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E9 - A King Maker

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    It's not here either.
[00:06] ---
    We may not be able to find it.
[00:11] ---
    Calm down.
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    I know just what to do.
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    Yes, this is New Compton waste disposal.
[00:21] ---
    Hello.
[00:22] ---
    I accidentally put something
    really important in the garbage,
[00:27] ---
    and it just got picked up.
[00:30] ---
    I'm sorry to hear that.
[00:32] ---
    Goodbye.
[00:33] ---
    W-Wait!
[00:35] ---
    Is there something else?
[00:36] ---
    I told you, it's really important!
[00:39] ---
    When your garbage is picked up,
    you lose all rights to it.
[00:44] ---
    Goodbye.
[00:45] ---
    Wait, I said...
[00:46] ---
    Um, uh... I know!
[00:48] ---
    It's important evidence.
[00:51] ---
    I'm Cecil Epps, with the
    San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[00:55] ---
    I'm a deputy coroner.
[00:56] ---
    Um... if this evidence is lost,
    th-the investigation will...
[01:02] ---
    Um... something really bad will happen to it!
    So cooperate with the police investigation!
[02:46] ---
    Please, grant me mercy!
[02:49] ---
    Grant me salvation!
[02:51] ---
    O'Neill, I came here to ask you something!
[02:53] ---
    Look at this. It's the tip you gave me.
[02:56] ---
    I need to know more about the guy
    you said is working with the smuggler...
[03:00] ---
    The patient is in pain. Stop it.
[03:04] ---
    It's just a hangover.
[03:05] ---
    Hey! Look at this!
[03:07] ---
    Is this the guy who you saw with the smuggler?
[03:10] ---
    If I tell you, will I be able to go to heaven?
[03:15] ---
    In first class?
[03:17] ---
    Yeah. With all the expensive wine
    and cognac you can drink!
[03:21] ---
    I never want to drink another drop of alcohol!
[03:24] ---
    Answer me, you hungover asshole!
[03:27] ---
    Detective!
[03:30] ---
    He's hyperventilating!
[03:32] ---
    Mr. O'Neill!
[03:33] ---
    Calm down, Mr. O'Neill! Everything will be fine!
[03:38] ---
    Shit.
[03:40] ---
    He's gone.
[03:42] ---
    Kenny, do you know the girl O'Neill
    went on a date with a few days ago?
[03:47] ---
    She may have seen the smuggler.
[03:51] ---
    That would be the SM queen you just saw.
[03:53] ---
    The one in the kitchen.
[03:55] ---
    She had her head stuck in the fridge, right?
[03:59] ---
    Did she?
[04:01] ---
    My name is Cecil Epps.
[04:03] ---
    Well, it looks real to me.
[04:05] ---
    Not that I've never seen one.
[04:08] ---
    So, what's your address, Miss Epps?
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    172 Caster Street.
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    Hunter Waste Management handles that area, so...
[04:20] ---
    It's truck number 3. Right over there.
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    In front of the WCT.
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    WCT?
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    The waste disposal terminal.
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    Everything we collect is dumped in there.
[04:32] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:34] ---
    Wait! Stop! Stop!
[04:45] ---
    Stop it! Stop it!
[04:47] ---
    What?
[04:48] ---
    Oh, jeez!
[04:58] ---
    Tilarna?
[04:59] ---
    Chief, it's me. Matoba.
[05:02] ---
    About Hellmandes with the CBP...
[05:05] ---
    I just got another call from the man.
[05:07] ---
    So you did get in a fight with him.
[05:09] ---
    Just now?
[05:10] ---
    Something about you not picking up the phone,
    and whether or not you were at home.
[05:14] ---
    Hey, are you listening, Matoba?
[05:17] ---
    Which means...
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    Sorry, Chief! I'll call you back!
[05:27] ---
    Cecil?
[05:29] ---
    I'm sorry, Kei...
[05:32] ---
    We need to talk about Tilarna...
[05:34] ---
    What happened?
[05:40] ---
    So Tilarna and Kuroi switched bodies?
[05:43] ---
    Okay. Magic, huh? I believe it.
[05:46] ---
    So right now it's Tilarna,
    or rather Kuroi, who's at my house?
[05:52] ---
    --That's dangerous.
    --Dangerous?
[05:54] ---
    I need to hurry. Cecil, I'll call you back.
[05:58] ---
    Wait, Kei!
[06:00] ---
    Kuroi's body, here at the dump, is...
[06:04] ---
    I tried to stop her, but...
[06:07] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[06:10] ---
    It's Tilarna, right? So I'm sure she's fine.
[06:14] ---
    Bye.
[06:15] ---
    I found it. There's the cat!
