# 3 - The Upperclassman Who's A Bit Scary
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**[00:01] ---**
Fujiko, how are you?
**[00:04] ---**
Fujiko, how are you?
**[00:07] ---**
Fujiko, how are you?
**[00:10] ---**
Brother, I'm doing well.
**[00:14] ---**
You can't do that, Brother!
**[00:17] ---**
Brother, I'm doing well.
**[00:28] ---**
Mother, what happened to Brother?
**[00:31] ---**
Forget about him, Fujiko.
**[00:35] ---**
Brother, why?
**[00:39] ---**
Your brother lost his life when he
failed to complete his task.
**[00:43] ---**
Why? Brother was an excellent surveyor...
**[00:48] ---**
Fujiko, you must become the
new Etou family head,
**[00:52] ---**
in place of your brother,
who has shamed that name.
**[00:57] ---**
My brother was weak,
and that weakness killed him...
**[01:03] ---**
I will become strong!
**[02:37] ---**
The Upperclassman
Who's A Bit Scary
**[02:40] ---**
B-But this is a demon lord we're
talking about. If I do that...
**[02:44] ---**
Since when have you been able to
take that attitude with me?
**[02:48] ---**
N-No, that's not it!
**[02:50] ---**
Then I'll be counting on you.
**[02:54] ---**
Everything is going according to plan.
**[02:56] ---**
This is so fun. Conspiracies are the best...
**[02:59] ---**
Fujiko, you've grown up to be quite evil-
**[03:02] ---**
Do you think you could leave me alone?
**[03:05] ---**
He has the power that matches
the dark mages' ideal.
***SIGN*** Hatred
**[03:10] ---**
Yes. In the future, Sai Akuto will be
the one to destroy the world.
**[03:16] ---**
I must get my hands on him,
no matter the cost...
***SIGN*** Boy's Dormitory
***SIGN*** Boy's Bath
**[03:24] ---**
Since no one's here when it's
late, it's pretty nice...
**[03:27] ---**
Yeah, things just get more annoying
with everyone watching me.
**[03:32] ---**
Yeah. It's not like you normally do
anything unusual, anyway.
**[03:35] ---**
I don't really ever do anything unusual.
**[03:36] ---**
Well, anyway, you handled
the class rep pretty well.
**[03:39] ---**
Huh?
**[03:40] ---**
I thought you were just sneaking
out to see her,
**[03:42] ---**
but I couldn't have guessed you would seduce
the school's public leader and beat the crap out of her.
**[03:45] ---**
You just keep winning points in my book-
**[03:46] ---**
Uh, no! I just...
**[03:47] ---**
Wait. The public leader?
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, you haven't heard?
**[03:51] ---**
This school actually has
an underground side.
**[03:54] ---**
There are students who act like
part of the mainstream,
**[03:57] ---**
but really, they're part of an
underground movement that believes
**[03:59] ---**
in black magick and uses it for evil deeds.
**[04:01] ---**
I thought black magick was banned.
**[04:04] ---**
Exactly. That's how Hattori Junko,
**[04:07] ---**
Justice will prevail!
**[04:07] ---**
with her strong sense of justice,
became the school's public leader
**[04:09] ---**
when she started cracking down
on anyone suspicious.
**[04:12] ---**
So if Hattori is the public leader, does that
mean the underground also has a leader?
**[04:15] ---**
I don't know.
**[04:17] ---**
You don't?
**[04:18] ---**
From what I can tell, only a few people in the
underground could answer your question.
**[04:21] ---**
Anyway, I'll see you later!
**[04:25] ---**
I guess it only makes sense that there's
some underground, no matter where you go.
**[04:29] ---**
Don't just laugh, with your
blank expression!
**[04:31] ---**
You act like I'm small or something!
**[04:34] ---**
What's wrong?
**[04:39] ---**
So you're watching me in the bath, too?
**[04:41] ---**
Why do humans worry about
their penis size?
**[04:45] ---**
U-Uh, well, the theory is that it affects whether you
can find more mates and create more offspring.
***SIGN*** Bath Hours
**[04:50] ---**
I see.
**[04:51] ---**
In that case, let me see yours.
**[04:54] ---**
I'll compare with other males
and make a determination that way.
**[04:57] ---**
I don't think so.
**[04:58] ---**
I see.
**[04:59] ---**
Are you teasing me?
**[05:00] ---**
A little.
***SIGN*** Magickal Milk
***SIGN*** Etou Fujiko
**[05:12] ---**
Etou!
