7 - Nagumo-san's Grown-up Allure / The Lost Child and Mashiro / The Great Detective vs. Phantom Thief Riverfake

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[00:01] Nagumo INT
    I've made some decent money lately,
[00:04] Nagumo INT
    so I splurged on a good coffee maker
    and some good beans.
[00:09] Nagumo INT
    The deep flavor. The rich aroma.
[00:12] Nagumo INT
    Not that I can really tell how it tastes
    because of my empyema.
[00:16] Nagumo INT
    I like it, though.
[00:18] Nagumo INT
    Then, a young gorilla comes up
    and says she wants to try some,
[00:22] Nagumo INT
    so I give her a cup.
SIGN    Hot!!!
SIGN    Hot!!!
[00:27] Nagumo
    Ow, that's hot! You tryin' to kill me?
[00:30] Mashiro
    Sorry, my tongue's as sensitive as a cat's.
[00:32] Mashiro
    I'll give you some fossilized
    Tyrannosaurus poop as an apology.
[00:35] Nagumo
    A girl shouldn't have
    fossilized poop in her bra!
[00:38] Nagumo
    I swear...
[00:40] Nagumo
    What am I gonna do with you?
     I'll make you another, but iced this time.
[00:43] Mashiro
    Aw, you're such a nice old dude!
[00:46] Mashiro
    What a gentleman! A manly man!
[00:49] Mashiro
    Dandy!
[00:50] Mashiro
    Grown-up!
[00:52] Mashiro
    Um...
[00:54] Mashiro
    You pay into your pension. Good for you!
[00:56] Nagumo
    You don't keep many compliments on hand, huh?
[00:59] Nagumo
    Here. Plenty of ice.
[01:02] Mashiro
    Looks tasty.
[01:03] Mashiro
    Here I go.
SIGN    Bitter!!!
SIGN    Cold!!!
[01:09] Nagumo
    You tryin' to stop my heart with ice
    after the heat didn't kill me?!
[01:13] Mashiro
    I'm not! It was just so bitter,
    I couldn't help it.
[01:16] Mashiro
    I never knew coffee was so bitter.
[01:19] Nagumo
    I guess you aren't ready for black yet.
    Want some milk in it?
[01:23] Mashiro
    Th-This is fine. I'm not a kid.
[01:28] Nagumo
    Drinking coffee black
    doesn't make you a grown-up.
[01:31] Nagumo
    I'm gonna go pick up some things.
    Keep an eye on the place.
[01:34] Mashiro
    Wait—
SIGN    Detectives
    These Days
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Nagumo-san's
    Grown-up Allure
SIGN    Nagumo-san's
    Grown-up Allure
[03:15] Mashiro
    I never knew the old dude
    drank such bitter stuff.
[03:18] Mashiro
    Man, I just know he thinks
    I'm a kid with childish tastes now.
[03:22] Mashiro
    I think Maki-chan prefers
    her coffee black, too.
[03:26] Mashiro
    She's such a grown-up.
[03:28] Mashiro
    During that whole assistant swap,
[03:30] Mashiro
    the two of them had that kind of
     grown-up vibe that really worked.
SIGN    Puny
[03:36] Mashiro
    Oh, no! I might not be a good match for him!
SIGN    Agent's Secret Base
[03:40] Azuha
    I see, I see.
[03:42] Azuha
    Basically, you want me to help you
    learn how to drink coffee black,
[03:46] Azuha
    so Mr. Nagumo will acknowledge
     you as a mature woman?
[03:49] Azuha
    Oh, I get it. I truly get how you feel,
     fresh young HS girl.
[03:53] Mashiro
    I don't actually know
    where you are right now.
[03:57] Azuha
    Not to worry.
[03:58] Azuha
    I've already got a thousand ideas in mind.
[04:02] Mashiro
    I knew I could count on you.
[04:05] Azuha
    So let's get started.
[04:07] Mashiro
    Huh?
[04:08] Azuha
    If I put a hole in your head and insert
    the coffee, you won't feel the bitterness.
[04:12] Mashiro
    I don't think I'd be able
    to feel much else, either!
[04:15] Mashiro
    Isn't there a way that doesn't
    change my overall silhouette?
[04:19] Azuha
    Well, that kills nine hundred
     of my thousand ideas.
