3 - The Upperclassman Who's A Bit Scary

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[00:01] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:04] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:07] ---
    Fujiko, how are you?
[00:10] ---
    Brother, I'm doing well.
[00:14] ---
    You can't do that, Brother!
[00:17] ---
    Brother, I'm doing well.
[00:28] ---
    Mother, what happened to Brother?
[00:31] ---
    Forget about him, Fujiko.
[00:35] ---
    Brother, why?
[00:39] ---
    Your brother lost his life when he
    failed to complete his task.
[00:43] ---
    Why? Brother was an excellent surveyor...
[00:48] ---
    Fujiko, you must become the
    new Etou family head,
[00:52] ---
    in place of your brother,
    who has shamed that name.
[00:57] ---
    My brother was weak,
    and that weakness killed him...
[01:03] ---
    I will become strong!
[02:37] ---
    The Upperclassman
    Who's A Bit Scary
[02:40] ---
    B-But this is a demon lord we're
    talking about. If I do that...
[02:44] ---
    Since when have you been able to
    take that attitude with me?
[02:48] ---
    N-No, that's not it!
[02:50] ---
    Then I'll be counting on you.
[02:54] ---
    Everything is going according to plan.
[02:56] ---
    This is so fun. Conspiracies are the best...
[02:59] ---
    Fujiko, you've grown up to be quite evil-
[03:02] ---
    Do you think you could leave me alone?
[03:05] ---
    He has the power that matches
    the dark mages' ideal.
SIGN    Hatred
[03:10] ---
    Yes. In the future, Sai Akuto will be
    the one to destroy the world.
[03:16] ---
    I must get my hands on him,
    no matter the cost...
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
SIGN    Boy's Bath
[03:24] ---
    Since no one's here when it's
    late, it's pretty nice...
[03:27] ---
    Yeah, things just get more annoying
    with everyone watching me.
[03:32] ---
    Yeah. It's not like you normally do
    anything unusual, anyway.
[03:35] ---
    I don't really ever do anything unusual.
[03:36] ---
    Well, anyway, you handled
    the class rep pretty well.
[03:39] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    I thought you were just sneaking
    out to see her,
[03:42] ---
    but I couldn't have guessed you would seduce
    the school's public leader and beat the crap out of her.
[03:45] ---
    You just keep winning points in my book-
[03:46] ---
    Uh, no! I just...
[03:47] ---
    Wait. The public leader?
[03:49] ---
    Oh, you haven't heard?
[03:51] ---
    This school actually has
    an underground side.
[03:54] ---
    There are students who act like
    part of the mainstream,
[03:57] ---
    but really, they're part of an
    underground movement that believes
[03:59] ---
    in black magick and uses it for evil deeds.
[04:01] ---
    I thought black magick was banned.
[04:04] ---
    Exactly. That's how Hattori Junko,
[04:07] ---
    Justice will prevail!
[04:07] ---
    with her strong sense of justice,
    became the school's public leader
[04:09] ---
    when she started cracking down
    on anyone suspicious.
[04:12] ---
    So if Hattori is the public leader, does that
    mean the underground also has a leader?
[04:15] ---
    I don't know.
[04:17] ---
    You don't?
[04:18] ---
    From what I can tell, only a few people in the
    underground could answer your question.
[04:21] ---
    Anyway, I'll see you later!
[04:25] ---
    I guess it only makes sense that there's
    some underground, no matter where you go.
[04:29] ---
    Don't just laugh, with your
    blank expression!
[04:31] ---
    You act like I'm small or something!
[04:34] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:39] ---
    So you're watching me in the bath, too?
[04:41] ---
    Why do humans worry about
    their penis size?
[04:45] ---
    U-Uh, well, the theory is that it affects whether you
    can find more mates and create more offspring.
SIGN    Bath Hours
[04:50] ---
    I see.
[04:51] ---
    In that case, let me see yours.
[04:54] ---
    I'll compare with other males
    and make a determination that way.
[04:57] ---
    I don't think so.
[04:58] ---
    I see.
[04:59] ---
    Are you teasing me?
[05:00] ---
    A little.
SIGN    Magickal Milk
SIGN    Etou Fujiko
[05:12] ---
    Etou!