**[05:13] ---**
I've made arrangements for
you and Hattori to meet,
**[05:16] ---**
after school tomorrow,
**[05:18] ---**
in the old barracks on
basement level three.
**[05:20] ---**
Thank you... Oh, okay.
Talk to you later.
**[05:24] ---**
At a bare minimum,
I have to convince her...
**[05:33] ---**
I'm Student Council President Riri Shiraishi.
**[05:36] ---**
Vice President Ootake Michie.
**[05:39] ---**
Treasurer Kamiyama Kanna.
**[05:41] ---**
And this is Secretary Aru'nuuru.
**[05:43] ---**
Guga.
**[05:44] ---**
N-Nice to meet you all.
**[05:45] ---**
We've heard about you from Etou.
**[05:48] ---**
You want to be a disciplinary member?
**[05:49] ---**
Correct.
**[05:50] ---**
I heard that currently, no one is serving...
**[05:52] ---**
Sounds interesting, so why not?
**[05:54] ---**
You're a pretty strong fighter, right?
**[05:56] ---**
Fighter?
**[05:57] ---**
The disciplinary committee is nothing but
an eyesore to would-be troublemakers.
**[06:01] ---**
I realize that.
**[06:02] ---**
A lot of bad guys out there
**[06:04] ---**
would want to take you down
and make a name for themselves.
**[06:07] ---**
But it also means that anyone
wishing to be on
**[06:10] ---**
the committee would want
to show off their power.
**[06:12] ---**
I guess it might be the perfect
position for a future demon lord.
**[06:15] ---**
No, that wasn't my intent...
**[06:18] ---**
Nga.
**[06:19] ---**
So that's that. I'll be expecting
results from you, Sai Akuto.
**[06:28] ---**
Sai Akuto was the demon lord, right?
**[06:31] ---**
Sai Akuto heading the disciplinary committee might
signal the beginning of the end for our school!
**[06:35] ---**
The mana coursing through the air and
our bodies is the same substance,
**[06:40] ---**
and while you may use the same magicks,
**[06:42] ---**
the characteristics will differ greatly,
based on which you use.
**[06:45] ---**
Now I'm just getting myself
into more trouble.
**[06:49] ---**
Etou didn't mention anything
the student council said...
**[06:51] ---**
And what about tonight?
**[06:55] ---**
Will I have to pull her tail again?
***SIGN*** Boy's Dormitory
**[07:02] ---**
I don't really want to use it,
**[07:04] ---**
but I guess I'll keep it, just in case.
**[07:12] ---**
I suppose I'll have to deal with her first.
***SIGN*** No peeking
**[07:27] ---**
Huh? Soga Keena?
***SIGN*** 100% Rice Crackers
**[07:35] ---**
What's going on?
**[07:36] ---**
A friend doesn't need a reason
to visit a friend, right?
**[07:38] ---**
Korone, if you lie like that,
he'll be able to see your panties.
**[07:42] ---**
I received orders stating that Sai gets nervous
when I'm not relaxing in his room.
**[07:46] ---**
But you just tried to touch her butt!
**[07:49] ---**
It's not a crime to touch a Liladan there.
**[07:52] ---**
Uh... So what's in the bag?
**[07:55] ---**
Oh, this?
**[07:57] ---**
A rice cooker?
**[07:58] ---**
Acchan, do you like rice?
**[07:59] ---**
Acchan?
**[08:01] ---**
I love it!
**[08:02] ---**
I love rice, so I kept it in my room.
But they banned it...
**[08:06] ---**
So I was thinking I'd leave it in
your room and come by here every day!
**[08:10] ---**
Every day? Sorry,
but that's a bit...
**[08:11] ---**
If you won't let me, I'll tell everyone
what you tried to do to Korone.
**[08:14] ---**
I think everyone misunderstands me
so thoroughly, it really doesn't matter...
**[08:17] ---**
You must have had it hard...
**[08:19] ---**
You're actually a pretty serious person, huh?
**[08:21] ---**
That's right.
**[08:22] ---**
Want a rice cracker?
**[08:23] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:24] ---**
I gave you a rice cracker, so can I
keep my rice cooker here?
**[08:26] ---**
No.
**[08:26] ---**
Why not? Rice is awesome!
**[08:28] ---**
It's all white and shiny,
like a bunch of jewels.
**[08:31] ---**
And when you bite into it, its flavors and
sweetness expand in your mouth!
