2 - A Confused Maiden

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    Preview:
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    I'll be late...
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    Wash my face...
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    Brush my teeth...
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    Where's my toothbrush?
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    Mom...
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    Where's my toothbrush?
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    Ow...
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    What's her problem?
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    That's right...
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    All that weird stuff happened to me!
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    I got sent to this strange place,
    and it was awful,
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    so I freaked out.
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    That was great!
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    That food was good...
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    Anyway...
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    Still no reception?
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    Oda Nobunaga.
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    A Warring States period general.
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    Lived from 1534 to 1582...
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    Akechi Mitsuhide.
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    I am Oda Nobunaga.
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    My name is Akechi Mitsuhide.
SIGN    History
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    But they're girls, not guys.
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    Think maybe they really
    are historical cosplayers?
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    And this building definitely isn't normal.
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    This is all really weird.
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    I don't get it...
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    But right now, my biggest problem
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    is that all I have are my
    school uniform and gym clothes!
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    I look lame...
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    This is awful.
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    I'm coming in.
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    You wear the strangest outfits.
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    A Confused Maiden
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    Pick whichever you like from these.
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    What is this? A mountain of treasure!
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    There are so many!
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    So amazing!
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    Can I really, truly pick the ones I like?
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    Yeah...
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    This is so cute!
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    What do you think?
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    Don't ask me.
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    I suppose it's fine.
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    Maybe I'll make some alterations to it.
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    Lend me a sewing kit later, OK?
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    Excuse me.
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    My lord, all is in readiness—
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    Yeah?
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    You come, too.
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    Where?
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    U-Um, is this really OK?
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    There aren't seat belts or anything.
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    I'm not gonna fall, am I?
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    Hang on tight!
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    My butt!
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    My butt!
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    My butt...
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    Looks like it isn't going well.
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    No.
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    Ow...
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    We were here last night!
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    There, there...
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    There's barely anything left.
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    Be careful, all right?
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    It looks like there are enough people here.
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    All have lost their homes...
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    falling into despair.
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    Everyone, listen!
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    Our lord has come here personally.
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    Be thankful for her kindness,
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    and work harder, despite your sorrow!
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    You can't do that.
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    I don't think that will work.
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    What?
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    I don't think you can just say something,
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    and expect it to cheer them up
    or fill their bellies.
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    We should at least give them
    some delicious candy or a cheerful song!
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    What are you saying?
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    So then, what would you do?
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    Me?
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    Here you go... Here you go.
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    Pretty, isn't it?
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    Here!
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    Ta-dah!
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    That contraption again?
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    Start the music!
SIGN    Dreaming Freedom
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    We want stuff we can still use, right?
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    Let's get started!
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    What can we use...
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    Everyone!
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    I think we can still use this pot.
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    Hurry! Hurry!
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    It's heavy... Hurry!
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    Is it still useful?
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    Good...
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    This will still work, too.
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    Look at your face!
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    There!
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    Can you get us some
    food and sweets, Mitsuhide-san?
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    Very well.
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    Fetch some from the storehouse.
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    But, my lord, that's...
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    Mitsuhide.
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    Retrieve some.
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    This is the last time, right?
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    She's done well.
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    She easily captured the peasants' hearts.
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    She will be a fresh wind,
    as we cannot foresee.
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    You think so?
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    I am not mistaken about such things.
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    Miss... Here's a meat bun for you!
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    A meat bun?
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    They look good...
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    Thank you!
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    Huh?
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    Come to think of it,
    why are only women here?
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    Um...
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    Here?
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    I can make this my room?
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    Our lord grants you this,
    as a reward for your efforts today.
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    What's wrong?
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    You're dissatisfied?
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    This room is more than good enough for you.
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    No, no! That's not it at all.
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    It's just that the interior
    design isn't quite right.
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    May I coordinate it a little?
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    The interior cord?
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    Coordinate, you know...
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    Uh, are you not good with foreign words?
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    How rude!
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    Don't get mad...
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    But yeah, I have a request...
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    It was totally worth asking.
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    Anyway, that Mitsuhide person
    gets mad really easily.
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    Just like Akerin.
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    It's hard to believe that I'm only
    meeting her for the first time.
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    Her personality...
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    Ow...
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    Keh.
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    Keh.
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    You!
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    Who the hell are you?
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    Did you wander in somehow?
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    Wait!
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    You're from yesterday...
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    That weird dog.
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    So, how come you can talk?
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    The same reason that
    you're here, I suppose.
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    The world contains many mysterious things.
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    That doesn't make any sense.
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    I'd like to ask you something.
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    I have a name, you know.
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    My name is Shiro, girl.
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    So, your name's Shiro?
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    Don't use it so carelessly!
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    Then what should I call you?
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    I'll grant you special permission
    to call me Shiro-sama.
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    "Sama"? You're a dog.
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    I can hear you, damn it.
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    Hey... Where am I?
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    A different world than
    the one you inhabited,
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    one far in the past.
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    In the past... And a different...
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    A different world?
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    No way!
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    That only happens in light novels and manga.
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    And are there any men here?
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    I haven't seen any...
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    About that...
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    Well, you see...
    There aren't any, well, men here...
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    Then how is everyone born?
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    Because babies are...
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    Right?
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    I dare you to repeat that.
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    Never mind...
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    Anyway, tell me the reason.