[05:13] ---
    I've made arrangements for
    you and Hattori to meet,
[05:16] ---
    after school tomorrow,
[05:18] ---
    in the old barracks on
    basement level three.
[05:20] ---
    Thank you... Oh, okay.
    Talk to you later.
[05:24] ---
    At a bare minimum,
    I have to convince her...
[05:33] ---
    I'm Student Council President Riri Shiraishi.
[05:36] ---
    Vice President Ootake Michie.
[05:39] ---
    Treasurer Kamiyama Kanna.
[05:41] ---
    And this is Secretary Aru'nuuru.
[05:43] ---
    Guga.
[05:44] ---
    N-Nice to meet you all.
[05:45] ---
    We've heard about you from Etou.
[05:48] ---
    You want to be a disciplinary member?
[05:49] ---
    Correct.
[05:50] ---
    I heard that currently, no one is serving...
[05:52] ---
    Sounds interesting, so why not?
[05:54] ---
    You're a pretty strong fighter, right?
[05:56] ---
    Fighter?
[05:57] ---
    The disciplinary committee is nothing but
    an eyesore to would-be troublemakers.
[06:01] ---
    I realize that.
[06:02] ---
    A lot of bad guys out there
[06:04] ---
    would want to take you down
    and make a name for themselves.
[06:07] ---
    But it also means that anyone
    wishing to be on
[06:10] ---
    the committee would want
    to show off their power.
[06:12] ---
    I guess it might be the perfect
    position for a future demon lord.
[06:15] ---
    No, that wasn't my intent...
[06:18] ---
    Nga.
[06:19] ---
    So that's that. I'll be expecting
    results from you, Sai Akuto.
[06:28] ---
    Sai Akuto was the demon lord, right?
[06:31] ---
    Sai Akuto heading the disciplinary committee might
    signal the beginning of the end for our school!
[06:35] ---
    The mana coursing through the air and
    our bodies is the same substance,
[06:40] ---
    and while you may use the same magicks,
[06:42] ---
    the characteristics will differ greatly,
    based on which you use.
[06:45] ---
    Now I'm just getting myself
    into more trouble.
[06:49] ---
    Etou didn't mention anything
    the student council said...
[06:51] ---
    And what about tonight?
[06:55] ---
    Will I have to pull her tail again?
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
[07:02] ---
    I don't really want to use it,
[07:04] ---
    but I guess I'll keep it, just in case.
[07:12] ---
    I suppose I'll have to deal with her first.
SIGN    No peeking
[07:27] ---
    Huh? Soga Keena?
SIGN    100% Rice Crackers
[07:35] ---
    What's going on?
[07:36] ---
    A friend doesn't need a reason
    to visit a friend, right?
[07:38] ---
    Korone, if you lie like that,
    he'll be able to see your panties.
[07:42] ---
    I received orders stating that Sai gets nervous
    when I'm not relaxing in his room.
[07:46] ---
    But you just tried to touch her butt!
[07:49] ---
    It's not a crime to touch a Liladan there.
[07:52] ---
    Uh... So what's in the bag?
[07:55] ---
    Oh, this?
[07:57] ---
    A rice cooker?
[07:58] ---
    Acchan, do you like rice?
[07:59] ---
    Acchan?
[08:01] ---
    I love it!
[08:02] ---
    I love rice, so I kept it in my room.
    But they banned it...
[08:06] ---
    So I was thinking I'd leave it in
    your room and come by here every day!
[08:10] ---
    Every day? Sorry,
    but that's a bit...
[08:11] ---
    If you won't let me, I'll tell everyone
    what you tried to do to Korone.
[08:14] ---
    I think everyone misunderstands me
    so thoroughly, it really doesn't matter...
[08:17] ---
    You must have had it hard...
[08:19] ---
    You're actually a pretty serious person, huh?
[08:21] ---
    That's right.
[08:22] ---
    Want a rice cracker?
[08:23] ---
    Thanks.
[08:24] ---
    I gave you a rice cracker, so can I
    keep my rice cooker here?
[08:26] ---
    No.
[08:26] ---
    Why not? Rice is awesome!
[08:28] ---
    It's all white and shiny,
    like a bunch of jewels.
[08:31] ---
    And when you bite into it, its flavors and
    sweetness expand in your mouth!
[08:33] ---
    If only there were a way to get everyone
    in the world to eat rice together,
[08:36] ---
    happiness would reign supreme!