**[08:33] ---**
If only there were a way to get everyone
in the world to eat rice together,
**[08:36] ---**
happiness would reign supreme!
**[08:38] ---**
There is a way.
**[08:43] ---**
This is a military-grade device for
medication administration.
**[08:45] ---**
It's capable of simultaneously delivering poison
to enemies and helpful medication to allies.
**[08:49] ---**
So you're saying if we put rice in-
**[08:51] ---**
Don't even think about it!
**[08:55] ---**
This is bad... It's almost time
for me to meet her.
**[08:59] ---**
Hey, Soga.
**[09:01] ---**
We're friends, so call me Kei.
**[09:03] ---**
I'd like to do some studying now, so...
**[09:07] ---**
Oh, am I in the way?
**[09:09] ---**
You want to get rid of me and
mess around with Korone, don't you?
**[09:12] ---**
That's not it!
**[09:14] ---**
I guess I can't help that...
**[09:17] ---**
Anyway, I'll see you later.
**[09:19] ---**
You forgot this.
**[09:20] ---**
Just put it wherever!
**[09:22] ---**
I didn't say you could leave it here...
**[09:26] ---**
Anyway.
**[09:27] ---**
Huh?
**[09:27] ---**
Now that she's gone,
how about we get started?
**[09:30] ---**
Could you not joke around like that?!
**[09:31] ---**
But you tried to touch my butt, didn't you?
**[09:35] ---**
It's not like it's a crime, right?
**[09:37] ---**
With a Liladan, no.
**[09:39] ---**
I'm out of time.
**[09:41] ---**
I'll have to use the situation.
**[09:43] ---**
If you want me to touch you so much...
***SIGN*** Do you want to see?
**[09:47] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:48] ---**
Just messing with you.
**[09:51] ---**
Here goes nothing!
**[09:55] ---**
I don't think I'll ever get
used to that.
**[09:59] ---**
I heard the school originated in a facility
from the war, one hundred years ago.
**[10:04] ---**
But I never expected it to go down this far.
**[10:16] ---**
It really does feel like a barracks...
**[10:42] ---**
There wasn't even a reason to be scared.
**[10:44] ---**
They call him a demon lord,
but that was nothing.
**[10:52] ---**
I see.
**[10:53] ---**
All I have to do is focus the
mana on a single point.
**[10:57] ---**
You bastard!
**[11:02] ---**
Damn you!
**[11:08] ---**
Looks like I'll have lots of
applications for this.
**[11:12] ---**
He's acting like he's not even fazed!
**[11:14] ---**
Get him!
**[11:24] ---**
I have a question.
**[11:25] ---**
I'd like you to tell me why you
attacked me, out of nowhere.
**[11:29] ---**
If you're part of the disciplinary committee,
you're prepared for this stuff, right?
**[11:32] ---**
Yeah, something about wanting
to make your name...
**[11:33] ---**
All you have to do is sit there and take it.
**[11:40] ---**
Boss...
**[11:41] ---**
Hiroshi...
**[11:43] ---**
B-Boss, don't worry about me...
Take care of these guys...
**[11:48] ---**
He's talking like he's in some manga.
**[11:50] ---**
Actually, I had another question.
**[11:53] ---**
What exactly is it that people are
thinking, when they try to act
**[11:57] ---**
like the villains from one of those manga?
**[11:59] ---**
Shut up!
**[12:07] ---**
Wh-What happened?
**[12:09] ---**
O-Our feet!
**[12:10] ---**
D-Do you know what can happen to you?
**[12:12] ---**
I do. And I'm so calm,
it surprises me.
**[12:16] ---**
I thought I'd lose myself when
something like this happened,
**[12:20] ---**
but that doesn't seem to be the case.
**[12:27] ---**
I can't let you leave.
**[12:29] ---**
What are you going to do?
**[12:31] ---**
If more people like you show up,
it'll be an issue.
**[12:34] ---**
I'll make sure everyone here sees you
getting the crap kicked out of you.
**[12:47] ---**
Try me!
**[13:11] ---**
Don't even think of asking me to let you off.
**[13:18] ---**
We're going to get killed!
**[13:19] ---**
He's the real deal!
**[13:20] ---**
Stop it!
**[13:21] ---**
I don't think so.
**[13:22] ---**
I have to scare them more, or...
**[13:27] ---**
So you've finally shown who you
really are, Demon Lord?
