# E6 - Need For Speed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0KK2P/need-for-speed)
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**[00:12] ---**
Tilarna!
**[00:16] ---**
What's your problem?
**[00:20] ---**
Kei, what's wrong with Kuroi?
**[00:22] ---**
You let her in, didn't you?
You know I'm allergic to cats!
**[00:25] ---**
Okay, let me ask you then.
Are you having trouble breathing?
**[00:33] ---**
You don't have that "allergy" anymore.
**[00:37] ---**
When you were at death's door on that roof,
**[00:39] ---**
I had extra elixir so I fixed it for you.
**[00:42] ---**
You fixed it?
**[00:43] ---**
No, wait. That case was over a month ago!
**[00:47] ---**
It was, yes.
**[00:48] ---**
You never told me?
**[00:50] ---**
When I was wearing a mask every night!
**[00:54] ---**
It was pretty funny to watch.
**[01:05] ---**
You told me it was fine last week!
**[01:09] ---**
The consulate's vouched for her.
**[01:12] ---**
Hang on. That's racial discrimination.
**[01:15] ---**
Are you listening?
**[01:28] ---**
Who were you talking to?
**[01:30] ---**
A real estate agent.
**[01:31] ---**
I'm looking for a place for you.
**[01:34] ---**
I'm more than happy with the one I've got now.
**[01:37] ---**
Well, I'm not happy! You freeloader!
**[01:40] ---**
I'm doing this for your sake--
**[01:49] ---**
All emergency vehicles.
**[01:50] ---**
Signal 32. A vehicle fled
after being stopped by police.
**[01:54] ---**
It's a white truck. One Semanian male.
**[01:56] ---**
Code 3, head to the scene immediately.
**[01:59] ---**
Hey...
**[02:00] ---**
He's gonna pay for that!
**[03:37] ---**
No more! Just kill me!
**[03:39] ---**
The window's right there!
Jump out if you want to!
**[03:55] ---**
Yes!
**[03:59] ---**
Watch the car.
**[04:06] ---**
He's not here.
**[04:08] ---**
Shit.
**[04:20] ---**
Can you move this car?
**[04:22] ---**
Sergeant Kei Matoba.
With the Special Vice Squad.
**[04:25] ---**
Hello there.
**[04:26] ---**
Man, you sure made a mess.
**[04:28] ---**
Where's the perp?
**[04:29] ---**
He split.
**[04:30] ---**
What is all this?
**[04:32] ---**
Porn.
**[04:34] ---**
Supposedly it was stolen from some warehouse...
**[04:37] ---**
And it's all porn magazines?
**[04:39] ---**
Legal porn.
**[04:41] ---**
Nothing about it seems especially strange.
**[04:46] ---**
Oh, but this one's pretty hardcore.
**[04:47] ---**
Which one?
**[04:48] ---**
This one.
**[04:49] ---**
No, that's normal.
**[04:51] ---**
You think?
**[04:53] ---**
But you could never ask
your girlfriend to do this.
**[04:56] ---**
You've got a boring girlfriend.
**[04:57] ---**
I do not. She's normal!
**[05:00] ---**
--No, she's definitely boring.
--Kei!
**[05:03] ---**
Um... What's up?
**[05:05] ---**
They told me to move it, so I moved it.
**[05:08] ---**
Move what?
**[05:10] ---**
The car.
**[05:12] ---**
You can drive?
**[05:13] ---**
I've been practicing in secret.
**[05:16] ---**
If you just want to move it a little, it's easy--
**[05:19] ---**
Hey!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[05:32] ---**
Doreany machines sure do burn!
**[05:36] ---**
Can you two guess what I'm feeling right now?
**[05:42] ---**
You look like you feel sick.
**[05:44] ---**
I'm pissed! Do you know why?
**[05:47] ---**
Because you're a pair of
dumbass wannabe cowboys!
**[05:50] ---**
I've been getting complaints all day
thanks to your little car chase stunt!
**[05:53] ---**
And not only that, they're telling me
we have to take the case!
**[05:55] ---**
Now I have to spend resources
**[05:56] ---**
to investigate a bunch of porn that
could only turn on a middle school kid!