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    You see...
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    You see...
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    The stork brings them...
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    Was that really worth the dramatic pause?
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    And why is your personality changing?
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    And they're found in cabbage fields...
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    Or sometimes, in a bamboo stalk...
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    I see!
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    In old stories, that's how it always is.
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    And this is a different world,
    in the past, so that makes sense!
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    Then, how do I get back?
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    Um, well...
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    I doubt it'll be easy.
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    But not 100% certain
    that I can't return, right?
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    I suppose...
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    OK!
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    In these situations, the main character
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    must always do her best!
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    And sometimes, that hard work
    takes her home!
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    You really are easygoing.
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    Just stupid?
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    You know what they say...
    When in Rome, do as the Swiss do, right?
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    No one says that anymore,
    and it's wrong anyway.
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    Hey, help me decorate, Shiro.
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    If I'm going to be here a while,
    I want to make it cute.
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    Right?
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    I'd even take a dog's help.
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    The saying's about a cat, not a dog.
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    You don't know anything, do you?
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    You're a moron.
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    Wake up, already!
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    Let me rest a bit more...
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    Get up!
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    Hey!
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    You're too loud!
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    Who's loud?
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    Who...
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    Shiro kept telling me to wake up...
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    Shiro?
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    Why is he acting like that?
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    What's wrong with you?
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    And what is this?
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    How dare you do this to
    the room the lord gave you?
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    It's cute, isn't it?
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    Where do you think you are?
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    You're being loud...
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    My lord, look at this!
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    Oh, my...
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    I like this.
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    You, also, my lord? What are you...
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    Isn't it nice?
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    Right, huh?
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    You arrogant little...
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    I'll show you what it means to be a warrior!
SIGN    Six-Round Match 6 5 4 3 2 1
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    I shall show this girl how to be a warrior.
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    I look forward to seeing your skills.
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    Um...
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    Now! Let the battle begin!
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    Here I go!
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    Your turn.
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    Huh?
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    Ow...
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    I'm a demon!
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    Huh?
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    I slipped?
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    Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
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    You can't do anything, can you?
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    Give me a break...
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    This is the final one!
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    Here I go!
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    This isn't working.
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    You're embarrassing yourself!
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    I don't want to do this anymore!
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    That surprised me!
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    But I've seen that before...
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    What are you doing,
    turning away from an enemy?
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    How pathetic!
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    That's it! That's the one...
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    That Tokunyan, Akerin, and I always
    chatted about on our phones!
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    What was it?
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    Kung Fat!
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    Right!
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    I remember!
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    Um, I think it was like...
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    Kung Fat is here!
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    What is that skill?
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    It's kung fu.
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    Don't you know it?
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    More nonsense!
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    In situations like these,
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    the hero always makes a
    big comeback and wins, right?
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    Come on! Come on!
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    How dare you?
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    Huh?
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    Mitsuhide won every match,
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    but that final battle was quite entertaining.
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    What? Kung Fat won with that.
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    This can't be!
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    Where did you learn that skill?
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    Where?
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    On TV!
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    You've never heard of Kung Fat?
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    He's a fat guy who uses kung fu...
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    You wouldn't have, would you?
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    Whatever.
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    You moved just like a monkey.
    It was splendid.
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    I know.
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    From now on, I'll call you Monkey.
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    I don't want that nickname!
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    Then call me Hideyoshi!
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    Everyone does.
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    That's no fun.
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    Then, Hideyoshi...
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    Continue to practice
    martial arts with Mitsuhide.
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    Martial arts, huh?
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    Well, why not?
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    Thanks, Mitsuhide-san...
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    I think I'll call you Akerin.
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    It feels more right.
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    A-Akerin?
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    What is that?
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    You can't call me that!
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    Oh, come on... Let's be friends!
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    Oh, are you a tsundere?
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    Huh?
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    Hideyoshi.
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    From now on, you are my retainer.
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    Call me "my lord."
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    My lord?
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    Um... What does that mean?
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    You are a strange person,
    you know that?
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    So it means I'm an official retainer
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    for this Nobunaga person now?
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    That's right.
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    I see...
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    Girl.
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    It's an honor wasted on you.
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    Show more cheer.
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    It is?
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    OK, I'll be cheerful!
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    Yay!
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    Whoo!
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    She's a real idiot.
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    But an interesting girl.
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    I took the ancient scroll
    you gave me, Masamune,
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    and investigated personally.
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    And I've learned that Imagawa Yoshimoto
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    has the armor's left leg.
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    Then you leave immediately?
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    Yes. My lord and I leave for negotiations.
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    Who's that?
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    That?
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    My lord brought in that girl,
    Hideyoshi, a while ago.
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    What was she thinking,
    bringing in someone we know nothing of?
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    Hideyoshi...
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    Fetch!
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    I don't like behaving like a dog.
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    But you are a dog!
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    Remember what we learned
SIGN    Date-Sensei
    Hirata Yuka
SIGN    Sengoku Otome Style Preview
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    about the Battle of Okehazama?
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    Both were hazama — between — the buckets, oke,
SIGN    Hideyoshino
    Hidaka Rina
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    trying to take the other's bucket.
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    So, who was trying to grab the buckets?
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    Imagawa Yoshimoto and...
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    Yup, that's right.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Sky Maiden
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    Watch next time, OK?
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