[08:38] ---
    There is a way.
[08:43] ---
    This is a military-grade device for
    medication administration.
[08:45] ---
    It's capable of simultaneously delivering poison
    to enemies and helpful medication to allies.
[08:49] ---
    So you're saying if we put rice in-
[08:51] ---
    Don't even think about it!
[08:55] ---
    This is bad... It's almost time
    for me to meet her.
[08:59] ---
    Hey, Soga.
[09:01] ---
    We're friends, so call me Kei.
[09:03] ---
    I'd like to do some studying now, so...
[09:07] ---
    Oh, am I in the way?
[09:09] ---
    You want to get rid of me and
    mess around with Korone, don't you?
[09:12] ---
    That's not it!
[09:14] ---
    I guess I can't help that...
[09:17] ---
    Anyway, I'll see you later.
[09:19] ---
    You forgot this.
[09:20] ---
    Just put it wherever!
[09:22] ---
    I didn't say you could leave it here...
[09:26] ---
    Anyway.
[09:27] ---
    Huh?
[09:27] ---
    Now that she's gone,
    how about we get started?
[09:30] ---
    Could you not joke around like that?!
[09:31] ---
    But you tried to touch my butt, didn't you?
[09:35] ---
    It's not like it's a crime, right?
[09:37] ---
    With a Liladan, no.
[09:39] ---
    I'm out of time.
[09:41] ---
    I'll have to use the situation.
[09:43] ---
    If you want me to touch you so much...
SIGN    Do you want to see?
[09:47] ---
    Sorry!
[09:48] ---
    Just messing with you.
[09:51] ---
    Here goes nothing!
[09:55] ---
    I don't think I'll ever get
    used to that.
[09:59] ---
    I heard the school originated in a facility
    from the war, one hundred years ago.
[10:04] ---
    But I never expected it to go down this far.
[10:16] ---
    It really does feel like a barracks...
[10:42] ---
    There wasn't even a reason to be scared.
[10:44] ---
    They call him a demon lord,
    but that was nothing.
[10:52] ---
    I see.
[10:53] ---
    All I have to do is focus the
    mana on a single point.
[10:57] ---
    You bastard!
[11:02] ---
    Damn you!
[11:08] ---
    Looks like I'll have lots of
    applications for this.
[11:12] ---
    He's acting like he's not even fazed!
[11:14] ---
    Get him!
[11:24] ---
    I have a question.
[11:25] ---
    I'd like you to tell me why you
    attacked me, out of nowhere.
[11:29] ---
    If you're part of the disciplinary committee,
    you're prepared for this stuff, right?
[11:32] ---
    Yeah, something about wanting
    to make your name...
[11:33] ---
    All you have to do is sit there and take it.
[11:40] ---
    Boss...
[11:41] ---
    Hiroshi...
[11:43] ---
    B-Boss, don't worry about me...
    Take care of these guys...
[11:48] ---
    He's talking like he's in some manga.
[11:50] ---
    Actually, I had another question.
[11:53] ---
    What exactly is it that people are
    thinking, when they try to act
[11:57] ---
    like the villains from one of those manga?
[11:59] ---
    Shut up!
[12:07] ---
    Wh-What happened?
[12:09] ---
    O-Our feet!
[12:10] ---
    D-Do you know what can happen to you?
[12:12] ---
    I do. And I'm so calm,
    it surprises me.
[12:16] ---
    I thought I'd lose myself when
    something like this happened,
[12:20] ---
    but that doesn't seem to be the case.
[12:27] ---
    I can't let you leave.
[12:29] ---
    What are you going to do?
[12:31] ---
    If more people like you show up,
    it'll be an issue.
[12:34] ---
    I'll make sure everyone here sees you
    getting the crap kicked out of you.
[12:47] ---
    Try me!
[13:11] ---
    Don't even think of asking me to let you off.
[13:18] ---
    We're going to get killed!
[13:19] ---
    He's the real deal!
[13:20] ---
    Stop it!
[13:21] ---
    I don't think so.
[13:22] ---
    I have to scare them more, or...
[13:27] ---
    So you've finally shown who you
    really are, Demon Lord?
[13:31] ---
    I'd say that they attacked me, but it appears there's
    no way in hell you'll ever believe me...
