E1 - Cop Show, Witch Craft
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[00:23] ---
They're late.
[00:24] ---
Relax a little, Kei.
[00:26] ---
These people would be late
for their own mother's funeral.
[00:30] ---
I know. But I've got somewhere to be.
[00:35] ---
Meeting a lady?
[00:36] ---
Yeah, she's gorgeous.
[00:38] ---
A lovely blue-eyed brunette.
Every night she digs her nails into my skin.
[00:43] ---
Oh, you mean Kuroi.
[00:46] ---
Finally. There they are.
[00:49] ---
Let's get to work, then.
[00:54] ---
You got the cash, mister?
[00:57] ---
You shitheads are late.
[00:59] ---
The cops could be by at any minute.
[01:01] ---
The cash. Do you have it? Or not?
[01:03] ---
What about you? You got the stuff?
[01:05] ---
It's supposed to be good quality stuff, right?
Shipped straight from the source.
[01:08] ---
Show us the money. Money first.
[01:11] ---
You piece of shit...
[01:12] ---
Calm down.
[01:15] ---
Look, here it is.
Fifty grand in cold, hard cash.
[01:19] ---
Now show us the stuff.
[01:25] ---
What do you think, mister?
[01:27] ---
A real fairy.
[01:29] ---
Yeah, that's good quality, all right.
[01:31] ---
Right, Kei?
[01:32] ---
A higher race, huh?
[01:33] ---
You could make some
really good drugs with this.
[01:37] ---
Where'd you get it?
[01:38] ---
Afraid that's a trade secret, mister.
[01:41] ---
Whatever. We'll take it.
[01:43] ---
--Rick.
--Right.
[01:48] ---
Thanks for the business, mister. Thanks.
[01:50] ---
Pleasure working with you guys.
Glad it worked out.
[01:54] ---
I'm happy too.
Now we can finally get to the point.
[02:01] ---
This is the San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[02:03] ---
You're under arrest.
[02:04] ---
You bastards are cops?
[02:06] ---
You're under arrest for
kidnapping and human trafficking.
[02:09] ---
This fairy is a Semanian citizen.
[02:13] ---
On your knees, hands above your heads.
Get to it.
[02:16] ---
Damn it! You shithead cops set us up!
[02:20] ---
You've got quite the potty mouth, don't you?
[02:22] ---
Rick, read 'em their rights.
[02:24] ---
You can do the honors, Kei.
[02:28] ---
Alrighty, here we go.
[02:30] ---
Listen carefully.
You have the right to remain silent.
[02:33] ---
Anything that comes out
of that foul mouth of yours
[02:36] ---
may be used against you in a court of law.
[02:38] ---
You have the right to a lawyer.
[02:40] ---
If you can't afford to pay
one of those meddling shitheads,
[02:43] ---
you will be provided a public defender.
[02:46] ---
So grateful you could cry, right?
[02:49] ---
Go to hell, pigs!
[02:57] ---
Hey...
[03:04] ---
Rick!
[03:18] ---
"You pathetically weak barbarians..."
[03:22] ---
"I'm taking the girl."
[03:26] ---
That's no Earth language... Farbani?
[03:28] ---
"The fairy was always meant to come to me."
[03:35] ---
Shut your damn mouth, alien...
[03:43] ---
Rick...
[03:45] ---
Rick!
[03:47] ---
Damn it all!
[03:53] ---
Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[03:58] ---
Beyond the gate lay a strange world
filled with fairies and monsters.
[04:03] ---
Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[04:06] ---
This city is Earth's "front door."
[04:09] ---
Over two million citizens
from this other world live here.
[04:12] ---
A mixture of different races and
diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[04:16] ---
The world's newest "city of dreams."
[04:20] ---
But in the shadows of all this
chaos lurked countless crimes.
[04:24] ---
Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
[04:27] ---
The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[06:04] ---
Matoba, they found the perp's body.
[06:07] ---
--No entry!
--It was lying on the road in Apple Hills.
[06:09] ---
Apple Hills? That's two miles away.
[06:13] ---
Chief Roth, I got three clean hits with a 9mm.
[06:17] ---
No way in hell he made it that far.
[06:20] ---
If he was a normal criminal, no.
[06:24] ---
It was one of those goddamn aliens.
[06:28] ---
So he was being controlled by
a Semanian wizard, you think?
[06:31] ---
The perp was speaking in Farbani.
Using vocab from their intellectual class.