[04:21] Azuha
    Otherwise, all I've got is a pill
    that nullifies bitter flavors...
[04:25] Mashiro
    That's the best answer!
[04:26] Mashiro
    Thanks, Azuha-san!
[04:28] Azuha
    Wait, fresh young HS girl.
[04:32] Azuha
    Well, that ain't good.
[04:39] Mashiro INT
    Now I'll be a mature woman
    who can enjoy coffee, too.
[04:44] Mashiro INT
    And with my new adult allure...
[04:47] Mashiro INT
    I'm gonna knock you right out, old dude!
[04:50] Nagumo
    Physically?!
[04:51] Mashiro
    Here goes.
[04:58] Mashiro
    Yummy.
[04:59] Mashiro INT
    Wow, it's not bitter at all!
    Just who is Azuha-san, anyway?
[05:05] Mashiro INT
    The old dude's gonna be so surprised
    when he sees I can suddenly drink coffee.
[05:10] Nagumo
    I'm back.
[05:12] Mashiro
    Oh, welcome back!
[05:13] Mashiro
    Hey, old man! I can drink coffee now—
[05:16] Nagumo
    Man, I tripped and fell on my way back.
[05:20] Mashiro INT
    Wait, why does he look so hot?
[05:23] Nagumo
    What? Is there something on my face?
[05:26] Mashiro
    Uh, no, there's not.
[05:28] Nagumo
    Oh, right. I picked up
    a little something for you.
[05:31] Mashiro
    Wh-What is it?
[05:33] Nagumo
    Here. A rock I found on the road
    that looks like a butt.
[05:37] Mashiro INT
    The gift is trash as usual, but him looking
    so hot totally makes up for it!
[05:42] Mashiro INT
    What is this feeling?
    My heart won't stop pounding.
[05:46] Mashiro INT
    Does coffee cause this?
[05:51] Mashiro
    H-Hello?
[05:53] Azuha
    Hey, fresh young HS girl?
[05:55] Mashiro
    Azuha-san?
[05:56] Azuha
    I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier,
[05:58] Azuha
    but that pill has aphrodisiac side effects.
[06:02] Mashiro
    What?
[06:03] Azuha
    Put simply, it'll make you crazy about
    anyone of the opposite sex who's nearby.
[06:08] Azuha
    But it'll wear off quickly, so you can relax.
[06:11] Azuha
    Let's go someplace where we can grill
    the dead flesh of a cow again soon.
[06:14] Azuha
    Buh-bye!
[06:20] Mashiro INT
    I gotta get away from him quick,
    or I'm in trouble.
[06:22] Mashiro INT
    I need to be as far away from him
    as possible until the drug wears off.
[06:26] Mashiro INT
    If I stay here...
[06:28] Nagumo
    Hey, Mashiro, check it out.
[06:31] Nagumo
    When I fell earlier,
    my pants ripped straight up.
[06:36] Mashiro INT
    This clumsy hottie
    is gonna kill me with cuteness!
[06:40] Mashiro INT
    It's no use. The stupid stuff he does
    usually freaks me out,
[06:44] Mashiro INT
    but right now, I'm finding it adorable!
[06:46] Nagumo
    Hey, you drank some coffee?
[06:48] Nagumo
    After all that whining about
    how bitter it was? What happened?
[06:52] Mashiro
    Oh, uh, it was actually pretty good
    once I got used to it, um, I guess.
[06:56] Nagumo
    Oh, yeah?
[06:58] Nagumo
    Good for you.
[06:59] Nagumo
    I'll take you to my favorite
    coffee place next time.
[07:07] Mashiro
    Crap! Sorry! You just touched me
     out of nowhere, and I...
[07:11] Nagumo
    That's not a move you
    just whip out on an impulse!
[07:13] Nagumo
    Ow. Why are you acting so weird?
[07:17] Nagumo
    Your face is red, too.
[07:19] Mashiro
    Oh, it's just...
[07:21] Nagumo
    Did you catch a cold or something?
[07:26] Nagumo
    No fever.
[07:27] Mashiro INT
    Shit! His face is so close!
[07:29] Mashiro INT
    Take it easy. Be calm, be calm, be calm.
[07:34] Mashiro
    There is a cold going around.
    You should rest.