**[06:00] ---**
Do you understand my anger?
**[06:02] ---**
Do you?
**[06:04] ---**
Well? Tell me?
**[06:06] ---**
Then what happens to my car?
**[06:09] ---**
I kept asking for a car for undercover missions,
and you kept ignoring me!
**[06:14] ---**
So I had to use my own damn car!
**[06:17] ---**
And look what happened!
**[06:18] ---**
You paired me up with this alien,
**[06:21] ---**
and then I took my eyes off her for a second...
**[06:23] ---**
And she... she left me!
**[06:27] ---**
Matoba?
**[06:29] ---**
She was such a good car!
**[06:31] ---**
She was a great partner,
always there for me when things got rough!
**[06:35] ---**
And now... and now...
**[06:38] ---**
Don't get so down.
**[06:39] ---**
Shut up! You wrecked her, you alien!
**[06:44] ---**
That's racist, Kei.
**[06:46] ---**
Take that back now, or--
**[06:47] ---**
Or you'll what?
**[06:49] ---**
Kill me too?
**[06:50] ---**
Fine, kill me! Just like you killed her!
**[06:53] ---**
Throw me in front of a truck!
**[06:55] ---**
Then you'll be satisfied right? You murderer!
**[06:59] ---**
Matoba, calm down!
**[07:01] ---**
I'm sorry! So don't cry!
**[07:03] ---**
I'm not crying!
**[07:04] ---**
You pretty much are!
**[07:06] ---**
I'll try to find you a new car, so calm down!
**[07:10] ---**
Really?
**[07:11] ---**
There's a police auction coming up!
**[07:13] ---**
If there's a good car,
I'll see if I can't get it for you!
**[07:17] ---**
That's what I wanted to hear, Chief!
**[07:20] ---**
It's so wonderful when you've got a good boss!
**[07:24] ---**
You're like a little kid begging for a toy.
**[07:27] ---**
Anyway, you're in charge
of this porn theft case!
**[07:31] ---**
It's dumb as hell, but a crime's a crime!
**[07:34] ---**
You can ask someone for help if you want.
**[07:36] ---**
And Exedilica.
**[07:38] ---**
Go get a damn license.
**[07:40] ---**
License?
**[07:41] ---**
Yeah. A driver's license.
**[07:46] ---**
Honestly, I don't know why anybody
would give you a driver's license.
**[07:49] ---**
It's like giving Jeffrey Dahmer
a license to kill.
**[07:53] ---**
Who's that?
**[07:54] ---**
Google it.
**[07:56] ---**
Anyway, we need to get
started on this porn thing...
**[08:01] ---**
Kei, I have a question.
**[08:03] ---**
What?
**[08:04] ---**
What is "porn"?
**[08:12] ---**
This.
**[08:18] ---**
In addition to drugs and guns,
we also handle prostitution and porno.
**[08:23] ---**
That magazine's not illegal...
**[08:25] ---**
Th-This is so...
**[08:27] ---**
...indecent!
**[08:28] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[08:29] ---**
You really are barbarians!
**[08:32] ---**
You're all crazy!
**[08:34] ---**
Huh?
**[08:35] ---**
Your mom and dad did this stuff!
**[08:38] ---**
You're lying!
**[08:40] ---**
How dare you insult my mother and father!
**[08:42] ---**
That's going too far, even for you!
**[08:44] ---**
My mother... my mother...
**[08:47] ---**
Would never... would never...
**[08:49] ---**
Fine, fine.
**[08:51] ---**
Then you divided from them, like bacteria.
**[08:55] ---**
I think if anything, it makes more
sense than the alternative.
**[08:59] ---**
Y-You okay?
**[09:01] ---**
This... can't be...
**[09:05] ---**
Come to think of it, your world doesn't
have a lot of photographs, does it?
**[09:10] ---**
I guess porn would be a big shock.
**[09:15] ---**
Cammy, you busy?
**[09:17] ---**
I'm not helping you look for porn.
**[09:21] ---**
Jamie, I was hoping you could
help me with something...
**[09:23] ---**
Sorry, Kei, I need to turn in some paperwork.
**[09:26] ---**
I see.
