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E10 - Cock Robin, John Doe

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    That's ridiculous!
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    If they don't like it, they can leave!
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    Poverty and oppression are--
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    Calm down for a moment.
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    Let's see what the people think.
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    I'm voting for Coal Mozeleemay.
    He cares about rights for Semanians.
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    They say a Semanian shot Kahns!
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    I'm voting for Tourte!
    I want the aliens out of here.
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    I don't care who it is, as long as
    they reduce crime in San-Teresa!
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    Interest in the upcoming mayoral
    elections continues to rise...
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    It's what the people want!
    Every day there are more anti-Semanian protests.
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    --It's violence. And it won't solve anything.
    --So this is democracy?
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    --The other day, there was an unfortunate incident...
    --We're leaving.
[00:38] ---
    --But the real cause is...
    --Okay.
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    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
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    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
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    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
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    This city is Earth's "front door."
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    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
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    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
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    The world's newest "city of dreams."
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    But in the shadows of all this chaos
    lurked countless crimes.
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    Drugs. Prostitution.
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    Weapons smuggling.
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    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
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    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
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    I see.
[03:00] ---
    Sorry, but do it.
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    They can't get any info at all
    on the gun that shot Kahns.
[03:08] ---
    What do you mean?
[03:10] ---
    They should be able to guess even if it were
    smuggled or stolen. But they have nothing.
[03:17] ---
    It's a common weapon. But then...
[03:27] ---
    What an obnoxious poster.
[03:30] ---
    I'm starting to wonder if
    he's not that bad a guy.
[03:34] ---
    Are you serious?
[03:35] ---
    I'm just being sarcastic.
[03:38] ---
    We're here.
[03:52] ---
    Kei, if we meet Mozeleemay...
[03:55] ---
    Forget about Zoey for now.
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    But...
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    Remember why we're here today.
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    Any of those "dead guys" around?
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    No, it seems.
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    I don't smell any latena.
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    Detective Matoba?
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    You're... Randall, right?
[04:23] ---
    Yup. Kevin Randall.
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    It's been a while.
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    He's a journalist. He interviewed me once.
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    See you later, Randall. Sorry, I'm on the clock.
[04:34] ---
    They got you on the case
    of the murdered mayoral candidate?
[04:39] ---
    No comment.
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    Are you Matoba's new partner?
[04:44] ---
    You look like a Semanian.
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    I'm...
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    No comment.
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    Detective Matoba!
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    I'll send you an email. Let's talk soon.
[04:57] ---
    Sure, sure.
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    It's important, really.
[05:02] ---
    Read my message.
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    So I told him, "Okay,
    but you have to vote for me..."
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    Who's there?
[05:11] ---
    Matoba with the San-Teresa police.
[05:14] ---
    Good to see you again.
[05:17] ---
    Sorry, guys, I need some privacy.
[05:21] ---
    Okay.
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    So you were a detective, huh?
[05:27] ---
    Yup.
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    I'd like to talk about the mayoral race...
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    I've got nothing to say.
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    If you have questions,
    send an email to my staff.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, why not talk to them?
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    Marla...
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    You have nothing to hide.
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    So act like it.
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    You're the great politician who rose up
    to help Semanians in poverty.
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    Now ask your questions, Detective.
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    Okay, let's start with Kahns,
    the murdered candidate.
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    It was...
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    A terrible shame.
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    Since it happened, we've been
    doing thorough checks of everyone
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    who comes on to the premises.
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    The rumor is that you'll get at least
    200,000 votes now that he's dead.
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    Any comments on that?
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    Our polling shows that Tourte
    will be getting 300,000.
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    My husband is in danger of losing the election.
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    We're trying to find a way
    to turn things around.
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    So if Tourte bites it next,
    you won't have to worry about that.
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    Detective, we're civilized people.
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    If we tried to resolve
    differences of opinion with guns,
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    the whole town would turn into a battlefield...
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    With the power to control the dead,
    you wouldn't need weapons.
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    Control the dead?
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    I've heard that there are mildey like that.
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    But you're aware that normal
    Semanians can't use it, right?
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    Bonah Exedilica.
[07:05] ---
    I'm afraid we're out of time.
    Please leave. Right, honey?
[07:08] ---
    R-Right.
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    What's your take?
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    I was reminded of the fact that
    Coal Mozeleemay is no leader.
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    Yeah. His wife's got him by the balls.
[07:23] ---
    --If anything...
    --You felt it too?
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    Marla Mozeleemay.
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    She stinks worse than her perfume.
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    Then Zoey was also...
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    Calm down. Right now we want more info.
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    I'd like to talk to Tourte too.
[07:42] ---
    Wait! We need to figure out
    what's going on first.
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    San-Teresa police. Help us out.
[07:50] ---
    Detectives? Um...
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    Who was shot?
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    M-Mr. Mozeleemay.
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    The opening speech just concluded
    and he got on the stage.
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    Look.
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    Can you follow the perp?
[08:17] ---
    W-We're trying.
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    But I don't know whether
    we can ID him with our AI...
