6 - Let's Go to School by the Sea!

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[00:01] ---
    Sai Akuto likes women, correct?
[00:05] ---
    In the general sense of the term, yes.
[00:07] ---
    Women ruin lives. You hear that a lot.
[00:11] ---
    We shall control him with women.
[00:15] ---
    That's pretty low-class.
[00:17] ---
    We are aware of that.
[00:19] ---
    We'll need you to work toward that end.
[00:23] ---
    We leave the exact details to you.
[00:25] ---
    I will endeavor to seduce Sai Akuto.
[00:30] ---
    Very well.
[00:32] ---
    However, if you fail, we ask that you
    take responsibility for the matter.
[00:37] ---
    By responsibility, do you mean dismissal?
[00:39] ---
    I see no reason to answer that.
SIGN    Let's Go to School by the Sea*!*
SIGN    Sea House
[02:38] ---
    I'm so glad we can hold classes by the sea.
[02:45] ---
    Hey! You have to look happy!
[02:49] ---
    Or were you completely taken aback
    by how I look in my swimsuit?
[02:52] ---
    Umm, you've got a baby face
    and a baby body, so...
[02:57] ---
    Well, it doesn't matter!
    That just means I'm gonna grow up more.
[03:01] ---
    I hope you grow up a bit mentally, too...
[03:04] ---
    You sure that's okay? If I grow up,
    I'll have you following my every whim.
[03:10] ---
    Could you put some suntan
    lotion on for me?
[03:12] ---
    Korone!
[03:16] ---
    I don't think I can really put much on,
    with that swimsuit of yours...
[03:19] ---
    It's okay.
[03:22] ---
    I took it off to make it easier on you.
[03:24] ---
    H-Hey! Hold on a sec!
[03:27] ---
    Korone's been acting kind of weird...
[03:29] ---
    If I remember correctly...
[03:31] ---
    You won't be attending beach classes with us.
[03:33] ---
    Sorry about that.
[03:35] ---
    Professor Mitsuko told me that...
[03:38] ---
    So I really can't go to school
    like all the other students?
[03:43] ---
    This all started when I got depressed...
[03:45] ---
    Oh, yeah. What do you even do
    at a seaside school, anyway?
[03:49] ---
    It's something that gets you closer to girls.
[03:54] ---
    Why are you sleeping next to me?
[03:56] ---
    Because I want to.
    Do you not want me to?
[03:59] ---
    Um, are you trying to tease me again?
[04:02] ---
    No.
[04:04] ---
    If you're embarrassed,
    I can keep it all quiet.
[04:07] ---
    I'll erase all of the emotion
    from my report records.
[04:11] ---
    Wait! You really need to stop giving
    me a hard time like this!
SIGN    Sorry about that
[04:16] ---
    You can go to the ocean now.
[04:18] ---
    Huh?
[04:19] ---
    I've taken responsibility for you.
[04:22] ---
    Is that a problem?
[04:23] ---
    No, that's not it...
[04:25] ---
    Why did you go out of your way to come?
[04:27] ---
    If I went with you, I thought we could
    do a lot of wild things together.
[04:32] ---
    Didn't I tell you to quit that?
[04:35] ---
    I'll sleep here tonight.
[04:36] ---
    No, you can't!
[04:38] ---
    If you're completely disinterested in girls,
    it might indicate that something's wrong with you.
[04:41] ---
    That's not true-
[04:43] ---
    Then let me sleep with you.
[04:45] ---
    You're acting kind of weird, Korone.
[04:47] ---
    By weird, do you mean you don't find
    my actions stimulating in any way?
[04:52] ---
    No, that's exactly...
    Well, that's not right.
[04:55] ---
    It's just that I'm not exactly feeling it...
[05:00] ---
    I see...
[05:17] ---
    It's morning! Wake up!
[05:18] ---
    If you don't wake up,
    I'll elbow-drop you!
SIGN    Do you want to see?
SIGN    ...maybe next time
[05:24] ---
    This is all your fault, Brother!
[05:26] ---
    If I didn't wake you up like this,
    you'd sleep forever!
[05:28] ---
    You're completely hopeless.
[05:30] ---
    What's going on?
[05:32] ---
    You're still trying to sleep?
[05:33] ---
    In that case...
[05:35] ---
    I'll have to get you where it hurts!
[05:38] ---
    Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound!
[05:38] ---
    I'm already awake!
[05:40] ---
    This is all your fault!
[05:42] ---
    Pound! Pound! Pound!
[05:48] ---
    What's gotten into you?
    You're acting strange, Korone.
[05:51] ---
    Maybe the little sister thing
    wasn't the best choice.
