E6 - Need For Speed
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[00:12] ---
Tilarna!
[00:16] ---
What's your problem?
[00:20] ---
Kei, what's wrong with Kuroi?
[00:22] ---
You let her in, didn't you?
You know I'm allergic to cats!
[00:25] ---
Okay, let me ask you then.
Are you having trouble breathing?
[00:33] ---
You don't have that "allergy" anymore.
[00:37] ---
When you were at death's door on that roof,
[00:39] ---
I had extra elixir so I fixed it for you.
[00:42] ---
You fixed it?
[00:43] ---
No, wait. That case was over a month ago!
[00:47] ---
It was, yes.
[00:48] ---
You never told me?
[00:50] ---
When I was wearing a mask every night!
[00:54] ---
It was pretty funny to watch.
[01:05] ---
You told me it was fine last week!
[01:09] ---
The consulate's vouched for her.
[01:12] ---
Hang on. That's racial discrimination.
[01:15] ---
Are you listening?
[01:28] ---
Who were you talking to?
[01:30] ---
A real estate agent.
[01:31] ---
I'm looking for a place for you.
[01:34] ---
I'm more than happy with the one I've got now.
[01:37] ---
Well, I'm not happy! You freeloader!
[01:40] ---
I'm doing this for your sake--
[01:49] ---
All emergency vehicles.
[01:50] ---
Signal 32. A vehicle fled
after being stopped by police.
[01:54] ---
It's a white truck. One Semanian male.
[01:56] ---
Code 3, head to the scene immediately.
[01:59] ---
Hey...
[02:00] ---
He's gonna pay for that!
[03:37] ---
No more! Just kill me!
[03:39] ---
The window's right there!
Jump out if you want to!
[03:55] ---
Yes!
[03:59] ---
Watch the car.
[04:06] ---
He's not here.
[04:08] ---
Shit.
[04:20] ---
Can you move this car?
[04:22] ---
Sergeant Kei Matoba.
With the Special Vice Squad.
[04:25] ---
Hello there.
[04:26] ---
Man, you sure made a mess.
[04:28] ---
Where's the perp?
[04:29] ---
He split.
[04:30] ---
What is all this?
[04:32] ---
Porn.
[04:34] ---
Supposedly it was stolen from some warehouse...
[04:37] ---
And it's all porn magazines?
[04:39] ---
Legal porn.
[04:41] ---
Nothing about it seems especially strange.
[04:46] ---
Oh, but this one's pretty hardcore.
[04:47] ---
Which one?
[04:48] ---
This one.
[04:49] ---
No, that's normal.
[04:51] ---
You think?
[04:53] ---
But you could never ask
your girlfriend to do this.
[04:56] ---
You've got a boring girlfriend.
[04:57] ---
I do not. She's normal!
[05:00] ---
--No, she's definitely boring.
--Kei!
[05:03] ---
Um... What's up?
[05:05] ---
They told me to move it, so I moved it.
[05:08] ---
Move what?
[05:10] ---
The car.
[05:12] ---
You can drive?
[05:13] ---
I've been practicing in secret.
[05:16] ---
If you just want to move it a little, it's easy--
[05:19] ---
Hey!
[05:21] ---
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:32] ---
Doreany machines sure do burn!
[05:36] ---
Can you two guess what I'm feeling right now?
[05:42] ---
You look like you feel sick.
[05:44] ---
I'm pissed! Do you know why?
[05:47] ---
Because you're a pair of
dumbass wannabe cowboys!
[05:50] ---
I've been getting complaints all day
thanks to your little car chase stunt!
[05:53] ---
And not only that, they're telling me
we have to take the case!
[05:55] ---
Now I have to spend resources
[05:56] ---
to investigate a bunch of porn that
could only turn on a middle school kid!
[06:00] ---
Do you understand my anger?
[06:02] ---
Do you?
[06:04] ---
Well? Tell me?
[06:06] ---
Then what happens to my car?
[06:09] ---
I kept asking for a car for undercover missions,
and you kept ignoring me!
[06:14] ---
So I had to use my own damn car!
[06:17] ---
And look what happened!
[06:18] ---
You paired me up with this alien,
[06:21] ---
and then I took my eyes off her for a second...
[06:23] ---
And she... she left me!
[06:27] ---
Matoba?
[06:29] ---
She was such a good car!
[06:31] ---
She was a great partner,
always there for me when things got rough!
[06:35] ---
And now... and now...
[06:38] ---
Don't get so down.
[06:39] ---
Shut up! You wrecked her, you alien!
[06:44] ---
That's racist, Kei.
[06:46] ---
Take that back now, or--
[06:47] ---
Or you'll what?
[06:49] ---
Kill me too?
[06:50] ---
Fine, kill me! Just like you killed her!
[06:53] ---
Throw me in front of a truck!
[06:55] ---
Then you'll be satisfied right? You murderer!
[06:59] ---
Matoba, calm down!
[07:01] ---
I'm sorry! So don't cry!
[07:03] ---
I'm not crying!
[07:04] ---
You pretty much are!
[07:06] ---
I'll try to find you a new car, so calm down!
[07:10] ---
Really?
[07:11] ---
There's a police auction coming up!
[07:13] ---
If there's a good car,
I'll see if I can't get it for you!
[07:17] ---
That's what I wanted to hear, Chief!
[07:20] ---
It's so wonderful when you've got a good boss!
[07:24] ---
You're like a little kid begging for a toy.
[07:27] ---
Anyway, you're in charge
of this porn theft case!
[07:31] ---
It's dumb as hell, but a crime's a crime!
[07:34] ---
You can ask someone for help if you want.
[07:36] ---
And Exedilica.
[07:38] ---
Go get a damn license.
[07:40] ---
License?
[07:41] ---
Yeah. A driver's license.
[07:46] ---
Honestly, I don't know why anybody
would give you a driver's license.
[07:49] ---
It's like giving Jeffrey Dahmer
a license to kill.
[07:53] ---
Who's that?
[07:54] ---
Google it.
[07:56] ---
Anyway, we need to get
started on this porn thing...
[08:01] ---
Kei, I have a question.
[08:03] ---
What?
[08:04] ---
What is "porn"?
[08:12] ---
This.
[08:18] ---
In addition to drugs and guns,
we also handle prostitution and porno.
[08:23] ---
That magazine's not illegal...
[08:25] ---
Th-This is so...
[08:27] ---
...indecent!
[08:28] ---
I can't believe it!
[08:29] ---
You really are barbarians!
[08:32] ---
You're all crazy!
[08:34] ---
Huh?
[08:35] ---
Your mom and dad did this stuff!
[08:38] ---
You're lying!
[08:40] ---
How dare you insult my mother and father!
[08:42] ---
That's going too far, even for you!
[08:44] ---
My mother... my mother...
[08:47] ---
Would never... would never...
[08:49] ---
Fine, fine.
[08:51] ---
Then you divided from them, like bacteria.
[08:55] ---
I think if anything, it makes more
sense than the alternative.
[08:59] ---
Y-You okay?
[09:01] ---
This... can't be...
[09:05] ---
Come to think of it, your world doesn't
have a lot of photographs, does it?
[09:10] ---
I guess porn would be a big shock.
[09:15] ---
Cammy, you busy?
[09:17] ---
I'm not helping you look for porn.
[09:21] ---
Jamie, I was hoping you could
help me with something...
[09:23] ---
Sorry, Kei, I need to turn in some paperwork.
[09:26] ---
I see.
[09:31] ---
Of course.
[09:33] ---
Oh, Tony!
[09:36] ---
You're looking as handsome as ever!
[09:38] ---
Love the tie!
[09:40] ---
Oh, thanks.
[09:42] ---
I spent 30 minutes picking it out.
[09:44] ---
That's very kind of you.
[09:46] ---
But you know, that's kind of a creepy greeting.
[09:48] ---
You think?
[09:49] ---
Anyway, I was hoping I could get your help...
[09:56] ---
Kei is the absolute worst!
[09:59] ---
Porn magazine theft?
[10:01] ---
Sure it's not a bunch of 12-year-olds?
[10:03] ---
Probably intended for Leto Semani.
[10:06] ---
If they could smuggle them there,
they'd make a fortune.
[10:09] ---
Most people there don't even have TVs.
[10:11] ---
Men in every country are idiots!
[10:14] ---
What do you want?
[10:16] ---
We're ruled by our genitals.
[10:20] ---
And there we go. It's from O'neill.
[10:22] ---
That was fast.
[10:24] ---
They're close. Hit it.
[10:30] ---
You look upset.
[10:31] ---
Of course I am.
[10:33] ---
I hate being McCloud.
[10:35] ---
It's the worst.
[10:36] ---
I kind of like him.
[10:51] ---
Transformation complete.
[10:53] ---
Good luck in there, Detective McCloud.
[10:55] ---
Shut up. Or do you need me
to put a bullet into you?
[10:59] ---
I'll take a photo to send to your boyfriend.
[11:01] ---
Stop it! Hey!
[11:02] ---
I was just kidding. We're here.
[11:08] ---
Shut up and introduce me to this little thief.
[11:13] ---
Detective McBee,
[11:14] ---
or are you McCloud now?
[11:17] ---
I did what you asked
[11:20] ---
and checked if any of my flock
were looking to sell some porn.
[11:24] ---
On social networking?
[11:26] ---
On social networking.
[11:27] ---
People respond fast.
[11:29] ---
See? Over there.
[11:36] ---
Hey, who are you?
[11:38] ---
I didn't say you could sit here!
[11:39] ---
Stop looking over your damn shoulder.
[11:41] ---
You're the fence.
[11:43] ---
Give me your name.
[11:44] ---
G-Gavin.
[11:46] ---
I'm McCloud. That's Ivanov.
[11:49] ---
We don't do handshakes.
[11:51] ---
Now let's talk business.
[11:53] ---
O-Okay.
[11:55] ---
I'm in a hurry to sell it.
[11:56] ---
I want proof you've got the money.
[11:58] ---
Are you telling me you think I'm broke, kid?
[12:01] ---
I've been in this business since
you were sucking on your mom's tits.
[12:05] ---
Don't get on my bad side.
[12:07] ---
I-I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry, that's all...
[12:12] ---
I'm a nice guy, you know.
[12:14] ---
But my partner isn't.
[12:16] ---
A week ago, he got in a fight
with some moron thug,
[12:19] ---
and ended up eating his eyeballs!
[12:21] ---
You don't want your eyeballs eaten, do you?
[12:23] ---
Um, sorry...
[12:27] ---
We're here for work!
[12:29] ---
Anyway, let's see the goods.
[12:33] ---
This is it!
[12:35] ---
Earth has porn everywhere!
[12:37] ---
But our world doesn't.
Even photos are still rare.
[12:41] ---
So that's where we got the idea!
[12:44] ---
A while back, some nobles there
paid a ton for nudes of Miss July!
[12:49] ---
Enough to buy a manor!
[12:51] ---
I want to live a good life too, you know?
[12:54] ---
Porn mags, huh?
[12:55] ---
I got the biggest boner for Miss July, too.
[13:00] ---
Really? You know her!
[13:02] ---
Sure do!
[13:03] ---
Those boobs were the best, huh?
[13:06] ---
I pitched the biggest tent!
[13:11] ---
"Miss July"? Yuck!
[13:13] ---
That was awful!
[13:14] ---
"Boobs"? "Boners"? I want to throw up!
[13:17] ---
That's not what making love is about, you know?
[13:21] ---
What's important is having two hearts connect!
[13:23] ---
The more you hate it,
the closer your acting gets to perfection.
[13:28] ---
It's ironic.
[13:30] ---
I want to quit.
[13:32] ---
Don't say that.
[13:34] ---
We've got our next step.
[13:37] ---
I need some sugar.
[13:39] ---
Head to the donut shop.
[13:41] ---
As you wish.
[13:43] ---
Fine. Get it set up.
[13:47] ---
Bye.
[13:53] ---
Let's head home.
[13:55] ---
I'm meeting Cecil tonight.
[13:57] ---
Cecil?
[14:02] ---
Matoba.
[14:06] ---
Is this...?
[14:07] ---
It's in the parking lot. Take a look.
[14:15] ---
Wow!
[14:21] ---
I liked your old car better. It was cuter.
[14:28] ---
I'm taking it for a drive.
[14:30] ---
You're going to see Cecil, right?
[14:32] ---
Bye!
[14:39] ---
Okay, press the pedal down slowly.
[14:42] ---
Okay.
[14:44] ---
Just like that.
[14:46] ---
Now, gentle on the brakes.
[14:48] ---
Turn right...
[14:49] ---
That's too far!
[14:52] ---
Sorry!
[14:53] ---
It's fine.
[14:55] ---
Something bothering you?
[14:57] ---
You could practice driving with Kei, right?
[15:00] ---
I was a little surprised you came to me.
[15:02] ---
It's not really bothering me...
[15:05] ---
No, you're right.
[15:08] ---
I heard you were a friend
that Kei trusted, so...
[15:12] ---
A friend he trusts, huh?
[15:14] ---
Am I wrong?
[15:17] ---
He and I were lovers.
[15:24] ---
Hey!
[15:25] ---
S-Sorry! But...
[15:28] ---
You and Kei?
[15:30] ---
Surprised?
[15:31] ---
Is that what an "ex" is?
[15:35] ---
But I didn't think I was talking
about us as men and women...
[15:39] ---
Yes, you're talking about work partners, right?
[15:43] ---
Yes, that's right!
[15:45] ---
Don't worry, then.
[15:47] ---
If he really doesn't like someone,
he shows them no mercy.
[15:52] ---
Tilarna. Do you like him?
[15:55] ---
What kind of question is that?
[15:57] ---
Do you hate him, then?
[15:58] ---
No, that's not true...
[16:01] ---
But... I really don't know.
[16:04] ---
Um... I just want him to see me as an equal.
[16:08] ---
That's why I'm practicing driving.
[16:12] ---
I actually feel really bad about it...
[16:14] ---
Wrecking the car he loved...
[16:17] ---
You two are like brother and sister.
[16:21] ---
Brother and sister?
[16:22] ---
A strong-willed little sister and her brother.
[16:26] ---
Oh, yeah. That might be it.
[16:29] ---
Don't tell him I told you this,
[16:32] ---
but he lost his sister
[16:34] ---
about ten years ago.
[16:37] ---
She was a really lively girl, I heard.
[16:40] ---
Maybe he sees some of her in you.
[16:45] ---
He never said anything about that.
[17:03] ---
You're late, Kei.
[17:05] ---
Sorry, I've been riding her hard all night.
[17:08] ---
Seriously? That's ridiculous...
[17:11] ---
Okay, everybody!
[17:12] ---
It's almost time for that
gang of thieves to get here.
[17:15] ---
I need you all to provide backup.
[17:18] ---
How'd it go with Cecil?
[17:20] ---
Shut up. We're on the clock.
[17:35] ---
The target's here.
Everybody stay on standby.
[17:40] ---
Okay, looking good.
[17:43] ---
Wait, wait!
[17:45] ---
Looks like somebody betrayed somebody.
He's agitated.
[17:48] ---
Not good! All units, head in!
[17:50] ---
Go! Go! Go!
[17:53] ---
--Don't move! This is the police!
[17:55] ---
--Shit!
--Don't move! This is the police!
[17:56] ---
You bastard!
[17:57] ---
No! You'll shoot the hostage!
[18:04] ---
They got away! Tony's in danger!
[18:05] ---
I'm sorry, Detective!
[18:07] ---
Shit! My eyes!
[18:09] ---
Leave it to me.
[18:10] ---
Tilarna?
[18:12] ---
Come on! We're saving Tony, right?
[18:15] ---
Wait! What are you doing?
[18:17] ---
Let's go!
[18:19] ---
It's in reverse! Reverse!
[18:21] ---
This is what I meant to do!
[18:34] ---
Wrong lane! You're in the wrong lane!
[18:41] ---
I'm starting to get it!
[18:42] ---
This "speed" stuff isn't bad...
[18:44] ---
This is what it feels like to be high!
[18:47] ---
No more! Just kill me!
[18:49] ---
The window's right there!
Jump out if you want to!
[18:54] ---
Got 'em!
[18:55] ---
No! Stop it!
[19:12] ---
Shit!
[19:13] ---
Hey, Tilarna...
[19:28] ---
Tony, you okay?
[19:30] ---
Sorry. I didn't expect trouble like this.
[19:35] ---
It's fine. Just relax a bit.
[19:38] ---
Now then...
[19:41] ---
Fortunately, nobody died.
[19:43] ---
But never drive like that again.
[19:46] ---
But I was useful!
[19:47] ---
That was "useful"? Don't be ridi--
[19:49] ---
Don't treat me like baggage!
[19:53] ---
I don't just mean driving.
[19:54] ---
I'm studying every day.
[19:57] ---
If you won't understand that, who will?
[20:03] ---
I'm sorry.
[20:04] ---
I went a little too far before.
[20:06] ---
I don't think you're useless.
[20:09] ---
Really?
[20:10] ---
Yeah.
[20:11] ---
Really, really?
[20:13] ---
Really.
[20:15] ---
Forget about the banged-up car.
[20:17] ---
The new one's repairable, probably.
[20:21] ---
Once it's out of the shop,
I'll practice with you.
[20:23] ---
Really?
[20:24] ---
Don't get so excited.
[20:26] ---
But promise me that next time you'll drive safe--
[20:41] ---
The damage seems to have gotten a bit worse.
[20:44] ---
But it's still fixable, right?
[20:45] ---
Like hell it's fixable, you goddamn alien!
[21:04] ---
I'm back...
[21:07] ---
Kuroi! Hello!
[21:11] ---
You're finally home, huh?
[21:13] ---
I had to deal with the
aftermath of that car chase,
[21:16] ---
and then got in an argument with
the real estate guy about your new place...
[21:19] ---
What are you doing?
[21:21] ---
Welcoming you to my home.
This way.
[21:29] ---
Well?
[21:30] ---
From now on, this is my room.
[21:33] ---
You're the second guest I've had, after Kuroi.
[21:36] ---
You should feel honored.
[21:39] ---
This is my house, actually.
[21:41] ---
Don't worry about it.
It doesn't bother me.
[21:44] ---
Sheesh...
[21:46] ---
What? Are you still mad about that silly car?
[21:50] ---
It's not sil--
[21:54] ---
No, it's gone and it's not coming back.
[21:57] ---
I'm not mad anymore.
[21:59] ---
I see!
[22:00] ---
Okay then!
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