**[09:31] ---**
Of course.
**[09:33] ---**
Oh, Tony!
**[09:36] ---**
You're looking as handsome as ever!
**[09:38] ---**
Love the tie!
**[09:40] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[09:42] ---**
I spent 30 minutes picking it out.
**[09:44] ---**
That's very kind of you.
**[09:46] ---**
But you know, that's kind of a creepy greeting.
**[09:48] ---**
You think?
**[09:49] ---**
Anyway, I was hoping I could get your help...
**[09:56] ---**
Kei is the absolute worst!
**[09:59] ---**
Porn magazine theft?
**[10:01] ---**
Sure it's not a bunch of 12-year-olds?
**[10:03] ---**
Probably intended for Leto Semani.
**[10:06] ---**
If they could smuggle them there,
they'd make a fortune.
**[10:09] ---**
Most people there don't even have TVs.
**[10:11] ---**
Men in every country are idiots!
**[10:14] ---**
What do you want?
**[10:16] ---**
We're ruled by our genitals.
**[10:20] ---**
And there we go. It's from O'neill.
**[10:22] ---**
That was fast.
**[10:24] ---**
They're close. Hit it.
**[10:30] ---**
You look upset.
**[10:31] ---**
Of course I am.
**[10:33] ---**
I hate being McCloud.
**[10:35] ---**
It's the worst.
**[10:36] ---**
I kind of like him.
**[10:51] ---**
Transformation complete.
**[10:53] ---**
Good luck in there, Detective McCloud.
**[10:55] ---**
Shut up. Or do you need me
to put a bullet into you?
**[10:59] ---**
I'll take a photo to send to your boyfriend.
**[11:01] ---**
Stop it! Hey!
**[11:02] ---**
I was just kidding. We're here.
**[11:08] ---**
Shut up and introduce me to this little thief.
**[11:13] ---**
Detective McBee,
**[11:14] ---**
or are you McCloud now?
**[11:17] ---**
I did what you asked
**[11:20] ---**
and checked if any of my flock
were looking to sell some porn.
**[11:24] ---**
On social networking?
**[11:26] ---**
On social networking.
**[11:27] ---**
People respond fast.
**[11:29] ---**
See? Over there.
**[11:36] ---**
Hey, who are you?
**[11:38] ---**
I didn't say you could sit here!
**[11:39] ---**
Stop looking over your damn shoulder.
**[11:41] ---**
You're the fence.
**[11:43] ---**
Give me your name.
**[11:44] ---**
G-Gavin.
**[11:46] ---**
I'm McCloud. That's Ivanov.
**[11:49] ---**
We don't do handshakes.
**[11:51] ---**
Now let's talk business.
**[11:53] ---**
O-Okay.
**[11:55] ---**
I'm in a hurry to sell it.
**[11:56] ---**
I want proof you've got the money.
**[11:58] ---**
Are you telling me you think I'm broke, kid?
**[12:01] ---**
I've been in this business since
you were sucking on your mom's tits.
**[12:05] ---**
Don't get on my bad side.
**[12:07] ---**
I-I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry, that's all...
**[12:12] ---**
I'm a nice guy, you know.
**[12:14] ---**
But my partner isn't.
**[12:16] ---**
A week ago, he got in a fight
with some moron thug,
**[12:19] ---**
and ended up eating his eyeballs!
**[12:21] ---**
You don't want your eyeballs eaten, do you?
**[12:23] ---**
Um, sorry...
**[12:27] ---**
We're here for work!
**[12:29] ---**
Anyway, let's see the goods.
**[12:33] ---**
This is it!
**[12:35] ---**
Earth has porn everywhere!
**[12:37] ---**
But our world doesn't.
Even photos are still rare.
**[12:41] ---**
So that's where we got the idea!
**[12:44] ---**
A while back, some nobles there
paid a ton for nudes of Miss July!
**[12:49] ---**
Enough to buy a manor!
**[12:51] ---**
I want to live a good life too, you know?
**[12:54] ---**
Porn mags, huh?
**[12:55] ---**
I got the biggest boner for Miss July, too.
**[13:00] ---**
Really? You know her!