[05:53] ---
    That's not the issue...
[05:55] ---
    So, what type of girl would you sleep with,
[05:57] ---
    right then and there,
    if they came to wake you up?
[05:59] ---
    Like hell I'd know that!
[06:01] ---
    That's not very considerate.
[06:03] ---
    Growing boys are hard to understand,
[06:05] ---
    but it doesn't seem like
    you're really lying here.
[06:08] ---
    I was only able to check via my socks,
[06:10] ---
    but you weren't hard, and it is morning...
[06:13] ---
    Don't just say things like that.
[06:16] ---
    Then how about we try things, one by one?
[06:17] ---
    One by one?
[06:20] ---
    How about naked in an apron?
[06:21] ---
    You don't have to do that!
[06:23] ---
    So you don't like this, huh?
[06:25] ---
    I don't...
[06:27] ---
    Huh?
[06:29] ---
    That hurts...
[06:31] ---
    If the person you like tells you that,
[06:33] ---
    it makes you feel unattractive.
[06:37] ---
    Maybe Korone thinks I don't like her,
    so that's why she's doing all of this.
[06:42] ---
    I can't do this because I take girls seriously,
[06:46] ---
    but that doesn't mean I'm
    not interested in them.
[06:49] ---
    I want to have honest feelings,
    without doing things like this.
[06:52] ---
    That's how I feel about you.
[06:55] ---
    You can't just go and say things like that...
[06:59] ---
    I...
[07:00] ---
    I'm really fine with only sex.
[07:02] ---
    Oh, crap! It's getting late!
[07:08] ---
    You're pretty cute today, Korone.
[07:10] ---
    I'm very cute every day.
[07:13] ---
    I guess so!
[07:15] ---
    Akuto seems to ignore it, though.
SIGN    Korone
SIGN    Boy's Dormitory
[07:34] ---
    I never would have guessed you'd
    show up here without a reason.
[07:38] ---
    Oh, I'm just running from Korone...
    Never mind...
[07:42] ---
    She's the first human to come up
    and touch me, without fear.
[07:46] ---
    Rice...
[07:48] ---
    She has a pretty unique personality.
[07:53] ---
    What is it this time?
[07:54] ---
    I tried the whole "classmate who's not your girlfriend,
    but gets jealous over you, all the time" image.
[07:58] ---
    You like?
[07:59] ---
    Not really...
[08:01] ---
    That's an issue.
[08:02] ---
    Anyway, stop looking at Keena
    like you want her.
[08:05] ---
    I'm not doing that, in the first place.
[08:06] ---
    I never would have expected to hear a demon lord
    and a Liladan have a conversation like this.
[08:10] ---
    Please leave us alone.
[08:12] ---
    This is between him and me.
[08:13] ---
    Actually, it's between a man and a woman.
[08:14] ---
    Stop saying things like that!
[08:16] ---
    Demon lords are pretty
    popular with women.
[08:19] ---
    I'm kinda jealous.
[08:21] ---
    In that case, Peterhausen,
    why not take Keena for yourself?
[08:24] ---
    That's a good idea.
    I've taken a liking to her.
[08:27] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
    What about asking Keena how she feels?
[08:32] ---
    It's a joke, obviously.
[08:37] ---
    Akuto, do you like Keena?
[08:39] ---
    What do you mean?
[08:41] ---
    I mean what I said.
[08:43] ---
    You know, like wanting to marry someone
    after sleeping with them,
[08:46] ---
    or wanting to mess around and do everything
    you can, day and night, with her.
[08:50] ---
    What the hell are you...
[08:51] ---
    I'm not asking whether or not you'd try.
[08:53] ---
    I just want to know how you
    truly feel about the matter.
[08:56] ---
    Why do I need to tell you?
[08:58] ---
    Because I want to know your sexual desires.
[09:01] ---
    Why?
[09:02] ---
    Because I'm trying to service those desires.
[09:06] ---
    What are you doing, you pervert?!
[09:15] ---
    You're jealous, I assume.
[09:17] ---
    I understand. But it's fine.
[09:21] ---
    To win Akuto in an instant,
    this is all you have to do.
[09:23] ---
    You've got to be kidding me!
[09:25] ---
    And why do I have to win him over, anyway?
[09:28] ---
    By win, do you mean finally kill him?
[09:31] ---
    Either he dies or I do!
[09:33] ---
    No, I'm going to kill him,
    and then I'll die!
[09:42] ---
    You were at fault, Korone.
    You should apologize.
[09:45] ---
    I'm sorry,
[09:46] ---
    but I only suggested it because I thought
    it'd instantly make Akuto hard as a rock.