**[13:31] ---**
I'd say that they attacked me, but it appears there's
no way in hell you'll ever believe me...
**[13:35] ---**
I understand what you're trying to do now!
**[13:37] ---**
You're using the disciplinary committee
to rule the delinquents.
**[13:39] ---**
By controlling all the school's students who
will retain important government jobs,
**[13:43] ---**
you plan to take over the world!
**[13:45] ---**
Th-There's no way I could do
something on such a huge scale.
**[13:47] ---**
I mean, I was only protecting myself-
**[13:48] ---**
Enough!
**[13:49] ---**
You sucked up to me to keep me in your pocket,
knowing I despise anything illicit,
**[13:53] ---**
and thus complete control of both
school and underground!
**[13:55] ---**
The amount of sense that makes is problematic,
but I'm really not doing anything!
**[13:58] ---**
So you're attacking?
**[13:59] ---**
I know I cannot beat you, but I'll die while
landing a strike with this sword!
**[14:05] ---**
At this rate, nothing's going to happen.
**[14:08] ---**
I'll have to use it...
**[14:12] ---**
So you're using a ranged weapon? Coward!
**[14:13] ---**
Th-That's not it!
**[14:18] ---**
Huh?
**[14:20] ---**
I-It's empty!
**[14:26] ---**
In that case, for the academy...
No, for world peace,
**[14:30] ---**
I shall gather those sympathetic
to the cause and defeat you!
**[14:32] ---**
D-Defeat me?
**[14:34] ---**
Prepare yourself, Demon Lord!
**[14:44] ---**
Well, crap...
**[14:46] ---**
That's weird.
**[14:48] ---**
The drug disappeared.
**[14:51] ---**
What drug was it?
**[14:53] ---**
It was something that could make anyone
swear their loyalty and love to me.
**[14:57] ---**
But the way he went wild so coldly there,
**[15:00] ---**
it was truly demonic of him.
**[15:02] ---**
I want him even more now...
**[15:09] ---**
Basically, you deactivated me
and went off on your own.
**[15:15] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[15:16] ---**
Since I have no memories of what happened,
even if you apologize, I cannot punish you.
**[15:21] ---**
However, the issue is how you
will take responsibility.
**[15:24] ---**
I fully intend to, which is why
I went to see our teacher.
***SIGN*** Instructors' Office
**[15:29] ---**
Just a moment ago, I received
word from Hattori.
**[15:32] ---**
She said she decided to take
punitive action against you.
**[15:35] ---**
That's a school rule, too, isn't it?
**[15:38] ---**
The system's only normally used in times
of war, against spies or traitors.
**[15:43] ---**
But the rule itself is in place,
so I guess you'll just have to give up!
**[15:47] ---**
Give up?
**[15:49] ---**
If you die, I'll use my undead
techniques on you!
**[15:52] ---**
I'm so excited!
**[15:56] ---**
I don't really want anyone after me,
**[15:58] ---**
and I have a feeling that defeating
them won't improve anything.
**[16:00] ---**
This sucks...
**[16:14] ---**
How pathetic.
**[16:16] ---**
Even if it was only just a second,
I can't believe I let him sway me.
**[16:21] ---**
I really wanted to...
**[16:26] ---**
What are you thinking, Junko?
**[16:28] ---**
He's a demon lord!
**[16:32] ---**
Who is it?
**[16:38] ---**
I guess I'm feeling pretty edgy right now.
**[16:41] ---**
It can't be avoided.
**[16:43] ---**
I'm willing to fight and die tomorrow!
***SIGN*** Attention
**[16:49] ---**
Attention!
**[16:50] ---**
It has been confirmed that Sai Akuto,
of Class 1-A, has attempted to
**[16:53] ---**
take over the school, in a
bid for world domination.
**[16:56] ---**
In response, the school has granted
a request for punitive action.
***SIGN*** Notice of Punitive Action
**[16:59] ---**
At 4:00 PM, the request will be in effect
and will last exactly one hour.
**[17:02] ---**
I seek any who would join me!
***SIGN*** To Any Sympathizers
**[17:04] ---**
With great respect, Hattori
Junko, Class 1-A.
**[17:12] ---**
Disciplinary Committee
**[17:18] ---**
Boss! I've come to help you!
**[17:20] ---**
There's no need for you to die.
**[17:22] ---**
But you were just trying to save me,
and that's why everything happened!
**[17:26] ---**
That's why all I have to do
is run away for an hour.
**[17:31] ---**
Engage him!
