E8 - Smells Like Toon Spirits
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All units, stay put.
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We grab him when he flips off the engine.
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Once in a while, O'Neill's tips
actually come in handy.
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I'm tired of waiting, Kei.
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Let's finish this up and go home.
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We're not here on a shopping trip.
This isn't that easy.
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Shopping is a lot harder than this.
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Doreany shops have far too many things for sale.
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You've been here four months.
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Get used to it already, country girl.
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Country girl?
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My Narma is a major city, you know.
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Just shut up--
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The target's spotted us!
The target's spotted us!
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He's getting away!
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All units, head in!
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Grab the target!
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Can we use our guns?
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No!
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Do not use your weapons!
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Block off the runway with your cars!
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Leave it to me!
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What?
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Hey!
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Shield of law, protection of the war god!
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Stop!
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Are you trying to get yourself killed?
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Hey, what the hell were you thinking?
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Just watch.
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Behold the strength of vaifaht steel.
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Moron.
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Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
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Beyond the gate lay a strange world
filled with fairies and monsters.
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Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
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This city is Earth's "front door."
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Over two million citizens
from this other world live here.
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A mixture of different races and
diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
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The world's newest "city of dreams."
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But in the shadows of all this chaos
lurked countless crimes.
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Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
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The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
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a special unit to deal with these crimes.
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Two hours in the mud and we didn't find the guy.
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If only a certain idiot hadn't brought
the plane down into a swamp...
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Hey, are you referring to me?
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Is this the smuggled goods?
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It's all junk.
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What's up?
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I smell latena.
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Hey, don't touch that without permission.
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Who are you?
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Officer Hellmandes with the CBP,
Customs and Border Protection.
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I don't need your permission.
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We're the ones running this case--
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You, the ones who let your target get away?
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We'll take over here.
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We haven't even made a list
of what we've found yet.
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So you're refusing a request from the CBP?
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Of course not!
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It'll just take a little time.
Give us some time.
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Do it as fast as possible.
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Who's that rude man?
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An elite investigator on his way
to the top, I guess.
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This is part of the job.
Take a look at it when we get home.
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You should be able to get it done tonight.
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No fair, Kei!
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I'm supposed to take a bath first today!
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It's past midnight so it's a new day!
I'm first!
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Rakebye! That's not how it works!
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Don't you doreany always
talk about "ladies first"?
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Are you listening, Kei?
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Night!
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Dummy.
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Oh, when you're out of the bath,
sort through that stuff we found.
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I'm going to bed.
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You're the only one who
can smell that stuff, right?
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And who was it who was snoring
next to me as I drove home?
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S-Snoring? I don't...
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We need to put that stuff into the
evidence lockers by 11:00 AM tomorrow.
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Got it? Goodnight!
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Kei is a rude boor!
Everything he does and says makes me so mad!
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Don't you think so too?
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Right?
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He doesn't know how to treat a lady.
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You're a lady too, so I believe
you understand my frustration, but...
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I thought I smelled strong latena.
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Hey, Kuroi! That's bad manners!
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Kuroi, you're being a bad girl. Get off--
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Hey! Wait! Kuroi!
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Oww!
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What's this?
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Kei...
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Kuroi, it's too early in the morning...
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What the heck?
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Are you still asleep? Your bed is downstairs!
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Kei!
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Tilarna? Hello?
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Knock it off--
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Wh-What is going on?
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K-Kuroi!
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You too? What is going on?
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We're late!
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Hey, Tilarna! We need to get going!
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What are you doing?
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Are you not feeling well?
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I won't know if you don't tell me.
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I know. I know. You need food. Hang on.
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Okay, stay home today.
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I'll tell the chief you've got some
kind of special alien disease.
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Get some sleep, okay?
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Oh, right! The garbage!
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She left all this out? Jeez.
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Kuroi, take care of Tilarna. Be a good girl.
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This is terrible...
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That bow had a mildey of Moz Nel Valva on it...
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She got on top of Kei
wearing practically nothing!
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She's like an animal!
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Calm down. That's right. Calm down.
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First, that crossbow.
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It fell off the sofa and into
the garbage can next to it...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Quenishuba...
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Quenishuba!
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Oh, no... Oh, no!
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Is she... don't tell me...
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Stop it, Kuroi!
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At least... at least take off your underwear!
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No! No! No...
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No!
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A simple raid ended up with a plane crash?
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What the hell happened?
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Just like I said.