[07:37] Mashiro
    Th-Thanks.
[07:40] Mashiro INT
    Huh? I'm starting to feel dizzy.
[07:42] Mashiro INT
    Am I actually sick?
[07:45] Nagumo
    I'm gonna step out for a bit.
[07:47] Mashiro INT
    Where are you going, old dude?
[07:49] Mashiro INT
    Wait.
[07:52] Mashiro
    Don't go.
[07:54] Mashiro
    Stay here until I'm better.
[07:57] Mashiro
    I don't want to be alone again.
[07:59] Nagumo
    Mashiro?
[08:01] Nagumo
    Hey! What's going on with you?
[08:04] Mashiro
    Old dude.
[08:06] Mashiro
    Seeing you up close, you have
    a lot of white hairs in your mustache.
[08:10] Nagumo
    You're dissing me at close range now?
[08:12] Nagumo
    C'mon, let go.
[08:14] Mashiro
    Don't leave.
[08:15] Nagumo
    Your physical strength
    is really standing out right now.
[08:19] Mashiro
    Old dude, I... I really think I...
[08:27] Mashiro
    I li—
SIGN    The
    drug's
    effects...
SIGN    wore off
[08:30] Mashiro
    Too close!
[08:33] Mashiro
    I'm so sorry!
SIGN    Pro
SIGN    str
SIGN    ate
[08:35] Nagumo
    Ah, okay. So that's what happened.
[08:38] Mashiro
    I had no idea it would have
    a side effect like that.
[08:41] Mashiro
    I mean, it's unbelievable
    that you'd look so hot.
[08:44] Nagumo
    Okay, just stay in that position
    for the rest of the day.
[08:46] Nagumo
    Sheesh. I'm not gonna drop you as my partner
    just 'cause you can't drink coffee.
[08:52] Mashiro
    But still, I want to be a grown-up woman
    who looks good drinking coffee.
[08:57] Mashiro
    If I stay a child forever...
[09:01] Nagumo
    A café au lait with plenty of milk.
[09:03] Nagumo
    I made it by mistake.
[09:06] Mashiro
    Café au lait?
    You're treating me like a kid again.
[09:10] Nagumo
    Mashiro, you don't need to try to match me.
[09:13] Nagumo
    I need you to do the things I can't.
[09:16] Nagumo
    In any case, I don't like café au lait,
[09:20] Nagumo
    so I'd appreciate it
    if you'd drink it for me.
[09:22] Mashiro
    Old dude.
SIGN    It stinks!!
SIGN    It stinks!!
[09:30] Mashiro
    This reeks! Old dude,
    I think your milk went bad!
[09:33] Nagumo
    Ah, sorry. I couldn't tell 'cause of my empyema.
[09:35] Azuha
    They're so noisy.
[09:39] Mashiro
    ♫ One little whitebait sits right here ♫
[09:43] Mashiro
    ♫ It's gone bad, and now it has a spot ♫
[09:47] Mashiro
    ♫ What's this? It looks like there are two! ♫
[09:51] Mashiro
    ♫ Is this astigmatism? ♫
[09:52] Mashiro
    ♫ No, not astigmatism.
    You've been misdiagnosed ♫
[09:56] Mashiro
    ♫ Now put some rotten yakisoba on top ♫
[10:00] Nagumo
    What kind of song
    are you teaching a little kid?
[10:02] Mashiro
    ♫ And just like that, we have Nagumo-san ♫
[10:06] Nagumo
    Wait, you were drawing me?
    Did you have to use all that rotting stuff?
[10:10] Nagumo
    Sheesh.
[10:11] Nagumo
    A lost kid is such a hassle.
[10:13] Nagumo
    We should just leave this one to the police.
[10:16] Mashiro
    And you call yourself a detective?
[10:19] Mashiro
    Isn't it a detective's job to help
    anyone they see who's in trouble?
[10:23] Nagumo
    That's the police's job, too.
[10:24] Mashiro
    Right?
[10:26] Fuu
    Shut up, ugly.
[10:27] Mashiro
    Who're you callin' "ugly,"
    you stupid little shit?
[10:31] Mashiro
    You sure look ugly now.
SIGN    The Lost Child
    and Mashiro
[10:35] Nagumo
    Well, no helping it now that she's here.