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    I used his clothing and body size
    to run a search,
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    but there are 91 candidates. No, 92.
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    Walking speed.
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    Eliminate anybody moving over 10 kmph.
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    Or anybody who pushed
    the person in front of them.
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    At times like this, assassins don't run.
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    They try to blend in with the fleeing crowds.
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    We're down to 31.
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    Now try the number of times they turn around.
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    Eliminate anyone who turns
    around three times in ten seconds.
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    Seventeen.
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    Excited people open their mouths.
    Eliminate them too.
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    We're down to three.
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    Let me see them.
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    Where's this guy?
[09:07] ---
    In the north side lobby on the first floor.
    He may have already fled outside...
[09:14] ---
    --Where's the north side lobby?
    --That way!
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    Shield of law, protection of the war god.
[09:23] ---
    This is a dangerous area!
    Follow instructions and...
[09:26] ---
    This is the police! Make way!
[09:29] ---
    Calm down!
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    Hey!
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    Water. Sand. Water. Light.
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    Ripples of scent.
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    Remnants of color.
[09:38] ---
    Water. Sand. Water. Light.
[09:40] ---
    Ripples of scent.
[09:41] ---
    Remnants of color.
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    There, Kei!
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    You in the black suit, stop!
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    Hands above your head, nice and slow--
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    Kei, shoot!
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    Shit!
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    Kizenya!
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    Damn it all!
[10:15] ---
    Kei, let's follow him!
[10:26] ---
    Damn it... Something's...
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    --Let me borrow your car!
    --I-I don't have any money!
[10:39] ---
    No, I'm with the police!
[10:41] ---
    I'm borrowing your car!
[10:42] ---
    Please don't crash it...
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    Thank you for your cooperation!
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    Tilarna Exedilica's current location.
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    V-21 to HQ!
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    I am in pursuit of the suspect
    who shot Coal Mozeleemay,
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    in the vicinity of New Compton.
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    Suspect is a Semanian male, approximately 5'9".
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    Wearing a black suit. Suspect is armed.
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    Roger. Sending nearby cars as backup.
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    Hurry, please!
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    There!
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    Don't move!
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    Curses of Beyadah upon you!
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    Don't!
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    Kei, why did you stop me?
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    'Cause you were about
    to commit a murder. Cool it.
[12:55] ---
    More fundamental rights?
[12:57] ---
    I'm asking you to do your best.
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    Even if it ends up with a bad result.
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    I'll remember that.
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    But...
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    Do you honestly expect him
    to tell us who's behind this?
[13:14] ---
    Any last words? I'll listen.
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    Oh, Leeze...
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:22] ---
    I thank you.
[13:27] ---
    What?
[13:29] ---
    What's going on?
[13:31] ---
    Mildina zarhf.
[13:32] ---
    What?
[13:33] ---
    Transformation magic.
[13:35] ---
    It seems to have worn off partway through.
[13:37] ---
    I noticed when I was chasing him.
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    This guy's from Earth!
[13:42] ---
    Yeah. And a warrior.
[13:45] ---
    He was using mildey of his
    own free will as he fought me.
[13:49] ---
    Zelada's puppets couldn't do that.
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    A human... using magic?
[13:57] ---
    Elbaji learned human science just fine.
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    Which means the reverse is probably possible.
[14:03] ---
    Yeah.
[14:07] ---
    Let me see that.
[14:09] ---
    It smells of latena.
[14:12] ---
    Don't touch the trigger.
[14:16] ---
    Take out the bullets.
[14:18] ---
    It's evidence, you know. Don't tell anyone.
[14:22] ---
    Spin. Spin. Spin.
[14:24] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[14:27] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[14:30] ---
    What the hell?
[14:36] ---
    What is this?
[14:38] ---
    Vaifaht steel.
[14:40] ---
    Vaifaht...?
[14:43] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[14:45] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[14:49] ---
    The gunpowder, too?
[14:51] ---
    Sheesh... Vaifaht steel is holy.
[14:54] ---
    It shouldn't be used for such ridiculous things.
[14:59] ---
    So that's how he got a gun through
    a heavily secured entrance, huh?
[15:05] ---
    The techniques used were extremely fine.
[15:07] ---
    The greatest vaifaht blacksmiths
    in my country couldn't make this.
[15:12] ---
    Turn it back.
[15:14] ---
    But...
[15:16] ---
    Just do it, for now.
[15:20] ---
    Got it.
[15:22] ---
    Spin. Spin. Spin.
[15:24] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[15:26] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[15:29] ---
    One more thing.
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    The last word he said, "Leeze" --
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    Hold it right there.
[15:36] ---
    Don't move. This is the FBI.
[15:39] ---
    That's pretty bossy.
    Is that how you treat a fellow cop?
[15:49] ---
    I don't consider morons who
    kill their suspects "fellow cops."
[15:54] ---
    Hey, what are you doing--
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    This case is under our jurisdiction.
[15:59] ---
    So get your city cop ass out of here.
[16:02] ---
    Thanks.
[16:14] ---
    You're late.
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    You kept your mouth shut, right?
[16:29] ---
    Kei, shouldn't you be saying
    something to me first?