[13:35] ---
    I understand what you're trying to do now!
[13:37] ---
    You're using the disciplinary committee
    to rule the delinquents.
[13:39] ---
    By controlling all the school's students who
    will retain important government jobs,
[13:43] ---
    you plan to take over the world!
[13:45] ---
    Th-There's no way I could do
    something on such a huge scale.
[13:47] ---
    I mean, I was only protecting myself-
[13:48] ---
    Enough!
[13:49] ---
    You sucked up to me to keep me in your pocket,
    knowing I despise anything illicit,
[13:53] ---
    and thus complete control of both
    school and underground!
[13:55] ---
    The amount of sense that makes is problematic,
    but I'm really not doing anything!
[13:58] ---
    So you're attacking?
[13:59] ---
    I know I cannot beat you, but I'll die while
    landing a strike with this sword!
[14:05] ---
    At this rate, nothing's going to happen.
[14:08] ---
    I'll have to use it...
[14:12] ---
    So you're using a ranged weapon? Coward!
[14:13] ---
    Th-That's not it!
[14:18] ---
    Huh?
[14:20] ---
    I-It's empty!
[14:26] ---
    In that case, for the academy...
    No, for world peace,
[14:30] ---
    I shall gather those sympathetic
    to the cause and defeat you!
[14:32] ---
    D-Defeat me?
[14:34] ---
    Prepare yourself, Demon Lord!
[14:44] ---
    Well, crap...
[14:46] ---
    That's weird.
[14:48] ---
    The drug disappeared.
[14:51] ---
    What drug was it?
[14:53] ---
    It was something that could make anyone
    swear their loyalty and love to me.
[14:57] ---
    But the way he went wild so coldly there,
[15:00] ---
    it was truly demonic of him.
[15:02] ---
    I want him even more now...
[15:09] ---
    Basically, you deactivated me
    and went off on your own.
[15:15] ---
    I'm sorry.
[15:16] ---
    Since I have no memories of what happened,
    even if you apologize, I cannot punish you.
[15:21] ---
    However, the issue is how you
    will take responsibility.
[15:24] ---
    I fully intend to, which is why
    I went to see our teacher.
SIGN    Instructors' Office
[15:29] ---
    Just a moment ago, I received
    word from Hattori.
[15:32] ---
    She said she decided to take
    punitive action against you.
[15:35] ---
    That's a school rule, too, isn't it?
[15:38] ---
    The system's only normally used in times
    of war, against spies or traitors.
[15:43] ---
    But the rule itself is in place,
    so I guess you'll just have to give up!
[15:47] ---
    Give up?
[15:49] ---
    If you die, I'll use my undead
    techniques on you!
[15:52] ---
    I'm so excited!
[15:56] ---
    I don't really want anyone after me,
[15:58] ---
    and I have a feeling that defeating
    them won't improve anything.
[16:00] ---
    This sucks...
[16:14] ---
    How pathetic.
[16:16] ---
    Even if it was only just a second,
    I can't believe I let him sway me.
[16:21] ---
    I really wanted to...
[16:26] ---
    What are you thinking, Junko?
[16:28] ---
    He's a demon lord!
[16:32] ---
    Who is it?
[16:38] ---
    I guess I'm feeling pretty edgy right now.
[16:41] ---
    It can't be avoided.
[16:43] ---
    I'm willing to fight and die tomorrow!
SIGN    Attention
[16:49] ---
    Attention!
[16:50] ---
    It has been confirmed that Sai Akuto,
    of Class 1-A, has attempted to
[16:53] ---
    take over the school, in a
    bid for world domination.
[16:56] ---
    In response, the school has granted
    a request for punitive action.
SIGN    Notice of Punitive Action
[16:59] ---
    At 4:00 PM, the request will be in effect
    and will last exactly one hour.
[17:02] ---
    I seek any who would join me!
SIGN    To Any Sympathizers
[17:04] ---
    With great respect, Hattori
    Junko, Class 1-A.
[17:12] ---
    Disciplinary Committee
[17:18] ---
    Boss! I've come to help you!
[17:20] ---
    There's no need for you to die.
[17:22] ---
    But you were just trying to save me,
    and that's why everything happened!
[17:26] ---
    That's why all I have to do
    is run away for an hour.