[10:37] Nagumo
    How old are you, little girl?
[10:40] Nagumo
    Huh? You're three?
[10:42] Fuu
    How many fingers do you see?
[10:44] Nagumo
    I don't have astigmatism.
[10:47] Fuu
    ♫ No, not astigmatism.
    You've been misdiagnosed ♫
[10:51] Fuu
    ♫ Now put some rotten yakisoba on top ♫
[10:51] Nagumo
    I just don't get how little kids think.
[10:54] Mashiro
    Boy, you can say that again.
[10:56] Nagumo
    Don't start competing over
    how confusing you can be.
[11:01] Fuu
    I will arrest you.
[11:03] Nagumo
    By the way, little girl,
    can you tell us your name?
[11:08] Fuu
    Fuu.
[11:09] Nagumo
    Oh, that's a nice name.
[11:11] Nagumo
    I'd like to know your family name, too.
[11:13] Fuu
    Everyone calls me "Beaver."
SIGN    Beaver Fuu
[11:16] Mashiro
    She's teasing us enough
    to tickle our faces right off.
[11:19] Nagumo
    This is gonna be a tough job.
[11:22] Nagumo
    Where'd you find this kid, anyway?
[11:25] Mashiro
    The local park.
[11:27] Mashiro
    I was coming up with
    new ways to fall safely...
[11:31] Mashiro
    when I sensed someone watching me,
    so I turned around, and...
[11:39] Mashiro
    But that has nothing to do with the story,
     so enough about that.
[11:43] Nagumo
    Wait, wait! I'm a lot more
    curious about that one!
[11:47] Mashiro
    I was on my way home
    when she came up to me.
[11:51] (Flashback) Fuu
    I'm lost, Miss Detective.
    Please find my daddy.
[11:56] Mashiro
    Then, we went to a café
    and got seated next to the prime minister,
[12:00] Mashiro
    but that has nothing to do with the story,
     so enough about that.
[12:03] Nagumo
    There are some really intriguing
    side stories going on here!
[12:08] Nagumo
    C'mon. Let's go ask around.
[12:11] Nezu
    Hmm, doesn't ring a bell.
[12:14] Nezu
    Should I ask a buddy of mine to look around?
[12:18] Nagumo
    Yeah. Thanks.
[12:22] Nezu
    Hey, it's Nezu.
[12:24] Nezu
    I'm looking for someone, and...
    What? I don't have time for that?
[12:28] Nezu
    What? HQ's pissed I left the group?
[12:31] Nezu
    They found out I hang around
    with the chick who took them out?
[12:35] Nezu
    They have a thousand men
     out looking for me?
[12:37] Nezu
    The chopper, too?
[12:39] Nezu
    Is it okay if I bail for a little bit?
[12:42] Nagumo/Mashiro
    It sounds like you're about to bail for good.
[12:46] Azuha
    I see.
[12:47] Azuha
    And you're looking
    for this offspring's father?
[12:50] Nagumo
    Don't call a human child "offspring."
[12:53] Azuha
    Hi. That's a nice face you've got there.
[12:56] Azuha
    Got a photo of your dad or anything?
[12:58] Fuu
    No.
[12:59] Nagumo
    We can't do this without any hints.
[13:01] Azuha
    No, it's fine.
[13:03] Azuha
    If I just take one strand of her hair...
[13:05] Nagumo
    You gonna use some weird concoction again?
[13:08] Azuha
    Now, now, just hear me out.
[13:11] Azuha
    Ta-da! The Easy Homunculus Creator Kit!
[13:16] Nagumo
    We're trying to find the guy, not make him.
[13:19] Asunaro
    Oh, you're looking for someone?
    That's one of the things I'm best at.
[13:26] Asunaro
    Now, now, little girl,
    you do not need to be afraid of me.
[13:33] Maki
    You don't need to worry.
[13:35] Maki
    Despite how he looks, he's not carrying
    germs or anything. You're safe.
[13:38] Asunaro
    Do I look like someone who carries germs?
[13:41] Asunaro
    Wait. I think I've seen
    this little girl before.
[13:46] Maki
    Are you all right?
[13:48] Maki
    Do you need a jump?
[13:51] Mashiro
    Now, Fuu-chan, you shouldn't
    kick people, even if it is Asunaro.