[16:34] ---
    You seem upset.
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    You're not?
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    I'm regretting my life choices.
[16:40] ---
    When Coal was shot, I should've pretended
    I was deaf and just gone and got lunch.
[16:46] ---
    Pathetic. And you call yourself
    a representative of justice?
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    That's enough.
[16:51] ---
    Both of you, I want reports on my desk.
[16:53] ---
    By 1900 tonight.
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    So, are we off the case?
[16:58] ---
    Not a chance.
[17:00] ---
    I'm not letting you run off
    and do it on your own.
[17:03] ---
    They got the body,
    but we have the face photo you took.
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    It's not the best clue, but it's a clue.
[17:09] ---
    I did good work, didn't I?
[17:11] ---
    That wasn't a compliment.
[17:12] ---
    If only you'd done a better job
    of cornering the suspect...
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    Right, right.
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    Inspector, that was impossible!
[17:21] ---
    Our opponent was a dangerous
    warrior who could use mildey too!
[17:25] ---
    The mere fact that he didn't escape...
[17:27] ---
    Right, right.
[17:31] ---
    Coal Mozeleemay's dead.
[17:33] ---
    The EMTs got him to Patterson Hospital,
    and he just passed away there.
[17:37] ---
    What a mess.
[17:39] ---
    The commissioner's getting ready
    for a press conference.
[17:43] ---
    If you're curious, go see your ex later.
[17:46] ---
    She's probably surrounded by a bunch of VIPs
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    and telling them the size
    of the guy's ass again.
[17:51] ---
    I'll pass.
[17:53] ---
    We're heading back to the station, Tilarna.
[17:55] ---
    Right.
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    Matoba!
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:59] ---
    You're not hiding something, are you?
[18:03] ---
    Well... actually, we are.
[18:07] ---
    Hey.
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    But I don't want to say it here.
[18:11] ---
    I'll tell you in the office.
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    It's extremely difficult to explain
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    to an Earthling what exactly vaifaht steel is.
[18:23] ---
    The closest thing you have
    is what you just explained to me,
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    the shape memory alloys.
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    But it changes its form in response
    to latena, not temperature.
[18:32] ---
    Magic metal?
[18:35] ---
    Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
[18:37] ---
    Calm down, please.
[18:39] ---
    Vaifaht steel is extracted from certain trees,
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    and at the start of the process
    has a cotton-like shape.
[18:45] ---
    It's turned into thin, strong stands...
[18:49] ---
    I get it. You weave it, like cloth.
[18:52] ---
    Correct.
[18:53] ---
    It's woven into cloth with a special loom.
[18:56] ---
    At this point, the final shape of
    the item you're making is decided.
[18:59] ---
    Sometimes it's art, but... usually it's weapons.
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    O gods of war and the forge.
[19:09] ---
    Bring peace and protect me.
[19:14] ---
    Wow!
[19:15] ---
    Um... the mass itself doesn't change, right?
[19:20] ---
    O gods of the forge and war.
[19:22] ---
    Bring peace and make me beautiful.
[19:25] ---
    As a fellow coworker, I'll give you
    the special privilege of touching it.
[19:32] ---
    It's heavy!
[19:34] ---
    Vaifaht steel weapons are woven
    by specially trained Lahge craftsmen.
[19:39] ---
    No two are alike.
[19:43] ---
    I'm amazed you don't get stiff
    shoulders wearing this all the time.
[19:46] ---
    It's because I train daily.
[19:48] ---
    Maybe that's why you stopped growing.
[19:53] ---
    So what I'm hearing is that
    vaifaht steel items are difficult to make.
[20:00] ---
    Correct. Creating something filled
    with precision parts, like a gun,
[20:05] ---
    would be impossible even for the Lahge.
[20:11] ---
    That gun is a hybrid of Earth
    and Semanian technology, then.
[20:16] ---
    Is it possible that one of these Lahge guys
    is working with someone from Earth?
[20:23] ---
    Well...
[20:25] ---
    It's possible.
[20:26] ---
    Without the help of someone
    who knows Earth technology,
[20:30] ---
    you probably couldn't make something like that.
[20:35] ---
    Okay, we know what to do, then.
[20:38] ---
    Get to work on the investigation. Dismissed.
[20:43] ---
    Oh, Matoba.
[20:44] ---
    Yeah?
[20:46] ---
    Go visit Tourte tomorrow.
[20:49] ---
    I got permission for an interview.
[21:01] ---
    I'm not sure what you want me to say.
[21:04] ---
    No, I don't know.
[21:07] ---
    I don't know. I'm hanging up.
[21:09] ---
    Who was that?
[21:10] ---
    An officer from precinct 14.
[21:12] ---
    They got a complaint from
    the owner of that three-wheeler.
[21:17] ---
    They said he was very mad.
[21:20] ---
    What do we do?
[21:21] ---
    L-Let's ignore it.
[21:25] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:29] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:33] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:37] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:41] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:45] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --I don't want any trouble, okay?
[21:48] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --Ignore them.
[21:49] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --I know.
[21:53] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:57] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT: