes to her.
[16:44] Maki
You should go and bring her back quickly.
[16:47] Nagumo
Hey, Mashiro!
[16:51] Nagumo
Thanks for what you did earlier.
[16:54] Mashiro
It was pure coincidence, that's all.
[16:56] Mashiro
So how was Maki-chan as an assistant?
[16:59] Nagumo
Hm? Oh, she's super competent.
[17:02] Nagumo
There wasn't a single thing left for me to do.
[17:05] Mashiro
Oh, really?
[17:06] Nagumo
Which is why I was bored as hell.
[17:10] Nagumo
Sorry about everything.
Come back to the office.
[17:16] Mashiro
Old dude, I'm sorry.
[17:19] Mashiro
I actually kinda broke
the kitchen stove, too.
[17:23] Nagumo
What?
[17:24] Nagumo
That was you, too?!
SIGN Bath
[17:36] GuestA
Man, I'm done.
[17:37] GuestB
Me, too. This sauna's way too hot.
[17:40] GuestA
I feel super relaxed, though.
[17:43] GuestB
For real.
[17:45] Nagumo INT
Young men, the sauna is not
the easy hobby you think it is.
[17:52] Nagumo INT
It's a face-off with your very life.
A chicken race to the river Styx.
[17:57] Nagumo INT
A sauna isn't a place to relax.
It's a place to go mad.
SIGN Nagumo Keiichiro
SIGN Hobby: Saunas
SIGN Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
SIGN Battle to the Death at 100° Celsius
[18:05] TV
Next up in the news...
[18:07] TV
Higashitani Daiki, a man arrested on
suspicion of serial eat-and-run offenses,
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The
Latest
SIGN Mid-interrogation escape
SIGN Whereabouts unknown
SIGN Suspect: Higashitani Daiki
SIGN BREAKING
SIGN Shinjuku serial eat-and-run case
SIGN Serial eat-and-run offender escapes in the middle of interrogation
[18:11] TV
escaped in the middle of his interrogation.
His whereabouts are still unknown.
[18:17] Nagumo INT
Isn't that the eat-and-runner
Mashiro caught before?
[18:22] Nagumo INT
I'd like to go find him
for Mimasaka's sake, but...
[18:25] Nagumo INT
Sorry. I'm a slave to the sauna right now.
[18:29] Nagumo INT
It feels like I'm burning
all the way down to my lungs.
[18:33] Nagumo INT
I can't get enough.
[18:41] Nagumo INT
Wait, seriously? Who goes straight
to the sauna after escaping the cops?
[18:44] Nagumo INT
This guy's gone a little too mad!
[18:47] Nagumo INT
Relax. I'm sure he's just a lookalike.
[18:51] TV
The suspect can be identified by
a Guevara-esque dog tattoo on his back
[18:54] TV
that looks like it was
stamped on with an eraser.
[18:57] Nagumo INT
Nope, it's him.
[18:58] Nagumo INT
Aw, come on. Gimme a break.
[19:01] Nagumo INT
I'm trying to enjoy the sauna.
[19:03] Nagumo INT
Should I try to capture him? No, he's young,
and he looks pretty ripped to boot.
[19:07] Nagumo INT
If we end up grappling,
I'm gonna make a fool of myself.
[19:11] Nagumo INT
Not to mention, he loves saunas enough to
come to one right after breaking out of jail.
[19:15] Nagumo INT
Now I want to find out
which of us loves saunas more.
[19:20] Nagumo INT
The only way to catch him safely
while competing for top sauna lover...
[19:24] Nagumo INT
is by doing this.
[19:26] Nagumo
Hey, bro.
[19:30] Nagumo
Mind if I go for a löyly?
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SIGN Löyly
SIGN Throwing water on heated stones to raise
the temperature in the room.
Always let others know before attempting.
[19:36] Higashitani
Sure, go for it.
[19:39] Nagumo INT
Okay, let's see who can hold out the longest.
SIGN Temperature
[19:46] Nagumo
I can't stand how weak
young people are these days.
[19:49] Nagumo
They take off running
as soon as I go for a löyly.
[19:53] Higashitani
I'm only just getting started.
[19:55] Higashitani
I was about to do that myself, in fact.
[19:59] Nagumo
Now here's a young man I can respect.
[20:01] Nagumo
Man, sure feels cool in here, though.
[20:04] Higashitani
I'm actually getting chills.
[20:06] Nagumo
I get ya. I almost want to get my jacket.
[20:09] Higashitani
Well, I'm getting goosebumps. Check it out!
[20:11] Higashitani
So on that note,
mind if I give it one more hit?
[20:15] Higashitani
I'm gonna catch a cold in here.
[20:18] Nagumo
Please do.
[20:19] Nagumo INT
This guy...
SIGN Temperature
[20:23] Nagumo
So chilly.
[20:24] Higashitani
I'm freezing. I'm seconds away
from hypothermia.
[20:27] Nagumo
Just shoot some boiling hot corn potage
straight into my bladder through a catheter.
[20:32] Higashitani INT
Damn. What's with this old guy?!
[20:36] Nagumo INT
This kid's pretty tough.
[20:42] Nagumo
S-Sir! Now's a bad time!
[20:45] Nagumo
We're at the doorway to purgatory in here—
[20:47] Old
You boys...
[20:51] Old
Mind a little löyly?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Löyly
SIGN Throwing water on heated stones to raise
the temperature in the room.
Wait for others to consent before attempting.
SIGN Temperature
[21:00] Nagumo INT
He dumped the whole tub in!
SIGN Temperature
[21:07] Nagumo INT
Can't stay conscious.
[21:11] Nagumo INT
Sorry, Mashiro. I'm done for.
[21:17] Mashiro
Old dude! Old dude!
[21:21] Mashiro
Old dude, are you okay?
[21:23] Maki
Oh, thank goodness.
[21:25] Nagumo
Wh-What was I...
[21:26] Mashiro
You passed out in the sauna.
[21:28] Nezu
I found you and brought you here.
[21:31] Nagumo
Oh, right. What about the escaped criminal?
[21:33] Mashiro
The police took him away.
[21:35] Nagumo
Oh, I see.
[21:36] Nagumo
Wait, there was an old man in there, too.
[21:39] Nezu
You mean Gramps? He just walked out.
[21:43] Nagumo
I tried to play the expert and started
a duel, and this is how I end up.
[21:46] Nagumo
I bet that old man knew
exactly what was going on.
[21:50] Nagumo
Sorry for causing trouble.
[21:52] Mashiro
Wait, don't stand up yet!
[21:54] Nagumo
I guess I'm still just a green-assed rookie.
[21:58] Nagumo
Damn, the path of the sauna sure runs deep.
[22:01] Maki
Sensei, your towel!
SIGN Dets These Days
[22:04] Mashiro
Come on! Put something on already!
[22:06] Nezu
Your ass doesn't look green to me.
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