[06:20] ---
    Tilarna!
[06:23] ---
    Smell it. The smell of latena.
[06:27] ---
    Don't use your nose. Use your heart.
[06:35] ---
    There it is!
[07:04] ---
    It's over...
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    Damn it...
[07:26] ---
    Give me the damn crossbow!
[07:28] ---
    My life is on the line here!
[07:33] ---
    This is...
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    Thank you, God!
[07:37] ---
    Thank you, God! Thank you, God!
[07:41] ---
    You can't get out of this
    by pretending you're crazy--
[07:44] ---
    Don't touch me.
[07:45] ---
    What?
[07:50] ---
    You saw, didn't you?
[07:52] ---
    Saw what?
[07:55] ---
    I don't know what's going on here,
    but you're in for a world of pain!
[08:01] ---
    --D-Don't hurt me!
    --Shut up!
[08:04] ---
    --I just wanted to make some money...
    --I don't care!
[08:09] ---
    Mercy!
[08:10] ---
    No mercy!
[08:19] ---
    Please don't...
[08:24] ---
    You're going to die like a bug,
    with no dignity at all...
[08:30] ---
    Curses of Beyadah upon you!
[08:32] ---
    Hey, don't kill him!
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    That's you, right, Tilarna?
[08:39] ---
    You're back?
[08:42] ---
    Kei?
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    My life... my life...
[08:48] ---
    What a mess.
[08:49] ---
    Clean this up.
[08:51] ---
    That weird crossbow only activated
    because you were careless, right?
[08:54] ---
    Shut up!
[08:56] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[08:58] ---
    This morning I was trying
    my best to get your help,
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    and you left without figuring out a thing!
[09:02] ---
    How was I supposed to know
    you'd swapped bodies with Kuroi?
[09:06] ---
    B-But...
[09:09] ---
    Having you all over me dressed like that
    first thing in the morning was freaking me out.
[09:13] ---
    I wanted to get out of there.
[09:16] ---
    It was freaking you out?
[09:18] ---
    Huh?
[09:19] ---
    No, nothing...
[09:22] ---
    So what happened to the crossbow?
[09:25] ---
    It was destroyed.
    That's why I was able to go back, I think.
[09:28] ---
    There's no way to know now, though.
[09:31] ---
    I guess that's just how it goes.
[09:33] ---
    I need to get better control of myself.
[09:35] ---
    And thanks to you,
    I didn't even get to kill that man.
[09:38] ---
    If you did, it would be mur--
[09:40] ---
    Wait...
[09:43] ---
    Did he do something to you?
[09:46] ---
    No! He definitely did not! Not a chance!
[09:49] ---
    He just saw me!
[09:51] ---
    Saw you?
[09:51] ---
    I-It's very important...
[09:55] ---
    What a pain.
[09:56] ---
    What's a pain?
[09:58] ---
    Aren't you mad?
[10:00] ---
    He saw my butt...
[10:02] ---
    No... Anyway, you should be madder!
[10:05] ---
    Why would I?
[10:06] ---
    Shut up! Get a little mad, you rakebye!
[10:09] ---
    Wait a second.
[10:11] ---
    I think I forgot something.
[10:13] ---
    Don't try and change the subject--
[10:17] ---
    Where are Kuroi and Cecil?
[10:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Tilarna...
[10:22] ---
    I couldn't help you!
[10:31] ---
    Tilarna!
[10:36] ---
    Tilarna, I'm sorry!
[10:38] ---
    I couldn't help you!
[10:40] ---
    I don't know what to say to you!
[10:53] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[10:58] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
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    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[11:06] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[11:09] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
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    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
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    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[11:20] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[11:24] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[11:26] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[11:27] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[11:30] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[11:42] ---
    I think you overcooked it.
[11:44] ---
    Matoba, are you insulting
    the Zimmer family recipe?
[11:49] ---
    You're just burning it.
[11:51] ---
    Put it on a tray, lower the heat,
    and close the grill.
[11:55] ---
    You need to get that hot air flowing over it.
[11:58] ---
    The meat looked so good, too.
[12:01] ---
    Shut up!
[12:03] ---
    Whenever you talk about food
    or cars, you get all obsessed...
[12:06] ---
    You sound like a food snob!
[12:08] ---
    I'm not a snob!
[12:10] ---
    Every snob says that!
[12:12] ---
    And anyway, this is my home.
[12:13] ---
    This food is under my jurisdiction!
[12:16] ---
    Now quit bitching, go to the kitchen,
    and get me a beer!
[12:19] ---
    I'm the one who brought the meat
    you're ruining, and it was expensive!
[12:24] ---
    Kei, you want to join us?
    The water feels great!
[12:27] ---
    Later.