[17:31] ---
    Engage him!
[17:34] ---
    Run!
[17:39] ---
    Boss!
[17:43] ---
    After him! After him!
[18:01] ---
    I'll take that to mean they're organized.
[18:05] ---
    Now I have nowhere to run.
[18:08] ---
    Hattori...
[18:10] ---
    Know that if I trade but
    a single strike with you,
[18:12] ---
    there are many more to come.
[18:15] ---
    If I asked you to stop, I imagine
    nothing would come of it.
[18:18] ---
    That's correct. Nothing would.
[18:25] ---
    En garde!
[18:29] ---
    I can't control my mana very well.
[18:31] ---
    Last night, I was able to just fine!
[18:42] ---
    This is your end, Demon Lord!
[18:44] ---
    I don't remember doing
    anything that cruel...
[18:46] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[18:47] ---
    You were trying to control
    others with power!
[18:51] ---
    I already told you...
[18:52] ---
    Not to mention, you didn't even look angered.
    You were completely unaffected!
[18:56] ---
    Do you not understand the
    iniquity of your deed?
[19:00] ---
    I never really noticed before,
    but I guess that's just who I am.
[19:04] ---
    Then I'm afraid...
[19:08] ---
    you'll have to die.
[19:13] ---
    Maybe you can't change who someone is,
[19:15] ---
    but you can change what they think.
[19:18] ---
    I know trying to seem cool
    is one of his faults,
[19:23] ---
    but he's actually a really serious guy!
[19:26] ---
    And I also know you really like him, Junko.
[19:30] ---
    W-Wai...
[19:31] ---
    I think you two are a bit silly,
    but really, you're best friends!
[19:35] ---
    So there's no reason for you to fight!
[19:39] ---
    What the hell!
[19:41] ---
    I knew the demon lord and the
    class rep were a couple!
[19:43] ---
    So basically, we had to play along
    with their lover's quarrel!
[19:46] ---
    She's just trying to get him back
    for breaking her heart!
[19:47] ---
    We'll put them both in their places!
[19:48] ---
    Wait! That isn't how it is!
[19:49] ---
    Listen to what I have to say!
[19:51] ---
    Hey, you say something, too!
[19:52] ---
    It might not help.
[19:53] ---
    What?
[19:54] ---
    I said the same thing to
    you a bunch of times.
[19:57] ---
    Th-That's...
[19:59] ---
    Get them!
[20:02] ---
    What will you do?
[20:03] ---
    No choice.
[20:06] ---
    I'll say one last thing.
[20:08] ---
    I admit I share some fault here, too.
[20:13] ---
    That's enough for me.
[20:17] ---
    Let's go.
[20:18] ---
    Yeah.
[20:22] ---
    Korone!
[20:27] ---
    No!
[20:37] ---
    R-Rice?
[20:38] ---
    That's right.
[20:39] ---
    If everyone in the world ate rice together,
    happiness would reign supreme!
[20:47] ---
    See?
[20:51] ---
    I'm detecting some type of drug in the rice.
[20:53] ---
    Drug?
[20:54] ---
    I dissolved the medicine you kept in
    your room, and I mixed it into the rice.
[20:58] ---
    It's supposed to make everyone
    get along, right?
[21:03] ---
    You were there with me during that?
[21:06] ---
    So you took it out of the gun?
[21:10] ---
    I can't let my guard down
    one minute with you.
[21:13] ---
    The analysis has been completed.
[21:15] ---
    It's a type of black magick that compels
    loyalty to a particular individual.
[21:19] ---
    Black magick?
[21:21] ---
    It's been quite diluted, so I imagine the
    effect will only last about half a day.
[21:24] ---
    I see... I guess Etou wanted everyone
    to get along with her.
[21:30] ---
    Did Keena understand everything
    from the start?
[21:34] ---
    No, I'm thinking too much.
[21:38] ---
    Fujiko!
[21:39] ---
    I love you!
[21:40] ---
    Wait! Stop it!
SIGN    No peeking
[21:43] ---
    No!
[21:45] ---
    Please stop!
[21:48] ---
    Not there...
[21:53] ---
    Stop it!
[21:56] ---
    I'm going to die!
[21:57] ---
    She was caught in her own trap.
[22:01] ---
    Fool.
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SIGN    Is Solitary Fun?