[13:56] Fuu
    Sorry. But he kind of scared me.
[13:58] Nagumo
    No leads, huh?
[14:00] Nagumo
    Although we haven't asked anyone
     but our own buddies.
[14:03] Mashiro
    I'll take a picture of Fuu-chan and
    ask everyone I see if they know anything.
[14:08] Nagumo
    Sure, but there's one thing
    I want to make sure of first.
[14:14] Nagumo
    Fuu-chan, what is it
    you're really trying to do here?
[14:18] Nagumo
    You knew Mashiro from before, didn't you?
[14:22] Mashiro
    What? You did?
[14:24] Nagumo
    When you talked to Mashiro for the first time,
    you called her "Miss Detective."
[14:28] Nagumo
    What in the hell made her
     look like a detective?
[14:31] Mashiro
    Wasn't that a little bit of a diss just now?
[14:33] Nagumo
    And you silenced Asunaro-kun
    because you know him, too, right?
[14:41] Mimasaka
    Hey, Keiichiro.
[14:43] Nagumo
    Mimasaka?
[14:44] Mimasaka
    What're you doing out here?
[14:46] Nagumo
    Oh, just got a lost kid here.
[14:50] Mimasaka
    Fuu-chan?
[14:51] Fuu
    Oh, Daddy.
[14:52] Nagumo
    "Daddy"?!
[14:54] Mimasaka
    Don't tell me, Fuu-chan... Not again.
[14:56] Fuu
    Yeah, I snuck in.
[14:58] Fuu
    You said he was a great detective,
    so I had high hopes, but he let me down.
[15:02] Nagumo/Mashiro
    Huh? What?
[15:03] Fuu
    He figured out I wasn't
    just an ordinary lost child,
[15:06] Fuu
    but he didn't know I was
    the daughter of his police friend.
[15:11] Fuu
    I did give him hints, but...
[15:13] Mashiro
    Mimasaka... Bibasaka...
SIGN    Beaver Fuu
[15:15] Mashiro
    "Biba"! So that's where "Beaver" comes from!
[15:18] Nagumo
    Hey, c'mon, Mimasaka. What's with this kid?!
[15:21] Mimasaka
    Oh, uh, Fuu-chan is, well...
[15:25] Fuu
    This is how pathetic you become
    without an archnemesis?
[15:29] Fuu
    Remember this, great detective!
[15:33] Fuu
    I am the great phantom thief of the future:
[15:36] Fuu
    Phantom Thief Beaver!
[15:38] Fuu
    I'll take this by way of greeting.
[15:41] Nagumo
    Hey! My wallet!
[15:42] Fuu
    So long!
[15:44] Mashiro
    Phantom Thief Beaver is terrifying.
[15:46] Nagumo
    After her, Mashiro! Get my wallet back!
[15:48] Mashiro
    There's nothing in there
    but receipts and bandages.
[15:51] Nagumo
    Mimasaka, how the hell
    did you raise that kid?
[15:54] Mimasaka
    Ah, I told her about my work, and she
    developed an admiration for phantom thieves.
[15:58] Mimasaka
    She's cute, though, huh?
[16:00] Nagumo
    Yeah, she's cute.
[16:02] Nagumo
    Actually, she is cute.
[16:08] Nagumo
    Hm? Feels lighter than it should.
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
[16:14] Nagumo
    The hell is this?
[16:16] Mashiro
    Old dude, we've got trouble!
[16:19] Mashiro
    The instant coffee is totally empty,
    and this card was in it!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
[16:24] Mashiro
    No rice, either!
[16:26] Mashiro
    Or toilet paper!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
[16:28] Mashiro
    Even your booze is all gone!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
[16:30] Mashiro
    So I...
[16:32] Mashiro
    caught the thief.
[16:33] Fuu
    Let me go! He's gonna eat me!
[16:36] Mashiro
    It's a crime to enter people's houses
    without their permission.
[16:39] Mashiro
    Shut up, ugly.
[16:40] Mashiro
    Who're you callin' ugly?!
[16:43] Nagumo
    Don't make that your signature gag.
[16:46] TV
    Breaking news.
[16:47] TV
    The phantom thief Riverfake has left
    a notice that they intend to steal
SIGN    BREAKING
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    A notice from
    Phantom Thief
    Riverfake
[16:50] TV
    the painting The Smile*, which is
    on display in the Tsukai Art Museum.
