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E1 - Cop Show, Witch Craft

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[00:23] ---
    They're late.
[00:24] ---
    Relax a little, Kei.
[00:26] ---
    These people would be late
    for their own mother's funeral.
[00:30] ---
    I know. But I've got somewhere to be.
[00:35] ---
    Meeting a lady?
[00:36] ---
    Yeah, she's gorgeous.
[00:38] ---
    A lovely blue-eyed brunette.
    Every night she digs her nails into my skin.
[00:43] ---
    Oh, you mean Kuroi.
[00:46] ---
    Finally. There they are.
[00:49] ---
    Let's get to work, then.
[00:54] ---
    You got the cash, mister?
[00:57] ---
    You shitheads are late.
[00:59] ---
    The cops could be by at any minute.
[01:01] ---
    The cash. Do you have it? Or not?
[01:03] ---
    What about you? You got the stuff?
[01:05] ---
    It's supposed to be good quality stuff, right?
    Shipped straight from the source.
[01:08] ---
    Show us the money. Money first.
[01:11] ---
    You piece of shit...
[01:12] ---
    Calm down.
[01:15] ---
    Look, here it is.
    Fifty grand in cold, hard cash.
[01:19] ---
    Now show us the stuff.
[01:25] ---
    What do you think, mister?
[01:27] ---
    A real fairy.
[01:29] ---
    Yeah, that's good quality, all right.
[01:31] ---
    Right, Kei?
[01:32] ---
    A higher race, huh?
[01:33] ---
    You could make some
    really good drugs with this.
[01:37] ---
    Where'd you get it?
[01:38] ---
    Afraid that's a trade secret, mister.
[01:41] ---
    Whatever. We'll take it.
[01:43] ---
    --Rick.
    --Right.
[01:48] ---
    Thanks for the business, mister. Thanks.
[01:50] ---
    Pleasure working with you guys.
    Glad it worked out.
[01:54] ---
    I'm happy too.
    Now we can finally get to the point.
[02:01] ---
    This is the San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[02:03] ---
    You're under arrest.
[02:04] ---
    You bastards are cops?
[02:06] ---
    You're under arrest for
    kidnapping and human trafficking.
[02:09] ---
    This fairy is a Semanian citizen.
[02:13] ---
    On your knees, hands above your heads.
    Get to it.
[02:16] ---
    Damn it! You shithead cops set us up!
[02:20] ---
    You've got quite the potty mouth, don't you?
[02:22] ---
    Rick, read 'em their rights.
[02:24] ---
    You can do the honors, Kei.
[02:28] ---
    Alrighty, here we go.
[02:30] ---
    Listen carefully.
    You have the right to remain silent.
[02:33] ---
    Anything that comes out
    of that foul mouth of yours
[02:36] ---
    may be used against you in a court of law.
[02:38] ---
    You have the right to a lawyer.
[02:40] ---
    If you can't afford to pay
    one of those meddling shitheads,
[02:43] ---
    you will be provided a public defender.
[02:46] ---
    So grateful you could cry, right?
[02:49] ---
    Go to hell, pigs!
[02:57] ---
    Hey...
[03:04] ---
    Rick!
[03:18] ---
    "You pathetically weak barbarians..."
[03:22] ---
    "I'm taking the girl."
[03:26] ---
    That's no Earth language... Farbani?
[03:28] ---
    "The fairy was always meant to come to me."
[03:35] ---
    Shut your damn mouth, alien...
[03:43] ---
    Rick...
[03:45] ---
    Rick!
[03:47] ---
    Damn it all!
[03:53] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[03:58] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[04:03] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[04:06] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[04:09] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from this other world live here.
[04:12] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[04:16] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[04:20] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[04:24] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
[04:27] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[06:04] ---
    Matoba, they found the perp's body.
[06:07] ---
    --No entry!
    --It was lying on the road in Apple Hills.
[06:09] ---
    Apple Hills? That's two miles away.
[06:13] ---
    Chief Roth, I got three clean hits with a 9mm.
[06:17] ---
    No way in hell he made it that far.
[06:20] ---
    If he was a normal criminal, no.
[06:24] ---
    It was one of those goddamn aliens.
[06:28] ---
    So he was being controlled by
    a Semanian wizard, you think?
[06:31] ---
    The perp was speaking in Farbani.
    Using vocab from their intellectual class.
[06:35] ---
    He said that fairy was special.
[06:39] ---
    I'll get things in order.
    Matoba, you get some rest.
[06:43] ---
    Not happening.