**[13:02] ---**
Sure do!
**[13:03] ---**
Those boobs were the best, huh?
**[13:06] ---**
I pitched the biggest tent!
**[13:11] ---**
"Miss July"? Yuck!
**[13:13] ---**
That was awful!
**[13:14] ---**
"Boobs"? "Boners"? I want to throw up!
**[13:17] ---**
That's not what making love is about, you know?
**[13:21] ---**
What's important is having two hearts connect!
**[13:23] ---**
The more you hate it,
the closer your acting gets to perfection.
**[13:28] ---**
It's ironic.
**[13:30] ---**
I want to quit.
**[13:32] ---**
Don't say that.
**[13:34] ---**
We've got our next step.
**[13:37] ---**
I need some sugar.
**[13:39] ---**
Head to the donut shop.
**[13:41] ---**
As you wish.
**[13:43] ---**
Fine. Get it set up.
**[13:47] ---**
Bye.
**[13:53] ---**
Let's head home.
**[13:55] ---**
I'm meeting Cecil tonight.
**[13:57] ---**
Cecil?
**[14:02] ---**
Matoba.
**[14:06] ---**
Is this...?
**[14:07] ---**
It's in the parking lot. Take a look.
**[14:15] ---**
Wow!
**[14:21] ---**
I liked your old car better. It was cuter.
**[14:28] ---**
I'm taking it for a drive.
**[14:30] ---**
You're going to see Cecil, right?
**[14:32] ---**
Bye!
**[14:39] ---**
Okay, press the pedal down slowly.
**[14:42] ---**
Okay.
**[14:44] ---**
Just like that.
**[14:46] ---**
Now, gentle on the brakes.
**[14:48] ---**
Turn right...
**[14:49] ---**
That's too far!
**[14:52] ---**
Sorry!
**[14:53] ---**
It's fine.
**[14:55] ---**
Something bothering you?
**[14:57] ---**
You could practice driving with Kei, right?
**[15:00] ---**
I was a little surprised you came to me.
**[15:02] ---**
It's not really bothering me...
**[15:05] ---**
No, you're right.
**[15:08] ---**
I heard you were a friend
that Kei trusted, so...
**[15:12] ---**
A friend he trusts, huh?
**[15:14] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[15:17] ---**
He and I were lovers.
**[15:24] ---**
Hey!
**[15:25] ---**
S-Sorry! But...
**[15:28] ---**
You and Kei?
**[15:30] ---**
Surprised?
**[15:31] ---**
Is that what an "ex" is?
**[15:35] ---**
But I didn't think I was talking
about us as men and women...
**[15:39] ---**
Yes, you're talking about work partners, right?
**[15:43] ---**
Yes, that's right!
**[15:45] ---**
Don't worry, then.
**[15:47] ---**
If he really doesn't like someone,
he shows them no mercy.
**[15:52] ---**
Tilarna. Do you like him?
**[15:55] ---**
What kind of question is that?
**[15:57] ---**
Do you hate him, then?
**[15:58] ---**
No, that's not true...
**[16:01] ---**
But... I really don't know.
**[16:04] ---**
Um... I just want him to see me as an equal.
**[16:08] ---**
That's why I'm practicing driving.
**[16:12] ---**
I actually feel really bad about it...
**[16:14] ---**
Wrecking the car he loved...
**[16:17] ---**
You two are like brother and sister.
**[16:21] ---**
Brother and sister?
**[16:22] ---**
A strong-willed little sister and her brother.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, yeah. That might be it.
**[16:29] ---**
Don't tell him I told you this,
**[16:32] ---**
but he lost his sister
**[16:34] ---**
about ten years ago.
**[16:37] ---**
She was a really lively girl, I heard.
**[16:40] ---**
Maybe he sees some of her in you.
**[16:45] ---**
He never said anything about that.
**[17:03] ---**
You're late, Kei.
**[17:05] ---**
Sorry, I've been riding her hard all night.
**[17:08] ---**
Seriously? That's ridiculous...
**[17:11] ---**
Okay, everybody!
**[17:12] ---**
It's almost time for that
gang of thieves to get here.
**[17:15] ---**
I need you all to provide backup.