[16:53] Fuu
    Riverfake-sama.
[16:55] Nagumo
    Oh, isn't that the thief
    Mimasaka's been after?
[16:59] Mashiro
    That's a lame-ass pun on "river otter"
    when "River-Notter" is right there.
SIGN    BREAKING
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    A notice from
    Phantom Thief
    Riverfake
[17:04] TV
    This is the notice.
SIGN    m 627.5 52 l 294.5 52.5 287.5 48.5 284 42 284.5 36 287.5 31.5 291 27.5 627.5 28
SIGN    The notice from the phantom thief!
SIGN    Notice
SIGN    I will take
    The Smeille
    Smyle Smile
SIGN    from the art mewseum
    musuem museum
    at midnight tonight
[17:06] Nagumo
    That's a lot of spelling corrections.
SIGN    The Great Detective vs.
    Phantom Thief Riverfake
SIGN    The Great Detective vs.
    Phantom Thief Riverfake
[17:11] Mimasaka
    Sorry to call you in
    at short notice, Keiichiro.
[17:13] Mimasaka
    I really wanted someone
    talented on this case.
[17:16] Nagumo
    So this phantom thief
    is going to show up today?
[17:19] Mimasaka
    He's never done anything off-schedule.
[17:22] Mimasaka
    Phantom Thief Riverfake.
[17:24] Mimasaka
    His identity is unknown,
    but he never misses a target.
[17:30] Mimasaka
    This time, he's after
    this painting: The Smile.
[17:34] Mimasaka
    Apparently, it was made in some special way,
[17:37] Mimasaka
    and it's worth sixty billion.
[17:39] Mashiro
    Wait, sixty—
[17:40] Mashiro
    With sixty billion, I could buy a beef bowl
    with enough soft-boiled eggs to make me puke.
[17:45] Mimasaka
    Your assistant's awfully
    pedestrian, isn't she?
[17:48] Nagumo
    She's been refined by the reality
    of the harsh life we live.
[17:51] Nagumo
    So what's security like?
[17:54] Mimasaka
    Airtight.
[17:57] Mimasaka
    We have 150 cops inside the building.
[18:00] Mimasaka
    The second the painting's touched,
    iron balls will fly from all directions,
[18:03] Mimasaka
    and hot water and an electric
    current will zap the perp.
[18:06] Nagumo
    Whoa, that's a bit overkill, don't you think?
[18:08] Mimasaka
    It's actually not even enough
    for this phantom thief.
[18:11] Mimasaka
    Bet you can't wait to use
    your detective skills.
[18:14] Nagumo
    I have no skills left to use,
    Mr. Police Detective.
[18:17] Mimasaka
    Still, working with you like this
    really takes me back to that day.
[18:22] Nagumo
    Yeah, it sure does.
[18:24] Nagumo
    I think it was a full moon that day, too.
[18:27] Mimasaka
    Huh? I thought it was snowing.
[18:29] Nagumo
    Huh? Was it?
[18:30] Mimasaka
    And you were in a black jacket.
[18:32] Nagumo
    No way. It was green.
[18:34] Nagumo/Mimasaka
    Aging has really messed with his memory.
[18:34] Nagumo/Mimasaka
    Aging has really messed with his memory.
[18:37] Mashiro
    Jeez, get your acts together, old dudes.
[18:40] Mashiro
    It's almost the time
    mentioned in the notice.
[18:43] Mashiro
    The thief could show up at any moment.
[18:46] Mashiro
    Whoa, the power's out?
[18:47] Mimasaka
    Get it back on quick!
[18:49] Nagumo
    Mashiro! The light!
[18:50] Mashiro
    Right, got it!
[18:54] Nagumo
    Hey, look!
SIGN    Out
    in the
     Open
[18:55] Nagumo
    The painting's gone!
[18:58] Mimasaka
    Was it Riverfake?
[19:00] Nagumo
    Mashiro! Get ready to move!
[19:03] Mashiro
    On it!
[19:04] Nagumo
    Are you off to hunt a pterosaur?
[19:06] Cop1
    Hey! There's someone by the window!
[19:08] Cop2
    It's Riverfake!