[06:35] ---
He said that fairy was special.
[06:39] ---
I'll get things in order.
Matoba, you get some rest.
[06:43] ---
Not happening.
[06:44] ---
My partner of four years was just killed.
[06:47] ---
I'm gonna find him and make him pay.
[06:49] ---
That's an order, Sergeant Matoba.
[06:52] ---
I'm sorry about what happened to Rick.
[06:54] ---
But that's why you need
to get some rest. Got it?
[07:02] ---
What the hell am I supposed to tell his wife?
[07:06] ---
I'll talk to her.
[07:08] ---
No, I'll do it.
[07:12] ---
I want your report on my desk
by 9:00 AM tomorrow.
[07:16] ---
Roger.
[07:37] ---
Shit!
[07:46] ---
Mister, I'll wash your car for you.
[07:50] ---
It doesn't need washing.
[07:51] ---
Don't say that.
[07:53] ---
See?
[07:56] ---
Three hundred dollars. If you don't pay it,
your car might get banged up.
[08:01] ---
Money. Now.
[08:03] ---
Scared, doreany?
[08:05] ---
Fine, fine. Calm down.
[08:08] ---
Hurry up!
[08:11] ---
Now, where'd I put it?
[08:13] ---
There we go.
[08:14] ---
Here.
[08:16] ---
Pick it up. And appreciate it.
[08:18] ---
You bastard...
[08:27] ---
You're Semanians, right?
[08:30] ---
Earth may be weak, but there are
scary people here. Remember that.
[08:34] ---
Whatever...
[08:35] ---
"Yes, sir," you mean.
[08:37] ---
Y-Yes, sir...
[08:40] ---
Get lost.
[08:47] ---
Pathetic...
[08:52] ---
Okay, go! Go!
[08:54] ---
Oh, Kei! Rick's not home yet.
[08:58] ---
Did something happen?
[09:02] ---
No... This can't be.
[09:07] ---
I'm sorry.
[09:28] ---
Hello?
[09:30] ---
About tomorrow...
There's been a change of plans.
[09:33] ---
I need you to go meet a noble for me.
[09:35] ---
What?
[09:37] ---
Go meet a noble.
[09:40] ---
A VIP from the Farbani Kingdom
is arriving early tomorrow morning.
[09:44] ---
You want me to go meet some alien noble?
[09:47] ---
That's a diplomat's job.
[09:49] ---
We don't have enough detectives
who can speak their language.
[09:52] ---
No thanks. Let me hunt down
the guy who killed Rick.
[09:57] ---
The VIP might be involved in this.
[10:01] ---
What?
[10:03] ---
Go get them.
I've already talked to the coast guard.
[10:10] ---
Bossy bastard...
[10:12] ---
Hey.
[10:23] ---
We're almost to the gate.
[10:26] ---
You ever been to their world?
[10:28] ---
Yup. I was in the military.
[10:32] ---
In the war, huh?
[10:34] ---
I was stuffed inside a transport plane,
so I didn't get to see the gate itself.
[10:39] ---
Nobody can see the Mirage Gate.
[10:44] ---
We need to rely on information
from our observation satellites.
[10:48] ---
But those damn aliens
can tell where the gate is
[10:50] ---
just by looking at the wind and tides.
[10:53] ---
And do a damn sight better job than we can.
[10:56] ---
And that's why the coast guard's always busy?
[11:00] ---
Yeah. If we wanted to catch all
the smugglers and illegal immigrants,
[11:04] ---
we'd need twice the funding and manpower.
[11:14] ---
There they are.
[11:16] ---
It's some important noble, right?
[11:19] ---
I'll let you deal with them.
[11:43] ---
A child? A servant, maybe?
[11:52] ---
Where's the VIP?
[11:53] ---
Hey.
[11:57] ---
I am Exedilica, of the Knights of Mirvor.
[12:00] ---
Do Earth sailors not even
have the ritual of welcoming?
[12:07] ---
Do you not know how to talk?
[12:10] ---
Um... no.
[12:11] ---
Then answer me. Well?
[12:14] ---
I didn't notice you.
[12:16] ---
I see.
[12:18] ---
My name is
[12:19] ---
Tilarna Barsh Mirvor Imsedalya lyeh
Tebreina Devol Nelano Seiya Nel Exedilica!
[12:27] ---
In your Earth language, that means
[12:30] ---
"Tilarna, eldest daughter of Seiya,
of the House of Exedilica,
[12:33] ---
heir to the bloodline of Duke Devol,
of the glorious Knights of Mirvor."