**[17:34] ---**
Run!
**[17:39] ---**
Boss!
**[17:43] ---**
After him! After him!
**[18:01] ---**
I'll take that to mean they're organized.
**[18:05] ---**
Now I have nowhere to run.
**[18:08] ---**
Hattori...
**[18:10] ---**
Know that if I trade but
a single strike with you,
**[18:12] ---**
there are many more to come.
**[18:15] ---**
If I asked you to stop, I imagine
nothing would come of it.
**[18:18] ---**
That's correct. Nothing would.
**[18:25] ---**
En garde!
**[18:29] ---**
I can't control my mana very well.
**[18:31] ---**
Last night, I was able to just fine!
**[18:42] ---**
This is your end, Demon Lord!
**[18:44] ---**
I don't remember doing
anything that cruel...
**[18:46] ---**
Don't play dumb!
**[18:47] ---**
You were trying to control
others with power!
**[18:51] ---**
I already told you...
**[18:52] ---**
Not to mention, you didn't even look angered.
You were completely unaffected!
**[18:56] ---**
Do you not understand the
iniquity of your deed?
**[19:00] ---**
I never really noticed before,
but I guess that's just who I am.
**[19:04] ---**
Then I'm afraid...
**[19:08] ---**
you'll have to die.
**[19:13] ---**
Maybe you can't change who someone is,
**[19:15] ---**
but you can change what they think.
**[19:18] ---**
I know trying to seem cool
is one of his faults,
**[19:23] ---**
but he's actually a really serious guy!
**[19:26] ---**
And I also know you really like him, Junko.
**[19:30] ---**
W-Wai...
**[19:31] ---**
I think you two are a bit silly,
but really, you're best friends!
**[19:35] ---**
So there's no reason for you to fight!
**[19:39] ---**
What the hell!
**[19:41] ---**
I knew the demon lord and the
class rep were a couple!
**[19:43] ---**
So basically, we had to play along
with their lover's quarrel!
**[19:46] ---**
She's just trying to get him back
for breaking her heart!
**[19:47] ---**
We'll put them both in their places!
**[19:48] ---**
Wait! That isn't how it is!
**[19:49] ---**
Listen to what I have to say!
**[19:51] ---**
Hey, you say something, too!
**[19:52] ---**
It might not help.
**[19:53] ---**
What?
**[19:54] ---**
I said the same thing to
you a bunch of times.
**[19:57] ---**
Th-That's...
**[19:59] ---**
Get them!
**[20:02] ---**
What will you do?
**[20:03] ---**
No choice.
**[20:06] ---**
I'll say one last thing.
**[20:08] ---**
I admit I share some fault here, too.
**[20:13] ---**
That's enough for me.
**[20:17] ---**
Let's go.
**[20:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:22] ---**
Korone!
**[20:27] ---**
No!
**[20:37] ---**
R-Rice?
**[20:38] ---**
That's right.
**[20:39] ---**
If everyone in the world ate rice together,
happiness would reign supreme!
**[20:47] ---**
See?
**[20:51] ---**
I'm detecting some type of drug in the rice.
**[20:53] ---**
Drug?
**[20:54] ---**
I dissolved the medicine you kept in
your room, and I mixed it into the rice.
**[20:58] ---**
It's supposed to make everyone
get along, right?
**[21:03] ---**
You were there with me during that?
**[21:06] ---**
So you took it out of the gun?
**[21:10] ---**
I can't let my guard down
one minute with you.
**[21:13] ---**
The analysis has been completed.
**[21:15] ---**
It's a type of black magick that compels
loyalty to a particular individual.
**[21:19] ---**
Black magick?
**[21:21] ---**
It's been quite diluted, so I imagine the
effect will only last about half a day.
**[21:24] ---**
I see... I guess Etou wanted everyone
to get along with her.
**[21:30] ---**
Did Keena understand everything
from the start?
**[21:34] ---**
No, I'm thinking too much.
**[21:38] ---**
Fujiko!
**[21:39] ---**
I love you!
**[21:40] ---**
Wait! Stop it!
***SIGN*** No peeking
**[21:43] ---**
No!
**[21:45] ---**
Please stop!
**[21:48] ---**
Not there...
**[21:53] ---**
Stop it!
**[21:56] ---**
I'm going to die!
**[21:57] ---**
She was caught in her own trap.
**[22:01] ---**
Fool.
***SIGN*** Next Time:
***SIGN*** Is Solitary Fun?