[09:52] ---
    H-How can you be so lewd?
[09:54] ---
    I meant he'd be so nervous, he wouldn't
    be able to move. Did you misunderstand?
[09:58] ---
    If you freak out just by thinking
    about something like that,
[10:00] ---
    you must be pretty innocent.
    But do not worry.
[10:04] ---
    Akuto and I will sexually
    develop you further.
[10:07] ---
    He didn't even get hard after
    touching a girl's breast...
[10:09] ---
    They're going to train the rep.
[10:11] ---
    I know he's a demon lord, but he really
    doesn't know when to stop, does he?
[10:13] ---
    This beach trip is turning out to be...
[10:15] ---
    I need to say something...
[10:17] ---
    Could all of you stop?
[10:18] ---
    This isn't really that big a deal.
[10:20] ---
    The class rep doesn't really
    care anymore, either.
[10:23] ---
    Oh, I see. They do this sort of thing
    all the time, so it's not a big deal.
[10:27] ---
    So the rep is just jealous?
[10:29] ---
    They're just messing around in public.
[10:41] ---
    Want to go for a swim together?
[10:45] ---
    What makes you think you
    have any right to ask?
[10:47] ---
    You just said all of that...
[10:49] ---
    I'm sorry for what I said.
    I didn't mean it like that.
[10:52] ---
    As long as you understand,
[10:54] ---
    I guess I could spend some time with you...
[10:57] ---
    Thank you!
[10:58] ---
    I've never been able to hang out like this.
[11:01] ---
    I'd like it if you told me what to do...
[11:07] ---
    Just what type of personality
    do you have, anyway?
[11:10] ---
    You just go and have fun.
[11:13] ---
    You come, too.
[11:25] ---
    Hey, what are these?
[11:27] ---
    There's a whole bunch on
    the bottom of the ocean.
[11:30] ---
    I think they're spotted sea cucumbers.
[11:32] ---
    Oh, they're sea cucumbers.
[11:35] ---
    They're so slippery and slimy.
    They feel so weird!
[11:38] ---
    I'm not sure you should play around
    with them like that.
[11:41] ---
    Get that away from me!
[11:42] ---
    Hattori, you don't like animals like these?
[11:44] ---
    Nope! I'm really bad with slimy things!
[11:48] ---
    Hattori said she didn't like it.
    Don't point it at her too much.
[11:52] ---
    Okay!
[11:58] ---
    Hattori, calm down!
[11:59] ---
    Hattori!
[12:07] ---
    It's all sticky!
[12:09] ---
    I can see that. Don't move.
[12:13] ---
    Could you not hold me so tightly...
[12:18] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea!
[12:20] ---
    I understand.
[12:21] ---
    You were just scared, right?
[12:22] ---
    That's not what I meant.
[12:24] ---
    Even if I were scared,
    I wouldn't depend on you!
[12:25] ---
    I know that, too,
[12:27] ---
    but I feel a bit better now.
[12:29] ---
    Feel better?
[12:30] ---
    When we were having fun here, the feeling I got
    from you was the same as when I first met you.
[12:34] ---
    You were so serious at school,
    it kind of worried me.
[12:37] ---
    Why are you saying that?
[12:40] ---
    You're embarrassing me.
    It's making me uneasy.
[12:43] ---
    Besides, you're always doing something weird,
    so I just can't relax around you.
[12:46] ---
    Anyway, I got it off.
[12:48] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:50] ---
    I was just thinking that
    I didn't say thank you.
[12:53] ---
    I didn't really do anything
    that needed thanks,
[12:55] ---
    and this was kind of Keena's
    fault, to begin with.
[12:58] ---
    So you don't call Keena by her last name...
[13:02] ---
    How come you still call me Hattori,
    even though I'm your friend, too?
[13:06] ---
    U-Uh, it's just that you're
    so serious, I kind of...
[13:11] ---
    Junko...
[13:16] ---
    Akuto...
[13:20] ---
    What are you doing, Korone?
[13:23] ---
    I thought I'd help set the mood.
[13:25] ---
    Don't lie!
[13:26] ---
    Why do you keep harassing everyone?
[13:29] ---
    You can't get away with whatever you want,
    just because you're an observer!
[13:32] ---
    Actually, if you're really here to observe,
    don't bug everyone around me.
[13:36] ---
    You have a point.
[13:37] ---
    I'm an observer and you're the observed.
[13:41] ---
    It may have been a mistake for me
    to try interfering with you,
[13:45] ---
    but I didn't intend to hurt anyone.
    I'm just not good with these things.
[13:51] ---
    Huh?
[13:51] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[13:53] ---
    This is my fault.