[12:38] ---
Now. What is your name?
[12:42] ---
Kei Matoba.
[12:44] ---
What?
[12:45] ---
It's Kei Matoba.
[12:47] ---
It's short.
[12:49] ---
No, people of low birth often have short names.
[12:55] ---
I won't let it bother me.
[12:56] ---
I usually go by Tilarna Exedilica.
[13:03] ---
Now, carry my things, Kay Imatuba.
[13:08] ---
Kei Matoba.
[13:10] ---
I don't care. Start carrying.
[13:17] ---
What?
[13:18] ---
Did you not hear me, Sergeant Matoba?
[13:21] ---
You'll be working with her from now on.
[13:24] ---
You'll be doing your investigations with her.
[13:28] ---
She'll take Sergeant Fury's place.
[13:29] ---
You want me to work with this alien?
[13:33] ---
That's racist, Sergeant Matoba!
[13:36] ---
I'm sorry. He doesn't understand
the circumstances.
[13:40] ---
She came here to find that fairy.
[13:43] ---
She's a fiel.
[13:45] ---
Fiel queze badeley. It means "most noble fairy."
[13:49] ---
That fairy is the equivalent
of a VIP in the Semani world.
[13:54] ---
It was kidnapped there
and brought here by smugglers.
[13:59] ---
She's a Farbanian knight
sent here to recover the fairy.
[14:04] ---
That's correct, yes?
[14:07] ---
Correct.
[14:08] ---
In accordance with our treaty with
the country called "The United Nations,"
[14:11] ---
the Knights of Mirvor are given
the right to dispense justice on Earth.
[14:16] ---
I, Tilarna Exedilica, request your help
in the name of the Farbani Kingdom.
[14:22] ---
This is bullshit! Rick was my partner
for four years, and now he's dead!
[14:28] ---
And now I'm supposed to babysit some kid?
[14:30] ---
This is an order.
[14:32] ---
Your order can go eat shit!
[14:34] ---
Chief Roth, don't you want
to avenge Rick? This is just--
[14:39] ---
I've known Rick for 20 years.
[14:43] ---
I'm telling you to do this
because it's necessary.
[14:46] ---
Do you need any more explanation than that?
[14:48] ---
But...
[14:50] ---
It appears that my own will is being ignored.
[14:53] ---
I want to work with the best "boliceman"
your city has to offer.
[14:58] ---
I can't imagine a rude boor
like this acting as my guard.
[15:02] ---
Oh, I'm sorry. We can find another...
[15:06] ---
No, he'll be your partner.
[15:09] ---
Or do you want a man
[15:11] ---
whose etiquette is perfect,
but who's otherwise completely useless?
[15:14] ---
Inspector Roth...
[15:15] ---
If so, I don't think you'll
be getting your fairy back.
[15:27] ---
Don't touch it.
[15:43] ---
Don't touch it.
[15:53] ---
I said don't touch it.
[16:02] ---
What've we got, Tony?
[16:04] ---
He talked. He was too scared
to say much, though.
[16:08] ---
That fairy was stolen, supposedly.
[16:11] ---
From a gang of Mexicans in a Ridgeline.
[16:15] ---
Sounds like he doesn't know their names.
[16:17] ---
Thanks.
[16:21] ---
What?
[16:22] ---
Nothing. Let's go.
[16:33] ---
So? Where are we going?
[16:37] ---
We're going to find the fairy's original owners.
[16:40] ---
There can't be that many Mexican gangs
in Ridgelines running around.
[16:45] ---
What's a Ridgeline?
[16:46] ---
A car.
[16:47] ---
What's a Mexican?
[16:48] ---
A person from Mexico.
[16:50] ---
What's a gang?
[16:51] ---
Enough. Just shut up and sit there.
[16:55] ---
What's this?
[16:56] ---
No!
[17:01] ---
Rakebye! Are you trying to get me killed?
[17:04] ---
Please, just don't do anything!
Don't touch anything!
[17:10] ---
Wait here.
[17:11] ---
I'm not taking orders from you.
[17:13] ---
I'm going with you, Kay Imatuba.
[17:16] ---
Fine, whatever.
[17:18] ---
Just try to walk as far away
from me as possible.
[17:21] ---
I don't want anyone thinking we're friends.
[17:23] ---
What a coincidence. Neither do I.