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The local cops screwed up, and...
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Shut up!
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The Golanbiza county police were
on the phone screaming at me!
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At midnight!
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My wife was pissed!
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Right after I spent the last few days
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eating oysters and taking zinc supplements, too!
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Chief, was it just the county police?
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What?
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The complaints you were getting.
Nothing from the CBP?
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The CBP?
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I talked to their guy Hellmandes this morning,
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but he didn't really say anything.
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What?
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Hey! You got into some kind of fight
with the CBP, didn't you?
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Tell me the truth, Matoba! If you did--
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Really, there was nothing! We'll talk later.
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Hey, Matoba! Wait!
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She's still asleep?
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I can't take anymore...
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I need to do something.
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First, that crossbow.
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The trash gets picked up in the afternoon.
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It should still be in the dumpster.
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But I can't get out of this locked
room in the form of a cat!
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I need help!
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Tilarna? She almost never texts me.
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Dear Cecil. I have a serious problem.
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Please come to my home as soon
as you can. It's an emergency!
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What happened?
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"Don't tell Kei"?
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Okay, thanks, guys.
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Who the hell is Tilarna talking to?
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Hello? Tilarna?
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I saw your text. What's going on?
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Hello, kitty! No, I want to talk to Tilarna!
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You don't understand what I'm saying, do you?
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Anyway, I'm heading over.
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Be a good girl, okay?
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Hello?
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What the hell is going on?!
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With what?
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When I was there yesterday,
there were 28 Semanian items found!
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And now I've only got 27!
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One is missing!
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Oh, I see.
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That's strange.
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Well, it happens, right?
Things were a mess yesterday.
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Get me the missing one now,
before I get you arrested for embezzlement!
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Come on. It's just a minor screw-up!
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Calm the hell down.
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Well...
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Just get it to me now! Got it?
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What the hell is his problem?
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Tilarna? Are you there?
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Is she not home? Tilarna?
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Jeez...
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I'm coming inside!
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Tilarna?
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Hey! What's going on?
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You did this, didn't you?
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Are you telling me you didn't do it?
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What?
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I know this is impossible, but...
are you Tilarna?
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No way...
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You really are...
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A mildey did this?
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You need the crossbow back?
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The tool that caused this?
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It's in the dumpster outside?
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Why would you put something so important there?
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The trash truck?
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They'll take the trash away!
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Without that bow,
you may not be able to turn back?
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Oh, no!
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Ce... Ce!
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If you're Tilarna, then...
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Ce!
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Hey!
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Hello?
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It's me, Matoba.
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Is O'Neill in?
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I heard he was still living here.
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The boss? Just a second.
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Man, my head hurts.
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Hey, I'm coming in.
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Hey there, mister.
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Kenny, what the hell is with that outfit?
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What? I always sleep like this.
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I can't sleep without my pajamas.
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And this mess?
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There was a party last night.
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And the man on the floor?
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Um, no idea.
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Who is this guy?
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Where the hell is O'Neill?
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I can't find him...
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Last I remembered, he drank
soda water mixed with vodka,
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ketchup, and habanero sauce,
and was doing pelvic thrusts on the table...
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Where did you get a goat?
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I'm not sure. He wasn't here yesterday.
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What a mess.
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O'Neill isn't here.
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Maybe the goat ate him?
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That's ridiculous.
I need him to check something for me.
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Hey, get off me!
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Did I just hear...
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Forgive me, Lord, for I am
within your blessings...
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Where are you, O'Neill?
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It hurts to breathe... It hurts so much...
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I will drown within the flesh of your blessings
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and come to you in your kingdom...
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There you are.
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Hey, get off the man, lady.
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I'm afraid that's impossible.
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When the Virgin Mary gets like this,
she won't wake up for at least 12 hours.
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The Virgin Mary? She's a prostitute, right?
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Yes. But that's what they call her.
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Take this.
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Mister, that was mean.
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Well, I didn't think she'd react like that.
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Shouldn't we call an ambulance?
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You're Tilarna, right?
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It's not a dream, right?
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The garbage truck! What happened to it?
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Oh, no!
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I need to chase after it!
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Are you coming too?
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Okay!
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First, let's find the garbage truck.
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It hasn't been that long,
so it should still be close.
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What? Did you find it?
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"Lower the blinds. I won't be able
to keep living if someone sees me."
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Jeez, we're in a hurry!
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Let's hurry!
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"Next time"
Next time on COP CRAFT.
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