[13:54] ---
    The only thing I want you to remember
    is that I truly want to be with you.
[14:02] ---
    Huh?
[14:07] ---
    What happened to Korone?
[14:08] ---
    I don't know, either...
[14:10] ---
    She definitely didn't seem like normal.
[14:13] ---
    Maybe she...
[14:13] ---
    She?
[14:15] ---
    Maybe Korone really...
[14:20] ---
    Acchan?
[14:23] ---
    Someone's watching me...
[14:29] ---
    Look over there, Acchan!
[14:32] ---
    Hiroshi?
[14:35] ---
    Hiroshi.
[14:37] ---
    Boss.
[14:38] ---
    Where are you going so late?
[14:39] ---
    My parents live on this island.
[14:42] ---
    Oh, so you're going home?
[14:44] ---
    Yeah, see you later.
[14:47] ---
    Do you not like going home?
[14:51] ---
    On this island, there's a legend
    about the demon lord.
[14:54] ---
    A legend?
[14:55] ---
    You were going to be banned
    from coming, right?
[15:01] ---
    I believe it's because of this legend.
[15:04] ---
    Could you tell me what it's about?
[15:08] ---
    This is the story told on this island...
[15:11] ---
    When the demon lord returns,
[15:13] ---
    a monster will appear at the
    island's central lake, as a sign.
[15:17] ---
    But someone will come forth
    to defeat the monster.
[15:20] ---
    It's also said that the same hero
    will destroy the demon lord.
[15:23] ---
    Wait a second!
[15:24] ---
    The war with the Demon Lord was
    a hundred years ago, anyway!
[15:26] ---
    It's just some ridiculous story a bunch
    of backwater peasants came up with!
[15:30] ---
    Oh, I forgot your parents
    are here... I'm sorry.
[15:34] ---
    No, it's okay.
[15:35] ---
    Besides, it's not like the Demon Lord was really
    defeated by a hero or anything like that.
[15:39] ---
    Just shy of one hundred years ago,
[15:41] ---
    this place was created by a change in the
    earth's crust. There wasn't anything here.
[15:43] ---
    I'm sure it was all just their pathetic desire for
    a hero to appear and defeat the Demon Lord.
[15:47] ---
    I'm not sure it's nice to say it was pathetic,
    given that your parents live here...
[15:51] ---
    Yeah, but...
    You just don't understand!
[15:56] ---
    Why not?
[15:57] ---
    Because you're strong!
[15:59] ---
    That shouldn't have anything to do with it...
[16:01] ---
    That's not true!
[16:03] ---
    That's not true!
[16:04] ---
    Hiroshi!
[16:06] ---
    The monster?
[16:09] ---
    Yeah, right...
[16:13] ---
    There it is again.
SIGN    Constant Magick Academy Dormitories
[16:23] ---
    Sai, no sneaking out to see someone,
    at this time of night.
[16:28] ---
    She's been drinking too much.
[16:33] ---
    Something or someone has
    been watching you.
[16:36] ---
    It's been bugging me, too.
[16:37] ---
    I was going to try to follow it.
[16:41] ---
    Mana-detection radar!
[16:43] ---
    That's right!
[16:45] ---
    Akuto will be the dictator,
    and I will be his queen!
[16:48] ---
    And we'll give hell to anyone
    who tries to resist!
[16:51] ---
    My dream is having a glass of blood wine
    with Akuto, while watching the scene.
[16:57] ---
    Then work to make it happen.
[16:59] ---
    I'll give my full service to Akuto!
[17:01] ---
    I must work to get all of the
    black mages united as one!
[17:04] ---
    You're a pretty promising evil lady.
[17:07] ---
    Besides, my master needs
    to show some ambition.
[17:09] ---
    It's not that he lacks ambition.
    I think it's more that he's a good guy.
[17:15] ---
    Riri Shiraishi?
[17:17] ---
    You're the kid from before, huh?
[17:19] ---
    Stop with the "kid" thing.
    I am a fine young lady.
[17:23] ---
    And besides, I have some
    good news for you guys.
[17:26] ---
    Try me.
[17:28] ---
    You're pretty arrogant.
[17:30] ---
    Well, whatever.
[17:31] ---
    The school and student council have come to
    a resolution on how to deal with you guys.
[17:35] ---
    What did the school decide?
[17:37] ---
    The school wishes to protect Sai Akuto,
[17:39] ---
    and it isn't like Peterhausen's
    existence is, itself, illegal.
[17:42] ---
    Or I should say, it's more like there's no
    applicable law for dealing with him.
[17:46] ---
    You were right. This is
    sounding good so far.