**[17:18] ---**
How'd it go with Cecil?
**[17:20] ---**
Shut up. We're on the clock.
**[17:35] ---**
The target's here.
Everybody stay on standby.
**[17:40] ---**
Okay, looking good.
**[17:43] ---**
Wait, wait!
**[17:45] ---**
Looks like somebody betrayed somebody.
He's agitated.
**[17:48] ---**
Not good! All units, head in!
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Go! Go! Go!
**[17:53] ---**
--Don't move! This is the police!
**[17:55] ---**
--Shit!
--Don't move! This is the police!
**[17:56] ---**
You bastard!
**[17:57] ---**
No! You'll shoot the hostage!
**[18:04] ---**
They got away! Tony's in danger!
**[18:05] ---**
I'm sorry, Detective!
**[18:07] ---**
Shit! My eyes!
**[18:09] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[18:10] ---**
Tilarna?
**[18:12] ---**
Come on! We're saving Tony, right?
**[18:15] ---**
Wait! What are you doing?
**[18:17] ---**
Let's go!
**[18:19] ---**
It's in reverse! Reverse!
**[18:21] ---**
This is what I meant to do!
**[18:34] ---**
Wrong lane! You're in the wrong lane!
**[18:41] ---**
I'm starting to get it!
**[18:42] ---**
This "speed" stuff isn't bad...
**[18:44] ---**
This is what it feels like to be high!
**[18:47] ---**
No more! Just kill me!
**[18:49] ---**
The window's right there!
Jump out if you want to!
**[18:54] ---**
Got 'em!
**[18:55] ---**
No! Stop it!
**[19:12] ---**
Shit!
**[19:13] ---**
Hey, Tilarna...
**[19:28] ---**
Tony, you okay?
**[19:30] ---**
Sorry. I didn't expect trouble like this.
**[19:35] ---**
It's fine. Just relax a bit.
**[19:38] ---**
Now then...
**[19:41] ---**
Fortunately, nobody died.
**[19:43] ---**
But never drive like that again.
**[19:46] ---**
But I was useful!
**[19:47] ---**
That was "useful"? Don't be ridi--
**[19:49] ---**
Don't treat me like baggage!
**[19:53] ---**
I don't just mean driving.
**[19:54] ---**
I'm studying every day.
**[19:57] ---**
If you won't understand that, who will?
**[20:03] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:04] ---**
I went a little too far before.
**[20:06] ---**
I don't think you're useless.
**[20:09] ---**
Really?
**[20:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:11] ---**
Really, really?
**[20:13] ---**
Really.
**[20:15] ---**
Forget about the banged-up car.
**[20:17] ---**
The new one's repairable, probably.
**[20:21] ---**
Once it's out of the shop,
I'll practice with you.
**[20:23] ---**
Really?
**[20:24] ---**
Don't get so excited.
**[20:26] ---**
But promise me that next time you'll drive safe--
**[20:41] ---**
The damage seems to have gotten a bit worse.
**[20:44] ---**
But it's still fixable, right?
**[20:45] ---**
Like hell it's fixable, you goddamn alien!
**[21:04] ---**
I'm back...
**[21:07] ---**
Kuroi! Hello!
**[21:11] ---**
You're finally home, huh?
**[21:13] ---**
I had to deal with the
aftermath of that car chase,
**[21:16] ---**
and then got in an argument with
the real estate guy about your new place...
**[21:19] ---**
What are you doing?
**[21:21] ---**
Welcoming you to my home.
This way.
**[21:29] ---**
Well?
**[21:30] ---**
From now on, this is my room.
**[21:33] ---**
You're the second guest I've had, after Kuroi.
**[21:36] ---**
You should feel honored.
**[21:39] ---**
This is my house, actually.
**[21:41] ---**
Don't worry about it.
It doesn't bother me.
**[21:44] ---**
Sheesh...
**[21:46] ---**
What? Are you still mad about that silly car?
**[21:50] ---**
It's not sil--
**[21:54] ---**
No, it's gone and it's not coming back.
**[21:57] ---**
I'm not mad anymore.
**[21:59] ---**
I see!
**[22:00] ---**
Okay then!