1 - Former Great Detective Nagumo Keiichiro / Mashiro's Pest Extermination

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SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[00:14] Mashiro
    So this is the Nagumo Detective Agency.
SIGN    Detectives
    These Days
    Are Crazy!
SIGN    Former Great Detective
    Nagumo Keiichiro
[01:53] Reporter
    The famous high school detective
     has done it again,
[01:56] Reporter
    bringing a speedy resolution to
    a tough case the police couldn't handle.
[01:59] Fans
    He's so hot!
[02:00] Nagumo
    No pushing now.
[02:01] Fans
    Shake my hand!
[02:01] Reporter
    The screams just refuse to stop!
[02:03] Fans
    Take me now!
[02:03] Reporter
    Nagumo Keiichiro truly is a genius!
[02:06] Reporter
    Nagumo-kun! How do you feel about this case?
[02:09] Nagumo
    Well, I'd say...
[02:11] Nagumo
    I could've used a little
    more excitement, y'know?
[02:18] Nagumo
    Oh. A dream.
[02:22] Nagumo
    Yeah, yeah. I'm coming.
[02:24] Nagumo
    Hello, Nagumo Detective Agency.
[02:29] Nagumo INT
    I'm Nagumo Keiichiro, a detective so great
    that everyone in the business knows me.
[02:34] Nagumo
    R-Right. If you could just give me
    a little more time on the rent.
[02:35] Nagumo INT
    Except I haven't been known
    as a "great detective" since I was a kid.
[02:38] Nagumo
    I'm so sorry.
[02:40] Nagumo INT
    Some people say I've lost
    my skills, but I haven't.
[02:41] Nagumo
    Damn landlord. One day late
    with the rent and this happens.
[02:45] Nagumo
    He used to be a lot more pliable.
[02:48] Nagumo
    Ow, ow, ow!
[02:50] Nagumo INT
    I just lost a little of my youth.
[02:50] Nagumo
    Damn this chronic back pain!
[02:54] Nagumo
    Shit. I've got a stakeout to get to.
[02:58] Nagumo
    This is the first job I've had in ages.
    I can't blow it.
[03:03] Nagumo
    Get up. Get up, great detective.
[03:16] Nagumo
    Oh, um...
[03:18] Nagumo
    Thanks for the treat.
[03:20] Mashiro
    My chastity is in danger!
[03:22] Nagumo
    Watch it!
[03:22] Mashiro
    You just tried to get a peep
    at my underwear, didn't you?
[03:26] Nagumo
    Sure, I looked, but not on purpose.
    I'm down here for a good reason.
[03:30] Mashiro
    Liar!
[03:31] Nagumo
    Who the hell are you, anyway?
[03:33] Nagumo
    If you're a prospective client,
    sorry, but I'm busy.
[03:36] Mashiro
    Oh! I came after seeing this.
[03:39] Nagumo
    Huh?
[03:40] Mashiro
    Wait, where did I put it? That's weird.
[03:45] Mashiro
    Did I forget to bring it?
[03:47] Mashiro
    Oh, it was just at the back of my neck.
[03:51] Nagumo
    Oh.
[03:52] Nagumo
    The flyer I made a long time ago
    when I was shorthanded.
[03:56] Mashiro
    So, uh...
[03:59] Mashiro
    I'm responding to your honored,
    venerable agency's request for—
[04:02] Nagumo
    I'm not hiring.
[04:03] Mashiro
    What?! Why not?!
[04:06] Nagumo
    That should be obvious.
    A teenage girl can't be a detective.
[04:10] Mashiro
    Huh? But it's not like
    I'm a gyaru or anything.
[04:14] Nagumo
    Makeup.
[04:15] Nagumo
    Cleavage on show.
[04:17] Nagumo
    Short skirt.
[04:18] Nagumo
    You're clearly a gyaru.
[04:19] Mashiro
    Your criteria's super outdated. Gross.
[04:22] Nagumo
    I'm fine with being gross.