[12:29] ---
    That's a shame.
[12:31] ---
    Ignore him.
    He's pretending to be too cool for it.
[12:39] ---
    What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
[12:43] ---
    Come on, tell your daddy!
[12:49] ---
    Who took the towel off?
[12:52] ---
    Me. Was that a problem?
[12:54] ---
    I was using it as a cover.
[12:55] ---
    You need to make it dark,
    or the clams won't spit out the salt.
[12:59] ---
    They spit out the sand already, right?
[13:02] ---
    But not the salt.
[13:03] ---
    Who cares? It's not a big deal.
[13:05] ---
    It is a big deal!
[13:07] ---
    These clams are filled with salt water.
[13:09] ---
    You need them to spit it out
    or you can't eat them.
[13:11] ---
    At least... don't put much salt in.
[13:15] ---
    Or actually, don't put any in.
[13:17] ---
    You always get really annoying
    about cooking, Kei.
[13:23] ---
    You really seem like a food snob.
[13:25] ---
    I don't want my son to end up like you.
[13:27] ---
    I'm not a snob.
[13:29] ---
    All snobs say that.
[13:34] ---
    San-Teresa City. San-Teresa City...
[13:37] ---
    The mayoral election?
[13:38] ---
    It's a farce. There's nobody worth voting for.
[13:41] ---
    This Kahns guy is the best of the bunch.
[13:45] ---
    Nathan Kahns.
[13:47] ---
    He was mayor of Seattle for two terms.
    City councilman here for two years.
[13:52] ---
    He looks like a guy who no girl
    wants to date even though he's rich.
[13:56] ---
    Maybe,
[13:57] ---
    but he's had a lot of mayoral experience
    and knows what he's talking about.
[14:00] ---
    And he's a lot better than the other two.
[14:02] ---
    My wife and I are voting for this Kahns guy.
[14:07] ---
    Mozeleemay is running too, huh?
[14:10] ---
    Yeah.
[14:11] ---
    I still can't believe that
    guy's running for mayor.
[14:15] ---
    There's also the far-right candidate Tourte,
    who says the aliens should go back into space.
[14:20] ---
    What?
[14:23] ---
    Breaking news!
[14:24] ---
    --Mayoral candidate Kahns has just been shot!
    --Kahns was shot?
[14:28] ---
    Look over there!
    They just loaded him into an ambulance.
[14:30] ---
    He's not responding to anything
    his team says to him...
[14:34] ---
    Oh, God... I can't believe this is happening.
[14:37] ---
    Oh, God! Oh, God!
[14:40] ---
    The meat's done, Matoba.
[14:42] ---
    Now where's that beer?
[14:46] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:47] ---
    The news is saying...
[14:57] ---
    We're having an emergency briefing.
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    A candidate for mayor was shot.
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    The shooter is John Ennaji.
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    A male Semanian.
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    32 in Earth years.
[15:12] ---
    Single, works at a convenience store.
[15:14] ---
    No criminal record except
    for a few speeding tickets.
[15:17] ---
    Everybody who knows him
    says they can't believe it.
[15:20] ---
    No underworld connections, either.
[15:23] ---
    There's no role for the
    Special Vice Squad here, but...
[15:27] ---
    Is there a problem?
[15:29] ---
    I read your report. About Rick Fury.
[15:43] ---
    Zelada?
[15:45] ---
    We never found his body.
[15:47] ---
    It wouldn't surprise me at all
    if he was still alive.
[15:51] ---
    So is this what you're saying, Chief?
[15:54] ---
    The shooter who killed Kahns
    was controlled with magic?
[15:58] ---
    Don't just come out and say it.
[16:00] ---
    We're just covering all the bases. Got it?
[16:02] ---
    I want you and Exedilica to head to
    the coroner's office and see what you find, now.
[16:07] ---
    Now? Dressed like this?
[16:09] ---
    Yeah. Now.
[16:14] ---
    I thought it might have been
    another controlled corpse, too.
[16:18] ---
    I didn't expect Inspector Zimmer
    would pick up on it, though.
[16:21] ---
    He surprises you with
    how smart he is sometimes.
[16:25] ---
    I just wanted to go home.
[16:27] ---
    You don't want to catch the guy
    who was behind Kahns' death?
[16:32] ---
    I don't want to waste a valuable
    weekend avenging a politician.
[16:38] ---
    Kei...
[16:38] ---
    I was kidding.
[16:40] ---
    I've found myself impressed
    by Earth's democracy.
[16:45] ---
    I think a system that reflects the people's
    wishes in any way at all is a wonderful thing.
[16:50] ---
    And this shooting is a declaration
    of war against that system.