[19:10] Riverfake
    Greetings, gentlemen.
[19:12] Riverfake
    Allow me to say just one thing...
[19:15] Riverfake
    What the hell's with your security today?
[19:17] Nagumo
    Immediate results!
[19:20] Nagumo
    Never thought we'd be able to
    brute-force that with the power of the state.
[19:24] Mimasaka
    Now, I've got some questions for you.
[19:30] Mimasaka
    Shit! Everyone, down!
[19:32] Mimasaka
    A flash grenade?!
[19:35] Nagumo
    Mashiro! Can you see?
[19:36] Mashiro
    S-Somehow, yeah.
[19:38] Nagumo
    Can you see Riverfake?
[19:39] Mashiro
    Um...
[19:42] Mashiro
    He took a direct hit from
    that light and hit the deck!
[19:45] Nagumo
    Why the hell didn't you have protection?
[19:47] Nagumo
    Are you a stink bug dying
    from your own noxious farts?
[19:49] Mashiro
    Hey!
[19:50] Mashiro
    He's running away!
[19:55] Riverfake
    I'll be taking The Smile.
[19:58] Mashiro
    I'll just have to use Azuha-san's special...
[20:01] Nagumo
    Hang on.
[20:02] Mashiro
    ...wristwatch-shaped flamethrower!
[20:05] Nagumo
    That's even worse than the original kind!
[20:08] Nagumo
    Wait, Mashiro. The painting.
    It'll burn if that fire hits it.
[20:12] Mashiro
    Don't worry. I did some research on The Smile.
[20:16] Mashiro
    It was painted on special fireproof cloth,
[20:18] Mashiro
    and it's survived being
    burned in multiple wars.
[20:21] Mashiro
    That's why it's worth sixty billion.
[20:24] Mashiro
    So a little flame like this isn't gonna...
[20:28] Nagumo
    It's sure as hell burning up.
[20:30] Mashiro
    What?! No way!
[20:32] Nagumo
    What're you gonna do now?
    That was sixty billion yen!
[20:35] Mashiro
    I'll never put soft-boiled eggs
    on my beef bowls again.
[20:38] Nagumo
    You're gonna pay it off
    with soft-boiled egg savings?
[20:41] Mimasaka
    Don't worry. We're not so gullible
    that we'd keep the real painting up.
[20:48] Nagumo
    You're a man who gets
    the job done, Mimasaka.
[20:50] Mashiro
    Wait, what about the thief?
[20:55] Nagumo
    What the...
[20:58] Mimasaka
    What happened?
[20:59] Cop1
    He shot off some kinda gas
    that put us all to sleep.
[21:04] Mashiro
    Hey!
[21:05] Mashiro
    Over there!
[21:07] Mashiro
    He's fleeing with nothing on
    but a burned scrap!
[21:08] Nagumo
    Whoa, he's one grubby old man.
[21:11] Mimasaka
    Damn. That's Riverfake for you.
[21:18] Mimasaka
    Fuu-chan?! You followed me?
[21:20] Mashiro
    Nice one, Fuu-chan!
[21:22] Nagumo
    W-Wait, but why? I thought
    you admired this phantom thief.
[21:28] Fuu
    Not this.
[21:29] Riverfake
    Wh-What'd you say?
[21:30] Fuu
    The Riverfake I admire can't be
    a nasty old man like this!
[21:37] Riverfake
    I'm, uh, sorry, I guess?
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[21:41] Mashiro
    Old dude, you got a package
    from Mimasaka-san.
[21:44] Mashiro
    Oh? What is it?
[21:46] Mashiro
    "Thank you for your assistance
    in the arrest of Riverfake," it says.
[21:50] Nagumo
    Heh. Talk about corny.
[21:53] Nagumo
    He has the worst taste in gifts, y'know.
SIGN    Phantom Thief Beaver was here!!
[21:58] Mimasaka
    What? Fuu-chan, that was
    part of my gift for Keiichiro!
[22:02] Fuu INT
    Nagumo Keiichiro.
[22:04] Fuu INT
    I accidentally helped you this time,
    but next time, I'll crush you.*
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Nagumo's
    Cyber Case File
SIGN    Nagumo's
    Cyber Case File
SIGN    The Phantom Thief's Method
SIGN    A Detective
     Assistant's
    Day Off