[04:23] Mashiro
    Aw, come on. This job's gotta be tough
    for an old dude to do alone.
[04:27] Mashiro
    You should have an assistant.
[04:32] Nagumo
    Listen, little girl.
    Detective work's all about patience.
[04:37] Nagumo
    No faltering. No hesitating.
    No getting flustered.
[04:40] Nagumo
    It takes innate talent.
[04:44] Nagumo
    It's not a job a tender young gyaru
     like you can, uh, handle...
[04:50] Nagumo
    Tender... So tender...
[04:52] Mashiro
    No getting flustered!
[04:54] Nagumo
    Sorry!
[04:56] Mashiro
    Quit peeping at my underwear
    any chance you get!
[04:58] Nagumo
    I told you, I'm not.
[05:00] Mashiro
    Despite how I may appear,
    I practice Ryukyu karate,
[05:04] Mashiro
    so if you try anything funny,
    your head's gonna go flying.
[05:07] Nagumo
    There's no move in Ryukyu karate
    that sends heads flying.
[05:11] Nagumo
    There's gotta be other
    part-time work you can do.
[05:13] Nagumo
    Why do you want to be
    a detective's assistant?
[05:18] Mashiro
    Because I'm striving to
    be a detective one day.
[05:21] Nagumo
    Who says that with a spear
    over their shoulder?
[05:24] Mashiro
    I've been working super hard
    since I was little to become a detective.
[05:28] Mashiro
    My storage technique is
    just another result of my effort.
[05:30] Nagumo
    No technique makes that possible.
[05:33] Mashiro
    I promise I'll be useful, okay? So please!
[05:38] Nagumo
    Seriously—
[05:39] Mashiro
    Say no more!
[05:40] Mashiro
    I'm an aspiring detective.
[05:43] Mashiro
    I will deduce what you were about to say.
[05:46] Nagumo
    Can you do that?
[05:48] Mashiro
    Not to worry. I watched all of
    Furuhata Ninzaburo yesterday.
[05:53] Nagumo
    Is that gonna work?
[05:55] Mashiro
    Hmm, I'm going to say...
[05:58] Mashiro
    Since you've had less work lately,
    you don't have the money to hire anyone?
[06:03] Nagumo
    Whoa, it really did work!
[06:05] Mashiro
    Well? Wanna hire me now?
[06:07] Nagumo
    I don't have time for this.
    Try somewhere else.
[06:10] Mashiro
    Hey, wait!
SIGN    Tamura Takako
SIGN    Age 27. Office worker
SIGN    Married client 2 years ago
SIGN    Signs of a man
SIGN    around her
SIGN    for 2 weeks
SIGN    Suspected of meeting
SIGN    a man in
SIGN    secret
SIGN    at work
[06:20] Nagumo
    Tamura Takako.
[06:21] Nagumo
    Age 27. Office worker.
[06:23] Nagumo
    Married the client two years ago.
[06:25] Nagumo
    Signs of a man around her
     for two weeks.
[06:28] Nagumo
    Suspected of meeting
    a man in secret at work.
[06:33] Nagumo
    Frankly, she's looking pretty guilty to me,
     but there've been no changes this week...
[06:38] Nagumo
    Oh, she's on the move.
[06:46] Nagumo INT
    In the opposite direction from
    her office. Is she meeting a man?
[06:53] Nagumo INT
    She went into a café. Okay, I'll go in, too.
[06:56] Nagumo INT
    Wait.
[06:57] Nagumo INT
    What kind of fancy café is this?
[07:01] Nagumo INT
    An old guy like me would stick out
    like a sore thumb if I went in there alone.
[07:06] Nagumo
    I'll just watch from outside.
[07:09] Mashiro
    Squee! What is this café? It looks so cute!
[07:15] Mashiro
    Let's go in, Kei-chan.
[07:17] Nagumo
    Hey! What are you—
[07:19] Mashiro
    You want to go in there, right?
[07:21] Mashiro
    An old dude like you would stick out
    like a sore thumb if you went in there alone.