[17:48] ---
    Not so much in terms of maintaining
    the status quo,
[17:50] ---
    but personally, I'm tired of the moderates-
[17:52] ---
    that is, the mainstream faction I belong to.
[17:56] ---
    Tired of?
[17:58] ---
    Those damned geezers are
    trying to use the Liladan
[18:00] ---
    to seduce Sai Akuto,
    or something ridiculous like that.
[18:04] ---
    That's all the news I have.
[18:06] ---
    I'm going to dabble in the
    events playing out here.
[18:09] ---
    What do you mean?
[18:10] ---
    I'm not going to act like those geezers,
[18:14] ---
    but I won't do nothing against
    hardliners like Sai Akuto.
[18:18] ---
    I found some information about the big
    guys who are trying to start a war,
[18:22] ---
    the Ministry of Magickal
    Intelligence, CIMO8.
[18:25] ---
    They're experts in intelligence-gathering
    and anti-magick techniques.
[18:28] ---
    I'll take them down, regardless of
    Sai Akuto's opinion in the matter.
[18:32] ---
    That really is some good news.
[18:34] ---
    But it puts me completely
    at odds with you two.
[18:37] ---
    Huh?
[18:38] ---
    No matter what the mainstreamers say,
[18:42] ---
    I'll go after anyone who tries to use
    Sai Akuto as a tool for dark magick.
[18:46] ---
    Tell him I still haven't showed
    him all the goods yet.
[18:52] ---
    That's one spunky kid.
[18:54] ---
    I'm one who fights with information.
[18:57] ---
    Then shouldn't we be telling the master
    about the information we just got?
SIGN    Sai Akuto
[19:02] ---
    The line won't go through...
SIGN    Unable to connect
[19:04] ---
    Is someone jamming the mana?
[19:05] ---
    I wonder if I can't get through
    to Akuto alone.
[19:10] ---
    The mana is being disrupted.
[19:12] ---
    So we've lost it?
[19:17] ---
    I can hear something running away.
    Let's chase after it.
[19:21] ---
    Wait!
[19:29] ---
    Acchan!
[19:31] ---
    I've finally found you.
[19:32] ---
    Keena, why are you here?
[19:35] ---
    Fujiko just called me,
    and I wanted to tell you what she said.
[19:38] ---
    Etou did?
[19:40] ---
    Yeah, she said she couldn't
    get through to you.
[19:43] ---
    There were a few things...
[19:46] ---
    Oh, yeah. She said there was some group
    of baddies - Simon 5 - after you.
[19:51] ---
    They sound like a band of some kind.
[19:53] ---
    Well, the name might be wrong,
[19:55] ---
    but she said they were really
    good at killing mages!
[19:58] ---
    Pretty scary, huh?
[19:59] ---
    What else?
[20:00] ---
    Uh, what was it...
[20:01] ---
    It's pretty hot!
[20:03] ---
    But it's okay!
[20:06] ---
    I brought this with me!
[20:11] ---
    What is that?
[20:14] ---
    It's a new type of drink I tried
    making from rice: rice juice!
[20:17] ---
    Is that...
[20:19] ---
    I'll give you some, too!
[20:21] ---
    Here you go!
[20:25] ---
    Keena, there's alcohol in this...
[20:28] ---
    There are lots of Acchan's!
[20:35] ---
    Okay, let's rest for a bit...
[20:40] ---
    Come on, that tickles.
[20:43] ---
    Who cares? It reminds me of old times.
[20:47] ---
    Old times?
[20:51] ---
    I really did meet you a long time ago.
[20:55] ---
    Maybe so.
[20:56] ---
    I might have been destined to meet you.
[21:08] ---
    So you don't call Keena by her last name...
[21:11] ---
    How come you still call me Hattori,
    even though I'm your friend, too?
[21:15] ---
    Now that I think about it, why is that?
[21:17] ---
    Is it because I feel comfortable around her?
[21:20] ---
    Does that mean I...
[21:25] ---
    Acchan, you tried to kiss me!
[21:28] ---
    Naughty, naughty!
[21:29] ---
    Don't be silly!
[21:31] ---
    You're right.
[21:33] ---
    Sex is bad,
[21:35] ---
    but kisses on the cheek are fine.
[21:36] ---
    I guess that's true,
    and there's nothing immoral about it...
[21:43] ---
    You didn't have to kick me, out of nowhere!
[21:46] ---
    You just happened to be there
    when I tried to evade.
[21:49] ---
    As you kicked me, you
    even said ha!
[21:50] ---
    We don't have time to argue like this!
[21:58] ---
    A gunshot?
[22:02] ---
    Korone!
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