[06:44] ---
    My partner of four years was just killed.
[06:47] ---
    I'm gonna find him and make him pay.
[06:49] ---
    That's an order, Sergeant Matoba.
[06:52] ---
    I'm sorry about what happened to Rick.
[06:54] ---
    But that's why you need
    to get some rest. Got it?
[07:02] ---
    What the hell am I supposed to tell his wife?
[07:06] ---
    I'll talk to her.
[07:08] ---
    No, I'll do it.
[07:12] ---
    I want your report on my desk
    by 9:00 AM tomorrow.
[07:16] ---
    Roger.
[07:37] ---
    Shit!
[07:46] ---
    Mister, I'll wash your car for you.
[07:50] ---
    It doesn't need washing.
[07:51] ---
    Don't say that.
[07:53] ---
    See?
[07:56] ---
    Three hundred dollars. If you don't pay it,
    your car might get banged up.
[08:01] ---
    Money. Now.
[08:03] ---
    Scared, doreany?
[08:05] ---
    Fine, fine. Calm down.
[08:08] ---
    Hurry up!
[08:11] ---
    Now, where'd I put it?
[08:13] ---
    There we go.
[08:14] ---
    Here.
[08:16] ---
    Pick it up. And appreciate it.
[08:18] ---
    You bastard...
[08:27] ---
    You're Semanians, right?
[08:30] ---
    Earth may be weak, but there are
    scary people here. Remember that.
[08:34] ---
    Whatever...
[08:35] ---
    "Yes, sir," you mean.
[08:37] ---
    Y-Yes, sir...
[08:40] ---
    Get lost.
[08:47] ---
    Pathetic...
[08:52] ---
    Okay, go! Go!
[08:54] ---
    Oh, Kei! Rick's not home yet.
[08:58] ---
    Did something happen?
[09:02] ---
    No... This can't be.
[09:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:28] ---
    Hello?
[09:30] ---
    About tomorrow...
    There's been a change of plans.
[09:33] ---
    I need you to go meet a noble for me.
[09:35] ---
    What?
[09:37] ---
    Go meet a noble.
[09:40] ---
    A VIP from the Farbani Kingdom
    is arriving early tomorrow morning.
[09:44] ---
    You want me to go meet some alien noble?
[09:47] ---
    That's a diplomat's job.
[09:49] ---
    We don't have enough detectives
    who can speak their language.
[09:52] ---
    No thanks. Let me hunt down
    the guy who killed Rick.
[09:57] ---
    The VIP might be involved in this.
[10:01] ---
    What?
[10:03] ---
    Go get them.
    I've already talked to the coast guard.
[10:10] ---
    Bossy bastard...
[10:12] ---
    Hey.
[10:23] ---
    We're almost to the gate.
[10:26] ---
    You ever been to their world?
[10:28] ---
    Yup. I was in the military.
[10:32] ---
    In the war, huh?
[10:34] ---
    I was stuffed inside a transport plane,
    so I didn't get to see the gate itself.
[10:39] ---
    Nobody can see the Mirage Gate.
[10:44] ---
    We need to rely on information
    from our observation satellites.
[10:48] ---
    But those damn aliens
    can tell where the gate is
[10:50] ---
    just by looking at the wind and tides.
[10:53] ---
    And do a damn sight better job than we can.
[10:56] ---
    And that's why the coast guard's always busy?
[11:00] ---
    Yeah. If we wanted to catch all
    the smugglers and illegal immigrants,
[11:04] ---
    we'd need twice the funding and manpower.
[11:14] ---
    There they are.
[11:16] ---
    It's some important noble, right?
[11:19] ---
    I'll let you deal with them.
[11:43] ---
    A child? A servant, maybe?
[11:52] ---
    Where's the VIP?
[11:53] ---
    Hey.
[11:57] ---
    I am Exedilica, of the Knights of Mirvor.
[12:00] ---
    Do Earth sailors not even
    have the ritual of welcoming?
[12:07] ---
    Do you not know how to talk?
[12:10] ---
    Um... no.
[12:11] ---
    Then answer me. Well?
[12:14] ---
    I didn't notice you.
[12:16] ---
    I see.
[12:18] ---
    My name is
[12:19] ---
    Tilarna Barsh Mirvor Imsedalya lyeh
    Tebreina Devol Nelano Seiya Nel Exedilica!
[12:27] ---
    In your Earth language, that means
[12:30] ---
    "Tilarna, eldest daughter of Seiya,
    of the House of Exedilica,
[12:33] ---
    heir to the bloodline of Duke Devol,
    of the glorious Knights of Mirvor."
[12:38] ---
    Now. What is your name?
[12:42] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[12:44] ---
    What?
[12:45] ---
    It's Kei Matoba.
[12:47] ---
    It's short.
[12:49] ---
    No, people of low birth often have short names.
[12:55] ---
    I won't let it bother me.
[12:56] ---
    I usually go by Tilarna Exedilica.
[13:03] ---
    Now, carry my things, Kay Imatuba.
[13:08] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[13:10] ---
    I don't care. Start carrying.
[13:17] ---
    What?
[13:18] ---
    Did you not hear me, Sergeant Matoba?
[13:21] ---
    You'll be working with her from now on.
[13:24] ---
    You'll be doing your investigations with her.
[13:28] ---
    She'll take Sergeant Fury's place.
[13:29] ---
    You want me to work with this alien?
[13:33] ---
    That's racist, Sergeant Matoba!
[13:36] ---
    I'm sorry. He doesn't understand
    the circumstances.
[13:40] ---
    She came here to find that fairy.
[13:43] ---
    She's a fiel.
[13:45] ---
    Fiel queze badeley. It means "most noble fairy."
[13:49] ---
    That fairy is the equivalent
    of a VIP in the Semani world.
[13:54] ---
    It was kidnapped there
    and brought here by smugglers.
[13:59] ---
    She's a Farbanian knight
    sent here to recover the fairy.
[14:04] ---
    That's correct, yes?
[14:07] ---
    Correct.
[14:08] ---
    In accordance with our treaty with
    the country called "The United Nations,"
[14:11] ---
    the Knights of Mirvor are given
    the right to dispense justice on Earth.
[14:16] ---
    I, Tilarna Exedilica, request your help
    in the name of the Farbani Kingdom.
[14:22] ---
    This is bullshit! Rick was my partner
    for four years, and now he's dead!
[14:28] ---
    And now I'm supposed to babysit some kid?
[14:30] ---
    This is an order.
[14:32] ---
    Your order can go eat shit!
[14:34] ---
    Chief Roth, don't you want
    to avenge Rick? This is just--
[14:39] ---
    I've known Rick for 20 years.
[14:43] ---
    I'm telling you to do this
    because it's necessary.
[14:46] ---
    Do you need any more explanation than that?
[14:48] ---
    But...
[14:50] ---
    It appears that my own will is being ignored.
[14:53] ---
    I want to work with the best "boliceman"
    your city has to offer.
[14:58] ---
    I can't imagine a rude boor
    like this acting as my guard.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. We can find another...
[15:06] ---
    No, he'll be your partner.
[15:09] ---
    Or do you want a man
[15:11] ---
    whose etiquette is perfect,
    but who's otherwise completely useless?
[15:14] ---
    Inspector Roth...
[15:15] ---
    If so, I don't think you'll
    be getting your fairy back.
[15:27] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:43] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:53] ---
    I said don't touch it.
[16:02] ---
    What've we got, Tony?
[16:04] ---
    He talked. He was too scared
    to say much, though.
[16:08] ---
    That fairy was stolen, supposedly.
[16:11] ---
    From a gang of Mexicans in a Ridgeline.
[16:15] ---
    Sounds like he doesn't know their names.
[16:17] ---
    Thanks.
[16:21] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    Nothing. Let's go.
[16:33] ---
    So? Where are we going?
[16:37] ---
    We're going to find the fairy's original owners.
[16:40] ---
    There can't be that many Mexican gangs
    in Ridgelines running around.
[16:45] ---
    What's a Ridgeline?
[16:46] ---
    A car.
[16:47] ---
    What's a Mexican?
[16:48] ---
    A person from Mexico.
[16:50] ---
    What's a gang?
[16:51] ---
    Enough. Just shut up and sit there.
[16:55] ---
    What's this?
[16:56] ---
    No!
[17:01] ---
    Rakebye! Are you trying to get me killed?
[17:04] ---
    Please, just don't do anything!
    Don't touch anything!
[17:10] ---
    Wait here.
[17:11] ---
    I'm not taking orders from you.
[17:13] ---
    I'm going with you, Kay Imatuba.
[17:16] ---
    Fine, whatever.
[17:18] ---
    Just try to walk as far away
    from me as possible.
[17:21] ---
    I don't want anyone thinking we're friends.
[17:23] ---
    What a coincidence. Neither do I.
[17:27] ---
    Hey, we don't open until seven.
[17:31] ---
    Oh, Mr. Matoba.
[17:33] ---
    Kenny, is O'Neill in?
[17:36] ---
    He's in the other room on the phone.
[17:39] ---
    Hey, that's an alien!
[17:42] ---
    I hate those guys!
[17:44] ---
    Have a good time with her, then.
    I'm going in.
[17:50] ---
    Hold it, missy.
[17:51] ---
    What?
[17:52] ---
    He can go in, but you're not welcome.
[17:59] ---
    Hey, did you not hear me? Turn around and...
[18:07] ---
    Turn around and what?
[18:09] ---
    Go on in, miss.
[18:11] ---
    Very good.
[18:17] ---
    Did you think I'd get scared and beg for help?
[18:22] ---
    Yes, this should be a good deal for us both.
[18:25] ---
    This gift of 5051-inch TVs
    brought to us by these sinful
[18:31] ---
    young children is truly a blessing from God.
    For the Lord sayeth...
[18:36] ---
    There are no TVs.
    It's a theological analogy for God's grace.
[18:41] ---
    Oh, I've got visitors.
    Blessings of God be with you!
[18:45] ---
    Sergeant Matoba!
    Feeling the breath of God today?
[18:50] ---
    And who's the beautiful lady with you?
    Welcome to my house of faith!
[18:55] ---
    Want something to drink?
[18:57] ---
    O'Neill, I'm looking for a Mexican gang.
[19:01] ---
    They drive a Ridgeline.
    Probably transporters. Know anything?
[19:06] ---
    They're a violent bunch, and I'd rather
    not anger them if possible...
[19:11] ---
    So you do know something.
[19:12] ---
    It's impossible to say!
[19:14] ---
    But perhaps a sufficiently large
    donation could make God
[19:19] ---
    whisper something to me...
[19:21] ---
    A donation of around
    300 dollars, specifically.
[19:24] ---
    If you don't know anything,
[19:25] ---
    you'll have to deal with
    the goddess of the courtroom
[19:28] ---
    and her sword and scales.
[19:29] ---
    You're on probation, aren't you?
[19:31] ---
    That's an illegal threat, Sergeant Matoba!
[19:34] ---
    Someday Satan will get his claws into your soul!
[19:37] ---
    Satan can suck my dick.
    Now, what's this about 51-inch TVs?
[19:42] ---
    Maybe I should go ask the guys
    in the burglary division?
[19:46] ---
    You're willing to believe the words of a thief?
[19:49] ---
    He's an informant.
[19:51] ---
    But he's a thief.
[19:54] ---
    O'Neill may be a criminal,
    but he doesn't like drugs or murder.
[19:58] ---
    He can be trusted... to a degree.
[20:01] ---
    He's a guy you just can't hate, I guess.
[20:04] ---
    I don't understand. Aren't you supposed
    to be enforcers of justice?
[20:09] ---
    Well...
[20:11] ---
    I was told that there were warriors on Earth
    who fought for the cause of justice.
[20:15] ---
    That they helped the needy and fought evil.
[20:19] ---
    That's what you "bolicemen" are, right?
[20:21] ---
    I honestly had some hopes for you.
[20:25] ---
    But I can't believe you're
    making deals with a thief.
[20:28] ---
    Do you have no pride?
[20:36] ---
    It's complicated.
[20:38] ---
    What is?
[20:39] ---
    A lot of stuff.
[20:40] ---
    In the old days, you'd be right, but now...
[20:43] ---
    It's really complicated.
[20:45] ---
    I don't understand.
[20:49] ---
    Nobody does.
[20:52] ---
    581 Mason Street. Room 603.
[20:57] ---
    Antonio Alvarez. You need backup?
[21:00] ---
    Nope. If there's no word from me in 30 minutes,
    then you can worry about me.
[21:05] ---
    Roger. Be careful.
[21:07] ---
    Thanks.
[21:09] ---
    You stay here...
[21:11] ---
    Yeah, I should've known you wouldn't listen.
[21:14] ---
    Of course not.
[21:17] ---
    Don't touch anything.
[21:18] ---
    No, it's the smell.
[21:20] ---
    The smell?
[21:22] ---
    The smell of latena.
[21:24] ---
    Someone controlled by
    an evil wizard was just here...
[21:30] ---
    What are you talking about?
[21:32] ---
    The enemy's close!
[21:35] ---
    "Shield of law, protection of the war god."
[21:42] ---
    Follow me!
[21:43] ---
    Hey, wait!
[21:49] ---
    Don't move! This is the police!
[21:55] ---
    Get down!
[22:01] ---
    Crap!
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.