[07:25] Mashiro
    I'll pretend to be your
    much younger girlfriend.
[07:28] Mashiro
    Let's go in, okay?
[07:29] Nagumo
    Uh, okay, I guess.
[07:33] Staff
    Welcome! Have you decided
    what you'd like to order?
[07:37] Nagumo
    Oh, uh...
[07:41] Nagumo INT
    The menu's so fancy, I can't read it.
[07:43] Mashiro
    Just order anything.
    It doesn't matter what it is.
[07:47] Nagumo
    Okay, then, one Hoppy.
[07:48] Mashiro
    What even is that?!
[07:50] Nagumo
    What? I can't get that?
[07:51] Mashiro
    Should a detective draw attention
     to himself from the get-go?
[07:54] Nagumo
    But I can't read any of it.
[07:55] Mashiro
    Ugh, fine. I'll order, okay? Just wait there.
[07:58] Mashiro
    'Scuse me! Two venti hazelnut vanilla almond
    caramel frappuccinos with an espresso shot,
[08:02] Mashiro
    extra chocolate chips, and whipped cream.
[08:05] Nagumo
    That's so long!
SIGN    Venti Hazelnut Vanilla Almond Caramel Frappuccino with an Espresso Shot, Extra Chocolate Chips, and Whipped Cream: ~915 Calories
[08:07] Nagumo
    I have severe hyperesthesia, you know.
[08:10] Mashiro
    Hyper-squeeze-ya? What's that?
[08:12] Nagumo
    Never mind.
[08:14] Nagumo
    I get how enthusiastic you are,
[08:17] Nagumo
    but there must be other detective
    agencies looking for assistants.
[08:20] Mashiro
    Yours is super close to my house, though.
[08:24] Nagumo
    Oh, is it?
[08:26] Nagumo
    You know, I've been doing
    detective work for twenty years now,
[08:31] Nagumo
    and it's not easy work.
[08:34] Mashiro
    That's the woman you were tailing, right?
[08:36] Mashiro
    Cheating?
[08:38] Nagumo
    Bingo.
[08:40] Nagumo
    She might be cheating on her husband,
[08:42] Nagumo
    so my job is to take some photos proving it.
[08:45] Nagumo
    Which is why I'm keeping my eye on her.
[08:48] Mashiro
    You're making it super obvious!
[08:50] Mashiro
    Are you really a pro? You'll get noticed
     right away, staring like that.
[08:54] Nagumo
    I can't help it!
    I'm getting farsighted with age.
[08:56] Mashiro
    So wear glasses!
[08:58] Mashiro
    Oh, crap! She's getting suspicious!
[09:01] Mashiro
    Here, Kei-chan. Open wide.
[09:04] Nagumo
    M-My hyperesthesia! My hyperesthesia!
[09:07] Mashiro
    Aw, there's no need to act so embarrassed.
[09:10] Mashiro
    We are a couple, after all!
[09:13] Takako
    Oh, a couple with an age gap.
[09:15] Mashiro
    Whew. We managed to fool her.
[09:18] Nagumo
    You didn't have to freak out like that.
[09:20] Nagumo
    No one's gonna catch on that easily.
[09:22] Mashiro
    Wrong! Your thinking's too old-fashioned.
[09:24] Mashiro
    If I hadn't been here,
    you'd be dead for sure.
[09:27] Nagumo
    Why would I be dead?
[09:29] Mashiro
    In this day and age, smartphones make it easy
    to spread photos all around the world.
[09:33] Mashiro
    People are more sensitive
    to the eyes of strangers now.
[09:37] Nagumo
    What's a "smartphone"?
[09:38] Mashiro
    Oh, come on! Get it together!
[09:41] Mashiro
    This is a smartphone.
[09:43] Mashiro
    Don't you see people on the street with 'em?
     What'd you think they are?
[09:46] Nagumo
    Hand mirrors.
[09:47] Mashiro
    Maybe be a little inquisitive?
    You are a detective.
[09:51] Nagumo
    The times sure do change fast.
[09:54] Mashiro
    I was tailing you while
    you were tailing that woman.
[09:58] Mashiro
    Who tails someone carrying milk
    and a red bean bun in this day and age?
[10:01] Nagumo
    What? Hang on.
[10:03] Nagumo
    You were following me?
[10:05] Mashiro
    Knowing an HS girl tailed you
     doesn't piss you off?
[10:07] Nagumo
    What's "HS" mean?
[10:09] Mashiro
    Oh, come on!
[10:11] Mashiro
    Maybe it's not your health losing you work,
    but the fact that your senses have dulled.
[10:17] Nagumo
    You nailed it. I can tell my intuition's
    been suffering more than my health lately.
[10:23] Nagumo
    But the old ways are all I know.
[10:27] Nagumo
    And those ways got me to the top once,
     so they're even harder to let go.
[10:32] Nagumo
    You know, they used to call me
    a "great detective."
[10:36] Nagumo
    Hard to believe, right?
[10:42] Mashiro
    I believe it.
[10:43] Nagumo
    Look!
[10:43] Nagumo
    A man!
[10:45] Nagumo
    I think he's her superior at work.
[10:48] Nagumo
    So is she guilty or not?
[10:50] SFX
    Hug!
[10:51] Nagumo
    Yep. Guilty.
[10:53] Nagumo
    I knew it.
[10:54] Mashiro
    Whoa. This is way too real.
[10:57] Nagumo
    When it comes to cheating,
    it's easier to prove guilt than innocence.
[11:03] Nagumo
    This pretty much clinches it.
[11:05] Nagumo
    Now you just need a photo
    and the job's done, yeah?
[11:07] Nagumo
    Exactly.
[11:09] Mashiro
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[11:11] Mashiro
    You're being way too obvious.
[11:13] Mashiro
    Aren't you supposed to be sneakier?
[11:15] Mashiro
    Also, an instant camera's
    gonna stand out way too much.
[11:18] Nagumo
    But it's all I have.
[11:20] Mashiro
    See? They're looking at us!
    You can't point the lens at them now!
[11:24] Nagumo
    So what am I supposed to do?
[11:26] Mashiro
    I swear!
[11:28] Mashiro
    Smile, Kei-chan. Say cheese!
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[11:34] ClientA
    There's no mistaking it.
[11:37] ClientA
    That's definitely my wife.
[11:39] ClientA
    I can't believe she really
    was cheating on me.
[11:42] Nagumo
    I feel your pain.
[11:55] Nagumo
    And?
[11:56] Nagumo
    How long are you gonna sit there?
[11:59] Mashiro
    Make me your assistant.
[12:01] Nagumo
    I told you. No.
[12:04] Mashiro
    I think I was pretty useful, though.
[12:08] Nagumo
    I mean, you were useful, yeah.
[12:11] Mashiro
    Really? Then...
[12:13] Nagumo
    Instead, I'll give you a ticket you can
     redeem to observe my agency anytime.
[12:18] Mashiro
    What? Stingy.
[12:20] Nagumo
    Point is, you're not ready
    to be my assistant yet.
[12:24] Mashiro
    Mine.
[12:25] Nagumo
    Hey. Give that back.
[12:28] Mashiro
    It's my reward for today.
[12:30] Nagumo
    Yeah, whatever.
[12:32] Nagumo
    So? How did you feel about your first job?
[12:37] Mashiro
    Well, I'd say...
[12:39] Mashiro
    I could've used a little more...
[12:43] Mashiro
    excitement.
[12:43] Nagumo
    You...
[12:45] Mashiro
    Y'know?
[12:46] Nagumo
    You knew who I was?
[12:48] Mashiro
    Later, old dude.
[12:49] Nagumo
    Hey! Your name!
    You didn't tell me your name!
[12:52] Mashiro
    It's Mashiro.
[12:54] Mashiro
    You can call me Mashiro-chan.
[12:56] Nagumo
    I won't be doing that.
[12:58] Nagumo
    Careful getting home.
[13:03] Nagumo
    Ow, ow, ow, ow! My back!
[13:08] Mashiro
    Old dude?
[13:11] Mashiro
    Oh, jeez! You're the one
    who needs to be careful!
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[13:15] Mashiro
    Holy crap. You're bent at a right angle.
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[13:21] Nagumo/Mashiro
    What?!
[13:23] Nagumo/Mashiro
    This isn't the right cat?!
[13:26] ClientB
    See? The ears aren't the right color.
[13:29] Nagumo
    Oh. I see it now.
[13:31] Nagumo
    So what do we do with this guy?
[13:33] Nagumo
    We can't just toss him out.
[13:37] Mashiro
    From now on, you're our
    agency's mascot, Cerberus.
[13:41] Nagumo
    What? We're keeping him?
[13:42] Nagumo
    Also, wasn't Cerberus a dog?
[13:45] Mashiro
    This old dude's so nitpicky, isn't he?
[13:47] Mashiro
    Anyway, glad to have you on board, Cerberus.
[13:53] Mashiro
    Don't underestimate humans,
    you little piece of shit.
[13:57] ClientB
    Um, what about my request?
SIGN    Mashiro's Pest Extermination
SIGN    Mashiro's Pest Extermination
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
SIGN    Seeking
     Work!
SIGN    We'll Do Anything!
SIGN    Isn't this fun?
SIGN    Everyone's Happy...
[14:07] Mashiro
    What do you think? I made a poster
    for the Nagumo Detective Agency!
[14:12] Mashiro
    I've always had a knack
    for drawing, if nothing else.
[14:16] Mashiro
    Now we'll get tons of clients.
[14:19] Mashiro
    Hey! That's so mean!
[14:21] Nagumo
    Why'd you put "We'll do anything"?
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[14:24] Nagumo
    We're not an odd jobs agency.
[14:26] Nagumo
    Have some pride as a detective.
[14:28] Mashiro
    You were the one crawling
    around, looking for a cat.
[14:31] Nagumo
    Finding lost pets is
    legitimate detective work.
[14:35] Mashiro
    It's hard to make a living on
    detective work alone these days.
[14:39] Mashiro
    You gotta branch out
    and try some other jobs.
[14:42] Mashiro
    Like catching the bear
    that showed up in town.
[14:44] Nagumo
    No death-defying jobs, please.
[14:46] Nagumo
    Anyway, how's that poster
     gonna attract clients?
[14:49] Nagumo
    Rejected.
[14:50] Mashiro
    I've already put them up
    all over town. Five hundred of them.
[14:54] Nagumo
    Wait, five hundred?!
[14:55] Nagumo
    How much did it cost to print all...
[14:59] Nagumo
    Oh, you want food? I'll go get something—
[15:03] Nagumo
    Bro!
[15:13] Nagumo
    Stay away from me!
[15:17] Mashiro
    Jeez, Cerberus, you shouldn't
    eat gross things like this.
[15:21] Nagumo
    I can't believe you can touch that thing.
[15:23] Mashiro
    What? Bugs are no problem.
[15:26] Mashiro
    Wait. Don't tell me you're...
[15:36] Nagumo
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[15:38] Mashiro
    Wait up!
[15:41] Nagumo
    Damn it!
[15:42] Nagumo
    Go take down every last one of those posters!
[15:46] Nagumo
    For the love of...
[15:49] ClientC
    Hello, police? I just saw a high school girl
    get murdered by being thrown out a window.
[15:54] Nagumo
    You've got it all wrong!
[15:57] Nagumo
    I'm so sorry for startling you, mademoiselle.
[16:01] Nagumo
    She's the type that can fall
    from five stories up and not get hurt.
[16:05] ClientC
    I've never heard of a "type" like that.
[16:09] Nagumo
    So what brings you here today?
[16:10] ClientC
    This might be outside
    your area of expertise,
[16:13] ClientC
    but your poster did say
     you'd do anything, so...
[16:17] Nagumo INT
    It's working already?
[16:18] ClientC
    The thing is, bees have
    built a nest on my house—
[16:21] Nagumo
    Nope.
[16:22] ClientC
    That was quick!
[16:25] Nagumo
    Forgive me, but let's switch
    to grown-up topics now.
[16:29] Nagumo
    Speak of this to no one.
[16:31] ClientC
    A-All right.
[16:34] Nagumo
    Thing is...
[16:37] Nagumo
    I absolutely can't stand bugs.
[16:40] ClientC
    Are you a child?!
[16:42] ClientC
    But there are no exterminators in town.
[16:44] Nagumo
    I can't handle them, and that's that.
[16:47] Nagumo
    Oh. Maybe I'll have Mashiro do it.
[16:50] Nagumo
    Bugs don't bother her. She's tough.
[16:56] Nagumo
    Um, how do you make a call on one of these?
[17:00] ClientC
    What?
[17:03] Mashiro
    What is it? I'm not done
    taking down all the posters.
[17:07] Nagumo
    We got an urgent request
    for an extermination.
[17:10] Nagumo
    Can you take it alone?
[17:12] Mashiro
    What? A job?! I'm on it! Leave it to me!
[17:16] Nagumo
    What's your address?
[17:17] ClientC
    Such-and-such in the town of so-and-so.
[17:19] Mashiro
    Such-and-such in the town
    of so-and-so? Okay, got it!
[17:23] Nagumo
    Great. Take care of it.
[17:28] Nagumo
    Hello? Can you see the nest?
[17:33] Mashiro
    I see it.
SIGN    The Crime Family
SIGN    The Crime Family
[17:34] Mashiro
    A giant, towering nest of nasty pests.
SIGN    The Crime Family
SIGN    The Crime Family
SIGN    The Crime Family
SIGN    The Client's Actual House
SIGN    The Crime Family
[17:37] Nagumo
    Is it really that big?
[17:40] Nagumo
    Okay, wipe it out quick, then.
[17:42] Mashiro
    Is that really the thing to say right now?
[17:44] Nagumo
    Why are you being all modest now?
[17:47] Mashiro
    But, uh...
[17:49] Nagumo
    I'm counting on you, partner.
[17:54] Mashiro
    Okay. I'll try.
[17:56] Nagumo
    And make sure you're prepared first.
[17:59] Mashiro
    Partner, huh?
[18:01] Mashiro
    I gotta live up to his expectations.
[18:04] Mashiro
    It's okay.
[18:06] Mashiro
    I did all that training, and I've watched
    tons of action movies for research.
[18:10] Mashiro
    Like D°e Hard, R°°°dent Evil, T°mb Raider.
[18:15] Mashiro
    I am a hero. I am an agent!
[18:19] Nagumo
    Are you ready?
[18:21] Mashiro
    All set.
[18:22] Nagumo
    Why English?
SIGN    Guide to Insect Extermination
SIGN    Seiso Shobo
[18:25] Nagumo
    Okay, first...
[18:28] Nagumo
    Get as close as you can to the nest.
[18:33] Nagumo
    Then, once you've found the entrance
    and confirmed how many are inside...
SIGN    Virtue
SIGN    Virtue
SIGN    Virtue
SIGN    Virtue
[18:37] Nagumo
    Block the entrance.
SIGN    Virtue
[18:41] Skin
    Who's this brat?
[18:43] Brains
    Are you lost?
[18:47] Nishino
    What brings you here, little lady?
[18:50] Nagumo
    And when the entrance is blocked,
[18:52] Nagumo
    let loose with the insecticide!
[18:54] Ken-san
    Tear gas?!
[18:55] Teppo
    She's a button gal here to whack us!
[18:57] Bro
    Get her!
[18:58] Nagumo
    They'll probably be pissed after
    you spray them, so be careful.