[17:27] ---
Hey, we don't open until seven.
[17:31] ---
Oh, Mr. Matoba.
[17:33] ---
Kenny, is O'Neill in?
[17:36] ---
He's in the other room on the phone.
[17:39] ---
Hey, that's an alien!
[17:42] ---
I hate those guys!
[17:44] ---
Have a good time with her, then.
I'm going in.
[17:50] ---
Hold it, missy.
[17:51] ---
What?
[17:52] ---
He can go in, but you're not welcome.
[17:59] ---
Hey, did you not hear me? Turn around and...
[18:07] ---
Turn around and what?
[18:09] ---
Go on in, miss.
[18:11] ---
Very good.
[18:17] ---
Did you think I'd get scared and beg for help?
[18:22] ---
Yes, this should be a good deal for us both.
[18:25] ---
This gift of 5051-inch TVs
brought to us by these sinful
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young children is truly a blessing from God.
For the Lord sayeth...
[18:36] ---
There are no TVs.
It's a theological analogy for God's grace.
[18:41] ---
Oh, I've got visitors.
Blessings of God be with you!
[18:45] ---
Sergeant Matoba!
Feeling the breath of God today?
[18:50] ---
And who's the beautiful lady with you?
Welcome to my house of faith!
[18:55] ---
Want something to drink?
[18:57] ---
O'Neill, I'm looking for a Mexican gang.
[19:01] ---
They drive a Ridgeline.
Probably transporters. Know anything?
[19:06] ---
They're a violent bunch, and I'd rather
not anger them if possible...
[19:11] ---
So you do know something.
[19:12] ---
It's impossible to say!
[19:14] ---
But perhaps a sufficiently large
donation could make God
[19:19] ---
whisper something to me...
[19:21] ---
A donation of around
300 dollars, specifically.
[19:24] ---
If you don't know anything,
[19:25] ---
you'll have to deal with
the goddess of the courtroom
[19:28] ---
and her sword and scales.
[19:29] ---
You're on probation, aren't you?
[19:31] ---
That's an illegal threat, Sergeant Matoba!
[19:34] ---
Someday Satan will get his claws into your soul!
[19:37] ---
Satan can suck my dick.
Now, what's this about 51-inch TVs?
[19:42] ---
Maybe I should go ask the guys
in the burglary division?
[19:46] ---
You're willing to believe the words of a thief?
[19:49] ---
He's an informant.
[19:51] ---
But he's a thief.
[19:54] ---
O'Neill may be a criminal,
but he doesn't like drugs or murder.
[19:58] ---
He can be trusted... to a degree.
[20:01] ---
He's a guy you just can't hate, I guess.
[20:04] ---
I don't understand. Aren't you supposed
to be enforcers of justice?
[20:09] ---
Well...
[20:11] ---
I was told that there were warriors on Earth
who fought for the cause of justice.
[20:15] ---
That they helped the needy and fought evil.
[20:19] ---
That's what you "bolicemen" are, right?
[20:21] ---
I honestly had some hopes for you.
[20:25] ---
But I can't believe you're
making deals with a thief.
[20:28] ---
Do you have no pride?
[20:36] ---
It's complicated.
[20:38] ---
What is?
[20:39] ---
A lot of stuff.
[20:40] ---
In the old days, you'd be right, but now...
[20:43] ---
It's really complicated.
[20:45] ---
I don't understand.
[20:49] ---
Nobody does.
[20:52] ---
581 Mason Street. Room 603.
[20:57] ---
Antonio Alvarez. You need backup?
[21:00] ---
Nope. If there's no word from me in 30 minutes,
then you can worry about me.
[21:05] ---
Roger. Be careful.
[21:07] ---
Thanks.
[21:09] ---
You stay here...
[21:11] ---
Yeah, I should've known you wouldn't listen.
[21:14] ---
Of course not.
[21:17] ---
Don't touch anything.
[21:18] ---
No, it's the smell.
[21:20] ---
The smell?
[21:22] ---
The smell of latena.
[21:24] ---
Someone controlled by
an evil wizard was just here...
[21:30] ---
What are you talking about?
[21:32] ---
The enemy's close!
[21:35] ---
"Shield of law, protection of the war god."
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Follow me!
[21:43] ---
Hey, wait!
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Don't move! This is the police!
[21:55] ---
Get down!
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Crap!
[23:35] ---
"Next time"
[23:36] ---
Next time on COP CRAFT.
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