[16:55] ---
    That's a nice speech. Or it would be
    if you weren't wearing a swimsuit.
[17:00] ---
    Stop staring.
[17:02] ---
    That's why I didn't want to do this.
[17:05] ---
    I don't understand... Are they mocking us?
[17:09] ---
    Forget it.
[17:16] ---
    You in there, Cecil? I'm coming in.
[17:19] ---
    Kei? Wait!
[17:22] ---
    Who are you?
[17:25] ---
    We'll be quick.
[17:27] ---
    Man, it sure is hot today.
[17:31] ---
    The chief was right.
[17:34] ---
    He was dead, and someone manipulated
    his body into doing the murder.
[17:39] ---
    Zelada?
[17:41] ---
    I can't be sure.
[17:42] ---
    But this form of magic is particularly rare.
[17:52] ---
    What do we do now?
[17:53] ---
    We tell Chief Zimmer first.
[18:00] ---
    Damn alien.
[18:02] ---
    Hold up.
[18:04] ---
    What did you just say?
[18:07] ---
    Nothing.
[18:08] ---
    Don't lie to me.
[18:09] ---
    What did you just say when you saw her?
[18:13] ---
    I don't know...
[18:14] ---
    I heard it.
[18:15] ---
    You called her a "damn alien."
[18:18] ---
    You insulted my partner.
[18:21] ---
    What made you think that was a good idea?
[18:23] ---
    Officer Sanders...
    Sanders, Sanders, Officer Sanders...
[18:28] ---
    You want to tell me why you said that?
[18:30] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:31] ---
    I asked you a question.
[18:33] ---
    Um, please...
[18:35] ---
    Kei, that's enough.
[18:36] ---
    Officer Sanders, I told you
    to answer my question.
[18:40] ---
    Now, do it!
[18:41] ---
    Please!
[18:42] ---
    Please forgive me...
[18:44] ---
    My family is conservative.
    We were voting for Kahns...
[18:49] ---
    And, um... after what happened today...
[18:52] ---
    The killer was... from the other world...
[18:57] ---
    So you think she killed Kahns, then.
[19:00] ---
    No.
[19:01] ---
    Then she killed your family, then.
[19:04] ---
    No.
[19:05] ---
    Christ. Do you have a reason
    to insult her, then?
[19:09] ---
    Who the hell do you think you are?
[19:11] ---
    Do you act like this towards the citizens, too?
[19:13] ---
    Kei.
[19:17] ---
    That's enough. Let's go.
[19:19] ---
    But...
[19:20] ---
    It's fine. Let's go.
[19:55] ---
    That was embarrassing.
[19:57] ---
    I wish you wouldn't do that.
[19:59] ---
    Sorry.
[20:01] ---
    But thank you.
[20:03] ---
    I didn't do it because I wanted a thank you.
[20:06] ---
    He just made me mad.
[20:09] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[20:11] ---
    You call people "aliens" all the time, anyway.
[20:16] ---
    When I do, it's...
[20:19] ---
    It's like a joke.
[20:20] ---
    It's like when a gangster calls his
    girlfriend a bitch trying to look cool.
[20:26] ---
    But if somebody else calls her a bitch,
    he gets mad. It's like that.
[20:35] ---
    I'm not your woman.
[20:37] ---
    Of course not. It was an example. Sheesh.
[20:41] ---
    Just forget it.
[20:42] ---
    Okay, I'll let you off the hook for now.
[20:46] ---
    Thank me later, doreany.
[20:48] ---
    Quiet, alien.
[20:53] ---
    I see.
[20:54] ---
    It's probably Zelada.
[20:56] ---
    Inspector Zimmer, you were right.
[20:59] ---
    That's a shame.
[21:00] ---
    I was hoping I wasn't.
[21:02] ---
    Why?
[21:03] ---
    Because now I get to go to every
    department involved and tell them,
[21:09] ---
    "Watch out for wizards."
[21:12] ---
    That's rough.
[21:14] ---
    A Semanian shot an Earth mayoral candidate.
[21:18] ---
    This is going to be a pain.
[21:21] ---
    How?
[21:22] ---
    Ethnic strife.
[21:24] ---
    Just like you saw earlier.
[21:26] ---
    You know what I mean, right?
[21:29] ---
    Even if Zelada, a Semanian, is behind it,
[21:33] ---
    we need to figure out the truth
    as fast as possible.
[21:37] ---
    But how do we find the guy?
[21:40] ---
    It's not like you can catch
    a wizard on a security camera.
[21:46] ---
    How about we go back to
    the basics of investigating?
[21:50] ---
    What do you mean by basics?
[21:53] ---
    Motive.
[21:54] ---
    Who gains by Kahns' death?
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.