[19:03] Enemy of Women
    I'll stab you!
[19:05] Nagumo
    And be careful not to get pricked.
[19:07] Boss
    Little brat.
[19:10] Boss
    This ends now.
[19:12] Boss
    Make a honeycomb outta her!
[19:15] Nagumo
    Honeycomb?
[19:16] Nagumo
    Well, I know it's a bee nest, but...
[19:17] Nagumo
    Wait, whose deep voice was that?
[19:20] Mashiro
    Projectiles, huh?
[19:22] Mashiro
    In that case, I need this, too.
[19:26] Skin
    Did we get her?
[19:29] Boss
    What the hell is that weapon?!
[19:36] Brains
    It's a flamethrower!
[19:38] Nagumo
    What? What happened?
[19:40] Nezu
    Boss! Bro!
[19:42] Nezu
    Shit.
[19:44] Nezu
    I guess it's all up to me now.
[19:49] Nezu INT
    But can I beat this monster on my own?
[19:54] Nezu INT
    Sh-She's terrifying.
    Her face is scary as hell.
[19:58] Nezu INT
    Man, I shouldn't have joined the yakuza
    just 'cause I looked good in flashy suits.
[20:06] Nezu INT
    She dropped the weapon. Now's my chance!
[20:10] Nezu
    I'm gonna take your very soul!
[20:18] Na
    Nezu Taro, aged twenty-two.
[20:20] Na
    After two years in the yakuza,
    he sensed death looming for the first time.
SIGN    Unused
SIGN    Booze
SIGN    Cars
SIGN    Women
SIGN    P&D
SIGN    Yazawa
[20:24] Na
    At that moment, the limiter
    on his brain was released,
[20:27] Na
    and after fumbling around
    for a way to stay alive...
[20:30] Nezu
    I'm sorry!
[20:33] Nezu
    I'll quit the yakuza right away!
    Please forgive me!
[20:36] Nezu
    I'm begging you! I'm begging you!
[20:39] Mashiro
    I'm done, old dude.
[20:41] Nagumo
    Hey, good job. You did it.
[20:44] Nagumo
    Shoulda known you could.
[20:46] ClientC
    What a relief.
[20:48] Nagumo
    By the way, can you tell what type they are?
[20:50] Mashiro
    Huh? What type?
[20:52] Nagumo
    Yeah. If you don't know,
    just tell me what they look like.
[20:56] Mashiro
    What they look like?
[20:59] Mashiro
    If I had to say...
[21:01] Mashiro
    Long-legged.
[21:03] Nagumo
    Hmm, paper wasps, maybe?
SIGN    Nagumo Detective Agency
[21:08] News
    The designated criminal organization,
    the Crime Family,
[21:10] News
    has had its office destroyed
    by an unknown individual.
[21:14] Nagumo
    Did... you do that?
[21:17] Mashiro
    Yep!
[21:18] Nagumo
    Wait! How'd destroying a bee nest turn into
     taking down a criminal organization?
[21:22] Nagumo
    What the hell kind of mistake led to that?
[21:25] Mashiro
    I goofed up. Tee-hee.
[21:27] Nagumo
    Wipe off the other guy's blood
    before you say that.
[21:30] Mashiro
    Oh, yeah! I got something out of it, too.
[21:32] Mashiro
    Come on out.
[21:35] Mashiro
    Ta-da! This is Nezu-kun, ex-yakuza.
[21:39] Nezu
    Hey! Thanks for havin' me.
[21:42] Mashiro
    You really do have long legs, Nezu-kun.
[21:45] Nezu
    Big Sis Mashiro granted me this life.
[21:48] Nezu
    You may use it however you please.
[21:51] Nezu
    I'm all yours!
[21:53] Nagumo
    Okay, go make coffee or something.
[21:55] Nezu
    Got it!
[21:56] Mashiro
    We gained another new member.
[21:58] Mashiro
    Our agency's getting livelier and livelier.
[22:03] ClientC
    Um, what about my request?
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